The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, May 08, 1909, Image 9
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Saturday's paper Friday after
WIKACKY.
icky. May 4.?Not many farm
of this section are getting good
stands of cotton and corn, the cotton
ts turning red and dying out In places.
Mr. W. W. Player his ploughed up
entire cotton crop, and planted
r. and some few are planting a part
etf their corn crop over. The rains
state been general all over the county
have been very beneflclak
There was a slight frost Sunday
the 2nd, not much damage
The gardens are doing nicely. The
>t for a peach crop In this see?
ls very good so far.
health of the community Is im
graving. The family and friends, of
K J. Williams, are rejoiced to
saw she is improving from her re?
set extreme Illness.
Rev.. J. 8. Cason preached a fine
raon Sunday afternoon at the Ivan
sa Sunday school.
Desale Smlti? of the Ivanhoe
iy school was elected a delegate
9a the Sunday school convention of
tony Preebytery, which meets In
iter on May 4, I, I. The super
lent of the school will also go
4M a delegate.
public term of the Ivanhoe
?I eloaed yeaterday, and Miss Tla
has been given a private school
?while.
DARK CORNER.
Dark Corner, May 3 --Nothing ex
Is going on In this corner at this
We have hsd three very good
since my last; so our cotton Is
up nicely, though the weather
rather cool for the season. Some
they saw frost yesterday morn
I never saw any or the sign of
All of our sick are better.
The Oreenland Savannah Sunday
arhool has reorganised with Mr. J. M.
Kolb as superintendent, and Miss
Men tee K. Oeteen secretary. It has
as or 10 pupils enrolled. There was
m wall attended meeting of said school
.yesterday.
Mr. and M*s. Joe M. Ardls visited
Mr. and Mrs ?enry Oeddings at Pax
*ille le*t Saturday, returning home
Sunday morning.
Dud Weeks visited at Mr. Joe M.
Ardls' yesterday.
Mrs. W. J. Ardls and Mrs. Ben Oed?
ding* vtnited at Mr. Hamp 3cott'a
Tsaterday.
I spent the 30th ult. in your city at
County Hoard of Equalisation meet
ana. We tried to give everyone jus?
tice without regard to color or stand
Whll* in your city last Friday I was
kindly treated by our populur
Clark of Court. L. I. Parrott. who
Save me a pleasant ride behing his
bay horse. A sumptuous dinner,
another pleasant side around to
iy brothers at 10H Haynsworth St..
of which was highly appreciated
hy this unworthy scribe. I wan also
treated white '*y my old friends, Mr.
aad Mrs O. E. Richardson. Mr.
Richardson Is one man that Is always
ready to ?et up a good word for the
dead. I expect he could be got |o set
n* a good word for you or I Mr. Edi?
tor, for a little money. If we should
out before he does,
inds of corn are pretty good,
rh the birds have bothered us to
extent.
Farmern have commenced to
plough corn, though some are not
done planting cotton yet. while somo
ready to commence to chop. But
will get there Just the same for
first shall be last and the last
11 be first.
8MITIIYILLE.
Smlthvllle. May 4.? We have had
abnn.l.inoe of rain and Indications
this morning of more soon. Vegeta?
tion has taken on new life and every?
thing looks bright and fresh, except
cotton. It shows the effect of so much
tatad snd and cool days and nights.
I thought perhaps we would have
os'm, quiet weather when May came
ist but Saturday equalled any day in
March for high wind. I truly hope
ft waa not a harMnget of whnt Is to
fo?ow thl? ?ummer.
Oats are fairly good. The dry woath
ar Injured them to a large ext? rit.
Mr. T. C. Robertson was more f or?
dinale than his neighbors. He has
about two acres of oats planted In a
of wet bottom !?nd. The dry
I
weather didn't Injure them like tnosc
on high land, consequently they are
Ititastj fine.
Cotton chopping has begun in earn
*> t this morning.
