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The Sign of
The Four.
In the early dawn I woke wita a
start, and was surprised to find him
* standing by my bedside clad in a rude
sailor's dress, with a peajacket, and a
coarse red scarf round his neck.
**I am off down the river. Watson,"
said he. "I have been turning- it o- r
in my mind, and I can see only one way
out of it. It is worth trying", at all
events."
"Surely I can come with yon, then,"
said I.
"No: you can be much more useful if
you will remain here as my represent?
ative. I am loath togo, for it is quite
on the cards that some message may
come during- thc day. thoug-h Wig-gins
was despondent about it last night. I
want you to open all notes and tele
grams, and to act on your own judg
ment if any news should come. Can I |
rely upon you?"
"Most certainly."
"I am afraid that you will not be
able to wire to me, for I can hardly tell
yet where I may find myself. If I am
in luck, however, I may not be gone so
very long. I shall have news of some
sort or other before I get back.**
Thad heard nothing of him by break?
fast time. On opening the Standard,
however, I found that there was a
fresh allusion to the business. "With
reference to the Upper Norwood trag?
edy," it remarked, "we have reason to
believe that the matter promises to be
even more complex and mysterious
than was, originally supposed. Fresh
evidence has shown that it is quite im?
possible that Mr. Thaddeus Sholto
could have been in any way concerned
in the matter, lie and the house?
keeper. Mrs. Bcrnstone. were both re?
leased yesterday evening. It is be?
lieved, however, that the police have a
clew to the real culprits, and that it is
being prosecuted by Mr. Athelney
Jones, of Scotland Yard, with all his
well-known energy and sagacity. Fur?
ther arrests may be expected at any
moment."
"That is satisfactory so far as it
goes,*" thought I. "Friend Sholto is
safe at any rate. I wonder what the
fresh clew may be: though it seems to
be a stereotyped form whenever the
police have made a blunder."
I tossed the paper down upon the ta?
ble, but at that moment my eye caught
an advertisement in the agony column.
It ran in this way:
"LOST. - Whereas Mo? decai Smith,
boatman, and his son Jim left Smith's
wharf -at or about three o'clock last
Tuesday morning in the steam launch
Aurora, black with two red stripes,
funnel black with a white band, the
sum of five pounds will be paid to any?
one who can give information to Mrs.
Smith, at Smith's wharf, or at 221 b
Baker street, as to the whereabouts of
the said Mordecai Smith and the
launch Aurora.'*
This was clearly Holmes* doing. The
Baker street address was enough to
prove that. It struck me as rather in?
genious, because it might be read by
the fugitives without their seeing in it
more- than the natural anxiety of a
wife for her missing husband.
It was a long day. Every time that
a knock came to the door, or a sharp
step passed in the street, I imagined
that it was either Holmes returning or
an. answejr jto_ his' advertisement. I
tried to read, but my thoughts would
wander oft* to our strange quest and to
the ill-assorted and villainous pair
whom we were pursuing. Could
there be, I wondered, some radi?
cal flaw in my companion's reason?
ing? Mig-ht he be suffering from
some huge self-deception? Was it not
possible that his nimble and specu?
lative mind had built up this wild
theory upon faulty 'premises? I had
never known him to be wrong: and yet
the keenest reasoner may occasionally
be deceived. He was likely. I thought,
to fall into error through the over?
refinement of his logie-his preference
for a subtle and bizarre explanation
when a plainer and more f com mon
place one lay ready to his hand. Yet.
on the other hand, I had myself seer
the evidence, and I had heard the rea?
sons for his deductions. When I looker;
back on the long chain of curious cir
cumstances. many of them trivial ir
themselves, but all tending in the same
direction. I could not disguise fr?re
myself that even if Holmes* explana?
tion were incorrect the true theory
must be equally outre and startling.
At three o'clock in the afternoon
there was a loud peal at the bell, an
authoritative voice in the hall, and. tc
rry surprise, no less a person than Mr.
Athelney Jones was shown up to me.
Very different was he. however, from
the brusque and masterful professor oi
common sense who had taken over the
case so confidently at Upper Norwood.
i *As expression was uO^Ic?st, and his
I "bearing meek and even apologetic..
"Oood day, sir: pood day,'' said he.
"Mr. Sherlock Holmes is out, I under?
stand."
.'Yes. and I cannot be sure when he
will be back. But perhaps you would
care to wait. Take that chair and try
ene of these cigars/'
"Thank you; I don't mind if I do,v
said he, mopping- his face with a red
bandanna handkerchief.
