The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, September 09, 1903, Image 8
SOME "BILL MR" STORIES.
Eli Perkins Gives Sketch of the
Great Humorist, Who Died Last
Week.
In the " Kings of Platform and
Pulpit" Eli Perkins writes tbe fol?
lowing breezy introduction, rehearsing
some interesting stories of Bill A rp in
presenting one of his lectures :
The whole life of Bill Arp has been
humorous, and no man will stop work
quicker and more cheerfully than he
lio hear a good joke When I asked
him, one day if he really ever killed
many Yankees, he said :
"Well, I don't want to boast about
myself, but I killed about as many of
v;hem as they did of me.".
Speaking of pensions one day, Mr.
Arp said every Yankee soldier ought
to have a pension.
*. But they were not all injured in
tiie army, were they?" I asked. .
"Yes, they all did so mucIThard
Jying about ns poor rebels that they
strained their consciences. "
Bill Arp tells of an occurrence in
$ew York when he came here to lec?
ture in Checkering hall. He said he
was standing on the steps of the Astor
House one afternoon with a friend
when & man with a decidedly military
bearing hobbled up. He greeted my
friend as he passed. . .
" That's a fine soldierly looking
chap," I said.
" Yes ; he's a veteran-Colonel Jones,
of the G. A. R."
"Did he lose his leg on the battle
;5eld?"
' ""Yes; at Gettysburg."
* Ah ! Repelling Pickett's charge, I
- ?appose."
"No a monument fell on it."
They tell this story in Rome, Ga,,
abont the major. They say that in
the summer of 1863 Bill Arp was in
the Richmond hospital The hospital
was crowded with sick and dying sol?
diers, and the Richmond ladies visited
it daily? carrying with them delicacies
of every' kine, and did all they could
to cheer and comfort the suffering.
On ono occasion a pretty miss of six?
teen was distributing flowers and
speaking gentle words of encourage?
ment to those around her, when* she
overheard a soldier exclaim, "Oh my
Lord!" It was Bill Arp.
Stepping to his bedside to rebuke
him for his profanity, she remarked :
"Didn't I hear yon call upon the
name of the Lord? I am one of his
daughters. Is there anything I can
ask him for you?"
Looking np into her bright, sweet
face, Bill replied: "I don't know but
yon could do something for me if ?
wasn't married. " v
* ' Well, ' ' said she, " what is it?"
Raising his eyes to hers and extend?
ing his hand, he said: "As yon are a
daughter of the Lord, if I wasn't mar?
ried, I'd get yon to ask Him if He
g?'wouldn't make me His son-in-law."
Major Andrews, a Yankee captain,
was telling some jolly re bs in Georgia
abont his experience at Bull Run.
"The only time that I ever really
felt ashamed in my life was in that
Bull Run battle," said the major.
"My horse fell under me, and I was
obliged to ride an army mule during
the rest of the engagement, and he
finally carried me clear into the rebel
lines."
"Yes I remember the incident
well," said Bill Arp, who was stand?
ing by, "I found that jnule with a U.
S. brand on him the nest day after
the battle."
"You did, really?" said the major,
hardly expecting to be corroborated so
promptly. "Where did yon find him?"
asked the major.
Bill saw that there was no door
wide open as he replied, 1 ' Stone dead
behind a rail fence."
"Shot?"
"No; mortification."
John Smith and His Hogs.
The defiant attitude of John Smith,
of Rome, who is determined to keep
hogs within the city limits despite the
recorder, the mayor, the county
court, the supreme court of Georgia,
is admired more keenly outside of
Rome than in the city itself.
Smith has been in the habit of keep?
ing hogs on- his place for some years.
Some time since he was fined for viola?
tion of a city ordinance, which forbids
the keeping of swine inside the city
I limits. Then John Smith arose and
swore by the great horn spoon and by
other sacred objects that he would keep
his hogs where he pleased.
He appealed the case from court
to court until it was passed upon by
the supreme court of Georgia. The
supreme court decided that he was
violating a city ordinance and com?
manded him *o move his swine out?
side the limits of Rome.
This he refused to do, on the ground
that the court did not specify which
one of the numerous John Smiths in
Rome was referred to in the decision.
Smith has just put himself through
the habeas corpus mill, and says he
is headed direct for the supreme court
of the United States. That august
body has some hard work before it.
Atlanta Journal.
Shaw and the Money Market.
