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THE OLD DINNER HOHN.
Pre heard many a strain that has thrilled me
with joy,
Bat none, I will say, since the day I was
born,
Has pleased me so much as when a small
hoy,
I heard, on the farm, the old dinner horn.
The trumpet was tin, a yard or two long,
And was blowed for "the boys" at noon
and at morn.
The monotone strain was piercing and strong,
But sweet, for all that, was the old dinner
horn.
When building the fence or tossing the
bay,
"Or reaping the grain or plowing the corn,
With appetite keen, at the noon of the day.
Ob, sweet to my soul was the old dinner
horn.
A mother's fond lips pressed the trumpet of
t?n> .?
And blew her full soul through the barley
and corn.
Oh, I bear even yet the "Welcome, come in,
Come in, my dear i>oys, to the sound of the
horn !"
Those lips are now still, and the bosom is
cold,
Which sent to us boys the blast of the
born ;
She is waiting in sleep, beneath the dark
mould,
The archangel's trump and eternity's
morn.
?Joel Snartz, D. D.
A QUAINT PROPOSAL.
The lilac bush beDeath the south win
dow of Willow Brook Farm's wainscot
ted parlor nodded gracefully as a tiny
zephyr swept gayly ^y, wafting far and
near its incense of new mown hay. In
its wake fluttered a purple and golden
butterfly, to poise a moment upon the
window's ledge, then to soar boldly for
ward until it lit upon a curious old vase
beside an organ, whose yellowed keys
gleamed softly in the half darkened
room. The butterfly and the vase
mirrored themselves in the polished
oak f o^r, and if the range had been
right they could have repeated the pict
ure in the shining surface of each arti
cle of furniture.
A young girl was the sole occupant
of the room with the exception, of course,
of the butterfly, who had winged his
way to a small oval mirror and was
busily making his toilet, as his com
panion, humming a merry tune, dusted
carefully a squatty, teapot, whose fat
little spout and comic tout ensemble at
once inspired a longing for tea brewed
Ta such^npvei quarters. At^thj^mo^
ment a voice,calling 'M?rthy I Mar
thy V echoed through the house, fol
lowed by : 'Run?quick, old Tim's in
the corn field, and my hands are all
over dough !'
Hastily replacing the ancient heir
loom on a spindle-legged table, the
young girl darted from the room, while
the butt rfiy, startled at its toilet, spread
its brilliant wings and floated swiftly
out into the sunshine agaia. Snatching
a snowy sun bonnet from its peg in the
hall, Martha Sew down the garden path
across to an adjacent meadow. In ber
hurry she failed to notice a gentleman
slowly advancing in her direction, until
two masculine hands stayed her pro
gress.
With an exclamation of surprise,Mar
tha raised her pretty blue eyes and met
a pair of decidedly good-looking brown
ones, gazing with evident appreciation
at the dimpled, blushing face, from off
which the sun-bocoet had slipped, dis
closing a crop of reddish golden rings
lying close to the finely shaped little
head.
*I beg your pardon.' murmured
Martha, the blushes and dimples waxiug
deeper, 'but I didn't see you, I was in
such a hurry.'
'Don't mention it. Wouldn't have
missed the?the pleasure for anything.
I?I like to be run into,' averred the
gentleman with considerable emphasis.
Such a rippling laugh as bubbled over
the lips of Martha at this speech, which
she hastily apologized for with :
'I didu't mean to really; but what
you said sounded so odd.'
*You couldn't do it again, could you ?
I assure you I never appreciated being
a?odd until to-day! 1?'
Oh, the cow!' exclaimed Martha,
suddenly recollecting her errand. 'I
forgot all about him / and away she sped, j
the gentleman hurrying after, repeat
ing :
4Cow ? Him ! Let me help you. I?I
really am very clever with cows.
In fact I would like to make them a
study.'
However when the field was reached
no cow was to be seen and remarking
that doubtless some of the hands had
ousted old Tim, Martha turned her
steps toward the house, thinking the
gentleman would proceed on his way.
To her astonishment, however, he kept
along by her side, observing ;
*Areyou acquainted at Willow Brook
farm ?'
'Why, yes ; it's my home. I was born
there,' answered Martha, surprisedly.
'Happy farm ! I mean?a?it must be
a lovely place. You see, the fact is?
that is, I have a note for Mrs. Duncan,
of Willow Brook Farm.'
