The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, July 05, 1899, Image 8
THl M MS OP THE
FORE AND APT
5T By BTOYAED KPLIN&.
And a littie child shall lead thom.
In the army list they still stand a
* "The Fore and Fit Princess Hohenzol
leni-Sigmaringen-Anspach's Hertha
^Pydfilsbire Own Royal Loyal Light Ir
fan try. Regimental District S29A,
Imt the army through all its barrack
and canteens knows them now as th
"Fore and Aft" They may in time d
something that shall make their ne^
title honorable, bat at present they ar
latterly ashamed, and the man wh
calls them Fore and Aft does so a
the risk of the head which is on hi
shoulders.
Two words breathed into the stable
of a certain cavalry regiment will brin;
the men ont into the streets with belt
and mop? and bad language, but a whis
per of Fore and Aft will bring on
this regiment with rifles.
Their one excuse is that they cam
again and did their best to finish th
Job in style. Bat for a time all thei
-world knows that they were openl:
beaten, whipped, domb cowed, shaking
and afraid. The men know it ; thei
officers know it ; the Horse Guards knov
it, and when the next war comes thi
enemy will know it also. There are tw<
cr three regiments" of the line that hav
a 'black mark against their names wilie!
they will then wipe ont, and it will b
excessively inconvenient for the troop
upon whom they do their wiping.
The courage of the British soldier i
officially supposed to be above proof
and, as a general rule, it is so. Th<
exceptions are decently shoveled out o:
eight, only to be. referred to in th<
freshet of unguarded talk that ceca
onally swamps a mess table at mid
night Then one hears strange and nor
jdble stories of men not following theil
officers, of orders being given by those
who had no righi to give them, and ol
disgrace that, but for the standing Incl
; cf the British army, might have endec
B in brilliant disaster. These are un
pleasant stories to listen to, and tin
messes tell them under their breath sit
ting by the big wood fires, and the young
officer bows his head and thinks to him
self, please God, his men shall never be
have unhandily.
The British soldier is not altogethei
to be blamed for occasional lapses, but
this verdict he shonld not know. A
moderately intelligent general will
waste six months in mastering the craft
B-of the particular var that he may b?
waging, a colonel may utterly misun
derstand the capacity of his regiment
for three months after it has taken the
field, and even company commander
may err and be deceived as to the tem
gjper and temperament of his own hand
JPnl, wherefore the soldier, and the sol
dier of today more particularly, shonld
not be blamed for falling back. He
should be shot or hanged afterward
pour encourager les autres-but he
should not be vilified in newspapers, for
that is want of tact and waste of space.
K- He has, let ns say, been in the service
of the empress for perhaps four years.
He will leave in another two years. He
has no inherited morals, and four years
are not sufficient to drive toughness in
to his fiber, or to teach him how holy a
thing is his regiment. He wants to
;V v drink, he wants to enjoy himself-in
India he wants to save money-and he
.:" .-1 does not in the least like getting hurt.
He has received just sufficient education
to make him understand half the pur
port of the orders he receives and to
speculate on the nature of clean, incised
and shattering wounds. Thus, if he is
told to deploy under fire preparatory to
an attack, he knows that he runs a
very great risk of being killed while he
is deploying, and suspects that he is be
ing thrown away to gain ten minutes'
time. He may either deploy with des
perate swiftness, or he may shuffle or
. bunch or break, according to the disci
pline under which he has lain for four
years.
Armed with imperfect knowledge,
cursed with the rudiments of an imagi
nation, hampered by the intense selfish
ness of the lower classes and unsup
ported by any regimental associations,
this young man is suddenly introduced
to an enemy who in eastern lands is al
ways ugly, generally tall and hairy
and frequently noisy. If he looks to the
right and the left and sees old soldiers
-mea of 12 years' service, who, he
knows, know what they are about
taking a charge, rush or demonstration
without embarrassment, he is consoled
nd applies his shoulder to the butt of
his rifle with a stout heart His peace
is the greater if he bears a senior, who
has taught him his soldiering and bro
ken his head on occasion, whispering:
* 'They'll shout and carry on like this
for five minutes. Then they'll rush in,
and then we've got 'em by the short
hairs!"
But, on the other hand, if he sees
only men of his own term of service
turning white and playing with their
triggers and saying, "What the hell's
np now?" while the company com
manders are sweating into their sword
hilts and shouting, "Front rank, fix
bayonets! Steady there-steady! Sight
for 300-no, for 500! Lie down, all!