Cultivation of corn was begun last
week.
i ..in- correspondent from Plsgah
voiced my sentiments in regard to
">o? er's" version of the whiskey sell?
er. What about the sin of putting the
! < ttJe to your neighbor's mouth? The
whiskey seller may flourish like a
|Tt?Jfl hay tree hut nine times out of
ten he dies almost, If not, a pauper.
Clod's curse seems to follow him or
at least It over takes him and his last
days are spent In poverty.
The makers of ladies' hats have out
done themselves In showing lack of
taste and good sense. In all my ex?
perience I have never seen anything
like the monstrosities called ladies'
hats this season. The woman that
wants something pronounced can cer?
tainly get it. But what are the dis?
criminating and conservative ones go?
ing to do? I think the legislature will
have to paas a law to force ladles to
take off their hats in church. That
is If we really want to enjoy preach*
lng any more.
Mrs. Joe Wilson and her mother,
Mrs. Sal Ina White spent last Tuesday
with Mrs. James Robertson.
Mr. L. A. White, of Egypt, spent
Thursday with Mr. S. B. Hatfleld, 8r.,
who is still critically 111.
Mrs. W. H. Shiver Is very 111.
Miss Letha McLeod, of Mlzpah,
visited relatives at this place last
week.
Mrs. C. T. Watson, Mrs. Henry Wei?
den, Miss Janie Prlvett. of Herrlots.
and Mrs. Joe Wilson of this place
called on Mrs. T. C. Robertson last
Wednesday afternoon.
WEDGEFTELP.
Wedgefleld, May 4.?From what
one can learn It looks like there Is no
doubt about the fate of the dispen?
sary when the election comes off thir
summer.
Most of the planters around here
report good stands of cotton, and
chopping will become general In a
few days.
The Wedgefleld boys played the
orangeburg Collegiate Institute team
from Orangeburg on last Thursday,
and lost to them. Orangeburg 5,
Wedgefleld 0. The home boys played
a good game, though they had had no
practice before the game and Orange?
burg played two professionals against
them. After the fatal second Inning
Strange struck out ten men.
Dr. M. L. Parier has the material
on the ground and will begin the
erection of his residence in a few day-.
Mrs. R. A. Johnson, nee Miss Beat?
rice Melley, of Birmingham, Ala.,
visiting relatives here.
Miss Aline Whltlock, of Fort Mill.
Is visiting her brother, Rev. N. O.
Whltlock.
Rev. F. M. Satterwhlte, of Sumter
spent the da> here with friends.
Mrs. Willie Jones, of Rocky Moun*
X. Oh Is visiting her mother, Mrs
Cleo Troutman.
Miss Martha Platte, who has been
teaching near Indlantown, Berkely
County, has returned home much to
the delight of her friends.
Mrs. A. E. Aycock is visiting rela?
tive?, in Columbia.
MAX.
Max, May 6.?Mr. Muldrow Mo
Elveen and Miss Leila Oliver were
married at the home and by the pus
tor of Bethel church last Sunday af?
ternoon.
Mr. McElveen said he believed that
a crowd of boys stood at Rev. True
luck's on Sunday afternoon to see who
would come to be married.
Rev. Graves preached a tine sermon
at Nazareth last Sunday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Graham and
their children have been very sick
with measels, also several other chil?
dren of the community
Miller Sauls says says water is get?
ting low in the mill bay. consequently
he does not grind but throe days I
week.
William Xero'h wife, an aged and
respected colored woman, was found
dead In bed last Sunday nlrht.
Cotton chopping is propres ?lng.
Oats are doing well.
Rabbits, moles, birds and Insects
haw baai destructive to gardens this
Spring, but by perseverence we will
' tl have good gardens. Cabbage and
Irlnh Potatoes have ceased to be a
rarity.
Strawherries are enjoyed by those
abO take the tremble to cultivate
th*m.
Mr. A. J. Goodman and his niece.
Miss Mary P. HurKess went to Sumter
last Monday.
Mary Itee spent a very pleasant
visit to her aunt, Mrs. Pearson.
Messrs. M. A. Thomas and L, R.
Truluek, of Ijike City, attended ser
\ lees at Bethel last Sunday morn?
ing.
