The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, June 21, 1893, Image 3
PALMETTO STATE SHS. !
N?tes iii 6?ieral Merest Piele? lip j
fers sm fi?
And Served in Brief Paragraph s for ?
Casca! Headers,
Governor Tillman has appointed
Wm. M. Jordan, Master of Aiken
County, vice Woodward, term expired.
Governor Tillman is again at the
helm of the State dispensary, as Com?
missioner Traxle? has again tinfortt*
iiately iiad to go to bed on account of
? recurrence of fever:
.. One million five Hundred thousand
gallons is the estimated quantity of
liquor heretofore consumed by South
Carolinians in three hundred and six
. ty-five days and nights.
A commission for a charter has been
issiled to the Laboring.Men's Union
bf Beaufort* Tiie union proposes ic"
organize for business purposes; which
are understood to be to protect the
interests of the stevedores. The cap?
ital stoek bf the organization is to be
??2}?00:
THe docket of the court of general
sessions for Berkeie-v conn tv; sitting at
Mt: Pleasant; is unusually large; con?
taining over firty c$ses; including
twelve capital cases. Iii view of the
formidable amount. of work bil the
?ockei Judge Izlar has determined to
make the daily session run from 9:30
?: m. to 6:30 j), m., with only thirty
minutes for lunch:
The South Carolina College was
thoroughly inspected a day or two ago
by the board of visitors appointed by
the board of trustees. The board con?
sists of Dr. J. William Stokes, ex
Senator Furgeson, of Laurens ; D. H.
Bussell, of Anderson, and Col. J. C.
Colt, of Chesterfield. The board will
prepare a written report,which will be
submitted to the board of trustees of
the college.
The Leesville Holiness Camp Ground
Association, of Leesville, Lexington
County has been commissioned. The
corporators named are : L. B. Haynes,
C. D. Barr, J. J. Skealy, J. P. Able
and G. B. Bich. The purposes of the
corporation are "the holding of meet
ings for the promotion of education
and religion." The capital stock is to
be $3,000, divided into shares of $10
each.
The railroad commissioners have
been advised that the Southern Kail
way and Steamship Association will
hold its annual rate convention on the
14th inst., and, on that account, it
would be preferable if the hearing on
the whiskey rate be made for some
other day than the 15th, as originally
announced. The chairman is consid?
ering the question of fixing a new date
and will probably do so.
A Columbia special says: While
the dispensary law is calculated to
work a great hardship on the liquor
men of the state, none of them will
perhaps be left in better condition
than those of Columbia. It will be
found, no matter what may rx the
course elsewhere that every dollar
that is owed bv Columbia dealers will
be paid. Most of them are able to
easily do so, but if they were not they
would spend their last cent in paying
their obligations.
A meeting of confederate veterans
was held in the court house at Green?
ville a few days ago for the purpose of
forming united veteran camps. Reso?
lutions were adopted approving the
object of the meeting, and as soon as
the papers are received a camp will be
organized in the city and in the coun
tv. The attendance was large. Gov
ernor Lubbock, of Texas, being pres?
ent, addressed the veterans on the life
and character of Jefferson Davis.
Governor Lubbock was a close and in?
timate friend of Mr. Davis during and
after the war, and told what he knew
to be the truth. As Governor Lubbock
said, "those who knew him best loved
him most."
The purchasers of the new state
bonds, Messrs. Lancaster and Wil?
liams, have made ali arrangements for
the prompt handling of the entire is?
sue. A conference with Treasurer
Bates was held a few days ago to pro?
vide for sale and transfers being made
in New York, Chicago or Columbia, so
as to facilitate the work of all parties
interested. Mr. Evans, one of the at?
torneys for Messrs. Lancaster and
Williams, states that South Carolina
may consider herself very fortunate to
have made the contract she did. Hud
there been a few weeks' delny it would
have been practically impossible to
have made near so advantageous a ]
contract, and that with the present
stringency in the money market no
respectable price-could be secured for
gilt edge securities.
Plan? to Re-Open the Kaiik ?if lite far?
lina?.
A meeting of the board of directors
of the Bank of the Carolinas was hel?
at Florence a few days ago to hear the
report of the committee sent to
Charleston to examine the securities
placed there und those held by the
bank at Florence and elsewhere as col?
lateral. Afier hearing the full re?
port, which was considered very satis?
factory, a resolution was adopted urg?
ing all creditors to accept the plan
proposed by circular some time ago,
as they were satisfied that it was best
for all concerned, and that by this
plan all claims of creditors and depos?
itors would be speedily paid. "Many
of the creditors have replied accepting j
the plan and responding cordially to j
the effort made by the directors to j
speedily resume business. Judging j ^
from these it will not be long before j
the bank re-opens. Everything is ? jj
now ready to resume business as soon j
as all creditors express satisfaction. I L
Not thc slightest un easiness is felt i>v ?
Si
d.
i U!
Port Royal Deck hs a lind Way.
A serious difficulty h?s arisen in ti:* 81
construction of th? timber dry dock j r '
at Port Royal, which will doubless de- j n
late date in this year. Owing to the fi
difficulties and novel character of the k
work the contractor was unable to fin- : >?
ish the work on time, which was April ; is
23 last, and he secured an extension of ;
five months. Matters were progress- h<
ing well until May 13. when weakness tl
developed in the bottom, and in a
short time 125 feet <>t concrete ?iii-i
piling was heaved up by the heavy
water pressers below. Cracks also cl - ti
velopod, mid although *V- bottom wa.;
forc?d back by heavy wt^j?jts abotil ::;
half the distance J t had Sen, the in - -:
jury has r.ot yet been completely rt tn- ;:?
edied. There a:.e different theories as
to the callee of t?v? brea-iv. but Biost ??
8?
ft?
depositors or stockholders at Colum- j
bia.
plausible one is that the sheet piling,
which is intended \o e?cltide Water in
?oi?e ?te?sjife and rel?ete the bottoms
of the dock fioni extraordinary press?
ure, was not c?rriect, do wit fat enough
to perforai its fonction; In addition
to this lapse ?here was a failure to
place relief valves in the bottom. At
present it is not possible ;2 to estimate
the extent of injury to the dock. If
the upheave! does not extend, the dam?
aged portion may be repaired in the
course of a few weeks,but if it extends
the stability and success of the whole
dock may be threatened.
Divorce* Don't C?o.
Judge Witherspoon* of the circuit I
court at Columbia: has rendered a de- j
cisi?n ifi ? civil case ^McS touches; in !
a very important way; on the question1 ?
bf marriage in this state as affected by j
divorce in another stated - The., case
was brought up by C. W. McCref y," of
Columbia, against J. H. Davis to
compel the specific performance of
contract on the part of the latter.
