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CALL MEETING OF COUNCIL.
Insufficient Water Supply For Fires
Discussed.
City Council held a call meeting
Monday night at 8 o'clock. The Mayor
stated that the purpose of the meeting
was to consider complaints concerning
our water supply for fire service, and
such other matters as might come np.
Council extended the time for pay?
ment of city taxes until March 1st.
Messrs. W. S. Graham and R. S.
Hood, Chiefs of the Fire Department,
were present, and stated that the wa?
ter pressnre in the northwestern section
of the city is. totally insufficient for
fire service. They related the condi?
tion cf affairs at several fires in that
section recently. The Clerk was di?
rected to inform the Water Company
of this condition of affairs and ask
that it be remedied without delay,
and further that they will be held re?
sponsible for fire losses due to such
defective service. The fire chiefs com?
plained that the ?ladders of the Hook
and Ladder Company are loaned at
times for private use and are missing
when needed.
A resolution was adopted forbidding
the lending of the ladders to any one,
or their use for any other purpose
than that for which they are intended.
The Fire Department committee was
requested to consider the purchase of
improved extension ladders and report
at next Council meeting.
Council then adjourned.
45ITY COUNCIL MEETING.
n City Council held a regular meeting
Wednesday night. Minutes of December
11th were read and approved.
The Finance Committee reported
that the clerk and treasurer's reports
for October and November were exam?
ined and found to be correct They
called attention to the heavy expendi?
ture for street work and suggested that
less money be spent in this direction,
although no money is wasted and the
improvements are all good and desir?
able.
Mr. Rowland for special committee
reported that the macadam work on
Main Street is progressing in a satis?
factory manner.
A letter was read from Mr. Purdy
for the Police Committee advising that
the city was not liable for a claim
made by Dr. H. T. Abbott, December
11th, on behalf of two of his tenants
for ?10 paid for attorney's services in
securing their release from prison.
They had been arrested on suspicion.
The annual report of the Health
Officer was read, received as informa?
tion and ordered filed.
On motion of Mr. Finn, the clerk
was directed to communicate with the
A. C. L. R. 13- Co. to secure their
cooperation, if possible, in making
clay roads on certain streets near the
railroads.
Mr. Finn offered a resolution that
the dry earth system be put in opera?
tion, and Mr. Rowland suggested that
it be not made obligatory. A com?
mittee consisting of Messrs. Finn,
Health Officer Reardon, Street Com?
missioner White and the Mayor were
appointed to pnt the system in work?
ing order at once.
Mr. Finn called attention to the
hydrant] cap that had corroded and
caused a loss of time to the firemen at
a recent fire. The matter was referred
to the Fire Department Committee.
On motion of Mr. Finn it was re?
solved that at the next regular meeting
Council will dispose of the question
raised over the sale of Opera House
tickets at the Sumter Pharmacy.
An ordinance was read which pro?
poses to prevent bicyclists from carry?
ing lumber or other commodities that
might be dangerous tq persons on the.
sidewalks. The rule requiring two
readings was suspended and the ordi?
nance was adopted and ordered pub?
lished.
Several bills were referred to the
Finance Committee. Council then ad?
journed.
Meeting County Board cf Commissioners.
The County Board of Commission?
ers met in regular monthly session on
the 7th inst. The minutes of the last
meeting were read and approved. A
communication from Mr. A. W. Su
der, Commissioner to the Charleston
Exposition, was read. Supervisor
Seale reported" that he had sold old
iron, tin, and brick. An offer from
the Sumter Electric Light and Ice
Company, agreeing to light the Court
House at 25 cents per light, was re?
ceived as information. The Supervi?
sor was requested to place notices in
the Court House prohibiting persons
from expectorating on the floor. A
petition from W. J. Johnson for ap?
pointment as guard on chain gang was
filed. The Clerk of Court gave notice
of the number of jurors required for
the year 1902. as required by Statutes
of 1900. The following jurors are re?
quired : 12 Grand Jurors, each term.
72 Petit Jurors for April term, 36
Petit Jurors for June term, 72 Petit
Jurors for November term, total 192.
The Board under General Statutes,
Chap. XIII, placed licenses on hawk?
ers and peddlers and the derk was in?
structed to publish same twice in
"Item" and "Herald." A large num?
ber of claims were approved and the
board adjourned.
