The watchman and southron. (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, March 08, 1893, Image 4
REV. DB. TALMA6E.
The Brooklyn Divine's Sunday
Sermon.
R TRXT: "AS a hen gaUtereth Tier chickens
Hnder her w?ngs. and ye tooxdd aoi."
Matthew xxiii-, 37.
Jerusalem was in steht as Christ cams to
the crest of Mount Olivet, a height of TOO
feet. The splendors of the religious capital
of the whole earth irradiate i the landscape.
There is the temple. Yonder is the king's
palace. Spread out before His eyes ara the
porno, the wealth, the wickedness and the
coming destruction of Jerusalem, ani He
borst into tears at the thought of the ob?
duracy of a place that He would gladly have
**ved, and apostrophize, saying, " **Ob.
Jerusalem, Jerusalem, bow often would I
have gathered thy children together, even
as a hen gathereth her chickens unler her
wins?, and ye would not.'*
Why did Christ select hen and chicken as
a simile? Next to the oppositeness of the
comnarison I think it was tn help all public
teachers in the matter of illustration to get
down off their stilts and use comparisons
that ali can understand. The plainest bird
on earth is the barnyard fowl. Its only
adornments are the red comb in it? head?
dress and the watties under the throat. It
bas BO grandeur of genealogy. Ali we know
is that its ancestors cime from India, some
of them from a height of 4000 feet on the
?rides of the Hi malays. It bas no pr?tention
of nest like the eag&s eyrie. It has no luster
of pramaze like the goldfinch. Possessing
anatomy that allowa flight, yet about the
last thing that it wants to do is to fly, and
in retreat uses foot almost as much as wing.
Musicians have written out in musical
tonte the song of lark and robin rc<* breast
and nightingale, yet th? hen of n. text
hath nothing that could ba taken for as
but only cluck and cack'-e. . Yet Chirsi rn
the text uttered while looking upon doomed
Jerusalem, declares that what He had
wished for that city was iike what the hen
does for her chickens. Christ was thus sim- ?
plein His teachings, ani yet how hard it is
for us, who are Sunday-school instructors
and editors ani preachers and reformer',
and those who would gain tba ears of audi?
ences, to attain that heavealy ani divine
art of simplicity.
We have to rna a course of literary dis?
orders as children a coure of physical dis?
orders. "We come cut of school ani college
loaded down with 6 reek mythologies and
ont of the theological seminary weighs i
down with what the learned fathers said,
and we fly with wings of eagles ani flamin?
goes and albatrosses, and it tates a goo i
while before we Can corns down to Christ's
similitudes, the candie under the bushel, the
salt that has lost its savor, the net thrown
into the sea, the spittle on tba eyes of thc
blind man and the ben and chickens.
There is not much poetry about this
winged creature ot God mentioned in my
tex*, but she is more practical and more
motherly and mora suggestive of good
things than many that fly higher and wear
brighter colors. She is not a prima donna
cf rae skies nor a strut of beauty in the
aisle of the fores:. She does not cut a circle
under the sun like the Rocky Mountain
eagle, but stays at home to look after family
affair-. She does not swoop like the condor
of the Cordilleras to transport a rabbit from
tte valley to the too of the crags, but just
scratches for a living. How vigorously
with her claws she pal's away the ground
to bring up what is hidden beneath t When
the breakfast or dining hour arrives, she
begins to prepare tho repast and calls all her
young to partake.
I am in sympathy wita the unpretentious
old fashioned hen. because like most of us,
she has to scratch for a living. She know?
at the start the lesson which most people of
good sense are slow to leam -that the gain?
ing of a livelihood imoiies work, ani that
successes do not lie on the surface, but are to
be upturned by positive and continuous
effort. The reason that society, and the
church, and the world are so f ntl of failures,
so full of loafers, so full of dead beats, is be?
cause people are not wise enough to take the
lesson on which any hen would teach them
that if they would find for theciselves and
for those dependent upon them anything
worth having they must scratch for it.
"Solomon said. "Go totha ant; thoa slug
gari" I say, **Go to tba hen, thoa slug?
gard." In the O?d Testament God compares
Himself toan eagle stirring up her nest, ani
in the New Testament the 'Holy Spirit is
compared to a descending dove, but Christ,
ian sermon that begins with cutting sar?
casm for hypocrites lind ends with the
paroxysm of pathos in the text, compares
Himself toa hen.
One day in the country we saw sudden
consternation in the behavior of oki Dom?
inick. Why the hen should be so disturbed
we could not understand. We looked about
to see if a neighbor's dog were invading the
farm- We looked up to sae if a stormcloui
were hoveling. We could see nothing on
the ground that could terrorize and we
could see nothing in the. air to rofHa the
feathers of tile hen. but the loud, wild, af?
frighted duck which brought all her brood
at lull run under her feathers made us look
again around us and above ns, when we saw
that high up and far away there was a ra?
pacious bira wheeling round and round, ani
down and down, and not seeing us as we
stood in tue sha low it cam ? nearer and
lower until we saw its beak was curved from
base to tin, and it had two flames of fire for
eyes? audit was a haw?.
But all the chickens were under old Dom?
inick's wing, and either the bird of prey
caught a glimpse of us, or not able to find
t&e brood bundled under wing darts i back
into the cloud?. So Christ calls with great
earnestness to the young. Why, woat is the
matter? It is bright sunlight, and there can
be no danger. Health is there. A good
home is theirs. Plenty of fool is theirs.
Prospect of long lire is theirs. But Christ
continues to cal), calls with more em?
phasis and urges haste and savs not a
second ought to be lost Oh. do tell us what
is the matter! Ab. now I see. There are
hawks of temptation in toe air; there are
vultures wheeling for their prey; there ari
beaks of death ready to p'un;e; there are
clews of allurement ready to clutch. Now
X see the peri!. iNow i understand the
urgency. Now I see the only safety. Would
that Christ might this day take our sons and
daughters into His shelter, "as a hen gath?
ereth her chickens under her wing."
The fact is that the mo3t of them will
sever find the shelter unless while they are
chickens. It is a simple matter of inexor?
able statistics that most of those who do not
come to Christ in youth never come at all.
What chance is there for the young without
divine protection? Teer? ara the grog
shops. There are the gambling hells. There
are the infidelities and immoralities of
spiritualism. There ara bad books. There
aro impurities. There are the business ras?
calities. And so numerous are these assail -
meats that it is a wonder that honesty and
virtue are not lost arts.
The birds of prey, diurnal and nocturnal,
of the natural world a**e ever oa the alert.
