The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, June 03, 1908, Image 7
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ML OF p. ORjAXD LODGE,
*ws? wot of Olotn Elected Wednc*.
to Um Late Dr.
AJhen. May 17 -After selecting
S^harleston aa the place for the next
saaasjat convention, the election of of
**r the coming year, the adop
Waw of a resolution providing for the
orectlon of a monument to the late
Or. J. M. Thornerelt grand keeper of
the records and seal, and the ap
| wotntmsnt of a oommlttee to draw
hp suitable resolutions of respect for
*** nsemwry. com mending Mr. B. H.
Anil for hie a bee work as editor of
taw Pythian and authorising aa la
?rease la his salary, the Grand Lodge
ef South Caroline, Knights of Pythias,
^ewenpistsd IM work today and ad
wV>urnsd.
The Grand Lodge convened this
anoraiag at It o oloek fee the morn
After disposing of some
the convention pro
to taw election ef officers. For
^?rned chancellor Mr. L. M. Mattlson.
pwef Anderson. Was elected without op
poeltton to euooeed Mr. Mendel L.
?snKh, ef Cam des. Mr. A. O. Rsm
ewrt, of Spartenburg, wee the only
ts for grand vies chancellor
ho was unanimously elected. Mr.
-A Walter Dear, of Georgetown, was
F eise es d grand preist a Mr. Doer had
sppuettlun. There were several can
for grand keeper of records
but Mr. C. D. Brown, of
was elected. Mr. Wilson
O. Harvey, of Charleston, was elected
grand master of exchequer; Mr. J. W.
js^aTlasj, of Columbia, grand master-at
Mr. J. Logon Reeves, of North,
errand Inner guard. For grand outer
Sward Mr. H. J. Cotttngham. of Dil?
lon, was elected.
FORTH.
Revival of
Pasty of Fee mil Days
The following editors! from the
h Wall Street Journal Is somewhat re
Bfcaarhehls. appsarlng In a purely fl
Hsaajasal paper, sad Is certainly worthy
Ph%Jsfftawe sonsideretlon :
"What America needs Is a revival
of piety, the kind mother and father
to nave?pisty thst counted It
bwamess to stop for dally family
before breakfast, right In the
middle of harvest; thst quit field work
0k\s half hour early Thursday night so
as to get the choree done and go to
prayer meeting; that borrowed mon?
ey to paw tao preachers sslary and
Ssrvsatty ta ?seist tor the ssl
of the rich man who looked
with ass in on suck unbusinesslike be
Thet's whet we need now to
this country of the filth of graft
avkd of greed, petty and big; of wor?
st* Sao horses end big lende and
esses sad greed social functions.
Is this thing ws are worshipping
wet a vain repetition of what decayed
Nations fell down and worshipped
Jew* before their light went out?
tWWS the history of Roms In decay
sheer you will find luxury there that
Speld lay e big dollar over our little
nut that looks so large to ua.
wealth never mads e nation
I soewmnthvl nor honorable. There Is
ssothtag sw earth that looks good that
ts so daagerous for a man or nation
to haadle ee quick, easy, big money.
M you do not resist its deadly iaSu
eawee the chances are that It will
SWt your sew. R takes greater and
I Sjair heroism to dare to be poor In
America than to capture a battery
ta Maaehuria."
rSART HEARING ENDS.
tea That Dsclslosi
With All Pos
Richmond. Va . May 27.?Argu
sasnt was concluded tonight In ttto
Sleuth Carolina dispensary case snjd
aal sarty decision at expected by
the United 8Utes circuit court of
Chief Justice Fuller did not Indicate
when a decision might be expected.
The Justice ? question ss to whether
State funds were tlsd up by the re
oorvershtp proceedings and other In?
quiries of a similar character. Indi?
cated that he felt that the matter
f) ought to be sdjudlcsted with all reu?
ses* ble hssts.
The chief contention of the appel?
lants In the argument was that the
suit was In affect s suit sgslnst the
State and that the commission ap?
pointed by the legislature to wind up
the affairs of ths dispensary wn s
court snd could snt be enjoined oy
another court; no one save the state
had any Interest In ths buMness to
be liquidated end that the state was
therefore an Indispensable party to
ths proceedings.
If this argument holds good the
suit fails upon th* principle thst an
Individual csnnot sue s State.
T M Mordecsl completed his argu?
ment for the sppellant st the morn
'ng session and was followed by A.