Steady! Front rank, kneel!" and so
forth, he becomes unhappy and grows
acutely miserable when he hears a com
rade turn over with the rattle of fire
irons falling into the fender and the
grunt of a poleaxed ox. If he can be
xaoved about a little and allowed to
watch the effect of his own fire on the
enemy, he feels merrier and may be
then worked up to the blind passion of
fighting, which is, contrary to general
belief, controlled by a chill}' devil and
6hakes men like ague. If he is not
moved about and begins to feel cold at
the pit of the stomach and in that crisis
is badly mauled and hears orders that
were never given, he will break, and he
will break badly, and of all things un
der the sight cf the sun there is noth
ing more terrible than a broken British
regiment When the worst come3 to
the worst and the panic is really epi
Gcrr.ic, il:-? ivre:: TZT.^ be e'en let fo. *nd
toe company cornrnanOers nau oet
escape to the enemy and stay there
safety's sake. If they can be made
come again, they are not pleasant II
to meet, because they will not br<
twice.
A powerfully prayerful highla
regiment, officered by rank Presby
I rians, is perhaps one degree more tei
ble in action than a hard bitten th<
! saud of irresponsible Irish ruffians
j by most improper young unbelievers.
Which homily brings me directly
j a brace of the most finished little fier
that ever banged drum or tootled i
in the band of a British regime]
They ended their sinful career by op
and flagrant mutiny, and were si
* for it. Their names were Jakin a
Lew-Piggy Lew-and they were bo!
bad drummer boys, both of them f]
quently birched by the drum major
the Fore and Aft.
Jakin was a stunted child of 14, a:
Lew was about the same age. Wh
not looked after, they smoked ai
drank. They swore habitually after t
manner of the barrack room, which
cold swearing and comes from betwe
j clinched teeth, and they fought re
giously once a week. Jakin had sprui
; from some London gutter and may
I may not have passed through Dr. Ba
nado's hands ere he arrived at the di
nity of drummer boy. Lew could i
member nothing except the regime:
j and the delight of listening to the bai
from his earliest years. He hid som
where in his grimy little soul a genni]
love for music and was most mistake:
ly furnished with the head of a chem
insomuch that beautiful ladies wi
watched the regiment in church we:
went to speak of-him as a "darling.
They never heard his vitriolic COE
ments on their manners and morals i
he walked back to barracks with tl
! band and matured fresh causes of o
fense against . Jakin.
The other drummer boys hated bot
lads on account of their illogical coi
duct Jakin might be pounding Le
or Lew might be rubbing Jakin's hea
in the dirt, but any attempt at aggre
sion on the part of an outsider was mi
by the combined forces of Lew an
Jakin, and the consequences were pail
; ful. "The boys were the Ishmaels of th
corps, but wealthy Ishmaels, for the
sold battles in alternate weeks for th
sport of the barracks when they wei
not pitted against other boys, and thu
they amassed money.
On this particular day there w^s dis
sension in the camp. They had jus
been convicted afresh of smoking, whic
is bad for little boys who use plug tc
bacco, and Lew's contention was tba
Jakin had "stunk so 'orrid bad fror
keepin the pipe in pocket" that he ani
he alone was responsible for the birch
ing they were both tingling under.
"I tell you I 'id the pipe back o' bar
ricks,"' said Jakin pacifically.
"You're ar bloomin liar!" said Lev
without heat
"You're a bloomin little barstard!'
said Jakin, strong in the knowledge
that his own ancestry was unknown.
Now there is one word in the extend
ed vocabulary of b rrack room abusi
that cannot pass without comment
You may call a man a thief and risl
nothing. You may even call him i
coward without finding more than i
boot whiz past your ear, but you mus
not call a man a bastard unless yon are
prepared to prove it on his front teeth.
"You might ha* kep' that till 1
wasn't so sore," said Lew sorrowfully,
dodging round Jakin's guard.
"I'll make you sorer," said Jakin
genially and got home on Lew's ala
baster forehead. All would have gone
well, and this story, as the books say,
would never have been written, had not
his evil fate prompted the bazaar ser
geant's son, a long, employless man of
five and twenty, to put in an appear
ance after the first round. He was eter
nally in need of money and knew that
the boys had silver.