The (armor WbO sells cotton for
fall delivery hurts himself and all
other cotton growers.
Some of the chronic baseball fans
still want ball, although the town Is
getting along very well without It.
Woman's Curiosity.
"Woman's curiosity," said Mr.
Fletcher, "is n quality of mind beyond
human understanding."
"Yes," said Mrs. Fletcher. "What
made you think of that?"
"The fool actions of a woman that 1
saw downtown today, She followed o
man ten blocks just to get to read a
placard that was fattened to his back.
Sho spotted him At Thirty-fourth
street. Th?.t was realty the end of her
trip?I made that out from something
she said to another woman who was
too fat to join in the chase?but when
ehe caught sight of that flaming red
poster tied to the man's back her cu?
riosity got tbe betterVof her and she
set out after hint. He led her quite a
chase across towu and downtown and
back again, but she never weakened.
She tagged faithfully along in his
wake, and finally she got close enough
to read that notice."
Mrs. Fletcher reflected a moment.
"What did It say?" she asked.
"It advised her to get her teeth pull?
ed somewhere on Sixth avenue."
Mrs. Fletcher thought again.
"Where were you all the time she
was trying to find that out?"
"Me?" said Fletcher. "Oh, I was
following the woman. I wanted to see
If she finally caught up with the man."
?New York Times.
The Porcelain Secret.
The porcelalu industry of Germany
is comparatively young, says the Berlin
Morgen Post, and Its development was
rapid. Although It Is generally believed
that the Chinese kept their processes
of manufacture secret Julian's transla?
tions of their voluminous encyc lopedia
show that this is not true. All who
could have read the work might have
known also the poroelain secret. But
evidently no German fathomed the me?
chanical mystery until the apothecary's
apprentice Boethgar, 200 years ago,
made tbe first German porcelain at
Dresden. Some years before he had
attracted attention by proclaiming the
discovery of a method of changing
base metal into gold. Hing Frederick
I. gave him orders for the precious
metal, which the sixteen-year-old In?
ventor could not execute, and in fear
he fled to Dresden and became a sub?
ject of King August the Strong. While
endeavoring to make gold he discover?
ed the porcelain secret and Inscribed
his door thus: "Into a potter was
changed by Almighty God a man who
thought he could make gold."
A Purxle In Figures.
Take any number of three different
figures, as 471, under It place the same
figures In reverse order, subtract the
lesser number and you will find that
the middle figure of the result is in?
variably 0. Why It is so Is something
that only the most learned mathemat?
ical scholars can explain. Here is oar
case worked out:
Taking any number, say.471
Reversing figures.174
Subtracting, we have. 297
Further still, we can now reverse
this number 297 In the same way and
add the two numbers and the result
will always come K'8J. Thus:
Taking . 197
Reversing. 792
Adding, we have.1069
Why should the answer always come
out the same? Here's something for
you to work over.
A Friend In Need.
A speaker In the recent Shropshire
(Englaud) election relates the follow?
ing incident: One night be spoke in
the poultry market at Whltchurch.
The next morning a young man stop?
ped him In the street and said:
"I was looking well after you last
nicht."
The speaker expressed surprise at
the necessity.
The young man continued his story:
"I saw a yo\mg man come into the
meeting with his coat pockets bulging
out iu a way tbat made mo suspicious.
Two of us followed him In. He stood
at the back of the* room, and wo stood
one on each .slue of him. Gently but
firmly we Dragged agltttSt him. There
was a faint crackling sound of break
lug eggs, and the man was out of ac?
tion."
Getting Even.
"You are half an hour late this
morning," said a schoolmaster to a
scholar.
"Yes, sir," replied tbe boy, who had
been "kept In" the day before. "It
was late yesterday when I got home!"
-London Tlt-Blts.
Uses For Baby Carriages.
