The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, February 16, 1898, Image 8
BOLGER'SREPUT?TIO]
By BBE? EABTR
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(Copyri^i:, 1SS7, by Bret Harte.]
/ . We all remember -very distinctly Bn
ger's advent in Bafctiesnake Camp,
"was daring the rainy season-a seasc
singularly inducive to settled refiectr
impressions as we sat and smok<
around the stove in Mcsby's grocer
Like older and more civilized commi
nities we had our periodic waves <
sentiment and opinion, ^?tk the exce;
- l??n that thej were more ?-V^nescent w?l
; - and as we had just passed through
fortnight of dissipation and extrav
gance owing- to a visit xrom some gan
biers and specnlatcrs, we were now ni
dergoing a severe moial revulsion, par
. ^Induced by redncea finances and par
iy *y ^? arrival of two families wit
grown np daughters-on the- hill .
fi was raining, with occasional wan
breaths through the openf window <
the southwest trades, redolent of tl
lc -saturated spices of the woods and spring
ing grasses, which perhaps were sligh
V inconsi stent with the~hot stove aroun
wfcick W9 had congregated. Bat il
stove was only an excuse fer our lis
less, gregarious gathering; warmth an
idleness went well together, and it wi
I currently accepted that we had caugl
from the particular reptile who gave il
name to our camp much of its pathetit
lifelong search fer warmth and its hat
its elf indolent basking in it A few c
HS still went through the affectation c
attempting to dry our damp clothes b
the stove and sizzling our wet boot
against it, but as the same individual
calmly permitted the rain to drive i
upon them -through the. open windon
without moving and seemed tc take in
imite delight in the amount of stear
ikey generated, even that pretense drop
ped. Crotahzs himself, with his tail in ;
muddy ditch and the sun striking coL
fire from his slit eyes as he basked hi
beadon a wann stone beside it, ooul<
not nave typified us better.
Percy Briggs took his pipe from hi
mouth at last and said with reSectiv
severity: 11 Well,.gentlemen, if weean'
get the wagen road over here, and i
we're goin to be left out by the stage
coach company, we can at least straight
en up the camp and not have it lool
; like a cross between a tenement aile]
and a broken-down circus. I declare :
was just sick when these two Mullii
girls started to make a short cut througl
the camp. Darned if they didn't tun
round and. take to the woods and th(
Battler's again afore they got half way.
And that benighted idiot Tom Bolling
standin there in the ditch, spattered al
over with slumgullion till he lookec
. like a spotter tarrypin wa via his fin?
. and sashaying baukards and forrard<
and savin, 'This way, ladies, - this
way."'
"I didn't," returned Tom Boliins
quite casually, without looking up from
his steaming boots. "I didn't start in
night, afore last\to dance 'The Green
Corn Dance' outer 'Hiawatha,' with
feathers in my hair and a red blanket
cn my shoulders, round that family's
. new potato patch in order that it might
'increase and multiply. ' I didn't sing
'Sabbath Mornin Bells' with an anvil
accompaniment until 12 o'clock at night
over afc the crossin so that they might
dream cf their happy childhood's home.
. It seems, to me that it wasn't me did ii.
I might be mistaken-it was late-but I
have the impression that it wasn't me. "
From the silence that followed this
would seem to have been clearly the
actual performance of the previous
speaker, who, however, responded quito
cheerfully: "An evenin cf simple, child?
ish gayety den't count. Wc got to start
ia again fair. What wc want here is to
clear up and encourage decent immi?
gration and get rid of gambiin's and
blatherskites that are makin this here
camp their happy nuntin ground. We
?don't want any more perraiskous shoot
in. Wo don't want any more' paie tin
the town red. Wo don't want any more
swaggerin gall oe ts ridin up to this gro?
cery and em pty in their six shooters in
the air. afore they light. , We want to
put a stop to it peacefully and without
a row-and we kin. We ain't got no
bullies cf our own to fight back, and
they know it, so they know they won't
get no cr?ait bullyin us-they'll leave,
if we're only firm. It's all along of our
d-d fool good nature. They see it
amuses us, and they'll keep it up as
long as ^ tho whisky's free. What we
want to do is, when the next man
comes waltzin along"
A distinct clatter frein the rocky hill?
side here mingled with the puff of damp
air through the window.
"Locks as if we might hev a show
sven now," said Jim Bollins, removing
his feet from the steve as we all in?
stinctively faced toward the window.
