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Dewey as Independent
Would Help Bryan.
General News and Political
Gossip in Washington.
Washington, April 9 -If those
resposible for Admiral Dewey's an
nouncement of bis candidacy for the
presidential nomination have the re
motest idea that he can get the
democratic nomination away from
Gol Bryan, they have another guess
coming to them. There is not a
.democrat in either branch of con?
gress, io sympathy whith the Chicago
platform, who does not regard Col
Bryan's nomination as already made,
and tbe Kansas City convention as a
national meeting that will be held to
ratify that Domination Admiral
Dewey says he is a democrat and has
always been one, bot that he has
never cast a vote If he had made
that statement when he first returned
from Manila when his friend, Senator
Proctor, of Vermont, was repeatedly
declaring that he was a republican,
it would have carried more weight.
Bot, anyway, democrats who do not
vote are not the the sort of democrats
who help the party to win elections
or who deserve office from the party
If Admiral Dewey becomes an iode
pendeut candidate for president, be
will render material aid towards the
election of Col Bryan, as he would
probably get votes which won id otb
erwise go to McKinley.
If every democratic member of the
noose will occupy his seat and vote
Against the Porto Rico bili, thu
iniquitous measure can be defeated
when it is taken up this week. The
republican caucus has decUred in
favor of passing the bil) just as it
came from the senate, but there are
quite a number of republicans who
say they will not vote for the bil!
and a few who will actually vpte
against it, and it is practically certain
that owing to absentees, a vote
against the bill equal to the full
democratic membership of the house,
wii! defeat it Both sides are work
ing hard to get their absentees in
Washington in time to vote Bad as
the tariff clause is in principle, the
section of the bill providing a civil
government for Porto Rico is even
worse Under it. the real govern?
ment of the island can be put into
the hands of carpet baggers, and that
auch a government would be pro
ductive of scandals was iuliy shown
by the experience during the recon?
struction period in southern states
The distinguished audience which
heard Hon Webster Davis' first
iectore on the war in South Africa
indicates that those who claim that a
majority of our people sympathize
with the Boers are right Tbe lee
tare, which abounds with arguments
showing why we should sympathize
with tbe two republics which are
struggling for their lives against one
of the wor d's greatest empires, was
applauded from start to finish. Mr
Davis is receiving invitations to
speak in behalf of the Boers from
cvety section of the country
Hearings of the Clark case have
been closed and the senate commit
tee on elections is considering the
evidence and the argumeuts of coun?
sel An adverse report is iooked
for from the committee, but it is
generally expected that the voto of
the senate will be in favor of Senator
Clark. It would require a two-thirds
vote to unseat bim.
It is regarded as signifie?nt of
coming change in the administration's
Philippine policy that the official
announcement is made that Gen Otis
will start for the United States at
about the time the new Philippine
commission arrives at Manila
It is well known that there was
much clashing between Otis and tbe
old commission although be was a
member of that body, as was Dewey I
The administration does not intend
that a decision from the supreme
court shall be had on the question of j
the constitution following the fl^g
before the presidential election if it
can possibly prevent it This bas
been shown by the action of Secre?
tary Gage in ordering that a contract
laborer, brought from Porto Rico to
New York, for the express purpose
of making a test case, be allowed
to land Representative McClellan,
of New York, has offered a r?solu !
tion in the boose, calling opon Sec j
retary Gage for the correspondence
in this case, and Senator Jones, of'i
Arkansas, offered a similar r?solu
tion in tbe senate, which was at
once adopted How this action on
the part of Secretary Gage strikes
the democrat? and populists in con j
gress may be judged from toe fol I
lowing expressions of opinion : Sen i
ator Tillman- *I don't blame the
republicans for trying to dodge the
issue, for they must realize that the
decision of the courts will be against
them. If I had my may I would force
the administration to take cognizance
of the question, by going to Porto
Rico and securing a ship load ol
contract laborers and bringing them
to the United Mates A tremendous
howl would go up from organized
labor, which wouid compel the ad
ministration to submit to a test of the
law." Senator Taliafe ro-"The ad
ministration seems anxious that tbe
Porto Rican question should remain
suspended in midair until after the
presidential election " Senator Bat- j
1er, chairman of the populist national j
committee-"There is no doubt ic
my mind tkat the republican party is
afraid to have the matter tested in
the courts prior to the presidential
election " Representative Suizer, of
New York-"They are afraid to make
the issue "
-na -<>?- mi
I There is to be a Wiener Cam?
