The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, June 14, 1893, Image 4
REV. DB. TALMAGE
The Brooklyn ?Ht???;$ Sri?day
Sermon.
kTixT: "And 3?triam,the prophetess tfite sis
Jet* af Aaron, took a timbrel in her hand, and
??tffe i?ornen tbeni o?d after h^r. tfrUh timbrels
l&i? &?8? dahcek . And ?vn?rti. answered
?/S?ji$r, <e flic liord; for ?? hoM tri
ed 9&pmi?fy}- Jh* i liarse* and ?tis rider
sjgfe thrown into the sea."-Exodus rv.,
. : ... . ..
"'^er?^nfc^^?iaturaily -so busy-in set-.
?r4g th? Israelite^ saiely through the parted
Ked'sea'arid thc Egyptian? pubmerged iii the
returning watara that bat little time is or?
dinarily given to what the Lord's people did
after theygot well np high and dry on the
beach. That was the beach of the Bed sea.
which is at its greatest width 200 miles and
ftt its least width 12 miles. Why is the ad
?ctire ttreu" used, in descrying this water?
It. is called t?i? B?d Sea because Iris" iii
t?ins on its western coast look as though
sprinkled with brick dost, and the water is
colored with red seaweed and has red
aoorhyte and r*ed eerah .
Tn? sea was cdt bf the keeU 6*f Egyptian;
phordeian aid Arabio shipping:... It was.np
insignin^antpond or puddlp on the beach ot
n^ii?f? M^urnfcfic>>bicrl
timbrel was only another ?ame-stn ia -
S&qmep* of. musida made ont; of a circular.
rpl.witii nieces, ot metjal fixpd ip the sides
ft; which mada-, a s^hng- sound,
and over - whfch. -hoop a -pieee^cf .{larch*
moat was distended, and -this, was beaten by
the knuckles of the performer..
: , The .Israelites, standing on .the beach of
tho B<sd se?, were maJ?ngmusie on their de
hyerance trcm tte pttwt?t?iy? Sgypttan*,- aadj
hear the Isra?l?ish men with their deep bass
voices, and JE hear the timbrel of Miriam as
She leads the women in their jubilee. Bather
EtelyTiistrameiiiS, jfcusay^or religious ser?
vice, the timbrel or tambourine. Bot I think
God Sanctioned iL And ! ratha? tamk we
will have to pot a little more of the festive
into our religious services and drive out the
dolorous and funereal, and tho day may
come when the timbrel will resume its place
in the sanctuary. Bat that which occupied
the attention of all the men and women of
that Israeiitish host was the celebration of
their victory. They had crossed They had
triumphed. . They were free:
More wonder was ihis.victerV and defeat
than when tit? hosts df Bicnaxd Overcame the
hosts bf Saladin at A?otas; than when at
Bannockburn Scotland was set iree; than
when the Earl Sf iwrthumtorland .Was
driven bael af Branliam Modrj. titan when at
th? battle df Wakefield Toik was shun; than
when at Bosworth Field Richard .was left
?ead: than when tho. Athenians under Mil
5?do at Marathon pot the Persians to flight,
for thiffTicfdry of my text was gamed with
bnt sword br catapult or spear. The weapon'
?s a lifted: and prostrated sea. "And
W^Tp '} the prophetess, the jnster of Aaron,
tp?k a timbrel iii her .hand, and-all the
w?3.en Went out aftefl" her with timbrels and
Witt dances. 'And "M^*T answered them
Sing* ye to the Lord, for He hath triumphed
gloriously ; the horse and his rider hath He
thrown into the sea."'
: Brooklyn Tabernacle to-day feels much as
Moses and Miriam did when they stood on
tile banks of the Bed sea after their safe
emergence from the waters. By the help of
God and the generosity of our friends here
and elsewhere our 1140,000 of floating
church debt is forever gone, and this house,
which; with the ground upon* which it
stands: represents $410;??*, I this day recon?
secrate to .God the Eather, Odd th? Son and
God the Holy Ghost. A stranger might ask
how could this church get into debt toan
amount that would build several large
churches ? My answer is, Waves of destruc?
tion, stout as any that ever rolled across the
Bed sea of my text.
Samni?a^ the pages bf. church . history
arid aH the pages of the World's history arid
shovr me an organization, sacred or secular;
that ever had to build, three great structures,
two bf them destroyed, by fire. Take any of
your biggest life insurance companies, or
your biggest storehouses; or your biggest
banks-, or your biggest newspaper - establish?
ments and let them have to build three times
bn the same foundation, arid it would cost
them a straggle if not demolition; Mt text
speaks bf the Bed_Sea. ono*}, crossed;.but one
rsea would not haye so. much overcome
It was with us Bed sea after Bed sea.
Three Bed seas ! Yet t?-day; thanks be to
Sod, we stand on the shore; and with organ
and cornet in absence, of a timbrel we chant ;
f-Smg ye unto tiie Lord? for He hath tri?
umphed gloriously ; .the horse and his rider
hath He thrown into tho sea.? -
But why the great expense of this structure?
My answer is the immensity of it and the
firmness of it It cost over $34,000 to digthe
cellar before one stone was laid, reaching as
the foundation does from street to street, and
then the building of the. house was con?
structed in a way, we are told by experienced
builders who had nothing to do with it, for
durability of foundation and wall such as
characterizes hardly any other building of
this city. To the day of your death and mine,
and for our children and grandchildren after
us, it will stand here a house of God and a
gate of heaven.
For me personally this is a time otgladnes*
more than tongue or pen ortype can ever telL
For twenty-four years I had been building
churches m Brooklyn and seeing them burn
down until I felt I could endure the strain
no longer, and i had written my resignation
as pastor and had appointed to read it two
Sabbaths ago and close my work in Brooklyn
forever. I felt that my chief work waa yet to
be done, but that I could not do it with the
Alps on one one shoulder and the Himalayas
on the other. But God has interfered, and
the way is clear, and I am here and expect to
be here until my work cn earth is done.
My thanks must be first to God and then to
all who have contributed by large gift oz
small to this emancipation. Thanks to the
men, women and children who have helped,
and sometimes helped with self sacrifice that
? know most have won the applause of the
heavens. If you could only read with me a
few cr; the. thousands of letters that have
some to my desk in The Christian Herald
office, you'would know how deep their sym?
pathy, how large their sacrifice b^s been.. fl
have sold my bicycle and now i you the
monev,*' is the language of one noble young
man who wrote to The Christian Herald.
"This is my dead son's gift to me, and I have
been led to send it to you," writes a mother in
Bhode Island.