0. Barnard, representing the same
The case wss closed for the State by
. L. Abney of .South Carolina.
Contontedeuese with one's life pro?
duces better heetth than the best of
$15,000 AT Ii VON" 8 DISPOSAL.
?_
Attorney General Can Now Proceed
Ajmlnet Alleged Dispensary Graft
era.
Columbia. May 26.?The supreme
court today, on motion of Assistant
Attorney General DeBruhl. filed an
order directing the dispensary wind?
ln* up commission to turn over to
the sttomey general the sum of $16.?
?00, set aside by the legislature from
the State dispensary funds, for the
purpose of prosecuting the criminal
ca?M against certain persons In con?
nection with the affairs of the late
State dispensary.
The formal odder was not issued at
the time that the court rendered Its
decision some months ago. declaring
that Attorney General Lyon was en?
titled to the writ of mandamus for
which he petitioned, as the supreme
court would not Issue the formal or?
der until Judge Pritchard had the op?
portunity to vacate his order of In?
junction.
However, since that time Judge
Pritchard has modified his order so
that the $16.000 Is excepted from the
terms of the Injunction, end on the
presentation of this fact to the su?
preme court the formal order was
granted. The dispensary commission
refused to turn over the money
without the order of the supreme
court.
It la presumed that Indictments will
be handed the grand jury of Rlchland
county at the term beginning next
week, but It will be Impossible to
bring the cases to trial at this term,
and It Is not unlikely that they will
be tried In Kershaw county, the only
other county In this circuit
UNIVERSITY TRUSTEES MEET.
Beit Were Unable to Agree on s Pres?
ident?-Prof. Osrson Raised to a
Professorship.
Columbia. May 28.?The trustees
of the University of South Carolina
met yesterday afternoon to consider
the matter of a successor to MaJ.
Benjamin Sloan, retired. Several
other important matters were dis?
posed of. After several ballots the
board was unable to agree upon a
man for president and the matter
was carried over to the Jun. meet?
ing.
Mr. M. Herndon Moore was made
dean of the school of law to succeed
the Ute Joe. Dsnlel Pope.
Mr. Aahmsad Courtney Carson was
placed In charge of the department
of mathematics. U
Prof. Oscar L Keith was elected to
?ueceed Dr. E. 8. Joynes, retired as the
head of the department of modern
languages.
There were 10 of the 11 trustees
of the University of South Carolina at
the meeting yesterday afternoon to
consider the elections. There were
preeent Qov. Ansel. Supt O. B. Mar?
tin, Dr. W. T. C. Bates, C. E. Spen?
cer. Jas. Q. Davis. Thos. M. Raysor,
Robert P. Hamer. Jr.. Julius H.
Walker. Robert Mac far lan and Au?
gust Kohn. The board had a full
discussion over various matters. At
the afternoon session President Slosn
submitted his report
NORTH CAROLINA GOES DRY.
State Votes for Prohibition by About
40.SOS Plurality.
Raleigh, N. C. May 1$.?North
Carolina was carried for State pro?
hibition today by a majority that is
estimated at from 40.000 to 42.000
on reports end estimates received up
to midnight
The prohibition ticket has carried
78 out of the 9$ counties by majori*
tie* approximating 48.000. The sntl
prohtbltlon ticket hse 80 counties by
majorities approximating 6,800. This
calculation is based on some esti?
mates and the prohibition leaders
say It Is possible for the prohibition
majority to reach 60.000. A close
estimate of the vote would give a
prohibition majority of about 46,000.
The election passed off very quiet?
ly, no disturbances of any moment
being reported. The total vote cast
In the State was about 176.000.
No humbug.
?No humbug claims have to be
made for Foley's Honey and Tar, the
well known remedy for coughs, colds
and lung troubles. The fact that
more bottles of Foley's Honey and
Tiir are used than of any other cough
remedy Is the best testimonial of Its
great merit. Why then risk taking
some unknown preparation when Fo?
ley's Honey and Tar cont* you no
more and Is safe and sure. Slbert's
Drug Store.
The citizens of Orenville have
commenced to make arrangements
i for the entertainment of the Con
[ federate veterans during the reunion
to be held In that city In August.
Ilncklen'x Arnica Salve Wins.
?Tom Moore, of Rural Route 1.