"Fighting ngain, " said he. "I'll re
port you .to my father, and he'll report
you to tho color sergeant. "
"What's that to you?" said Jakin
with an unpleasant dilation of the nos
trils.
"Oh. nothing to me. You'll get into
trouble, and you've been up too often to
afford that"
"What the hell do you know about
what we've done?" asked Lew the
Seraph. "You aren't in the army, you
lousy, cadgin civilian."
He closed in on the man's left flank.
"Jes' 'cause you find two gentlemen
settlin their diffrences with their fistes
you stick in your ugly nose where you
aren't wanted. Run 'ome to your 'arf
caste slut of a ma-or we'll give you
what for," said Jakin.
The man attempted reprisals by
knocking the beys' heads together. The
scheme would have succeeded had not
Jakin punched him vehemently in the
stomach, or had Lew refrained from
kicking his shins. They fought togeth
dr. bleeding and breathless, for half an
hour, and, after heavy punishment,
triumphantly pulled down their oppo
nent as terriers pull down a jackal.
"Now," gasped Jakin, "I'll give
you what for. " He proceeded to pound
the man's features while.Lew stamped
on the outlying portions of his anatomy.
Chivalry is not a strong point in the
composition of the average drummer
boy. He fights, as do his betters, to
make his mark.
Ghastly was the ruin that escaped,
and awful was the wrath of the bazaar
sergeant. Awful, too, was the scene in
orderly room when the two reprobates
appeared to answer the charge of half
murdering a "civilian." The bazaar
I sergeant thirsted for a criminal action,
and his son lied. The boys stood to at
tention while the black clouds of evi
dence accumulated.
"You little devils are more trouble
than the rest of the regiment put to
gether. " said the colonel angrily. "One
might as well admonish thistle down,
and I can't well put you in cells or un
der stoppages. You must be flogged j
again. "
"Beg your pardon, sir. Can't we say j
nothin in our own defense, sir?" shrill
ed Jakin.
"Hev! What? Are vou going to |
argue with me?" said the colonel.
"No, sir," said Lew. "Bat if a n
come to jon, sir, an said he was g
to report yon, sir, for 'avin a bit o
tnrn np with a friend, sir, an wan
to get money out o' you, sir"
The orderly room exploded in a r
of laughter. "Well?" said the co^i
"That was what that measly jarm
there did, sir, an 'e'd 'a' done it,
if we 'adn't prevented 'im. We did
'it 'im much, sir. JE 'adn't no man:
o' right to interfere with ns, sir.
don't mind bein flogged by the dr
major, sir, nor yet reported by
corp'ral; but I'm-but I don't th:
it's fair, sir, for a civilian to come
talk over a man in the army."
A second shout cf laughter shock 1
orderly room, but the colonel was gra
"What sort of characters have th
boys?" he asked of the regimental s
g ant major.
"Accordin to the bandmaster, si]
returned that revered official-the oi
soul in the regiment whom the b<
feared-"they do everything but ]
sir.
"Is it like we'd go for that man i
fun, sir?" said Lew, pointing to t
plaintiff.
"Oh, admonished-admonished
said the colonel testily, and when t
boys had gone he read the bazaar s*
geant's son a lecture on the sin of n
profitable meddling and gave ord<
that the bandmaster should keep t
drums in better discipline.
"If eithe^ of you comes to practi
again with so much as a scratch
your two ugly little faces," thunder
the bandmaster, "I'll tell the dm
major to take the skin off your bael
Understand that, you young devils."
Then he repented of his speech f
just the length cf time that Lew, loo
ing like a seraph in red worsted embi
lishments, took the place of one of t
trumpets-in hospital-and render
the echo of a battle piece. Lew certai
ly was a musician and had often
his more exalted moments expressed
yearning to master every instrume:
of the band.
"There's nothing o prevent your b
coming a bandmaster, Lew," said tl
bandmaster, who had composed waltz
of his own and worked day and nig]
in the interests of the band.
"Whatdid he say?" demanded Jak:
after practice.
"Said I might be a bloomin bani
master an be asked in to 'ave a glass ?
sherry wine on mess nights."
