The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, April 10, 1901, Image 6
Gen Cassius M. Clay
Shoote at Sheriff.
STANDS A SIEGE AND
COMES OFF VICTORIOUS
-* -? - -
The Old Kentuckian Demented
-His Family Affliction Too
Great for Him to Bear.
Lexington, April 5.-With tbs cry
"the vendetta, the vendetta.'7 on bia
-?p?. Geo. Cassias Marcelias Clay, the
famous abolitionist sod . duellist sod
former United States minister to Ras
--?ia, this morning led bis little body
guard to battle against a sheriff's posse
whick bad gone to Whitehall, bis
palatial mausion io Madison county,
to serve papers opon the general in a
civil ease, instituted against bim by
kis daughter, Mrs. Mary B Clay
Many shots were fired on each side
-tod the posse finally departed without
accomplishing the purpose of its viftit
It is reported that Geo. Clay was
woonded io the affray Fleeing from
kis supposed enemies,, be barricaded
himself io bis "den" in the mansion
and lhere be remains, guarded by his
faithful servants Whether or not be
? vocoded is known only tn himself
tod his little body guard No physi?
cian has been sommoeed to tb? boase
?od none dare approach except on
rivikation.
Today's conflict was directly ooo
seoted with the domestic woes of Gen
iJlay, wbioh have darkened the closing
years of bis life.
The principals io the battle were
Gen. ('lay and two of bis body guard,
> Bad Litterell and Jim Bolin, co one
side, aod Sheriff Colyer, Deputy Ter
rall and Frank Mason of Madisoo
ooanty on the other. The writ which
the sheriff sought to serve was one
ordering delivery of some furoirare
belonging to the general's daughter
The officers approached the house from
the north, passing through the apple
?robard. The general's Rassian bail
dog set ap a barkiog and the officers
stopped at the yard The general's
body gaara promptly came to the door
and the sheriff announced that he
desired a personal interview' with the
master of Whitehall Geo Clay in a
few moments came to the door, revolver
to hand.
"Geo Clay." said the sheriff, "we
are here on a peaceful mission "
"Toa are on my property without
leave and I will shoot yon.'' replied the
eld mao who, almost blind, strained bis
eyes as if trying to make oat the looa
tion of an enemy.
"Don't shoot, g?nerai, we are
friends," shouted Sheriff Colyer.
"Spies." he retorted, aod haodiog
his pistol to one of bis meo he took
instead a repeating shotgun and cock
ed it.
Sheriff Colyer sought shelter behind
a large oak tree nearby and bis depu
ties also bid themselves. All palled
their weapons.
Gen Clay shrieked "the vendetta,
the vendetta," and began firing io tbe
direction from which he beard the
voices.
The sheriff fired in return after the
general had emptied ?be weapon, and
bis deputies also fired ; they say oot at
the old mao, bat boping to scare bim
ioto seeking shelter Colyer was shoot
ing wild also, not desiring to kill the
old mao, wbo was doing bis best to
kill him, believing be was firing upon
ao enemy.
After emptying the shotgun Gee Clay
tried his revolver, whieh would not fire
He theo took from the hands of the
ether gaard a rifle aod discharged it io
the direction of the frightened sheriff
aod deputies.
Exbaustiog bia ammunition. Geo
Clay sought retreat He went to his
room, aod patting op the iron bars
ordered his men to adjust the pistole,
which were three large navy weapons
kept on the dresser. He armed himself
with a large bowie knife and a batcher
knife
After Gen. Clay bad retreated irt
his den Sheriff Colyer aod bis meo left
the yard. They foaod a negro boy
aod seot him to the house to try to ge;
Gen Clay to come out unarmed and
meet them, but in this they were cor
successful, aod they returned without
serving the precess Sheriff Colyer
says he will not bother Geo. Clay to
morrow, but will wait till Monday
before serving the papers.
