The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, May 31, 1899, Image 6
NO PEACE. IN
THE PHILIPPINES.
THE INSURGENTS HAVE
AGAIN BECOME AG
GRESSIVE.
[anila, Maj 28, 8pm - The ap
preach of the wet season fiads the
insurrection seemingly taking a new
lease on life. AH along the American
linee the rebels are showing more
aggressive activity, io their guerrilla
style, than at any time since the fail
of Malalos. ^
They keep the United States troops
In the trenches, sleeping in their
clothes and constantly on the alert
against dashes upon oar outposts and
they make life warm for the Ameri
can garrisons in the towns.
The bands of Gen. Lana and Gen .*
Maccardo, which retreated toward
*Tar!ac when they feared tbt j would
be caught between Gen. MacArthur
andren. Lawton, have returned io
. force to their old trenches around
San Fernando where there are daily
collisions.
Opposite oar lines on the sooth
protecting Manila, all the way around
San Pedro Macati, the Filipinos have
three rows of trenches most of the
distance
Reports from prisoners indicate
that the insurgents construe the
peace negotiations to mean that the
Americans have bad enough of fight
ing. The Filipinos are also encour
aged by the belief that thc- Americans
are prepairing for an interval of inac
tivity daring the wet Season
This period is sore to be followed
by mach suffering. Thousands of
acres that weie nuder cultivation last
year have not been plowed this year,
and the government will probably be
obliged to feed thousands, jost as it
fed the Cubans. Friendly natives,
* -amigos," continue to pour into the
American lines by land and river
routes, coming from_the territory of
Insurrection into the country where
the passage of the two armies has
left no food., and practically throwing
themselves upon the charity of their
conquerors. Such able' bodied men
as are not in the Filipino ranks have
. been kept by the insurgent leaders to
dig trenches, and old men, women
and children form the mass of the
refugees. These are doing some
plowing, bot they will be Confronted
with hunger before they can realize
any subsistence from their crops.
The United States army has organ
ize a system of distributing rice at
Hal los and some of the smaller
towns where Filipinos stores were
captured, but the latter will soon be
exhausted.
The United States transport Morgan
City, which arrived here from San
Francisco with 600 recruits for the
varions regiments sailed today for lioilo
with the troops
As it was impossible to take to Spain
the remains of the Spanish Geo. Moo
tero who was fatally wounded in a
recent engagement with the Filipinos
in the island of Mindanao and who died
ywhiie being brought here from Z&m
boango co che transport Loon Xiii, it
was decided that the interment should
take place io Manila. The funeral
were held today, hundreds of Spanish
soldiers and civilians attending tba
cortege to the grave with wreaths and
fog*. v !
The Sanieh papers declare that Mon
tero was a victim cf the Spanish gov
ernment's neglect.
Insurgents Occupy Zamboan
ga-Otis Would Enlist Mac
cab8b9s.
Manila, May 27. 10.15 a m.-The
Spanish steamer Leon XIII landed the
23d regiment of United -States regu
lars on the island of Jolo, and took
OD board the Spanish garrison, the
Americans paying the Spaniards the
usual honora
The steamer then proceeded to
Zamboanga, island of Mindanao, and
the troops there embarked on the
Leon XIII, the Puerto Rico, the
Urania and Des Hermanos, the three
last named vessels ailing for Spain
The insurgents agreed not to mo
lest the Spaniards daring the evacua
tion The Leon XIII entered Manila
harbor last evening with Sags flying
at half mast in honor of Gen. Monte
ro, who died on the passage from
Zamboanga to Manila from wounds
received in a recent engagement with
the Filipinos in Mindanao, and with
the garrison, officers and their famil
ies on board
The insurgents, it is reported, were
in possession of Zamboanga when the
Spaniards left, and it will be neces
sary for the Americans to recapture
that place.
TO ENLIST TEE MACCABEBES.
Manila, May 27, 6 p. m -Gen.
MacArthur is in favor of the experi
ment of enlisting the Maccabebes
against their old enemies, the Tagals.
A delegation of the leading Mac
cabebes has visited the general and
its spokesman read an address assur
ing the American commander of the
friendship of the Maccabebes, and of
their willingness to transfer their
allegiance from Spain to the United
States. They complained that the
Tagala murdered them and burned
their village?, and they asked to be
protected and given arms to protect
themselves.
j sisted in posting the Americans on 1
I the country and the positions of the
j enemy.
Gen. MacArthur wounld arm a
hundred of these men aad use them
! as scouts, and if the experiment
j proved successful he would enlist
more of them.