Davis' refusal to comply was based on
the ground that McCrery failed to
give him the release of dower of his
divorced wife: Mrs: Rhoda McCrery.
The plaintiff was married in Brooklyn,
N. Y.; and two. years later his wife
separated herself from him, removing
to Chicago, where she obtained a di?
vorce, McCrery failing to respond
to tue complaint; Mc.Cr?ry held
that; haying thus severed their mar?
riage, 3Irs; Booda McCrery has
no longer a right of dower iii his prop?
erty; Judge "Witherspoon; in bis de?
cision, says that the state of Illinois,
or any o?er state, has no right to set
aside the civil laws of this state, which
are as sovereign as the state. The
marriage was either contracted under
the laws-of New York or pf South Car?
olina. If under the former, the laws
of that state will only permit of a di?
vorce for adultery, while under the
latter, the law permits of no divorce
proceedings. He holds that, accord?
ing to the laws of this state, the mar?
riage had not been annulled, and the
right of dower still holds good, so far
as civil action is affected. In brief,
the action of a Chicago court, or the .
court of any other state or country,
is powerless to affect the laws of this
commonwealth. This case is destined
to prove of great importance to the
property interests of South Carolina.
A"dv?T*:? tu xc. it wUi pvy you.
That Engineer Germany was a man
A unusual popularity was clearly
shown by the immense turnout at his
funeral. There were sixty-five visit?
ing engineers in attendance.
Chairman Duncan states that the
commission has received a letter from
deceiver Chamberlain, of the South
karolina Road, in which he asked for
i hearing before the proposed whiskey i
.ate was to go into effect. Col. Dun- J
.an announces that all interested par- :
ies will be heard on the 15th of the
couth. '
A few days ago? at Denmark, fire
lestroyed Mr. S. E. Keeley's barn,
tables, two horses, two mules* fod
ler, oats and about two hundred bush
Is of cern. It is thought to have been
;et by an incendiary. No insurance,
vir. Neeley is a young man just starti?
ng in life, and the loss to him is very
teavy.
June brings with it the perennial
.ommencement season, the joy of
ehool and college students. What is
ordinarily a day of pleasure and en
ertainment in most places, is protrac
ed to a month in Carolina's Capital
^ity. lt is acknowled that she is the
educational as well as political centre
>f the state.
The citizens of Greeenwoo dare very
auch delighted to learn that Gen.
'elm B. Gordon will on the 4th of
uly address the Survivors'Association
nd the 6th South Carolina Cavalry ai
hat place. The day can be made a
uenierable one for the town. Arrange
aents will be made for the entertain
aent of all distinguished soldiers and
?ther visitors that will be present on
hat day.
Senator Don Cameron gave a little
tinner to Senator Butler at New York
. few days ago. Though Cameron is
. strong republican and Butler an equal
y ardent de mocrat, they are bosom
riends. Their friendship began when
Sutler's father voted to prevent Cam
ron's father from being unseated in
he senate. Years later Butler's seat
ras in danger, and young Cameron
telped him to retain it.
The town of Johnston is moving in
he matter of establishing a cotton
aili. A sufficient amount of stock
tas been subscribed to perfect an or?
ganization. At a recent meeting of
he stockholders the following officers
i-ere elected : J. D. Eidison, presi
lent ; S. J. Watson, secretary ; board
>f directors, J. D. Eidison, J. H.
Sonkuight, P. L. Wright, D. T.
htzts, S. J. Watson, J. H. Edwards,
5. F. Lewis, S. L. Ready and W. P.
tassels. A committee was appointed
o receive offers for a site.
Altogether up to the present about
00 barrels of liquor have been re
eived at the dispensary in Columbia,
t is marked X and XX Rye and X
nd XX Bourbon. Everything at the
lispensary is in shape to begin the
?Ettling with the exception of the en
ine. The shafting, bottling arrange?
ments and all other apparatus for bot- j
ling is ready. When it does begin
ir. Traxler thinks that he can have
rom 1,500 to 2,000 gallons bottled per [
ay until they reach the casks, when J
bey can g?-t along very much faster. :
'or the present only straight good? <
ill be handled. 1
_ 1
Tomatoes grown on a Charleston *
'eek truck farm have been in the '
tarket this season two weeks earlier '
ian ever before. The owner of this
articular fiirtn is Mr. Furman, a
ortherner, who came to Charleston
>me years ago ?uni h.'is since boen I 1
^voting himself to the scientific cult- j
re of several trucking crops. His j
forts so far li:i\proved exceptionally i !
iccessful. Mr. Furman has broken :
!?. record for early squash also. The j '
..-?I Charleston squash crop is just j :
riding it^ way into the various mar- | /
ets of the North. Mr. Furman has j
arrested :;11 of his squashes, and j ,
resting ?ii thc assurance that, j ,
iving struck th?" very earliest market, | .
? got a better price for his truck !t
tan ?riv other farmer in this section j ,
iii probably secure for his.
Every year th" Enter-State ManrTar
iri rs and Dealers' Association, with j t
:'<|.?u:tr?"i ? vt >;. -,\ L(Oiid<?T?, Conn., ! ?
?propri?t? n large sum of money bu- j,
. purpose of fjivitig sh<>otiugtourna- j ,
.-ats m various parts of tie- (Jutted j ,
tates. ii. As-sweiation senda on it- ,
di's 'md managers of the ttnirnamsnts
: ordes io advertise tu goods. Head- j
manifested in all places where sport
I ing blood is found to secure one of
j these tournaments each season. Mr.
?J; W? Bieaise,- president of the Pal
irietfo CJriii Clnb of Charles?ol?. is in
tefcstir.g himself in tliis matter,- (ind it
is highly .probable iha? within the next
two months the sportsmen of Charles?
ton will participate iri a grand tourna?
ment.
A paragraph which is goirg the
newspaper rounds reads: "Baron
Liebig, the German chemist, says that
as much flour as will lie on the point
of a table knife contains as much nu?
tritive constituents as eight pints of
the best beer made/' This is very in?
teresting and ehco?r'aging information
in South Carolina just ai this time.
Undef the n'ew liquor law no beer can
be Sold except iii bottles; and it has
been officially announced by Governor
Tillman that none will be sold.for less
than fifteen cents a bottle. It makes
no difference no^. A man can take a
cent's worth of flour, a little sugar' and
a jug of water and make a mixture
that will render him perfectly inde?
pendent; of the dispensary system.
We should add, however, that the Lie?
big . o'eet . must be drunk while it is
fresh': The iaw forbids the manufac?
ture of "fermented" liquor.
Ruined by thc Evans
The liquor men of Columbia are
perhaps pi etty fair examples of those
of ?he state. While they are exceed?
ingly despondent ariel do hoi know
what to db; they still think there is
a slight chance for them arid to not al?
together admit that their case in the
courts of the state has. been lost.
