The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, May 31, 1899, Image 8
Kailway Possibilities.
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Southern Not After Georgia
Ballway. Poshing to Sa
vannab.
President Samuel Spencer states that
the Southern has cot acquired the
Georgia and hts Dot eve considered
tbe matter.
/ * That sets at ress the gossip which
lats been going the roana's for a week
Where the report originated is ht rd
to say, but the air was full of rumors
about it the latter part of last week.
Everybody had heard the report, bat no
ose could quote official authority.
Yesterday the Constitution telegraph
ed President Spenser. He promptly
wired baek the foi lc wi og message :
^ "New York, May 22.-Editor Con
stitution. Atlanta : I have your te'e
grasD. There is oot the slightest foao
datioo for the report that an arrange
ment has been made between the
Southern railway and the Louisville
and Nashville railroad by which the
Southern obtains control ofthe Georgia
railroad.
"The subject has never been men*
doned, to my knowledge, between the
two companies and there Is not the
slightest probability of such a transac
tion taking plaee.
"Samuel Spencer. "
The telegram knoeks the story oat
altogether. But ail yesterday and Son
day it was widely discussed. No one
could find any reason why a traosfer
of the lease should not be made if the
Louisville & Nashville was willing to
irrender it.
.W Tbe feet that the Southern had drop
ped Louisville Air Lioe, which extends
to St. Louis, was accepted as further
evidence of an understanding between
the two great systems. Bat that bad
nothing to do with the Georgia.
There is some ground for believing
that the Louisville and Nashville did
sot know thar* the Southern was after
the South Carolina and Georgia, al
though it had been suggested by the
Constitution some time before that the
Southern was either after the road or
its owners wer* trying to sell or lease
to the Southern.
Although there is nothing io the
report about the Georgia, the Southern
has taken another road or really two
small lines, the Carolioa Midland and
the Sievern and Knoxville, whose com
bined mileage amounts to 72 miles
Tbe Southern was operating that Hoe
yesterday. It extends from Batesburg,
S. C , to Allendale, and ruos in the
direction of Savannah. From Allen
dale to Savannah is not more than 75
miles, and if the Southern decides to
push os to the Forest City, it eas do it
without any great effort. This line
used to be known as Mike Brown's
. road. Its lease by the Southern is
significant and the inference is that the
latter is keeping close after the Skelton
Willisms combination.
President Spenoer denied ih? report
a few days ago that the Southern would
turn the South Carolioa and Georgia
over to the Atlantic Lioe to operate.
It is believed now that the Sooth em's
principal purpose in leasing the South
Carolina and Georgia was to prevent
demoralization of rates through the
port of Charleston. It is now in a
position to have rates maintained
through that port, and the Clyde line j
will have no rail connection to maoi
palate rates -Augusta Chronicle.
Virtue its Own Reward. -
The accompanying little story, pub
lished in an eastern educational jouro a1,
is said to have been written bj a boy
in the west, one of s class of children
of six or eight years old, who bad been
requested by their teacher to write a
story, they to select a subject and their
compositions not to be changed by their
teacher, bot to be read before the chil
dren's parents exactly as written. This
is on of the number submitted. And
tbe writer 18 expected to become a great
story-waiter :
A poor yoong man fell in love with
the daughter of a rich lady who kept a
eandy shop The poor yoaog mao
could sot marry the rich candy lady's
daughter because he had not enough
money to buy foroitare. A wicked
mas offered to give the young mao
$25 if he would become a drunkard.
the youog man wanted the money very
much, but wheo he got to the saloon
he turned to the wicked mao and said :
"I will not become a drunkard even for
great riches. Get thee behind me.
Satan !"
Oo bis wsy home be found a pocket
book containing a million dollars io
gold ; then the youog lady consented
to marry bim. They bad a beautiful
weddiog and the next dav they bad
twins. Thus yon see that "Virtue bas
its own reward.7'
New York, May 26.-Coney Island
property lo the valoe of nearly
$1,000,000 was destroyed by fire
early today, 20 acres in the heart of
the summer resort section, the dis
trict known as "the bowery" being
reduced to ashes
The naval odeers posted yesterday
assign Capt. J B. Coghlan to duty as
commandant of the Puget Sound
naval station June 30th, by which
time the Raleigh wiil be out of the
commission.