Some months ago, Geo Clay, who
had been left alone, after bis child
wife, Dora Richardson, rao away aDd
left bim, sent for Mrs Mary B Ci ay.
a daughter, to come and live witb him
For some week? they got alon? nicely,
and the veterao appealed to be sati.s
fied. Two weeks ago he told his
daughter tu go to his family and secure
their eooseot to tho release of all
claims oo the property which he
occupies. He wanted to give the
property to. Dor?, the jcung divorced
wife, who is now the wif.' of R".loy
Brock and resides at Ricckar i, in !
Wf oford County, on p'operty given ber j
bj the general.
Mrs Clay wen- away according to
o-ders aod returning a day or 80 later
waa mst at tbe dcor by the old rmn
His eyes were fierce Io his frembiiog
baud be held a revolver grasped tight j
ly H^ demanded to know the result j
of the visit.
* lVf< all right," said the frightened 1
daughter.
All right is it?" retorted the tafa j
riated mao "You lie [ koow }0<i
are deceiviog me." Levelling the
revolver at bis daughter, he added :
?'Leave my house and never come here
again "
Returning to his room, the oli mao
moaned : "She was trying to deceive
me i could tell it by ber face "
Securing a writ cf delivery for ber
furniture, Mrs Clay placed the paper io
the hands of Sheriff Coyler Gen Clay
still ?oves the child be married, and
although she bas now grown to woman
hood aod bas remarried, he wants to
give ber his property which al his death
goes to his children. He thinks the
"vendetta" about which he has talked
and written for years is on and believed
today that be was shootiog at bis
enemies, come to murder him in his
home.
A Cuban Cartroon That Hurt.
Havana, April 6.-The Discussion
bas been suppressed by order of Gen
Wood, and its offices have been dosed
and sealed The action was due to the
publication io the Discussion yesterday
of an illustration having the title of
"The Cuban Cavalry," representing
the Cuban public, personified io a
Cuban soldier, being crucified between
two thieves Gen Wood being repre
sented ts one thief and President
McKinley as the other ; both being
labeUed with their names Senator
Platt was represented as a Roman sena?
tor, giving vinegar and gall in the form
of the Platt amendment, while Public
Opinion, as Mary Magdalen, was weep
ing at the foot of the cross Below was
the following inscription :
"Destiny will not reserve for u? a
glorious resurrection "
The picture causad much unfavorable
comment yesterday from the standpoint
of decency. The editor of the paper.
Senor Coranado, was arrested, but
released on bail
It i% probable that no other action
will be taken against the Discussion
than suppressing its publication for
several days
Senor Capote, president of the Cubao
Constitutional Convention, has visited
Gov Gen Wood aod told the latter that
the convention as a body regretted tbe
publication of this caricature Senor
Capote said the pioture misrepresented
the feelings of the Cubans, who held
Gon Wood and President McKinley in
the greatest respect and were deeply
grateful to them. On bis solicitation
Gen Wood allowed the Disousdioo to
continue publication, but the judge of
the correctional court will prefer
charges, the character of wbiob is to be
determined later, against Editor Cora?
nado
Editor Coranado and Castellanos, the
cartoonist, will be tried on a charge of
criminal libel Tbe former is held
under $1 OOO bond and the latter in
tbe sum of $500
Blowing up the Merrimac.
Saotiago de Cuba, April 7-Fifteen
hundred pounds of dynamite were
used by the authorities of the port
yesterday afternoon-io blowing up the
forward superstructure of tbe ?unken
United States collier Merrimac which
bas long impeded the entrance to the
harbor. The explosion was p'aialy
beard in the city five miles away
Divers immediately descended and
found 40 feet of clear water over the
forward portico of the wreck.
Port Capt Irvin will begio tomorrow
to place mines aft wbiob be expeocs to
explode in a week, thus completely
cleariog the harbor entrance.
Yesterday's incident was highly
spectacular. Residents on Smith Key,
adjacent to the wreck, left the isiaud,
fearing that their bouses would be de?
molished
The overlooking bills were lined with
people aod large numbers of pleasure
vessels encircled the wreck at a safe
distance. When the electric button
was leached a pyramid of water rose 40
feet and the surface was immediately
covered with wreckage and tons cf dead
fi"h The launches and yachts returned
to the city ?aden with souvenirs of the
wrack
A Reported Miracle.