They all want to see where the first
test is going to be made, and some, of
the. dealers .are willing to be the
first to make the fight. Of course the
creditors of tlie liquor meri are all
anxious to secure settlements, but the
dealers are in a bad fix and cannot in
all cases make a settlement. There is
many a dealer in the state who for
years has spent his profits, and about
all of the reserve he has is invested in
his bar fixtures and equipments. In
the event of their wanting to settle, it
would be found that they would not
have a penny left for themselves and
families if they paid all accounts.
Then, there is not now a good market
to get rid of the stock on hand j as
wholesale dealers, together with the
larger dealers, are selling off their
goods in small lots at reduced prices.
s till Another;
One of our exchanges remarks :
The plan for the building of new
cotton mills, which are so frequently
reportedj are not "all on paper" by !
any means; In the early part of last
Week it was announced that the pre?
liminary work of excavating for the
foundation of the projected mill at
Batesbiirg was then nearly completed.
Then followed the news that $50; OOO
had been subscribed in Laurens county
for the proposed $100; OOO mill atLau
renSj and that work was to begin at
once without waiting for further sub?
scriptions; And on Friday it was an?
nounced that the Hampton mill is "an j
assured fact," as 20 per cent of the
$50,000 capital stock was paid in on J
that daYi and the contractor was on \
the ground and ready for business.
All three niiils have been "talked
about*' for some weeks past. They
hare passed that point now, and their j
walls will be rising in a few days.
Three new mills started in earnest j
within a week of each other, in as j
many counties, and all mostly sup- j
ported by local capital, and with a j
number of similar mills already going j
up in other parts of the state, is cer- j
tainly a good record for South Caro?
lina in this time of general depression, j
We do not believe that any state in .
the south can beat it or equal it.
Rights of the Ronds.
A recent special from Columbia says :
There are no two ways about it, thc- j 1
State board of equalization ha.-: found j
itself in a dilemma. In a word Mr. !
Jos. W. Barnwell, representing thc j ;
South Carolina, and Judge Cothran, j {
the Bichmond and Danville roads, foi j
the first, time handled the assessment ! 1
issue with gloves off. They boldly de- i '
dared that they had no hoi>e orexpec- i ]
tation of receiving any concessions j
from the board* but would have to bi j
again forced into the courts, where i ]
theV aire confident justice will be had. :
Their line of argument, supplemented I
with affidavits, was that the railr? ucl j
property, as at present assessed was at ?
its uctual value, as is proven by thc j
records and affidavits of county officers, j
the assessed value of land and othex {
property is not over 50 or 00 per cent J :
of the value. There seemed to be con- j ;
siderable surprise when it was stated i ?
that previous boards had announced ?
by resolution that the real estate |
(linds) was assessed at 50 per cent ol I
the real or market value. Then there j
were three affidavits read, which seem
ed to be quite unexpected at such a j
juncture, in which the Comptroller |
General, the Attorney General and the j
Treasurer say that the assessments
were made at their actual value.
Old Tinto? Schedn?eK.
The people who have become accus?
tomed to rapid transit as it is known
and practiced by thc railroads of th<:
present day are 2>rone to forget that
fifty and less years ago railroading
was in its infancy and the most rapid ?
trains of that day would have stood a
poor chance of winning a race with a
bicyclist of the present era. This fact
is called to mind just at present by a
(plaint old schedule of the South Caro?
lina Railroad, dated March 1, 1852,
which has recently beeu discovered
among the archives of the company.
The schedule ia neatly framed,whether !
by the parties issuing it or at a subse- !
[juent date is not known, and is now j
lianging in the office of the general j
manager of the road. Th?' document
contains a schedule of th" trains, j
freight and passenger, then running !
?etween Charleston and Columbia and
Charleston and Hamburg, and is fol
lowed by a list of rules to govern eon- I
luctors and engineers, and is signed
?y the officers of the road of that day. j
A few extracts "-ill give an idea of !
he spi't d at which trains were then !
un t?n what, for the period, was con- ?
?idered a well-equipped Iii!'-: Thc
tight express train left Charleston at 5
>. rn. and arrived in Hamburg at <"> a.
M., making the run ot* <>n<- hundred
:*id thirty-six miles in thirteen hours,
it Jiij average speed of ten mil?-* per
lour. The night express train for
Columbia left Charleston ;it ?.l? p. m. i
md arrive?! .':t its destination, if it ,
i appen ed to bo on t?n?', which ivasnol \
vi all probable that it would Kc. twelve
ours and fifteen minutes aft?*rwar?i,
ie- distance being one humlivd and
hirtv miles.
This sounds v? ry tunny nowadays
vhen passenger trains are mn consid- '?
Ted fast :;1 ;:!! unless scheduled for :
hirty-fiv: er forty miles an hour, but
t i\ M<>\,''-ti. t'l <-OT;-)J.;tr>- with ttiC
reigh? schedules which were operated
lieu. \<.rd ing to the t :m< table rc
. rre-1 to a freight train left < liarles- \ '
on ?[i 5 o'clock n. m. and ?vas duo t?. I
trrive ?t Aiken at U:lo the next morn \ 1
ag. I Wi distance is 120 miles, and j
ii$ ti?*3 #*|ow$? is^?aty-^ii nowt* 1 1
arid forty-five minutos-a little over
four miles per' hour. Tho freight
trainier Columbia coveted, the dis?
tance between that city and Chafiesiort
in twenty-nine hours, or travelled
about hull* the distance rfhich dozen3
of expert pedestrians have made in
tho same time in modern six-day go
as-you-please walking maicheS.
VIRGIN?? POPI?LISTS
KftMng Preparations for a Vigorous
Campaign iii i?idt ?t-Ate?
A Eichmond special of Wednesday
says : The Virginia populists will hold
their state convention for the nomina?
tion of governor, lieutenant governor
and attorney general, in Lynchburg
on Thursday^ August od; This is just
two Weeks bef?te the democrats will
assemble in Richmond for the same
purpose: Tiie basis o'f representation
iii the people's party, gathering will
be one delegate ?lid ?He?t?ate from
each precinct.
.These matters were determined at a
meeting cf the stale central committee
held at Eichmond V?edjie&d&y* with
twenty-one persons present, repres??"*
ing all of the districts except the sixth
and eighth. The committee had two
long sessions and discussed the politi?
cal situation in the state qiii?e freely.
The executive committee reported ah
address to the Virginia* voters which
was adopted and will be subtuiti?c! to
the state convention as a basis for thc
party platform. The paper is quite
lo'?g and declares in favor of the free
coinage of silver,- ?gif?ifeatios of taxa?
tion and the repeal of the Andeis??