"I recken you're in with us in this,
Mosby,"said Briggs, turning toward
the proprietor of the grocery, who had
been leaning listlessly against the wall
j behind his bar.
"Arter the man's had a i?ir show,"
said Mosby cautiously. He deprecated
the prevailing condition of things, but
it was still an open question whether
the families would prove as valuable
customers as his present clients. "Ev
"erything in moderation, gentlemen?"
The sound of galloping hoofs came
Bearer, now swishing in the soft mud of
the highway, until the unseen rider
pulled up before the door. There was no
shouting, however, nor did he announce
himself with the usual salvo of firearms;
but when, after a singularly heavy
tread, and the jingle of spurs on tho
* platform, the door flew open to the new?
comer he seemed a realization cf our
worst expectations. Tali, broad and
muscular, he carried in ene hand a
shotgun, while from his hip dangled a
heavy navy revolver. His long hair, un?
kempt, but oiled, swept a greasy circle
around his shoulders. His ^enormous
- mustache, dripping with wet,'complete?
ly concealed his mouth. His costume of
fringed buckskin was wild and outre
even for our frontier camp; but what
was moro confirmative cf our suspicions
was thai he was evidently in the habit
of making an impression, and after a
distinct pause at the doorway with only
a side glance at us he strode toward the
bar.
"As there don't seem to bc no hotel
hereabouts, I reckon I kin put up my
mustang here and hare a shakedown
somewhere behind that counted he
said. His voice seemed to have added to
its natural depth the hoarseness of fre?
quent overstraining.
"You ain't got no buck to spare, you
boys-hevyou?" asked Mosby evasively.
, glancing at Percy Briggs, without look?
ing at the stranger. We all looked at
Briggs also; it was his affair after all
he had originated this opposition. To
our surprise ho said nothing.
The stranger leaned heavily on tho
counter. "I was speakm to you," ho
said with his;eyes on Mosby and slight?
ly accenting the pronoun with a tap of
his revolver butt on the bar. " You don't
seem to catch on "
Mosby smiled feebly and again casi
an imploring glance at Briggs. To our
? greater astonishment Briggs said quiet-,
ly, "Why don't you answer the stran?
ger, Mosby?"
"Yes, yes " said Mosby suavely, tc
the- newcomer, while an angry fiush
crossed his check as he recognized tba
"I was speaktn to you," Tic said.
position in which Briggs had placed
him. "Of course you're welcome to
whatdoin'sl kev here, but I reckoned
these gentlemen, over there," with a
vicious glance at Briggs, "might fis you
up somethin better; they're so pow'ful
kind to yonr sort. "
The stranger threw down a goldpieco
on the counter and said, "Fork out
your whisky then, ' ' waited until hi3
glass was filled, took it in his hand and
then drawing an empty chair to tho
stove sat down beside Briggs. "Seein
as you're that kind, "he said placing
his heavy hand on Briggs' knee. ' 'mebbo
you kin tell me if thar's a shanty or a
cabin, at Battiesnake that I kin get fer
a couple of weeks. I saw an empty one
at the head of the hill. You see, gen?
tlemen," he added confidentially as ho
swept the drops of whisky from his long
mustache with his fingers aad glanced
around our group, "I've got some busi?
ness over at Bigwood (our nearest town),
but as a place to stay at it ain't my
style."
V* What's the matter with Bigwood?"
said Briggs abruptly.
"It's too howiin, too festive, too
rough. Thar's too much yeliin and
shcotin goin on day and night .Thar's
too many card sharps anfe gay gumbolicn
cavortin about the town to please me;
too much permiskous soakin at the bar
and free jim jams. What I want isa
quiet place whar a man kin give his
mind and elbow a rest betwixt grippin
his shoctin irons and crookin in his
whisky; a sort of slew, quiet, easy
place like this."
Weall stared at him, Percy Briggs as
fixedly as any, but there was not tho
slightest trace of irony, sarcasm or pe?
culiar significan ce in his manner. He
went on slowly :
"When I struck this here camp a min
itago; when I seed that thar ditch
meanderin peaceful like through tho
street, without a hotel cr free saloon or
express office on either ^ side, with tho
smoke jas o a- curlin over the chimblv o?
that log shanty and tho bresh just set
fire to and a-smolderin in that potato
patch with a kind cf old time stingin
in your eyes and nose and a few wom?
en's ends just a-fiutterin cn a line by
the fence, I says to myself: * Bulger,
this is peace. This is wot you're lookin
for, Bulger; this is wot you're wan tin;
this is wot you'll hev!' "
"You say you've business over at
Bigwood. What business?" said Briggs.
