The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, March 27, 1901, Image 6
Slate to Collect
Valuable Figures.
Few Act Provides for Some?
thing Long Needed:
For a long time Sou4h Carolina
bas beeu at a great disadvantage be
?aase of the fact tbat ehe bas bad DO
seana of collecting facts and figures
.boat ber cotton mills, etc The
.nly statistics available since tbe
great development of tbe textile
industry began bave been what the
newspapers could collect and what
could be given by means of the char
ter record Henceforth, however,
?oder a new act of tbe ge aera! assem?
bly Bach information is to be offi?
cially obtained through the tax machi?
nery of the State, and that it will
be of great valse goes without say
iog
Looking to tbe carrying: oat of the
provisions of this most important
aew act Comptroller General Derham
yesterday issued the following circu?
lar letter to the auditors in the
several counties in the State :
Dear Sir : As required in the act
approved 19tb day of February, 1901.
of "An act to provide uniformity and
equality in tbe assessment of pro
porty returnable for taxation by per?
?ons, firms or corporations engaged
io textile industries, and canals pro
Tiding power for rent or hire, and
cotton seed oil companies and fertili?
ser companies," voa will immediate
iy, oo the adjournment of your
coanty board of equalization, send
returns of all such companies in your
coanty to this office, with a tabulated
statement giving, in the Cfcse of cot
too mills, tbe capital stock, number
cf looms, number of hands employed
aod amount of cotton conaumed dur
ing the preceding year, and such
other suggestions as you may deem
proper. And in the case of cotton
seed oil companies, their capital
stock, amount of cotton seed con?
sumed, etc , etc
And io the case of fertilizer com pa
aies, give their capital stock, qnan
tity and value of material used, and
-such other information relative there
to as will be useful to the State board
of equalization
Give me the name and address of
tbe chairman of your county board
of equalization, who is ex officio a
?ember of the State board of equaiiza
lion.-The State
HIS TITLES.
It wa9 evident in bis swagger'hat bc
waa a scion of the Brit'sh tiristocraoy
and the sacst casual observer cooid co;
bave failed to note that be was a
stranger to the city He touched &
weil dressed, auburn-haired yoong mao
who was loiiiog io front o' a Broadwaj
hotel on the shoulder.
"Pardoo me, my dear man, bu
could I trouble you for a match ?"
After lightning his cigar, he continu?e :
.'Bay Jove, this is a remarkable city.
This is me first visit to Nsw York,
d'ye know ? Pao a decid stranger, bu
ea tbe other side Pm a person o'
importance. I am Sir Francis Daffy
Knight of tbe Garter, Koigst ,of the
Buta, Knight of the Doubl s -Eagle.
Knight of tbe Golden Fieeee, Koigbt
cf the Iron Cross. D'ye mind tellies
?ase your oame so dear mao
Replied he of the auburn huir, io a
deep, rich brogue :
"My name is Michael Murphy, nigh?
before last, night before tbat/iast night,
tocight and avery dams night
Michael Murphy."
SELF DISSECTED.
Toledo, O , March 24 -Mrs. G
Braoscbceider, residing near the city
limits, occupies a ward at St Vin
cent's hospital and is in a serious
condition as a result of horrible in?
juries self inflicted
About 5 o'clock last evening, arm
ed with an ordinary pair of scissors'
she cut off al! toes of her left foot,
both ber ears close to the bead and
about an inch of ber nose She then
oct out a portion of ber righi, cheek
inflicted five gashes in the left cheek
end finally began on he? arms
Beginning at ber left forearm she
removed every vestige of skin lay
ing bare the muscles She also
lacerated the right arm in a horrible
Banner Nothing was known of
the affair until ber husband, who was
absent during the sight, returned
borne this morning and found her in
bed in a semi conscious condition
A surgeon was called at once and
abe was taken to St Vincent's DOSD?
tal Her recovery is doubtful Tbe
woman is about 50 years of ago It
is thought she was temporarily insane
cn account of domestic troubles.