Chicago, Sept. 3.-The published
report that Government deposits in
national banks are to be materially in?
creased is declared by Secretary of the
Treasury -Leslie M. Shaw to be un?
founded. Secretary Shaw today made
the followng statement :
"I notice some newspaper accounts
to the effect that I am about to in?
crease deposits of public money to the
extent of $40,000,000. Ic is true I have
$40,000.000 available for deposits if
conditions should hereafter render it
expedient to make so large an increase.
For the present I am accepting only
applications for small amounts that
have been on file for several months,
and am confining these to agricultural
districts.':
Is Indigestion a Disease?
The best medical authorities say that in?
digestion is not always caused by a dis?
eased stomach, but may result from a dis?
ordered liver, constipation, excitement,
etc. The cause is of little consequence
when Rydales Stomach Tablets are taken,
as they never fail to digest the food, check
fermentation, free the stomach from ir?
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relieve at once, Belching, Heartburn, Sour
Stomach, fullness after Eating, etc. Ry?
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worst forms of stomach trouble. For sale
by all dealers.
HOW PIUS WIS ELECTED.
Record of the Vote for Pope in the
Late Conclave.
That Pius X owes his elevation to
the Papacy in a great measure to the
tireless efforts of Cardinal Satolli in
his behalf during the late conclave is
one of the many interesting details of
the conclave told in an article that
has reached Chicago through the me?
dium of an Italian newspaper, Il Gior
nale d'Italia, just received by Rev.
Father James McGovern, rector of St.
Denis' church, Lockport, 111., who is
a personal friend of the new Pope.
says The Chicago Record-Herald. The
I article in question purports to be the
official diary of the four days' con?
clave, kept by one of the ecclesiastics
present. The article states that Car?
dinal Ram polia owes his defeat to the
veto placed upon his candidacy by the
Emperor of Austria-Hungary and to
j the personal efforts of Satolli in Sar?
to's behalf.
The first ballot, according to the
; Italian paper, was taken on Saturday
1 morning, August 1, and resulted as
follows: Rampolla, 24; Gotti, 17;
Sar?o, 5; Vannutelli, 4; Oreglia, 2;
Capecelatro, 2; Di Pietro, 2; Agli
ardi, J ; Ferrata, 1; Richelmy, 1;
Portauova, 1; Cassette, 1; Segna, 1.
Saturday afternoon the second ballot
resulted; Rampolla, 29; Gotti, 16;
Sarto, 10; Richelmy, 3; Capecelatro,
2 ; Vannutelli, 1 ; Segna, 1.
The events of Sunday, the second
day of the conclave, were more excit?
ing. " Intense agitation among the car?
dinals, "says the diary. " Satolli was
indefatigable. He passed from room
to room begging the cardinals to vote
for the patriarch of Venice." As a
result of this work Sarto's chances be?
gan to improve, as evidenced by the
third vote, taken Sunday morning:
Rampolla, 29; Sarto, 21; Gotti, 9;
Oreglia, 1; Di Pietro, 1; Capecelatro,
1.
In the afternoon the fourth vote re?
sulted: Rampolla, 30; Sarto, 24;
Gotti, 3; Oreglia, 2 Di Pietro, 2; Cap?
ecelatro, L
The dairy continues as follows : On
the second day of the conclave (Sun?
day, August 2), when the name of
Cardinal Rampolla was in the aseen
dant, one of the Austrian-Hungarian
cardinals presented a veto coming
from the Emperor Franz Josef of
Austria aginst the election of Oardi
nal Rampolla. On the third day
(Monday), before the ballot, the car
dinals held an informal discussion
with regard to Cardinar Sarto, who
expressly declared he was not a willing
candidate.
The Monday morning vote resulted :
Sarto, -27, Rampolh, 24; Gotti, 6:
Oreglia, li Capecelatro, 1; Priso, 1
Di Pietro, 1 ; Blank, 1.
The last vote, taken on Monday put
Sarto far in the lead and stood : Sar?
to, 35; Rampolla, 16; Gotti, 7; Oreglia,
2; Capecelatro, 1; Blank, L
The deciding ballot of Tuesday
stood: Sarto, 50; Rampolla, 10; Gotti,
2.
Father McGovern expresses the
opinion that Pius X will not consent
to remain a prisoner in the Vatican.
INI ERNATIONAL ARBITRATION.
Session of the Hague Court on
the Venezuelan Claims.