McCormi?k electoral board law. The
party will also favor a dog lav/ and a
graped income tax. Secretary Harris
states that the parity is organized in
twenty-four counties, partially organ?
ized in twenty more and has chairmen
in ninety-six out of one hundred
counties.
AUSTIN REJOICES
Over the Completion of the Great Dam
Across Colorado Hirer.
The great regatta which commenced
at Austin, Texas, Wednesday, brought
together the world's greatest oarsmen.
In its international character it is
probably the greatest contest in the
history of the world and the promises
are good for fine racing fot the four
days it lasts. The regatta is in the
nature of a celebration in honor of
the completion of the great dam
across the Colorado river, which is a
remarkable piece .of solid ma?
sonry. The length of the dam
is 1,500 feet. It is sixty-six
feet high, sixty feet broad at the base
and sixteen feet at the crest. It has
formed a lake twenty-two miles long,
with an average width of L200 feet,
and contains enough water to supply
the city of Austin twenty years* with?
out being replenlihed. The purpose
of the dam is to furnish a water sup?
ply and power for the electric light
system of the city. Besides accom?
plishing these purposes, li;OOO horse?
power has been developed, which will
be disposed of to manufacturers at
nominal cost. The cost of the dam
was over $000,000.
FARGO IN ASHES.
4 disastrous Conflagration Sweeps j
Whole Blocks Away;
Half of the town of Fargo, Minn.,
was swept away by a disastrous fire
Wednesday. The fire started at 3 j
D'clock in a restaurant On Second :
street. A strong wind was blowing.
At 4 o'clock the fire had reached
the Great Northern tr.ick, ten blocks
lorth, gritting the en ire district for
three blocks east to Broadway. A
strong fight was made to prevent the
[lames from crossing to the west side of
Broadway, but bv 4 o'clock thev had
crossed in several places. Telegraph
fores are all burned, so that it was im?
possible to reach Grand Forks or Hills?
boro to ask for helj). Probably two
thousand people are homeless. Nearly
all of the principal commercial houses
of the town were swept away.
A strong wind made the fire travel
so quickly that hardly anything was
saved. The flames went through brick
buildings as easily as wooden ones.
The loss will be over SI,000,000, as
practically the entire business district
in the c itv was gutted.
MCKINLEY RE-NOMINATED.
The Republican State Contention of
Ohio in Session.
A Columbus, G., special says: A
few minutes after 10 o'clock Thursday
morning General Grosvenor called the
republican state convention to order,
and the Kev. Dr. N. H. Holmes im?
plored the divine blessing on the pro?
ceedings. Hon. H. M. Dougherty was
introduced as permanent chairman
and made a three-minute speech. The
report of the committee on resolutions
was read by Congressman G. W. Hu
lich, of Clermont. Each |^ank was
loudly applauded.
McKinley's name was presented as
the nominee for governor bj Colonel
Bob Nevins, of Dayton, and seconded
by Senator J. W. Nichols; of Belmont.
There were no other nominations and
the governor was declared the nomi?
nee amid a scene of wild enthusiasm.
A committee was appointed to con?
duct him to the hall, and a few mo?
ments later he made his appearance.
He was greeted with cheers prolonged
for several moments.
MUST CLOSE ON SUNDAY
is thc Decision of Chicago Judges in
Regard to World'* Fair.
A Chicago special says : In the in?
junction suit brought by the United
States to restrain the local directory
from opening the World's fair gates on
Sunday, Judge Woods announced
Thursday morning tlmt he and Judge
Jenkins agree on Hie main point in the
World's fair injunction proceedings
and also decides that the injunction
must issue and the fair be closed Sun?
day. Judge Grossary holds that it
may be kept open.
Carnegie Companies Assign.
The Carnegie Land Company and
the Carnegie Iron Canipuny of
lo! r;son ( 'it v '!'<.:.!!., on account o?
the financial situation; thc inability
t ? make ddloetions and the hick of
assistance from [von-resident stockhold?
ers, hav< I ?eon t\ ?reed into a temporray
e ignment 1<? protect tin- proporti?
ons Unir creditors. The financial
pressure lias been so great that the
i.onds of the company could not be
??ld nor the amount due them could
n. t bc collect* 'I.
Yellow Fever at Costa li? a.
'Ute ?narine hospital service al Wash?
ington received a telegram Wednesday
1 ransmitted thr< ?ugh th" department of
state from th-- United States consul at
s>an Joye. tV^tn Kn-.i. statin? that a
vi Ho? [ev. i epidemic prevail1; ;.t Li
t n ? MI, (> ?iiea. The surgeon gen
; ?ra lat once ??,"U]"i\ lo telegraph the
'?ealt?r o ?leer? al Savannah. Mobile.
.jiark'?itoij, >.! ..;. ?riiftus und Jackin*
'iiie an?! tbs o/Meer* in cjtargs of {ho
?j* uiiaiHu I >..<<'. 8&???Bi j
REV. DK. TAU!AGE
Tiie Rroo&ly** J?iv?n?>s Sunday
Sermon.
T?ffi?/*Bul ,?iien the ?hiidrM.?f 'I?rM \
cried uni? thc 7>?rd thc Lord raised uieni Uv Ot \
deliverer, Ehud., the ?di of Gera; ? ?enjcanv
?te* a man left handed-Ju?gzf?l; 15.
?-?trd was/.' ruler iri Israel. Ho was left
handed, anet ?fthat was" peculiar about the
trlbs of Benjamin, to -?Thict? no, belonged,
there were in it 700 left handed raen: and
yet so dexterous had they all become in the'
use of the left hand that the Bible says they
could sling stones at a hair's breadth and
not miss.
We'll,- there was a king of the name ol !
Eglon who was an oppressor of Israel. H?
imposed upon them a most outrageous lax.
EhtM/ the- man of whom I first spoktf. bad a
drftrre c'onirriisri^n to destroy that oppressor.
He^.c'ame? preteriding Jb?t he was going tc
p?f tho faxV and asked tosec? King Eglon. He
was told he was iii ?he* Summer honi-se, the
place to which the king retired wb'e^ if. Was
too hot to sit in the palace. This SiMhfitS*
house was a place surrounded by flowers and
WS?f arrd springing fountains and warbling
birds. - ....
Ehud entered tho suninicr. house and said
to King Eglon that ho had ?' ?ecrefr Orrai?d
with him. Immediately all the attfiVrdafrts;
wero waved out of the royal presence. &Lug
Egl'in rises up to receive the messenger.
Ehad? th? }??f? handed man, puts his left hand
td. his", righi side\- fulla out a dagger and
thrusts1. E"glo'ri through the haft went
ina?tei fhe'bt?de:.. Eglottfalls. ?-lwdcomes
forth to blow a tx'umpet of recruit amid
mountains of Ephraim, afiu ji great' host is
marshaled, and proud Moab submits to' the
conqueror, and Israel is free. So, O Lord, ,
M M? Thy enemies perish ! So, Q Lord, let
??Thy'irl^nds triumph !