paign in South Africa
London, April 10 5 a m -Britons
are cow beginning: through reluctant
ly, to realize that Lord Roberts is in
for a winter campaign lasting several
months This is the end, in a few
words, of the high hopes based upon
Lord Roberts' brilliant dash to Kim
! berly and Bloemfontein
Preparations are being made to
hold Bloemfontein against surprises
L'^rd Kitchener has been given an
important duty, being responsible for
the protection of the railway., while
Lord Roberts is waiting for re mounts
and winter clothing for toe troops,
whose thin cotton khaki uniforms and
boots are worn out
Gen Brabant and Gen Gatacre are
both at a standstill Lord Roberts
wiil probably for some time confine
bis operations to clearing the Free
State behind bim of raiders and to
relieving Mafeking, for which pur
pose apparently the eighth division,
now arriving at Cape Town, has been
ordered to Kimberley
Lady Sarah Wilson and other Mafe
king correspondents send diaries of
the doings there, showing that the
Boers have tried, by abandoning their
trenches, to lure the besieged out
into a mined ambush Fortunately
the British engineers discovered the
mine cut tt?e wire communication
and unearthed 250 pounds of war
gelatine |
What the chances are for an ad
vance to Pretoria may be judged from
the fact that only from six to ten
thousand horses are on their way to
the Cape and from the further fact
that the military tailoring department
only within the last three weeks be
gan making woolen khaki uniforms
It is said it will take at least two
months to provide 200.000 uniforms.
The Fischer Wolmarans deputation
ba- full power to negotiate for peace,
subject to the raad's sanction.
Lady Roberts will remain at Cape
town. The Duke of Westminster,
the Duke of Marlborough and Lord
Henry Cavendish Bentiuick have
gone to the front
A COMPLEX SITUATION
Loudon. April 9 -The amazing
activity of the Boers southeast and
southwest of Bioefmfontein con
tinues, the Boer commands seemingly
coming and going throughout a wide
region as they piease, but taking
good care not to throw themselves
against strong bodies of the British
The retirement of the Irish Rifles
from Rouxville and Aliwal leaves
Gen Brabant with communication
with the otb^r British officers He
has 2,000 or 3 000 colonials holding
a fine defensive country, but he is
apparently invested so far as London
knows Telegraphed and railroad
c >mmunication wi:h Bloemfontein
are kept up as usual, but nothing
comes through for public conaump
lion L>rd Roberts' last message
as dated April 6th, and the last
unofficial message bore date of April
Tin The sbeence of news as usual
disheartens the people and produces
?n altogether discouraging effect
The last unofficial message notes
that good spirits at Bloemfontein
are continuing and tells of the ar
rival of animals and two fresh
regiments Lord Roberts bas now
15,000 mounted men altogether
In i he Orange Free State the situa
tion is complex, with scanty material
for forming a correct estimate of the
?it nation
CHINA AND THE POWERS
London, April 7 -A special dis?
patch from Shanghai announces that
the American, British, German and
French Ministers have sent a joint
note to the Chinese foreign office, de?
manding the total suppression of the
society of * B~xer*,'' within two
months and announcing that other
wise the powers named will land
troops and march into the interior of
the northern provinces, Shan Tung
and Chi Li, in order to secure safety
of foreigners
According to the same dispatch
the American Italian and French
legations are now provided with
naval guards from the large gather
ings of warships at Taku
Rural Free Delivery.
Washington, April 8 -The rural J
free d*'iivpr7 system of the post office j
depa'tmen' ha? grown to such nropor ;
.ioris that i' has b^en found necessary :
to create rwo new dividions to properly
handle it An order, c-rT-'ctive Mav I, i
signori by the postmaster general today, [
<>srahliehe3 f'?or divisions, the eastern
^ - vision with hear!quarters at New '
V'-rk ; middle dividion, headquarters
Indianapolis comprising Ohio and all j
.^afes we*-t to fMissouri and sorjrb
e-^i at?*rpe down to aod including ;
Louisiana, with E M. Dice in charge ; ;
'he western divi-doo, headquarter*.