Tbe Rev John L Sewall, pastor of
the First Congregational church in
?forth Brookfield, Mass, bas announced
to hi? parishioners tbat be wiii accept
a reduction of 10 per ceot of bia *alar*,
of $1.500 a year, inasmuch as m??ny o'
the congregation are f*oiog a 10 pe
oeot reductioo in fneir wages earned ir
the Ioeai shoe shop.
Reading the Columbia Record is a
n?a* mea!-so much plate taarer -
<Jre?LVi>'e News.
Thanks R ading the News is ??
pbyziatico-too much gas,-Columbi"
Se cord.
Cotton Growers
Must Cut ?creag
Farmers of South Carol i
Asked to Organize.
The farmers of the southern Sta
-those producing the cotton-i
being 8sked by those whom th
themselves have chosen to take t
proper steps to curtail the acres
j this year and prevent a etarvati
price for the crop now about to
planted A short time ago the Soul
ern States Cotton Growers' Prot?
tive association was formed by de
gates from all the cotton growi
States, ?nd Harvie Jordan of Georg
was made president. At that tit
it waa determined to do everythii
possible to redace the acreage tl
spriog in not only this but other cc
ton growing States
A few days ago the planters
Verdery in this State forwarded
Mr Jordan the following :
"We, the farmers of Verdery m
surrounding vicinity, realizing tl
necessity of reducing the acreage
the present cotton crop now beii
prepared and soon to be planted, n<
only to secure prices at a living rat
bot to force prices on tbe same bas
of last fail for the cotton now c
hand, and seeing no way by whit
thia cao be accomplished bot to ta
all the cotton growers to coop?rai
with aa aod redoce the acreage om
third, we address you If all tb
farmers who raise cotton to an
extent will reduce their crop on<
third, and will show their williognei
to cooperate in the measure, we sha
see cotton (spots) advance wit hi
60 days and we shall realize 8 cen!
for the crop now soon to be plantee
Without this we cannot hope fe
more than 5 or 6 cents this fall
"With these gloomy features stai
ing os io the face, we earnestly solici
cooperatioo io the cotton State?
Now we ask the president of th
Cotton association to call a meetioj
not later than the first Monday c
April, to see what can be done
' Now should tbe farmers ieel ai
interest in this step, or aoy other tha
is calcolated to advance the price o
cotton and keep it up we heartily
concur with them The outlook jus
now indicates that cotton will g<
dowo to a price that the labor work
ing for half will abandon their cropi
and we shall fail to get it gathered
"These things are not impossibili
ties and now is the time to provid*
against them
"This is respectively submitted tc
the farmers for their consideration ?:
President Jordan has in the lasl
few days written Mr Wilborn, whe
is president of the association in tbie
State urging h'm to issue a call and
saying "I shall issue a call in all the
coonties of this State (Georgi*), and
ask that the same be done in all ol
the other States through the different
presidents of our State organizations
If something is not done to check the
downward tendency of the market,
the cotton producers will be almost
financially ruined next fall No mao
can pay the present high prices o
guano mules and supplies and sell
bis cotton at 6 cents and meet his
obligations The future work of our
associations will avail nothing if ac
enormous acreage is planted The
farmers will fix the price of the staple
during the next 30 days "
President Yv ilboro of tbe Sooth
Carolina association bas consequently
issued tbe following call'for the cot
ton growers to meet in each coanty
in this Stace and take op the matter :
To the Cotton Growera of South Caro
lina :
At the earnest request of Hon
Harvie Jordan of Georgia, president
of the Southern Cotton Growers' Pro
tective association, and promiuent
farmers io this State. I issue this
call for the farmers of oar State to
meet at their respective court booses
on the first Saturday in April to con
sider the advisability of reducing the
acreage for the present year, and also
to discasa ways and means for pro
tectiog the price of our staple from
present manipulations. If the cotton
acreage of the sooth be increased,
the price of cotton will go down to
6 cents next fail, which will result
io tbe greatest financial calamity that
bas befallen the southern farmer in
years Now is the time for actioa,
because tbe price of the staple next
season will be fixed according to the
acreage planted thia spring
Let every cotton farmer ia this
State attend these county meetings ;
on the first Satorday in April, and i
determine to protect their property
from utter annihilation
J C Wilborn. ?