"It's a peculiar business, young fel?
low," returned the stranger gravely.
"Thar's different men as has different
opinions about it. Some allows it's an
easy business; some allows it's a rough
business; some says it's a sad business;
others says it's gay and festive. Some
wonders as how I've got into it, and
others wonder how I'll get out of it.
It's a payin business; it's a peaceful
sort of business when left to itself.
"It's a peculiar business-a business
that sort of b'longs to me> though I
ain't got no patent from Washington
for it-a business that's my own. " He
rose and said: "Let's meander over
and take a look at that empty cabin, and
if she suits me, why, I'll plank down a
slug for her cn the spot and move in to?
morrow. I'll pick up suthin in tho way
of boxes and blankets from the grocery
and if thar's a comer whar I kin stand
my gun and a nail to hang up my re?
volver, why, I'm ali thar!"
By this time we were no longer as?
tonished when Briggs rose and not on?
ly accompanied tho sinister looking
stranger to the empty cabin, but assist?
ed him in negotiating with the owner
for a fortnight's occupancy. Neverthe?
less we eagerly assailed Briggs on his
return fer some explanation of this sin?
gular change in his attitude toward thc
stranger. He coolly reminded us, how?
ever, that while his intention of exclud?
ing ruffianly adventurers from the camp
remained the same he had no right to
go back cn the stranger's sentiments,
which were evidently in accord with
our own, and although Mr. Bulger's
appearance was inconsistent with them
that was only an additional reason why
we should substitute a mild firmness
for that violence which '.ve all deprecat?
ed, but which might attend his abrupt
, dismissal. We were all satisfied except
Mosby ,~who had noLyet recovered from
Briggs' change of front, which he was
pleased to call "crawfishing. " "Seem
etilo me his account o? Iiis business wai
very satisfactory. Sorter fillin the bil",
ali round-no mistake thar,''' he sug?
gested with a malicious irony. "I likv
fe man that's outspoken."
"I understand him very well, " saic
Briggs quietly.
"In course you did. Only wher.
you've settled in your mind whether he
was describin horse stealiu or tract dis
tributing mebbe you'll let me know.:'
It would seem, however, that Brigg;
did not interrogate thc stranger again
regarding it, nor did we, who wer?
quite content to leave matters in hit
bauds. Enough that Ur. Bulger moved
into the empty cabin the nest day, and
with the aid o? a few old hoses from
tho grocery which he quickly extempo?
rized into tables and chairs, and thc
purchase of some necessary cooking
utensils soon made himself at home.
The rest of the camp, now thoroughly
aroused, made a point cf leaving their
work in the ditches whenever they could
to stroll carelessly around Bulger's tene?
ment in the vague hope of satisfying a
curiosity that had become tormenting.
But they could not find that he was do?
ing anything of a suspicious character
-except perhaps from the fact that it
was not outwardly suspicious, which I
grieve to say did not lull them to secu?
rity. He seemed to be either fixing up
his cabin or smoking in his doorway.
On the second day he checked thia
itinerant curiosity by taking the ini?
tiative himself and quietly walking
from claim to claim anil from cabin to
cabin with a pacific, but by no means a
satisfying, interest. The shadow of his
tall figure carrying his inseparable gun.
which h?d not yet apparently "stood
in! tho comer, " falling upon an exca?
vated bank beside the delving miner::
gave them a sense of uneasiness they
could not explain. A few characteristic
yells of boisterous hilarity from their
noontide gathering under a cottonwood
somehow ceased when Mr. Bulger was
seen gravely approaching, and his
casual stopping before a poker party in
the gulch -actually caused cue of tho
most reckless gamblers to weakly reccdo
from "a bluff" and allow his adversary
to sweep the board. After this it waa
felt tha t matters were becoming serious.
There was no subsequent patrolling ci
the camp before the stranger's cabin.
Their. curiosity was singularly abated.
A general feeling of repulsion kept
within bonds partly by the absence cf
any overt act from Bulger and partly
by an inconsistent overconsciousncss of
his shotgun, took its place, but an un?
expected occurrence revived it.