Tlie Hague, Sept. L-Pref. Lam?
inasen, of Austria, has been appointed
one of the arbitrator? of the claims of
the allied Powers for preferential treat?
ment in the settlement with Vene?
zuela.
The first session today of the Court
which is to decide the' Venezuelan
claims was occupied by tbe discussion
of the procedure to be followed. The
members of the council of administra?
tion, the Premier Dr. Kuyper, and
the foreign minister, Baron Van Lyn?
den, were present. The press was ex?
cluded from the Court. The Vene?
zuelan counsel has handed a protest to
the secretary of the tribunal against
the delay entailed by the failure on
the part of Great Britain and Ger?
many to ask the Czar to appoint three
arbitrators in time for the opening of
the tribunal. It is believed that the
Venezuelan counsel will insist on the
nomination of arbitrators and the
organization of the tribunal as soon as-j
possible.
THE RUSSIAN ARBITRATOR.
Rome, Sept. L-The Russian Gov?
ernment has informed Italy that a
Portuguese will be appointed as the
third arbitrator of The Hagueitonrt to
adjudge the Venezuelan claims.
The Legislature has a plain duty to
perform ai its next session. Our York
ville correspondent notes: "It is a
well-known fact that at almost every
cotton mill in this State and elsewhere
there are strong, able-bodied men,
who have large tamiles of children,
and that these men do not pretend to
work at anything, but depend entire?
ly on the earnings of their families in
the mills for a support." It should
be practicable to provide good, whole?
some work on the roads for every such
delinquent.-News and Courier.
Cottagvill, Colleton County, Sept.
1.-Another shipment of tobacco from
here at Lake City at a little more
than three cents per pound. A
large quantity of the weed has bean
cured and is being held for better
prices.
Petersburg, Va., Sept. 1.-Andrew
Finch and Dock Bacon, negroes, sen?
tenced to be hanged for attempting to
criminally assult Mrs. C. E. Geoche
gan, were taken to Boydton today
and will be hanged there tomorrow,
li inch lias made a statement exonerat?
ing Bacon from all knowledge of the
crime. Bacon was convicted upon
Finch's testimony. Governor Montague
has refused to interfere with the sen?
tence of the Court.
Fearful Odds Against Him.
Bedridden, alone and destitute. Sach
in brief was the condition of an old sol?
dier by name of J. J. Havens, Versailles, O
For years he was troubled with Kidney
disease and neither doctors nor medicines
gave hin relief. At length he tried Elec?
tric Bitters. It put him on his feet in
short order and now he testifies. 'Tai on
the road to complete recovery." Best on
earth for Liver and Kidney troubles and
all forms of Stomach and Bowel Com?
plaints. Only 50c Guaranteed by J. F.
W. DeLorme, Druggist.
Shredding Corn Stalks.
Editor Southern Cultivator:
I have been a reader of your pa
for some time and think it a g<
agricultural paper and that you
doing a good work for the farmers
the South. I have been farming
half a century and have some expe
ence in that line. In your last issn
think you put too great stress, s
magnified the saving and shredding
corn stalks beyond their true vail
That shredded corn stalks have so
value as a food for stock I admit, 1
all the value is in the blades a
shucks-the hard stalk and pith is
good and stock will not ' eat it. Ti
it does for bedding, but it is ratl
expensive bedding. Farmers can ?
plenty of bedding for stock withe
the trouble and expense of shreddi
it You say that cutting down t
corn stalk does not hurt the corn,
this is so it'is strange. Cut down
tree or sprout, or weed, or any ott
plant and it instantly withers a
shrinks away. Is the corn plant
exception? We know that all the n
triment a plant gets comes from t
root and if this is cut off it dies a
shrinks np. A neighbor who runs
gin and mill says he can tell corn th
has been cut and shredded as soon
he puts it in the mill. It is light a
chaffy and not solid like corn that h
stood until the grain is hard and fu]
matured. He has tried shredding a:
says "a man should not cut his co
and shred it, if he would do it f
nothing."
Yon say the crop of corn stalks
worth as much as the corn, and
much as cottonseed. I for one do n
believe it. Corn stalks, taking off t
blades .and shucks is worth no mo
than cotton stalks and should be le
on the land for humus. True th'
will not make much humus but th
are worth more for that than.anythn
else.
Again you say "shredders are n
expensive." Well to run a sh redd
you must have a steam engine and tl
outfit costs more than the avera/
farmer is able to afford. If farme
would plant or sow their corn land :
peas and then mow it after they gat!
er the corn they would have p?en
of better hay than shredded coi
stalks.