Soicide bj poison is not more censurable
tbau bj refusai to core yourself of Female
ORIGIN OP THE DOLLAR
SIGN.
Washington, May 16 -Several
weeks ago Dr. Marcos Baker, of this
City, published in one of the maga
zines an account of a theory which
be bas to account for the origin of
the familiar dollar sign. This bas
long been given, tbe most common
of wbicb is tbat the initials of tbe
United States are crossed. But there
have been seven or eight other
theories to account for the dollar sign,
which are about as good. Dr Baker
in bis researches in the library of the
bureau of education, came across an
old book entitled 'A Compendium of
Federal Arithmetic. Designed for the
use of schools and Especially Calcu
lated for the Meridian of the United
States/ which was punished at
Langsingburg, New York, in 1797.
Its author was the Rev Chancey Lee,
of Rutland, Yt. In this book was
set forth a system of so-called "char
acteristics," by which one vertical
stroke was to designate the mil!, two
vertical strokes the cent, these two
crossed by one curved stroke the
dime ; and for the doilar a sign cou
ist! og of two verticals combined
with two curved strokes, now so
fjmiliar, was proposed At that time
tbe people of the country were jest
emerging from the use of pounds,
shillings and pence, each separate in
writing by a space from the next
denomination It seemed necessary
to Mr Lee to have an arbitrary mark
for each of tbe denominations of our
monetary system. But be soon found
that one character, with the aid of a
decimal point, was all that was nee
essary, and in the lattec part of j
his own book all of the elaborate sys
tem ci symbols except the one
intended to mark the dollar was found
to have been dropped
Dr. Baker certainly Sods the dollar
sign in this old arithmetic, and does
not find it in use at any earlier date
By the time Adam's arithmetic was
published, ia 1805, the symbol had
become well established. Dr Baker,
therefore, regards Mr. Lee as tue
inventor, and believes the sign to
have been absolutely arbitrary in its
origin. Since the publication uf his
paper in one of the magazines Dr.
Baker bas received many letters on
the subject, but none in which his
conclusions are challenged He in
tends, for further verification, to
make a study cf the departmental
records to see when the dollar sign
first appeared in the treasury ac
counts, fie also hopes to make
more thorongh search of the old
text books to see if by any chance
any use of this sign prior to that of
tbe Rev. Channcey Lee can be dis
covered. Peihaps some of the de
8cendants of Mr Lee wiil be able to
find the author's manuscript, in
wbicb case additional light might be
thews upon the subject It is cer
tainly interesting to know the origin
of a thing io so constant use as the
dollar sign. Dr. Baker's discoveries
seem likely to take ali the sentiment
out of the matter, but this is the
common result of modern historical
research -New York Evening Post
Three White Men Lynched in
Texas.
Houston, Tex, May 25-Three
white men, James Humphreys and
his two sons, were lynched last night
near the village of A ley, in Hender
son county. Several months ago
Constable Melton of the Aley pre
cinct, was murdered and the mur
derer escape, it ie said through
the assistance of the Hum
phreys Last night a mob of 13
masked men appeared at the Hum
phreys homestead and called the
father and two sons out They
permitted them to see the women of
the family, whom they informed in a
spirit of charity that the men were to
be taken to Malakoff, a few miles
distant, before the justice of the
peace, and perhaps to the connty jail
at Athens
This morning the bodies of the
three men were found hanging from
tie limb of an oak tree, three miles
f.om the Humphreys farm.
In South Carolina we have seen
men who used to fairly wallow iu
the dust before Hampton and the
Hampton influence do the same way
before Tillman and the mob and the
mob power. I know a good many
and if the Almighty spares me brains
enough to remember and a hand to
write with I will never cease from
fighting and hitting them and keel
ing their records before the people
while one of them is in public life or
try'ng to be -A. B W. in Green
ville News.
We are the greatest coffee drinkers
of tbe world Io 1897 we used GoC,
000.000 pounds of cofleo, which wae
18,000,000 pounds more than was coo
sumed in all Earope. Wo have in
creased our consumption during the
past year at thr rate cf more tbau a
pound per person, and we now u?e
about fifty pouods aonuaiiy for each
person in the (Joitcd Staus. The
amount spent for this coffee H enormous.