'My mother !' ejaculated'Martha open
ing wide her blue eyes. Whereupon
the gentleman scanned with newly
awakened interest a square envelope be
had extracted from his breast pocket, as
he added :
*I am an old?I should say my mot.her
is an old friend of Mrs. Duncan's, mak
ing a rough calculation of the length of
time it might take, ail things favorable,
to place him on equally as good a foot
ing with the daughter, while Martha's
thoughts ran very much in this wise.
'Would be nice looking if be wasn't
so sallow. Wonder if mother will ask
him to make us a visit. I never heard
her speak of an oid friend that had a
son.'
By this time they were proceeding
up the path that led to the farm's pretty
rose garlanded porch, and having s
ushered the gentleman into the parlor
we have alreadv been introduced to,
with a demure little courtesy and the
words 'I will send mother,' Martha left
him.
In a few moments a comely, rosy
cheeked woman came hurrying into the
parlor with :
'Good afternoon, sir, Martha tells mo
you have a letter for me from an old
friend.'
'Yes, from my mother,' and the
gentleman held toward her the letter.
Having read it through, interrupted
with exclamations such as 'Bless me !
I who'd have thought it!' Mrs. Dun
can, her pleasent face deepening into a
smile, ejaculated :
I 'So you are little Paul Dorsey. My !
how time flies. When I last saw you,
you were only a little shaver, It must
be nigh unto fifteen years ago. And
to think of Lucindy's remembering me
all these years and sending her son to
se? me. Not that I have forgotten her
?not a bit. Only with one thing and
another one hasn't time to think much
of old days. You see your ma and I
went to the same academy, and we
thought a sight of each other ; only
somehow after both of us married we sort
of drifted apart. Your ma she married
a wealthy city man, while I got wedded
to a well-to-do farmer, and so gradually
we each went our own way. Not to
forget each other though, as you see, aod
now, my dear, excuse the liberty, but it
comes natural like, being your Lucindy's
son, I'll send one of the men down to
the village after your trunk, and you'll
just stop along with us and be as wel
come as my own son, if I had one, and
Marthy and I will do our best to make
you comfortable,' and motherly Mrs.
Duncan laid her hand with an approving
pat upon Paul Dorsey's slightly stooping
shoulders, while he, coloring somewhat,
endeavored to thank her for her warm
hospitality, but was cut short with :
*Bless you, it's no put out, we have
lots of room,and it will be a real pleasure
to me to see Lucindy's son making him
self to home in my house.'
And thus it was that Paul Dorsey
became a guest at Willow Brook Farm.
That evening after her visitor had re
tired Mrs. Duncan, observing to her
daughter :
'Poor young man, he hasn't a bit of
appetite. I don't wonder Lucindy is
fretted about him. She writes that he
is always that taken up with books, that
she can hardly ever coax him to go
about a bit with young folks and enjoy
himself. I've been thinking Marthy,
if you was just to kind of make believe
you need his help now and again about
the garden and such, it would do him a
sight of good, and he'd never suspect it
was for the sake of his health,' and Mrs.
Duncan laughed, a low, laugh, at the
thought of the deception, while Martha
exclaimed :
'Why, mother! you are getting to be
a regular conspirator. But I am afraid
it won't work, he's so?so odd.'
Paul Dorsey had been told to make
hlm^Lrpe?(5<iU^til?luT>-se' Kursen -
ing after his arrival he witsds^ ^otn^v
the breakfast table to his own reom,^\d
forthwith commenced to unpack '/\
books preparatory to a good day's study-X
Everything was at last arranged to his
satisfaction, but somehow his thoughts
were strangely wandering this day, al
though not a sound disturbed the cool
quietness of his surroundings. A pair
of blue eyes seemed to giance mockingly
from the musty page he fain would mas
ter, and he caught himself repeating
aloud the old-fashioned name of 'Mar
thy,' which took unto itself the sweetest
of sounds by reason of its connection
with so pretty an owner. Suddenly,
with a thud, the book fell from his hand,
as, exclaiming: 'By Jove! that's her
voice,' Paul Dorsey, with one stride,
.was at the window making sad havoc of
the dainty dimity curtains with clumsy
hands.