East siders in New York use their
baby carriages until they literally fall
apart. Of course the primary purpose
Is served well and often, as the fam?
ily Is generally a good sized one. Then
the carriage Is used for a market and
shopping wagon, being idled high with
potatoes, greens, fruit and household
goods of all kinds from neighboring
stores and push carts. The east skier
doesn't often have his thlugs ucnt
home. He's not sure he would get
what be had bought. Then the little
boys are sent out to hover around new
buildings or old ones being demolished
and gather In wood to be pushed home
In the baby carriage. On other occa?
sions It Is piled high with garments
being rushed to or from the sweatshop.
Sometimes packages of laundry are
delivered from It, and, again, It Is
filled with coal. When It Is finally
worn out It furnishes a little fuel and
four hoops for the children to play
with.?New York Press.
Her Object Attained.
"Forgive me, my dear," said the gos?
sip humbly, "but I thoughtlessly men?
tioned to Mrs. Brown the things that
you told me lu strict confidence."
"There is nothing to forgive." replied
the wise woman pleasantly. Mtt was
for that very purpose that I told them
to you In strict confidence."?Chicago
Poet
Absurd Stage Businest.
Theatrical production is full of ab?
surdities in business. A situation is
required, a situation is thrown in. It
makes not the slightest difference if it
be a trolley car crew of song and dance
broihcrs maiming a yacht in the desert
of Sahara. You have the trolley crew
and the yacht, and if the scene hap?
pens to be a section of the arid west
where typhoons take the place of wa?
terspouts? well, so much the worts foi
the scene. And if the conductors col?
lect fares from the sailors to carry out
the business of the song. "We Are Jol?
ly, Jolly Street Car Men," the audience
must be prepared to submit calmly to
a sandstorm Immediately following,
which is necessary to bring on the
wind machine and stereopticon. When
a comic opera (heaven save the mark!?
opened at Madison Square roof with
Japanese costumes. Broadway dialogue,
a Martian setting and Irish comedy
there were absurdities enough to de?
light a dozen stage directors.?FJenry
E. Warner In Bohemian Magazine.
He Couldn't See the Joke.
'The mother-in-law Joke Isn't half
as funny to me as It was when I was
a bachelor," said a young New Yorker
to his old chnm. "I've got a pretty
gocd mother-in-law myself, and she's
visiting us now. That's all right too.
But here's my grouch:
"Whenever we go out in a bunch, as
we generally do, ma grubs the baby
every time we sit down?subway, ele?
vated, bridge, surface or ferryboat.
Just grabs the kid. you know, as if it
was her private property; exhibits It
in a way to everybody near by. tells
the woman next to her all about how
to raise children and what she's doing
for this particular one; attracts gen?
eral attention, you see. with my baby
as a star performer and my wife and I
Bitting there without a chance to say a
word and looking as If we wanted to
apologize for being on earth."
"Don't think that* funny. eh?" said
his friend. "How your sense of humor
has shrunk!"?New York Globe.
Running For the Car.
If you feel like emulating Sherlock
Holmes try your luck occasionally
when you eee some one run for a street
car. It's a good, easy way to deter?
mine the previous training and the
present occupation of the subject
"You will see one fellow dash easily
toward the car with a long, swinging
stride that usually means athletics, but
n-j special training in the sprint The
old time college runuer can be picked
out by the way he throws his knees in
front, like a high bred trotter.
Some waddle, and you must relegate
them to the general category of "busy
business men" whose duty to the desk
has robbed them of wind and waist.
Others ere gettlug more than their
share of avoirdupois, but in spite of
that mahacre to show you that they are
not out of it by any means. To that
type it is a veritable triumph to over?
haul a moving car and to swing on
without the assistance of the conduct?
or.?Louisville Courier-Jourual.
The Joys cf -ifc In Africa.
You must never walk barefoot on
the floor, no matter how clean It is, or
an odious worm called a Jigger will
enter your foot to raise n numerous
family and a painful swelling. Ou the
other hand, be sure when you put on
boots or shoos that, however hurried,
you turn them upside down and look
Inside lest a scorpion, a small snake
or a perfectly frightful kind of cent!
ped may be lying in ambush. Never
throw your clothes carelessly upon the
ground, but put them away at once in
a tin box and shut It tight or a per?
fect colony of fierce biting creatures
will beset them. And. above all, qui
nine'.-Winston Churchill. M. P., in
London Strand.
