The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, April 04, 1900, Image 6
J Temple Graves Predicts
Defeat of the Republicans.
A Ringing Review of tbe Sit
nation Which Characterizes
the President's Party as
? "SF.BF TO THK TRU978,"
Aad Hann? at the "Incarnate Spir?
it of Arrogant and Unscrupu?
lous Politics '*
Rochester, N Y . March 25 ? In
the midst of much that justifies pes
stmism tn foreoasl it la as refreshing
as a west wind this protest of the
whole country sgsinst the treatment
?f Porto Rico.
1 have oeeer seen anything ti.
equal the scope of tbe protest or the
extent of the revolution it has
wrought io public sentiment
For these four years gone, and op
to six weeks ago, to mention the
easae of Mr McKinley In a poblio
eediecoe in tbe Northern or Middle
Htetee fM to oreate a whirlwind
Now il means silence?absolute
silence ev ry where?broken only by
tie lonesome clatter of some blind
sad expectant patisao who tees notb
lag bat tbe office be bopee to get
Fron a prood and happy position
ea a popular idol ibe preaident baa
fallen, for a time at leaet into deeoe
toda aad distrost Bryao baa risen
ae bigh ae bia rite) baa falleo deep,
aad discounts the president to tbe
favor of every popular aadieooe that
1 beve eeeo from M iaoeeota to Rhode
Waea tbe State of Iowa, which, io
tbe asemory of living men, baa oever
waea anything bat radically Repobli
aaa aad baa for seven yeara followed
tae fortouea of McKinley with a
devotion that waa almost blind aod
servile?when Iowa boldly riaea up
Ja the might of a strong conviction
eel expresses, tbroogh ber legisla
tare, a free trade reeolotioo that ooo
taius ao almost paaeionate rebuke to
the Porto Rieao ioqoity of ito party,
it ia irdeed a matter of amaz ment
aad alarm
Bat wheo a ooafereooe of oortbern
Methodist ministers?the most fanati
aal partieane that tbe preaident baa
ia tbe country?boldiag eeeaioo lo
tae Stale of Pennsylvania, with ita
JSC,000 Republican majority, delib
eraiely aad repeatedly bieaee the
wams of McKinley, it ie time to look
far the falliog of tbe atara or tbe
ooltapas of tbe Republican parly m
Il may be that "the goda do not
desiga to destroy" tbe Repnblicaq
party, bet Ibay have oertaioly com
pleted tbe preliminsry of "making it
With tbe siogle exception of three
eoloassl trosts, the whole greeo
eoontry, from Colorado to Maine, ia
ep io arma sgsinst this Porto Kioan
iofamy Men who have been life
loeg friends of tbe president like
Kohlsatt, of Chicago, aod a score of
ethers in journalism and poblio life,
have openly proteated against the
recent aolion
Senator Beveridge of Indiana
yoong eloquent, outrammelied aod
??nest baa been with difficulty, per
aaaded from msking an impsosioned
smooch ia favor of justice to the little
ietaod 1 wish with all my heart be
aad been lei alooe. Be had here the
opportunity which Qsrfield bad in
tho national convention which made
aim president, aod a ringing protest
from the young Repeblioao agaiust
tbe drift of bia party to aerfdom to
Ibe troeta woold have thrilled the
eoeotry aod made the speaker im
One of the most significant atraws
ia Ibe whirling tempest ia tbe ease
aod greoe with which the Demooreta
here Io northern and western New
York have reverted loog standing
majorities in municipal, tbe county
election*, and swept the field clear
for November
All this ia si oply glorioos to me?
lb s evidence of s sentiment Ihst is
bigber than party and better than
partiaanahip, the iuherent love of the
people for whst is right and just sod
boneet and homane
I Ibiok tbe hop' of the country
reels io just such a spirit ae has
moved this iosorrection 1 believe
ia ohorohes 1 believe io parties just
ae I believe in chorches It is im*
possible to carry principles forward
witboot organiiation and go opera
tion.bot somehow I always tbank God
when 1 see, in a crisis or national
danger, men by the thousands rieing
ep to deolsre the! truth towers moun*
taio high above ?.1 parties, and that,
by comparison, parties are nothing
and our couutty and right?every
thing
Partiea at > reat;ng very lighty
oo tbe great bndy of tbe people
these days, and the organization tint
tbtuks it can command iniquity in the
name of loyalty ia g^ing to realize
tbe real calibre of a great ami noole
people
Of ooorse the plain idea of the
trusts is that their money oao buy
back in November the confidence
their *e!?*hne*e has outraged in
March Ilia the ssme biete! esti?