"And a whisky-and-soda?"
"Weil, half a glass. It is very hot
for the time of year; and I have had a
good deal to worry and try me. You
know my theory about this forwood
case?*'
"I remember that you expressed
one."
."Well, I have been obliged to recon*
sider it. I had my net drawn tightly
round Mr. Sholto. sir, when pop he went
through a hole in the middle of it. Ile
was able to prove an alibi which could
not be shaken. From the time that he
left his brothers room he was never
out of sight of some one or other. ?So
it could not be he who climbed over
roofs and through trap-doors. It's a
very dark case, and my professional
credit is at stake. I should be very glad
of a little assistance."
"We all need help sometimes," said I.
"Your friend. Mr. Sherlock Holmes,
is a wonderful man. sir,*' said he, in a
husky and confidential voice. .'He's a
man who is not to be beat. I have
known that young man go into a good
mau? -ases, but I never saw the eas*.
yet that he could not throw a light,
upon. He is irregular in his methods,
and a little quick, perhaps, in jumping
at theories, but, on the whole, I think
he would have made a most promising
officer, arid I don't care who knows it.
I have had a wire from him this morn?
ing, by which I understand that he has
got some clew to this Sholto business.
Here is his message."'
He took the telegram out of his
pocket, and handed it to me. It was
dated from Poplar at twelve o'clock.
"Go to Baker street at once,*' it said.
"If I hare not returned, wait for me. I
am close on the track of the Sholto
gang. You can come with us to-night
if you want to be in at the finish."
"This sounds weU. He has evidently
picked up the scent again," said I.
"Ah. then he has been at fault too,"
exclaimed Jones, with evident satisfac?
tion. "Even the best of us are thrown
I off sometimes. Of course this may
prove to be a false alarm; but it is my
duty as an officer of the law to allow
no enanco to slip. Bat there is some
one at the door. Perhaps this is he."
A heavy step w;is heard ascending
the stairs, with a great wheezing and
rattling as from a man who was sorely
put to it for breath. Once or twice he
stopped, as though the climb was too
much for him, but at last he made his
way to our door and entered. His ap?
pearance corresponded to the sounds
which we had heard. He was an aged
! man, clad in seafaring garb, with an
old peajacket buttoned up to his
throat. His back was bowed, his knees
were shaky, and his breathing was
painfully asthmatic. As he leaned
; upon a thick oaken cudgel his shoul?
ders heaved in the effort to draw air
! into his lungs. Ile had a colored scarf
round his chin, and I could see little of
his face save a pair of keen dark eyes,
overhung by bushy white brows, and
"W?JAT IS IT, MY MAN*?" I ASKED.
long gray side-whiskers. Ai toge euer
he gave me the impression of a re?
spectable master marriner who had
fallen into years and poverty.
"What is it, my man?" I asked.
He looked about him in the slow me?
thodical fashion of old age.
"ls Mr. Sherlock Holmes here?" said
he.
"Xo: but I am acting for him. You
can tell me any message you have for
him."
"It was to him himself I was to tell
it," said he.
"liut I tell you that I am neting for
him. Was it about Mordecai Smith's
boat?"
''Yes. I knows well where it is. An'
I knows where the men he is after are.
An' 1 knows where the treasure is. I
knows all aboutit.*'
"Then tell me, and I shall let him
know.*1
"It was to him I was to tell it." he
repeated, with thc petulant obstinacy
of a very old man.
"Well, you must wait f<>r him."
"N<>. no; I ain't, goin' to lose a whole
day to please no one. If Mr. Holmes :
ain't here, then Mr. Holmes must find j
it all out for himself. I don't care
about the look of either of you, and I j
won't tell a word."
He shuffled towards the door, but |
Athelney .Iones got in front of him.
"Wait a bit. my friend." said he.
"You have important information, and
you must not walk off. We shall keep
you. whether yoi: like or not. until our
friend returns."
Tlie old man made a little nm to?
wards the door, but. as Athelney Jones
put his broad back up against it. he
recognized the uselessness of resistance.
"Pretty sort o" treatment this!" he
cried, stamping his stick. "I come here
to see a gentleman, and you two. who
I never saw in my life, seize me and
treat me in this fashion'"
"You will be none the "vjrse." I said.