Denver, and tho southern division,
ineiudiog eleven southern states, bead
qiarters at Washington, with H. Con
quest Clarke io obarge.
NEAL MUS r BE TRIED
IN COLOMBIA.
Judge Benet Does Not Allow
a Change of Venue.
Columbia April 10 -Tbree prelim
inary motions were yesterday present
ed ia the case of Coi W A Neal,
cbarged with fraudulent intent, but
Judge Benet overruled each, and the
former superintendent of the peniten
tiary now goes on trial represented
by Messrs Julius Boggs and Cole L
Biease, and Col P H Nelson, the
latter having been brought into the
case yesterday afternooo Every
jurer has been put on his voir dire,
and ll members of the jury
all good men-have been secured so
far
When the case was first called up
yesterday the motion for a change ot
venue was made and argued at
Ieogth.Judge Benet fioally overruling
it In tbe afternoon Col Neal made
an effort io quash the venire of jurors
for this term ; the matter was strong
ly presented, but Judge Benet failed
to see the force of the argument and
this motion was also refused The
counsel for the defense then pleaded
for further delay in that their wit?
nesses were not here Judge Benet
said that a week's notice had been
given This led up to still another
preliminary motion-a motion to
quash the indictment because it was
defective This, too, was overruled,
and the trial was entered upon
Col Neal was placed in the dock
and entered a plea of "not guilty.'T
The jurors were then put on their
voir dire as called up and wheo ll
had been accented, it was found that
the panel bad been exhausted, and
an extra venire of seven was ordered
drawn, the seven reporting at 10
o'clock this morning.
The first of the cases against Col
Neal, former superintendent of the
penitentiary, that for breach of trust
with fraudulent intent and grand
larceny in the Fowler drnft matter,
was tried yesterday, and just before
6 o'clock the jury took the case and
retired to deliberate All day the
court room was filled with a mixed
audience, all listening attentively to
the evidence and to the arguments.
The triai consumed much less time
than was expected The defense
after the State had rested its ease
concluded that the testimony pre
sented by the State's witne6sess was
of 6uch a character that it was use
iess to put up any witnesses though
they were present, and the argument
began without a single witness be?
ing put ou the stand by Col Neal's
! counsel
The verdict was an acquittal.
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Ea?ter Novelties.
A rush basket, the handles tied with
Dresden ribbon, has a tiny duckling
peeping out from the nest on top of the
covers. These little chicks and duck?
lings once walked the earth, though
they did not tarry long on it, and are
not the manufactured imitations of In?
fantile grace in the fowl line which so
largely answer the demand at this
season. Nothing inore cunning can be
imagined than two of these little balls
of yellow fluffiness snuggled up in a
nest. The knowledge, too. that under
it is a satin lined box full of candy !
helps to make it the more convincing, j
All these things are imitated, and
most successfully, in candy and ices,
so that the wboic set out-hen. nest,
chicks and all-can be eaten. One of
the prettiest desserts to order for an
Easter dinner or luncheon would be a !
broken sugar egg, decorated with sugar
butterflies and filled with cither icc
cream chicks or ice cream eggs-just
as you please anil in as many differ?
ent colors as you like; or a nest of
spun sugar, filled with ice cream eggs,
upon which a sugar hen sits, or with
some of the eggs broken and a chick
ready to step out and a sugar rooster I
standing by to give sweet encourage
ment Little novelties In the way of j
sorbet cups, a broken egg moulted on
wheels and drawn by a rooster, silver |
eggs on a leaf or little stands would
make pretty bonbonni?re? and lunch- :
eon favors.-Seleetod.
Ru skin*** Collar?.
A prophet indeed has no honor in his j
own country. An English gentleman J
who had gone to Brantwood on an out?
ing tour; finding himself in need of ;
books in order to beguile :i heavy hour
or two, stepped into a bookstore of
Ruskin's village and asked the lady at- j
tendant if she had any of the thinker's
books. "Yes." si:*.' replied. '-There ?
were some, but they were nut often ?
asked for."
[laving obtained the bool: he desired,
he asked lier what, she thought ol' the
great critic and teacher. Her ideas ?if
Ruskin's personality were very vague, j
however, and sue excused her igno- !
rance on the ground that the people ?
about there did not seem to trouble j
much about him. As for herself, she
only knew him as "the old gentleman j
who only had a clean collar once a
week." . i
Suggests i hat the Repub
licans Read the liibie.