During the past ten years we have paid
out 875,000,000. or 87,000,000 per
annum for coffee alone. The bulk cf
this mooey bas gone to Brazil.
CUBAN RELIEF cures Colic,
iPV Neuralgia and Toothache in
five minutes. Sour Stomach and
Summdc Complaints.
By BUDYABD KIPLING.
Hit a man an help a -woman, an you can't be
far -wrong anyways .
-Maxims of Privat Mulvaney.
The Inexpressibles gave a balL They
borrowed a 7 pounder from the gunners
and wreathed it with laurels and made
the dancing floor plate glass and pro
vided a supper the like of which had
never been eaten before, and set two
I sentries at the door of the room to hold
the trays and programme cards. My
friend Private Mulvaney was one of
the sentries, because he was the tallest
man in the regiment When the dance
was fairly started, the sentries were re
leased, and Private Mulvaney fled to
curry favor with the mess sergeant in
charge of the supper. Whether the mess
sergeant gave or Mulvaney took I can
not say. All that I am certain of is
that at supper time I found Mulvaney
with Private Ortheris, two-thirds of a
hain, a loaf of bread, half a pate de foie
gja^ and two magnums of champagne
sitting on the roof of my carriage. As
I came np I heard him saying:
"Praise be a danst doesn't come as
often as ord'ly room, or, by this an
that, Orth'ris, my son, I wud be the
dishgrace av the rig'mint instid av the
brightest jool in nts crown. "
"Hand the colonel's pet noosince,
said Ortheris, who was a Londoner.
"But wot makes yon curse your ra
tions? This 'ere fizzy stuff's good
enough. "
"Stuff, you oncivilized paginl Tis
champagne we're dhrinkin now. 'Tisn't
that I am set ag'in. 'Tis the quare stuff
wid the little bits av black leather in
it I misdoubt I will be distressing
sick wid it in the mornin. Fwhat is
ni?"
"Goose liver," I said, climbing on
the top of the carriage, for I knew that
it was better to sit out with Mulvaney
than to dance many dances.
"Goose liver, is ut?" said Mulvaney.
"Faith, I'm thinkin thim that makes nt
wud do betther to cut up the colonel.
He carries a power av liver undher his
right arram whin the days are warm an
the nights chilL He wud give thim tons
an tons av liver 'Tis he sez so. Tm
all liver today, ' sez he, an wid that he
ordhers me ten days C. B. for as moild
a dhxink as iver a good sodger tuk be
tune his teeth. "
"That was when 'e wanted for to
wash 'isself in the fort ditch," Ortheris
explained. "Said there was too much
beer in the barrack water butts for a
God fearing man. Yon was lucky in git
tin orf with wot yon did, Mulvaney. "
"You say so? Now I'm pershuaded I
was cruel hard trated, seein fwhat I've
done for the likes av him in the days
whin my eyes were wider opin than
they are now Man alive, for the colo
nel to whip me on the peg in that way I
Me that have saved the repitation av a
ten times better man than him ! 'Twas
ne-farious. an that manes a power av
evil!"
"Nevermind the nefariousness," 1
said. "Whose reputation did yon save?'
"More's the pity, 'twasn't my own,
but I tuk more trouble wid ut than if
ut was. 'Twas just my way, messin
wid fwhat was no business av mine
Hear now!" He settled himself at ease
on the top of the carriage. "I'll tell you
all about nt. Av coorse 1 will name no
names, for there's wan that's an orf'
cer's lady now that was in nt, an no
more will I name places, for a man is
thracked by a place. "
"Ejah!" said Ortheris lazily. "But
this is a mixed story wot's comin. "
"Wanst upon a time, as the childer
books say. I was a recru ity. "
"Was you. though?" said Ortheris.
"Now that's extryordinary !"
"Orth 'ris, " said Mulvaney, "av you
opin thim lips av yours again I will,
savin your presince, sorr, take yon by
the slack av your trousers an heave
yon. "
"I'm mum, " said Ortheris. "Wot
appened when you was a recmity?"