Chicago. AprU 5 -^A special to the
Chronicle from Sf Louts ?ays :
Sister Laura Kahn of St Joseph's
convent has apparently beeo cored of a
cancer after 18 years of suffering at a
time wben she was seemingty at tbe
peint of aeatb from the malady. Tbe
apparent miracle wbich it is claimed
was performed occurred on St Joseph's
day, Maren 18, the feast of the saint,
after whom the order was named. It
c*me at the end of a nice days' novena
of prater tor the recovery of the nun,
participated ID by ali the sifters of ?he
convent
She felt co relief from tbe sere which
aff-c.ed her ?.coajach until the moto
day wheo she awofee frota sleep wuh
the exclaojanoD : "I feel no pain "
The bandages wDtch covered the caooer
were removed abd no eore remained,
ot.ly a white scar. Since theo Sister
Kuhn has been duiog her roanne duties
aud doen uot suffer from the omcer
Loodor,, Apni 8.-Io the volunteer
cyclists matioeuvres ordered by the
B i ifh war t.?ne :be attack ou L>oduu
lois morning proved :ha: the military
value of whee men is largely dependent
ou the weaiber. The attacking turee
ou geoeralled the defenders, but lost so !
maoy men io tb** raio and owing to the I
bad roads (bat it wa- nuable to attack
io force at the pr.ptr time
Progress Made in China.
Li Hung Chang Says There7]]
be No More Hitches.
Pekio, April 7 -Mr Rockhill, Uni?
ted Stares special commissioner io
Pekio had a long interview yesterday
with Li Hung Chang, who eatiefiad
him that there is not likely to be any
further important hitch in the cegotia
tions for a settlement between China
and the powers. China has agreed tc
the list of punishments submited by
the ministers of the powers, asking ooly
ooe concession, namely, deprivation ol
office, instead of banishment, in the case
of a mao who is TO years of age. Tc
this the ministers have agreed.
Li Hung Chang says the court is
extremely anxious to return to Pekin
as soon as the foreign troops evacuate
tbe capital
Some of the ministers of the powers
tbiak tbat so large a foros as 2,000
troops acting as legation guards in the
city proper would be a great mistake.
Such a body would have to remain in a.
space of one square mile. The troops
oould not be allowed outside the
legation quarter armed, and it would,
probably not be safe for ' them to go
unarmed.
Ir is thought by some of the minis
ters that, if the encampment were
made from 12 to 15 miles away with
tbe necessary stores this arrangement
would be much preferable, as a tele
gram could bring the troops into the
oity immediately Moreover, several
ministers have been iosolted by troop?
of other nationalities Mr Rockhill accl
Sir Ernest Mason Satow, the British
minister, were returning from dinner in
Sedan chairs wheo the chairs were
stopped by German soldiers who pro
oeeded to beat tbe bearers. The ladies
Of the party were greatly frightened
The ministers generally fear that thc
presence in Pekin of a considerable
force of troope of various nationalities
might be a source of international frio
tioo
They are not entirely pleased with
the military proposals of the generals,
as they fail to see the necessity for the
demolition of ali forts
THE BOER WAR.
London, April 8 -Lord Kitchener
has informed the war office that 18
volunteer companies, freed by re
lier's, are coming home and that
arrangements are in progress for tho
speedy relief of farther companies
He thus appears to be endeavoring
to meet the demand that fresh troops
be sent to the front to replace the
stale men
The Pretoria correspondent of The
Morning Post, who warns his country?
men against hoping for an early term
ination of hostilities or believing the
stories that the Boers are tired of
war. says :
"It becomes daily more evident
that the Boers intend to fight to a
finish Manyare surrendering, but
they are men of no standing. The
teal fighting men are still OD com?
mando, and. although the recent
successful Britieh operations tend to
bring th? end nearer it is evident
that the Boers mast be completely
crushed before a general surrender is
probable "
It is reported from Brossela that
Acting President Schalk Burgher has
removed the seat of governmont to
Leysdorp.