They are the assassins of tin sky. They have
varieties of taste. The eagle prefers the
flesh of the living animal. The vulture pre?
fers the carcass. The falcon kilis with ona
stroke, while ether styles ef beaks give pro?
longation of torture/ Aniso the tempta?
tions of this life are varions. Soma make
quick work of death, and others agonize the
mind and body for man v years, and some
like the living blood of great soul?, and
others prefer those already gangrened. But
for every style of youth there is a swooping
wing and a sharp beak ania cruel caw,
and what the rising generation needs is a
wing of protection.
Fathers, mothers, older brothers and sis?
ters and Sabbath-school teacher?, be quick
and earnest and prayerful and importun ita
and get the chickens Tinder the wing. May
the Sabbath-schools of Amer ici and Great
Britain within the next three months sweep
all their scholars into the kingdom. Whom
they have now under caarge is uncertain.
Concerning that scrawny, puny child that
Jay in ike cradle many years ago, the father
dead, many remarked. "What a mercy ii
the Lord would take the child V and th?
mother really thought so too. But what a
good thing that God spared that child, for
ft became world renowned in Christian
literatura and one ol Goi:s most illustrious
servants-John Todd.
Remember, your children will remain
children only a Iit:ls while. What you do for
them as children you must do quickly or
never do at all. 44Why have you never
written a bookP said some ona to a talents!
woman. She replied: "I am writing two
and have been engaged on one work ten
?ears and on the other five years-my two
children. They an?-ny life work." Ween
ths house or John Wesley'* fath?r burned,
and they got tbs eight children oat. John
Wesley "the last b?fora the TOD. fell in, the
father said: **Let us knesl down and thank
God. The children are all savei; let tho rest
of the place go.*'
Mv hearers, if we se ure the nreseat ani
everlasting welfare of our children, most
other things belonging to os are of but little
comparativa importance. Alexander tbs
Great alto wed bis soldiers to take their fami?
lies with them to war, ani hs accounted for
the bravery of his men by th 3 fact th it
many of them wera bora ia carno and wara
used to warlike scenes from the start
Would God that all the children of our day
might be bora into the army of the Lord :
No need of letting them go a long way on
the wrong road before they turn around and
go oa the right roil. Ths onl^ time to ga:
chickens under wing is while they ara
chickens.
Hannah Woitall Smith, the evangelist
look her little child at two years of age
m mt m JJ^**^^
? when 3? out of the crib an I til l hr: ptaiol
I of Christ, and the child b3lievad and gav
I evidence of joyful trust, which grew wit
her growth to womanhood. Two years ar
r not too young. The time will come whe
I by the faith of parents children will be bor
I into this world and bora into the bosom (
! Christ at the same time. Soon we paren
j will have to go and lea ve our children, t*?
j fight their battles now, and we stand b
{ tween them and harm, but our arm will a
j ter a while get wea'v* and we cannot figti
for them, and our tongue will be palsie;
and we cannot speak for them. Are we g<
mg to leave them out in the cold world t
take their chances, or are we doing ali ti
can to get them nuder the wing of eteru
safety?
But we all nee I the proteetinr. win?. '
you had known when you ent ire i upo
manhood and womaaaool what was ahea
of you, would y >u hava dara I t > un?ertas
life? How much you hava baaa throng!
With most life has" bees a disappo batmen
they tell me so. They have not attiins
that whicii they exoaefced to' a ttain. Th?
have not had the physic.il and mental vigc
th ;v expect 3d. or they have met withr?
buffs which they did not anticipate. Yo
are not at 4 ) or 30 or 63 or 7 ) or 80 years c
age where you thought you would be. Id
not know anyone except my golf to whoi
life has been a happy surprise I never ea
peeled anything, and so when any thin
came in the shape of human favor or con
fortable position or widening field of work
was to nie a surprise.
I was told in the theological seminary b
some of my fellow students that I nev<=
would get anybody to hear me preach unie
I changed my style, so that when I fouu
that some* people did come to hear me it w<
a happy surprise. But most people, a econ
lng to their own statement, have found Iii
a disappointment. Indeed we all need she
ter from its tempests. About 3 o'clock on
hot August afternoon you have heard a run
ble that you first took for a wagon crossin
a bridge, but afterward there was a loud*
rumban?, and yon said, '"Way, that is thui
der!" And sure enouzh the clouds were b
mg convoked for a fult diapason. A who]
park of artillery went rolling down tl
heavens, and the blinds of the windows i
the sky ware closed. But the sounds abo v
were not more certain than the sounds b
neath.
The cattle came to the bars an! moans
for them to be let down that they miga
come home to shelter and the fowl, wbethe
dark Brahma or Hamburg or Leghorn (
Dominick, began to cali to its youa<
"Cluck?7 "CluckP "Ciuck!" an I take the*
under the wagon hon sa or shed, and ha
them ail hid under the soft feathers by ti
time that the first plash of rain struck" th
roof.
So there are su iden temptests for OD
soul?, and, oh ! how dark is get:?, and threai
ening clouds of bankruptcy or sickness c
persecution or bereavment gather an
thicken and blacken, and some run for shel
ter to a bank, pat it is poor shelter, au
oraersrnm to menory aavrsers, ana they rai
to help, and others fiy nowhere simply b:
cause they know not where to go, and the;
perish in the blase, but others hear a divin
call saying, "Come, for all things are no*
ready.* "fae spirit and the bride sa;
come.' * And while t he heavens are thundei
ing terror the divine voice proffers mercy
and the soul cones under the brooding cir
of the Almighty "as a hen gathereth he
chickens under her wing."
The wings of my tere suggest warmth
and that is what most folks want. Tue ric
is that this is a c:>ld world whether youtak<
it literally or figuratively. We have a bi
fireplace called the sua, and it has a verj
hot fire, and the stokers kee? the coals wal
stirred up, but much of the year wo can no
get near enough to this fireplace to ge
wanned. The world's extremities are cok
all the time. Forget not taat it is colder a1
the south pole than at the north pol?, an?
that the Arctic is not so destructive as th<
Antartic. Once in awhile the Arctic wil
let explorers come back, but the Antartu
hardly ever. When at the south pole a shh
sails in, the door of ice is almost sure to bi
shut against its return.
So life to many millions of people at tin
south and many million* of people, nt tbs
north is a prolonged shiver, bat when ? say
this is a cold world I chiefiy mean figural
lively. If you want to know what is tai
meaning of the ordinary term ol recaivin^
the "cold shoulder," gee out oe money aa;
try to borrow. The conversati >n may nave
bean almost tropical for luxuriance o
thought and speeca, but su ?gase your neces
sities and se3 the theraio.ax3t3r di op to 50
degrees below z3ro, aad iutcnt which till a
moment before had been a warm room
Take what is an uapo.ni'ar position on sou*
public question, an i see your friends fly ai
chan! before a windmill.