GORED BY A BULL.
Mr. Marion Dorn Seriously Injured.
Mr. Marion Dorn was gored by a
bull last Thursday and so seriously
injured that he will be confined to
bed for several weeks. The bull's
horn penetrated the large muscles of ?
the thigh, passing entirely through ?
the fleshy part of the thigh from back
to front and inflicted a wound of a
very serious and painful nature. For?
tunately none of the large blood vessels
were broken and the wound, while
very painful, is not considered serious
enough to give ground for apprehen?
sion.
CHEAP BRICK.
We have a lot of cheap Brick to dis?
pose of within two weeks at 84.50 per
thousand. Come at once if you need
any brick.
J. RETTENBERG & SONS.
* Jan. 8-2t. c _ gflg
A FINE EXHIBIT FROM SUMTER.
The Sumter Telephone Manufacturing
Co. Sends an Exhibit to Charleston.
. The Sumter Telephone Mfg. Co. has
prepared a large and handsome exhibit
of telephones and switchboards manu?
factured by the company to be sent to
the Charleston Exposition. The ex?
hibit was shipped to Charleston last
Thursday and at once installed in the
Manufacturers Building in which the
company has secured space. The ex?
hibit consists of forty telephones,
representing the various models and
styles made" by the company and two
switchboards which have all of the
improvements and new ideas worked
and tested by Mr. Mason. The ex?
hibit will be a striking advertisement
of the Sumter Telephone Mfg., Co.,
and at the same time an advertisement
of the resources and products of Sum?
ter county. Every part enterirg into
the construction of the telephones and
switchboards is made in Sumter. All
the metal parts, from the smallest
screw to the most complicated part
are made from the crude material. The
cabinet work is made from woods
grown in Sumter county, sawed at the
mill connected with the factory and
finished in the wood-working depart?
ment. The assertion is ventured,
without fear of contradiction, that
there will not be found at the Exposi?
tion more beautiful nor more hand?
somely finished woods than the speci?
mens to be seen in this exhibit. The
woods used include walnut, white and
other oak, gum etc. These are quar?
ter sawed and the grain brought out
in all its beauty and perfection. The
writer has never seen any where more
beautiful curly walnut and quartered
golden oak, and the mahogonized gum
is something new entirely in a cabinet
wood. It has all the beauty of grain
for which the best mahogany is famed
and it takes the highest polish. This
exhibit wilj attract the critical
attention . of electricians for in
the telephones and switchboards Mr.
Mr. Mason has embodied quite a num?
ber of new and original ideas that
render the instruments shown decided?
ly in the forefront of telephone and
switchboard construction. Those in?
terested in hardwoods will also find
much to interest them when they
learn that these woods are produced in
Sumter county and that the supply at
present is practically untouched.
The swamps and forests are filled with
just such timber that has been passed
by and rejected by the saw mill men
who have held fast to the idea that
yellow pine was the only timber worth
cutting in this section of the country.
PIS6AH NEWS NOTES.
Pisgah, Jan. 6.-The weather at the
passing of the old and the coming in
of the new year, was all that could be
desired. The days were indeed,
beautiful.
That the present freeze has given
the death stroke to the young oats is
the opinion of all that I have con?
versed with. The planters have
caught it ali around.
The new year, has brought the usual
stir and moving with the negroes.
This year the whites have caught the
fever, every man's place is better than
your own. The old contented farm
life seems to be a thing of the past.
It is a stir for some position where
there is no hand labor, but the pen.
It is not publicly admitted that man?
ual labor disgraces a man, but private?
ly it is said that gentlemen don't labor
in the fields. This is the cause of so
many trying to live above their means,
and it is only practiced at large in
this State. Cursed, thrice cursed is
such a state of society. It makes one
sick to see the efforts to live in a style
that will put them in good society
even at the cost of their legal and
moral obligations to pay their debts.
This is the cause of the large balances
in the debtor column in a great many
cases.
The preliminary trial of John Boyd
and Frank Murray, indicted for com?
plicity in the shooting of Miller Ses?
sions, was held at Smithville today
and resulted in the discharge of the
defendants. The evidence not being
sufficient to hold them. Sessions, is
blind in one eye, but his physician
hopes to save the other one. Gist
Murray who did the shooting is still
at large.