According to a dispatch to The
Daily Mail from Hilversum. Mr
Kroger, who bas jost arrived there,
has expressed au intention to go to
the United States in Jane to visit:
Washington, Boston and Chicago
"It is definitely ascertained." ssyo
a dispatch to The Times from Kroons
tadt, dated Saturday, "that Gen De
Wet and Gen Botha met at Trede "
Rare Inducements in Coffins.
A Baltimore business noose bas
receivtd from a far Southern oerohanr
a letter of inquiry respecting the Balti
more's dealer'? line of gooda. In the
letter wa? inclosed a circular setting
forth the virtues cf an article for salr
and evidently sent as a voucher of the
merchant's trustworthiness
The circular read as follows :
"A few words to the public about
coffios. Those who think of dyiog
within the next twelve month? would
do well to consult oe about their er-ffio.
I can ruase aod sell coffins of ai! kinds
ar>d ali S?Z?S at most reasonable rates
and deliver them to the house free of
drayage. Orders from merchants,
planters aod limited c-oajpaoies accepted
and promptly attended to "
Then followed rho name aod ?ord?,
"blacksmith, wheelwright and u od? rr afc
iog establishment "-Baltimore Sun
Philadelphia, April 4 - Wm R
Waroer, a widely known maoufaciurioz
chemist, d'.cd io this city yesterday
Mr Warner was thc first man to manu
facture sugar c tated pill-? and to intro
duce Moonee :ablets. He was u distant
relative, of George Washington, and
his art collection included over 100
portraits of Washington
Washington, April 4 -Admiral
Eodioott. chief of the naval bureau of
yards ?nd docks, bas been io New York
tor stvera] days, wnere, it is under?
stood be fr-js cone uded satisfactory
arrangements for trie acquisition of all
tho Und necessary for the new naval
sta'ioo at Charle.-ton, S C
FINAL DECISION IN
RAILROADS' FAVOR.
Long and Short Haul-Su?
preme Court's Decree in Fa?
vor of Railroads.
WaehiDgtoD, Aprii 8 -In the Uni
ted States supreme court today au
opinion was handed down by Justice
White in various cases involving the
long and 6hort hau! claupe of the
inter state commerce law Tbe prin
cipal opinion was rendered in the
case of the East Tennessee, Virginia
and Georgia Railroad company and
the charge was to the effect that a
lower rate was charged on freight
carried to Nashville than was charged
on freight to Chattanooga, the dis?
tance to the first point being greater
than to the latter The decision of
the Interstate Commerce commission
the circuit court and the circuit court
of appeals were ail antagonistic to
the railroad company, though on
different grounds. The opinion
handed down today reversed ail these
decisions and was in favor of the
railroad company, though without
prejudice The decisions in the
other similar cases were on the tame
lines
Two of the other cases decided
were proceedings against the Clyde
Steamship company, while the fourth
was against tbe Western and Atlantic
Railroad company in the latter
case the charge of discrimination was
made with reference to the rates from
Cincinnati to Atlanta as against other
places on the line of road between tbe
two poiuts. including Marietta, Car?
terville, Kingston. Adairsville and
Calhoun in one of the Clyde cases
rates on the Georgia railroad are
involved and fn the other case rates
on the West Point and Western
railroad cf Alabama
lu his opinion in the East Tenues
see case Justice White said that the
decision of the circuit court was not
in accord with the finding of facts by
the commission. The decision of the
supreme court was that "the decree
of the circuit court of appeals should
be reversed with costs and the case
remanded to the circuit court with
Instructions to set aside its decree
adjudging that the order of the com
mission be enforced and to dismiss
the application made for that pur
pose with costs, the whole to be
without prejudice to the right of the
commission to proceed upon the
evidence already introduced before
it upon further pleadings and evi
detice aa it may allow to be made or
introduced, to hear and determine
the matter in controversy according
to law "
In the cases of the Clyde Steam
ship company, the decrees of the
circuit court of appeals and of the
circuit court were modified by pro
viding that the "dismisal of the bills
shall be without prejudice to the
right of the Interstate Commerce
commission, if it so elect?, to make
an original investigation of the qups
lion contained in the records peru
nent to the complaints presented to
the body ?' As so modified the de?
