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?MITUVUXJE.
Sxnlthvtlle. Marchs.?The farmers
ejse getting along nicely with their
sjnjsjh. Some eontsmplats corn plant?
et In ths next few days, others pro
eh|r waiting until thsre's lsss danger
?sjC eotd. hoping to get a much better
id and more vigorous growth.
The recent cold did some damage
? oats In this section. Those farmers
the oat seeders have much
heat oats. Those who. planted the
way have a lot killed, especially
?vho planted late. Farmer*
It any way.
The Idea of Charlotte Parkins Oll
saytng that a farmer's wife us
Urea ten years and dies. His
wife, a vigorous widow, lives un
SJsl he Is about sixty; shs then shakes
?sjnt Shis mortal coll In ordsr to give
Idea an opportunity to marry a blush
*fJnf young bride to comfort him In his
afnejinlng yearn Shs goes on to say
President Roosevelt made a mis
hi appointing men on a commu?
te fhvestigate farm life with a
to promote progress. hWlustry.
dneas and success on ths farm,
peas) la Indeed a goad One. I
thlrk the men appointed on
tomaa lesion aaa say as many
ling things as aha has said.
>n*t take three women, his
not Included, to pilot a man.
a> the average farmer, through
Shs says he don't know any
about happiness In the horns;
M% fa evident she don't, or shs areuld
**wsssj segnest a public Institut!*? or
tshst of baby farm where ths noth
ssjns could send thefV babies to take
asssgka on* thslr mothers* hands Such
eng arrangement might do for lBeth?
ens* who by force of circumstances
to work for their dally bread,
net for the average farmer's wife,
draws a beautiful picture of ease
Indolence by running streams
brooks, neath shady trees, where
bloom. She leaves ths pree?
ll things of life oat of ths picture.
Ih this condition of affairs there
? no rocking the baby to
at sight, no kneeling at moth
feet and saying, "Now I lay ms
to sleep." the memory of which
an dear to ever:/ one in after years,
there would soon he no vigorous
rw or blushing brlds to Uks ths
of those already sacrificed, ba?
the birth rats of ths sea es Is
it equal.
lend to say Charlotte Perkins
'a version of farm life does
t exist?not In this section at least.
Messrs. L? 8. Vlnson, C. T. Evans,
J. Hatflsld and C. T. Robertson, at
court In Blshopvllls I his week.
Mrs. Frank Mathls of St. Charles
it last weak with her daughter,
8. E. Robertson.
Miss Lstha McLeod of Mlapah,
?salted Mrs. W. H. Shiver Isst Sunday.
Misses Rosa Lee snd Rimer Evans
.sxoent last Saturday with Miss Nallle
?HUat Of Pistah.
"iff. Bftriftt* alsLeod visited Rev. 8
KatAeid. Jr., last Sunday,
at re. L J. McLeod Is spsndlng some
with her father. Mr. 8. B. Hat
Sr.. who Is quits feeble. His con
41tlon Is most pitiful.
DARK CORNER.
tor* CMrntft March 10 ?I will try
writs a line or two this Beautiful
?prtng-llke day. As ths ass* are hum?
ming snd ths elf \l perfumed with
th* ysliow jMsn\mlne flowers, It make*
sjsas think that spring has srrlved. But
1 expect to ess s great deal more cold
before ths spring will open for good.
I have not hisrd of but one farmer
planting sny corn as yet. Mr. QOO.
P. Ardls hss plsnted a small piece, so
I learn. Ths loth will be time
enough.
It was my Privilegs to sttend old
Calvsry church Isst Sundsy where I
feed the pleasure of meeting Rev.
ftlohard B. Mshoney. of Standford.
Ky . who Is the youngest son of ths
sate Rsv. H. W. Mahoney. (The old
parson.) It was the first time I had
eeen Bro. Runyan In fifteen years. He
as out on a visit to his brother, Judgs
fl. Mahoney. snd other relstlves near
Faxvltls. I was glsd to meet mj old
friend and brother, J. D. Hoyel, at ths
the same tlm?
Rev. W. T. Derelsux of Greenville.
It C. will presch at Calvary, near
PTinewood, on ths third Sunday.
e>t 11 oclock a. in. And will
Rev. J. N. Tolar organhe
Baptist church in Plnewood that
night (21st.)