As far as myself is concerna?, I have n>:
word oi complaint, but I look off day bj
day and see communities freezing out mer
and women o' who u tba worid is nol
worth/*. .Now it takes after ona ?x^d-noa
-ai^er anorner. iz D?2D n33 po. alar to a??
prec-ate anldefaase an I execrate aa i lie
about some people. Thi; is the bast world I
ever got into, bat it ?3 the nieanast world
that so ne psople ever got inti. The worsl
thing t .at ever happene i to them was taeii
cradle, and the best toing that wii? era
happen to them wiil be their grave. VYha*
people want is w?rmt\
Many years *go a man was fi>atin? down
on the ice of the Merrimac, aad great effora
were mode t > rescue him. Twice ne got hoi :
of a plank thrown to bias and twice h?
slipped away froai it, because that end of th:
plank was covered w>rh ic?, and he cried out,
**For God's s ike, give ma the wooden eui oi
the p!?nk this tim?," and thi3 done be wa
hauled to shore. Tha trouble is th it in our
t ff ort s to save tfce soul there is too mac J
co.dness an i *cy forma'ity, and so the im?
periled one slips off and floats down. Give
it the other end ot the plank-warmth ol
sympathy, warmth of kindly association,
warmth oi genial surroundings.
The world declines to give ir, and in many
cases has no power co give it, and hare is
wnere Christ comes in. and, as on a cold day,
the rain beating and ttl e atmosphere full o:
>leet, the hen ciucks he.* chickens Uaier hei
wings, and the wa raith o." her own breast
puts warmth into the wet feathers and the
chilled feet cf the infant group of the barn?
yard, so Christ says to those sick and frosted
ana* disguste i and f rozan of the world, Com?
tn out oi! the March winds of the worlds
criticism; come in out of the sleet of ths
world's assault; come in oat ot a world that
does not understand you and does not wanl
to understand you; 1 will comfort and 1
will soothe and"! wdl be your warmth, "ai
a ben gathereth her chickens under be:
wing." Oh, the warm heart of God is r^adj
for all those to whom the world has giver
tb? cold shoulder.
But notice that some one mml *ake thi
storm for the chicken?. Ah! tin hen taxes
the storm. ? have watched her nader the
pelting rain. I hav* sean hc-r in tba pinch'
m% frosts almost fr?->z in to <. eat h or almost
strangled in tba water?, a;i ? whit a figh:
sha makes for tae vouag nadar win; it a
dog or hawk or a tuan come* too ne?r! An 1
so the brooding Christ takes tho storm for
us. What flood o? anguish an I te.ir- ' .ai
did not dash upon His holy sou;! What
Hoakof tortur? did not nierce His vitals!
What barbing Ceroerus of hell was not let
iut upon Him from the k?nn*>hd
Wfo**. fie entire 1. oh, who - irk ta!!.
To ?ave oar soais fro TI dstuh an 1 i?: i:
Yes, the hen took the storm fer the chick?
en*?, and Christ takes the storm for us. Once
the tempest ro;e so suddenly tin hen could
not gei with her ycunz back fro.a the :ii'.v
ground to the barn, and there she is un Jer
the fence half dead. And now the rain turns
to snow, and it is an awful night, anl in the
morning the whiteness about she gills and
the beak down in the mud show that the
mother is dead, and the young ones come
out and cannot understand why the mother
does not scratch for them something to eat,
and they walk over her wings and cali with
their tiny voices, but there is no a ns wer: nz
dock. She took the storm tor others and
perished. Poor thing! Self sacrificing even
anio death !
And does it not make vou think of Kim
who endured all for ns? So the win?? under
whien we cama forsp?T?tua! sa?'?t .* are .'bo I
spattered wittie are nigh*, shatterei win :.*,
?r? temoe-t tom wini*. in ti- He of
Wtght I MW fae grav<? o." rYiness E zi
betti, who diel whi?e a pr;s>ne:*at Caris?
brook oa*tif\ h?r fin :^r on an op?n Bible
and pointing to tba worte. "Oomemio Me
ail ye that ?abo.-and ar*? heavy !a-iea, aa I I
will ^ive you rest.*' Oh, rmi i under the
win?s!
Bu:. now the summer ?lay alrin-.; : a<-e 1,
an 1 the shadow? of the hon ss an i bara ani
wagon shed have lengthana !. T.jr farmer,
with scythe or ho? OD shoulder, is returning
from the field--. Tne orte.i are unyoked.
Toe horses are crunching the oat-; at t?e fud
bin. The air is bewitche I of honeysuckle
and wild briar. Tbe milkman, pail in han i,
is approaching the barnyard. fha fowl?.'
keeping e->r,'y b'Mir.--, ave collecting their
young, "CSttc'sT "Ciuck!" --?Jluci:' and
soon all th? eyes of. tlia: faaf.hered nu sery
are clcseJ.
The bac'ialors of the winga 1 trio* bava
asean led to their perch, but th? hen?, in a
motherhood divinely appointed, tak; aU the
risk of a slumber on the groan', and all
night ion? the wings will stay outspread,
and the little ones will n^t utter a sound.
Thu> at saidowa, lovingly, safely, rom?
p?ate./, tua han b.-oois her youu:. ?So. if
wo ar?* ih? L >c i's. ti?a eveb?uT of oar hie
wall come, ina heats or tha day wm nave
passed. Thare will be shadows, a?;d ^e can?
not sea far. Tha work o? Hf a will b? about
ended.
The hawks of temptation that boorai in
the sky will hive eoue ?oth? wojisand
folded their wiuzs. Sweet id!euc?s ?viii orne
down. Tha air wiil be redolent wita the
I breath of -w^ole arbors oi" promises sweeter
j than jasmina or evening primrose. The air
may be a little cMU, bu*; C ?r'.st will call in,
and wa will know tba voie > and heei the
call, au 1 we wilt come ander the wings for
the ni<>ht-the strong wing-% th? so't wing?,
the warm wings-and without fear an 1 in
full sense of safety, and then we will rest
from suu iowa to sunris?, "as a hen gacber
et'a her chickens under her win?." Dear
me, how many souls the Lord ha'h taus
brooded!
Mothers, after watching over sick cradles
and then watching af t?rwar ? over wayward
sons and daughters, at last themselves taken
care of by a motherly Go J. Business men,
after a lifetime struggling with the uncer?
tainties of money markets, and the change
of tar.fiV, and the underseJing or mea who
because of their dishonesties can afford to
! undersell, and ye ;rs of disappointment and
j struggle, at last under wings where nothing
i can perturb them any more than a bird of
prey which is ten miles off disturbs a chick
at midnight brooded in a carnyard
A?y text bas its strongest application for
people who were bom in the CDuntry,
wherever you may now live, and that is the
majority of you. You cannot bear my text
without having ali the rustic scenes of the
old farmhouse come bael: to you. Good old |
davs thev were. You knew nothing mu^h ?
of the world, for you had no: seen the ;
world.