The Telltale Hand.
A writer In an English weekly de?
clares that if we waut to know what
the other person is thinking we must
look at his or her hands. Even un
practiced lips cau lie, as every one
knows. Long practice in self control
will enable one to keep one's voice
sweetly cordial when there is nothing
hut Indifference or cold dislike behind
it. The eyes can be made to shoot
glances which are uot at all a register
for the emotions. But the hands, It Is
asserted, are utterly beyond the con?
trol of those to whom they belong.
Evon people who hardly gesticulate at
oil?and to keep the hands still Is con
ildeitd by the Anglo-Saxon a most es
sentlal nart of good breeding?even
these people are. It seems, constantly
revealing themselves in little move?
ments of the hands. The immortal Mill
ruuey has put It on record that a wo?
man's truth or untruth can be dis?
cerned by the action of her hands. Of
course it takes n practiced reader to
Interpret what the hands are saying.
It Is not a case of "he who runs may
r-iid."
uovlrtK on the Inatallinrot rua
An exprwssmau who called at
Ninety-second street boarding house
'or two trunks was asked by the land
ady where they were going.
"I don't know," he said. "You seo, 1
do only half the hauling. I will taki
the things to our otiice. and somebody
else will take them t!;e rest of the way
The boss at the desk will know the ad
dress. The moving Is done on the In
'tallment plan to keep you folks here
'rom finding out where the other poo
nie went. They were afraid to trust
rm> with the number for fear you might
worm It out of me, so they told It to
lobody but the manager. Ix)ts of pea
pie who move often make the trip lo
sections like that. Half the time when
I take a trunk away from a boarding
house I don't know where It will wind
up. That Is generally done when tin ?*e
?ins been a row and the folks who leave
don't want to be followed. Been a lit?
tle trouble here, I Imagine," he added
tentatively.
"Yes." sighed the landlady, "a litt:?'
-New Y*rk Sun.
A Civitirn of Purpose,
gome jtars tt* 1 1 ' Tankt ? w !mnor
tally Aro. under eoimuuud "f captain
Spoonci. w:ls iHUttlllfl >:p t!:e Cmue. ti
CQt river, Mr. Couistock, lbs mate,
was at Iiis station forward According
to his notion of things ibn * boonei
was getting si '*leetle" too near certain
mad flats vrhlch lay along ti!?? larboard
shore. So aft US went to the captain
and, with his hat cocked on one si.1..-,
said:
"Cnp'n Spooner. you're getting ;i lee
tie too dose to thcui Hats. Ha in't yor
better go aboout?"
The captain glared at him
"Mr. Comstoek. jest you go for'nid
and tend to your part of the skur.er
I'll tend to mine."
Mr. Comstoek went for'ard lu high
dudgeon.
"Boys." he bellowed out, "see that
that er mud hook's all clear for lettln'
go."
"Aye, aye. sir!"
"Let go. then!" be roarei.
Down went the anchor, out rattled
the chains, and like a flash the Sally
Ann came luffing Into the wind and
then brought up all standing. Mr.
Comstoc'v walked aft and touched his
bat
"Well, enp'n. my part of the skunor
Is to anchor."?Everybody's.
Men Should Brush Their Hair Mora.
"Very few men brush their hair
enough." said a downtowu barber.
"Fact Most Ills of tbe scalp can be
traced to that fault. You see It's this
way: A man is generally In a hurry
when he dresses, and he never takes
time to brush his hair?simply smooths
it down, generally only with a comb?
and as a result daDdruff Is allowed to
accumulate and trouble begins. Now.
with a woman It's different A woman
has to carefully brush her hair at least
once a day. If she didn't It would be
a pretty mess. It's very length saves
her, for In brushing it each day she
gets out all sorts of impurities, dan?
druff and the like, all of which is for
her own good. Now, that is the chief
reason why fewer women suffer from
dandruff than the unfortunate mem?
bers of the opposite sex. and It is also
the reason why the hair Is a woman's
crowning glory even If she is fair,
fat and forty. So brash your hair
every morning thoroughly if you want
to keep in the swim."?Philadelphia
Record.