The Greenland Savannah Sunday
school is called to meet next Sunday
evenlng at 3:30 o'clock.
W. J. Ardis and Dud Weeks visited
at Mrs. Laura Ardis' last Sunday.
Mrs. Emma Mein tush and sou,
John Childers, of Plnewood. visited
mt.Joe M. Ardis' last Sunday. ....
Dud Weeks veslted at Joe M. Ardl.s
Isat Sunday night.
STATE BU RG.
Stateburg. March 10.?Miss Sadie
Plud was the guest of Mr. and Mrs.
R. C. Richardson, at Farm Hill, for
several days last week.
Mr. T. p. Brohun Is spending some
time with Mr. and Mrs. Screven
Moore at "The Ooks."
Miss Annie Burgess is visiting rela?
tives in Columbia.
Mrs. E. W. Frlerson, is the guest
of Mrs. R. M. Cantey for a few days.
Mr/and Mrs. V. O. Nelson visited
relatives in Columbia last week.
Miss Lottie Nelson Is spending a
few weeks with Mrs. F. H. McLeod,
In "Fair Florence."
Mr. F. P. Burgess spent Sunday in
our midst.
Miss Sarah Moore spent Wednes?
day in Sumter.
Rev. W. H. Barnwell held divine
service at 'The Church of the Holy
Cross" on Sunday at-11:30 a. m. and
preached at Hagood that afternoon.
MAX.
Max. March 11.?Mr. and Mrs.
Foard of Charlotte. N. C, who are
visiting in Sardis section were at
Bethel Sunday.
It is announced that a lecture on
temperance will be given at Sardis
next Sunday afternoon by a renowned
lady.' No doubt she will have a large
audience.
Since some time in January there
has been coincidents noticed about
here. At different times there were
three dreaded forest Area raging and
were outed by heavy rains.
Mrs Johnnie Darby of Lynchburg,
lecturod to an audience of ladiea ?t
Bethel school house last Monday af?
ternoon. Mrs. Darby disclaimed be?
ing * patent medicine aaller, but is a
medical missionary.
Wa have heard of three homed
owl* being caught alive this spring.
A colored man found one in his fewl
house. A gentleman caught one that
was trying to kill a goose la a mud
hole, and a little girl found one In a
blddla coop. *
? box of good eatables ware receiv?
ed here yesterday?an offering of
love, and not the least appreciated?
was a dish of nicely fried fish.
Mrs. Birdie Lee 1? critically 111.
Mr. J. C. Truluck and son, John
Mac, went to Tlmmonsvllle Monday.
John Mac went to have a tooth mend?
ed.
Mr. Rufus Dennis of Shlloh passed
this way yeaterday, looking up tax de?
linquents.
Mr. and Mrs. P. A. W. McOee at?
tended the funeral of the letter's sis?
ter, Mrs. Henrietta Anderson, of Tlm?
monsvllle, at Sparrow Swamp last
Tuaaday.
EDWARDS.
Antloeh, March 10.?Farm work Is
at a stand still. Hauling fertilisers
and land breaking Is about finished.
The oat crop Is doing nicely.
Mr. J. W. Weldon and daughter.
Miss Irene, has gone to Bishopville
today.
Mr. F. O. Peebles spent Friday in
Camden.
Mrs. L. A. White, also Mrs. J. W.
Weldon, spent last Friday in Cam?
den.
Messrs. Arrle Davis and Olin White
?pent Sunday at Rabon Cross-Roads.
If it were not for certain "bright eyes"
they would not take such long trips,
we are sure. Right you are. Mr. R.
had better keep a "weather eye" out
or else he will wake up tome fine day
to find his two pretty daughters, MM
?. and Misa U, missing.
Mr. J. R, McLeod spent Saturday,
In Camden. '
Mr. Herman Myers from near Win?
ter was In this section last ?Mhday.
Hev. J. E. Strickland filled his
regular appointment at St. John's M.
E., church Sunday afternoon.
Messrs. Olisten and Purney Hug
gins from Camden spent Sunday in
this tacttoh.
Mfs John McCutchen spent Sunday
VHh Mr. Chas. Peebles.
We raw no sick to report at this
time.
Manning News Notes.