MIGHT HAVE GOOD EFFECT.
Calm the Troubled Spirits of
Warring Factions.
GEA VE CHARGE BY PARTY ORGAN
Says That Giving Free Trade to Por?
to Rico Would Deprive the G. O. P.
of a Large Contribution to the
Campaign Fund - Democrats Pre?
paring For the Fray-Colonel Hep?
burn In a Sad State of Mind.
[Special Washington Letter.]
I My readers know that I have fre
? quently disclaimed the dubious honor
of being either the legal or spiritual
adviser of the Republicans, but they
i are now so badly torn up the back and
down the front, their minds are so dis?
tracted, their hearts so lacerated and
their animosities toward each other so
? bitter that as a sort of amicus curiae I
make bold to suggest to them an ex?
cerpt from a very old book whose very
existence they appear to have forgot?
ten. The hook is the Bible. The writ?
er of the passage which I commend to
I them was King David. If our Re
j publican friends cannot get together
on the Porto Rican matter, perhaps
I they can rally round the One Hun?
dred and Thirty-third Psalm, which
runs in this wise: "Behold how good it
is for brethren to dwell together in uni?
ty!*' Senators Gallinger and Penrod
when they next give each other the Ira
and have a notion to punch each oth?
er's head, shouid think of that and cool
off; likewise General Grant and Mr.
Ray of New York when the former lets
his angry passions rise because he is.
accused on the floor of the house by
the New Yorker of engineering a steal.
But the psalmist continues, "It is
like the precious ointment upon the
head, that ran down upon the beard,
even Aaron's beard; that went down
to the skirts of his garments."
I know that the Republicans are very
slow in turning their minds to religious
matters, but they may console them?
selves with the history of the laborer
who got to work in the vineyard at the
eleventh hour, provided they know
where to find that parable. There ls a
chance that they may be forgiven if
they will let up in their devilment even
now.
Pride goes before a fall. In January
they were so arrogant that they bra?
zened out everything, however shame?
ful, even the G a ge-Hepburn corre?
spondence, which is a disgrace to ev?
erybody concerned. To every charge
they answered by quoting in effect
Boss Tweed's famous query, "What
are you going to do about it?" Now
they are wrangling, the air is full of
criminations and recriminations, innu?
merable conferences are held, senators
threateu representatives, representa?
tives retaliate on senators, and they ali
appear to be going to what Mr. Manta
lini euphemistically denominated "the
demnition bowwows." quarreling, curs?
ing, caterwauling.
Sets Them Howling.
The latest thing to set them howling
ls an article in the Washington Star, a
great Republican newspaper, which
runs in this fashion:
'.The ac: ion of thc Iowa legislature cannot af?
fect the situation in congress. The deal has been
made. It is a matter of money for the campaign,
and the tariff measure will be carried through."
This statement was made by a Republican mem?
ber of the house who supported the bill in the
house by his vote.
"You may as well set it down that the deal
will be carried out," he added. "The canyin?
out of the recommendation of the president for
free trade wit li Pono Rico would have deprived
the party of a very considerable contribution.
The adoption of the reverse policy insures a very
large contribution. The possible unpopularity of
the Porto Rican tariff was balanced against the
certainty of money to use in the campaign, and
the decision was in favor of the campaign con?
tribution. It was not expected that the storm of
protest would be as strong as it is, but it is now
too late for a change."
The Washington Post, independent,
goldbuggish. high tariff, pronounces
the above quoted article to be "remark?
able, not to say astounding."
Ponto Rico Sacrificed.
Then The Post quotes the article
itself and adds this commentary,
which I advise all my readers to lay
away for future use and reference:
It is quite unnecessary to say to our local read?
ers that The livening Star is not a yellow jour?
nal or a sensation monger or an irresponsible
purveyor of scandal and excitement. If The Star
declares-as it does in this instance-that a mem?
ber of congress has made the statement above
quoted, it is perfectly safe to assume that it
speaks the truth. The Star has everything to lose
and nothing to gain hy disseminating falsehood
j and we may add, upon our own motion, that The
Star does not bear the reputation of reckless or
I unsupported statement. We feel that we are
j warranted, therefore, in assuming that our es
i teemed contemporary speaks with knowledge and
I conviction when it quotes-if anonymously-a
j member of the house as declaring that the Porto
Rico tari;! bu", has been inspired by the detest?
able and base purposes cf a campaign fund. To
say that is to say that the Republican party ia
using the administration and the congress as the
footpad exploits the defenseless waverer-for
mere plunder in tt:e form of cash!