Cochran. Oa., writes: "I had a bad
sore come on the Instep of my foot
and could find nothing that would
heal It until I applied RucklAn'n Ar?
nica Salve. Less than half of a 35c.
box won the day for me by affecting
a perfect cure." Sold under guarantee
INE DISPENSARY CASE.
CHIEF JUSTICE FULLER HEAR?
ING CASE ON ITS MERITS.
Attorney for Liquor Houses Made
Hard Fight to Have Case Dismiss?
ed on a Technicality, and Falling,
Asked for Postponement.
Richmond, Va., May 26.?The
South Carolina dispensary cases were
argued before the United States cir?
cuit court of appeals here this after?
noon, Chief Justice Fuller of the su?
preme court of the United States
presiding.
Alf. S. Barnard of Ashevllle, N. C,
one of the attorneys for the petition?
ers at whose Instance Judge Pritch
ard recently placed the dispensary in
reccelvers' hands, fought hard for a
dismissal of the appeal on technical
grounds, and being overruled by the
court on thla point, he struggled for
a postponement until October.
The chief justice upon learning that
a considerable amount of the State's
money Is tied up in the receivership,
refused to postpone the case and di?
rected that they be argued at thla
term upon their merits. Daniel W.
Rountree opened for the State and
was followed by T. M. Mordecai for
the petitioners. A. S. Barnard will
follow on the same side tomorrow
and B. L. Abney will close for the
State.
AN INSURANCE RULING.
Property Owners Should be Careful
Not to Insure With Unlicensed Com
panles.
The question has neen asked In?
surance Commissioner McMaster sev?
eral times recently whether a policy
of insurance In this State, written by
a company not licensed to do business
In this State, was valid as against the
company writing the same. The com?
missioner has replied that there was |
nothing in the laws declaring such a
policy contract Invalid, but on the
contrary under section 607, of th*
criminal code, providing for punish?
ment of a person writing such a poli?
cy, by implication the policy contract
is declared to be binding on the
company. But the real question to be
settled would be the method of en?
forcing such a policy contract The
company would not be permitted to
send an adjuster Into the State to ad
Just the loss, and any person acting
for the company would make himself
liable for the penalties provided in
section 607 of the criminal code. Not
only would the adjusting be a matter
of difficulty, but there would be no
means of enforcing the contract, aa
a company not licensed to do busi?
ness under the laws of thla State
would have no resident agent, and no
person on whom service of papers
could be made resident in the State.
It, therefore, behooves every one
who hold a policy of Insurance to be
assured thst the company issuing the
same Is regularly licensed to do bus?
iness In South Carolina.
COTTON ACREAGE INCREASED.
Gain Over Last Year l.t, According
to Journal of Commerce Average
Condition 7?.
New York, May 28.?The monthly
cotton crop report of the Journal of
Commerce ahows an Increase In acre?
age of l.t per cent over last year.
The average condition is 79, com?
pared with <t a year ego.
The condition by States follows:
North Carolina 87.6, South Caro?
lina 80.2, Georgia 78, Florida 80.8,
Alabama 78. Mississippi 75.1, Louis?
iana 74.3, Texas 76.7, Arkansas 79.6,
Tennessee 82.6, Missouri 81.6, Okla?
homa 85.7. ,
?Mrs 8. L. Bowen, of Wayne, W.
Va.. writes: "I was a sufferer from
kidney disease, so that at times I
coulu not get out of bed, and wnen 1
did I could not stand straight. I took
Foley'e Kidney Remedy. One dollar
bottle and part of the second cured
me enthely." Foley'e Kidney Reme?
dy works wonders where others are a
total failure. Slbert's Drug Store.
SOIL SURVEY EXTENDED.
To Include the Entire State of South
Carolina.
Washington. May 29.?The whole
of South Carolina Is to be ?'soil sur?
veyed" and the work will be pressed.
Secretary Wilson announces that he
has ordered the discontinuance of all
soil surveys by his department
throughout the country with the ex?
ception of certain arid sections of the
Western States, the timber lands of
Michigan and the whole of South
Carolina and Alabama.
This announcement Is of interest to
the farmers of the State for the es?
pecial reason that the soil surveys are
being followed by demonstrations by
agricultural experts of what the va?
rious soils will produce.
?W. R. Ward, of Dyersburg, Tenn..
writes: "This Is to certify that I have
used Foley's orino Laxative for
chronic constipation, und It has prov?
en without a dotlbt to he a thorough,
praetleal remedy for this trouble, and
it is with pleasure I offer my consci?
entious reference." Slbert's Drug
StA?n
WINTER PASTURE GRASS.