As a church we from, this day make new
departure. We will preach more instructive
sermons. We will oner more faithful pray?
ers. We will do better work in ail depart?
ments. We will in the autumn resume our
lay college. We will fill all the rooms o? this
magnificent pile with work for God and suf?
fering humanity. More prayers have been
offered for tins church, and on both sides the
sea, than for any church that has ever ex?
isted, and all those prayers will be answered.
Clear the track for the Brooklyn Tabernacle !
..Sing ye to the Lord, for He hath tri?
umphed gloriously ; the horse and his rider
hath He thrown into the sea."
If we -never shouted victory till we- got
clear through the straggles of this life, we
would never shoat at au. Copy the habit of
Miriam and Moses. The moment you get a
victory celebrate it. The time and place to
hold a jubilee for the safe crossing of the Bed
sea is on its beach and before you leave it.
It is awful, the delayed hosannahs, the be?
lated halleluiahs, the postponed doxologies,
the trains of thanksgiving corning in so long
after they are due !
The time to thank God for a rescue from
temptation is the moment after you have
broken the wine flask. The time to thank
God for your salvation is the moment after
the first flash of pardon. The time to be
grateful for the comfort of your bereft sou?
is the first moment of Christ's appearance at
the mausoleum of Lazarus. The time for
Miriam's tambourine to sound its most jubi?
lant note is the moment the last Israelite
puts his foot on the sand on the parted inland
ocean. Alas, that when God s mercie? have
such swift wings our praises should have
3uch leaden feet I
Notice that Miriam's song in my text had
for its burden the overthrown cavalry. It
was not so much the infantry or the men on
foot over whose defeat she rejoiced with
ringing timbrel, but over the men on horse?
back-the mounted troops ! "The horse and
his rider hath He thrown into the sea." Tre?
mendous arm of war is the cavalry ! Josephus
says that m that'host that crossed the Bed
sea there were 50,000 cavalrym en. Epamin
ondas rode into battle with 5000 cavalrymen
and Alexander with 7000. Marlborough de?
pended on his cavalry for the triumph at
Blenheim. It was not alone the snow that
despoiled the French armies in retreat from
Moscow, but the mounted Cossacks. Cav?
alrymen decided the battles of Leuthen and
Leipsic and Winchester and Hanover Court
House and Five Forks. Some of you may
have been in the relentless raids led on by
Forresi or Chalmers or Morgan or Stuart of
the southern side, or Pleasanton or Wilson
or Kilpatrick or Sheridan of the northern
side. The army saddles are the thrones ol
battle. Hurricanes in stirrups are the cav?
alrymen.
No wonder that Miriam was chiefly grateful
that the Egyptian cavalrymen, pursuing tbe
Israelites down co midway the Bed sea, wer?
unsaddled, unstirruped, unhorsed.
And I have to tell you, O child of God. that
the Lord, who is on your side now and for?
ever, has at His disposal and under His com?
maud all waters, all winds, all lightnings, all
time and all eternity. Come, look me in thc
fece while I utter toe word God commands
i me to speak to you, "No weapon formed
I against you shall prosper." Dont throw
away your tambourine. You will wani it as
sure ? you sit there and I stand hera, and
the tc ne you will yet play on it, whether
ftaading ort beach of time or beach of etern?
ity, wilfb? the time that Miriam friay'ed When"
?he, cried "Sing ye to the Lord; for* He natl?
trramnheid, gloriously j the horse arid his ridei
hath Ho thrown into the sea." , w.-,
I expect to have a good laugh with you in.
heaven, for the Bible says in' Luke; sixth
twenty-first verse, "Blessed ' are v?
that*Usspmr, JOT 7* 22lauglL" W?
shall not spend all eternity psaMTflB?mff,
but sometimes ia review el thspast, as
Christ says, We shall laugh. There is
hothing wrqrig iii laughter; lt all depeft?s
bn what y o? laiighitt; arid When you" laugh:
Nothing; it seems; will, more thcvrp>ghly
landWmr .heaverilv hilarities5, after we hav?
got inside {fte pearly .gate than to see how ut
this wosrid, we got ;scared at. things Which1
ought .not to have ^Tightened us at ak' > ^
? 'Bow often-we ?work ourselves" up iitC ?
great stew about nothing t The- Bed sea be
io'ic ?i?iy b?> deep, hud the Egyptian-cavalry
behind us may bo well mounted, but if we
trust the LoF-i we will go through no moro
hurt by the water than when in boyhood we
rolled our garments to the knee and bare
feos crossed tbs meadow brook on the old
h^me^eacL The .odds may seem to bo all
against y?fy but j g?ess ii will ha alt right
with you if ton have God 6n yo?f s?d? and
all the angelic; cherubic; Seraphic and arch
kngeH? kingdoms:. ,"If God be for you, who
oaujbe'ig'iifist yo*ir , ._ ,. ^ . T?
But let in? criticise Miriam a little iSiih?
instrument of music she employed in the di?
vine .service, ca-the sandy beach... Why not
^ake^ome other instrument? The harp was
? sacred t?sfr?'me?f,' Why did she not take
that? The cymbal was a sacred f?s?ft?ment;
Why. did she .not take that? The trumpet
sacred instrument. Why .did she not
takc^tbat^ .Amid tb3t great host .there must,
have beef. finHe*? i&^truments more used in
religious service. NO . S*S? t?ck that which
she hked the best and on whieh she could
best express her gratulation over a nation's
rescue, first throngh the retreat of the waves,
et-the Bsd sea, andithen through the clap?
ping of the h?hds ot;tha?r destruction. So I
withdraw my criticism of Miriam. fVsfc every
one take her or his best mode of divine wor?
ship and celebration. My idea of heaven is
that it ' is a place where we can do as we
please at^d^have everything we want Of
course we viii d<? i^rthittg wrong and want
nothing harmful
How much of the material and physical
will finally make up the heavenly world I
know not, but I think Gabriel will have his
trumpet, and David his harp, and Handel his
organ, and Thalberg his piano, and the great
Norwegian performer his violin, and Miriam
rief timbrel; and as ? cannot, make music on
any ofih?ih I fhiffk I will ineVO ?foiihd
among all of them t?d fisted: Bttt fhere are'
Our Mends of the Scotch Covenanter church]
who do not like musical instruments at all in
divine Worship; arid they need not have
themi . . ..... . _ > ......