One evening as the usual social circle
was drawn around Mosby's stove, the
hazy silence was broken by the familiar
sounds of pistol shots and a series of
more familiar shrieks and yells from
the rocky hill road. The men quickly
recognized the voices cf their oldfriend?
the roisterers and gamblers from Saw?
yers Dam; they as quickly recognized
the returning shouts here and there
from their new companions who were
returning them. I grieve to say that in
spite cf their previous attitude of ref?
ormation- a smile of gratified expectan?
cy lit up the faces cf the younger mem?
bers, and even the older ones glanced
dubiously at Briggs. .Mosby made no
attempt to conceal a sigh cf relief as ho
carefully laid out an extra supply of
glasses in his bar. Suddenly the on?
coming yells ceased, the wild gallop o'
hoofs slackened into a trot and finally
halted, and even the responsive shouts
of the camp stopped aiso. Weall looked
vacantly at each other. Mosby leaped
over his counter and went to the door.
Briggs followed with the rest of us.
Thc night was dark and it was a few
minutes before we could distinguish a
struggling, vague, but silent procession
moving through the moist, heavy air on j
the hill. Bus to our surprise it wa?
moving away from us-absolutely leav?
ing the camp ! We were still staring in
expectancy when out cf the darkness
slowly emerged a figure which we rec?
ognized at once as Captain Jim-one of
the most reckless members of our camp.
Pushing us back into the grocery he en?
tered without a word, closed the door
behind him and threw himself vacantly
into a chair. Wo at once pressed around
him. He looked up at us dazedly, drew
a long breath and said slowly :
"It's no use, gentlemen; somethings
got to be done with that Bulger, and
mighty quick."
* ' What's the matter?' ' we asked eager
ly
"Matter," ho repeated, passing his
hand across his forehead, "matter? Look
you ! You all heard them coys from
Sawyers Dam comm over the hill? You
heard their music-mebbe you heard us
join in the chorus? Well, on they come,
waltzin down the hill like old times,
and we waitin for 'em. Then, jest as
they passed the ola cabin, who do you j
think the}- ran right into, shootiii iron,
long hair and mustache and all that,
standin thar plump in the end? Why,
Bulger."
"Well!"
"Weil! Whatever it was, don't ask
me, but durn my skin if, after a word or
two from him, them boys jest stopped
yellin, turned round like lambs and
xr.io away peacefuilike along with him.
Wo ran after 'em a spell, still yellii:,
when that thar Bolger faced around,
said to i:s that he'd come clown here fer
quiet ami if he couldn't hev ic he'd
nev to leave with these gentlemen who
wanted it, t^o, and I'm gosh darned if
the.se 'gentlemen'-you know 'em all,
Patsey Carpenter, Snap ?hot Hairy and
the others-never said a. darned word,
but kinder nodded 'So leng' and went
away!"
Our astonishment and mystification
were complete, and, I regret to .suv, the
indignation of Captain Jim and Mosby
equally so. "If we're going to bo bossed
by the firct newcomer," said the former
gloomily, "I reckon wc might as well
take our chances with the Sawyers
Dam boys, whom we know."
"If we aro goin to hev ibe legitimate
trade of Rattlesnake interft red with by
the cranks of .some hidin horse thief or
retired road agent," said Mosby, "wo
might as well invite thc hull of Joaquin
Marietta's gang here at once; but I sup?
pose this is part of Bulger's particular
business. " he added, with a withering
glance at Briggs.
"I understand i? all,"said Brig.;.
quickly. "You know I told youth!;
bullies couldn't live in thc same ti:;:'
together. That':": human nature, 222
that's how plain DJC?, like 3-011 and mi.
manage to scud along without gottin
plugged. You see, Bulger wasn't goin
to hev any of his own kind jurapin bis
claim here, and I reckon he was pow'fai
enough to back down Sawyers Dam.
Anyhow, the bini! told, and here we arc
in peace and quietness. "
"Until he lets us know what is his
little game," sneered Mosby.
Nevertheless such is tho force ci
mysterious power that, although it wa?
exercised against what we firmly I;-.
lieved was tue independence of thc
camp, it extorted a certain respect fro::;
us. A few thought it was not a bad
thing to have a professional bully ana
even took care to relate the discomfiture
of the wicked youth of Sawyers Dam
for the benefit of a certain adjacent and
powerful camp who had looked down
upon us. He himself, returning the
same evening from his self imposed es?
cort, vouchsafed no other reason than
the one he had already given. Prepos?
terous as it seemed, we were obliged to
accept it and the still more preposter?
ous inference that he had sought Rattle?
snake Camp solely for tho purpose ci
acquiring and securing its peace and
quietness. Certainly he had no other
occupation. The little work ho did up?
on the tailings or the abandoned claim
which reach within his little cabin was
scarcely a pretense. He went over cn
certain days to Bigwcod on account of
his business, but no one had ever seen
him there, ncr could the description of
his manner and appearance evoke any
information from the Bigwoodians. lt
remained a mystery.