"We shall recompense you for the loss
of your time. Sit over here on the
sofa, and you will net have long to
wait."
lie came across sullenly enough, and
seated himself with his face resting on
his hands. Jones and I resumed our
cigars and our talk. Suddenly7, how?
ever. Holmes" voice broke in upon us.
"I think that you might offer me a
cigar, too," he said.
We both started in our chairs. There
was Holmes s-t.ting close to us with an
air of quiet amusement.
"Holmes!" I exclaimed. "You here!
But where is the old man?"
"Here is the old man," said he, hold?
ing out a heap of white hair. "Here
he is-wig, whiskers, eyebrows, and
all. I thought my disguise was pretty
good, but I hardly expected that it
would stand that test."
"Ah, you rogue!" cried Jones, highly
delighted. "You would have made an
actor, and a rare one. You had the
proper workhouse cough, and those
weak legs of yours are worth ten
pound a week. I thought I knew the
glint of your eye. though. You didn't
get away from us so easily, you see."
"I have been working in that get-up
! all day," said he. lighting his cigar.
"You see, a good many of the criminal
classes begin to know me-especially
since our friend here took to publish?
ing some of my cases: so I can only go
DU the warpath under some simple dis?
guise like this. You got my wire?"
"Yes: that was what brought me
here."
"How has your case prosperec?"
**It has all come to nothing. I have
had to r ;lease two of my prisoners, and
there is no evidence against the other
two."
"Never mind. We shall give you two
others in the place of them. But you
must put yourself under my orders.
You are welcome to all the official
credit, but you must act on the lines
that I point out. Is that agreed?"
"Entirely, if you will help me to the
men."
"Well, then, in the first place I shall
want a fastpolice-boat-a steam launch
-to be at the Westminster Stairs at
seven o'clock."
"That is easily managed. There is
always one about there: but I can step
across the road and telephone to make
sure."
"Then I shall want two stanch men,
in case of resistance."
"There will be two or three in the
boat. What else?"
"When we secure the men we shall
get thc treasure. I think that it would
be a pleasure to my friend here to take
the box round to the young lady to
whom half of it rightfully belongs.
Let her be the first to open it. Eh,
Watson?"
"It would be a ffreat pleasure to
me."'
"Rather an irregular proceeding."
said Jones, shaking his head. "How?
ever, the whole thing is irregular, and
I suppose we must wink at it. The
treasure must afterwards be handed
over to the authorities until after the
official investigation."
"Certainly. That is easily managed.
One other point. I should like much
to have a few details about this matter
from the lips of Jonathan Small him?
self. You know I like to work the de?
tail of my cases out. There is no ob?
jection to my having an unofficial in?
terview with him either here in my
rooms or elsewhere, as long as he is ef?
ficiently guarded?"
"Well, you are ma . - o* he situa?
tion. I have had no ^fs yet of
the existence of Jonathan Small. How?
ever, if you can catch him. I don't see
how I can refuse you an interview with
him."
"That is understood, then?"
"Perfectly. Is there anything else?*'
"Only that 1 insist upon your dining
with us. It will be ready in half an
hour. I have oysters and a brace of
grouse, with something a little fhoice
in white wine. Watson, you have never
yet recognized my merits as a house?
keeper "
CHAPTER X.
TTO END OF TUE ISLANDER.
Our meal was a merry one. Holmes
eould talk exceedingly well when he
chose, and that night he did choose.
He appeared-to be in a state of nerv?
ous exaltation I have never known
him so brilliant. He spoke on a quick
succession of subjects,-on miracle
plays, on medieval pottery, on Stradi?
varius violins, on the Buddhism of Cey?
lon, and on the warships of the fu?
ture-handling each as though he had
made a special study of it. His bright
humor marked the reaction from his
black depression of the preceding days.
Athelney Jones proved to Ix4 a sociable
soul in his hours of relaxation, and
faced his dinner with the air of a bon
vivant. For myself, I felt elated at
the thought that wc were nearing the ,
end of oar task, and I caught some?
thing of Holmes' gaycty. None of u>
alluded during dinner t^? the cause 1
which had brought us together. ,
When the cloth was cleared Holmes
glanced at hi*; watch and filled up ; ,
three glasses with port. "One I .
bumper." said hr. "to the success of j
our little expedition. And now it is i :
high time we were off. ?lave you a j ,
pistol. Watson?" i ]
"I have my old service revolver in
my desk."
"You had l>est take it. then. It is j ,
well to be prepared. I see the cab is I ]
st th? co?r. T ordered ii for half-past
six.'*
It was a little past seven before vre
reached the Westminster wharf and
found our launch awaiting- us. Holmes
eyed it critically.