80 Bad as That!
A young medical student who was
calling upon a girl volunteered to sing
and help entertain the company which
arrived unexpectedly. At the end of
his second solo be turned to tbe young
lady and rerinrked: "I am thinking of
taking vocal lessons. Do you know of
a good teacter?"
"Yes, indeed." was the quick reply.
"I know the very one for you. nere is
his address." and she scribbled the
name on a >ard. giving It to the stu
deut
Next day l.e called up the teacher by
telephone: 4 Is this the' Instructor of
vocal music'"
"The what 7* was the answer.
"The voca teacher?" was repeated.
"Naw." ca ne the reply, "I don't teach
nothing. I ale saws!"?Ladies' Home
Journal.
Mos-. Northern Canada.
Of the possibilities of extreme north
ern Canada a traveler writes: "The
country that one passes through from
Athabasca Landing down to the Arctic
Red river is full of vegetation and will,
in my opinion, one day be settled. In
all the miss on gardens nt the different
posts that passed I saw wheat and
barley growing, potatoes, lettuces, tur?
nips, carrot? and every kind of vegeta?
ble that one grows in one's own garden
at home. The country is thickly tim?
bered near the banks of the river, and
there are few places In which you do
not find large patches of prairie. You
pass by a great outrush of natural gas.
and oil Is oozing out for miles along
the river bank."
A Sense of Propriety.
"So you stole this man's ax?" said
the Judge.
"Yessah. I reckons dar ain' no use
tryin' tor spute de facts."
"What did you do that for? He said
he would have beeu perfectly willing
to lend you the ax."
"Yes; but you see. Jedge, dat man's
on'y jes' moved In de neighborhood. 1
doesn" know him wel enough tor go
?roun' ter his house borryin'."?Wash
lngtou Star.
Her Limitations.
?"These pianos look too cheap," said
tne young woman, her brows contract?
ing bllghtly. "Show me some of the
best you've got."
"Yes. ma'am," said the salesman.
?May I ask how high you care to go?"
"Me? Oh, I only go to G, but I want
one with all the octaves Just the
same,"?Chicago Tribune.
The Unmaking.
He (boastlngly)?It takes six genera?
tions to make a gentleman, you know.
She (calml. -Yes, and what a pity
that It only takes one generation to un?
make him!?Exchange.
A Straight Tip.
Customer?Quick shave, please. Bar?
ber?Close, sir? Customer?See here,
what business Is It of yours whether
I'm close or not ? I'll tell you one thing,
young man?1 don't tip. If that's what
you want to know .?Puck.
Then She Misted It.
Wlggs?Poor old soul! She doesn't
believe as much In the efficacy of pray?
er as she did. Waggs-You surprise
me. She lias always been so extreme?
ly religious. Wlggs?Yes. but the oth?
er day she got ready to go into the
pfty, and then she discovered that she
had onlj ten minutes In which to
catch the train. So she knelt down be?
fore she started and for five minutes
prayed fervently that she might catch
It?Catholic Standard aud Times.
A One. r Flay In Itaaebsll.
Here is a play in baseball that hap?
pened long a?0. Perhaps ft never will
hapi>eu again. Did any one erer hear
of a base runner scoring from first
base on a line drive that was caught
by a third baseman and when the ball
never left the third baseman's hand?
The play happened In this way: Andy
Moynihan was playing third base for
the Pastimes of Chicago In 1808 when
a tournament was held. The Occidm
tals of Psorla were ihe opposing team.
In the first iuning, with a runner on
fir.^t, the butter drove a Iner straight
over third. Moynihan shaved up his
b.tnd, the ball struck It and stuck
fast in the hand. The crowd cheered.
An Instant later they saw something
was wrong. Moynihan, writhing with
pain, was running around Cj'.rd base.
The base runner at first saw something
was the matter and ran down to sec?
ond. Then he ran to third and finally
trotted home unmolested.