Mr. T. H. Smoot spent a week in
the holidays visiting friends in the
upper portion of the State. He re?
turned yesterday and resumed his
school today.
Miss Daisy Bowman spent the holi
davs with her parents in Columbia.
I hear of a marriage soon to take
place near here. The widowers are
hard to down when they go on the war
path in earnest.
Rev. J. C. Crouch preached a fine
sermon ar, Pisgah yesterday afternoon.
Sometime I will give your readers a
synopsis of one, and I think they will
enjoy it.
Mr. Porter who has been running a
saw mill on the X. W. R. R. has
moved his plant here, and will remain
he says for sometime.
If the taxpayers of the State could
see the State House now they wonld
not grumble at the money it took to
finish it A marble tablet in the wall
on the left, as you enter the building
has engrafted on it the ordinance of
Secession, and one on the right wall is
to the memory of the Mexican regi?
ment. The State library is as neat as
a pin. The librarian. Miss LaBorde,
shows much taste in the arrangement
of the books on the shelves. I have
never seen them placed better. Gov?
ernor McSweeney made no mistake
when he appointed her.
A new red carpet is being put clown
in the representative hall and 1 .pre?
sume one will be put in the senate
chamber. At present, everything is
topsy turvey, and it will take hustling
to get everything in order for tho leg?
islature on the 14th inst. The gov?
ernor is very pleasant in his office,
without any starch or trying to im
press you that he holds a high posi?
tion.
(hinter, the Assistant Attorney Gen?
eral, says he wants his chiefs office
next year, and I guess a good many
others do also.
From indications, there will not be
a dearth of candidates for all the
offices both state and county.
The new year has brought many
changes, some who were here a year
ago have gone , and others have come.
If each one will try to do more for
mankind and live better lives than in
the past there will be no regrets when
the end comes.
WEDGEFIELD ITEMS.
Wedgefield, Jan. H.-The new year
1902 has brought one disaster to the
farmers-most of the oat crop has been
killed by the severe cold weather we
have had. As the old adage reads
though, a bad beginning means a good
finish, so probably the loss will be
made up in something else.
Mrs. J. H. DuPont after an ab?
sence of two years has resumed her
duties as proprietress of the DuPont
House, much to the delight of the
clerks, etc., who thought at one time
they would have to run a mess hall.
Some deer have been seen recently
i in the Wateree Swamp. I would ad?
vise the hunters though, not to en?
gage the venison, as one did ' recently,
for he might be sued for breach of
promise.
Mr. D. B. McLaurin who is station?
ed at Bishopville as cotton buyer for
Alex H. Sprunt & Sons, spent yester?
day at home.
Mr. Frank Dwight, Jr., left for
Edgefield a few days ago to attend the
South Carolina Co-Ed. Institute.
Mrs. R. R. Singleton and Misses
Elise and Lucy Singleton will leave
or Charleston soon, where they will
reside in the future.
Your correspondent regrets he
doesn't live on a main line railroad
where he could see the great men of
our country and the world renowned
Liberty Bell where they are on their
travels.
I have a few suggestions I would
like to make to President Teddy, if
I had the world to back me. First to
have the Liberty Bell recast. 2 Send
it along with a permit to Aguinaldo
to toll it after reading a declaration
of independence to the Filipinos. 3
Lend her to England for Kruger to
ring from the summit of Spion
Kop signalling to the Boers through?
out the plains what they have
long wished for-independence. Then
bring her home to Philadelphia
and encase her in gold, for she
would have then carried independence
to the most oppressed people in the
world. We read a whole column
about the crowds that gather at the
stations to gaze at the reminder of
the bloody battles our forefathers
fought to gain that coveted prize, in?
dependence, and in a column paralell
we read of the slaughtering of the
Filipinos who are inspired with that
same love of freedom. It is certainly
I inappropriate for her to be placed on
exhibition now. This is state news
and without origin at Wedgefield, so
pardon me please?
Don't Let Them Suffer.
Often children are tortured with itching
and burning eczema and other skin dis?
eases but Bucklen's Arnica Salve heals the
raw sores, expels inflammation, leaves the
skin without a scar. Clean, fragrant,
cheap, there's no salve on earth as good.