I regret to differ with you on th
matter but with my experience ar
the light before me I prefer "the o.
way." E. H. Harris.
Pineville, N. C.
Stuck fast in the old rut. Our co
respondent's position is rather peci
liar. The shredding of corn is value
because it prepares the stalk for foo
as well as the blade and thus vei
greatly increases the quantity c
food.
Experiments and analysis both sho
that the stalk is equal in feedin
value to the blades and shucks. E2
periments also show, that, when th
shredding is properly done, the stoc
eat stalk and all. And further tha
they work and fatten on shredde
hay as well as on other kinds.. Som?
times the shredding is not well don
or the feeding is not properly prc
portioned, and then stock leave som
in the troughs. But this is not th
case when the work is well and right
ly done.
We have the experience of hundred
which show that it is fully equal t
other kinds of hay-.
As to the cutting of the corn stall
injuring the corn we wish to say tba
it does not do so if cut at the righ
time. The corn should stand unti
the fodder or blades are well ripenei
-a week later than you would pul
fodder, until the grains are well glazed
We will explain how it is that th?
cutting does not injure or make th
grain lighter.
The roots of corn take the crude sai
from the earth or soil and send i
through the stalk to the blades. Thi
blades are the ' workshop of plants
Here by the aid of sunshine and chlo
rophyl this crude sap is worked over
The food elements are extracted anc
sent each to their proper place. The
food suited to the roots is sent bael
to them. The food suited .to th?
different parts of stalk growth is seni
each kind to its proper place. The
food suited to making the grain ii
sent to the grain. ?o mistakes are
made in this wonderful work.
Now if you take off the blades ol
corn or leaves of any plant you stop
this work at oBce. Hence corn grains
do not fill out after the fodder is pull?
ed.
But if you will examine a corn stalk
you will find that at the time we say
cut your corn for shredding the little
hair-like feeding roots are dead and
will not- send any more sap to the
blades, hence there is no damage done
by cutting the stalk just above the
roots.
Again, it is a law of plant life >that
if you injure or wound the plant all
its energies are at once directed to
hastening the production and matur?
ing of seed. Thus in this case as soon
as you cut the corn stalk every energy
of its being is used to hasten the fill?
ing of the grains. Andas the leaves
or blades are still on the stalk .this
work goes on rapidly as they die.
This is so wonderfully done that the
corn will be heavier than if you pulled
the fodder and left the stalk standing.
Not only this, but numerous careful
experiments show that the ears will be
a little heavier than if the stalk was
left, fodder and all, to mature stand?
ing.
This is strange but true. If you
doubt it, try it for ' yourself. It will
stand the test.
Now my friend, you say you do not
believe the value of corn stalks is
equal to the value of the ears. Well
that does not settle the question.
What you or 1 believe has nothing to
do with the facts. The hay from the
average corn field if all the stalks are
made into good, clean, dry stover will
sell for about as much as the corn. It
is now worth SIS per ton. Every time
you get twenty bushels of merchant?
able corn you get from one to one and
a half tons of stover. The corn is now
worth about 815 for twenty bushels and
the stover 813.00 per ton. So the stalk
will now sell for more than the corn.
Again, if you feed the stover to cat?
tle and sell the cattle you get a double
value.
The stalks are worth very little for
manure, about 82.40 per ton if left to
rot and turned under. If burned they
are worth nothing, or about that. You
need to wake up, shake up and catch
up.
Farming is a business and must be
run in business plans, not on prejudice
and habit.
Peas are good and hay is good and
save what you make is good advice.
Editor.
The Postal Scandals.
Washington, Sept A number of
the inspectors, who have been in?
vestigating the affairs of the office of
assistant attorney general for the post
office department, were in consulta?
tion today with Assistant United
States District Attorney Taggart re?
garding postal matters before the grand
jury. Although it is possible that the
jury may reach an agreement to return
one or more indictments any day it is
not now anticipated that the decision
of the jury will be reached before Fri?
day. Fourth Assistant Postmaster
General Bristow is devoting a great
deal of time to the preparation of his
report.
? Mr. Bristow confers every day with
the Postmaster General regarding mat?
ters connected with the inquiry. To?
day he refused to venture an opinion
as to when the investigation can
be closed or when his report can be
placed in the hands of the Postmaster
General.
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sent free. Oldest fluency for securinp patents.