Interesting Facts About Rescue Grass
and Its Adaptability to This Cli?
mate.
Mr. Editor: Recently in one of
Mr. Reardon's interesting articles
there was mentioned an effort on the
part of the Sumter county farmers
to secure a grass for winter grazing
in order more successfully to carry
on stock-raising in the county.
Unfortunately for us our climate is
too hot for Kentucky Blue grass to
grow and there are many acres of land
In the county that would pay infinite
ly better seeded In some good grass
than as at present in the miserable
crops of cotton over which the shift?
less tenant squats while he chews his
wad of low tobacco.
Not only Is Sumter county in need
of a good winter grazing grass, but in
my trips over different parts of the
State I have been especially struck
with our lack of any grass save
broom-sage. Red hills bare and
washed into gullies strike your eye
in our entire upper section and in
winter burned broom sedge tires the
eye from here to the coast. We
have a few grasses which grow lux?
uriantly in the summer and Bermuda
grass is one of the best. For hay
pea-vines mixed with crab-grass or
perhaps "crowfoot" Is our standard of
excellence. I find, however that our
market offers only 90 cents to $1.10
for pea-vines and that is mixed with
Johnson grass, while the best pea
vines and crab grass does not bring
any more. Timothy, with all its
seed threshed out, brings at the
same time less than $1.25. But that
is not what I want to get at. We
know very well that the average far?
mer does not seem to want to plant
an acre of grass if he can possibly put
that acre in cotton, and the idea of a
spring of strange grass having the
audacity to come up on his gully
washed, acres would make his very
bones rattle in his hide-bound cotton
skin. A few years ago I was struck
with the brilliant juicy green of a
patch of grass which In January
looked us if it had turned the season
back to July. I watched it with in?
terest and in the latter part of April
it sent out seeds stalks over two feet
high bearing heavy pannacles of
seed and then quickly died. Not till
the latter part of summer was there
any sign that this grass was ever
there, and then as a field of sprouting
oats It came and grew and flourished.
By- December it was fully ten inches
high, and Its season ran as before. No
one seemed to know Its name, so re?
cently I sent a specimen to the de?
partment of agriculture, and I enclose
with this the reply and also the de?
scriptive circular telling of the grass.
I think this would be well worth in?
vestigating by the farmers of your
county and I shall attempt a small
experiment with it myself.
A. C. Carson.
United States Department of Agricul?
ture?Bureau of Plant Industry. '
Washington, D. C, May 31, 1908.
Mr. A. C. Carson, Columbia, 8. C.
Dear Sir: Your letter of recent
date, addressed to the department of
agriculture, which contained a sam?
ple of grass for identification, has
been referred to this office for at?
tention.
The grass you enclose Is what is
commonly known throughout Texas
and other parts of the South as Res?
cue grass, or Schrader's brome grass,
the scientific name of which is Bro
mus unlololdes. In dry situations
throughout the Southern States this
grass usually behaves as an annual,
re-seedlng Itself when the hot, dry
season arrives, and germinating in
the fall to grow throughout the cool
months, as you state it does near Co?
lumbia. I am enclosing a circular
which will describe Its value more
fully, especially as a pasture grass,
and, If you should like to conduct any
experiments with it next fall, we will
be glad to furnish you with a small
quantity of seed for this purpose.
Very truly yours,
H. K. Vinall.
Scientific ^assistant.
Rescue Grass (Bromus ttnlolohh-*).
Rescue grass is known as Schrad?
ens brome and In Australia as prairie
grass. In most situations It Is an
annual, although when kept cut or
grazed cown persistently so that It
cannot produce seed it becomes a
short'lived perennial. It makes an
erect growth 1 to 3 feet high, wvt'tsl
stems, eritdng from one base. The setd
head Is a spreading panicle, with
much flattened splkelets, dinoptng
when mature. The plant see Is fret!)
and urually dies after seeding It U
a native of South America, but 1- elso
found In ? naturalized state In Cen?
tral AnurUa, Mexico and in the
0 ?tithrru Stales.
Value us i. winter pasture gravi ?
Rescue grase 1h adapted to cultiva?
tion In the Gulf States, wh >/o It !l
pr-wn for winter pasture it hap
been tested quite widely by the Statt?