Try it. Cure guaranteed. Only 25c at
JjF W DeLorme. 4
Hr Said to Himself.
Kansas enjoys the distinction, possi?
bly, of being the only state .in tho
Union where a man has been allowed
by a court cf inquiry to testify regard?
ing what he said to himself.
A committee had been appointed by
the legislature, says The Green Bag.
to investigate the alleged bribery of
certain members in connection with a
defeated railroad bill. The first wit?
ness called testified that he saw one of
the reprosematives late one night coin?
ing down the hotel stairs.
"I said to myself." he went on. but
a member on the side of the defense
jumped to his feet.
"Hold on!" he shouted. "You can't
testify about what you said to your?
self!"
The prosecutor reto; Ted that there
was DO law to prohibit him from so
testifying. A long argument- ensued,
but a majority of the committee agreed
with the chairman that the testimony
was admissible.
"I said to myself." seriously proceed?
ed the witness, "that M. had been up
to Billy's room to get his pay."
The testimony was recorded and
made a part of the official record.
Chinese Points For Hosts.
"Don't eal with your ears." says
Yuan Mel, a Chinese writer, "by which
I mean do not aim at having extraor?
dinary out of the way foods, just to
astonish your jruests. for that is to
eat with your ears, not with your
mouth. Bean curd, if ^ood. is actually
nicer than birds' nest. And better than
sea slugs, which are uot first rate, is a
dish of bamboo shoots.
"The chicken, the pig. the fish and
the duck-these are the four heroes of
the table. Sea slugs and hirds' nest
have no characteristic Jlavors of their
own. They are but usurpers in the
house. I once dined with a friend who
gave us birds' nests in bowls like vats,
holding each about four ounces of the
plain boiied article. The other guests
applauded vigorously, hut I smiled and
said I came here to eat hirds' nest, not
to take delivery of it wholesale."
He Understood.
Anton Rubinstein, the Russian com?
poser, in his autobiography tells of the
confusion which overcame a certain ,
architect of h?c acquaintance who had
a habit of interlarding all his remarks
with tire phrase. "You understand."
On one occasion he was explaining
certain architectural matters to thc
emperor, and. according to custom,
made free use of his favorite expres?
sion.
"Good heavens!" exclaimed Emperor |
Nicholas at last irritably "Of course 1
understand! My dear fellow, how
could I help it?"
ORIGINAL JUDGE LYNCH.
He Was a Brave and t'se?ul Member
of Our IZnrZy Society.
Tradition sometimes plays strange
pranks with dead men's reputations.
lt would make- an interesting half 'hour
for the eavesdropper beyond the Styx
if he could hoar the exchange cf amen?
ities between Duns Scotus and Judge
Lynch, the one a shrewd, clear reason?
er, whose name now si.gnilics a fool:
the other a simple Quaker gentleman,
whose name has come to stand for or?
ganized savagery.
Charles Lynch was a man whose
services to his country as a bravo pion?
eer and righteous judge, as a soldier
and a statesman, are by no means de?
serving of oblivion, still less of oblo?
quy. It seems indeed one of the in?
iquities of fate that his name should
now be universally applied to proceed?
ings that no one would condemn more
heartily than he. The records of the
court of Bedford county, in Virginia,
and those of various Quaker meetings,
the journals of the Virginia house of
burgesses and of the first constitu?
tional convention, taken together with
family documents and traditions, show
him to have been an upright and useful
member of society and a wise and en?
ergetic leader at the most important
crisis of American history.-Atlantic.
Volunteers In South America.
There is a gentleman in Boston who
spent a number of years among the
various little South American repub?
lics and who gives an interesting ac?
count of the methods of one of these
small states when it comes to a ques?
tion of making war. The "navy" of
the particular power referred to con?
sists of a single old fashioned side
wheel steamer, armed with one gun.
In time of peace she is engaged in haul?
ing freight ur> and down the river
which runs clo- e o the capital.
At the outb'eak of one of the peri?
odical wars not so very long ago the
president of the republic took charge
of the steamer and started up stream
on a recruiting expedition, leaving his
senior general in charge of the military
preparations at the capital. A couple
of days later the steamer returned,
and some seventy miserable looking
natives, each firmly bound with a
strong rope, were marched off and
turned over to the general, with a note
from the president which read:
Dear General-I send you herewith sev?
enty volunteers. Please return the ropes
at once.