mate ol the people on which Mark
Hann*, incarnate spirit of arrogant
and onaoropnloos politics ?has pre?
dicated bia whole career
Wksa tbst man fella?a* ho sum.,
will fall?I* dsoma should to >ung in
Ibe skersbss, ard tbs day aboold be
-mads a natteeel holiday. No Agars
tiiOio monstrous aod baneful has
obioured the poliiioal sky in this gene
ration I should blush (or my country
if I permitted myself to believo tbat
tbe money of ibe trusts could bay
sootlnr eodorsemeot of tLis man at tbe
ballot boi.
Io spite of all ibis fatal error, I am
oot wtlltog to believe e?il things of the
president. I oordially like tbe man
I tbiok be is misled aid mistaken, but
not untrue He has done too muob
that is good and kind and wise and
oooeervative to be eondemood for a
single sin. His original impulses and
bis original judgment are nearly always
right It la evident to any observant
mao that tbe evil forces wbioh, buidiog
the strong and noble oord or bis grati
tude for servioos past requittal, have
acquired a leadership io bis admioietra
tion. are leading and misleading bim
here. He baa been made to believe
tbat tbe great issue on wbiob be has
fought and won bis political oarser is
vitally at stake io tbis matter, and that
to let go oow ia to imperil tbe struoture
that is woven with his oooviotions?
itb his fame and bis position He
has been persuaded tbat to weakeo in
the front of thia e Ism or is to invite
destruction, and tbat hs must go
forward resolutely and retraoe bis steps
afteward by another way
I will risk my whole judgment on
the propbeoy that be will spare no
effort io the future to redeem the
mjoatiee of the prescot I believe
'his and I believe still in the high
eharaeter and good purpose of tbe
president, aod I believe, most of all,
that, while tbis incident is fresh, tbe
friends who really love William
McKinley and are eloee enough to
reaeb him should take hold of bim.
and eveo on Ibe boms of tbe altar,
divoree? bim by a surgical operatioo
from the throned iniquity oalled Hanne,
who baa shadowed bis administration
40d debilitated bis piaoe in history.
I tbiok tbe reoent atir has done more
to weakeo ibe eaoae of expansion thao
any other thing tbat has been said or
done agaiost it
I am an etpaosiooisl myself?an oot
sod ooi. sis days io tbe week, material,
commercial, seotimeoial, missionary,
Presbyteriao eipaosionist, but I am oot
oow and never will be ao imperialist,
and Porto Rho makes an "example
?uffioiently horrible*1 to turn the
onooiry from the idea of oommittiog
tbe real policy of eipaosieo to bsnds
aa ruthless aod unjust m those wbiob
art driving tbe president and ooogrese
at tbe present time.
I do oot eee bow publio opioioo can
rtaot?if it done reaet?io time to eave
tbe repoblieao party
It seems to me that all aloog tbe line
the skiee are brighteoiog for tbe eause
tbat Bryan will lead to viotory io No
vembor
Tbe isaoee wbieb be repreeeote are
eo far above parly, or spoils, or mooey.
or expeusion, tbat no troe man can
beeitete where to etaod and where to
fight
I aaid it ten mooths ago, and I say
it now. that ibe issue of tbis nresi
deotial year is a death grapple, fatefol
? od final, between bo old fashioned
' power of the people" and tbe throned
and bloated iosolenoe of tbe oolosssl
trusts
It ie a orisis io wbioh meo should go
from their koees to the ballot box. and,
if need be, from the ballot box to be
battlefield
John Temple Qravea.
IN8ANE SOLDIERS
Manila, April 1 ?The U S trans?
port Rbermon nailed today with o
b*tuliou of tbe Fourteenth infantry,
Capto Richard T Yeatman, Armand
Lesseigne aod Wm S Biddle, Liente
Robert Field nod Olieve, 175 military
prisoners and 25 insane men.