Major Gen. Otis has issued orders
inviting volunteers to re enlist for
six months, according to the act of
Congress bearing on the matter.
Representative Filipino Law
yers Appointed.
Manila, May 29.-7 p. m -An
order has been issued re establishing
the Philippine courte which have been
ciosed since the American occupa
tion. lt revives all the Spanish sys
tem not conflicting with the sover
eignty of the United States.
Tne chief justice is Cayetano
Arrelano. -The associates of the
civil branch are Manuel Arauila,
Colonel Crowder and Gregorio Arita.
Justices of the criminal branch are
Kay mun do M el Hz, Ambrosio Kian
Izares, Julio Loren to, Maj. Young and
Capt. Birkheimer. The attorney
general is Fioreutio Torres. This
corresponds with the American su
preme court.
The oath prescribed begins :
.?I recognize and accept the su
preme authority of the United States
of America," etc.
The Filipino members are all prom
inent lawyers. Arrellano is the lead
er of the profession in the islands
In the early stages ot the Filipino
movement he Was Aguinaldo's princi
pal adviser in the first'cabinet. Molliza
was president of the insurgent gov
ernment at Iloilo Torres is the leader
of the local : .mmittea working with
a commission to conciliate the insur
rectionists.
Spanish will be the official lan
guage of the courts.
There has been agitation among
the local British and American busi
ness men and American lawyers who
have come to the Philippines to make
"fortunes, to have the English code
and language adopted, but Maj. Gen.
Otis coudencld that it would be un
wise, even if practicable, to upset
the long usage. He thought it best
to give the natives courts in the lan
guage to which they have been
accustomed The- Spanish salaries
proved a stumbling block to obtain
ing good men, the highest being
only $2,500, the Spanish judges are
abolished. Ail the judges are repre
sentative men.
Two correspondents of a New
York newspaper have been disbarred
for fabricating an interview with Gen.
Lawton, dated May 23 at Manila,
and for evading the censorship.
The steamer El Cano has arrived
here from the island af Guam, bring
ing the Filipinos who were exiled
there by the Spaniards for participat
ing in tbe old.rebellion. a
Queer Logic.
A. B William?, editor of the Green
ville News, claims that the Baptist
Church bas ex communicated the State
of S3Uth Caroiica. Daring its recent
session in Louisville, Ky , the South
ern Baptist Convention agreed upon a
resolution to exclude all liquor dealers
from membership. This, Mr Williams
ciaims, includes the State of Sooth
Carolina and also the individual oit:z?ns
who compose the State.
According to the York ville Enquirer,
the above "deduction is very well
foaoded from a standpoint of logic "
It is, is it ? Such logic could be used
to prove any old tbiog. If all ths
citizens of South Carolina are liquor
dealers, so are the citizens of States
which license the sale of liquor for the
public profit. And by the same token,
all the citizens of the United States are
distillers. The general government
permits the operation of distilleries and
takes he lion's share of the profits
So, such logic as the Greenville
News employs and the Ecquirer enjoys
woo'd wipe out the whole membership of
the Southern Baptist Church -Col um
bia Record
COWFENS CELEBRATION.
Gaffoey, May 27 -Cowpecs battle
celebration was a success, ao immense
orowd being present from far and near.
Tbe HOD Amos J Cummings, from
New York, the chief speaker, deliver
ed a patriotic address. He was fol
lowed by the Hon Stanyarnc Wilson,
who read au ode on tbe Cowpeos battle,
a contribution from the Daughters of
the American Revolution. The other
speakers were the Hon. A. C. Latimer,
Major John Jones, of Blaoksburg ;
Congressman eleot, D E Finley, and
tbe Rev J. D-. Bailey, of Cowpeos.
Charleston ~c7iUy 29. - Worth
less negroes on Sullivan's island have
recently caused muob excitement by
attacking United States soldiers with
out any apparent cause. On Saturday
night the negroes fired at the looe sen
try on Fort Caproo, the mortar battery,
and Sunday night they assaulted pri
vate Owens while he was walkiog bis
beat in front of headquarters and shot
him io the hand. They also took bis
sword bayonet and slashed bis cap and
coat. The entire garrison was aroused
and searching parties scoured tbe island
in vain for tbe desperadoes
The New York Tribune bas fouad a I
trust with $2.OOO.OOO capital, only
$2,000 cf which has been paid in
Bat that wiii do ss well as any to take
'n the confiding.