"Ho! Said you might be a bloomi
noncombatant, did ' ? That's ju
about wet 'e would say. When I've pi
in my boy's service-it's a bloomi
shame that don't count for pension
I'll take on a privit. Then I'll be
lance in a year-knowin what I kno*
about the ins an outs o' things. In thn
years I'll be a bloom in sergeant,
won't marry then, not I. I'll 'old o
an learn the orf 'cers' ways an appl
for exchange into a reg'ment ths
doesn't know all about me. Then I'll b
a bloomin orf'cer. Then I'll ask you t
'ave a glass o' sherry wine, Mr. Lev;
an you'll bloomtn well 'ave to stay i:
the hanty room while the mess sergean
brings it to your dirty 'ands.''
"S 'pose I'in goin to be a bandmajs
ter? Not I, quite. I'll be a orf'cer toe
There's noihin like takin to a thin;
an stickin to it, the schoolmaster says
vThe reg'ment don't go ;ome for anothe
seven years. I'll be a lance then o
near tc. "
Thus the boys discussed their future
and conducted themselves with exem
pl a ry piety for a week. That is to say
Lew started a flirtation with the colo:
sergeant's dauglxer, aged 13-"not,'
as he explained to Jakin, "with any in
tention o' matrimony, but by way o
keepin my 'and in." And the blacl
haired Cris Delighan enjoyed that flirta
tion more than previous ones, and th(
other drummer l>oys raged furiously to
gether, and Jakin preached sermons or
the dangers of "bein tangled along o'
petticoats. "
But neither love nor virtue would
have held Lew long in the paths of pro
priety had not the rumor gone abroad
that the regiment was to be sent on ac
tive service to take part in a war which
for the sake of brevity we will call "the
war of the lost tribes. "
The barracks had the rumor almost
before the in ess room, and of all the 900
men in barracks not 10 had seen a shot
fired in anger. The colonel had 20 years
ago assisted at a frontier expedition,
one of the majors had seen service at
the Cape, a confirmed deserter in E
company had helped to clear streets in
Ireland, but that was all. The regi
ment had been put by for many years.
The overwhelming mass of its rank and
file had from three to four years' serv
ice, the noncommissioned officers were
under 30 years old, and men and ser
geants alike had forgotten to speak of
the stories written in brief upon the
colors-the new colors that had been
formally blessed by an archbishop in
England ere the regiment came a\vay.
They wanted to go to the front-they
were enthusiastically anxious to go
but they had no knowledge of what war
meant, and there was none to tell them.
Wherefore they cheered lustily when
the rumor ran, and the shrewd, clerkly
noncommissioned officers speculated on
the chances of batta and of saving their
pay. At headquarters men said: "The
Fore and Fit have never been under fire
within the last generation. Let us,
therefore, break them in easily by set
ting them to guard lines of communica
tion. " And this would have been done
but for the fact that British regiments
were wanted-badly wanted-at the
front, and there were doubtful native
regiments that could fill the miner du
ties. "Brigade 'em with two strong reg
iments, " said headquarters. "They may
be knocked about a bit, but they'll learn
their busings before they come through.
Nothing like a night alarm and a little
cutting up of stragglers to make a regi
ment smart in the field. Wait till
they've had half a dozen sentries'
throats cut."
The colonel wrote willi delight thai
the temper of his men was excellent,
that th ' regiment was all that could be
wished and as sound as a bell. The
majors smiled with sober joy, and the j
subalterns waltzed in pairs down the !
tnessro m after dinner and nearly sk
themselves at revolver practice. B
there was consternation in the hearts
Jakin and Lew. What was to be do
with the drums? Would the band go
the front? How many of the dru]
would accompany the regiment?
They took counsel together, sitting
a tree and smoking.
"It's more than a bloomin toss 1
they'll leave us be'ind at the depot wi
the women. You'll like that," sa
Jakin sarcastically.
" 'Cause o' Cris, you mean? Wot':
woman, or a 'ole bloomin depot
women, 'longside o' the chanst o' fie
service? You know I'm as keen on g
in as you," said Lew.
"Wish I was a bloomin bugler.
said Jakin sadly. "They'll take To
Kidd along, that I can plaster a W
with, an like as not they won't ta'
us.
"Then let's go an make Tom Kidd
bloomin sick 'e can't bugle no mox
You 'old 'is 'ands an I'll kick him.
said Lew, wriggling on the branch.
"That ain't no good, neither. "V
ain't the sort o' characters to preso<
onourrep'tations. They're bad. Ifth<
have the band at the depot, we dor
go, an no error there. If they take tl
band, we may get cast for medical u
fitness. Are you medical fit, Piggy'
said Jakin, digging Lew in the ri
with force.