Manning. March 11.?The Baptist
Young People's Union of the First
Baptist church are going to have a
lawn party, at Mrs. E. C. Thumo*'
spacious and beautiful ground*, Fri?
day evening. Refreshments will be
offered, the funds thus raised to be
devoted for the benefit of Church
Carpet Fund.
Rabbi David Karesh, of Columbia,
formerly of Wilmington, N. C, in
charge of Beth Sholom congregation
of Columbia, spent Monday In Man?
ning the guest of Mr Aaron Abrain .
The Rabbi is a Talmudist and He?
braist of note.
Mr. Paul Arrlngton, prominent In
nodal circles of Summerton, has been
in Manning for the last few days.
J. McSwain Woods, Esq., has re?
turned from Spartanburg where he
attended the Woodmen of the World
Convention as a delegate of Live Oak
Camp No 181. W. O. W. of Manning.
Mr. R. H. Davis, one of the most
successful farmers of this section,
was here today and was greeted by
his many friends.
WHY DICKINSON GOT IT.
SECRETARY OF WAR EXPLPAINS
PRESIDENT TAFTS PURPOSE.
To Hold South'* Sympathies?South?
ern Republican or Democrat Who
Voted for Him Would Not Have
Done So Well.
Chicago, March 10.?Secretary of
War Jacob M. Dickinson appeared
befoie the Iroquols Club, a Democra?
tic organization tonight, and made his
first formal address since his appoint?
ment by President Taft.
Mr. Dickinson's presence before
this body was objected to last week
by former Mayor Edward F. Dunne, a
Democrat, on the ground of "incon?
sistency." In his remarks, the secre?
tary explained his status as a Demo?
crat, and told the club members what
sentiments toward the South movod
the president to appoint bim.
"For nearly 40 years," said Secre?
tary Dickinson, "and much of that
time with great activity, 1 have been
In the ranks of the Democratic party.
I have never sought of it the reward of
office, nor any other benefits, direct or
indirect. Like many Southern men, T
have at times disapproved its policies, '
but on account of local conditions did j
not actively oppose it."
2t !r a misfortune to the South?a
m'sfortUhe to the whole country?that
llnexoreble conditions were such that
differences on all other questions have
been subordinated to one question.
When such action of those best quail
fled to represent their people extend?
ed throughout so long a period and
so constantly, it would be like Indict?
ing a nation to affirm that It was eith?
er unwise or unpatriotic Whether or
not these conditions will operate In
the future as they have In the past,
I do not claim the wisdom to predict.
All lovers of our country should unite
in the hope that thie may not be true
?-not so much on account of the poli?
tical results as on account of the con?
ditions themselves, which are 4 con?
stant menace to the South, and in re?
flex action operate with unhappy ef?
fects upon the entire country.
"On account of the causes to
which I have referred, all of the
Southern States at the last election
cast their electoral votes against Pres?
ident Taft, as they have hitherto done
Vlrh respect to other Republican
presidential candidates. Therefore,
politically, there was no bond between
him and the Southern States. 1% is
now, after the battle has been fought,
entering upon the duties of his office, ?
as president of the entire country. He
has been much in the South, and for
years has counted very many South?
ern men within the coyest circle of
friendship.
"His jurisdiction as judge extended
over Kentucky and Tennessee.
Throug h a long period he was in close
association with the people there,
vlsite Jl their homes intimately, was
Always an earnest student of every?
thing affecting the general welfare of
the country, and can.e to know more
about the Southern people and the
auses controling their social and po?
litical notion than any man of the
North who ha* been called to high
national Offlea. Moved by no obliga?
tion to the South, but by strong
.'rlendsh'p and sympathy for the
Southern people and still more by a
patriotic love for the entire Conutry,
whose welfare is necessarily bound
up with that of tft* ?buth, he deter?
mined to invite mto his cabinet a
Southern men, thereby giving assur?
ance te ^he Southern people that, al
thAutYi their solid electoral vote was
Against him, he wanted them to feel
that they were In close relations with
his administration and would be In
r.o sense alien to It.
"If he had selected for this purpose
a Southern Republican, however well
qualified to discharge the duties of
the office, It would not have fulfilled
the purpose he had In mind. If he
had selected a Democrat who had
voted for him, there would have been
room for carplnv? Criticism to say,
however, unjustly, that the apoint
ment had be4fn tendered and accepted
as a reward for such support; and be?
sides, auch an appointment might
have lacked that ligament with the
Southern people which would exist
between them and one who had not
left the party.