San Francisco, April 1 ?The
traoaport Sheridan arrived from Ms
nila today 8he reported typhoid
fever aboard and wae plaoed io quar
antin?, where ehe will probably ru
main for eeveral dayo Tbe Sheridan
brought from Manila 110 army pria
oners, 86 sick, 11 im*?ne and 32
discharged eoldiern ; 11 navy prison
eta and 14 sick aaiiore.
Tbe eteamer China, which arrived
from Hong Kong last night, wae also
quarantined. : he reported the death
of one of her Chinese paseengere and
the sickness of another aboard Tbe
?hip's doctor had not determined tbe
nature of the disease.
Rook Hill, March 31 ?Mr Juo C.
Harrington who wae attracted to this
city through tbe agency of tbe Com
merciai dub will leave Monday for
tbe north for the purpose of closing
up ibe deal by which Rock Hill will
gain a new industry?a towel fao
toiy Mr Harrington haa been in
this business all hie life and is a
practical Man The goods which his
mill will make here are known as
uuion towel9, being half cotto.i and
lotlf linen The contract between
Mr Harrington and the Huh calls for
the completion of s $50 000 mill by
Dog 1. 1900 The null If to employ
not lens thau 100 hands ut an itverngc
of f I per day
Botha waw Jouberts Choice.
Pretoria, Eriday, March 80 --Pres
ident Kruger aaid in public today
that the last expressed desire of the
late commandant, Gen Joubert, was
that he should be succeeded as
commandant general by Louie
Botha.
LOST BY THE LEES.
Their Beautiful Estate Which
is Now National Cemetery. |
When General Robert E. Lie, of
Confederate fame, left bis beautiful
mansion at Arlington aod hastened to
Riobmood to assome command of the
troops of bis native state at tbe out?
break of tbe oivil war, he left ooe of
the most beautiful aod picturesque
homes of the many for wbiob tbe south
is noted
The bouse and land have been in
possession of tbe government almost
from (be outbreak of tbe rebellion It
was when Lee resigned hie commission
io the Federal army and hastened to
Riobmood with his family that tbe I
Federal authorities, realising that tbe
war was oo aod tbat the national capi?
tal standing so olose to tbe borders of
ooe of tbe seoediog states, would be a
obief point of attaok by tbe enemy,
determined to gain a point of vantage
by occupying tbe bills tbat border tbe
Potomae on the Virginia shore. Then
snd theie Arlington passed into tbe
I government's bands It was used for
hospital purposes duriog tbe war, and
later, at the suggestion of Quarter?
master General M G. Meigs, made to
Presidsot Lincoln, tbe magnifioent
southern estate was converted into a
military cemetery.
HISTORIC HOME
I Ooe oao see Arlingtoo House from
Washington. It has a history wbiob is
interesting Tbe bouse wss both in
1802 by George Washington Parse
Custis, soo nf John Parke Curtis,
whose widowed mother became Mrs
Martha Washiogtoo, wife of Oeorge
Washington. When Oolooel Custis
died during the Revolutionary war
Washington adopted the two ohildren as
bis owo aod tbeooefortb they were mem?
bers of tbe Washington household at
Mt Vernoo When Washiogtoo died,
however, youog Custis removed to the
Arliogtoo estate. There ho lived like
a southern gentleman, entertaining
friends of prominence and of fame and
enjoying distinotioo because of his elose
relation to tbe famous general who had
adopted him as his sou. It is said
that among tbe distinguished men who
were guests at Arliogtoo was LiFay
ette, who, when he stood in tbe shadows
of the Dorio oolomos tbat form tbe front
portico aod gased as far as the eye
could see, prooounoed tbe scene as one
of the most beautiful he had ever look*
ed opoo. Visitors today to the historic
spot say likewise.
I FAITH IN SUCCESS.