PREPARING FOR
A BIG ARMY.
Scraps of interesting Politi
cal Gossip From Wash
ington.
Washington, May 29 -Ttrere is
something decidedly suspicious in
the news from the Philippines. Not
a line of press news can be cabled
from Manila until it has been approv
ed by the United States military
censor, and it is not likely that he I
wbuld approve anything the ad
ministration did not wish made
public. Hence the publication
of the statement that it would
be impossible for Gen. Otis
to conquer even the entire island of
Luzon, not to mention the remainder
of the group, so that it would stay
conquered, without a large increase
in his army, was allowed .to pass the
censor for a purpose. Not being in
the confidence of the administration
-few persons, even among the most
prominent republicans, are-it can
not be positively stated what that
purpose is, but the inference is that
it is intended to pave the way for
one of two things : a call for volun
teers to reinforce Otis,, or to make
the people of this country satisfied
with some dicker that is about to be
made with the Filipinos, and which
they would naturally be inclined to
be dissatisfied with The preponder
ance of opinion in Washington is
that it means more volunteers.
Orders have been sent to the civilian
members of the Philippine commis
sion that they must do nothing to
interfere with the military plans of
Gen. Otis, which is confirmation of
the reported wrangles in the com
mission.
After holding it back for many
months, Mr. McKinley has issued
his much advertised order modifying
the civil service rules lt doesn't
appear to please anybody overmuch
It excepts a total of somewhere in
the neighborhood of four thousand
places from the operation of the civil
service rule, but as most of those
places are already filled by republi
cans, it will . "make comparatively
little new patronage for the republi
can leaders, lt doesn't touch the
government printing office, which eo
many republicans have been trying
so bard to get thrown open to them
So far as the party workers are con
cerned, the order is likely to do more
harm than good to the republican
party.
Representative Dalzell, of Peon
sylvania, who stands about as much
show as Payne, the New York anti
Platt candidate, dropped into Wash
ington a day or two ago and
announced that he was a candidate
for speaker. He could not control
*three votes in the Pennsylvania dele*
gation, counting his own, to save hie
neck Bingham is the dummy can
didate of the Pennsylvania delega
tion, and will remain such until Quay
Jecides who shall get these voles.
No surprise was caused in Wash
ington by Senator Piatt's flat-footed
declaration that McKinley and Ho
bart would be renominated. So far
as McKinley is concerned, Platt has
been mortgaged since early in the
present administration ; his endorse
ment of Hobart means that if he
ever had any idea of helping lo get
Roosevelt second place on the ticket,
it has been abandoned, but whether
because he wasn't pleased with
Roosevelt or whether the latter
wasn't pleased with the idea of
second place, is a matter of conjee
tore, but the former is more likely to
be true ? The declaration of Senator
Penrose, who is Boss Quay's man
and mouth piece, in favor of McKin
ley's renomination is nothing more
than a bid for administration help for
Quay in his contest to get bis seat
in tbe senate This was doubtless
pleasing to Mr. McKinley, whether
he means to help Quay or not, as he
found Quay decidely "uppish"' to
wards the administration while he
was in the senate.
The administration was very par
ticular to have the widest circulation
given to the report of the beef court
of inquiry, but it has now discovered
that ali of the $200,000 set aside to
pay for the inquiry has been used up,
and has ordered work stopped on the
punting of the testimony, upon
which that report was supposed to be
based, after it had all been put in
type. It has all along been contend
ed by many that the administration
never intended tc make the testimo
ny public, and this action makes it
look as though that contention was
correct.
Secretary Alger has been putting
bis foot in it again. Several davs
ago, he cause an order to be issued
by the war department instructing
the military authorities in Cuba to
give clearances to Cuban vessels
under the Cuban flag, and at the
same time stating that the vessels
fiying the Cuban flag would not be
under American protection. As there
is no Cuban government, there can be
no recognized Cuban flag ; hence the
order strikes the average man as
ludicrous Somebody called Mr
McKinley's attention to the order
and he directed that it be referred to
the attorney general for an opiuion
This opiniou, it is expected, will
knock the order out It might
answer for Cuban vessels to go from
one Cuba port ic another, under
such a clearance, but io any port
outside cf Cuba, the masters of such
vessels would be at anybody's mercy ;
they would have no consul to appeal
to in case of unjust treatment of any
'sort, and no stand Dg injany court of
admiralty. Alger's specialty ap
pears to be doing the wrong thing.
The Dewey ome Fund isn't
growing as fast as it might. It did not
reach a total of $5,000 until .ay.