-Boston Herald.
Didn't Recognize lt.
A distinguished member of the Unit?
ed States judiciary has discovered that
he still has something to learn in the
direction of agriculture.
He bought a farm as a summer home
for his family and finds especial de?
light in walking about the place, com?
menting on the condition of thc crops
and in many ways showing his inter?
est in his new possessions.
One evening during the summer he
was strolling over the farra. The hired
man had cut the grass during the day.
a very thin crop, and had left it lying
on the ground to dry. The judge saw
it, and, calling his man, he said: .
"It seems to me you are very care?
less. Tv hy haven't you been more par?
ticular in raking up this hay? Don't
yon see that you have left little drib
blings all around?"
For a minute the hired man stared,
wondering if the judge was quizzing
him. Then he replied:
"Little dribbliugs! Why. man, that's
the crop!"
The Prayer That Hurt.
A member of a certain Massachu?
setts parish, prominent for his thrift
and personal consequence, was also
notorious for his overbearing assump?
tions and pompous airs. Under the dis?
tress and fright of a dangerous illness
he "put up notes" on several successive
Sundays, and after his recovery, ac?
cording to usage, he offered a note to
be read by the minister expressive of
his thanks.
Tho minister was somewhat "large"
in this part of his prayer, recalling the
danger and the previous petitions of
the "squire," and returning his grate?
ful acknowledgments with the prayer
that the experience might be blessed
to the spiritual welfare of the restored
man. He closed with these words:
"And we pray. O Lord, that thy serv?
ant may be cured of that ungodly
strut, so offensive in the sanctuary."
Middle Agrea Bui tala.
In the middle ages founders and
patrons of ecclesiastical buildings be?
gan to be buried nearer and nearer to
the fabric of the church or cathedral.
First tho porch, then the cloister, then
the chapter house or chantry, came
under demand: the chancel was next
encroached upon, and lastly burials
were allowed under the altar itself. At
the other extreme of custom was the
burial of malefactors and stillborn
children on the north or "devil's side"
of the yard, a practice concerning
which chapters might be written.
The Danish Ha scot.
The chimney sweeper is the Dan.sh
mascot. You see him in gold or silver,
suspended on a lady's watch chain, in?
stead of the "lucky pig" or horseshoe,
which is tho English symbol of good
luck. Ile also appears on note paper
and postcards, implying that your cor?
respondent wishes you e. rise in life.
It is the old fashioned sweep that if?
tims depicted-he who had actually to
climb the chimney. Ins implements bc- I
in g a four foot ladder, a short broom
and a rope.
American English.
We do not speak the English lan?
guage in the way in which ir is spoken
by the people ot' England We have
greatly changed, enlarged ami perhaps
improved it in our usual progressive
way. The wonder lies in tin* notion of i
Englishmen that their way of speaking
the language is Mw only way and that i
our way is wrong. Now York World. |
MISAPPLIED WORDS.
! Some Expressions the Use of Which
Shonld Be Reformed.
"Extra" is an abused word. People
say "extra good" or "extra cheap" in
order to intensify "good" and "cheap."
But "extra" has no such force. So far
from intensifying a given condition, it
denies it by indicating that the thing
so described lies outside the sphere or
quality named. Thus, "extra judicial"
does not mean more than ordinarily ju?
dicial, as though a judge had dredged
his conscience in giving an opinion, but
outside of judicial and therefore inca?
pable of being judged at all in the pre?
scribed way.
A grievous fault is the use of "iden?
tify" in a phrase like this, "He is iden?
tified with the antivaccinaticn move?
ment." A man can only identify him?
self with another man or set of men.
He can identify himself with the op?
ponents of vaccination-and even here
the word carries a shade of meaning of
its own, distinguishing the phrase from
such a one as "he joined the opponents
of vaccination."
One should not speak of "high" or
"low" caliber; but, remembering the
meaning of "caliber," one should apply
to it only such adjectives as "grear" or
"small."
It is wrong to speak of a "consensus
of opinion." The word "consensus" it?
self means an agreement of thought
and should stand alone.-Academy.
Crank: and Epicnre.