We have frequently wondered, and as frequently
asked, what there is behind all this astonishing j
determination ir. congress to afflict Porto Rico
: willi :! tariff. Unable to understand it ourselves,
?ve have appealed t.> the country at large for cn
: lightenment-for even a suggestion, livery con?
sideration <>f honor :ind good faith and justice de?
mands that we shoul? treat Porto Rico as tl.i
president eloquent!} indicated in Iii- message last j
December. Almost without exception the press, |
especially thc Republican and the independent
press, lias supported this demand. And now
come:; Tin? Kvening S??r. as if io answer the al?
most passionate anxiety of tho country, explain?
ing in deliberate terms that the tariff against
Porto Rico !:?> been devised, not for any purpose
ol statesmanship, mt even in mistaken loyalty to
national honor, not evco to establish a precedent
in the public interest, but simply and solely to
placate certain corporations which will contribute
handsomely to A party campaign treasury!
If this be the case, if Porto Rico is to be sac?
rificed to the sordid uses of a political contest; if
these innocent and trustful people who welcomed
'jg with open ?rms and confided their destinies to
the :i...r of a detestable and mean party
gency: ?: ?t be tru.- s!.at the Republican con
backed i>y tlie Republican administration,
erat, iv intends to tm le upon the misery an
h??p.cssncss "f a people who have thrown t
sci ivs up..n our mercy, then we say-and w
iii vi-that the country wi;] make leste ti
nour;' e and io condemn and to rebuke an ir
fco mun.-trous and so indefensible.
Great \Va?:sini? of Tonprae?.
Tho foregoing paragraph from
Star, together with the common:
Tho Post, caused a great ruc
among Republicans, ti great lavin;,
gether ol' hoads and a vast waggin
tongues-in whispers. Their cu.
wore deep if not loud. "Ah. thou
there was hurrying to ami fro/'
consultations hold in hot haste in
cret corners: much talk of an inv<
gation, which has not materialized
which will never materialize, il
Hauua took the bull by the horns
swore roundly that the whole tale
several different sorts of a lie. Wh
upon The Star reaffirmed the trutl
the interview and boldly stated i
the reporter who wrote it was a r<
table gentleman who stood ready
make affidavit to the correctness
the same. Mark in his interview ?
all the gabble about the Porto Ki
tariff was nonsense, idiocy, rot,
He said something offensive about
Indianapolis Journal, Republican
gan of Indiana, whereupon Hon. J
C. New. its proprietor, who wa;
statesman of international reputal
before the Cleveland boss impin
upon the public view, without any
cumlocution whatever, said, "H
Hanna is an infernal old liar." Tba
sad, awful, hair raising, stupefying,
explicable-sad to hear one Republi?
cursing another openly and abc
board; awful because it is proba
true; hair raising by reason of
audacity displayed; inexplicable
cause he put in the adjective "ol
Whether that time honored word 3
any peculiar significance in that c
nection I do not know.
Another straw which shows wh
way the wind is blowing is the spl
did reception tendered Judge Crt;
packer of Indiana recently at
Hoosier home by his fellow citiz<
without regard to political affiliate
for his vote against the Porto Ric
tariff bill. The judge was the hero
the hour, and they are talking of ele
ing him governor to show their fe
lngs and as a rebuke to the rest of 1
Indiana delegation. Hon. James Ta
ney, Republican whip on the Republ
an side of the house, has been missi
for some days from his usual haun
It is whispered around that Jeems
at home in Minnesota endeavoring
whip his recalcitrant constituents ii
line. Whether he will succeed as w
with them as he did in whipping
Republican representatives to stulti
themselves remains to be seen.
The news from Minnesota is th
Governor Lind has consented to r
for governor again and that the fusi
forces have high hopes of sweepi:
the state this fall as Old Harper
Kentucky used to run his horses
"from eend to eend."
Democrats Get to Work.