"Yus," said Lew, with an oat
"The doctor says your 'eart's wei
through smokin on an empty stui
mick. Throw a chest, an I'll t:
yer.
Jakin threw out his chest, whi<
Lew smote with all his might. Jak
turned very pale, gasped, crowe
screwed up his eyes and said, "That
all right."
"You'll do," said Lew. "I've 'eal
o' men dyin when you 'it 'em fair c
the breastbone."
"Don't bring us no nearer goi:
though," said Jakin. "Do you kno
where we're ordered?"
"Gawd knows, an 'e won't split c
a pal. Somewheres up to the front i
kill Pay than?:-hairy big beggars th;
turn you inside out if they get 'old i
you. They say their women are goc
lookin too. ' '
"Any loot?" asked the abandone
Jakin.
"Not a bloomin anna, they say, ui
less you dig up the ground an see whi
the niggers 'ave 'id. They're a po<
lot. " Jakin stood upright cn the branc
and gazed across the plain.
"Lew," said he. "there's the colon
comin. Colonel's a good old begga:
Let's go an talk to 'im."
Lew nearly fell out of the tree at th
audacity of the suggestion. Like Jakii
he feared not God, neither regarded h
man, but there are limits even to th
audacity of drummer boys, and to spea
to a colonel was
But Jakin had slid down the trun
and doubled in the direction of the cole
nel. That officer was walking, wrappe
in thought and visions of a C. B.-yes
even K. C. B., for had he not at com
mand ene of the best regiments of th
line-the Fore and Fit? And he wa
aware of two small boys charging dow:
upon him. Once before it had been sol
emnly reported to him that "the drnm
were in a state cf mutiny," Jakin am
Lew being the ringleaders. This looke<
like an organized conspiracy.
The boys halted at 20 yards, walke
to the regulation four paces and salute<
together, each as well set up as a ram
rod and little taller.
The colonel was in a genial mood, th
boys appeared very forlorn and unpro
tected on the desolate plain, and one o:
them was handsome.
"Well "said the colonel, recognizing
them. "Are yon going to pull jiedowi
in the open? I'm sure I never interfer
with you, even though"-he sniffed sus
piciously-"you have been smoking."
It was time tc strike while the iror
was hot. Their hearts beat tumultuous
ly.
"Beg your pardon, sir, " began Jakin.
"The reg'ment'sordered on active serv
ice, sir?"
"So I believe." said the colonel cour
teously.
"Is the bandgoin, sir?" said both to
gether. Then, without pause. "We're
goin, sir, ain't we?"
"Von!" said the colonel, stepping
back the mere fully to take in the two
small figures. "You! You'd die in the
first march. "
"No, we wouldn't, sir. We can
march with the regiment anywheres
p'rade an anywhere else," said Jakin.
"If Tom Kidd goes, 'e'll shut up like a
clasp knife," said Lew. "Tom 'as very
close veins in both 'is legs, sir."
"Very how much?"
"Very close veins, sir. That's why
they swells after long p'rade, sir. If 'e
can go, we can go, sir."
Again the colonel looked at them long
and intently.
"Yes, the band is going, " he said as
gravely as though he had been address
ing a brother officer. "Have you any
parents, either of you two?"
"No. sir," rejoicingly from Lew and
Jakin. "We're both orphans, sir.
There's no one to be considered of on
Qur account, sir. "
TO BE CONTINUED.
Camden, Jane 30.-Oo Tuesday
afternoon Edgar Harriott, a negro
abcat 17 years of &ge, brutally
murdered a email boy of 10 year?,
knowo as Robert Frazier.
HoustOD, Texas, Juoe 30.-The
remarkably heavy rains of the past four
days io Texas bave done damage which
will amount to hundred of thousands
of dollars. Railroad iraffio is suspend
ed io Southern Texas because of the
numerous washouts and many bridges
are gone. Every stream io this section
of the State is above bi, water mark,
and the angry waters have destroyed
thousand ot acree of cotton, corn and
cane, besides houses and catt jo.
--~mmwmw- --
Mr. ard Mrs. B. Lnckamp, Sistoc, Mo.,
vr r ; : c : : '(Joe Minute Cocgb Cure snr<d the
life of our little boy when nearly de.d w;ib
croup."-Hugh CD-Ligcc Co.
Big Money in Good Horses.