. What a day it trill be when we,, stand ,oi(
the beach of heaven and look hack; on .th*/
Bed sea of this world's sin and trouble and,
celebrate the fact that we have got through
and got over and got up, our sins and our
troubles artem piing tb follow gone clear down
under the waves. . -
. Oh,-crimson floods roll over them and
drown them, and drown them forever! In
this world we have so little timo for that, I
am locking forward to eternal socialities..
To be with God and hevef fie against Hittu
To be with Christ and forever feel His love. T?
walk together in robes of white with those with
whom on earth we walked together in black
raiment of mourning. To gather up. the
members of our scattered families and em?
brace them with no embarrassment, though
ail heaven be looking on.
A mine in Scotland caved in and caught
amid the rocks a young man who in a few
days was td have been united iri hoiy.mari
riage;. No bne^ could ; get heart to tell hil
affianced of the death bf her beloved, but
some one made her believe that fie had
changed his mind about the marriage and
willfully disappeared. Fifty years passed on,
when one day the miners delving in the
earth suddenly came on the body of that
young man, which had all those years been
kept from the air and looked just as it was
the day bf the calamity; Strong, manly,
hohle youth; he sat there looking as on the
day he died: But nd one recognized the
silent form.
. After awhile they called the oldest inhab?
itants to cdme and see if any one could rec^
ognize him. A woman with bent form and
her bair snowy white with years, came, last:
and looking upon the silent form that had
been so completely preserved gave* a bitter
c?y and.feil mto a long swoon;. It was the
one tb whom half a century before she K wai
tb ha.ve.been wedded; looking then just as
when iii the days bf their youth their affec?
tions had commingled. But the emotion of
her soul was to? great .for mortal endurance,
and two days after those who fifty years, be?
fore were to have joined hands in wedlock
wer? ai jase mamea in ene lomo, ana sice Dy
sidethey wait for the resurrection. , ,
My friends, we shall come at last upo?
those of our loved ones who long ago hsJted
in the journey of life. They will be as fair
and beautiful-yea, fairer and more beauti?
ful than when we parted from them.
I see them now-the glorified-assembled
for a celebration mightier and more jubilant
than that on the banks of the Bed sea, and
from all lands and ages, on beach of light
above beach of light, gallery above gallery
and thrones above thrones, in circling sweep
of 10,000 miles of surrounding and upheaved
splendor, while standing before th em on '"sea
of glass mingled with fire" Michael, the arch?
angel, with swinging scepter beats time for
the multitudinous chorus, crying: "Sing!
Sing! Sing ye to the Lord, for He hath
triumphed gloriously ; the horse and his rider
hath He thrown into the sea."
DIRECT TAX CLAIMS.
About $20,000 to be Paid Out to the
People of Florida.
The treasury department at Wash?
ington has taken up the claims of citi?
zens of Florida for the refunding of
the direct tax, and as a lesult it is
probable that some 320,000 will soon
find its way from the treasury to the
pockets of citizens of Florida. This
work is being done under the charge
of Deputy Fifth Auditor Willie, and
this fact is a sufficient guarantee to the
citizens of Florida that it will be well
done. The act for the refunding of '.
this money was passed by the Fifty
first congress, and why the pay?
ment should have been de?
layed more than two years seems
difficult to understand. It is a fact,
however, and it is also a fact that
the republican states got their money
very promptly. Probably one cause of
the delay was found in the fact that
most of the northern states assumed
the tax, and paid it at once in a lump
out of the state treasury, while in
Florida the tux was collected from in?
dividuals at such points as it was pos?
sible to enforce the law. The bulk of
these collections were made at Fer- i
nandina, Key West and St. Augustine,
and wherever parties who made the
payments, or their heirs, can be found,
and establish their rights to the
money, it will be paid back to them.
The total amount supposed to be due
to citizens of Florida is in the vicinity
r?f $20,000, though it is quite proba?
ble that many of those who paid the
money have disappeared, and it is
scarcely to be expected that more than
510,000 of this sum will find claimants
who can establish their identity and
their right to it. 1
THE SHOW IS READY. ]
The World's Fair Commissioners Issue
an Official Circular.
A Chicago special says : Everybody
in every state, wns informed Thursday
by th** commissioners that the World's
fair is in shape, and u good time to see
it is at once. This official letter will
be scattered to every corner of the
country and its aim is to disprove the
silly chargesof incompleteness and ex?
tortion. The document is a long af?
fair, explaining the immense scope of
the exposition and its advantages from
an educational standpoint. It will re?
cite that. th< re is enough to busy the
mind of the studious man for many
mont fis. ?t advises T?O one to stay
away, sine- the occasion is the grand?
est of any age in >'?iy country. There
are no excessive pri?es for essential
things, and it is time the ridiculous
stories should be branded as untrue.
Tb statement is to be wired to the j
leading papers and given the widest i
possible- circulation.
TT ?= proposed to build a big dam at Lake
Ai" ext Nv;:?:-: for the purpose of giving
Egypt aplentifal supply ol water duricg the
tow Jif?fc Experts ??y the pian.ls entirely ;
Seaside, o&? th? test yet su<r?*s?<?&
TELEGRAPHIC SLUSSM.
Tie Ms of tie World Condensed Mo
f?illf ft PoiBlei Mm$te
interesting and Instrnclif? to' ?0
Classes of Beaders,
Mrs. Mary Nevins Blaine and Dr.
W, T, Bull were married at New York,
T:tteSo!?y\
Dt, Na$k,? tie representative of Dr.
Jenkin^ iii, H?mburg; Germany, re?
ports \>f ca"b?e otfe tf?sih from cholera
in city Sunday:
, ^ NewjYork..disher-. ot Tb^'fsdav
says; r^h? Southern Cotton. Oil c?'rn
has? declared a quarterly divi?
dend of ? ?$ pest cent,' payable June
15th to stockholders.
A suburban train ran into a passen?
ger train on the Texas Pacific road at
Austin, Monday night. Two persons
were tilled and ten injured. The in
?oming traill disregarding orders.
Tlie sieams&j? Teutonic,- which sail?
ed from New Tori for Liveried Wed?
nesday carried a million and a quarter
bf .gold:, The Fuerst Bismarck which
kMt'? T?iih?sf carried $2:000:000.
j Compiler ?cnols &?&?e? ^T?rt?jay
ih.?.i itere were indications that t?ie
??iauapolis,' Ind. , would ? ?st??^'e busi?
ness. . .
Advices . of Monday from London
sfa^?'? tha*> du-rin^ tho fearful cyclone
which has been ragr?g . ih.e ? bay^ of
Benfal the 6hip Germania was los? &?ct
sixty-four people lost their lives with
the ship*
At a meeting bi. ike bpard of direct?
ors of the Pacific Mail Steamship Com?
pany at New York, Wednesday, George
J". Gould resigned as president and C.