Although the estate was held by the
government from the time it first took
possesatoo at the outbreak of the war,
tbe oatioo bad oo title to it ontil it was
porebassd for the paltry sum of {26,
100, wbeo it was sold for deiioquent
taxes. That was in 1864, before the
end of the war, aod tbe faot that it was
purchased, lying in Virginia as it does,
indicates the deep abiding faith that
Linoolo aod bis followers had for the
Nuooessful outcome of the war, for
otberwieo it is oot possible that tbey
would bave purobaied the site to be
ussd as a national buriai groucd. in
wbioh were tobe interred the remains
of some 16 000 men who died to pre?
vent the land whereio tbe estate lies from
baooming a foreign territory Years
after the war was over, wbeo tbe bitter
feeling tbat it bad engendered had died
out somewhat. Qeorge Washington
Custis Lee, heir to the estate
uoder ibe Costis will, socoess
folly established bis title to tbe proper?
ty aod a generous government adjusted
I a settlement by paying him the sum of
(150.000
REGIMENTS OF HEADSTONES.
I If one were to ask me what the most
impressive feature of tbe national oeroe
tery is. I would st once reply tbat it is
tbe regiments of headstones, all timilar
ly out, bearing tbe name and regiment
of tbe soldier sleeping beneath and
arranged in battalion formatioo as if
wailing for tbe oommaod oo the judg
ment day. Toink of it, thousands
opoo thousands of those headstones
rising only a foot and a half from tbe
ground stand there to mark the grave*
of the fallen men Tbey reaob in all
directions as far as tbe eye oao see
It is a quiet spot., far removed from
the city's roar. No rushing oars or
hurrying feet disturb tbe slumbers of
tbe dead Only tbe towering giant
oaks stand seotioels, sod tbe wind
moans a constant requiem through their
branebes. Tbe deep, sacred issprrsaioo
once reoeivod is deepened a? ooo turns
from the long rows or tombstones and
rntdx the soltmit measure* of Theodore
O Hara's elegy, "Tho Bivouao of the
Dead." Staozns of this Nad poem are
inscribed on brorza tablet*, which are
placed hero and there throughout the
ground".
The mi 111 1 (iiuui'n und roll bus beat
The sind er a Inst tattoo :
So more oo lif* s parade fcliall m/>et
Tint brave pnd Ul!e<i tow.
On f k e'o atsraal s'nplng groood
Thrir siIrnt tents nr* epr?'Hd,
A"d u'orv gaardSi Wita solemn round,
Tbe oifouM* ot tli? (leid.
Nor wrrrk, nor ch?'u'e, nor winter a bligbi.
N r nine's rrmors?'loa? di.oro,
Shtii dim oaa of holy ligbt
Pii i gilds your glortoos losab
? I?.hi n.(mc * no mcho
Manila March 31 ?Tho Chinese
general, Pane, who has boen terror?
izing and devastiug the province of
Panay, has surrendered at Legaspi,
to Brig Gen Kobbe, whu ie bring?
ing bim to Manila.
A British Convoy Captured.
Six Guns and Large Number
of Men and Wagons
Taken.
Bushman Kop, Saturday, Maroh 31
?Tbe British foroe oommaoded by
Col Broadwood, consisting of the
Tenth Hussars, household cavalry, two
horse batteries aod a foroe of mouotcd
infantry uoder Coi Piiober, which had
been garrisoning Thaba N'Chu, was
obliged io cooscqueece of tbe Dear
approaoh of a large foroe of Boers to
leave last night.
Col Broadwood marched to the
BioemfoDteio waterworks, south of the
Modder river where he eooampcd at 4
o'olock this morniog.
At early dawo the camp was shelled
by the eoemy from a poiut nearby
Col Broadwood sent off a ooovoy with
the batteries, while the rest of tbe
foroe remained to act as a rear guard
Tbe convoy arrived at a deep spruit
where tbe Boers were ooocealed aod
the entire body walked iuto ambush
aod were captured together vntb sis
guos.
Tbe loss of life was not great since
most of the British had walked into tbe
trap before a shot was fired.
Gen Colville's division which left
BioemfoDteio early this moroiug ar
rived bere at oouo and he is now
shelliog tbe Boers
London, April 2,4 30 a. m ?Gen
Buller1? anxious inquiry whether
British officers will ever learn the value
of scouting comes baok with enforced
emphasis to tbe British public today on
reoeipt of tbe tidings that a oonvoy
with guos bas walked delioerately ioto
a Boer ambush withio about 20 miles
of Bloemfonteio. Lord Roberts own
report of tbe affair, if yet reoeived by
tho war office, has not been published
and no account of tho affair is available
to tbe publio except tho dispatch from
Bushman Kop Nothing can be said,
therefore, regarding the exaot extent of
the British misfortune.