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WHISKEY $1 ' GALLON. |
We claim to be the Lowest Priced Whiskey House. We really sell
whiskey as low at ?1.10 per gallon, and mind yon, distilled whiskey-not a
decoction of chemicals-but, of course, it's new and under proof.
''Casper's Standard" 10 year old whiskey is a liquid joy ! It is actually
produced by honest Tar Heels in the mountain section of North Carolina
by the old time process. Every drop is boiled over open furnace wood
fires, in old style copper stills, in exactly the same way it was made by our
grandfathers a century ago. First rate whiskey is sold at ??5 to $6 per
galion, but is not any better than "Casper's Standard." It is the best
produced and must please every customer, or we buy it back with gold
we are incorporated under the laws of N. C., with an authorized capital of
$100,000.00, and the People's National Bank and Piedmont Savings Bank
of Winston-Salem, N. C., will tell you our guarantee is good. This old,
honest, mild and mellow whiskey is worth $1 per quart, but to more fully |
J introduce "Casper's Standard" we offer sample shipments of this brand at
half price (packed in plain sealed boxes), 5 Quarts $2.95, IO Quarts $5.00,
Express Prepaid Anywhere in U. S. All orders and remittances (in stamps,
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j be addressed as follows :
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FOE SEPTEMBER,
Those who have not yet taken their summer
vacation had better do so now, and get their
systems in good order.
Don't Neglect Your Health.
A few weeks now may save you many weeks
of sickness later.
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First class work and good material. I do good
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cialty of cheap work.
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$100,000.00 Capital.,
THE FIBS! NATIONAL BANK
of Sumter, S. C.
THE Comptroller of the Currency hav?
ing approved the increase of the Capital
of this Bank to $100,000.00, depositors
now have as security for their deposits :
Capital, - - $100,000 00
Stockholders' Individual Lia?
bility, - - - 100,000 OG
Surplus and Undivided Prof?
its, - - - 25,000 00
Total Security for Depositors, $225,000 00
ONLY NATIONAL BANK IN CITY OF SUMTER.
Largest Capital of any Bank in this
section of South Carolina.
Strongest Bank in Eastern part of this
State.
Interest allowed on deposits to a limited
amount.
BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
A. J. CHINA, President.
NEILL O'DONNELL, Vice President.
H. D. BARNETT, R. D. LEE,
G. A. LEMMON, JOHN REID,.
E. P. RICKER.
R. L. EDMUNDS, Cashier.
R. D. LEE, Solicitor.
. BOOKKEEPERS.
J. L. Mccallum, D. J. Winn, Jr.,
Oliver L. Yates.
July 30-3m
Up To
And convenient Optical
Parlors kept open the
year round over De
Lorme's Pharmacy, 21
S. Main Street, by
OR. z. F. nra,
Eye Specialist.
All difficult repairing
promptly done.
Feb 4-0
le Largest ana Most Compl?te
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-MANUFACTURERS CF
DOORS, SASH, BUNDS,
Moulding & Building
Material.
office and Warerooms, King, apposite Caa
non Street,
CHARLESTON* S. C.
?SB* Pnrcbase oar make, which we guara:::*
superior to any sold Sooth, ?nc
thereby pave money.
Window and Paney Glass a Specialty
October 16-o
A PAINT SHOP
kept by a practical painter of
30 years' experience, where can
be got Lead and Oil mixed any
color, also Ready Mixed Paints
and Paints for different user
such as Floor, Roof, iron, Tar?
nishes. Bronze, Sandpaper, Put?
ty, Gold Leaf, Dry Colors, Calso
mine, etc. I want some work
painting and upholstering. I
will paint your house, Kalso
mine or paper the walls cheap,
for while at work ? am very
apt to find a Sofa, Rocker, or
Sideboard that needs scraping
and varnishing, also upholstered.
I have some pretty colors in
Morocoline, Hair Cloth, Mohair
Plush, or I may find a Car?
riage o?' Buggy that 1 will paint
for ten dollars and give you a
set of harness free, or paint the
buggy for five dollars and no
gift. Buggy tops $9.00, fitted
on Whee s, steel tires, painted
and put on ready for road,
?10.00 per sett. Shafts, paint?
ed and trimmed, ?2.00.
A gen li for Council's Self-lu?
bricating Axles.
Office in Curtis Houses, No
326 South Main street.
H. B. CUETIS.
Thone 196. I paint sign?,
The hammocks being sold by H. G.
Osteen ? Go., haven't a superior in
Sumter, at the price.