. X learrt first from .this subject the power of
??.it handed meri; There are. some fficsowho
bf, physical ?rganizatio'fl have? as much
strength in their left hand as in ?heir rig :t
hand, but there i? something iri_ the writing
of this text which' implied that Ehud had
?orne defect in his right hand ?rhl??i com?
pelled him' to; use the left. Oh, the potf'er ox
??ft, handed men ! Genius is orten self obser?
vant, careful of itself ; Trot, given to much toil,
burning incense to'its own ?ggraridizement,
while many a man with no natural ?Kdinr
ments, actually defective in physical and
mental organization, has an earnestness for
the right, a patient industry, an all consum?
ing Pers?v?rance which achieve marvels for
the kingdom' di Christ. Though left handed
as Ehud, they can striker down a sin a? great
and imperial as Eglon. , ......
I have seen men of wealth gathering abouf
thom all their treasures, snuffing at tb* cause
of & world lying in wickedness, roughly
ordering Lazarus Off their doorstep, sending
their dogs, not to lick his sores, but to hound
him off their premises, catching ail the pure
iain Of God's- blessing into the stagnant, ropy,
frog-ihhabi*ed pool of their own selfishness
-right-handed mcn< worse than ?seles*
while many a man with large* heart and little
purse has" Out of his limited mean* . made
poverty leap for joy" arid started an influence
that overspans the' grave arid will swins
round and round the" throne ?f Ged/ world
without end, ?men: ...
Ah, me, it is high tirrie that yeni left handed
men who have been longing f?r tins' gift and
that eloquence and the other man's wealth'
should take your left hand out of your pock?
et; Who made all these railroads? Whose!
up all these cities? Who started all these
churches arid schools arid asylums? Who
has dorie all the tugging and runnirig and
pulling? Men of ?o' wonderful endowments,
thousands of them acknowledging themselves
to be left handed; and yet they were* dornest,
arid yet they were determined,; arid yet they
were triumphant.
But I do riot suppose that Ehud the first
time he took a sling in his hand Ctfiild throw
a stone a hair's breadth and not miss. I
suppose it was practice that gave him the
wonderful dexterity; Go' forth to your
spheres of duty and be n?t discouraged if in
your first attempts you miss the mark; Ehud
missed it. Take another stone, put it care?
fully into the sling, swing it around your
head, take better aim, and the next time you
will strike the center. The first time that a
?i?s?ii rings his trowel upon the brick he
does' not expect to put up a perfect wail.
The first time a carpenter s?rids? a plane over
a board or drives 3 bit thron orri ? b s'a rn bo
does not expect to make perfect execution.
The first time a boy attempts a rhyme he
dort^ not CXX;^?L io ''him0 a "Lalla Rookh"
of a ''Lady of the Lake." Do not be sur?
prised if in your first efforts at doini; goo.I
you are not very largely successful. Under?
stand that usefulness is an art; a science, a
trade.
There was an oculist performing a very
difficult operation on tho human eye. i
young doctor stood by and Said : "How easily
you do that. It doesn't seem io cauro you
any trouble at all." "Ah." said the old ocu?
list; "it is very easy now, but I spoiled a hat?
ful bf eyes-to learn that." Bo not surprised
li it takes some practice before we can help
men to moral eyesight and bring them to a
vision of th* cross. Left handed men to thc
work ! Take the gospel for a sling and faith
and repentance for the smooth stone from
the brook, take sure aim. God direct the
weapon, and great Goliaths will tumble be?
fore you.
I learn also from this subject the dangei
o? worldly elevation. This Eglon was waat
the world called a great man. There were
hundreds of men who would have considered
it the greatest honor of their hie just to havo
him Speak to them; Yet, although he is so
high up in worldly position; he" is not beyond
the r.-'aeh of Ehud's dagger. I see a great
many people try.'ag to climb up iri social
position, having an idea that there is a safe
place somewhere far above, not knowimrthat
th'.", mountain of fame has a top like Mount
Elane, covered with perpetual snow.
Wc laugh at the children of Shinar for try?
ing to build a tower that could reach to the
beavens, but I tldnk if our eyesight were
only sood enough we could see a Babel in
many a dooryard; Ohthe struggle is fierce !
It is store against store; bbu?d against
house, street against street. Nation against
Nation. The goal for which men aro run?
ning is chairs and chandeliers and mirrors
and houses and lands and presidential equip?
ments. If they get what they anticipate,
what have they got? Men are not safe from
calumny while they live, and, worse than
that, they are not safe after they are dead,
for I have seen swine root up graveyard?.
One day a man socs up into publicity,
and the world does him honor, an",
people climb up hito sycamore trees ?
watch him as ho passes, and as he
goes along on tho shoulders of the people
there is a waving Of hats and a Wild h?zza.
To-morrow the same man is caught between
the jaws of tho printing press and mangled
and bruised, and the very same persons who
applauded him before erv : "Bown with the
traitor ! Down with bini !"
Belshazzar sits at the feast, the mighty men
of Babylon sitting all around him. Wit
sparkles like the wine and the wine like the
wit. Music rolls up among the chandeliers ;
the chandeliers flash down on the decanters.
The breath of hanging gardens floats in ou
the night air : the voice of revelry floats out.
Amid wreaths and tapestry and folded ban?
ners a finger writes. The"march of a host is
heard on the stairs. Laughter catches in tho
throat. A thousand hearts stop beating.
The blow is struck. The blood ou the floor
is richer hued than the wino on the table.
Tho kingdom has departed.
Belshazzar was no worse perhaps than hun?
dreds of people in Babylon, ?int his position
slew him. Oh. be content with just such a
position as God has placed you in ! It may
not bo said of us. 4,Ho was a sreat general." j
or "He was an honored chieftain," or "He |
was mighty in worldly attainments," but this ?
thins may be said of you and me, "He was a !
good citizen, a faithful Christian, a friend of
Jesus." And that in the last day will be tho
highest of all eulogiums.
I learn further from this subjecttnat death
comes to the summer house. Kilon did not
expect to di** in that (Inc place. Amid all til"
flower loaves thvt drifted lik<? sn?-?- into the
window ; in the tinkle and dash of the foun?
tains : in the sound of a thousand leaves flut- I
terras on on?; tree branch : in th? cool breeze j
that came up to shake feverish trouble out <>f j
the king's locks, there was nothing thntspake I
of death, but there he died 1 Jn the winter,
when the snow is a shroud, and when the
v;ind is a dirge, it is easy to think of our
fciortaliiy, but when the weather is pleasant
and all our surroundings are agreeable bow
difficult it is for ns to appreciate tl)" truth
that we are mortal ! And yet my text teaches
that death ?loes sometimes como to tie? sum?
mer house.