Evidently Col Broadwood thought it
ocoessary to retreat io haste from Tha
ba N'Cbu as he marched all through
Friday night, apparently followed by a
considerable foroe of the eoemy. The
ooovoy aod guns had to pass through a
deep spruit which the Boers had oocu
pied.
Six of twelve guos. oomprisiog two
batteries, all of tbe wagoos, aod it is
feared many men, fell ioto the hands of
the Boars, whose daring displayed so
oear Bloemfonteio, shows that tbey are
rapidly reooveriog heart after their
reoeot reverses.
Tbe hope is expressed bere that Geo
Golville will recover tbe ooovoy aod
guos but this is hardly likely io suob
a difficult ooustry aod it is probable
that tbe next oews will be tbat, after
a stiff fight, Gen Coiville has extrioated
Col Broadwood from bis difficult posi
tion but failed to retrieve tbo disaster.
Severe criticisms are heard regardiog
the renewal of the old mistake of
underrating the Boers and the absence
of proper precaution. No doubt the
affair will revive Boer hopes aod iospire
oonfideooe among the eoemy at a
critical moment
Great things are expected by the
Boers of tbe new commander in obief,
Gon Botha, who ha9 undo his reputa
tion wholly during tbe prcsont, cam
paign. Foreign officers serving with
tbe Boers have expressed surprise at
his olever tactics
Tbe proof of ooatiouing Boar activity
io the Free State will compel greater
oiroomepeotion od the part of the Brit?
ish aod will probably delay tbe march
of Lord Roberts northward
Detailed aoooonts of tbe fight at |
Karee aiding estimate tho Boer forces
variously from 3 000 to 5,000 men
Brabant's hor<*e occupied Wcpener
last Thursday unopposed
Lord Metbueo has issued the follow
tog notification at Kimberley :
??I have reoeived instructions that if
any disturbance occurs west of the
Vaal liver my foroo is to return and j
punish the rebels immediately "
Greenwood, March 31.?The cele
brated King case is at an end. The
jury was out only about three hours
and brought in a verdict of "guilty,
ith w recommendation to mercy "
This was the fourth trial, and much
interest was taken in the case by the
whole community On the 30th day
of August, 1898, Uerman E King
shot and killed his brother in law,
Taylor W Mabry, at Hodges,
because he said Mabry had j
robbed him of his wife At
throe subsequent trials the jury failed
to agree ou a verdict, but at the
fourth attempt tho above verdict was
rendered Tho plea of monomania
was set up by tho defense
-bbj i i -
Aooordiog to be Dawson N iws
town killers a?u divided info eig >!
ssparste braucht?, a? follows ; F??Ht,
(bone who fio out of town to do t!:c;r j
Shopping and have their job priotit p
dune: seoood, 'hose who are opposed
to improvement ; third, those wbn |
prefer a quiet town t.? one of poeb aoa |
soterprtse ; fourth, those who imsgioe
tin y i ww tho town ; fifth, tboi?o aha
dcrido puolio spirited men; sixth,
th'^e who opposs every motsroent thi.
doss not origioata with them ; seventh
tho*e who oppose evory movement ihm
does not appear to bsovfil them ;
eighth, those who t*oek to injure thf
ortdit or reputation of individual*.
Ladies' Home Journal, Strand. Oosmopoli
tan. H. O. Ustean k Co.
AT THE TEMPLE GATES.
[An Laster solace by Sara W. Small.]
When the night gloom o'er the seal'd tomb of the
Son of Man was rent,
And the sweet sight of the dawn light came
through eastern shadows spent,
When the terror of their error wak'd the madmen
from their sleep
And tlie grieving, but believing, women sought
his grave to weep,
Then were given forth from heaven things we
may not understand, |
For the token seal was broken by an unseen spirit
hand,
And the waiting and the hating soldiers saw the
blaze that shone
From high heaven o'er the riven and rejected
keeping stone!
Then the mystery and majesty of Christ, the
Lord, was shown,
And the living power giving him the whole
world for his throne,
For the Risen One from prison of the grave came
forth a King
O'er the evil and the devil and the death law's
dreadful ating!