Pres S C Cot. Growers' Pro Aes'n
It may be mentioned here that the
Southern association is to hold a gen '
*ral convention in Atlanta on Aug j
31, next, for the purpose of reaching ?
a deciaion as to the best methods for j
the handling and marketing of the '
crop now being planted
"Ir is beginning to be believed by a
goo d msny exc-erisnoed law?eri and
-tsfe?men," aiys The San Fraoeisco j
^hro'/ide, ''char tho Supreme Cour?
?ill fi;.d a way to dispose ni rbe ^rou?
if ir>u?or J?ci;?* kf;own as ?14? Port?.
Rico o^ae- ' without deoidi&g 'be cz )
proprio TIL*'""" nomi it a:l There is n
doubt tba- ir will do so if ir cao. Tb? I
Supreme Cour: :.rv>r decido* s oooKti ]
(attora] poist that iff e's K political
ei aa 'oo until positively coupeiied to "
I -Charleston New? ned Oeurier.
CHINA ASKS FOR AID.
Russia Seizes Territory Unop?
posed.
Londoo, March 25 -The Chinese
minister called at the foreign office
today and urged the British govern?
ment to bring pressure to bear io order
to prevent Russia from seoufing the
neoessary sigoatores to the Manchurian
agreement The foreign office is still
in the dark tonight as to whether the
agreement will be signed or allowed to
lapse wheo the time expires, March
26 Tbe officials of the Japanese lega?
tion are inclined to believe Russia will
succeed ia gettiog the necessary signa
tures
The Chinese appeals for support
hate failed to produce any direct
remonstrances from Great Britain or
apparently from any other power to St
Petersburg, for Russia persistently
adheres to her contention that the seoret
agreements concern so one except nor
self and China.
Mr Matsui, first secretary of tho
Japanese legation, today made a state
ment of the issues ia?ol?ed He said :
"Russia's insistance, China's help?
lessness and the probable victory of
Russian diplomaaj tomorrow will bria;;
us to the brink of a daogeroai situation
in which none of the powers is so deeply
eooceroed as Japan. Even if th*
secret treaties have been modified, as i J
alleged, the changas are so trifling au
to make tba documents thoroughly
objectionable to Japan.
'.Assuming that China signs thu
treaties [ suppose Great Britaio Ger
many and tbs United States will protest
to Kassia But that is about as far a>
they wile go and about as much as they
will get With Japan it is a matter of
fighting
"The question is whether we are to
fight Rc-aia now or to fight her later
OD She bas no right to Maoehuiin
and if ?he secures Manchuria she will
bs on th? way to securing Korea
"Our government, I believe, aro
seriously considering the crisis Their
-yes are wide opeo and they will cot be
driven to participate action by the
jingoists of Japan, wbo are openly
clamoring for immediate war Yet, if
they see that war is unavoidable they
will not hesitate to strike "
TRAIN BLOWN OFF THE
TRACK.
Columbas, Ga, March 25 -? mixecl
tram was blown off of tbe Central of
Georgia Railroad tracks one miie east
of Buena Vista, 37 miles from Colum
tus late ibis afreroooo The train
consisted of an engine and tend-er, bag
ga^e car. two coaches and 12 freight
cars and was going 15 miles an hoar
?ben struck by the wind. The engine
was lifted from thc traok, the tender
wa3 turned over, the baggage cir, two
ciaches and three freight cars were
thrown on their 6ides The re9t of the
traio, however, remained on the track.
No one was killed.
Japanese Squadron Off for
Korea.
London, March 25 -"A Japanese'
squadron. Admiral Tsushima command
ing, left.Nagasaki Saturday for Korea,"
?aye the Yokohama correspondent ol?
tbs Daiiy Mail "The general opinioc
here is that the situation ls serious.
Urgeot iostrastioos have been issued
by tbs saioioter of war, Gen Viscount.
Katioura, io the commanders of fortu
to attend a soafersoce io Tokio te con?
sider questions of heme defense.