P. Huntington was elected in his
stead;
The Iowa, pfohibition state Conven?
tion1 ?# ?essi?? ai Deiroii; Thursday
mofh?ngj'n?m?na?e? fof .governor dap
tai? K: W. Brown;, of Ames ; l?e??exi
?nt, gof ei nor; J. Q; Reid; o'f Delta;
arid a fiul state iicket.
. The wholesale Infr?bef firm ?? Mu*h
Ie?8on\<? Co.; at St. Joseph, Mo.; filed
st deed, of assignment Wednesday night.
The firm has seve-al,*ards in.fh'af im
mediaie section, also,in Kansas., .
biliti?s are.estimated ai $150/000.
li is again re$of Jjecl in railroad cir?
cles that the Lo'^'isril?e and Nash?
ville has secured control of the
Newport News and Mississippi Val?
ley railroad. It is generally believed
that the purchase price is put at $20,
000,000.
A London cable dispatch of Thurs?
day gays1 : jMfk?st ?w?i?} tt monthly
bhblicati?i?,. announces that Russian
expulsion cf itte Jews is" exteridirig to
Poland. It says that 680 families have
been expelled from the Ronda-Gen
zowski district alone.
Passenger train No. 36 on the Louis?
ville, New Albany and Chicago, which
lefi Indianapolis Monday morning,
w?s pecked rie?r' Broad Ripple^ seV
?fi miles?hoith of the city; Erigineet
George ?: Plant was killed arid Fire?
man Williams was injured it is
thoughifaially1.
Ai ?* sating of tHe s?nitarf bo'ar'd of
Paris; Thursday, M: Monod,; chief of
the department, announced that forty
choleraic cases had been reported in
the department of Morbihan, in the
western part of France, since May
13th. Of these cases twenty-three had
resulted faially. .
The entire block between Eleventh
and Thirteenth avenues and Twenty
sixth and Twenty-seventh streets, New
York city, was destroyed by fire Thurs?
day. Tha main part of the land was
covered by one corrugated iron build?
ing, devoted to foundry purposes.
This was burned to the ground. The
damage is new estimated at $200,000.
Decoration day opened at Washing?
ton, Tuesday, with beautiful weather.
At an early hour the processions be?
gan forming at the various Grand Ar?
my headquarters, and at noon the pro?
grammes at the different cemeteries
were under full headway. An incident
of the day was the decoration of the
graves of Generals Rufus Ingalls and
W. W. Belknap by Major W. C. Dox
bury, an ex-confederate.
A Denver, Col., special says: An
awful accident occurred at the Busk
end of the Busk-Ivan hoe railroad tun?
nel Thursday morning. It was caused
by a heavy fall of dirt, which struck a
gang of men while they Were at work
and completely buried them. A force
of miners went at once to the rescue
and after hard work uncovered the
men. It was found that three of them
were dead and three injured, one
probably fatally.
The Diamond Plate Glass company,
of Kokomo, Ind., employing 800 men,
closed Thursday for an indefinite pe
riod. The same company's branch
plant at Elwood also closed, throwing
600 men out of work. An official of
the company states that they have
more than $600,000 worth of glass on
hand, and the market is utterly de?
moralized. The threatening financial
situation has paralyzed new construc?
tion.
A New York special of Wednesday
says: Some of the Georgia Pacific
bondholders who are dissatisfied with
the Richmond Terminal reorganization
plan threaten to withdraw the road
from the Terminal system unless they
get better terms. The six per cent,
bonds of the company which sold at
112 at one time, and the holders are
now asked to exchange them for ninety
per cent, in new bonds and thirty per
cent, in preferred stock.
The Plankington bank, at Milwau?
kee, Wis., which stood a hard run two
weeks a^o when it became known
through the failure of Lappen & Co.
that the bank had loan fd $210,000 to
that firm, closed its doors Thursday
morning and made an assignment. A
notice was placed on the door which
stated that on account of the failure ol
efforts to reorganize the bank and the
constant withdrawal of deposits it was
thought best to close the bank.
The Victoria Cordage company at
Cincinnati tiled a deed of assignment
Thursday aftern< on to AV. H. Billings.
The liabilities are said to be S400,000,
and the assets may reach 8500.1)00.
The plant is in Dayton, but the main
business house is in Cincinnati. The
company was leased by the National
Company, but the lease wss n<?t re?
corded. That failure, it is said, has
caused this, it was always regarded
as a money-making enterprise, but it
was not able to r"ulize upon its stock
and material, and was threatened by
creditors.
Tho National bank at Fargo, N. !>.,
and the First National of Lakota, N.
D., were closed Monday on orders is?
sued by Mr. Eckels, comptroller of the
currency. Both of these banks were
organized by E. Ashley Mears, who
was also the organizer of other nation?
al banks and of many state banks md
other institutions. His plan, says the
cbtar/t?'oilet; appears to have been to
make loans ?o f be-various institutions
subscribing to the stoci o? the two;
national banks in some cases exc'eecied?
the amounts in which some cases ex?
ceeded the amount of the stock sub?
scribed to by them.
?h? Centra! Receivers!^ t<t he
Settled; at SavannalS
Saturday ??i&?? she hearing of the
Central Railroad ca?e'? M' Atlanta.,
The three days' session was of un-?s???T
interest. There were gathered togeth?
er more legal brains under one court
roof than ever bef?te in Georgia.
Justice Jackson has set Jtine 2Cth as
tire ??fi *nd Savannah as the place io
s?itle inc tnte??icji in dispute. The
?ios: s%if&L?ioix?i titcMpi?t ?f the pro?
ceedings was v Osfaft? Zfajtectit'tt fit?t*>~
Tp^ni ai t'o.ti?e dutiieS .o? ii reserver.
^Ki^est'^ft^'gii'a^e he gave n'oi?ic?
that the COOT J ^ovbl tolerate no.rec?lf
er who in any way atteiix^fc^ to,. fur?
ther the plans of any party, enc/i'c;
combination or reorganization com?
mittee. The court, he said, would
most postively not sanction the help
6*? any receiver or officer of the court
to further tie* themes of any reorgan?
ization committee.