He is blind and cannot see the leave?. He
ls deaf and cannot hear tho fountains, oh,
if death would ask us for victim?, we could ?
point him to hundreds of people who would !
rejoice to have him come. Push back the !
door of that hovel. Look at that little child
cold and sick and hungry, lt has never :
heard the name of (io! hut in blasphemy. ;
Parents intoxicated sta^LreriiiLr aroun I its
straw bcd. Oh, death, there is a mark for
thee! Up with i': into the litrht ! 1' 'l'or-* i
these little feetstumble en life's pathway give
I h<-..-i re??t.
Herc is ??in ase-1 man. He has done ni? !
work. lie has done il gloriously The com
paniuns of hi* youth are all ?ro?e, i-.i^ dui- ?
?irr!? dead. Ile. lene;* to bo td n-vt, and j
wearily tho days and tlw nights pass. Fte ?
grow dim,' and Hie hair whitens not through
the long years of eternity. Ah, death will
not do that. Death turns back from the
straw bed and fr'orc the aged man ready foi
the skies and comes to' th* summer house.
What doest thou hero, th'cti bony, ghastly
monster, amid this waving ~ras>? ?md under
this sunlight sifting through fl? .tree
branches? Children are at play. Howquid??
their feet go and their locks toss in the wind :
Father and mother stand at the side of the
ioom looking on, enjoying their glee. It
does riot seem possible tba* the wolf should
ever break ir-to' thai fold sud carry off a
lamb. Meanwhile 2& old archer stands look?
ing through the thicker. Kc points- his arrow
flt the brightest of the group-he is a sur.-.
A??^k*man-thc bow bends, the arrow speeds !
Ht?s2*iK?W" The quick feet have stopped,
and the kt?fcs toss no more in the wind.
lighter has gose out of the hall? Death
ia the simmer house ?
. Hero is a father ia midlife* His coming
home at night is thc signal for mirth. The
chBdre? rush to the door, and there ar? books
on the evening stand, and the hoars pass
away on glad fiefc There is nothing want?
ing in that home. Religion is there and
sacrifices on the altar nieming and night.
You look in that household and s?y : '"'I can?
not think of anything happier. 2'k> not
really believe the* world is so sad a place as<
S?S30 people describe it tobe." The scene
changes. i??afcher is sick. The doors must
be kept shut. Tba deathwatch chirps dole?
fully on the hear: h. Tho children whisper
end walk softly where Otu** they romped.
*'?tssi/*g the house late at night, you see the
quick' f?nfteilig o? lights from room to room.
It is all over*, .ii^ib In the summer house.
Here is an aged l??Cbe??-aged, but not in?
firm. You think you will tiif'n the joy of car
lag for her wants a good while feb As she
goes ?tor? house to house, to children and
gfaiVdohihircri* her coming is a dropping o?
sunlight i? ?be dwelling, Tour children see
her coming thro>gB fife? laue, and they cry,
"Grandmothers come:" Oa.ro for you has
marked up her face with toany a deep
wrinkle, and her back stoops Vfi'h car?
rying your burdens. Some days she ia
ver/ 'juiet. She says she is not
sick.- but something tells you you
will .no? much longer have mother. She will
sit with y<y? n?? longer at tb**, table nor at the
hearth. " Her soiil goss out sa gently you do
not exactly know the moment of its going.
Fold the hands that have dorie-=o many kind?
nesses for you right over the heart ihat has
beat with love for you since before you were
bern'.- Le* the pilgrim rest. She is weary
Death iii the summer bouse !
Gather" abox?? TIS what we will of comfort
?md luxury, when the pale : e*senger comes
he does wt stop to look at the architecture
Of the house before ho comes in*, nor entering
does he wait to examine the pictures we have
gathered on the wall, or beading over your
pillow h*' does not stop to see whether there
is a color in che' tfheek. or gentleness in the
eye, or intelligence in' the' brow. Birt what
ofthat? Must we stand for ever' mourning
among the graves of our dead. Iso \ No-' The
people in Bengal bring cages of birds to the
graves of their dead and then they open the
cages, and the birds go singing heavenward.
So I would bring to the graves of your dead
?ll bright thoughts and "congratulations and
bid them think of victory and redemption. I
stamp on ih? bottom ?f the grave, and it
breaks through into' the light and glory of
heaven.
The ancients used to think that the straits
entering the Ked sea were very changerons
piales, as they supposed th.-rt every ship that
went through those straits would be de?
stroyed, and they were in the habit of put?
ting" on Weeds of mourning for those who
had gone on that voyage, as though they
.ft'ere actually dead. Do yon know what they
called thew straits? They call them the
''Gate of Tears." Oh, I stand to-day at the
gate of tears through which many of your
loved ones have' gene, and I want to tell you
that ali are not shipwTec^d that have gone
through those straits into tb? great ocean
stretching out beyond.
Tho sound that comes from that other
shore ori st>lt nights when we are wrapped j
in prayer makes ifis think that the departed j
?re hot dead. We are tH? dead-we who |
toil,- wc ?fc'he weep,- we who ?in-we are the
dead. How nit heart aches for human sor?
row ! This sound of breaking heart*) that I
hear all about me ! This last lO-fi of faces
that will never brighten again! Tai? hist
kiss tff lips that never will speak again!
This widowhood and orphanage ' Oh, when
will the day of sorrow be gdSS?
.After the sharpest winter the spring dis- |
mounts ffcm the shoulder of a southern g"aio |
and puts its warm band upon the earth, and
in its palm there comes the" grass.- and there J
come the flowers, and God reads ewer the !
poetry of bird and brook and bloom and !
pronounces it very good. What, my friends, j
if even* winter had not its spring, and every
hight its day, and every gloom its glow, and j
every biner now its sweet hereafter? If you j
hav? been on the sea, you know, as the ship I
passes in the night,- t here is a phosphorescent j
track left behind it. anti ?s the waters roll up
they toss with unimaginable splendor. Well, j
across this great ocean of human tToubl?
jesus Walks.- Oh, that in the phosphorescent
track of His ??e? ire might all follow and be
illumined !
There was a gentleman in the f?il ?ar who
saw in that same car three passengers oi
very different circumstances. The iirst was
a maniac. He wa? carefully guarded by his
attendants : his mind; hke a ship dismasted,
was beating against a dark, desolate coast,
from which ho help could come. The tram
stopped;and tho man was taken out into the
asylum to waste away perhaps through years
of gloom. The second passenger was a
Culprit. The outraged law had seized on him.