"The war rasaors aro oansing a fall
ia prices on the various bourses. Tho
feeling of the oouotry is tneasy and
intensely anti Russian bot Ibo oabinsi,
shows BO iedioatioo of its policy."
The Colombia State recently said :
"The town ot Groeovilio is a queer sort
of plaoe Her chief of police arrestn
gamblers io tho act and ber mayor
imposes foes. Rather unusual, isn'i.
it?'' This town is peouliar ia other
respects The police loder instruction!
from the mayor have olsasod out as
entire district of dissolute women, who
not only vacated the premires occupied
by them, but went outside of the
corporate limits to stay. And DOW the
nolies ar? working opon fire bigs -
Greenville Mountaineer.
Senator Tillman entertained Senator
Redfield Proctor of Vermont at hit)
Trenton home last week While to
gother the two senators, one democrat
the other republican, should have made
arrangements for a monument over the
political grave of tbe former's confrere,
Senator McLaurin, for old man Proctor
owns and ?ootrcls practically ail the
tombstone marble in tbe United States.
We suggest as the design for the mon?
ument McLaurin charging upon a flee?
ing Filipino with fixed bayonet while
Tillman stands guard with a broken
pitchfork.-Newberry Observer.
St Petersburg, March 23 -Privy
Councillor Pobiedonostzeff, chief pro
coraior of the Holv Synod, narrowly
e-caped assassination early Friday
morning While writing io bis study
?bortly after midnight, two bullets
shattered * window and passed close to
..be procurator ??nd buried themselves
in the ceiling. Two other shots wi rc
Dreu but did not enter tho mom Toe
would be assassin waa identified as one
Ligow*ki. a provincia! t?fica!.
Senator Mt Laurie of Sooth Carolina
says be is still a Democrat. But he
oaot prove it -Atlanta Jturoal.
Mr Editor : We propose to ??rog
to ourself tbe right to become so el
gated ioterrogaiioD poiot, aleo to m
a few comments aod a presentment.
Who is responsible for tbe disgra
ful sedition of oar highways, so ci
ed ? Whose duty is it to see that
road haods are properly called out ?
made to fill up the holes aod sim
keep io fettle tte roads that the ch
gang has raised, graded and drait
for us ?
IQ the multitude of acts of that g\
eral "assembly that ne'er breaks u
for forty days and nights, and I
statutes "that have no end/' is thi
any statute now of force and tiri
regarding our road work, or baa Su
ter coanty been excepted from
operation ? If any statute applies
there any official or officials whose dc
it ig to enforoe steh law and who is
are drawing pay for the performanoi
If this duty is being negleted is the
not pome higher power to which t
negligent official or officials is or a
amenable ? If this delioqaeooy oom
within the purview of tbe grand jar]
prerogatives, sureiy that, honorai
body don't need to inquire into or
haye the eoodition of tbe roads speoii
ly reported, unless they are all asle
while going to the Court House
depots, and if so be they oas ale?
wbils traveling over our present roa
-wsii, they'll never wake any mor
and we might as well draw on tl
treauury and employ an undertaker
ondertake the? and have a frat
funeral of the grand jury Thea the
is the Coanty Board of Commissions
and a stpervisor, and if this weathe
?nd the roads, continue to get won
much longer, they'll aot be aol? i
gaiber around the green table, in tl
probate offioe. to pass any more a<
fl.tuots until they are ready to pais i
their own cheeks.
Tbe topography and alluvium of ot
county is such that there is not oe
excuse ?for our noe having as fio
highways as any in tbe world, ae
surely tte obeapost The proper coe
.?tituents already exist io the soil, sand
day and gravel, and the proportion
sufficiently proximate to build road
aim ?st anywhere without any tools
implements or appliances other tba
pick and shovel, with an axe or two.