By law of association you cannot recall
the orooding hen and her chickens without
seeing also the barn, and the hf/mow, and
j the wagon shed, aud the house, and the
room where you played, and the fireside
with the big backlog before which you sat,
and the neighbors, and the bur .'a', and the
wedding, and the deep snowbanks, and hear
the village bell that called you to worship,
and seeing the horses which, after pulling
?rou to church, stspd, around taa old ?lan?
zo arded meeting house, and those woo sat at
either end of the church pew, and indeed all
the scenes of the first 14 years, and you
think of what you were then and of what
you are now, and all these thoughts are
aroused by the sight of the old hencoop.
Some of you had better go back and start
again. In thou ght return to that place and
hear the cluck and ss3 the outspread feath?
ers and come un 1er the wing and make the j
Lord your portion and shelter and warmth, j
preparing for everything that may come, !
and so avoid being classed among those de?
scribed by the closing words of my text, "at
a hen gathereth her chickens under her
wing, and ye would noV Ab, that throws
the responsibilitr noon us I "Ye would
not." Alas, for the "would notsP' lithe
wandering broods of the farm head not their
mother's calf and risk the hawk and dare the
freshet and er pose themselves to the frost
and storm, surely their calamities ara aol
their mother's fau!t. "Ye would notl" God
would, but how many would not!
When u. fjood man asked a young woman
who had abandoned her home and who was
deploring her wretchedness why she did not
return, the reply was: "? dare not go home.
My father is so provoked he would not re?
ceive me home." "Puen," said the Christain
man, "I wul test this." And so he wrote to
the father, and tha reply cama back and in a
letter marked outside "Immediate," and in- !
side saying, "Let her come at once; all is i
forgiven." S3 God's invitation for you is j
marker ''immediate" on the outside, and
inside it is written, "fla will abundantly !
pardon."
Ob, ye wanderers from Go 1 and happi- !
ness and homa and heaven, come under the i
sheltering wing. Under this call I sea you j
turning from your old way to the new way,
tba living way, the gospel way. A vessel in
the Bristol channel was naarioz tha rooka
called the "Steep Hilmes." Under the tem?
pest tha vessel was unmanageable, and the
only hope was that the tide would chang? ;
belore she struck the rocks and went down,
and so the captain stood on tba de2k, watch
in baud. Captain and crew and passengers
were pallid with terror. Taking another
look at his watch and another look at the
sea he shouted: 'Thank God, we are saved!
The tide has turned! One minuta more and
we would have struck the rocks."
?Some of you have been a long while drift*
ingin the tempest o' sin and sorrow and
have been making for tba breakers. Thank
God, the tide bas turned. Do vou not feel
the lift of tue billow? Tha gr?ce of God
that bringeth salvation has appeared to your
soul, and In the words of BYaz to Ruth I
commend you*to "the Lord God of Israel,
under whose wings thou hast come to
trust"
PROMINENT PEOPLE.
THE new Senator from Nebraska weighs
225 pounds.
SIR RICHARD OW FX, the naturalist, left
an estate valued at about $17,5,CO), which is
a little unusual ior a scientist.
INVENTOR EDISON'S children by his first
wife are familiarly called "Dot" and
"Dash," from the characters in the Morse
alphabet?
ONE of the most prosDarous inventors of
the day is George Westinghouse, whose
wonder? ni brake bas brought him in a for?
tune of $?0,000,000.
GENERAL GaAXToncedec ined to se.*v*eas
President o: the Panama Canil Company,
with a salary o? $23,00*), because be thought
its scheme impracticable.
PEE?IDE>"T DIAZ, of Mexico, according to
common rumor, is worth some thirty mill?
ion?, of which twenty are invested in Mexi?
can rai'roads, telegraph?- and electric light
plants.
HASS Vox BuLOtt'i the pianist, who was
recently removed toa pr.vate basins asylum
iu far -H rrin, shows no siga of recovering his
menta! tqui ir-ruta?, am doctors hold out
very iittie hop?.
FEA:.K VINCENT, who har. left Colombo to
continu- his exp.orat-ions io Africa, has al
reaoy trave.e i over 330,Ul) miles, aa ?,
Though be bas ria l many mre?>r esta jes, he
never had a serious accident.
MINOT J. SAVAGE; the c ?l9brated Boston
div n^, preaches rx emporaaeoudy, but his
thou rots are presents l s> well that the
stenographer's reports rarely require any
editing tor paol cttioa in ooo'<c form.
CAPTAIN JOHN ADAM COOPS'*, is the
y ono .est veteran of to J Mex.can W*r, hav
ng en.iste J at t ;e age o. t wi Ive. H s is also
the picn?er horse ear dr. ver of Sin Francis?
co, having been in tae business tweaty-aine
years
1 Ht clergyman who has continuously oc?
cupied one pulpit longer than any other di
vji:e in t;;e world is ft:v. Dr. Furness, of
rbiia ;e!phia. His a^e is ninety, and for
s xty-eight years he bas been pastor ot one
church.
IT IS not generally kn >wn that M Pasteur,
the great F.enca scieutist, is an "unweensed
I rac.iuoner,"' aa i cannot even put a lancet
into a man's arm? He has to keep a surgeon
to c?o i his tor him, in order to comply with
th-hw.
REAR ADMIRAL STSPHEXSOX, the new
comniau ter u? tue Br.tis i iquaaron iu the
Pae?nV, has been in Her Misty's navy for
lorty years ant saw acc:v? service in the
ii'i:j:ea, in Caiua ani during the Indian
mutiny.
'1 KEY say that Ju Ige Willam Lin Isay, of
Kentu ky, recaatly elected United Slates
Senator iu mace o? Mr. Cirlisie. rarely uses
i an adjective au I does not rely upoa rhet?
oric in ms argument, Hi-; appeal is to ?aw
.md reason.
THE only two natives of Col?ra lo in the
House of kepresenvatives ol tiat State are
florry Sims, ot Arapaho*, wno was the
first white caiid born ia Pu iblo, *n i Celes?
tina Gareia, w<io represents : Couejos Cou i
iy, and W.JO wo: Mexican parentage.
Ex SECRETARY WILLIAM MAXWELL
EvAKX?, wno celebrate l his sevanty-dfth
M rehila y recently, has long loo'<ed several
years ol er i.h .*.. > - r u* are, owin; to the
iac:: that he was neva- puysr-d'y srrcrj
and has ai ways bern a hard worker.