As the cars' jolted tile chains rattled. On his
face were crime;depravity and despair. The
train halted, and he -ira." taken our to the
penitentiary, to which he had been con?
demned, lucre was the third pass-?j?ger tin?
der far differen* circumstances. She was a
brid?. Every L ur was gay as a marriage
bell. Lifeglittered and beckoned. Her com?
panion was taking her to his fathers house.
The train halted. The old man was there to
weicoate her to her new home, and bis white
locks sriowed down upon her as he sealed his
wo ni with a father"? kiss.
Quickly we fly toward eternity. We will
soon be there. Some leave this life con?
demned culprits. They refused a pardon ;
they carry tueir chains. Oh. may it be with
us thor, leaving this fleeting life for the nex:y
wo may lind our Fat ber ready to greet us to
our new home with Hun forever. That will
be a m cr iago banquet. Flair's wilon?!
.Fathers bosom. ! Father's kiss : Heaven I
Heaven S
moms?M PEOPLE,
SEXATOB. STAXFOBD'S income is $400 pei
hour.
THE Infanta Eulalia has eleven Christian
names.
GUNMAKER Knurr's annual income is 8L?
000.000.
THE Pope refused to let the German
Kaiser kiss his hand, but gave the hand
three shakes.
TKOKAS DUXX ENGLISH, the author of
"Ben Bolt." is living in Newark, N. .J.y at
the age of seventy-four years.
ISAAC HOLDEN, a member of the English
Parliament, is eighty-six years of age? Ho
lives chiefly upon fruits and biscuits.
PERK HYACIXTHE delivered an oration in
London, recently, with all his obi-time vigor,
though he is now sixty-six years old.
THE late Commodore Anderson did two
big things in his day. He commanded the
Great Eastern and introduced the stock ticker
into England.
HENRY ?J. STANLEY declares that he will be
a candidate fora seat in the British Parlia?
ment at the next election, and that he has no
intention of returning to Africa.
CAKnrxAi VAUGHAN-, the Archbishop of
Westminster, is not only the handsomest pre?
late in England, but also on* of the flnest
looking men in the British Kingdom.
COLONEL JOHN S. Mosnv. the famous ex
Confederate, is practicing law in San Fran?
cisco. He is nearly sixty years old. but
stands straight as an arrow" and is full of
?igor.*
IT is said that l?Te readings given hy the
Lite James E. Murdock, th-'actor and* elo?
cutionist, in aid cf ti:,? Sanitary Commission
during the Civil War. produced S'2"'0.0C0 for
that organization.
Tin: wife of Professor Bell, the inventor HI
the telephone, was a deaf-mute until taught
the lip language : but she now converses eas?
ily and understands all that is said around
her. lier husband instructed her in the sign
language.
QUEEN YICTOTMA. wh^n on her continental
journey, is always accompanied by George
Greenham, ene of the most respected mem?
bers of the Scotland Yard stafT, whose duty it
is to shadow aud ifeguatxl Her Majesty upon
all occasions.
DOCTOR RUPOLF FALR, <>f Vi.-Tina, who bas
hada vputation for. twentvyears past as an
earthquake prophet. i> th<> ?onof an Austrian
miller. !l<' publishes every year a list of
'vritieal days." and these are the days when
the moon approach? s the earth most closelv.
EX-PRESIPES r IIARUISON is already at work
on his course <>f lectures on international
law.which he will delirar at th.? Stanford
University in California next October. When
completed and delivered tho lectures will be
printed as a te\t book ia the subject of
Which they treat.
S.Yl 1 n AV.\'.' v? i . .: y? ?.:> ' woman Hv?it
near Midvi?e. i ?a.. li ?:J I killed A1. 1111 ! * * i
UoS 'UW ru', a peddler, who \v I ?*'>.] her a
pair of she which ..?? ; satisfactory.
THi. oSS- ia': r?' ;? ..;.? on QH??^??OQ foy i$854
5hv->v $1.003 r:-i >-v-'vs gm?fr?atf?ij ;i'??:n ?r^atii?.
BEET SUGAR.
Result of Experiments by the
Agricultural Department.
Sugar Beets Car be Grown in
Nearly Every State.
The American beat sugar industry
is a success, writes a Washington cor?
respondent. The experiments of the
Department of Agriculture during the
last two or three years,* prove the en?
tire practicability of producing beet
?"gar in the United Stales, and that
in quautities. A single state pro?
duced last year about twenty million
pounds of beet sugar, and sugar beet?
were grown in greater or less quanti?
ties in nearly every slate in the Union.
Sugar beet seeds were seat by the De?
partment of Agriculture at the begin
ning of last year to 2316 persons, lo?
cated in every slate and territory, and
sample beets were received from 29 i
states and territories.
This gives to the department offi?
cial?, who have been making a study
of the beet sugar question, a pretty
thorough knowledge as to the possi?
bilities of beet culture and beet sugar
producing in the Uuited States. It is
found ihat the sugar beet will grow
and thrive in nearly every state in the
Union, though the sections of country
Jying north of the Ohio River aud
stretching southwardly from the
month of the Ohio through New Mex?
ico aud Arizona and Southern Cali?
fornia appear to be the best suited for
the production of sugar-yielding beets.
In many states it is found that be?
tween 3000 and 4000 pounds of sugar
can be produced per acre.
The results of these experiments
indicate that the section of country
lying west of the Mississippi river ia
to be the great sugar producing section
of the United States and that it may
readily produce all the sugar that the
people of this country want or ever
will want should the population be?
come many times that of today. One
gratifying feature which the experi?
ments of the year haye produced is tc
show that beet sugar raising is not
only practicable but a profitable in?
dustry. The work at the government
experiment station was carried on
with great care, and accompanied with
an accurate estimate of cost and re
Hilts, and showed that a net profit,
above ail expenses, including labor, of
over $10 per acre would have beeu thc
result of the work carried on iu au
extensive form.
Xbe Grand Canon of Arizona?
In Northwestern Arizona lies what
is known as the Grand Canon district.
This embraces an area of about fifteen
thousand square miles. Its northerly
beginning, at the high plateaus in
Southern Utah, is a series of terraces,
many miles broad, dropping, like a
stairway, to lower geological forma?
tions. In Arizona the platform ia
reached which borders the real chasm,
and extends southerly beyond far into
thc central part of that territory. It
is the theory of geologists that 10,000
feet of strata have been swept by
erosio?? from the entire surface of this
platform, whose present uppermost
formation is the carboniferous, the
deduction being based upon the tact
that the missing Permian, Mesozoic
and Tertiary formations, which belong
above the carboniferous in the series,
are found in their place at the begin?
ning of the northern terraces referred
to.