Unless it gets a move on, it will not
be big enough to buy a Washington
House by the time Dewey gets home.
THE PENITENTIARY
\ INVESTIGATION.
Legislative Committee to Vis
it the Sf;ate Farms.
Tbe time for the penitentiary invest
igating committee to resume its work
is rapidly approaching and the coming j
session is being looked forward to with
considerable interest.
Ooe of the prominent members of
the committee bas stated io the last
j few days that the members have been
io constant commuoioation with ooe
another for some time and that tbs
committee will certainly reconvene io
j this oity OD June 13. The committee,
it is stated, proposes to visit several of
the Strte farms and will endeavor to
complete the work io hand within a
week. It is probable then that the
j committee will adjourn until the latter
I part of Joly or the first of August,
when the body will meet at some point
io the up-country, probably Anderson
or Greenville The idea io doing this
will be to give Col. Neal's witnesses an
opportunity tc finish working their
j crops, and puc them to as little es
j pense as possible It is announced that
ft ii the purpose of the committee to give
Col. Neal every showiog possible in
the oenduct of the investigation.
While appreciating the kindness of
the management of the South Carolina
summer resorts the committee seems to
be very emphatic in declining to go
i on anything that could be considered
a junketing expedition.
It is understood that daring the
recess the committee bas come into
possession of a great many fac:s that
will begiu to bob up soon after the
next session opens aod'ft is hinted that
several very prominent men, iooludiog
some officials and ex-efficiais, are likely
tO be summoned to appear as witnesses.
The committee gives no indication BS
wo when it expects to finally conclude
its work of investigation and enter
upon the preparation of its report to be
filed with thegovernor. Nothing more
has been heard as to what Col Neal
will do about payiog the shortage
already found. It was some time ago
said that the amount would be paid
when the board next met -The State.
-- ? ?
PROPOSALS SUBMITTED
BY SEVERAL COUN
TRIES.
The Hague, May 29 -A brief
oficial reoord of the doing of the
peace conference during the past week
says: "Provisional proposals for media
tion aud arbitration have been submitted
by the representatives of Russia, Great
Britain, Italy and the United States."
The correspondent here of the Asso
ciated Press learns that the statement
that the Americans have submitted an
arbitration proposal is not correct.
Their proposals for a permanent
tribunal are not ready, as a Frenoh
translation is necessary.
They will probably be submitted on
Wednesday.
Count Nigra, chief of the Italian
d l gation, submitted a proposal of
mediation and arbitration consisting of
six articles, tn the form of an amend
ment to the Russian project.
The Americans also submitted an
amendment demanding that, in the
event of a dispute between the two
nations, eaoh should choose another
to act together as arbitrators to settle
the difference without bloodshed This
must not be couofounded witb the
proposal for a permanent arbitration
tribunal which the Americans will
introduce during the week.
Paris, May 27.-Early this morning
it was rumored that the preisdent of
the civil seotion of the ccurt of
cassation, Baliott de Beaupre, had
reported to the president of ibe court
of cassation, Marean, io favor of a
revision of the Dreyfus triai, aod
sending the prisoner again before a
court-martial. This later in the day
was confirmed by a direct statement
that the president of tho civil section
had so reported to the president of the
court of cassation.
Macon, May 27.-A special to tbe
Telegraph from Columbas, Ga , says ;
Intelligence reached Columbus today of
the mmder of Jule C. Smith, a well
known planter and merchant, near
Columbus, by Bill Harris, a negro
Harris shot Mr. Smith as be was
entering his residence. It is said that
Mr. Smith bad reproved the negro for
stealing chickens Thu authorities are
after the negro.
Waterloo, Ia., May 28.-Through
train from Chicago to Minneapolis,
over the Kook Island and Burlington,
Cedar Rapids and Northern railways,
was wrecked at 1 15 Sunday morning
at the crossing of Sink Creek, about
four miles southeast of this place.
The train consisted of s .. coaches,
iooludiog mail and baggage oars,
smoking car, two passenger coaches
and sleeper. Nine persons were killed
and 23 injured.
Paying Cuban Soldiers.
Dead Men Named ; Live Sol
diers Omitted From Roll's
Habana, May 28 -There were
1 ll applications today for shares in
the 3,000,000 which the United
States has offered as a gratuity to the
Cuban troops. Thirty were given
$75 each. The others were not on
the rolls, although they had guns
which they were ready to turn in and
certificates of service. y/
The United States military author
ities consider that the rolls are very
unreliable. Indeed the opinion is
freely expressed that a large propor
tion of the names are fictitious and
that the rolls omit a majority of the
names of those rightly entitled to
share in the gratuty. The object of
this, apparently, is to discredit the
entire proceedings and to show the
Cuban public that a large nnmber of
the troops refused to take American
money.