Tennessee, Virginia and Kentucky
have a national reputation for pro
ducing fine horses, and in other
Southern states the conditions are
juet as favorable for doing so, says
the Chattanooga News The horse
market in the last few years, how
ever, has not been encouraging to
breeders, But it seems that horses,
of euch style and character as have
been raised in the southern horse
growing states are again in demand
and it is not likely that any material
depression in prices will occur again.
At recent sales in New York of
standard bred horses for light harness
purposes the prices obtained were
without precedent The amount
obtaioed for sixty five head was
$49,940, and an average of $760.
61.
These horses were all of a type
that a horseman in the South, where
the heavy draught type has never
become popular, would take most in
terest and pleasure in raising. They
were the product of crossing thor
ooghbred on trotting stock and had
the fine form and action that belong
to that type of horses, aa well as
their epeed and bottom. There will
never be a glut in the marked fer
horses of this type. They are want
ed by people who can pay any price
for what they fancy, and no sort of
vehicle will ever displace them for
fine driving. For fine driving and
riding horses we believe that such
prices will always be obtainable as
will justify farmers who are well situ
ated to go into the business in
a formal way.
Of course it would not be well to
go into it on a large scale at once,
but gradually. Let those who have
active, muscular mares of good size
and qualities breed them to the best
trotting stallion they can find, and
then when the colts come feed and
train them properly from the start,
and the product will be horses tha t
at four years will probably bring
from $300 to $500 each. But it
must be remembered that there wiil
be almost as much in training as in
the breeding and raising. Character
and quality in horses are worth
almost as much as in men. This is a
thing that many farmers who raise
colts wholly ignore. They let the
colts grow up to maturity as wild
as deer, and then treat them brutally
to -'break" them A colt should not
have to be broken He should be
trained from his birth up in euch a
way as to be gentle and intelligent,
and whatever their other quatitias,
they will be worth 25 per cent more
ou this account.
Gold and Silver Production.
Director of the Mint Roberts has
announced bis final estimate of the
production cf gold and silver in the
United States for the calendar year
as foilows :
States. Gold. Silver.
(Fine
Ounces )
Alabama, $ 5,000 100
Alaska, 5,224,800 92,400
Arizona, 2,465,100 2,246,800
California, 15,635,900 642,300
Colorado, 23,195,300 22,815,600
Georgia, 128,600 500
Idobo, 5,716,900 5,073,800
Iowa, 100
Maryland, 600
Michigan, 100 32.400
Minnesota, 100
Montana, 5,126,900 14,807,200
Nevada, 2,994,500 805.000
New Mexico, 539.000 425,300
N. Carolina, 82,000 700
Oregon, 1,117,600 130,000
S Carolina, 104,200 300
S. Dakota, 5,699,700 152,300
Tennessee, 900
Texas, 300 472,900
Utah, 2,285,400 6,485,900
Virginia, 4,500
Washington, 766,200 254,400
Wyoming, 5.300 100
Total, $64,463,000 54,463,000
Totals '97, $57,363,000 58,860,000
fine ounces.
The commercial value of silver
bullion foi 1898 was 58 cents per fine
ounce, while in 1897 it was 60 cents
Jefferson City, Mo., Jane 30.-The
Missouri supreme court en bane today
awarded a writ of ouster on the infor
mation of Attorney General Crowd,
against 73 foreign fire' iosuraoce com
panies doiog business io St Joseph,
Mo , for violating the State anti-trust
kw of 1895. Under this decision the
72 companies cannot continue doing
business in the State.
Baxley, Ga , June 30 -Boigie
Ables, the negro rapist, wa hanged
today The execution was a spectacu
lar affair, without iooident. Thc
condemned mau rode from the jail to
the gallows in a cart, sitting upon his
oeffin. He was pronounced dead in
nine minutes after the trap was sprung
He made no statement on the ga Gws,
but he previously had confessed his
crime and expressed his readiness to
expiate i*
Washington, June 29.-The treas
ury officials are now confident that
the deficit for the present fiscal year
will not exceed $90,000,000 One
week ago the estimate was a littie
short of "100,000,000. but during
the last few days the receipts have
been rather above (he estimate, while
the expenditures have greatly fallen
off.
Hugging and Squeezing.