It had also been believed that the ad?
vent of Bulger would intensify that
fear and dislike of riotous Rattlesnake
which the two families had shown, am5,
which was the origin of Briggs' futilo
attempt at reformation. But it was dis?
covered that since his arrival the young
girls had shown less timidity in enterras
tho camp and had even exchanged some
polite conversation and good humored
"And thar under a bi?j redwood sat thai
stony '< npocrite Bulger.
badinage with it3 younger and moro
impressible members. Perhaps this
tended to mako these youths more ob?
servant, for a.few days later, when the
vexed question of Bulger's business was
again under discussion, ono of them re?
marked gloomily :
"I reckon there ain't no doubt what
he's hero for."
The youthful prophet was instantly
sat upon after the fashion of all elderly
critics sinco Job's. Nevertheless, after
a pauso he was permitted to explain:
"Only this mornin when Lance
Forester and mo were chirpin with
them gals cut on the .hill who should
we see hangin around in the brush but
that d--d Bulger! We allowed at
first that it might be only a new style
of his interferin, so we took no ncrice
except to pass a few remarks about lis?
teners and that sort of thing, and per?
haps to joke and bedevil the girls a lit?
tle mere than we'd hev done if we'd
been alone. Well, they laughed, and
we laughed-and that was the end of
it. But this afternoon as Lance and me
were meanderin down by their cabin
we sorter turned into the woods to wait
till they'd come out. Then all cf ^sud?
den Lance stopped as rigid as a pointer
that's flushed some thin, and says,
'B'gosh!' And thar under a big red?
wood sat that slimy hypocrite Bulger,
twistin his long mustache and smilin
like clockwork alongside of little Meely
Baker-you know her-the pootiest of
the two sisters-and she smilin back cn
him ! Think cf it ! That unknown, un?
washed, long haired tramp and bully
who must be 40, if a day-and that in?
nocent gal of 10! It was simply disgust
in!"
I aeed not say that the older cynics
and critics already alluded to at once
improved tho occasion! What more
could be expected? Women, the world
over, wero noted for this sort of thing !
This long haired, swaggering bully,
with his air of mystery, had captivated
them as he always had since the days
of Homer. Simple merit, that sat lowly
in barrooms, and conceived projects for
the public good around tho humble, un?
ostentatious stove, was nowhere! Youth
cculd nat too soon learn this bitter les?
son! And in this caso youth, too, per?
haps was right in its conjecture, for rLi^
was no doubt the little game''of the per-'
fidious Bulger! We recalled the fact
that his unhallowed appearance in camp
was almost coincident with the arrivai
of tho two families. We glanced at
Briggs-to our amazement, for the ii."' r
time he looked seriously concerned.
But 2Iosby in the meantime leaned his
elbows lazily over the counter and in
slow voice, added fuel to the flame.
"Iwouldn't hov spoke of it before.*'
he said with a sidelong glance at Briggs,
"for it micht be all in the line ol' j:;.'
ger's 'businw?s,' bar somethm nappeneo
the other night that for a mini: got me,
I was passin ike Bakers' slain;;: and i
heard one of them gals a-singin a camp
meetin hymn. 1 don't caliiiluie to run
ag'iu you young fellers in any ^parkin
or cauoodlhi that's ou, !..>.'. her
voice sounded .->) pow'tul soorbiix aac3
pretty that! jest stood there and listen?
ed. Then thc old woman-old Mother
Baker-she joined in, and I listened
too. And then-durn my skin-but a
man's voice joined in-jest belch in
outer tli?t caT.in-and I sorter lifted
myself up and kein away. That voice,
gentlemen,"' said 1'rsby. lingering ar?
tistically as he tock up :. glass ?nd pro
fessionally eyed it byfore wiping it
with his towel, "that voice, cnmi'bly
fixed thar in that cabin among them
wimen folks, was Bulger's."