Lieut Col George M. Randall of
the Eighth United States infantry,
the commissioner superintending the
distribution here, went carefully over
the rolls and one battalion with its
commander. He pointed out 34
names of men who are dead and
names of others who bad not been
heard of out side the roils
Of those paid today 25 turned in
arms-Mausers, Remingtons and Car
bines. The other five showed re
ceipts from the alcalde vouching for
the delivery of their arms
The payment will continue until
noon to/norrow in Habana city, but
Col.. Randall believes it will be nec
essary to have additional days after
awhile here and extra pay roHs for
men who have undoubtedly seen ser
vice. He also believes that were
the payment to be continued in
Habana for the next three days at
least 99 per cent, of thoae entitled to
apply would do so. Most of those
who received shares today asserted
that they only heard by accident that
the distibution was now actually
taking place
Coi Randall will send to Senor
Perfecto Lacoste, the mayor, all the
arms turned in today.
The first payment outside of Ha
bana will be made on Tuesday at
Santiago de las Vegas, whither Col
Randall' the clerks and 40 soldiers
will go with the paymaster.
Gen. Carpenter, military governor
of the department of Puerto Principle,
arrived today to attend the meeting
of military governors summoned by
Gov. Gen Brooke for Thursday next
He reports that affairs in that pro
vince are in good condition ; that the
people continue at work, and that
there is no trouble from brigands
The muster out of the volunteers
there leaves the Eighth United States
cavalry, numbering 300 men. and the
Fifteenth United States infantry
numbering 700, as the force of occu
pation.
Gen Brooks intends to mcdify the
mortgage extension decree so as to
exclude properties that were bankrupt
before the rebellion and city property.
An artillery sergeant has been re
duced to ranks for mterferiog with the
police. Maj. Gen. Ludlow, military
governor of Habana, in approving the
sentence said the matter was a grave
ene and that the soldiers must learn to
respect the difference between the civil
and military authorities.
More Than 300 Cuban Sol
diers Applied Yesterday for
a Snare of the $3,000,
OOO.
Habaoa, May 29 -Today's events
in connection with the payment of the
Cuban troops entitled to apply here for
a share ia the American gratuity have
effectually killed off the opposition to
the receipt of the bounty by privates.
In American military circles it is;
considered that a fine start has been
made and that the opposition is
defeated.
Over three hundred privates arrived
during the day to apply for payment
but though Lieut. Col. George M.
Randall, of the Eighth United States
infantry, the distributor here, kept his
office cpen from 10 a. m., only 112
could be paid during that interval, as
each man took up several minutes.
Many who brought arms were not on
the rolls at ali. Ninety-nine rifles
were surrendered, most cf the appli
cants declining to take any chances
io turning the weapons over to the
mayor of Habaoa, evidently believing
lt would be better to givo them direct
to the Americans.
At the conclusion of the day's work
there were more than 200 who had not
been heard. Tbess will have to wait
until after the return of the pay oar oo
June 15 when there wilt probably be
extra days assigned to Habana.
Gen Pedro Delgado, commanding
the Cuban forces around Gaanajay
called his men together today, and told
them they were disbanded and ordered
them to take their arms and go home.
Of the two hundred some thirty who
were mounted oo ponies, said they
would ride to Habana and get their
money. Thereupon Gen. Delgado who
was formerly a notorious bandit, called
upon the rest to draw up io lite and to
phoot any mao who took the road to
Habana. The thirty mounted mea j
gloomily dispersed They will have
an opportunity to receive their shares
later.
Thc 3 ad Toot's JXcin.i..
Many stories are told of McDonald
Oiarke, known 50 years ago in New
York as tbe "Mad Poet," which show
that he had a vein of great shrewdness?,
such as is often possessed by people
who are counted insane.
One day he was seated at a table in a
New York i otei quietly eating his sim
ple dinner when two young men took
their seats at the same table. They were
not gentlemen i:; ihe best sense of the
word, and it occurred to them that they
might have some sport with the poor
poet. Consequently oue of them said in
an unnecessarily clear tone:
"I have seeu almost everything and
everybody in New York except McDon
ald Clarke. I have a great admiration
for his poems, aud I would give a great
deal to see the maH."