:i rlcultursl experiment stations, but
its success so far has been limited to
the Southern States as far north as
Tennessee and west to the New Mex?
ico line and to the coast district of
southern California. Along the Gulf
coast where the moisture is constant
no better winter pasture grass is I
known. In North Carolina it is listed I
as superior to orchard grass in the
quantity of forage produced. Its
ability to succeed in regions subject
to periods of excessive drought arises
from the fact that the seeds fall early
In the spring and lie dormant during
the hot summer, germinating in the
autumn on the approach of cool
weather and fall rains. In feeding
value rescue grass ranks among the
best hay grasses, containing a higher
percentage of protein than either rye
or oat hay and but little less than
Bromus lnermls. It Is as a pasture
grass, however, that it excels. It pro?
duces a large quantity of very succu?
lent leaves, which are renewed rap
idly after being grazed off. It can be
mixed with bur clover, crimson clo?
ver, or winter vetch to good advan
I tage. By sowing rescue grass in Ber- I
muda grass sod a continuous pasture
can be secured throughout the year.
When plowed under in the spring it
is equal to winter rye or oats as a
fertilizer.
Culture.?The seed of rescue grass!
I resembles that of the common oat
I except that it is lighter, weighing only
14 pounds to the bushel, but its size
j makes it necessary to cover it more
I deeply than ordinary grass seed. Sow
I on carefuly prepared land in Septem
I ber or the first of October in the
Southern States, and if the weather]
conditions are favorable it will come
j up rapidly in November, and one I
I crop can be cut the last of December j
lor the first of January; the second, in j
(March. This will give the third
J growth sufficient time to produce a I
I seed crop, which can be plowed under J
land the land sown In cowpeas or any j
J summer crop which can be removed I
I sufficiently early in the autumn to
I allow the grass seed which has lain I
j dormant during the summer to germiL J
j nate in October. Thus the volunteer j
I seeding will make the grass practical-I
I ly a perennial. Handled with equal I
I care pn good loamy soil it will give I
j better winter pasture than either I
J oats or rye and will yield even more I
I abundantly than orchard grass. On I
j poor soil, however, the yield is light I
j aqd the use of vetch or of crimson j
I or bur clover is preferable for hay I
j purposes. Rescue grass does not sue-1
I ceed well on heavy clay soil in Texas. I
I but on light loamy soil it is certainly I
I the best grass for winter pasture. I
j Sorghum, cowpeas or velvet beans I
I may be used to follow it as a summer I
J crop. In the Northern States it may j
I be sown either in the spring or au-1
I tumn. Usually it is more satisfactory
I to sow broadcast, as the seed is too I
I chaffy to feed through a common
I drill. Thirty pounds of seed per
I acre on suitably prepared soils is the
I required amount. Seed may be pur
I chased of seedsmen at 12 to 15 cents
I per pound. Rescue grass will proba
I bly never be Important in the North,
I but it Is no doubt capable of a much
I wider use as a winter pasture grass
I in those portions of the Southwest
I where most of the rainfall comes
I during the cool winter months.
I Rescue grass has given much prom?
ise In California and sho-ld be tested
1 fully In the warmer parts of the arid
I region where the rainfall comes in
I winter.
Stomach .Troubles.
?Many remarkable cures of stom?
ach troubles have been effected by
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets. One man who had spent
over two thousand dollars for medi?
cine and treatment was cured by a
few boxes of these tablets. Price, 25
cents. Samples free at all drugigsts.
Greenville, May 25.?Boyce Stone, a
young white man about 25 years of
age, whose home was at Greer, was
shot and almost Instantly killed near
that place this afternoon by a negro
man. The negro claimed that Stone
was attempting a criminal assault
upon his wife, and that he heard her
screams and came to her aid. He
claimed that when he arrived on the
scene Stone knocked him down, and
when he got up he got his gun and
shot Stones The negro's name was
Fowler. Two white men, who were
with Stone, were arrested. Stone is
the man who shot and killed Police?
man Foster, at Greer, several years
ago.
Sore Nipples.
?Any mother who has had experi?
ence with this distressing ailment will
be pleased to know that a cure may
be effected by applying Chamber?
lain's Salve as soon as the child is
done nursing. Wipe It off with a soft
cloth before allowing the babe to
nurse. Many trained nurses use this
salve with best results. For sale by
all druggists.
Paint Your Buggy for T5C.