And the fearful, coming tearful, saw the Angel.
heard him say,
"He who slept here Is not kept here; he hatn
gone bis sovereign way!"
Sudden, glorious and victorious, came the fullness
of their joy.
And their sadness leaped to gladness that no
doubt could e'er alloy I
So the event of that moment to all people comes
apace
In the stories and the glories of the messages of
grace,
And the 3 early anthem clearly sounds the resur?
rection psalm,
And the yielded soul is shielded in the Christ
life's boly calm!
?Atlanta Constitution.
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THE OLD an
AID THE NEW
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AN EASTER FANTASY t
The Old Suit-How d'ye do, Mr.
Spickenspan ? Let me welcome you to
tbe clothespress.
The New Suit?I'm pleased to meet
you, Mr. Passe! Delightfully cozy
quarters, these. I trust we shall get
on together very nicely.
The Old Suit?Don't worry yourself
about that, dear boy. We shan't get
on together at all.
The New Suit?Why, I hope you?
The Old Suit?There, there, I beg of
you, don't misunderstand me, for 1
rather like your looks. You are right
up to date. But, as I said before, we
shan't get on together.
The New Suit?And why not?
The Old Suit?Simply because our
master can only wear one of us at a
time, don't you see?
The New Suit?Oh! Ha, ha! Deuced
ly clever, doucherkuow! 1 suppose
that is what is called a joke, eh? You
will have to coach me, old chappie, for
as yet I'm a bit unused to the ways
of the world.
The Old Suit?Oh, you'li get on to all
the wrinkles soon enough. It didn't
take me very long to do so. You
wouldn't think it to look at me now.
but 1 was brought home here the day
before last Easter looking like a
dream, and now? ,
The New Suit?And now?
The Old Suit?Now, I've every symp?
tom of a Welsh rabbit nightmare. Look
at these shiny spots on my elbows.
Ah, my boy, if you could realize how
much it cost our master to make these
elbows shine so resplendently! If you
"LOOK AT THESE SHINY SPOTS ON MY EL
BOWS.'
but know how many times lie has said,
"That's good!" as he dragged the cards
toward bim for his deal, rubbing dis?
consolately the while these sleeves
against the green cloth! Excuse these
weeps. Some of my recollections are
very bitter ones.
The New Suit?Come. come, old chap!
Don't take on so! Don*t get to down
in the knees about it!
The Old Suit?80 you have noticed
the drooping expression of my knees,
have you? Ah, hut the causes which
led to their downfall were happier
ones! Yes, my hoy. the happiest mo?
ment! <'?' my life were moment! my
master spent upon his knee! ami mine!
1 can hear him yet "Ah. fairest crea?
tion of sweetest loveliness, my heart,
my fortune ami my future are all yours
?yours! Will you be mine?" And ?
can see her turn the Incandescent light
of her beautiful eyes full upon hlra as
she replied, "Take me, Cholly!" Oh. it
is a glorious memory, shrouded though
it may be by the fact that she eloped
tue touowtug week with a shoe d ruin
Dier and never sent back the ring.
The New Suit -But surely you don't
despair*.' You will see as much of the
world as formerly, will you not?
Tho Old Suit?No; my happiest hours
are over now. Tor I time to come you
will do all the mingling necessary, just
as I did wheu I Mas young and hand?
some.
The New Suit?But our master re?
members you, doesn't he?
The Old Suit?Only when the tailot
who made me remiuds him of my ex?
istence. When we lose our beauty we 1
are soon forgotten and neglected?noth?
ing remains of us save an entry on the
tailor's ledger and a moss covered and
unreceipted bill.
The New Suit?I'm afraid you take o
pessimistic view of everything, old
chap.
The Old Suit? Pressimlstie, my boy;
pressimistic is the word. I've been
pressed so ofteu that all my original
lines of beauty are lost. Tbe creases
and crow's feet of old age are over and
about me. I'm a baggy kneed, wrinkled
up old has been. 1 am being saved up
for r rainy day?saved up for a rainy
day, that's all.
The New Suit?Oh, but I saj, old
chap, you?