Martha, accompanied by a tall stal
wart fellow, was passing down the gar
den path, her infectious laughter floating
merrily upon the balmy air as she chat
ted away to the young man at her side,
who appeared to be enjoying the subject
under discussion as much as herself.
A3 they disappeared from view Paul,
with rather a blank look, resumed his
seat and sought to apply himself to his
interrupted task, but not with the old
ardor did he work, and for the first time
that he could remember, he listened
anxiously for the bell to summon him
to luncheon.
The days slipped into weeks, aod
still Paul Dorsey remained a guest at
Willow Brook Farm, and it became no
unusual sight to see him obediently fol
lowing Martha's directions concerning
the uprooting of certain weeds, or the
fastening of some vine more securely
about its support. An honest, bronze
tinge had replaced Paul's once sallow
complexion, and the books?well they
had become secondary, a more potent
charm having outrivaled them. Mrs.
Duncan congratulates herself upon bcr
happy forethought that was working
such a change in her friend's son, and
Martha admitted with a slight blush,
that Mr. Dorsey was getting to be al
most as handsome as her cousin Joe?
her beau ideal of manly beauty hereto
fore.
The sun burned scorching hot upoB
the broad gravel path just outside of the
farm's pretty parlor, bat within that
quaint room a restful coolness held sway.
Lounging idly in the depths of a willow
chair, was Paul, while Martha, seated
at the old organ, drew from its aged keys
a low, plaiutive melody. As the last
note died softly away, whirling round
upon her seat, Martha, exclaimed :
'Do you know, Mr. Dorsey, you have
been wasting the whole morning 11 don't
believe you have looked at a book for
two days'?this last, it must be owucd
with a slight air of triumph as she con
tinued, penitently: " I am afraid I have
been to blame, but to-morrow I will leave
you free to spend the whole day with
your books, for (Jotisiu Joe has prom
ised to drive me over to Dapleston to do
some shopping.'
'Hang cousin Joe'?
'Mr. Dorsey !' from Martha's aston
ished lips.
'I beg pardon, I really-?I hope you
will have a delightful time. Miss Dun
can. I assure you I shall a?enjoy it
immensely being left to my books and?
confound it! Excuse me I?*
And before X>Iartha could reply, Paul
Dorsey had left the room.
'How queer it is,' soliloquized Mar
tha, as Paul's departing footsteps echoed
through the hall. 'I don't see why he
should dislike Joe so: Joe is always
such a favorite with every ono. I hope
I haven't offended him. Iam sure I
didn't mean to.' And with rather a
puzzled look upon the fair youug face,
Martha closed the organ.
That evening as Martha stood down by
the meadow gate caressing old Doxcy,
the mare, her quick ears caught the
sound 01 .i familiar tread advancing to
ward her, and a moment after a voice
exclaimed ;
*I am an idiot, Mis3 Martha, but I??
hope you-will forgive me. I couloVt
bear the idea of his monopolizing you
all day. I know you could never think
of an old bookworm like myself?still I
?I have been very happy, and I forget
sometimes that?that there is such a dif
ference between us.'
Martha's cheeks had been growing
rosier and rosier, while a strange, wild
joy surged through her veios, as she an
swered, her tones trembling slightly.
'Since I can remember Cousin Joe
and I have been playmates, and since
father died be has been so good aod kind
to mother, helping her about the farm
and in every way, that he has become
like a son to her, and as dear as a brother
to me. Dear Joe! I don't know what
we should have done without him:' She
pushed, the tears gathering in ber pret
ty eyes. Paul drew nearer, then hesi
tated, as Martha continued.
'Joe is engaged to my dearest friend,
and they are to be married in just six
weeks.'
'I am awfully glad?I mean I wish
them joy, and all that sort of thing,'
and Paul Dorsey advanced still nearer
the little figure into whose eyes a sweet
s by dess had stolen.
'Martha, do you think there is a
ghost of a chance for me ? As it's my
first attempt at anything of the kind,
perhaps you will sum it up leniently,
and make my sentence as easy as you
can,' then gathering courage from Mar- j
tha'8 half averted face, and the extreme I
pinkness of the one visible ear, he laid |
his hand caressingly upon hers, adding : !
'Martha, do you think you can for
give me for?for loving you ?'
'Why should I forgive you for what
I have done myself?' came the low an
swer, followed naively by, 'But I did
not know it until to-day, when I thought
I had offeuded you.'