Tho grand jury, we know, can bo
present their report to tho court ac
receive instructions therefrom
Now, therefore, we do * respectful!;
make this our presentment to the Hon
oracle the Grandjary of Sumter count;
as follows, viz :
Imprimis We arrogate to ourselve
the tide of "Game Cock " Whereas
in the matter af our roads we do provi
ourselves a veritable barn yard, dung
bill breed, to wit :
1st. That the subject populace have
not been summoned, warned or orderec
to do aoy road work for the past three
years
21. That the roads are in mosi
execrable eoodition, aod even where
tbey have been raised, graded and
drained by tbe ohain gang aod road
machine, only a short time since they
are already eaten in holes aod out i o tc
ruts by the murderously destructive
hatchet edge tires used for hauling
That these boles are growing iouger,
larger and deeper with every wat spell,
and that no move whatever is beiog
made by any one so ever to keep these
or any other portion of roads in aoy
sort of repair.
Instead, 3d. That tbe farm ?lows
are using the highways as "?urn rows'7
where the rows are at right or other
angles to the road, and that where they
ran parallel they, in many pisces,
infringe upoo the right of way permitted
aod enjoined by statute. That where
these plows toro ia tbs roads they ara
sarelesfely, oegligeotly and with malice
aforethought permitted to gouge into
the ?ide trank, aod to throw slods of
.artfa. upon the same to tba great detri?
ment thereto and to the oosafort,
patienoe, fervent piety, aod Godlioess
of drivers, pedestrians, prodestriaiion
ists t>nd pedalists (and especially tbe
last, who are rapidly sinking iato a
chrouio state of backsliding) Also
that these same plows, also disc and
other harrows aod farm implements are
often dragged along the highways,
addiog to the irjury of same aod har?
rowing tbe feelings of above meatisned
travelers
4th. We present the telephone poles
as also, in many places, srangressing
apon the right of road, witbaot sante,
exoute or justification Moreover, we
respectfully present to your honorable
body that the present oondition of our
oounty roads are a orying disgraoe, a
menace in some places, aod upon the
whole a heavy reflection upon the pride,
push, energy and spirit of enterprise
and progress whioh we should possess,
aod which is being manipulated in a
most practical manner by some of our
more progressive and neighboring coun?
ties.
In eooolasiou wo would respectfully
suggest that you do make particular
inquiry as to who is or who are respoo
sible for the eoodition and reoreaot to
bis or their duty, report them, or bim
to the court at.d have bim or them
make aof-wer and show cause why he
or th'-y should not receive the ooudem
aa?o'j meted out to delinquent ard
truant iffieialo
Respectfully submitted,
Guv.
"Wee Ncc Villa." March 25, 1901.
mm*W> -< I in? -
A remarkable case ot r-?ptd gr-'W-b
bas occurred in tho town of Islip, L.
I , where a young mao aged 18 year?
con fi ced to bed with fever grew four
inches in six weeks, and at la.Nt acaiuats
? was still elongating.
The Darlington Storm.
MRS. GEORGE McCOWN
KILLED-OTHER PER?
SONS INJURED.
Special to Tho Daily Item.
Darlington, March 26 -A terrific
tornado swept across tbe coantry two
miles north of this place - yesterday
afternoon abont 5:30 o'clock.
A great deal of damage was done,
houses and fences being biown away
The residence of Mr George Mc
Cown was blown down Mrs MeCown
was killed and Mr McCown and one of
his granddaughters serious'? inj a red
Oo a neighboring place a negro was
killed.
FROM THE WIRES.
Tien Tsin, March 24 -Thc Ret j
Stonehouse of the London missionary
society bas been murdered by brigands
14 miles east of Tien Tsin.
Cape Town, March 24 -The baboo
io plague continues to spread here.
There is an average of six freeh oases
officially reported tfaily. Mest ot the
victims are colored persons.
Madrid, March 24.-Dispatches from
Lisbon say that a cabinet conceit has
closed the chapel of the sisters and
withdrawn tho saoetioo of the statutes
from the asssrtioas of Mozambique mis
siouaries aod that the Church of 8*
Franois aad St Paul bas become state
property and a Jesuit house bas beea
closed.
Berlin,March 24 -A dispatch to The
Lokal Anzeiger from Stuttgart an
oouoees tbat Baron Schott von Shot
teostein, the Wurtemburg premier,
whose sudden withdrawal from the
cabinet owing to his being implicated
in a pending trial, created sensation,
bas committed suicide at U m
Mrs Nation is now editiog a paper
called "The Smasher's Mail." Her
publisher is Niok Chiles, colored, form
erly of Greenville, S. C We remem?
ber him as a very prompt, reliable, and
courteous newsboy -Christian Advo?
cate.