"I was a betther recmity than you
iver was or will be, but that's neither
here nor there. Thin I became a man,
an the divil cf a man I was 15 years
ago. They called me Buck Mulvaney in
thim days, an, begad, I tuk a woman's
eye. I did that! Orth'ris, you scrub,
fwhat are you sniggerin at ? Do you
misdoubt me?"
? 'Devil a doubt ! ' ' said Ortheris. . 'But
I've 'eard surumat like that before. "
Mulvaney dismissed the impertinence
with a lofty wave of his hand and con
tinued:
"An the orf'cers av the rig'mint 1
was in in thim days was orf'cers
grand men, wid a manner on 'em an a
way wid 'em such as is not made these
days-all but wan-wan av the capt'ns.
A bad dhrill, a wake voice, an a limp
leg-thim three "hings are t>.e signs av
a bad man. You bear that in your hid.
Orth'ris, my son.
"An the colonel av the rig'mint had
a daughter-wan av thim lamblike,
bieatin, pick me up an carry me or I'll
die gnrls such as was made for the nat
ural prey av men like the capt'n who
was iverlastin payin coort to her.
though the colonel he said time an over.
'Kape out av the brute's way, my dear!
But he niver had the heart for to send
her away from the thronble, bein as he
was a widower an she their wan child. '
"Stop a minute, Mulvaney," said L
"How in the world did you come to
know these things?"
"How did I come?" said Mulvaney
with a scorni l gr/nt "Bekase I'm
tr.rne annn tne qnane~s pleasure to a
lump av wood, lookin out straight for
ninst me, wid a-a candelabbrom in
my band, for you to pick your cards
ont av. must I net soe nor feel ? Av
coorse I do! Up my back, an in my
boots, an in the short hair av the neck
-that's where I kape my eyes whin
I'm on duty an the rog'lar wans are
fixed Know! Take my word for it.
sorr, ivrything an a great dale moro is
known in a rig'mint. or fwhat wud be I
the use av a mess sargint, or asargint's j
wife doin wet nurse to he major's |
bv ? To reshume, he was a bad j
auxin, was mis capt'n-a rotten
dhrill-an whin first I ran my eye
him I sez to myself, 'My militia
tam,' I sez, 'my cock av a Go
-dunghill'-'twas from Portsinout
came to ns-'there's combs to be
sez I, 'an by the grace av God
Terence Mulvaney will cnt thim. '
"So he wint menowderin, an mi
derin, an blandandhering reran
about the colonel's daughter, an
poor innocint, lookin at bim lr
comm'ssariat bullock looks at the
p'ny cook. He'cT a dhirty little s
av a black mustache, an he twiste
turned ivry wurrd he used as a
found nt too sweet for to spit
Eyah I He was a tricky man an a
by natur'. Some are born so. He
wan. I knew he was over his be
money borrowed from natives. Be;
a lot av other matthers which in re,
to your presince, sorr, I will oblit
ate. A little av fwhat I knew the <
nel knew, for he wnd have noni
him, an that, I'm thinkin, by ft
happened aftherward, the capt'n ki
"Wan day, bein mortial idle, or
wud never have thried ut, the rig'i
gave amshure theatricals-orf'cer
orf'cers* ladies. You've seen the 1
time an ag'in, sorr, an poor fun 'tis
them that sit in the back row an st:
wid their boots for the honor av
rig'mint. I was told off for to shif
scenes, hanlin up this an draggin d<
that. Light work ut was, wid las]
av beer an the gnrl that dhressed
orf'cers' ladies-but she died in A
12 years gone, an my tongue's ge
the betther av me. They was act:
play thing called 'Sweethearts, ' wi
you may have heard av, an the colon
daughter she was a lady's maid. '
capt'n was a boy called Broom-Spr
Broom was his name in the play T
I saw-ut come out in the actin-f w
I niver saw before, an that was thal
.was no gentleman. They was too m
together, thim two, a-whisperin beh
the scenes I shifted, an some av fw
they said I beard, for I was death-t
death an ivy-on the comb cuttin.
was iverlastin'ly oppressin her to ;
in wid some sneakin schame av his,
she was thryin to stand out against hi
but not as though she was set in
wilL I wonder now in thim days tl
my ears did not grow a yard on
head wid list'nin. But I looked straii
forninst me, an hauled up this an dr;
ged down that such as was my du
an the orf'cers' ladies sez one to ano
er, thinkin I was out av listen reai
'Fwhat an obiigin young man is t'.