THE venerable banker, Binchroeder, of
Berlin, wjo died a tew days ago, hied him
s*ilf to Ores len on hi-. s?ventietn birth Jay in
order to esc ipa any demonstration that his
friends might a:va:>.ge in ais honor. But he
left a ?530? o ck lor the deserving poor of
B IV.:-.
IT is r?latel ot J. Sterling Morton, Cleve
ian*rs-Secretary o? Agriculture, tnat wheo
bi* wire died he ha t a tombstone erected
cve.- her grave bearing tier name and th?
names ol his three sons. When asked why
he had the name- of the bo vs inscribed on
the marble, he replie I: ''B ecause, if any of
them does anything dishonorable 1 will
hive h's name caisell?d from the tomb?
stone/'
A Costume of RaUIcsaakc-Skm.
Peler G ruber, the Rattlesnake King of
Ve Gan 20 Countv, bas made the most
unique costume any man ever wore. It
consists of coat, vest, trousers, hat. shoes
find shirt, and is ina?e entirely of the
skins cf rattlesnakes. Seven hundred
snakes,ai] caught an*! -kiune i b; Gruber
dubing thc past live years; provided the
matetial for this novel costume. To pre
serve thc bnlibocy au i flexibility of the
skies in t:je ^re.iusi possible t.'e-?ree, thc
snakes "wsre skinned alive, first being
.>".:v.te unconscious by chloroform. They
wera then rained tn a method peculiar I
i<> Gruber, std are as soft and elastic as
ivuoleu go?ii?. ILc di Seie?? anide- !
for this ouSait were made by Oil City I
tailors, shoemal'vrs sud hatters and the j
ro<u ?it i's Ns-utid ai $1001'.-PitXibur^
C^robicie.
French-speaking Cannoiaus embrace
2VA per cent, ol thc population ol' Can?
ada, .?- * - --.
Building for Others.
What if I build for others, &
And the walls of the building stand
Long after I am forgotten
By the dwellers within the laud,
Long after tbe buildings have crumbled
That weie founded upou the sand?
What if I build for others,
And the building shelters me not,
And within the home 1 have bu ikied
I shall have no part or lot,
And the dwellers who have their homes
there
Through all thc time shall know me not?
Yet when the years shall have faded,
And oeneath the roof tree's shade,
The children of generations
In their childish days have played.
And have passed from under the roof
tree
And vanished into the shade:
t?ome dwellers beneath the roof tree,
Thinking of when it was new,
May say as his thoughts turn backward,
Keeping its age in view,
"The builder who built this building
Builded better tbau he kuew.
And I, though I have passed onward,
Hearing the Master's call,
May know, though it may not matter
To rae what the building befall.
It is better to have builded tor others
Than not to have built at all.
-[E. N. Gunnison. in Boston Trauscript.
HOW THE ICE BROKE.
Bl" EMMA A. OPPER.
"They'll never get acquainted," said
Mrs. Woodward-"never P
"Who-Cal and Lucy?* Mr. Wood?
ward queried, absently, busy with his
uianagment of the colt.
They were going to town on neces?
sary business, and Lucy Doti uer, Mr.
Woodward's pretty niece, and Calvin
Pierce, Mrs. Woodward's cousin, who
were simultaneously visit?is theni
j . ?
Lucy and Calvin left at home.
"Of course!" replied Mr?. Wood?
ward, who was ambitious and ener?
getic and motherly all together.
"They will never get acquainted. Cal
is so dignified and quiet, and-and all
that; and Lucy is so shy-so very
sweet, but so shy I They've been here
a weed today, but-"
..You're aching to hatch up a ro?
mance," said her husband wiih.au un?
sympathetic suort of laughter. 4-Lzt
'em alone. Can't a girl and a fellow
come near each other without
"Joe," 6aid Mrs. Woodward, with
tears in her kind eyes, "Cal is such a
splendid fellow, and so rich, and Lucy
i ?9 a dear girl and a poor school
teacher P
Her voice broke.
"If Uiey could only break thc ice
once!" she said, despairingly.
Mr. Woodworth raised his brows and
j gave the colt a cut. Mr. Woodward
j was not a match maker,
j Lucy was kneeling by the window
j in her room. Her hands dangled otu
! of it. Her deeply blue eyes had a
I bright light in them, and her sweet
I face was healthily flushed. One week
I of new milk aud flesh eggs had done
j wonders for her.
j How green and shady and dclight
! fal was the yard below I How pict ur
! csque were the barn, with ita wide
! open doors, and the red beehives, and
>' the well-house, and thc grape arbor!
j lt was a little lonesome though,
j Lucy was accustomed to a flat, aud the
! fact lhat the nearest house was a quar
: ter of a mile away sometimes startled
! her. Cuele Joe and Aunt Kate were
j away this afternoon, loo; they had
! just gone?
j Where was Mr. Pierce? Lucy could
j hot see him anywhere; Had lie gone
j oft** too? Oh, dear! She knew he
had. And the h ?red mun was away
! offin the "north lot.*'
! Visions of tramps and other for
I midable objects rose before Lucy's
'startled eves. She was trembling* a
! little. She rose and went fluttering
j down stairs.
Mr. Pierce was not in thc parlor.
: She called him timidly,without result.
I
j Then she stepped to the porch.
I ?*Mr. Pierce! she repeated.
He certainly was gone. She went j
j down the walk and through the east j
yard and thc leafy back yard, repeat*
j ing her frightened call with tremulous
j frequency?
! '-What made him go oiT?" she re
i
i fleeted, indignantly? --He knew Td
j bc nere all alone. He's perfectly-"
Horrid trembled on her tongue, but
her tongue refused to utter it. A tali,
masculine figure was coming up thc
j road-a ligure willi a bundie on i;s
j back.
j A tramp-a tramp, of course! What j
; else? Lucy sprang to wa ni the front j
I door. A shrub impeded her, rind she j
! almost tripped on a root. She sped j
j on, out of breath, and willi her soft j
hair fallen loo*e, anti brought up with j
sudden violence nuder the tallest, cnn
tree in the east yard.
Mr. Pierce sat there serenely smil- j
ing, willi a book ince down on hi? i
I knee.
..Did von hear me call?" Lucy
' i '
?rasped.
I Mr. Pierce's smile broadened,
j "Pm afraid *o," ho murmured,
wich a*i ii resistibly drolly-apo?ogei?c
gaz*. !
. You did it purposely!" said Lucy,
reproachful and incredulous.
Mr. Pierce looked the comical em?
bodiment of humiliation and remorse.
..You mu't bc tired, racing around
like that. Won't you >it down?" he J
begged.
..No, I won't ! ' said Lucy severely, j
And then they laughed heartily in
unison. Thc '.tramp" went past
?lowly-old Mr. Milis, wi h a bag of
potatoes on hU back.
Lucy pinned up her disordered hair.