The Old Suit?There's no use talk?
ing, my boy; I am older than you, and
I know from experience just what will
happen. You will be trotted out in the
bright sunshine and shown off before
an admiring multitude; I will be trot?
ted out when it's raining cats and dogs
and soaked to my innermost linings
with shrink producing liquids. You will
be hung up carefully with all sorts of
newfangled arrangements to support
you; I will be hung up at ray uncle's
if my owner thinks he can get enough
on me to make the trip worth while.
You will be carefully groomed and
brushed every day; I will be throwD
down behind a trunk and left there tc
fret my life away, until some day a
tramp will come along and I will go tc
join the army of the unwashed. Oh, it'*
the old, old story of the survival of the
fittest! You are new and elegant
therefore tbe fittest. Twiggy vous?
The New Suit?Then there are many
happy days in store for me, you think I
The Old Suit?Oh, yes; lots of them.
Pretty soon you will be taken out tc
see all the lovely girls- our owner
knows, and probably you will be per?
mitted to put your arm around some
of their waists, while I shall be left
alone here in the darkness, with noth?
ing to remind me of the good old days
except an unpaid florist's bill in my in?
side pocket
The New Suit?I'm jolly well sorry
for you, old chap. I am?
The Old Suit?Don't mention it. Youi
day of sorrow will come soon enough.
Your trousers will probably be the first
to get the turndown?mine were. By
the way, are you American or Eng
lish?
The New Suit?English, old chap.
The Old Suit?I thought your tone
was a trifle resonant. And then those ?
checks are formidable and foreign in
appearance. We Americans run more
to stripes. How's the prince?
The New Suit?Very well. I fancy. I
shall keep my trousers turned up, for,
doncherknow, he'll be reigning in Lon?
don one of these days?ha! ha! Deuced
ly clever, isn't it, old chap? I saw it
in Punch, and Punch says some beast?
ly clever things. I remember another?
The Old Suit?Pardon me. I don't
wish to be rude, but what did you
cost?
The New Suit?I believe our owner
promised to pay ?10 14s. for me, and
blow me if I'm uot worth it eh?
The Old Suit (aside)?Yes, you're like
a singed cat?you're uglier than you
look. (Aloud) Well, he promised to
pay $46 for me?$G down and the rest
when conv* nient My tailor got the $C
but it hasn't been convenient jet I
hope your tailor has better luck. Of
course, though, the copyright laws w.ill
protect him. Sh-s-s-s-s-h, here comes
our owner. It is Easter morning, and
he is going to take you out on the
highways. Good luck to you, my boy.
Put on a bold front, and don't scare
the cable cars.
The New Suit?Goodby, old chap.
Very glad to have met you. I'll see you
later.
The Old Suit?About daylight proba?
bly. 1 know him better than you do.
Look out for the bobbies, and don't
get pinched.?New York Herald.
Br'er Kalihlt In China.
A fat life sized rabbit, in warm tint?
ed china, is Intended to be placed on
the breakfast table on Easter Sunday
morning. Its ruby eyes have a wise,
wsry look. It is no surprise to find
that the head and shoulders of the
long eared llr'er Rabbit come off as a
lid, to show your breakfast provision
of boiled eggs within. The crouching
position of the rabbit is well copied. It
would scarcely startle you If bunny
leaped up and clicked his heels to?
gether. Keep the dish for eggs, but
when you make a Welsh rabbit for the
family on the dialing dish, late at
night, have the china bunny placed on
the table.?Newark Call.
Th?> Swet?< Thing on r.nrtta.
1 went to church on Kastor morn,
Amt peace was in ruy heart;
1 went to church to pray and einff
And do a Christian's part.
1 heard the crpan peal as it
'Tworo all a sYcSBi; I heard
Tho preacher Rftd Iiis sermon, but
1 can't recall a word.
I didn't pine a sinclc noto;
1 knelt, hut didn't pray;
Th?? p aoe 1 had was pone, alas.
Ilctore 1 came away!
1 do not know the maiden's name
Nor what 1 or thoughts may be;
All that I know ia that she ?at
Acro>* the aisle from me.
1 wont to church on Faster morn
To rata? my voice In praise ?
Ah. why will women ?Irena themaetvea
In auch bewitching way*?
?ClotSmd Ix ader.
In the Crime? the British left <?,ooo
corpses, which are interred iu 1^0 4
cemeteries on ground occupied by the
troops during that long aid disastrous
war.