Corp'ril Mulvaney!' I was a corp'
then. I was rejoiced aftherward, but,
matther, I was a corp'ril wanst.
"Well, this 'Sweethearts* busin
wint on like most amshHre theatrica
an, barrin fwhat I suspicioned, 'twas]
till the dhress rehearsal that I saw i
certain that thim two-he the blac
guard an she no wiser than she shot
have been-had put np an e-vasion. "
"A what?" said L
"E-vasion 1 Fwhat you lorruds
ladies call an elopement. E-vasion
calls it, bekase, exceptin whin 'tis rig
an natural an proper, 'tis wrong J
dhirty to steal a man's wan child n
knowin her own mind. There was
sargint in the comm'ssariat who set n
face upon e-vasions. I'll tell you abo'
that"-'
"Stick to the bloomin captains. Mn
vaney, " said Ortheris. "Comm'ssari
eargints is low. "
Mulvaney accepted the emendatic
and went on
"Now, I knew that the colonel WJ
no fool any more than me, fer I WJ
hild the smartest man in the rig'min
an the colonel was the best orf'cer con
mandin in Asia. So fwhat he said an
said was a mortial truth. We knew thc
the capt'n was bad, but for reasoi
which I have already oblitherated
knew more than my colonel. I wud hav
rolled out his face wid the butt av m
gun before permittin av him to steal th
gurl. Saints knew av he wud have mai
ried her, an av he didn't she wud be i
gerat termini an the divil av wha
you. sorr, call a 'scandal. ' But I nive
sthruck, uiver raised me hand on nr
shuperior orf'cer. an that was a mer
riele now I come to considher it. "
"Mulvaney, the dawn's risin. " sai<
Ortheris. "an we're no nearer omi
than we wa3 at the beginnin. Lend mi
your pouch. Mine's all dust. '
Mulvaney pitched his pouch across
and he filled his pipe afresh
"So the dhress rehearsal came to ai
end, an, bekaze I was curious, I staic
behind whin the scene shiftin was end
ed, an I shud have been in harricks, lyir
as flat as a toad under a painted cot
tage thing. They was talkin in whis
pers, an she was shiverin an gaspin like
a fresh hukked fish. 'Are you sure
you've got the hang av the manew
vers?' sez he, or wurrds to that effec'.
as the coort martial sez. 'Sure as
death,' sez she, 'but I misdoubt tis
cruel hard on my father. ' 'Damn your
father!' sez he, or anyways 'twas
fwhat he thought. 'The arrangement is
as clear as mud. Jungi will drive the
carn ge afther all's o\ier, an you come
to the station, cool an'aisy; m time for
the 2 o'clock thrain, where I'll be wid
your kit. ' 'Faith, ' thinks I to myself,
'thin there's a ayah in the business tn!
"A powerful bad thing is a ayah
Don't you uiver have any thruck wid
wan Thin he began sootheriu her, an
nil the orf'cers an orf'cers' ladies left,
an they put out the lights. To explain
the theory av the flight, as they say at
imiskthry, you must understand that
afther this 'Sweethearts" nonsinse was
ended there was another little bit av a
play called 'Couples'-some kind av
couple or another. The gurl was actin
in this, but not the man. I suspicioned
he'd go to the station wid the gull's kit
at the end av the first piece. 'Twas the
kit that flustherod me. for I knew for a
capt'n to go trapasing about the impire
wid the Lord knew what av a truso on
his armin was ne-farious. an wud bf
worse than easin the flag, so far as the
talk aftherward wint "
" 'Old on. Mulvaney! Wot's truso?'
said Ortheris
"You're an oncivilized man. my son.
Wbia a gurl's married, all her kit an
'conferments are truso, which manes ,
weddin portion. An 'tis^the same whin j
gest blackguard on the arrmy lis
"So I made my plan av cam
The colonel's honse was a goo
miles away. 'Dennis, ' sez I to m
sargint, 'if you lovq me lend m
kyart, for my heart is bruk an n
is sore wid trampin to an fro
foolishness at the Gaff. ' An Denn
ut, wid a rampin, stampin red s
in the shafts. Whin they was i
tied down to their 'Sweethearts*
first scene, which was a long ?
slips outside an into the kyar+. "h
av Hivin, but I made that brse
an we came into the colonel s com
as the divil wint through Athloi
standin leps. There was no one
excipt the servints, an I wint roi
the back an found the girl's ryah.