crees were affirmed
The East Tennessee case came
from the circuit court of appeals to
the sopreme court and was first heard
in the circuit court for the eastern
district of Tennessee The other
cases were ali first heard in the
circuit court for the northern district
of Georgia and came through the
circuit court of appeals for the Fifth
circuit to the supreme court.
Working Night xu? Dmj.
Tho busiest and mightiest I?ttlt thing that
over was made ii Dr. King's New Life Pills
Every pill ?8 ? sugar-coated globale of health,
that changes weakness into strength, listless
n?jss into energy, bairn-fag into mental power
They're wonderful in building up tbe health
Only 25c per box. Sold by J F W. DeLorm
Druggist. 3
HESTER'S ^STATEMENT.
New Orleans April 8 -Secretary
Hester's statement for the WPek end
ing Friday, April 5, issued today,
shows an increase in the movement
into eight compared with the seven
days ending this date last year, of
67,000 bales, an increase over the
same days year before last of 2,000
The total movement for 217 days
of the season, from September 1 to
April 5. inclusive, is 9 011,664-.
8,343 775 last year, and 10,181,501
year before last
The movement since September 1
shows receipts at all United Staten
ports 6,518,964, against 6,144,493
last year ; overland across the Mia
sissippi, Ohio and Potomac rivers to
northern mills and Canada 975,230,
against 1.100,653; interior stocks in
excess of those held at the close of the
commercial year 490,640, against
42,375 ; southern mill takings 1026,
830, agairiPt 1,056 254.
--^^?>- ? i f ? -
Baltimore, April 4 -lt ts learned
here today from an exceptionally relia?
ble source that tho position of vice
president and genera! munder of th*'
.Seaboard Air L-ne Railway recently
vacated by E. S? John, has been or?
dered to Jarnos M Birr, now third
vice prrsijpt:: i-f Alison, Topeka ai:d
Sauta Fe Railway Company and that
ii!9 acceptance i:; assured. Baltimore
direo'ors. whiie admi*tit'? that an ofter
had been made to Mr Barr, said they
bad not beard of bis decision
THE BIG RAILROAD
TRUST.
Combination of Roads Which
Includes the Southern.
Chica?0, April 8 -Tbe steps look
?rig to the combination of the Ctncin
Dari, Hamilton acd Dayton, tne Mooon,
the Cincinnati Southern, aod the South
ero Riiiway aie under consideration
wa- admitted by Gen Samuel Thomas,
former prrsideot of the Monon. in this
O'.ty. tooay
'1 thiok the ooobinstion will be
effected, for ail the roads concerned are
fivorable to ir," said Geo Thom-is
"The scheme is not to amalgamar^ the
roads, but merely to bring about a eeo
rral auioo of power io the manage
.leot of the affairs of the Tarions
lines "
MCLAURIN FOR CHARLES?
TON.
Washington, April 8 -Senator Mo
Laurio and Col J H Averil), director
general of the Charleston exposition,
saw the presides- today. Notwithstand?
ing the failure of congress to make ao
appropriation for the exposition, it is
strongly boped that some kind of an
arrangement eau be made by which
there will be a goTeroment exhibit.
Senator McLaurin is conferring with
eibioet officers and believes that some?
thing can be done.
Macon, Ga , April 8.-Bishop
Henry M Turner of the African
Methodist church bas been conduct
ing services among tho negro
churches here for the past two days,
and in a sermon be openly advocated
tbe banishment of negro criminals
He thinks the United States govern
ment should send ali negro criminals
to Africa He also deplored the fact
that this government has no steam
ship lines between America and
Africa He thinks southern ports in
the United States would profit a great
deal by the commerce that would
rhos be built np
IS'obody Paid Her Fare.