Tbe status of the case which will ht
heard i? SS*ai?r>ah is about as follows :
gestion5 o? the Validity of the
^ridofsem'erit? di ^ar'a'ritee? M?d'sbj
the Central on the bor??s of if? fr^rir>?
ary roads will .be determined. Tr?e
quesc?o^ cf ?' ?nal decree in the striii
of the Farmers' Lo&? ?kk Traust. Com?
pany for the foreclosure of the ??ij'??
tit.e mortgages will also probably be
j0^?d 03.4 and it would seem that un?
less some arrangement .is made either
by the receiver or by some cf ty* o-fher j,
parties at interest by which the tripar?
tite bonds and the floating debt can be
carried* tlpon favorable terms, that a
decree of cal? Mt! be tendered. An?
other important poiu? i?1 ih*in connec?
tion is the suggestion of the court {fiat
in the event Messrs. Alexander Brown
k Co,, or any other parties, shall pre?
sent a receiver with sufficient financial
b?c'king t?te COttrt wotlld hear their
application.foi fttiot'ier receiver,
Tho hearing fri Arian fa wa? af fl pre?
liminary character. Little ple?c?iflg
?nd evidence were introduced. Justice
?acksori cu??ect froon the lawyers to aid
thc court to co-02)efateiri driving at a
speedy arid just determination of ide
?tee?: Ltj t?iis he evidenced a desire
to save the property- which"; iii many
cases, is held by people in very f?d^?ecl
IN THREE STATES.
A. Terrific Wind and Bain Storm gets in
its Work,
A special from Hope, Ark., says:
Howard county was swept by a terrific
wind a?d rain storm "Wednesday after?
noon resulting in the loss of life and
2-reat destruction of propefty. ?otiti
ly Assessor Ste waft and. his two chil?
dren are reported kil!ert in tire cox
lapse of their house. Many bridges'
ind trestles along the different rail?
roads are wrecked. Several hundred
Peet of the Arkansas and Louisiana
railroad was washed away. The train
service was abandoned;
AH MOSEDALE,- *nTSS;
? special to the Meniphis AppCat
?tiatartche from Rosedale,- Miss. ,. Says :
$. cyclone struck this town at 4 o'clock
Wednesday afternoon;, and the roar of
the wind drowned the ofies of the
wounded. The scene wis awful in ifs
grandeur and beggars description. W.
L. Bowdre, colored minister, and wife
were killed and a large number of per?
sons were wounded. Twenty houses
were either wrecked . of badly dam?
aged. Among them wefe the baptist
and Methodist churches and tte City
bank. Many cabins occupied by col?
ored people were blown down and
trees and fences carried by the wind
like straw.
THE STOKM IN TENNESSEE.
A destructive wind and rain storm
struck the vicinity of Milan, Tenn.,
Wednesday morning and continued
throughout the day. The destruction
to crops, buildings, etc., was enor?
mous.
A CIRCUSTR??N DEMOLISHED.
Six Men Killed Outright and a Number
of Animals Get Loose.
Tuesday morning a special train on
the Tyrone and Clearfield, Pa., rail?
road, composed of Main's circus cars,
got beyond thc control of train-men
and came down thc mountain with
fearful rapidity. At Vail station the
train was wrecked and the animals,
men and broken cars were piled uj>
together. Six men were killed out?
right, twelve or fourteen others badly
wounded, some of them fatally. The
cicus is a complete wreck. Several
lions and tigers made their escape and
only after the greatest exertion were
they recaptured, and then not until
one of the tigers had killed several
domestic animals in the neighborhood.
It will take several days to get the
property together. The wreck is one
of th*1 worst that has occured on this
di* ?MOU and the worst in the number
of lives lost.
VERD?CT AGAINST BRIGGS.
The Committee Recommends Suspen?
sion from the Ministry;
A Washington special says : Having
decided by a vote 388 to 116 that they
had a heretic on their hands in the
person of Dr. Briggs, the first thing
for the Presbyterian general assembly
to do when it met Thursday morning
was to consider what should be done
with him. Accordingly a committee
was appointed to bring in a verdict,
and its members were requested to get
to work at once. After a long session
the committee brought in this commu?
nication: ''Suspension from the min?
istry," and the assembly adopted the
report.
I;R. WAYLAND tens a goon story or j
young clergyman who preached a strong
temperance sermon. When he had lin
ished a deacon said to him: "I am afraii
you have mai ic a mistake. 31 r. .(ones
who pays the highest pew rent, is a dis
tiller; he will bc angry." Thc miuistc:
said: "Oh, I am sorry; I will go and ex?
plain it to Mr. Jones, and remove am
unfavorable impression, ami tell hin
that 1 did not mean him." Accordingly,
he waited ti pon Mr. Jon f.?, who, in ad?
dition to rite profession of distilling,
also carried on a good many other
branches of trade and a good many
amusements, and was not distinguished
above other men as being an ascetic.
The pastor expressed his regret to Mr.
Jones for anything in the sermon which
hurt his feeling-. He was somewhat re?
lieved when, with a jovial air. Mr. Jones
said: "Oh, bless you, don't mind that at
all. Tt must bc a mighty poor sermon
tl>.*i don't hit rafi ?AmcwliAr? "
I?. rHKlSTIK MUKRAY, Ute KOgllSC
novelist, turns on his critics in a bril l
ootc to a Loudon paper to demonstrate
rh it truth is stranger than .;< tion. Of a
.reviewer's charge thal au '-pi-odo in one
of his novels w.:> "wholly incredible,v
Mr. Murray pays : . f got :hat story ci
thc vj>c>t and hud fui} pro*" of its ?ie
curacy, in fact, I built th ?J novel ou
that genuine bit of history which you?
r^v|fuy<?; (hJ?kSl incredible/'
In the Meadow. 7
As lovely as the rose of June,
She came about the day's decline, ~*
Where, sparkling to tue sumacer moon*
The dewy n?eadbw graiwes shine
The p?'ar?y feet, that twinkled through
Thc fiow'rs s? J.%&fy lit On them1,
they shook not down a drop 61 dew
From cow-slip cup or clover-stem",*
Fy yonder wayside hedge ?be came;
A moment there I saw her turn,
vthere' cltfvcMap.?, with crimson flame,
Wrtfeftf ititi S?/aoW sbifie and burn.
Th? briar-rose ab?'v?' lat HU?
Hath somehow* taken'a richer"??n??
'^waVttter? she pause ! a littl? while
With ba'??witfd-smiling rate, I think'.
.To peep at her the marigold
Tip-toed upon the meadow's edge;
A honeysuckle flushed and bold,
Came clambering o'er tbe blossomed
hedge,
White lily leaves are tumbled down
Alon? the footpath, velvet grassed,
jiirt ?h**'*- *be? WI to kiss the gown
That l)f tr??lcd ihtm as tny darling passed.