" 'Ye black, brazen Jezebel,'
'sellin your masther's honor for 51
-pack up all the Miss Sahib's j
look slippy! Capt'n Sahib's orde:
I ; 'goin to the station we are, '
an wid that I laid my finger to m;
an looked the schamin sinner I W
" 'Bote acchy, ' sez she, so I
she was in the business, an I pil
all the sweet talk I'd iver lean
the bazaars on to this she bullo
prayed av her to put all the quic
knew into the thing. While she-p;
I stud outside an sweated, for '
wanted for to shif' the second scei
tell you a young gurl's e-vasion r
as much baggage as a rig'mint o
line av marchi 'Saints help De
springs, * thinks I, as I bundled the
into the thrap, 'for I'll have no me
" 'I'm comin, too, ' sez the ayah
" 'No, you don't,' sez I, 'la
pechyl You baito where you are.
pechy come an bring you sart, I
with me, you maraudin'-niver :
fwhat I called her.
"Thin I wint for the Gaff, an b;
special ordher av Providence, for I
doin a good work you will ondersth
Dennis' springs hild toight. 'Now, 1
the capt'n goes for that kit, ' thin]
'he'll be throubled.' At the en<
.Sweethearts* off the capt'n runs ii
kyart to the colonel's house, an I
down on the steps an laughs. Wan;
again I slipped in to see how the 1
piece was goin, an whin ut was
endin I stepped out all among the
ri'ges an sings out very softly, '
gi 1' Wid that a cairi'ge began to m
an I waved to the dhriver. 'Hithei
sez I, an he hitheraoed till I judge
was at proper distance, an thin I
him fair an square betune the eyes
I knew for good or bad, an he dhro]
wid a guggle like the canteen beer
gine whin ut's runnin low. Thin I
to the kyart an tuk out all the ki'
piled ut into the carri'ge, the sv
runnin down my face in dhrops.
home,' sez I to the sais. 'You'll fir
man close here. Very sick he is. T
him away, an if you iver say ~\
wurrd about fwhat you've dekkced
marrow you till your own wife w<
sumjao who you arel' Thin I heard
stampin av feet at the ind av the p]
an I ran in to let down the curt
Whin they all came cut, the gur thi
to hide herself behind wan av the ;
lars, an sez 'Jungi' in a voice t
wudn't have scared a hare. I run ove:
Jungi's carri'ge an tuk up the lo'
old horse blanket on the box, wrap]
my head an the rest av me in ut
dhrove up to where she was.
" 'Miss Sahib, ' sez I, 'goin to the s
tion; Captain Sahib's order V An wid<
a sign she jumped in all among her 0
kit.
"I laid to an dhruv like steam to 1
colonel's hor.se before the colonel v
there, an she screamed an I thou
6he was goin off. Out comes the ay*
sayin all sorts av things about t
capt'n havin come for the kit an gc
to the station.
" 'Take out the luggage, you divi
sez 1, 'or I'll murther youl'
"The lights av the thraps peoj
comin from the Gaff was showin acre
the parade ground, an by this an th
the way thim two women worked
the bundles an thrunks was a cautio
I was dyin to help, but seein I didr
want to be known, I sat wid the blas
et roun' me an coughed an thanked ti
saints there was no moon that night.
"Whin all was in the house ag'in,
niver asked for bukshish, but dhruv tr
menjus in the epp'site way from tl
other carri'ge an put out my light
Presintly I saw a naygur man wallov
in in the road. I slipped down before
got to him, for I suspicioned Providern
was wid me all through that nigh
Twas Jungi, his nose smashed in fla
all dumb sick as you please. Denni;
man must have tilted him out av ti
thrap. Whin he carno to. 'Hutt I' sez 3
but he began to howl.