They have introduced hugging so
cieties in Idaho, tc swell the church
treasury, with the following scale of
prices : Girls under sixteen 13 cents
for a hug of two minutes or 10 cents
for a snort squeezo ; from sixteen to
twenty years, 50 cents ; school
marms 40 cents ; anoth r man's wife
$1 ; widows (according to looks)
from 9 cents to $2 ; old maids three
cents each or two for 5 cents and no
limit of time. Ministers of the gospel
are not charged. Newspaper men
pay in advance and are not allowed
to participate until everyone else is
through -Ex.
This would be a better place for
the Mormons to go than to South
Carolina.
People will talk these warm days
especially about politics, politicians
and religion. The reason is that they
talk most about those things which
they do not comprehend One of these
knowing ones said a few days ago :
"Well it looks as if Dean of Green
ville, Johnson of Spartanburg, Patton
of Columbia would certainly be can
didates for congress next year.
There are possible candidates ic
Fairfield aad Laurens. Wash Shell
is not asleep and the ladder bas never
been taken down from the self on
which Irby crawled after his last
defeat.'* This seer was asked about
Congressman Wilson, who has such
a streng bold on the district from
the head of the Congaree Canal to
the western corner of Greenville
county. Said he ; "Oh, Wilson :s
elated for Governor. Had you not
heard that ?" That ia the way people
talk -Spartanburg Spartan.
The secretary of state has granted
a commission to Frank K. Ball of
Racine, Wis., and E. E Mandwille of
Camden as corpoatoirs of the George
town Electric company, which pro
posee to establish a water and electric
light plant . The capital stock is to
be $50,000, divided into shares of
$100 each. The corporators are the
same as those of the Camden com
pany.
A commission, appointed to investi
gate the plague in the East, reports
that the natives use cunning means to
conceal the presence of the disease A
gruesome story, worthy of Kipling,
describes a card party, of which one
member was a corpse propped against a
tree. The most interesting point about
the report is the conclusion of the com
missioners as to the mode io which
iofeotion is propagated The evidence
is aid to show that, whereas the poison
rarely makes its way into the system by
way of the longs or digestive organs,
the bacillus habitually enters through
abrasions or perforations of the skia,
however small. Hence the immunity
of Europeans is largely due to the fact
that they wear more clothes than the
natives.-News and Courier.
Sbe Was Posted.
A sensible husband said to his wife
the other day, "Jane, don't spend a
cent with merchants who don't adver
tise."' Thc wife who is a business
womao, replied : "You old goose I
learned better long ago than to go
where I was not invited. You would
be an old bachelor now if you had not
invited me to be yoar wife Catch me
goiog to a store without an invitation.
I guess not.'*
London, June 27.-The St. Jame?
Gazette, which has been remarkable for
its jingoism on the subject of the
Transvaal, cape the climax today by
earnestly appealing to the British
tdmirality to "take immediate Ups to
counteract the plans of the representa
tives of the Clan-N* Gael, from the
United States who are now at Pretoria
with the view of obtaining authority to
start a fleet of privateers under the
Transvaal flag with the object of
looting Cape Liners.'*
Washington, June 30 -Mrs Emma
D. E. N South worth, the authoress,
died at her residence in this city at
8.30 r " *^ck tonight after an illness
of several weeks About a month
ago Mrs. Southwoitb was prostrated
by the heat and the infirmity of
advanced age, she being in her T9tb
year, rendering her unable to recu
perated from the attack.
Chicago, June 29--The steamer
Margaret Olwill, owned by M. P.
Smith, of Cleveland, went down in
the storm off Lorain, Lake Erie, last
night. Twelve people were lost, in
cluding Capt John Brown, his wife
and son, and Miss Baldwin, a passen
ger The Olwill, of 554 tons, was
bound from Kelly's Island to Cleve
land with limestone, her cargo shift
ing in the heavy sea, sending her
down by the stern Seaman Coyle
was the only man saved
New York, June 28.-Justice
Brown in the United States district
court, today handed down a decision
awarding $65,000 damages, with in
terest from Nov. 1, 1898, to Wm L
Moore, in the libel filled by him
against the Sun Printing and Publish
! ing company for the loss of the yatcb
Kanapaha, stranded in September of
! last year while off the north coast of
Cuba The yatch was then in the
employ of the New Yoik Sun as a
j dispatch boat.
Gen Gordon also declines to allow a
subscription to be raised to build him a"
house ic place of the one recently burned.
The gift enterprise isn't popular with
our southern generals, wbo prefer t
pay for their bouses.