When he paused, the mad poet leaned
forward and said with evident gratifica
j tion:
i "Sir, I am McDonald Clarke, whom
j yon say yon wish to see."
The young man stared at him with
much rudeness for a moment, and then,
drawing a quarter from his pocket, he
laid it on the poet's plate, saying,
"That's for the sight!"
Clarke looked at the coin for an in
stant, and then, placing it in his pockety
he took out a "York shilling," 12$
cents. This he handed to the you g
man, saying gravely, "Children half
price."-Youth's Companion.
A Decidedly Novel Claim.
A claim once made on the explorer,
Cameron, in the neighborhood of Ga
boon, Africa, shows the peculiar work
ings of the native African's mind.
Some of Cameron's possessions proved
unduly attractive to a native, and he
determined on transferring the owner
ship to himself. He accordingly paid
another native 200 io procure for him
the coveted goods.
The assistant took the money and did
his best to earn it, but Mr. Cameron
had perversely locked up the very arti
cles that the fellow's employer had set
his heart upon. Tbe man could not car
ry out his bargain, and neither did he
feel that he could part with the money.
Therefore he ran off with it. What
more logical than that the man who
was the loser by $200 should expect the
explorer to make the Joss good? This he
assuredly did expect.
He went to Mr. Cameron and told
him the story, demanding in the first
place the $200 which he, Cameron, by
locking up his goods, had compelled the
complainant to lose, and, secondly, the
actual price of the goods themselves,
which, but for these arbitrary measures,
would now have been in his possession.
It is not stated that his expectations
were realized.-Watchman.
Sterne' ^Destitution.
Laurence Sterne, the writer, was the
victim of the intensest poverty. A little
time before his death, being in a state
of destitution, he went one evening to
borrow 5 from his friend Garrick.
Upon arriving, be heard music and
knew that a party was going on. He
heard the merry laughter, and, gently
replacing the uplifted knocker, retraced
his steps.
We never feel our miseries so keenly
as when contrasted with the joys of
others, and it is only then that we re
alize Wordsworth's picture:
And homeless near 3 thousand homes I stood
And near a thousand tables pined for food.
Another story of this writer does not
evoke so much sympathy. It was known
that Sterne used his wife very ill, and
in talking with Garrick one day in fine
sentimental style of conjugal love and
fidelity he said, "The husband who be
haves unkindly to his wife deserves to
have his house burn down over his
head."
"If you think so," said Garrick
quietly, 'I lvpe yours is well insured."
A Malay Sultan's Letter.
In the cover there were three inclo
snres-a formal letter of extreme polite
ness, written by a scribe; secondly, a
letter written in my friend's own hand;
and thirdly, another paper, headed,
"Hidden Secrets," written also in the
sultan's own hand. At the top of the
first page of the second letter is writ
ten, "Our friendship is sealed in the
inmost recesses of my heart." Then
this, "I send this letter to my honored
and renowned friend" (here follow my
name, designation and some conven
tional compliments). The letter then
continues: "Yon, my ear friends are
never out of my thoughts, and they are
always wishing you well. I hear that
you are coming to see me, and for that
reason my heart is exceedingly glad, as
though the moon had fallen into my
lap or I had teen given a cluster o2
flowers grown in the garden called *"*
Benjerana Sri, wide opening under the
influence of the sun's warm rays."
"Unaddressed Letters," by Swetten
bam.
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An Antenuptial Understanding:. j*
"There is one question I want to ask
you, dearest," said the beautiful girl a9
. e toyed with the diamond ring cn
. sr third finger. "When we are mar
ried, will you expect me to bake my
own bread?"
"You can do as you like aboutit,
darling," be replied, "but I certainly
shall iDsi^-t upon your not baking
mine."-Chicago News.
A Bellicose YouA .
The boy is still father tc the man. A
certain prominent political hustler,
who: like the British tar in "Pinafore,"
is ever ready with his fists, showed his
pugilistic taste at an early age.
The first day he went to school the
family were, of course, anxious to know
his impression of the new occupation.
"Well, Sammy." said his father,
"what did you learn on your first day at
school0"
Stra ghtening up and assuming a,^-"
bellicose attitude, Sam replied, "Father,
I learned I can lick every boy in my
class. "
A few days later his love of pugilism
and frequent battles led to his expr.y^
sion. He came home that day and sur
prised his good mother with the remark. j
4'Well mother, thank the Lord. I have
been turned ont! '--Cleveland Plain j
Dealer. _j