" 'You black lump av dirt, ' I sez, *i
this the way you dhrive your gharri
That tikka has been owin an fereowi:
all over the bloomin country this whol
bloom in night, an you as mut-walla a
Davey's sew. Get up, you hog I' sez I
louder, for I heard the wheels av J
thrap in the dark. 'Get up an ligh
your lamps, or you'll be run into!' Thi
was on the road to the railway station
"'Fwhat the divil's this?'sez th<
capt'n's voice in the dhark, an I coi^c
indee he was in a iatiier av ra^d
" 'Gharri dhriver here, dhrunlr, sorr,
sez 1. 'I've found his gharri sthrayir
about cantonmints, an now I've found
him
" 'Oh/ sez the capt'n. 'Fwhat's his
name?' 1 stooped down an pretended
to listen
'* 'He sez his name's Jungi. scrr.
sez I
" 'Hould my harse, ' sez the capt'n
to his man, an wid that he gets down
wid the whip an lays into Jungi, just
mad wid rage an swearin like the sent
lie was.
"I thought afthcr awhile hewud kill
the man, so 1 sez. 'Stop, sir, or you'll
murdher him! That dhrew all his fire
on me. an he cursed me into blazes an
out acain. I stud to attenshin an salut
ed. 'Sorr.' sez I, 'if ivry man in tin's
wurruld bad his rights. I'm thinkiu
that more than wau wud be beat rn to
a shakin eily for this night's work -
'that never came off at ali. sorr, as yon
see.' 'Now. ' thinks I to myself, 'Ter
ence Mulvaney, you've cut your own
throat, for he'll sthrike, an you'llknock
him down for the good av his sowl an
your own iverlastiu dislnrrace!'
" 5ut tne capt'n never said a 8iD ;c
wurrd. He choked where he stud, an
thir. he wint into his thrap widcutsayin
good night, an I wint back to harricks.''
"And then?" said Ortheris and I to
gether.
"That was all," said Mulvaney.
"Niver another wnrrd did I hear ii v the
whole thing. All I know was that
there was no e-vasion, an that was
fwhat I wanted. Now, I prit nt to you,
sorr, is ten days' C. B. a fit an a proper
tratement for a man who has behaved
as me?"
"Well, any'ow," said Ortheris,
"'tweren't this 'ere colonel's daughter,
an you was blazin copped when yon
tried to wash in the fort ditch."
'That," said Mulvaney, finishing the
champagne, "is a shuparfluous an im
pert'nint observation."
Tolstoi appears to have an abiding
interest for everybody from emperors
to serfs. Nobody goes to Russia without
calling on him, and everybody that
does writes about him. We have bad
him in every possible shape-socialist,
reformer, recluse, apostle, Christian
saint, literary man, crank and genius.
It remains now to present him as a hen
pecked husband, somewhat snubbed by
his family, who do not believe in his
theories and who make him the butt of
incessant little jokes and sarcasms
which he takes uncomplainingly. Such
is the picture presented by a recent
English interviewer, who says that Tol
stoi has made everything over to his
wife, even the interests in his books,
and it is as much as his family can do
to keep him decently dressed, for he
takes ofi! his clothes and gives them to
the first beggar he meets.
Equal to tbe Strain.
One of the most imposing objects on
earth is the bass drummer in a brass
band. Arrayed in full panoply, and
hammering with might and main on
both sides of the huge structure stick
ing ont in front of him, he is an awe
inspiring and fear compelling spectacle.
It is related of a bass drummer in the
Blimtown brass band that when the
band was playing and marching one
day at the front of a political proces
sion a dog, belonging probably to some
man of the opposite party, rushed ont
barking furiously, and singling out the
man with the big drum as being the
heavy villain, so to speak, made a dash
for him.
The drummer, without removing his
eyes from the faroff depths of space into
which he was gazing straight ahead,
missed just one beat. Wish his heavy
drumstick he hit the dog a blow that
knocked it entirely out of the action,
and went ahead drumming as before.
"Yes, sir, " said the Blimtown histori
ans, in speaking of the incident after
ward, "he knocked that dog down and
came in on time on the next beatl
There ain't another man alive that could
have done it I "-Detroit Free Press.
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road is of standard gauge and runs from
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One fiat car represents the rolling stock,
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ample room for the assorted loads of
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which are brought np to the fisherman's
shed from time to time from the bay
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cient strength to move the car. It is
then unloaded and returns to the bay
again by gravity
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