The passing of Gen Harrison re
moves from earth the mest ultra Amer
ioao president the oocntry bas had since
Lincoln. The sturdy stock of old Tip
pecanoe was so firmly engraved in bis
oacore that no act of bis would admit
of the word imperialism io connection
with it, even in jest.-Anderson Bulle?
tin (Iud).
mm ??-?-'--o> -
Reflection of a Bachelor.
A really good girl ?9 the last one cf
them ali to be shocked.
About all a maa ge.s io this life are
the things be doesn't want and the
thiogs he takes
The best way for a man not to have
any big failings is for bim to have a lot
of little ooes.
There is something fundamentally
wrong with a woman who bas no u?e
for a man that emokes.
The bigger the place a man has tn a
woman's heart the lees abio he ts to
turn around in it
A woman bas the advantage over a
mao ; when she laughs when she oogbt
to have acted wheo she can
always claim il was hysterics -New
Pork Press.
TEACHING A YOUNG LARK.
Bow Its Mother C?achet It to Hop
Afeo vt am? Fly.
J. H. Barrie, the noted Seottish atory
writer, In Scribner's Magazine told
bow a young lark got its first lesson.
A baby lark had got out of its cost
sideways, a fall of a foot only, ont a
dreadful drop for a baby.
"You caa get back this way," Its
mother said, and showed St the way.
But when the baby tried to leap it fell
on ita back. Thea the mother marked
out linea on the ground on which it
waa to practice hopping, and it got
along beautifully so long as the mother
was there every moment to say, "How
wonderfully you hopi"
"Now teach me to hop up," said tho
little lark, meaning that it wanted to
fly, and tho mother tried to do lt in
vain. Sha could soar up. up, very
bravely, but she could sot explain bow
sae did it
"Wait til! tho SUB oomoo ont after
the rain," she said, half remembering.
"What io sun? What ta rain?" tho
little bird asked. "If ycu cannot toacb
me to fly. teach me to sing."
"Whoa the aua comos out after rain,"
the mothor replied? "than yon will
know how to sing."
The raia came aad glued the little
bird's winga together.
"I shall novar bo abio to fly or sing,"
it wailed.
Then of a sudden it began to blink
ita eyes, for a glorious light had spread
over the world, catching every leaf
and twig and blade of grass in tears
and putting a smile in every tear. The
baby bird's breast swelled, it did not
know why: it fluttered from the
grouud. it did not know why.
"The sun has come out after tho ;
rain!" lt trilled. "Thank you. sun!
Thank you! Thank you! Oh. mother. |
did you hear mc? I can sing."
Then it floated up. up. calling.
"Thank you. thank you. thank you!"
to tlie sun. "Ob. mother, do you
see me? I am flying r*
Way He Growled.
IIoax-T paw you at the thenter last
night. You were in the deg seat.
Joax-Sir, what do you mean?
Hoax-Weren't you sitting in K-0?
-Philadelphia Record. i
THE BURGLAR'S BIBLE.
He Said That He Would &*t It Bacls
Aeain, and He Did.
Senator John C. Spooner of Wiscon?
sin when a young mun was attorney
for two men charged with stealing.
There had been taken from the men a
well worn Bible and a small drawer.
On the fly leaf of the Bible was the in?
scription, "To My Darling Boy, From
Mother."
The trial was held the next day, and
the future senator made a brilliant
speech to the jury. Ile exhibited the
Bible and pointed to the inscription,
and without leaving their seats the
jury returned a verdict of "Not guilty."
After the trial the young men gare
tlie lawyer ?50.
'.Boys," said Mr. Spooner as they
were about to separate, "1 am curious
to know why you carry that Bible and
the empty drawer." Then the senator
listened with astonishment to the his?
tory of his clients.