"I am confident that the great pur?
pose of the president was to establish
the relationship I have indicated, it
would belittle the broad patriotism
Which Inspired him to assume that his
purpose was to achieve political re?
sults. Having known me for a bng
time and Intimately, and having con?
ferred with Southern men whose
opinions he valued, he came to the
conclusion that my qualifications and
my relations to the Southern people
were such as to justify putting me in
his cabinet."
?sflSk
DISASTROUS STORM IN GEORGIA.
Northwest Section of Cuthbert Devas?
tated by Cyclone?Six Negroes Kill?
ed and Many Injured.
Cuthbert, Ga., March 9.?The
northwestern section of Cuthbert was
struck by a cyclone at 8:30 o'clock to?
night and almost totally destroyed.
Many buildings are in ruins and it is
exceedingly difficult to get details, as
total darkness prevails, owing to the
damage to the electric light system.
There were about 30 loaded freight
cars on the railroad track, and these
were all destroyed.
Between 76 and 100 dwellings and
business houses were demolished,
most of the razed residences being
in the negro Bttlement. Among the
business houses destroyed are several
blick buddengs, whieh were UtoruBy
demolished, including four of the
largest mercantile establishments in
the town.
Six negroes and probably seven are
dead and many seriously injured. No
whites were killed so far as is known
tonight, but a half dozen were more
or less injured.
The cyclone came from the south?
west, and threw the populace In a
fever of excitement. Telephone wires
are down and it is impossible to as?
certain what the damage is in the
outlying districts.
AFTER A BOND COMPANY.
McMaster Says It Must Conform to
To the Law or Quit the State.
Columbia, March 10.?Commmls
sioner McMaster announced yesterday
that he had decided to revoke the li?
cense of the Standard Home Company
of Birmingham, Ala. Thia company
has failed to comply with his demand
for a quarterly report as required by
law, and Commissioner McMaster will
prevent it from engaging further in
business in this State and will pro?
ceed against its agents if he hears of
them doing any business hereafter.
Under the ruling of the comptrol?
ler general all such concerns are re?
quired to make a quarterly report of
the gross receipts from this State to
the Ills said report with ths insurance
commissioner snd to pay on ths gross
receipts a license fee of t per cent.
Commissioner McMaster said yes?
terday that the law givs him jurisdic?
tion over foreign corporations of this
kind, although he cannot touch those
chartered under the laws of ths State.
I However, he proposes to go after
those over which he has jurisdiction
and lives in hopes that the legislature
will next year extend his jurisdiction
by passing the bill which was left on
the calendar untouched at the last
session.
Mr. McMaster says that the gen?
eral plan of these bond and invest?
ment companies "Is to sell contracts
for Si per month, after requiring $5
to join. This Initial payment, as well
as the fees of ths first three or four
months, go to ths management. They
take out about $25 to start and then
about 20 to 26 per cent, of succeed?
ing monthly payments. All of this
goes into the pockets of the manage?
ment and all that the contract hold?
er gets is a 'promise to lend' him out
of the loan fund in his regular order
of nppUcation-^-whenever that might
happen to bs.
"The loan fund," h added, "really
consists of about 80 per cent, paid in
after the first $25 is taken out. Abso?
lutely no guarantee of a loan Is made
and each contract holder has to wait
his own turn.
The terms of ths contract can be
understood only After a very careful
reading, and what constitutes the loan
fund and the real chance to get a
loan are to be found only in the
Jungles of fine prlnfcvv
Shermattvs Sarcasm.
At the head of the mall and at the
foot of Capitol Hill, one of the hand?
somest and most costly monuments in
Washington is being erected in mem?
ory of President U. S. Grant. The
work covers a comparatively large
piece of ground and is progressing
rapidly.
At either corner of the bass of the
big mostument there will be a mam?
moth brass lion. These were In place
lost week, and their presence attract?
ed the attention of Congressman Hum?
phries.
"Fine lions," said Mr. Humphries,
"and very appropriate, too. The peo?
ple will think they were captured by
President Roosevelt."