"Is there anything- to mark it as a
police boat?"'
"Yes-that green lamp at the side."
"Then take it off."
The small change was made, we
stepped on board, and the ropes were
JONES, HOLMES AND I SAT ON THE DECK.
east off. Jones, Holmes and I sat in.
the stern. There was one man at the
rudder, one to tend the engines, and
two burly police inspectors forward.
"Where to?*' asked Jones.
"To the tower. Tell them to stop
opposite to Jacobson's yard. "
Our craft was evidently a very fast
one. We shot past the long lines of
loaded barges as though they were sta?
tionary. Holmes smiled with satisfac?
tion as we overhauled a river steam?
er and left her behind us.
"We ought to be able to catch any?
thing on the river," he said.
"Well, hardly that. But there are
not many launches to beat us."
"We shall have to catch the Aurora,
and she has a name for being a clipper.
I will tell you how the land lies, Wat?
son. You recollect how annoyed I was
at being balked bv so small a thing?"
"Yes."
"Well, I ?-ave my mind a thorough
rest cy plunging into a chemical
analysis. One of our greatest states?
men has said that a change of work is
the best rest. So it is. When I had
succeeded in dissolving the hydrocar?
bon which I was at work at. I cam??
back to our problem of the Sholtos. and
thought the whole matter out again.
My boys had been up the
river and down the river without
result. The launch was not at
any landing stage or wharf, nor had it
returned. Yet it could hardly have
been scuttled to hide their traces
though that always remained as a pos?
sible hypothesis if all else failed. I
knew that this man Small had a cer?
tain degree of low cunning, but I did
not think him capable of anything in
the nature of delicate finesse. That is
usually a product of higher education.
I then reflected that since he had cer?
tainly been in London some time-as
we had evidence that he maintained a
continual watch over Pondicherry
lodge-he could hardly leave at a mo?
ment's notice, but would need some
little time, if it were only a day, to
arrange his affairs. That was the bal?
ance of probability, at any rate."
"It seems to me to be a little weak,"
said I. "It is more probable that he
had arranged his affairs before ever he
set out upon his expedition.'"
"No. I hardly think so. This lair of
his would be too valuable a retreat in
case of need for him to give it up until
he was sure that he could do without
it. Hut a second consideration struck
me: Jonathan Small must have felt
that the peculiar appearance of his
companion, however much he maj*
have top-coated him. would trivc ris<>
td gossip, and possibly bc associated
with ..is Norwood tragedy. Ile was
quite sharp enough to see that. They
had started from their headquarters
under cover of darkness, and he j
would wish to get back before it was
broad light. Now, it was past three
o'clock, according to Mrs. Smith, when
they got the boat. It would be quite
bright, and people would be about in
an hour or eo. Therefore, I argued,
they did not go very far. They paid
Smith well to hold his tongue, reserved
his launch for the final escape, and
hurried to their lodgings with the
treasure-box. In a couple of nights,
when they had time to see what view
the papers took, and whether there
was any suspicion, they would make
their way under cover of darkness to
some ship at Gravesend or in the
Downs, where no doubt they had al?
ready arranged for passages to America
or the colonies."
?'But the launch? They could not
have taken that to their lodgings."
"Ouite so. I argued that the launch
must be no great way off. in spite of
its invisibility. I then put myself in
thc place of Small, and looked at it as
a man of his capacit\- would. He would
probably consider that to send back
the launch or to keep it ata vvharf would
make pursuit easy if the police did
happen to [rot on his track. How. then,
could he conceal thc launch and yet
have her at hand when wanted? I
wondered what I should ?lo myself if I
were in his shoes. I could only think J
of one way of doing it. I might hand j
the launch over to some boatbuilder
ur repairer, with directions i<> make a j
trilling cha nge in her. She would then j
bc removed to his shed o: yard, and so
be effectually concealed, while at thc
same time I could have her at a few
hours' notice."
"That seems simple enough."
"It is inst these very simple tirings
cvhich are extremely liable to be over- j
looked. However. I determined to act I
on the idea. I started at once in this
harmless seaman's rig and inquired at
ail the yards down the river. I drew
blank at fifteen, but at the sixteenth
Jacobsen's-? learned that the Aurora
had been handed over to them two
days ago by a wooden-legged man,
with some trivial directions as to her
rudder. 'There ain't naught amiss
with her rudder,* said the foreman.