To $1 with Devoe's Gloss Carriage
Paint. It weighs 3 to 8 ozs. more t >
the pint than others, wean longer and
gives a gloss equal to new work. Bold
by Durant Hardware Co. m2-l7-!w
?Mr?. S. Joyce. <Maremont. N. H.
writes: "About a year ago i bought
two bottlei of Foley's Kidney U< nv -
dy, it cm . d me of a ? * ere case of
kidney trouble of several years' stand?
ing. It certainly is a grand, 1
medicine, and 1 heartily recommend
I \i ?' Slbert's Drug Store.
NO MORE LONG FILIBUSTERS.
IMPORTAXT CHANGE IN INTER?
PRETATION OF SENATE RULES.
Students of Parliamentary Tactic*)
Declares that the Ruling off Vice
President Fairbanks Saturday
Mark 'the Greatest Evolntion la
Facilitating Legislation Since the
Days of the Fifty-first Congress
when Speaker Reed Announced la
the House that Gentlemen in their
Seats Gold be Seen as weU an
Heard/*
Washington, May 31.?To those*
who gave close attention to the pro?
gress of events in Senate during tha
filibuster, which marked the closing*,
day of the recent session, the charge*
in the interpretation of the Senate*,
rules,was considered of far greater
import than the filibuster Itself.
Senator Burkett, who gave close at?
tention to the parliamentary tactics -
employed by the majority to bring tha
obstruction to an end, thus summariz?
ed today the changes which were ac?
complished between 12 o'oclock, mid?
night, and day light yesterday morn?
ing:
First. The Vice President, an?
nounced that it was within the pro?
vince of the Chair to court a quorum*
and that he would not order a ?rolt
call if a quorum was actually present.
Second. The Senate by vote upon,
a point of order submitted to it by the*
Vice President, determined that the .
question of the quorum could not be>
raised until atfer intervening busi?
ness, if the previous roll call had
disclosed a quorum present, and that
debate was not such intervening
business.
Third. A rule of the Senate?
which in practice has always laid dor?
mant, was invoked, prohibiting a Sen?
ator from addressing the Senate up?
on any question more than twice In
any one day.
The result of these three interpre?
tations of the rules makes it absolute?
ly Impossible to prolong a debate in?
definitely, and thus makes a filibuster
impossible where the end of the ses?
sion is indeterminate for they give no>
opportunity for intermission by &
speaker except by yielding the floor,
and after two such yieldings of the
floor, under the rule he will not be
permitted to speak further on that
day.
By refusing to adjourn, and thus
continuing the same day until the
legislation shall be enacted, it is only
a matter of time until any filibuster?
ing contingent can be successfully
worn out.
Commenting on the effect of these?
changes Mr. Burkett said:
"The present Senate filibuster nan
been productive of the greatest evo?
lution in facilitating legislation since
the days of the 51st Congress, when
Speaker Thomas B. Reed announced
In the House that gentlemen in their
seats could be seen as well as heard.
That announcement was the result of"*
a filibuster, and until Reed's dects? -
on It was a possibility for the mino?
rity to compel the majority to have*
enough of their members present all
the time to equal a quorum of the
House. But Reed declared that if a
man was present he was present,
whether he was willing to admit it- -
or not, and thereupon he directed tha
clerk to count the members present
he saw as well as those he heard.
"When the conference report on tha
currency bill came up for considers?
tlon some Senators undertook to fili?
buster against It by securing the floor.,
and thus preventing It coming to n*.
vote. Senator La Follette led off and?
of course, used every technicality of
the rule to consume time. He raised
the question of no quorum thirty-six
times within a few hours, which,
necessitated the calling of the roll
each time. If permitted to go on un?
hindered it might have been contlnu?
ed indefinitely." |
Misunderstanding.
His name was George Arnold andL
he was arraigned In the police court
on the charge of stealing a ride on av
train to Dagupan.
"Where were you?" asked Judge*
Low, referring to hfs former plac* ot
abode.
"In Manila," was the reply. "I
was waiting."
"Waiting for whom?"
"Just waiting." <f
"What were you waiting for?*- f
"To get my money." ! .
"Who from?"
"The man I was waiting for."
"What did he <>we it to you for." 1
??For waiting."
"How did you start in waiting?"
"By beginning to wait."
"What do you mean? Explain your?
self."
"I thought you knew I was waiting .
In a restaurant."
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