J think the.little winds, that strr
The ^'?a?s'of the dreaming rose,
Are odorous became OT her;
With purpler bloom the n^?>?w blows
The very flowers she came to cull,
The buttercup and Marguerite,
Than others are more beautiful
By reason of her passing feet.
- [?'. J. Coleman, in Philadelphia Ledger.
THAT MYSTERY.
'.Now, ?Mi??,- f?a?ljv what do you
lik?' best-thc White' bloitso Or the
pin iv ; '
"My dearest Siait?Mcy you* rook
lovely in either."
"Ko, but really?"
"And fr?iyf"*
"You're too ridiculo US,' P?i?l?" .cried
Mrs. Lorimer, laug lung. "As a lady's
maid you are not a success-go and
smo?'? your cigarette on the balcony,
and Til be r???Ty ru a secot?d."
Mr. Lorimer obeyed witfr" the? stih
mi8siou and al arch y of a ncwly-??adlc'
spouse, and, moreover, waited with a
patience and resignation only to be
found hi a niau whose married life can
stiII be counted hy weeks*
..I haven't been long,have ??" asked
hrs wife' willi delightful conviction,
when she returned ?fter au interval,
"and,- oby Phil,- doir't you1 thirtk this ls
the mose perfectly lovely place On the
face of thc earth ?''
Mr. Lorimer's answer was somewhat
wide of thc mark, and by no means
worthy of record* hut certainly Eden
on-Sea was a delightful spot.
"It's delicious," repeated Mrs,
Lorimer, ecstatically; "but come,
Pliih I'm quite ready for my drive!
Ob, there, my shoe is undone; do tie
it tip' zor mc."
ftiilfp' was k??clrrrg aft lier feet* and
she was lat?ghingi}v ir??tf ifetirr? liirrt itt
the art of tying a shoe late/ when,' to
the unutterable confusion of both, the
room door opened and a stranger stood
in thc doorway.
"Excrtsc rae, I am afraid I have
made a mistake/'
3ir. Lorimer jumped ftp, glaring at
thc intruder savagely.
"1 thtfug!ft this was my roomy No.
24."
"This is 24A," growled Lorimer*.
"Your room is the ui-xt on the left."
"Thank you; a thousand pardens!"
and with a courteous bow the stranger
withdrew".
"Idiot!" began Phil, bt?t Mrs. Lori?
mer interrupted him.
"Oh, did you ever see such a hand?
some man? He had a face like an
archangel !"
"Archangel be-pulverized! I think
people might take the trouble to see
that thoy don't blunder inte other
people's rooms ! Come along, Blanche,
the carriage is waiting!"
Thc evening passed pleasantly
enough, aud when toward its close
Hr. and Mrs. Lorimer lounged upon
their balcony in the moonlight, it
seemed as if there could be nothing to
mar the delights of the best of all pos*
si ble words. Suddenly a terribly dis?
cordant note was stiuck.
"Listen I" whispered Blanche.
"Eh, what?" saidPhil, whose whole
attention had beeu engrossed by his
companion! and who, unlike her, had
not the feminine knack of doing two
things at the same time*
""Don't you hear some one talking
in the next room?" whispered
Blanche*
"Well?"
"But they're quarreling; listen!"
"Not I. Why shuoldn't they quar?
rel if tiiey like? Let's go in I"
But at that moment, a woman's
voice, low and piteous, reached their
ears.
"Oil Frank! have you no pity?"
"There, didn't yon hear?" whispered
Blanche, in awestruck tones.
"Y s; and 1 don't mean to hear
any more. Come in, Blanche."
"How stupid you arc, Phil! They j ,
are in thc next room, I tell youl" she
rei ?crated impatiently.
"Whit, of i? ?" ,
Mrs. Lorimer gave a little petulant
stamp. ,
"There was noone with that gentle?
man who came In herc this afternoon,
and he was alone at table d'hote! Now, ,
do you understand?'1
Phil gave a low whistle, but before I
he could make any remark thc wailing
voice reached thom again.
"Frank, don't force me! I can- j
not I I will not. It is too awful!"
Phil drew his wife quickly into tho
room and closed thc window, nosily.
"But. Phil, ain't you going to do
anything? Suppose"
"Stuff and nonsense!" interrupted
Phil, gruffly ; "it's no business of
ours! But your archangel does not .
seem to be a very amiable person I"
"But don't you think"
"I think it'> time to lum in!" rc- j
plied her husband, decisively; for j
Philip was a true Britisher, with a j
noted objection to putting his fingers j
into other people's pies. Every mau
for himself, and Scotbiud Y. d for us ;
w as hiv motto.
il anche, ou the other hand, was a j
ir:?a d:iu?.'h?ot; pf Kvf. (ind ?h/* ?o? \
! (ermined ?o discover, if poi
whose to?ce it vvas that she had h
and what was ??h?' meaning c
piteous appeal. If possible* bat
was it to be done?
I Chance gave lier an opening, \
j she Was Quick to seize. Having
np io her room after breakfast
morning/ ?be' fotfnd the chamber
still busy with her du-sling;
..Oh! you can go on/7 she
smiling, as she seated herself by
window. The maid was clearly
very person to enlighten her.
how ter ?o?slo to thc point?
"? am? afr&hl 1 am dreadfully
tidy/' Blanche n?gatif, after a
i?cnl, ifitrV a conciliating little ?
??Not at all, madWm/' peplied
girl, demurely.
'?Have you many rooms ta i
continued Mrs. Lorimer, with ki
interest
?'The whole of this floor, mad?
'?Does the lady in the next r
give much tronblc?"
.'There is no lady in No.
madam; only a gentleman who
ri veil yesenia/. Anything I can
for you, manViff?*'
?'No, thank you."
Herc was a mystery ! ?o lady
No. 24, and yet that was undoubti
a woman1* voice last night! It
most extraordinary; and Blanche c
municated the result of her invest;
\}Qfi With intense trepidation. P
however,- dc*?Hued to be interested
tire affui ,. or to discuss it in any w
so Ute w?ftf Was* forced tn keep
conjectures io* ifefseif,- and tliey w
of a nature anything Vitt flattering
ffro ?wie occupant of No.