'There she lies, with the red streaks.'
At that moment who should come down
but Mordecai Smith, the missing
owner? lie was rather the worse
for liquor. I should not, of course,
have known him, but he bellowed
out his name and the name of his
launch. -;'I want her to-night at eight
o'clock." said he-'at eight o'clock sharp,
mind, for I have two gentlemen who
won't be kept waiting.' They had evi?
dently paid him well, for he was very
flush of money, chucking shillings
about to the men. I followed him some
distance, but he subsided in an ale
house: so I went back to the yard, and,
happening to pick up one of my boys
on the way, I stationed him as a sentry
over the launch. He is to stand at the
water's edge and wave his handkerchief
to us when they start. We shall be
lying off in the stream, and it will bea
strange thing if we do not take men,
treasure and all."
"You have planned it all very neatly,
whether thev are the right men or i
not." said Jones: "but if the affair
were in my hands I .hould have had
a body of police in Jacobson's yard,
and arrested them when they came
down."
"Which would have been never. This
man Small is a pretty- shrewd fellow.
He would send a scout on ahead, and if
anything made him suspicious he
would lie snug for another week."
"But you might have stuck to
Mordecai Smith, and so been led to
their hiding-place," said I.
"In that case I should have wasted
my day. I think that it is a hundred
to one against Smith knowing where
they live. As long as he has liquor
and good pay, why should he ask ques?
tions? They send him messages what
to do. No, I thought over every pos- {
sible course, and this is the best"
While this conversation had been
proceeding, we had been shooting the
long series of bridges which span the
Thames. As we passed the city the last
rays of the sun were gilding the cross
upon the summit of St. Paul's. It was
twilight before we reached the tower.
"That is Jacobson's yard," said
Holmes, pointing to a bristle of masts
and rigging on the Surrey side. I
"Cruise gently up and down here under
cover of this string of lighters." He
I took a pair of night glasses from his
j rocket and gazed some time at the
shore. "I see my sentry at his post,*'
he remarked, "but no sign of a hand
kerehk f."
"Suppose we go down stream a short
way and lie in wait for them," said
Jones, eagerly. We were all eager by !
this time, even the policemen and stok?
ers, who had a very vague idea of what j
was going forward.
"We have no right to take any?
thing for granted/'' Holmes answered.
"It is certainly ten to one that they go
down stream, but we cannot be certain.
From this point we can see the en?
trance to the yard, and they can hardly
see us. It will be a clear night and ?
plenty of light. We, must stay where
we are. See how the folk swarm over
yonder in the gaslight."
"They are coming from work in the '
yard."
"I)irty-lo( king rascals, but I sup?
pose every one has some little immortal
spark concealed about him. You j
would not think it, to look at them.
There is no a pr: ri probability about
it. A strange enigma is man!"
"Some one calls him a soul concealed
in an animal." I "suggested.
"Winwood Reade is good upon the
subject." said Hohnes. "Ile remarks
that, while the individual man is an
insoluble puzzle, ir. the aggregate he
becomes a mathematical certainty.
You can. for example, never foretell
what any one man will do. but you can
say with precision what an average
number will be up to. Individuals
vary, but percentages remain constant.
So says tile statistician. But do I see a
handkerchief? Surely there is a white
flutter over yonder."
"Yes. it is your boy," I cried. "I can
see him plainly."
"And there is the Aurora." exclaimed ?
Holmes, "and going like the devil! j
Full speed ahead, engineer. Make
aft<T that laur: h with the yellow
light. By heaven, I shall never for?
give myself if she proves to lia ve the
heels of us!"
She had slipped unseen through the
yard entrance and passed behind two j
or three small craft, so that she had I
fairly got lier speed up before we saw
her. Now she was flying down the i
stream, near in to the shore, going at a
tremendous rate. Jones looked gravely
at lier and shook Iiis head.
"She is very fast." he said. "I doubt
if we shall catch lier.*'
"We must catch her!" cried Holmes,
between his teeth. "Heap it on,
stokers! Malic her do all she can! If
wc burn the boat wc must have them!"
Wc were fairly after h?r now. The
furnaces roared, and the powerful en?
gine.- v. Iii:..'-. ? and clanked, like a great
metallic heart, lier sharp, steep prow
cut through the still river water and
Highest cf all in Leavening Pow
sent two rolling waves to rii'Tit ?nuTo
left of us. With every throb of the en?
gines wc sprang and quivered like a
living thing. One great yellow lan?
tern in our bows threw a long, flicker?
ing funnel of li^rht in front of us.