A young woman got aboard a West
Broad street car and discovered, to ber
humiliation, that her fare was missing
when the conductor called. In a, gruff
manner the custodian of the car said
he'd have to get the fare at once or the
woman would have to walk. This dec?
laration added to her embarrassment.
The car was crowded. On her right sat
a genial Irishman and on her left a
well known bookkeeper. The book?
keeper and Irishman exchanged sever?
al meaning glances. The conductor was
about to pull the bell rope. The book?
keeper said he'd pay the fare as the
young woman looked perfectly honest.
The conductor repeated that he'd put
the woman off. This aroused the Irish?
man, who said. "If you put the woman
off. your funeral'll be tomorrow." See?
ing a slight nervousness on the part of
the conductor, he continued:
"How many people on this car want
to attend the funeral of this conduct?
or?" Several answered in the affirma?
tive. The conductor grew excited and
in the altercation that followed walked
to the platform without securing the
woman's fare.-Columbus Dispatch.
Wigs For Hire.
"Men do not hire street wigs." said a
New York wigmaker. "The mau who
wears a wig constantly owns it But
there are nevertheless many wi?s hired
out. Actors, for example, hire wigs,
and wigs arc rented for masqueraders
and costume parties, and sometimes
wigs are rented for surprises. So that
after all wigs are included in the great
list of things that can be hired, which
list would be found. I fancy, to include
pretty much everything that could be
named."
Victoria aad Dickens.
Literary celebrities, as a rule, were
not tiiose who attained to any high
degree of personal favor at the bands
of Queen Victoria, but ?he paid Charles
Dickens a delicate compliment. Dick?
ens, who. by the way. in bis? youthful
days was devoured by a grand passion
for the youthful queen, was invited
when at the climax of his fame to
dine at Windsor castle. He was after
dinner presented by the queen with a
copy of lier book "Tour In tbe High?
lands." and on the fly loaf was in?
scribed in her own hand this sentence:
"From the humblest to the most dis?
tinguished author in England." The
queen afterward showed many favors
to Lord Tennyson, but even in making
him a peer of the realm she did not
bestow as great a compliment.
Trafalgar Hat?.
The year lSOf> was a memorable one,
as on Oct. 21 was fought and gained
the battle of Trafalgar, and then, as
now. fashion complimented heroes by
devising toilers named in their honor.
;So Nelson was commemorated by a
hat-the "Trafalgar''-aml every wo?
man and child adopted the wondrous
structure, which would cunio even
the headgear of the present day. for
these bats were of enormous width
and breadth, something of the size of a
round table, and so loaded with plumes
that the wearers must have looked all
hat.-Gentleman's Magazine.
Qnc?tfoTi of Ownership.
"Need of counsel i Come up and let
me introduce von to my lawyer."
..Your lawyer? Do you own a law?
yer V"
..1 v well. no. certainly not. He
w. < hie."-New York Press.
Even the highest personages in Tur?
key are not exempt from suspicion.
Their movements are watched and re?
ported to the palace by an army of
spies who swarm in every quarter.
INDIAN SIGNALS.
The Loner Distance Code by Which
the Red Men Conversed.
The traveler cm the plains in the carly
days soon learned the significance of
the spires of smoke that he sometimes
saw rising from a distant ridge or hill
and that in turn he might see answer?
ed from a different direction. It was:
the signal talk of the Indians across
miles of intervening ground, a signal
used in rallying the warriors for an at?
tack or warning them for a retreat
when that seemed advisable.