Democrats are waking up and gil
ing up their loins everywhere. Kv?
in Rhode Island they are making
brave hand to hand light. They mi
not win. for all the powers of hood!
corruption and coercion are combim
against tiiem. but even the fact th;
they have hope enough to light
"Little Rhody" should give Democra
everywhere hetirts of oak. If th<
should wiu ont, the jig would be i
with William McKinley. Indeed,
great Republican newspaper iu Phil;
delphia is advocating the side trackir
of McKinley and the nomination (
Thomas Bracken Reed as the onl
possible way of saving the party froi
defeat and disaster. No wonder tbi
all these things make the Republicar
irritable-so irritable that Rep?blica
members who hitherto have pride
thc^mselves ou their Chesterfieldia
manners are now as cross as tw
sticks or as a sore headed bear. On
Illinois Republican of high degree
not of the house-confided to a frien
not many days ago that he would nc
be surprised to see Illinois go Demc
eratic by 100,000 majority by reaso:
of the Cullom-Tanner fight and othe
things too tedious to mention.
Here is a nice campaign document:
SOXC OF THE TRUSTS.
Mark Hanna, 'tis in thee,
Strangler ci liberty,
In thee we trust!
Helj) us to swell our chests,
Not our unmanly breasts.
Till in our coffers rests
The nation's "dust."
Oh, Mark, to thee we fly,
Viceroy of the most hi?h
Mammon, our king:!
Help us to win with wrong:;
Oh, thou, our sins prolong.
And t hov: shalt hear our sonf
In triumph ring:
Our bonded country, thee.
Sold into slavery,
Hiv wealth we love.
We love thy "rocks" and tills,
We take thy coin and bills,
And then lo cure thy i ?ls
The iiuecr we shove.
We make thy people toil,
Slave to enrich our spoii,
With hunger faint.
Long may thy land be blight
Hy greed's unholy fight
Trot ci t us by thy might,
Great Mark, our saint!
-Dante Barton.
To show still further in what a heav?
enly frame of mind Republicans are
toward each other I quote the follow?
ing poem fi om the Portland Oregonian,
a thick timi thin Republican organ:
MU. FACING EVERYWniCIlWAY.
We've been hoetin you. McKinley, but we don't
know where you -ir:
When we clap our fingers on you. why, we find
you're never there.
When wo hunted :!;rou;:h the tariff, in the place
you'd ousb.t to bo.
Why, you wasn't round there nowhere, least a?
far ni wo could see.
In this Porto Rico thingumbob we thought we'd
find you so.re;
When wo got there you'd been trekkin, like the
smooth arni wily Hoer;
So we asked the poid supporters if they thought
we'd lind you there.
And they said they guessed so, some place, bu;
tliey didn't just km>w where.
Alger said lie hadn't seen you. and he shod i
bitter tear
When he said you'd gone and left him. lik<* ?.
sinkin ship last year.
When we viTTtl-?*""T?anna, v.lio was "busy
couriin peif,
Why, he said he couldn't tell U3, fer he dide'i
know liisseiL
So we've yist k-.p* on a-!iur,tin till we're r.-:-arly
petered out.
And, although we thought we had you, now wc
find we're stLl in doubt.
If these lines should ever reach you, arvi you'd
write u* wiii re you Lc,
You'd confer & gooJ sized favor cn your friends,
the G. 0. P.
Colonel Hepburn's Dilemma.
The Hay-Pauucefotc treaty huns?
over house Republicans as a pall and
is interfering with the passage of Colo?
nel Hepburn's Nicaragua canal biiL
which is the apple of the colonel's eye,
for if he can get his bill through and
have the canal dug he thinks, perhaps
not incorrectly, that he will not only be
doing his country a vast service, but
will be laying hold of imperishable re?
nown for Colonel William Peters Hep?
burn. This is a laudable ambition if it
can be realized, but there is the rub,
and the colonel knows it fuH well. He
can see as far into a grindstone as the
next one, and he knows that, the Hay
Pauncefote treaty, unless, witi^rawn
or defeated, will lose, him many votes
for his canal bill, perchance enough to
beat it Consequently the colonel is
not in a beatific frame, of. mind and is
lik'-ly to heat the chilly spring atmos?
phere to a high degree if he is balked
in his ambition. Republicans are ac?
quainted with the colonel's powers and
endurance as a fighter and would be
glad to placate him, but ?be chances
are that the administration is so en?
tangled with Mr. Bu^. that it cannot
recede and will endeavor tp, force the
ratification of the treaty. Ff it does,
there will be music io'tie a?r and lots
of fur and bits of cuticle. "On with
the dance! Let joy be; nuconfined!'7
while Republicans wool, each other.