As thc ?Sf *?*tvG on, the keenness
her interest in thc focttdaomc stranj
and his mysterious companion w**
somewhat before the more enthrall!
prb'b?ems ftmuccted with her own c
Uittk for ?hte" dance which was to
given that cfetihige fjiil bad an ai
ions time pending t?itf settlement
these questions, but in due conYae
of them were disposed of in the rn?
successful manner, as was snfficien
provetl by the crowd ..f partners w
flocked round Mrs. Lorimer as soou
she Winde her appearance in thc* ba
roon*. Manche bad, indeed, qu
forgb'ttsn (lie mystery of Jiu. 24 in t
exoil emeu t of the bst\if wlien it was ?
called to her by the siglit of tin
neighbor standing in thc doorw;
Her heart beat fast as she noted
what wo???an ever fails to do it?-th
bia eye followed lier round the roo
with a glance of iutef'?tet and ad mir
tion.
..Now," she thought to herself, ?*l
will a-k me to dance, and I shall I
able to* pttt some Marching qncstioi
id Knfc*
Tiie ho'p?,- however,- was doOf?led
disappointment. ?hc stranger co:
tented himself with admiring Mr
Lorimer from a distance, and for oui
ai least that little lady retired to ht
room ?ot altogether satislicd with hci
self/
lt Was again a brilliant, mooni
ptfmme'r's night, and Blanche thrci
herself into ii capacious chair by th
window, prior to disrobing* ?hewa
commencing asomewhas petulant com
plaint upon the shortcomings of th
evening's entertainment, when sudden
ly she Was pulled np short by a low
blooc?-C?rdling wail from the adjoining
room.
Blanche started up,- white am
frightened.
"Phil, what was that?1*
Before he could reply, thc moan o
pain become articulate, and once mon
the Woman's voice reached then
in low, distinct tones through the opei
window.
?.Frank, let me out! Have mercj
on me! Oh, let me out!"
A man's voice, again in gruff, unin?
telligible reply, and then once again
tbo piteous, j leading voice.
??I'll do anything, Frank! I'll never
tell anybody you are my husband.
Only let me gol"
Blanche's grasp oil her husband's
hand tightened. Philip listened not
less intently than she did.
?.Have pity, Frank, lia ve pity ! Don'*
you remember that you used to sny
you loved me? Why are you so cruoj
now? I never did you any harm. Oh*
let me out I I can't bear it! You can
have all my money, every penny; only
don't make me go back!"
A brutal, unqualified oath was the
sole answer to this appeal; it was fol?
lowed by a faint, smothered cry.
?.No! no! never! I will not go
back into that horrible box! I had
rather be killed outright! '
There was absolute silence for a
second, and Blanche and Philip stood
breathless; then came a muffled shriek
of agony.
..No! no! oh, no, Frank! I did
not mean ?ti i'll do what you like!
don't kill mc! Help! HcipP
With a cry of righteous rage Phil
dropped his wife's hand and dashed
across I he balcony. He shook the
closed windows vigorously, regardless
of everything Pave thc frantic desire
lo prevent a horrible crime.
A dead silence had followed the
woman's last cry, anti when at last
Lorimer forced thc windows and
bounded into the room, he found it
io darkness, except for the streak of
wei ni moonlight that followed hips.
In the darkness he could just dis?
cern the figure of a man standing by
a hugh, black trunk.
??What is the meaning of this?"
asked thc man, advancing, but Phil
pushed him roughly aside.
??What have you done with that un?
fortunate woman ?"
.?A feebly moan struck on his ear.
?.Where aro you?" ho cried, ?.! will
help you."
?.Gb, lei ?ne ont ! let min ont!" came
to him in feeble-it . o? m ed ahnest !
i\\ \t><? - -t'OUPS. j
.Von brute!" cried Lorimer, beside j
himself with excitement and infjifiiia- j
tim*. I
At (his moment the- room wa
j raded by a motley crowd in all s
of deshabile, for, after ?*hilTi d
ture, Blanche had raised an alan
auch incoherent fashion that hali
'hotel was swarming into No. 24,
I certain whether murder, fire or BU
death was th* ?anse of the midi
disturbance.
"It is his wife," explained
frantically. He's been trying to
her. She ia hidden here somewh(
"Here! here! Oh, I am dying
?'7frer Sr un kPT cried some one. 1
one accord they bore down upon
huge black trunk;; every one's fin
were thrust forward to unbuckle
straps, the moaning growing fail
?nd fainter, till, as thc last fastei
v.
gave way, itccascd altogether.
"We are too late," cried Phil, a
threw open the Hil "The poor tl
is"-He stopped, shirted back,
looked around iw bewilderment,
rest of the company crowded forw
and peered into thc trunk.
"Why, it's empty!" ihcy cxclati
in chorus.
"Gentlemen! gentlemen!" cried
suave voice of the hotel propr?t
from thc door. "What docs
mean?*
44 Wc don't know," cried every c
uncertain whether to be greatly ainu
or intensely indignant.
"This gentleman," continued
proprietor, indicating his guest of
seraphic countenance, who st<
smiling silently, "this gentleman
Mr. Delaverc Darcey, the celebra
ventriloquist, who wiil appear
monow evening at the Winter G
dens* He has been amusing you w
a little private rehearsal?"
There was a most gratifying attei
ftnee at thc Winter Gardens on i
following night to witness Mr. De
vere Darcer* entertainment, for,
the poet tells us
Great are the uses of advertisement,
?fot neither Phillip Lorimer nor 1
wife Was a ? ong the audience. Tb
had left Eden-on-Sca by au eaj
train.-[London frtftb,
A Railroad Built for $5.
From South Texas came a man w
buiit 600 miles of railroad with a
bill aud faith, and thc bill was a bc
rowed one. He moved np from Cc
pus Citri?!! io San Antonio with all
his possessions J.*eaped np on a tw
wheeled cart. Ile got a charter
build a railroad from San Amonio
Aranas Pass. He graded a mile <
)tf throwing a good deal more thi
one shovel of dirt with his own hand
Thc receiver of another road loane
th:s indefatigable builder enough ol
rails for a mile of track*. Ju
distant part of the ?Stitc was purchase
an eugine which had been condemnc
six years before and sent to thc shoj
td Me wrecked for scrap iron. Tw
old cars' 7r?re picked up somewher
clse at a barga?r?. And that old ei
gino, drawing those old cars, stearne
into Sui Antonio. On engine an
cars in bold lettering was painted i
lamp-back, "S. and ?. P." Wit
one mile of old rail track and wit
the equipment of the old engine am
thc two old CUTS Uriah Lott starte?
the Aransas Pass system. There ha
been some tull financiering in the his
tory of ruiiroad building in this coun?
try, but there isn't anything which
for ?nzz iug pluck, quite approache;
the story of the building of this 60(
mile? of road in South Texas.