"We are professional safe blowers
and haye been for fire years. This Bi?
ble has a double corer and opens like
'this" (here the self confessed criminal
pressed a hidden spring in the thick
cover and disclosed a hollow ia which
'?here lay two steel file a and a small
saw), "and this old drawer has a secret
bottom, where we keep cur tools."
The future senator confiscated tbe
Bible and the drawer.
One of the thieves al outed angrily,
"Well get those things back yet, yon
mark my words!"
Several years p&ssed, and then the
incident wa? brought back to Hr.
?pooner'e recollection ia the following
manner: One evening he and his family
attended an entertainment, and no one
was left at the lieuse. When they re?
turned at a late hour, ti ey found that
the house had been entered by bur?
glars and ransacked, but that nothing
apparently was missing. The next
day's mail brought a letter which readr
Dear Sr-Please excuse the wey we cam? m
last sight, bet the door iras locked. We never
did think J ra treated ca square by swiping ear
outfit, and so we came back after it and round
you were not at berne. We alwaya keep ?at
word. Toms truly, JACK AX? JIM.
-Saturday Evening Post '
THE BARGAIN CRAZE.
Men, It Ia Allesed, Are as Mach In?
fected as the Women.
4*This perennial joke about the love
of women for bargains wearies me,"
said a bright business woman the other
day. "With most presumptuous supe
riority men charge our sex with an ex?
travagant zeal for bargains, but I see
enough of business men tr a- 'ure me
that they are just as eager as women
are to get an article at a few cents less
than the usual price.
"Mr. A- is generally extravagant
in his personal expenditures, but he is
keen after bargains. The other day he
came into our office wearing an air of
great satisfaction, and his jubilation
had no other foundation than the dis?
covery of a street stand where 'sec
ends' in lead pencils were sold at 2
cents each.
" 'If you know a good pencil when
you see it,' he explained, 'you can rum?
mage in the pile and pick out 5 and 10
cent pencils at 2 cents , each or three
for 5.
" 'And that reminds me of another
bargain. You know the 10 cent cigars
I smoke? Well, there is a little shop
down near the ferry where you can
get them four for a quarter. I just
heard of the place and ran down there
at lunchtime and filled my pockets.
Great bargain.'
"And would you believe it that man,
whose transactions run into the mil?
lions, went on telling my employer of
bargains in clothes, stationery, etc.*
and Mr. B-stopped in the midst of
Ids estimates cn a big contract to note
addresses and to tell Mr. A-of bar?
gains he had discovered in neckwear
and shoes and household supplies.
"Yet women are said to monopolize
the bargain hunting disease,"-New
York Press.
A Good Menaary.
A bad memory in most caaes might
be more properly described as one rust?
ing from sheer want of use. The fact
is our brain cells are always "ready te
oblige," but we do not give them suffi?
cient encouragement la their weH
meant efforts. Naturally the individ?
ual may cultivate a memory for cer?
tain details more readily than for oth?
ers, but the general basis of all recol?
lective acts is the same, and there is no
department of human mental activity
in which the motto that "practice
makes perfect" holds more truly than
lu the science of mnemonics. The
view may be expressed, indeed, that
we never forget anything presented to
our brain cells. WbeB we say we have
forgotten, we really mean that we can?
not find the mental photographic nega?
tive whence we can print off a positive
reproduction.-London Chronicle.
Fro sa aa Aataor's Notebook.
The following is an extract from the
diary of an impecunious author: "Ros?
at r> and had a sonnet and a glass of
cold water for breakfast. I retired ear?
ly in the evening without supper, as 1
feared the neighbors would be annoyed
by the rattling of the knives aud
forks.."-Atlanta Constitution.
A Blind Sale.
An exchange tells of a novel plan
adopted by au English hostess to se
?.ure funds for a charity in which she
was interested. She gave a dance, in?
troducing in thc cotillon an auction
figure. In This the favors were for sale.
A table was spread with their., from
which selections were made. After
the choice the purchaser found Ihe
price affixed on the revers?? side. This
might he a penny or a pound, tho limit
of cost, and was set without any regard
to the apparent value of thc article to
which it was attached. The most tri?
fling ar!ich* perhaps had the topmost
mark, and vice versa, making choice so
far as price was concerned pure
chance.