"A traveling crank and epicure had
the audacity to ask the head steward
shortly before my boat sailed from
Liverpool for New York," said a wait?
er on an ocean liner, "if he would mind
changing three of the courses on the
bill of fare for others which he prefer?
red. He was informed politely but
firmly that there were other passen?
gers besides himself sailing on the ves?
sel and that if he thought he could
not survive on the excellent fare pro?
vided during the voyage all he had to
do was to book with another line and
his passage money would be returned
to him.
"Steamship companies are not in the
habit of returning passage money wheD
once paid, as is well known, but in
this instance we would willingly have
done so.
"Our fastidious passenger did not
book with another line, however, and,
what is more, he ate enough at each,
meal on the trip to satisfy two men
with sea air appetites and presented
to the waiter, who attended with ex?
treme good nature to his likes and dis?
likes throughout the voyage, the mag?
nificent sum of 15 cents."-New York
Mail and Express.
His Lovely Mariners.
A benevolent looking man boarded a
downtown elevator already occupied
by three women upward bound. With
a Chesterfieldian air he respectfully
doffed his hat and held it in his hand
until he had reached his destination.
"What a charming man! Such love?
ly manners!" gushed the women in
chorus.
A few minutes later the benevolent
looking man of the lovely manners
reached his office. Pitching his hat on
the back of his beneficent head, sprawl?
ing himself down in true manly aban?
don at his desk, purling a ciay pipe ?D
an artistic masculine fashion, occasion?
ally expectorating in the vicinity of a
cuspidor, he greets his six-dollar-a
week-for-ten-hours-a-day stenographer
by jocularly inquiring why in thunder
those legal papers aren't finished.
Lovely man!
Oh, yes; very!-San Francisco Wave.
The Wrong Crop.
Visiting an cut of the way English
parish when the incumbent happened
to be away, a former archdeacon of
Suffolk was, it is related, shown round
by the clerk. On arriving at the church?
yard he found a fine crop of wheat
growing in it
"Dear, dear!" said the archdeacon.
"I can't approve of this. I really did
not think Mr.-would have planted
wheat in the churchyard."
"That's just what I told parson,"
said the clerk. "I says," says I, "ye
didn't ought to have wneated it; ye
ought to have tatered it!"
When Wives Were Sold.
A century or so ago wife selling was
not an uncommon event in England,
as the fellowing item, which appeared
in the London News of Nov. 21. 1S01,
would show:
"On Friday a coal porter exhibited
his wife in Smithfield, with a halter
round her neck, for sale. He demand?
ed a guinea for her, but she hung on
hand for some time, until a man of
good appearance made the purchase,
and packing her, halter and all, into a
hackney coach drove for Blackfriars
bridge, amid the huzzas of the mob."
The Qtriclc Craze.
The quick craze is by no means new.
but seems just now to be more in?
trusive than ever before. Here is a
young woman practicing fourteen
hours a day to cultivate her voice. Re?
sult lost voice. Nearly all the pugi?
lists, active and retired, are writing
volumes on "How to Get Strong
Quick." and the readers are exercising
two or three hours a day, when ten
minutes are quite enough. Result, lost
health. The gc: rich quick fellows, in
jail and out, are hiring able lawyers to
i help them devise schemes that will
defy the law and enable them to fleece
lambs regardless of the code.-New
York Press.
IT i M Toneh of Iinmor.
"Always." says the astute news edi?
tor to the new reporter, "always be on
the lookout for any little touch of hu?
mor that may brighten up our col?
umns."
That evening the new reporter hand?
ed in an account of a burglary in a
butcher's shop which commenced, "Mr.
Jeremiah Cleaver, the well known
butcher, is losing flesh rapidly of late."
-Exchange.
A TALE OF TWO CST!ES.
The Perils of Living "Seer tao Mex?
ican Eoundary Line.
"Some peculiar conditions prevail at
the twin cities of Nogales, Mexico,
and Nogales, Ariz.," said the Detroiter?
who recently returned from a visit io
Mexico. "The international boundary
line is formed by a street that divides
the two towns, and the boundary
stakes are set out with a very nice
regard for technicalities. There is a
saloon there which has more than a
local reputation, and the proprietor is
certainly an enterprising individual.