Brigrj:; got up v ; th bis eyes looking
the darker for Iii.-; fleshed face. '^Gen
tlemeu, " he said huskily, "thar's only
one thirty to ;.-..> clone.' A lot cf ns kev
got to ride over to f-awyers Dam to?
morrow momin and pick np cs many
square men as we can muster. There's
a big camp mcotm goin vii ik>-re. and
there won't be no dii^crilty in that
When we've got a big enough crowd to
show we mern business, we must march
back here and ride Bulger ont of this
camp. I don't banker arter vigilance
committees as n rule-it's a rough rem?
edy-it's like driukin a (?uart of whis?
ky ag'in rattlesnake poison-but it's got
to be done. Yve don't mind bein sold
ourselves, but when ii comes to cm*
standin by and seoin the only innocent
people in Rattlesnake given away-wc
kick. Bulger's got to be fired outer this
camp. And he will be.;'
But he was not.
For when the nert morning a deter?
mined and thoughtful procession of the
best and mest characteristic citizens cf
Rattlesnake Camp Sled into lawyers
Barn they found that their mysterious
friends had disappeared, although they
met with a fraternal but subdued wel?
come from thc general camp. But any
approach tc tho subject of their visit,
however, was received with a chilling
disapproval. Did they not know that
lawlessness cf any kind, even under the
rude mantle cf furtive justice, was to
be deprecated and scouted when a
"means of salvation, a power cf reor?
ganization," such as was now sweeping
over Sawyers Dam was at hand? Could
they net induce this man who was to
be violently deported to accompany
them to Sawyers Dam and subject him?
self to the powerful influence of tho
"revival" then in full swing?
Rattlesnake boys laughed bitterly and
described the man of whom they talked
so lightly; but in vain. "It's no use,
gentlemen, " said a more worldly by?
stander in a lower voice, "the camp
meetin's got a strong grip here, and be?
twixt you and me there ain't no won?
der, for the man that runs it, the big
preacher, has get new ways and meth?
ods that fetches the boys every time.
He don't preach no cut and dried gos?
pel, he don't carry around no slopshop
robes and clap 'em on you whether they
fit or not, but he samples and measures
the camp afcre he wades into it Ke
scouts and examines. He ain't no mere
Sunday preacher with a comfortable
house and once a week church, but ho
gives up his days and nights to it and
makes his family work with him and
even sends 'em forward to explore tho
field, and he ain't no white choker shad
belly either, but fits himself like his
gospel to tho men he works among. Yon
ought to hear liim afcre you go. His
tent is just on your way. I'll go with
you."
Too dejected to offer any opposition
and perhaps a little curious to see this
man who had unwittingly frustrated
their design of lynching Bulger, they
halted at the outer fringe of worshipers
who packed the huge inclosure. They
had not time to indulge their cynicisms
over this swaying mass of emotional,
half thinking and almost irresponsible
beings ncr to detect any similarity be?
tween their extreme methods and the
scheme of redemption they themselves
were seeking, for in a few moments, ap?
parently lifted to his feet cn a wave of
religious exultation, the famous preach?
er arose. The men cf Rattlesnake gasped
for breath.
It was Bulger.
But Briggs quickly recovered himself.
"By what name," said he, turning pas?
sionately towayd his guide, "does this
man, this impostor, call himself here?"
"Baker."
"Baker?" echoed the .Rattlesnake con?
tingent." "Baker!" repeated Lance For?
ester, with a ghastly smile.
"Yes," returned their guide. "You
oughter know it, too, for ho sent his
wife and daughter over after his usual
style to sample your camp a week ago.
Come, now, what are you givin us?' '
Tm: END.
Ho Registered.
An amusing incident was witnessed
at one of thc precinct polling places re- .
cently during registration while rm ef?
fort was being made to keep out of town I
students from registering. A big, awk- j
ward medical student presented himself.
He looked as though he could be easily
tripped up on questions, and he was
picked cut for a "soft mark," but right ,
there was where the challenger made a ;
mistake, as results proved. The student; ?
was brighter than he looked. The fol?
lowing dialogue ensued:
"Where do yon live?"
For reply thc student gave his street
number.
"Yes, but where is your home?"
"Columbus."
''Well, where would you go if you
frere sick?" ?
This was intended to make him give
the name of the place whence he came
to Columbus, but it didn't He promptly
replied :
"Why, I would go to bed."
He registered.-Columbus Dispatch.
Tiro of a Trail e.
Reed-Skribhles is quite a poet, isn't |
he?
Wright-No, not quite.-Cincinnati
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Dated Dec. 20, 1397.
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Atlantic Coast Line.
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Condensed schedule-In effect Jan 3 7, 1397
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