Eight ahead a dark blur upon the wa?
ter showed where the Aurora lay. and
the swirl of white foam behind her
spoke of the pace at which she was go?
ing. We flashed past barges, steamers,
merchant-vessels, in and out, behind
this one and round the other. Voices
hailed us out of the darkness, but still
the Aurora thundered on. and still we
followed close upon her track.
"Pile it on, men, pile it on!" cried
Holmes, looking down into the engine
room, while the fierce glow from be?
low beat upon his eager, aquiline
face. "Get every pound of steam you
can."
"I think we gain a little."' said Jones,
with his eyes on the Aurora.
"I am sure of it." said I. "We shall
be up with her in a very few min?
utes." _
TO BS CONTINUED.
SVAERHOLT KLUBBEN.
A Wonderful Northern Cliff Containing
Three Thousand Gulls' Nests.
Within the arctic circle are the great
bird colonies. The largest and most
remarkable is that of Svaerholt Klub
ben, says the Fortnightly Review.
Every inch of this wonderful cliff,
which rises about one thousand feet
from the water's edge and is of consid?
erably greater breadth, maj- be said
to be used by the birds. The discharge
I of a small cannon in the immediate
neighborhood will darken the air with
millions of birds, but even then a field
glass will reveal the innumerable ledges
white with other undisturbed millions.
These consist almost entirely of the
small gull (Rissa tridactyla). and they
are a source of considerable income to
the owner of the colony-, who lives at
] the little fishing station close by.
About the middle of May every year,
by means of a long ladder placed
against the foot of the cliff, he proceeds
to collect the eggs. Of these there are
at most three to each nest, and the num?
ber taken averages from five thousand
to ten thousand annually, or the
produce of, say, three thousand pairs
of birds. Ropes are not used for this
purpose at Svaerholt as they are in the
Faroe isles, so that the highest cf the
above figures represent only a very
small percentage of the yearly pro?
duction of the colony, as far the great?
er portion of the cliff face, where the
nests arc packed as closely as they can
be. remains absolutely untouched.
The food c* these multitudes of birds
during the summer months consists for
the most part of fish spawn (more par?
ticularly that of the codfish, which is
abundant in these northern waters'),
and of the small crustacea, which are
driven to and fro by the currents along
the coast in immense masses. To the
latter belong the tiny organisms
Calanus Finmarchicus and Euphausia
inermis, the favorite food respectively
of the whales. Balaenoptera borealis
and B. Sibbaldii. when these giants ap?
proach the mouths of the great fjords
in July and August. Ia winter the
famous cliff is completely deserted. By
the end of August tho young gulls are
able to take care of themselves and all
take their departure, to return no more
until the following year in the month
of March.
CROSS-EXAMINING A WOMAN.
Sot an Kasy Job When the Lawyer Tries
to Trip II is Witness.
A dialogue about Heaven took place
between a member cf the Baltimore
countv bar and a lady eighty-two years
old. who was ?ruler examination in an
equity ease, says the Baltimore Sun.
The lawyer, to test thc lady's faith in
the hereafter, asked her if she thought
! thej- would know each other in Heaven.
She replied by asking him another
question as to where Heaven was. His
reply was not satisfactory to the old
lady, and she told the lawyer that if he
wanted to question her about any
place he must locate it. Then she
added: "Of course we will know each
other in Heaven, for our bodies will bc
the same there, except that we will not
have any blood in us." The lawyer
next asked her if she thought people
would have teeth in Heaven. She said
she could not answer that definitely
but she thought they would. "One
thing was certain." she added, "people
would have teeth in the place allotted
to the wicked, and she could prove it
by Scripture." "How can you prove
it?" said the lawyer. "Why." she re?
plied, "the Scripture says the wicked
shall be turned into utter darkness,
where there shall be weeping, wailing
and gnashing of teeth, and how could
they gnash their teeth if they did not
have any?" The attorney did not pro?
ceed any further on that Mne of exam?
ination.
The Fatal Word.
"My darling." lu exclaimed, raptar?
ously. "How brilliant you are. You
fairly-er-bristle with ideas-"
The Chicago girl drew herself up
to her full height and brushed him
haughtily aside a^ she swept out of thc
loom.
"You seem to forget"-sire turned on
her heel at the door aud faced him
"tiKit ? carmo: bro?, u any reference tc
mr 'a: ii"r s business." -X. Y. World.
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