The trouble was that the ball, strik?
ing Moynlhan's hand, paralyzed the
nerves. The ball was stuck tight In
his band. It was five minutes before
his fellow players could pry his fin?
gers open and get the ball out?Chica?
go Tribune.
Two Lads.
At one time, when De Quincey was
living at Lasswade in simple and
friendly relations with the people, who
respected him not ss a writer, but as
a good neighbor, he formed a very de?
lightful friendship with a little child,
a boy of four years. This lad, a
nephew of one of the housemaids, was
the constant companion of the great
man and would forsake any amuse?
ment for the pleasure of walking
round a dull little garden with him.
One day somebody beard this conver*
sation between the two comrades:
"What <Tye call tbon tree?" asked
the child.
De Quincey considered and then
said, with careful deliberation, "I am
not sure, my dear, but I think it may
be a laurustinu8."
The child Interrupted him with some
scorn: "A laurustinus! Lad, d'ye na
ken a rhododendron T"
At that time the "lad" must have
been about seventy years old.
Made n Gordln Kins.
The craze unions > ? ty women for
queer pets Is an oM story. It usuaPy
ends through being carried too far.
There Is the case of Andromeda, for In?
stance, and there is that other affair of
the decadent Roman emperor's daugh
ter. who had a pet gorilla, procured for
her at greet-cost by an Arabian trader
who supplied strange beasts for the
amphitheater. One day the Praetorian
g-.ard arose and ? mrd re 1 t e caesar.
The gorilla, who ^appcued to be pres?
ent, strangled the ringleader, who wa?
to have assumed the Imperial purple
himself, with Its bare hands. This s >
delighted the Praetorians that they
unanimously elected the gorilla, whom
they took for a barbarian from North
Britain, to the vacant throne. On the
mistake being explained by a zoologic?
ally minded patrician, the dlvus caesar
had to be killed and another one cho?
sen.?London News.
Chinese Gambier*? Penanca.
A Chinese cook named Chin Kan had
been engaged by a wealthy Chinese in
Ho In street In Canton. All the money
be earned had been lost In gambling.
On one occasion his master paid bin
some money for the provisions he sup?
plied. The cook lost all the money at
one stake. Finding that his debts
were accumulating day by day, on the
twenty-fourth day he went into the
kitchen and chopped off the forefinger
of his left hand as a self punishment
and warning In order to relinquish this
evil habit of gambling in the future.
He became unconscious through the
pain, but was brought round again In
a few minutes.?Singapore Times.
"Xamtna;" a Membei.
It Is an ancient belief that a mar*?
name has some mysterious sympathy
with his nature, whence srise such
stories as that of Rumpelstlltsldn,
whose power over a human being van?
ishes the moment that his name Is pro
oounced aloud. It has been suggested
with some show of reason that t?e
modern practice of "naming" a refrac?
tory member of the British house of
commons Is merely a survival of this
belief, which the Norsemen brought
into England.
The lfeirborn and the Dead.
Lavater In his "Physiognomy" makss
the following curious remarks: MI hare
had occasion to observe some lnfarts
Immediately on their births and bare
found nn astonishing resemblance tie
tween their profile and those of their
father. A few days after this resell
blance almost entirely disappeared.
The Influence of the air and food aid
probably the change of posture had SO
altered the design of the face that you
could have believed it a different In II
vldual. I afterward saw two of thtee
children die, one at six weeks and the
other at four years of age, aud about
twelve heirs after their death they Im?
mediately recovered the profile which
had strwa me so much nt their birth,
only the profile of the dead child wis,
as might be expected, more strongly
marked and more terso than that of
the living." _ _
The Modern Hutband.
Mrs. Knicker We are to have a thou?
sand foot skyscraper. Mrs. Bocker?I
supi>ose that means that Henry will be
detained at the office 500 feet later.?
Harper's Weekly.
Jaded.
The Lady?Little l>oy, don't you know
smokln? will shorten your life? The
Kid?Shucks! Wot do I care? I've
seen ereryt'Ing dere is.?Boston Trav?
eler.
What maintains one vice would
bring up two children. ? Benjamin
Franklin.