To the one mile of track three wer(
added-three miles by a dicker foi
soniij second-hand rails which a street?
car company had bought from a nar?
row gauge company. On this basis a
credit trade was made with a Pennsyl?
vania rolling mill for ten miles ot
rails. When they arrived there wasn't
enough money in the treasury to pay
the freight. But it was got somehow.
Ten miles of track gave thc founda?
tion for bonds which built forty miles
more, and so tho system grew into its
present proportions. This man who
built the Aransas Pass system rode
from San Antonio to Chicago, at one
critical period in his enterprise, with?
out a cent in hi* pocket He had
transportation, buthc .hadn'tanythiug
to buy food, and he went through
hungry.
Effects of Intense Heat.
In such a structure as the Ames
building the heat generated by the
burning of the vast masses of com?
bustible goods stored in the rooms is
intense almost beyond conception. In
such tires iron columns, thick glass
skylights, and even brick walis melt,
and the temperature throughout a
i-pacc covered by the structure, and
for a height which, in the case of the
Ames building, is said to have been
nearly 200 feet, must be far above
white heat.
When immersed in such a temper?
ature, cither by the burning of goods
around it, or by an attack through the
windows of a sea of Hame from a
neighboring building, timber, instead
of burning from thc outside, seem? to
d< compose suddenly,settiug free large
volumes of gas, which leave the non?
volatile part of thc timber in the
shape of a loose heap of charcoal, torn
jp fragments by the violence with
which the ga?sc-?, and, perhaps, a lit?
tle steam, lin ve been liberated.
During thc burning of the Ames
building great numbers of fragments
of blazing charcoal, several inches
long, and appearing to have been
separated from large timbers, fell in
thc neighboring streets, and the vio?
lence with which the flames poured
through thc windows and across a
street fifty feet wide setting lire in?
stantly to the buildings on the opposite
side, shows how freely the great mas9
i?f fuel furnished by the structure
itself, a* well as by the goods sirred
in it, must have burned.--[Americau
Architect,
When I Am Tired.
! O, love not alone when days are bright,
I And azure skies smile on the waiti;
I earth,
When hearts respond to the sweet world <
light,
And love, as 'twere, the heritage of birth.
Not then alone,
But love me still, my own,
When I am tired.
? When I am tiled-bowed down with divers
I cares,
That kuock not at your gate and will not
( go;
When the gray earth is saddened unawares,
And lids are drooping and pulses low,
Oh, turn agais,
\ And stay more fond iy then
When I am tired.
Love me and do not seek for love's reply;
Linger without the hand's detaining plea;
Let me but feel yoor soothing presence nigb
And know the rarest blessing is for me
Of tender care,
^ Though days be dark or fair.
Vi* "When ?am tired.
"' [Chicago Inter-Ocean.
HUMOROUS?
A man is as old as he feels, but not
always as big.
When a paragrapher makes a joke
about cork he naturally expects it will
?oat.
"Silent watches of the night"-The
wooden ones in fi ont of a jewelry
store.
She-Is he a still life painter? He
-No, quite the reverse. He paints
children.
A headlight is a good thing for the
engine, but a light head is not a good
thing for the engineer.
He-Why don't you light ihe lamp
your father gave you ? Because, dear,
it is so hard to turn down.
Jagson says if most men's con?
sciences should talk out loud they
would be sued for slander.
Doctor-My good woman, does
your son always stutter? Mother
Not always, sir. Only when he at?
tempts t? talk.
At paring: He-And what would
you do, miss, if I were to steal a kiss
from you. She-Dear me, how can I
tell beforehand?
The speaker who says he only wants
five minutes may be a man of un?
questionable taste, bnt his remarks
are pretty sure to be ill-timed.
Kitty-Isn't it wonderful how well
Jack gets along on a small salary?
Tom (guardedly)-Ah, well, you see,
he owes a great deal to his friends.
Applicant-I think you will find
some stability about me, sir. Busi?
ness man-What business have you
been in? "Taking care of horses."
Though man has but himself to blame
For nearly all his ills,
He hates like thunder, just the sune,
To pay the doctor's bills.
Maud-How do you like the new
way I do my hair, Frank? Frank
(wanting to say something particu?
larly nice)-vrhy, you look at least
thirty years younger.
"In this poem of yours you make
use of the phrase, 'fair Hawaii/ said
the writer's friend. "Yes." ??You
shouldn't do it. Hawaii is not fair.
She is distinctly a brunette."
"That bit of architecture," said the
builder, "was modieled after one of
Europe's most famous structures.'"
"Modeled !" repealed the crusty capi?
talist-"You mean muddleuV'
"But why do you object to Henry,
fatraer?" "Because he has no pros?
pects," replied the millionaire, stern?
ly. "But you forget, father, what good
prospects Henry woald have if you
didn't object."
"You have had many severe trials,
I dare say," said (he tender-hearted
housewife. "Yes," said Rust Rufus,
spearing another cold potato with his
fork, "but oai account of my youth
I've ginerly got oft purty light."
"What a mendacious duffer yon are.
Phibbs!" said Dibbs. "You saiu this
was an orphan asylum, instead of
which it is an old men's home."
"Well, you go in and look for an old
man who isn't an orphan. You won't
find him."
"I consider Mr. Johnson a very
nice fellow," said Mrs. Brown the
other evening to Mrs. Robinson at
Lady Douglass' party. "I don't,"
saidR." "Why, he's not a bit like
men who come to see me." "Weil,
that is nothing against him," rejoined
Mrs. B.f with acidity.
At a railway station, an old lady
said to avery pompous-lookiuggentle?
man, who was talking about steam
communications: "Pray, sir, what is
steam?" "Steam, ma'am, is ab-ah!
steam is-!" "I knew that chap
couldn't tell ye," said a rorgh-looking
fellow standing by; "but steam is a
bucket of water in a tremendous per?
spiration."
A poor son of the Emerld Isle ap?
plied for employment to a avaricious .
hunks, who told him he employed no
lri?hmcn, ?'fer the last one died on
my hands and I was forced lo bury
him at my owu charge." Ah! your
honor," said Pat, brightening up, "and
is that all? Then you'd give mo the
place, for, sure I can get a certificate
that I never died in the employ of any
master I ever served."
A True Hero.
"Talk about your men who led
charges aud distinguished themselves
for bravery on the battlefields of the
war, there goes a man down the street
who tops them all for bravery."
'.Indeed! who and what is he?"
"He is an umpire who is engaged
for the present base ball season."
[New York Press
Visible Evidence.
Jones-I saw a fellow yesterda>
with a cool thousand.
Browu-How did you know it was
cool?
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