"Too small, too small for that," was
Mr. Sherman's comment with fine sar?
casm directed at the president's prow?
ess as a hunter, and everybody laugh?
ed.?Atlanta Journal.
A remarkable case, unique In the
history of the consular corps of the
world, Is lhat of the American consul
at GibTaTtar. Mr. Sprague Is the third
successive generation of his family to
hold the post of consul, his grand?
father and his father having held It
before him.
Sometimes people fall to distinguish
between a great reformer and a pub?
lic scold.
M AY ES VILLE FOR PROGRESS.
?eople of District Decide to Issue $7,
000 Bonds to I*rovlde New School
Building:.
Mayesville, March 9.?The matter
of a suitable school building was put
squarely before the people of this
district today and resulted in a vote
of 32. to 14 in favor of issuing bonds
to the amount of $7,000 for that pur?
pose. 'Tbis matter was up some time
ago and the vote was against it, but
the people have studied upon it and
agree that there is need of a good
building?one that will be in keeping
with the town.
HOBSON FACES DEFEAT.
Speech on Brownsville Question Ex?
pected to Beat Him.
Montgomery, Ala., March 9.?Con?
gressman Richmond Pierson Hobson
will probably be defeated for re-elec?
tion In 1810 owing to his courageous
speech in the house in behalf of the
restoration of some of the negro sol?
diers dismissed from the army after
the Brownsville affair.
The speech was only three minutes
in length, but Hobson prophesied at
the time he made it that it would be
likely to defeat him. Already there
1? widespread oppositien, and Hon. W.
\ Davis, well known in State politics,
has been selected to oppose him on
the negro issue. John H. Bankbead,
the venerable United States senator,
is in the opposition, and, owing to his
home district, "the fighting Sixth,"
which Hobson represents, will prob?
ably succeed in defeating the hero of
Santiago harbor.
Some of Hobson's stauncheRt
friends have been embittered by his
attitude on the negro and say that no
man who fails to register his opinion
regarding the negro question in con?
gress can hope to retain his seat.
Last year Hobson was re-elected
without opposition, but the district is
strongly anti-negro and the tide is
sweeping against him. Half of the
district is in the black belt, where
the negroes out-number the whites
six to one and where the antagonism
to the blacks is worse than anywhere
else in the State. Hobson has little to
hope for in this section.
In the northern part of hit district,
however, he has many prominent de?
fenders. Yet even there the most in?
fluential papers are attacking him.
Davis has been prominent in the State
legislature and State politics for 10
years and always opposed Hobson. He
has been quietly awaiting his chance.
[Hobson also, in defeating Senator
Bankhead by a narrow margin in
1906, Incurred the wrath of one of
the gamest fighters in the State. With
Senator Bankhead and Davis allied as
they are now, Hobson is in a worse
predicament than when he sank the
Merrlmac.
The Doctor's Real Opinion.
London Telegram.
One of the two sisters who lived
together was suddely taken with a
lung attack she feared was serious.
She therefore sent for a specialist and
asked her doctor to meet him. Talk?
ing over his coming with her sister,
said said: "Mona, I wish I could
know Sir Henry B.'s real opinion.
Neither he nor Dr. M. will tell us if
there is anything really wrong, but I
would much rather know."
Her sister replied; "Do not worry,
dearest; you shall know everything,
for I will go down to the dining room
and stand behind the big oak screen
and listen to every word they say."
"You will rely on me, dearest; I
will tell yot; every word."
"Even if [ am not to get well?"
"Even then, dearest," promised the
loyal Mona.
The hour for the consultation ar?
rived, and the sister went to the din?
ing room, and standing behind the
great oak scrcon, ensconsed herself
and prepared to listen.
By and by the two doctors were
heard descending the stairs and a
moment later they came into the
room. Walking over to the fireplace
the specialist sank into an easy chair
and the local doctor sank into anoth?
er. Then followed a moment's si?
lence, broken by the speclallst, who
leaned a little forward.
"My dear sir," he said slowly, as
he looked across at his colleague, "of
all the ugly women that's the very
ugliest I've ever seen In my life.''
"Is she?" replied the local doctor.
'You wait until you've seen her sis?
ter."
A woman falls In love as gracefully
and easily as she sinks into a ham?
mock, but a man always Just stum?
bles Into it accidentally as though It
were hole In the dark.