His saloon is located on the street di?
viding the two counties and at a point
where the dividing line is not clearly
defined. The patron of this saloon
buys his drink in America, and. step?
ping across the hail, he buys his cigar
in Mexico. In this way the proprietor
avoids the duty on imported cigars
and can provide his customers with
the ..best make at lower prices than
most of his competitors.
"They tell an amusing story about aa
American who imbibed too much fight?
ing whisky at this saloon. When he
arrived at a certain stage, he allowed
his prejudices to get the better of him,
and, standing near the boundary line
of his own country, he heaped anathe?
mas and hurled defiances at the people
across the border. A couple of Mexi?
can officers stood across the street al?
most within reach of the pugnacious
American, hoping that he would stroll
across into Mexico. He did get over
there after awhile, although the trip
was wholly unpremeditated. During
a harangue against Mexican institu?
tions in general and the police in par?
ticular he happened to lurch too far
over to starboard and fell into Mexico.
The alert cops promptly grabbed him,
and, though he didn't get a chance to
take in the sights, he paid quite an ex?
tended visit to the country he had so
eloquently maligned."-Detroit Free
Press.
LONG RANGE BAPTISM.
Christening: In Scotland Was Con?
ducted Under Difficulties.
In wide and sparsely populated high
j land districts of Scotland it not infre
! quently happens that a parent is oblig?
ed to walk a distance of five.or six
miles with an infant for baptism.
It is related of a minister of the
north that he agreed to accommodate
a parishioner thus situated by meet?
ing him at a stream midway between
the parents' house and the manse and
there baptizing the child at the run?
ning water.
It so happened that by the time the
parties came to opposite sides of the
bourn heavy rains had swollen it into
a rapid torrent, so that neither party
could approach the other.
Unwilling to turn back with the
"bairn" unbaptized, the farmer pro?
posed that the minister should splash
water across. Accordingly the minister
I stepped down to the stream and en
? deavored to throw handfuls of water
; on the farmer's baby.
"Ha'c ye got ony o' that?" he cried
at each successive splash.
"De'il a spairge," was the reply.
At last a few of the splashes were
communicated to the infant's face,
and the ceremony was then concluded
in tho usual form.
Before retiring to their respective
homes the farmer produced a bottle of
whisky, crying across, "As 1 canna
offer ye a glass owre the held o' this,
here's the bottle-kepp?" And he threw
it across the stream.
The bottle was caught, it is related,
with a precision that betokened on the
part of his reverence, if not considera?
ble practice, at least considerable dex?
terity-Stray Stories.
THE TURQUOISE.
The turquoise, the birthstone for De?
cember, signifies prosperity.
The turquoise was a familiar and fa?
vorite gem among the ancient Mexi?
cans and Indians of the west
The turquoise fades when its owner
is ill, and dies when the wearer is at?
tacked by an incurable malady-so they
say.
The Germans claim that by its vary?
ing shades the turquoise turns teiitale
on the caprices and moods of its
wearer.
Shakespeare gives these words to
Shylock: "He would not have lost his
turquoise ring for a whole wilderness
of monkeys."
The turquoise derives its name from
a word meaning Turkish and is so
called because the first turquoises were
found in Turkey.
If your birthday comes in December
and you wear a turquoise, you need
never be afraid of falling off a high
place. One of the powers of the azure
hued gem is to preserve its wearer
from this catastrophe.
It is also said that it has tho power
of protecting its wearer against con?
tagion. A turquoise would certainly
be an ornamental substitute for vacci?
nation. Its efficiency would probably
depend upon the "faith" of the wearer,.
Rabbits at Play.
Rabbits play in this way: Two of
them-1 have not seen it played with
more-run quickly toward each other,
and when on the point of contact each
leaps into tho air, but one higher than
the other, clearing him completely.
They come down with their tails to?
ward each other, but instantly, with
an, as it were, "Excuse my tail!" both
turn and run and leap again, and this
they will do from two or three to half
a dozen times, always leaping up at
the exact moment when they would
otherwise come into collision and ono
always taking the higher leap-some?
times an astonishingly high one-right
over his companion. They never meet
in the air, .nor can I see how this can
be avoided except by a plan or figure
being mutually followed by them,-as
with ourselves in a game cr "dance. * Y*~
believe that each clears the other al?
ternately, but I have not yet convinced
myself of this.-Saturday Review.