Us ?oft tints took on golden beauly
in thu Hitting sunlight*
..Do sdi down!"' vaid Calvin Pierce.
And bc spread his handkerchief on
the grass beside him, s-n 1 rather near
to him.
..I; was di ead fully inonu of you P
iuid I. icy. siuiiiug down inion him.
"I know il. I'm horribly sorry,
Ho ?ii down." he supplicated. .
?*ril go iu and get my scarf,v i
Lucy. "My dress is thin."
Mr. Pierce went, too, and took
arin to help her up the porch steps.
..Hello!" he ejaculated.
The front door had blown shut
their faces with a resounding bang
"Xow we're caught!'' he cried, gi
fully. "That door locks when
shuts, Miss Donner. Xow what
you going to do?*'
Lucy tried it. She was snail
considerably; but Mr. Pierce did
see it, her face being turned away.
"Dreadful!"' she cried. "And
want roy scarf, and my hat, and
rest of my box of candy, and a do;
things. 1 must have them!"
..The back door is locked, Pm c
tain. They always lock it when tl
go away," said Mr. Pierce. "I*
sec."
The back door, when they read
it, was locked.
"We'll have to sit under the el
till they get home," Mr. Pie
averred, "or get through a windon
"Wc must get in," eaid Lucy, <
cisively, "and get the door op<
They may not be home till suppi
time. We must!"
..Your word is law,'1 said M
Woodwards cousin, with etnpha
and a look.
"Thank you," said Mr. Wood wan
niece, faintly blushing.
'.The front windows are locked
Mr. Pierce observed. ..! saw Ki
lock them/'
"And this one is rather high," si
Lucy.
. "Rather," he agreed. "I shon
need a hook-and-ladder."
..You might try the pin try wi
dow," Lucy suggesled. ..It's too b
to make you, but-"
..Iiis nothing," said Mr. Pie?
gallantly. "The pantry windot
All right!"
The pantry window was not locke
but it held a wire screen. Mr. Pierc
standing on his toes, strove to r
move it, and failed.
-.Wai:!" he said.
He went to the barn and came ba<
with a woodeu box and a h immer.
It was a serious undertaking. I
hammered and pulled for five mi
mes, bruising his fingers and frow
ing.
..I'm so sorry!"1 Lucy murmured.
.Oiot at all," Mr. Pierce responde?
with cheerful haste. The screw hf
yielded. "Xow I can vault in,
think, without any trouble."
"Don't vault imo the pies," sai
Lucy, catching sight of them on
shelf within.
Mr. Pierce sprang; Lucy heard
soft, ominous crash.
She was not looking, however. St
turucd and ran swiftly arouud til
house and straight in at the froi
door; then, after a short, iustiuctiv
pause before the hall mirror, th
walked demurely imo the pantry.
'.Oh, dear!" she said, sinking int
a chair, in spasms of helpless laugli
ter.
Mr. Pierce stood in the middle o
the pantry, still and straight and un
smiling. A tin pan had rolled into
corner, and a fair share of its con
tents had rolled there, too-eggs
eggs crushed, eggs cracked and egg
uninjured. And Mr. Pierce bore th
shocking marks of them on his here
tofore immaculate lrowsers-*yes, ovci
on his coatsleeves and his shining
cuffs !
"1 am sorry P' Lucy cried, aghast
and yet in obvious straits to suppresi
her laughter.
"It wasn't your fault," Mr. Piere?
rejoined, promptly. "I miscalcuialec
and landed in (he eggs-that's all
Why-why''-his face grew suddenlj
blank. ?-How did you get in, Mis?
Donner?*' he gasped.
Oue hand fluttered tremulously tc
Lucy's laughing lips.
"I brough the front door," she fal?
tered- "lt wasn't locked; ihe catcli
is broken and doesn't work. Bul
when you said we were locked out. 1
thought I wouldn't dispute you. I-1
didn't dream you were going to get
into the eggs!"
lier restrained mirth bubbled forth.
..Well," said Mr. Pierce, slowly,
"we are even, Miss Donner, aren't
wc? We'll call it square, shan't we?"
Ile looked at her rather long-so
long that Lucy grew pink.
Then he took a piece of apple*pie
from a plate on a shelf aud ate it. His
eyes were shining and twinkling.
"I didn't know Miss Donner-Miss
Lucy," ho said, ..that-you'll excuse
mc-that you had so much fun in yon.
I've been rather afraid of you all this
j time. Do you know it?"
..And I of you," Lucy answered, all
j but interrupting him, and feeling as
i though a big cloud had rolled past
and ?eft uuspecked brightness.
And when Mr. Pierce held out his
; hand, half laughingly, half seriously,
but withal, rather greedily, she laid
, hers in it.
A delightful, mingled odor of cof
; fee and frying potatoes and toasting
, bread greeted Mr. and Mis. Wood?
ward when they drove into the yard
at a quarter of 6 o'clock.
Lucy came io lue kitchen door.
"Supper's ready," she said.
..Thanks to me!*' said Mr. Pierce,
lookiug out over her shoulder.
"My goodness!" Mr*. Woodward
uttered. #
But her husband chuckled.
"I guess the ice is broken," he ob
[ served-"cracked, any now."
! Mrs. Woodward drove on to (he
i bri ru with him for the purpose of say
! ing something.
j ..Joe.'-' she said, tremblingly, "I
j believe-1 do believe-that they have
begun to like each other! If (hey
rould-if they would! Oh, Joe!"
Joe looked back at the pair in the
! doorway willi careful contemplation.
..Yes, 1 know the signs." he said,
; quietly. "Yes, dear, they have begun.
: And I don't mind owning that Pm a
j iiitieglad myself.'Vr-[Saturday Night.
Modern Education.
In a late pamphlet on literature for
children, G. E. Hardy, principal of a
New York grammar school, says that
modern education does not develop
the moral sense, s.nd that "fifty years
of popular educatiou have had little or
no perceptible regenerating influence
on our people.''' He reports that over
eighty per cent, of the convicts in Sing
Sing and Auburn prisons are public
school gradu?tes, and that prisons and
reformatories are full of them. Who
ever expected anything oise? replies
the New York Independent. No one
has ever claimed that an educated
man?s necessarily amoral mau, that
ihoae who have gone through a. public
school are thereby insured against the
penitentiary. AU that has been
claimed is that the training which
they there gel in discipline of the
will and in intellectual aptitude will
make them less liable to commit
crime. The very statistics which Mr.
Hardy gives tells against him. Eighty
per cent from the public schools is
not a very large figure where nearly
every one, it would be supposed,
would be from the public schools. If
uearly twenty per cent, are Hi?rate,
does any one pretend that twenty per
cent, of the population aro illiterate?