The climax of thia extraordinary ex?
ample of erosion is, of course, thc chasm
of thc the Grand canon proper, which,
were the missing strata restored to the
adjacent plateau, would be sixteen
thousand feet deep. The whole re- I
{rion has been repeatedly lifted and
submerged and d tiring the last upheaval
the river cut its gorge. As the plateau
deliberately rose before the pressure
of the internal force?, the river kept
its bcd worn down to thc level of ero?
sion. Thus calmly docs science ex?
plain away the wonders of earth's
wonders.-[New York Observer.
Sifting Salt.
My mother used to seat me before
a tab'c in a rather high chair, give me
a long, shallow tin pan, a little sieve
or gravy strainer and about two
pounds of common table salt in
another dish, writes Mrs. H. H. White
in thc New York Recorder. #
I then proceeded to have a minature
snowstorm by sifting thc sait upon
thc long tin, in some places piling
it high in drills I was fortunate in
having am >ng my toys a "farmyard,"
consisting of a little hoiue, some
woollen trees and all kinds ot animals.
These 1 distributed about in my field
of snow, making paths through the
drifts and building pens for the
animals.
A handful of wooden toothpicks will
suffice to make fences, woodpiles, etc.,
ami a tiny miner or bit of looking
olass ?crves as a beautiful ice pond in
the midst of thc fields.
The ?.farmyard,"' of course, is not
necessary. Green leaves will serve
for trees, and a log cabin can be
made of little bits of wood.
No Australian Ballot Then.
Those were thc days when the
county judge, with a list of the voters
in his hand, his "irood gray head that
al! men know" lilted above the voters,
stood and called out :
"Hiram .Lues !"
"licj e. your Honor!"
''Whom do you vote for the next
President of the United States?''
".Tames Buchanan, your Honor."
.'Thc County Clerk will make a note
of thc fact that Hiram Jones votes for
.Tames Buchanan for thc next Presi?
dent ot Hie United Stales." And so
on lo the end.
(*7bi$i$ tho story oftUo county
N?qiJ?iir'VfKiiiiS?i Oliy ?fili?ttii
The Soul of Man?
Say, in a hat of mean estate
A light just glimmers and then is gone,
Nature is seen to hesitate -
Put forth and theu retract her pawn ;
Say, in tbe alembic of an eye
Haughty is mixed with poor nnd low ;
Say, Truth herself is not so high
But Error laughs to see her so ;
Say, all that strength failed in its trust;
Say, all that wit crept but a span ;
Say, 'tis a drop spilled in tbe dust.
And then say brother-then say man ?
-fDora Reade Goodale, in Lippincott.
HUMOROUS.
The rose that ali are praising is nov.
the shad roes.
When a bicyclist goes at top-spee<"
he very properly call3 it a spin.
It is doubtful if a blind man car,
possess the prophetic gift; bc is no
seer.
A crying need is an elixir that wii:
restore the hair ou a bald-headed seal?
skin sacque.
Men who never take a si and any
where else frequency have to take
one in a street car.
No matier how solid the road is fi
ancially, the engineer inauy limes has
to whistle for his pay.
''There's another lie nailed," said the
impecunious boarder who fastened an
empty trunk to the floor.
He-I think Miss Trill would make
an excellent sailor. She-Why? lie
She likes to venture on the high C.
This difference still liugers
Among women in all lards:
The rich ones ring their fingers
And the poor ones wring their hands.
Is Miss Trip s girl of means? Phipps
-Yes, but what I am trying to dis?
cover whether it is yes or no she
means.
?Do you ever have spring chickens
at your boading house ?" "Yes, but
they seem to be a kind of woven-wire
springs."
What nonsense it is to say a man is
inclined to be bald. When a man is
becoming bald it is quite against hie
inclination.
He-I've bought yon a pet monkey
to amuse you, darling. She-How
kind of you! Now I shan't miss you
when you're away.
Chipper-I often hear people speak
about slow poisons. Do you know
what they are? Lipper-Yes, meals
served at the average boarding house.
Clerk-These remnants are in lire
and seven yards lengths and very great
bargains. Customer-They won't
do. I want to make a pair of sleeves.
Engagement times will soon be here,
Ano: now the prudent lover
Endeavors to get back that ring,
That he may use it over.
Friend-Going to try for a prize es?
say this term, Sawyer? Medical Stu?
dent (lowering his voice)-*Su! Yes.
Got a man hunting a subject for me
already.
Popper-That boy of mine is a regu?
lar phenomenon. Batcheiler (wearily)
-In what way? Popper-Six years
oid and never said a bright thing in
his life.
Miss Hart-Which do you think is
usually the sillier, the bride or the
groom? Mr. Oldbatch-The groom,
of course. That's how he happens to
be a groom.
Watts-Are you going to make any
garden this year? Potts-I think I
shall. I had a garden last year that
kept me supplied with chickens clear
up till frost.
"I thins that marriage is the
only state that is conducive to real
happiness." "Are you married?"
.?Er-no ; but I am engaged." "Yes ;
[ thought so."
He-Dean me, don't you know, Miss
Sweetbrier, that when the electric caw
struck me it knocked me silly ? She
Poor fei low, how long ago that must
have happened.
Said the judge, "I will poems indite;
With my conduct let none find a flaw,
For aman must be justified quite
In being well versed in the law."
"This chicken," said the boarder
timidly. " "That is a Plymouth Rock,
sir, said tho frowning landlady. "Ah!
Thank you, ma'am. I knew it was a
rock of some kind."
"Look here," said the applicant's
friend, "I'm afraid you are too cager.
The office should seek the man, you
know." ?'That's all right. But Pm not
selfish enough to deprive the office of
a little judicious steering."
"Well, my dear, how would Farmer
Brown suit you for a husband? He
seems uncommon sweet on you late?
ly?" "Perhaps so, father, but his hair
is so red that-" "True, true, my
child; but you should recollect that he
has very little of it."
A Western editor apologizes to his
readers somewhat after this fashion:
"We expected to have a death and a
marriage to publish th's week, but a
vioient storm prevented the wedding
and, the doctor being taken sick him?
self, the patient recovered, and wo are
accordingly cheated out of bjth."
Whale-Oil CYullers.
Somebody mentioned crullers. "Well,
I reckon you never tasted real crullers,"
said an old follower of the sea. "In
the days when whales were plentiful
and great rivalry existed between the
New Bedford sailors it was customary
for the captaiu of a vessel to offer his
crew a barrel of flower, about tweuty
pounds of sugar and a barrel of oil
out of the first whale caught. How
that prize used to make the old saits
work! And when they got the whale
the cook was called in and there were
crullers till you couldn't rest. Never
tasted whale-oil crullers, yon say?
Then you never wiii. Thc whale busi?
ness js almost done for. Whales are
getting scarcer every year. They had
no protection, and man has uearly ex?
terofeftttf ikem,--?tf*w York Tri?
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