No man can understand why a wo?
man prefers being called pretty to
being called clever; but he can easily
see why he would rather have her
that way.
Jack Satterwhlte, colored, who Is
wanted In Laurens on the charge of
shooting a white peddler, has been
) arrested In Laurens.
DEMOCRATI MAY SCALP CANNON
They Will Attempt to Leat Raid on
Rules.
Washington, March 10.?According
to present plans the Democratic cau?
cus to be held next Monday before
the house convenes will adopt a rso
lution in favor of carrying out the
pledge of the Denver platform to re?
duce the power of the speaker. It is
understood that the members will not
be pledged to any specific amend?
ments, however.
On the floor of the house the Dem?
ocrats will attempt to take the lead in
the opposition to the.adopt!)n of the
rules. They will not allow the honor
to go to "Insurgents."
The opposition of a large number
of Democrats to the election of a
committee to select the house com?
mittee probably will defeat that plan
of the "insurgents" if any opportunity
arises to consider that amendment on
the floor. The proposition to have
the committee on rules elected by the
house and barring the speaker from
that committee will have more sup?
port from the Democratic side. As
an evidence of their desire not to in?
terfere with the tariff, the "insur?
gents" leaders today announced that
they were willing for the speaker to
appoint the committee on ways and
means, the other committees to be se?
lected by a committee on rules and
committees. *
"Insurgents" and Democrats were
indulging in much speculation at the
capitol today as to what would be the
policy of Speaker Cannon in selecting
the committees of the next house in
the event he is successful in the pres?
ent fight over the organization of the
house in the 61st congress. The Dem?
ocrats are apprehensive that the
speaker will assume the right to fill
the minority as well aa the majority
places on the committee. Several
Democrats have appealed to the
speaker directly for appointment on
certain committee. When John Sharp
Williams was minority leader Speaker
Cannon referred all auch applications
to the minority leader. He has taken
no auch action this time. Minority
Leader Clark's friends say he cannot
interpret this course In but one way.
There have bees no conferences be?
tween the minority leader and :he
speaker, and it le understood none *>
scheduled. *- t
bonder Was Not Swift.
Horace L. Moore was lieutenant
colonel of the noted Nineteenth Kan
fas cavalry. He could lead men for
a longer period without rest than any
other officer. Though not given to
jokes, he was the reputed author of
as many astonlshers as the great
Lincoln.
Late one night he was heard in the
darkness of the tent calling his or?
derly. The man, who slept on the .
floor, was finally awakened, when the
colonel, in a voice of mingled curiosi?
ty and solicitude, said: "Now, order?
ly, be honest and. tell the truth, did
you ever actually hear thunder?"
In surprise, the soldier stammered:
"Yes?yes, sir."
"What a clap It must have been!"
exclaimed Moore, seemingly lost in
wonder and admiration at the bare
thought.
Another time, on the march, he
sent an orderly with a message to an
officer at some distance. Before the
man was out of hearing Moore shout?
ed: "Hey orderly! Come back here!"
He came galloping back, sitting
limply in the saddle.
Moore dropped his voice and, as?
suming a half-confidential manner,.
Inquired: "Orderly, In the course of *
your'life have you ever seen a snail?""
"Yes sir," was the astonished re?
ply.
"You met him, then," replied?
Moore, "for you'd never overtake
one!"?Kansas City Journal.
Second Thought.
A well known Brookly physician
was examining a class of nurses who
had served their appointed time in
the hospital. The candidates filed1
past him, and to each he addressed a
question calculated to show the nur?
se's efficiency. In >ne of the questions
he described the condition of a pati?
ent and asked the nurse how
much morpholne In her opinion,,
should be administered to the sufferer.
"Eight grains," promptly replied?
the nurse.
The doctor made no comment, and
she passed on. When her turn cam?
again she appeared greatly confused,,
and said to the examiner: "Doctor. I
wish to correct the answer I made last
time. I meant to say that one-eighth
of a grain should be given to the pa
patlent."
"Too late," remarked Dr. Mather*
son, without looking up from his*
question paper. "The man's dead."?
Harper's Weekly.
A woman feels about cigarettes and
things something like the man who
doesn't believe In ghosts but doeent
like to go where they are. She
doesn't v?ant to do anything unfeml
nlne, but she doesnl like to be toldl
that she can't.