Tiie illiterate clement must have con?
tributed vastly more than its share of
crime. In a late number of the Inde?
pendent A. Tolman Smith showed
that in Pennsylvania the illiterates
supply eight times their proportion of
criminals. And the English statistics
arc equally strong as to thc influence
of education in London in preventing
juvenile crime.
Where Authorities Differed.
The reading class was standing in a
stiff row upon the floor of an Indiana
schoolhouse, and a bright lillie fellow
was drawling a paragraph about a Ro?
man massacre.
Thc president of the school board
wa9 present on his regular tour of in?
spection, and he pompously requested
ihat thc boy "read that verse again."
The "verse" was read again.
..Ah! hm!" said the g ?eat mau in
a loud voice. "Why do you pro?
nounce lhat word massa-kcr?"
The boy was silent.
"It should bc pronounced massa
kre,'1 continued the great man, with a
patronizing smile.
Thc boy remained quiet, but tho
teacher finally spoke:
'.Pardon, me, sir," she said, "but
tiie fault is mine if the word was mis
prouounccd. 1 have taught thc class
lo pronounce it 'massa-ker.* "
..But why?" insisted the great mau,
as a look of surprise was followed by
a look of pain upon his hcuign fea?
tures.
"1 believe that Webster favors that
pronunciation," said thc teacher,
meekly.
"Impossible," said the great man.
The dictionary was brought, and
the president of the school board
turned over its leaves unlit he found
the word. There was a breathless si?
lence a? tie looked up.
"I am astonished, madam," he said at
la?t, "ihat Daniel Webster should have
made such a mistake as that. "- [Har?
per's Young People.
Stampeding Oxen?
"Many people who have been much
OM the plaius in the ante-railroad days
have seen stampedes of mules and
horses,*' remarked L. T. Otero of
Sauta Pe, to a group of friends at the
Laclede, "but by far the worst stam?
pede is that of terrified oxen. "When
tliey are loose they will, if frightened,
run over a precipice if it comes in
their way, but if stampeded when
hitched to wagons very few will es?
cape. Once when on the Cimarr?n
one of my ox teams became frightened,
what at I never knew. The six oxen
started off at breakneck speed, aud
the contagion was imparted to two
other teams. The men tried to stop
them, but they might as well have
tried to check a mountain torrent.
Thc oxen went on right across the
country, with the heavy wagons rat?
tling at their heels, and ran until near?
ly half of them fell dead from ex?
haustion. 1 used to think that a
blooded horse was the only animal
that would run itself to death, but
after my experience I learned that it
was no uncommon thing for a fright?
ened ox lo do/'-[St. Louis Post-Dis?
patch.
Not a Substitute.
When orange marmalade was first
introduced, il was quite extensively
advertised as an "excellent substitute
for butter." A New Haven fishwife
seeing the advertisement thought she
would try a jar of the article. Next
morniug she presented herself to
tho shopkeeper in a state of great
wrath.
"You auld villain!" she exclaimed;
?'what did ye mean by selling inc that
stuff last nicht? I nceriy poisoned oor
John wi't."
i
??Hoo wos that, ma'am?"
"Hoo wos that ? Did ye no say it
was a substitute for butler ?"
"Yes." j
"Weel, then. I used some o't to fry j
a bit of fish wP, and it made us a1 as
sick as cuddies!"-[Tit-Bits.
Strategy,
Small Boy-Mamma wants you lo
send her up two barrels of those apples
she was lookin' at.
Dealer-All right, sonny.
"Say, couldn't you pour the two
barrels into one big barrel?''
"Eh? What for?**
"Then she couldn't get it lhron?!i
the door of the lock closet."--[Goou
News.
Farmers in Marin County (Cal.)
are complaining of a weed which tho
cows cat and which gives a peculiar
taste lo the milk, so much *o that in
some districts thc milk is unpalatable.
STRANGE STEALING.
Queer Ways of Thieves Described
by a New York Official.
I _?__
One Chap Arrested 25 Times
For Pilfering Coats.
Davids. Web, who has been clerk
and official stenographer of thc Court
of Special Sessions in the New York
Tombs Court since 1866, recalls in thc
Sun of that city some interesting re
minieccnes of peculiar and ingeuious
forms of theft which have come under
his observation during that time
"The Court of Special Sessions? has
tried more thau 150,000 cases," said
Mr. Vitch, "during the twenty-six
years that I have beeu conuected with
if, and 1 have kept a record, with a
ruuniug comment, of ail of them,
some of which are peculiarly interest?
ing.
??There was one disreputable-look?
ing old mau, a wiry, keen old fellow
with a pinched and shrunken face,
who was brought up not less than
tweuty-five times fer thc same offence.
He was never known to steal auy thing
but coats. He would hang around
where a gaug of workingmen were
paving the streets, and when they had
laid aside their coats he would point
to a particular one and say to some
little fellow: "Oh, sonny, bring me
my coat over here, will you?" and thc
boy, thinking he was one of the work?
men, would bring the coat to him.
??At Thanksgiving and Christmas
the turkey thief plies his trade, iu
which, by the way, he develops un?
usual ingenuity. The most frequent
case that has came up of this charac
. ter is of the thief who carries a hooked
pole on his shoulder, and as he passes
a grocery store deftly captures his
turkey,and whistling, j auntly swings
ou by. It is more difficult now than
formerly to work this racket, how?
ever, as grocery men have learned to
keep a sharp eye on the man with the
pole.
'?A number of cases have been
brought to our notice of clever knaves
who impersonate policemen and arrest
defenceless peopie, and then extort
from them all the money they can get.
One man kept this up for months be?
fore he was arrested, and worked the
scheme in every part of the city. He
would even let them off for fifty cents,
or a quarter, if he was convinced that
this was all he could wriug from them,
and most people rather tuan have any
trouble would pay him. He was al?
ways particularly shrewd in selecting
his victims.
'?During public parades the shop
thief is always ready to lake advan?
tage of the excitement, and frequently
j gets in his work in beau! i ful style.
! One man was arrested a number of
times for stealing from a counter, at
the same time purposely distracting
the atteution of the shopkeeper. He
was known to raise a great noise in
the street, and then disappear in the
crowd with a ham or a turkey.
??There is an old Greek who keeps a
small store on Duane street who has
developed great skiil in appropriating
whatever is brought into the store,
replacing it with something of inferior
value. Oniy yesterday two girls went
into the store carrying a basket con?
taining a conple of chickens; upon
leaving they discovered that the bas?
ket was much lighter, and upon in?
vestigation found that their good
chickens had been exchanged for
scrawny dies.
??The stage thief, I believe, has
been written up a number of times.
He confines his operations to the Fifth
avenue stage. He always chances to
get a seat next to the nickel box, and
politely oilers to accommodate passen?
gers by placing their fare iu the box.