The Indian had a way of sending up
the smoke in rings or puffs, knowing
that such a smoke column would at
once be noticed and understood as a
signal and not taken for the smoke cf
some campfire. He made the rings by
covering the little fire with his blanket
for a moment and then suddenly re?
moving the blanket and allowing the
smoke to ascend, when he instantly
covered the fire again. The column of
ascending smoke rings said to every
Indian within 30 miles: "Look out
There is an enemy near." Three
smokes built close together meant dan?
ger. One smoke merely meant atten?
tion. Two smokes meant "Camp at
this place." Travel the plains, and the
usefulness of this long distance tele?
phone will quickly become apparent
Sometimes at night the settler or
traveler saw fiery lines crossing the
sky, shooting up and falling, perhaps
taking a direction diagonal to the line
of vision. He might guess that these
were the signals of Indians, but unless
he were an old timer he might not be
able to interpret the signals. The old
timer and the squaw man knew that
one fire arrow (an arrow prepared by
treating the head of the shaft with
gunpowder and fine bark) meant the
same as the column of smoke puffs
viz. "An enemy is near." Two arrows
meant "Danger." Three arrows said
imperatively, "This danger .3 great"
Several arrows said, "The enemy are
too many for us." Two arrows shot up
into the air ?t once meant "We shall
attack:"., three at once said, "We at?
tack now." An arrow shot off In a
diagonal- direction said as plainly as
jointing a finger, "That way."- Thus
the untutored savage could telephone
fairly well at night as well as in day?
time."
PUZZLED THE JEWELER.
He Wanted a Second Hand Watch
and Finally Got lt.
He was evidently a foreigner, and he
walked into one of the big jewelry
houses on F street and asked for a
watch. He would be pleased to exam?
ine some "second hand watches," he
said to the clerk who advanced to meet
him.
"This isn't a pawnshop," observed
the clerk haughtily.
"No?" observed the man Inquiringly.
"But you have watches?" And he point?
ed to the great showcase full of hand*
some watches.
"Certainly." replied the clerk. "Fin?
est stock of watches in the city. How
much do you want to pay for a watch?'
"How mooch?" asked the stranger.
"AJooch as he is worth, so that he suits
me. I have said that I desire a second
hand watch-a good one that shall keep
the time."
"See here, sir: you are off your base.
We don't keep secondhand goods. You
will have to hunt elsewhere for second?
hand watches."
The stranger's eyes opened wide.
"But you have him there, and there
and there." he said as he began to ges?
ticulate. "I have said s-e-c-o-n-d h-a-n-d
watches." spelling it as though to make
it plainer, "and they are here, every?
where, yet you say you have them not
I do not comprehend you."
"Well, 1 do you," replied the clerk
sheepishly as he quickly got behind the
counter. "Just a little mix up. No
harm done. I hope. Certainly we have
watches with second hands. All our
watches have second hands. We han?
dle no others." And the stranger got
his second hand watch, for which he
laid down a $50 bill.-Washington Star.
Speculation and Theft.
Some statistician, in emulation of
Lombroso perhaps, has been figuring
out the habitual employment of con?
victs. He concludes that more men
and women whose employers are the
national, state or municipal govern?
ments fall imo evil ways and come te
untoward ends than those who work
for private individuals or corporations.
A very large proportion of the men and
women who have been handlers of pub?
lic moneys seem to yield to the con?
stant temptation and begin to peculate,
and some cynic avers that peculatioa
is the corollary of speculation. As a
matter of fact, most of the big and lit?
tle thieves who confess how they were
led to take money that did not belong
to them declare that speculations of
one sort or another brought them
eventually behind the bars.-New York
Herald.
By Way of Sogr&rention.
"The tvouble with me." spoke thc
young man who was on his way home
with his best and loveliest from a par?
ty at the Ken hurst club, "is that I aT
ways fot i embarrassed when I am out
in company. 1 never know what to do
.with my hands."
"Suppose you just hold them up,"
said a hoarse voice in his ear.
The voice pertained to a large, rough
rooking man with a mask cn his face
and a large, rough lookiug revolver in
his hand, and the youth lost no time in
complying with the suggestion.-Chica?
go Tribune.
i ii.' pain produced by a hornet's
. is caused by a poison injected in
u. .?:?- wound, and so instantaneous is
its ffiet-t as to cause the attack of this
Insect to resemble a violent blow in the
/ace.
Diamonds in the rough are some- <
limes s?K>ilcd in the cutting, just as
some pupils are spoiled* in the educat?
ing.-Pittsburg Dispatch.