They can render the country more
service that way than at anything they
have undertaken lately.
I am somewhat it? the dumps myself;
not by reason of any political mishap,
for things political are gelag on swim?
mingly, but because the mournful news
comes that Andrew Carnegie and Hen?
ry Clay Frick have fallen on each oth?
er's neck and made it up: ? was antic?
ipating much undiluted pleasure by
reason of the disclosures which they
would have made in their great law?
suit had it not been smothered a-born
in. They have not only made up, but
have formed a new corporation capi?
talized at $300.000.000. Now, if they
made $42,000,000 annual profit off of
$25,000,000 capital, as Carnegie estimat?
ed lt, it makes one dizzy to contemplate
the profits of the new concern. They
are enacting before our eyes and under
our very noses a scene woich double
discounts the wildest dreams of the al?
chemists.
Louisiana Parchase ?eatenn?al.
The best nonpolitical tiing bruited
in congress now is the world's exposi?
tion at St Louis in 190a to celebrate
the centennial of the Louisiana pur?
chase, the greatest achievement of
finance and statesmanship ever per?
formed by any one man. My friend
Professor T. Berry Smith of Central
college. Missouri, has set forth his
views of the great exposition in the
following verses:
TS DE CITY OB ST. LOUIS IN 1903.
Ole 'oman, listen to rae-now de cbillun's all ia
bed
Jess listen whiles 1 tells yo' wh?t I heah de parson
said.
What he tole us at Je meetin cb ce '?cial board
tonight.
For de parson reads de pupers while he ten's de
gospel light.
Dar's gwine to be circus-3at egzac'Iy ain't de
name
What do parson tole de crcdren, but it means
about the same
Dar's jrwine to be a circus, an he say it's jjwini
to bc
in de city ob St. Louis in 1903.
'Twill be de bigges' circus dat de worl' has eber
hid,
An it's gwine to be a circus whar dar won't be
nothin bad;
De pasture an his people widou* brcakin ob di
rules
Kin go to soe de circus as well as the animulea.
All sexes ob religion-de gentile an de Jew,
De Baptis', an ?le Mcthodis', an de 'Piscopalian*.
too
All sexes ob religion, he say, was gwine to see
De circus in St. l^ouis in 1903.
Dar's gwine to he percussions, an de ban's an .
gwint to play,
j An de tents will cubbcr acres-dat's what de
parson say
! An when yo' gits yo' ticket-'twill cos* yo' fifty
cents- ,
Dey'll let yo' in for nutbin to go through all den?
tents.
Dar'll be jess scads cf goobers an dc pinkes' lem?
onade, *
Dar'll be fried pies an do'nuts, de bestes' ever
made.
An dey'll let yo' in at mornin to stay all day aa
see
Dat circus in St. Louis in 1903. * t
Ole 'oman, yo' ought to bin- J2r to heard him
'spaciate
About his country's glory, on pro7idenee ?n fate;
Ile say de Lord was in it when JefT'ecn tock de
chance
To purchase Loczzannie from Donypart ob France.
An dat dc Lord intended from far creation's birth
To maniitst his glory to all do tribes ob yearth
In de Miss'ssippi valley-de time an piace to be
In de city ob .St. Louis in 1903.
To help de Lord to show us de glory dat awaits
De parson say dc congress ob these United States
Would gib live million do??ahs to help de cause
along.
An den. de whiles de choir was singin ob a song.
De states an corporations would march up to dc
table
An plank dc-'se money down ss much as de' ?3
able;
No doubt ct all about it-dat circus gwine to be
In de city ob St. Louis in 1003.
Ole 'oman, we mus' soe it. we sho'Iy can't aSbrd
To miss dis chance ob secin de glory ob de Lord;
Although we's bin good Mcthodis*, wc might
backslide and fall
AT not git into heaven to see de Loni at all.
Ss we mus' take de chances dis side de pearly
gatos
De parson say de railroads will gib e.\cur/.ioa
rates
An ye' an me, ole "oman, mus' sho'Jy go to see ?
Dat circus in St. Louis in 1903.
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