He is a very suave gentleman, and al?
ways manages iusicad to let the money
drop into his pocket."
Foot-Binding in China.
Still further proof that the Chinese
woman is not a labor-bu ide ned slave
we find in the custom of fool-binding.
This heathenish attempt to improve
on God's best work of creation i6 said
by one tradition to have begun wi?h
P'an Fei, a eoncubiue of the Cn'i dy?
nasty, 501 A. D., and by another lo
havebeguu with Ya* Ntang, a beauti?
ful concubine of the last emperor of
the Southern Tatty dynasty, 075 A. D.,
whose feet were "cramped in the sem?
blance of a new moon." Tr.Klition
also says that it originated with a
beautiful princess who hail club-feet,
and by resorting to this method com- j
plctely concealed her deformity. Still
another tradition says it was resorted
to by a crusty husband lo keep his
? wife from "going a-gadding," and as
it worked so well, it was resorted to
by oilier?, until, becoming a fashion,
j it was adopted by ail. Wherever the
citetom may have originated, it is but
? little worse than thc cns lom of ladies
! lacins in civilized countries, :.ud adds
as little in beauty to the pcrsou on
j whom it is practised. The best evi
j deuce attributes it to Yus Niaug.
j The evils of foot-biuding -as, in
I deed, the evils of anything that inter*
I feres with the natural development of
I what God pronounced good-could
not perhaps bc exaggerated, but the
pain counected with it might be, and
perhaps has. been. There is paiu,
great pain, when the feet are first
bouud; but if we judge from what
wc see about us every day, namely, j
iittle girls at play, and little begger- !
girls running after tis on the street !
i kegging for a cash-for the beggars j
j bind their feet- we are compelled to j
gay ihut il looks as it' thc jain con- ;
I nee-ed with it not severe. lt is ?
{ perhaps somewhat ?itu i lat' to that con- .
necieil with thc straightening ol' a
cub-foot: and ns th?' bauchiges are!
not taken oil at night, lhere is per- j
haps not much mere nain suffered ;
i
from it during a whole lifetime than
that suffered by our ladies who wear
tight boots.
While we would not exaggerate the
pains of foot-bindiug, it is only just
to say that nothing can be said iu its
favor. It no doubt adds to the wo?
man's beauty in the eyes of the
Chinese, for it j? an all but universal
custom, but it fakes away all her
grace of movement and much of her
usefulness. She is compelled to walk
on her heels, her knees being entirety
stiff*. It impairs lier usefulness es?
pecially among the country people,
for she helps to plant and harvest the
grain ; but as a mother, which is her
principal business, it matters little
whether she can walk or not. In?
deed, wealthy ladies usually have a
woman on each side of them to sup?
port them ; though this is the result of
fashion as much as of weakucss.
[Harpers Bazar.
Whims.
Children are supposed to be the
most whimsical creatures in the world,
and yet there have been grown men
who were quite as much so as any
child that ever lived. The writer
knows a little girl who cannot go to
sleep unless she has a piece of rubber
held between her thumb and fore?
finger, which some persons cousider
to be whimsical iu the extreme; but
what have these to say of Haydn, one
of the greatest of composers of music,
who could not put two notes together
until he had dressed himself iu his
best suit and had his hair powdered,
and who declared that without a cer?
tain diamond ring, the gift of Freder?
ick ll. of Prussia, on his finger, he
could not begin to work, since he
could not summon a single idea into
his head?
Other composers have been equally
whimsical Of Cluck it is said that
when he felt himself iu a humor to
compose he had his piano-forte carried
into a beautiful meadow, where, with
a bottle of champagne on either side
of him, he was able to do justice to his
muse.
Another writer of music, Sarti,
could compose only iu a dark room,
lit by a single candle. This peculiar?
ity 6howed itself in his work, for
most of it indicates that he was a man
of gloomy imagination.
The best work of Paisielio was com?
posed while that genius was in bed;
and Sacchini declared that he uuver
had any moments of inspiration except
when his two favorite cats were sit?
ting one upon each shoulder.-[Har?
pers Bazar.
Wonders of Olden Times.
Nineveh was fourteen miles long
and eight miles wide, the whole city
surrounded by a wall 100 feet high,
so thick as to furnish ample room for
three chariots to be driven abreast
around the top. Babylon was fifty
miles witliiu the walls, which were
seventy-five feet thick and of the same
height as those of Nineveh. This
mouster wall had twelve openings or
gates., which were closed by enormous
brass shutters every evenin? at sun?
down. The Temple of Diana at
Ephesus, which was about au even
hundred years in building, was 460
feet to the first support of thc roof.
The largest of the pyramids was origi?
nally 481 feet high and 853 on the
sides, the base covering eleven acres.
The stones, which are in 208 layers,
average sixty feet in length. One ac?
count says that 350,000 worked for
twenty years in fashioning the Titanic
pile. The famous "Labyrinth of
Egypt0 contained 300 rooms or cham?
bers and twelve hails. Thebes, Egypt,
at the present time, presents ruins
twenty-seven miles in circumference.
The remains of many of the buildings,
such as columns, arches, etc., are of
such gigantic size that no known mod?
ern machiuery would be equal to the
task of taking them dowu, to say
nothing of putting them in their pres?
ent positions.- [St Louis Republic.
Statistics of Statesmen.
In 1 he House of Representatives the
man with the longest name is Archi?
bald llendetsou Arrington Williams
of North Carolina.
The heaviest man is John W. Rife
of Pennsylvania. A special chair is
provided for his use.
The handsomest man is Ailan Cath?
cart Durborrow, Jr., of Illinois.
The homlicst man is William F.
Parrctt of Indiana.
The oldest man is Eduard Scull of
Pennsylvania. He was boru in 1818.
The youngest man is Joseph W.
Bailey of Texas. He was born Octo?
ber 6, 1863.
The best dressed man is Henry H.
Bingham of Pennsylvania.
The wittiest man is Thomas Brack?
en Reed of Maine,
The tallest man is Newton Martin
Curtin of New York. His height is 6
feet 6 inches.
The shortest mau is John R. Fel?
lows of New York.
The thinnest man is James D. Rich?
ardson of Tennessee.
The richest man is Jehu L. Mitchell
of Wisconsin. His wealth is esti?
mated at from $25,000,000 io $35,
000,000.
The best story teller is John M. Al?
len of Mississippi. - [Washington
Post.
Why He Left.
Big Sister-1 don't sec why Mr.
Nicefello should have left so early
this evening.
Little Brother-I gue*s he went
home lo couut his money.
"Count his money?"
"Of course. I told him you wa9
wondering how much he had."
[Cood News.
Thc number of papers iu London
far exceeds i he number in New York
Citv.