'And?and you don't mind my being
odd?or anything ?' stammered Paul, in
his excessive joy.
You are not a bit odd,' was the in
dignant reply ; I wouldn't have you
any different,' and Martha touched sly
ly the coat-sleeve in close proximity, to
her waist, whereupon she immediately
disappeared from view, and from some
where in the region of Paul's waistcoat
pocket a muffled little voice might have
been beard ejaculating :
'Oh, Paul ! suppose somebody is look
ing V
'I hope they are,' was the audacious
jply, succeeded by a second disappcar
12 on Martha's part.
A week or so later a stylishly dressed^
middle-aged lady was sitting tete-a-tete
with Mrs. Duucan, who was observ
ing:
'Dear me, Lucicdy. you've no call to
thank me.- I bad nothing to cfo with it.
Not but what I am real pleased that
your son aod my daughter should come
together; but I had no mere thought of
it than yourself.'
. A slight smile stirred the lips of Mrs.
Dorsey as she remarked :
'You are just the same as ever, Mary,
Well, if Martha only turns out half as
good a woman as yourself, I am satis
fied that Paul has won a treasure.'
'And he1!! never forget, mother, that
be owes that treasure to you, for if you
had not sent him to ' seek out your old
friend he'd have remained a bachelor to
the end of his days/ interrupted a mas
culine voice, while a girlish treble ex
claimed, 'Oh, Paul !' the rest of the
sentence being forever lost by Paul dar
ingly sealing hi* betrothed's lips with
his own.
Some Practical Jokes.
Hon. Benjamin Fitzpatrick, who was
Governor of Alabama from 1841 to 1845,
came of a family renowued for practical
jokes. He was not such an irrepressi
ble jester as some of his brothers and
other relatives, but he too had a decid
edly large bump of that brand of hu
mor, as the following true story, told
by a near relative of bis, will show :
At one time he held the office of
State Solicitor, or what is called in some
States, District Attorney ; Montgomery
his place of residence, and Wctumpka,
were in his district. Judge Cannon
was the presiding officer at the time of
which I am writing.
Court had just closed at Montgomery
and was to open the next day at We-'
tumpka. There was not a railroad in
the State of Alabama at that time, and
the officers and lawyers of the district
took the rounds' either on horse-back
or in buggies.
Judge Cannon, and an elderly attor
ney whom I shall call Jonas, travelled
together in a buggy drawn by a pair of
large mules. Jonas was rather an ef
feminate man, destitute of beard,and al
most a bankrupt in the matter of cra
nial foliage. What little he had, grew
along the lower edges of his dome of
thought, while the upper precincts were
as barren as the Staked Plains. Jonas
allowed these scanty strands to grow as
long as Mother Nature would let them,
and he would brush them back in such
a manner as to entirely cover the denud
ed table lands above, and twist them to
gether behind, and hold them in place
by a 'tucking comb,' such as is worn by
ladies.
With his hat on, Jonas did not pre
sent a particularly ecceutric appearance,
but when seen for the first time bare
headed, he was really a mirth-provoking
object.
On the occasion of which I am writ
ing, Fitzpatrick rode ou horseback to
Wetutnpka, and passed Judge Cauuou
and his friend Jonas od the way.
A few miles from the city ho parsed
a shallow slough of rather muddy water,
which was some 200 yards wide. After
crossing he dismounted, built an im
mense fire of brush and pine knots, and
then proceeded to disrobe, hanging his
garments around the (ire as though he
was drying them.
In a little while his Honor and 31 r.
Jonas arrived at the further edge of the
water, when Fi?zpatric!c arrayed in a
single garment, (an undershirt) yelled
out; 'Don't drive in there, Judge, for
Heaven's sake! It's at least, ten feet
deep in the middle, and you will drown
sure.'
The Honorable Court and his com
panion then held a brief consultation,
when they decided that the prescut out
look was anything but flattering. They
also decided to take Fitch's advice.
(Fitch was a sort of nickname or con
traction for Fitzpatrick) uohitcb their j
mules, aod swim over, as he said he had
doDe. Not cariog to get their clothes
wet and having to dry them as Fitch
was doing (or rather, seemed to be do
ing) they concluded to strip off before
they started upon their perilous ride,
tie their clothing up in small bundles
and hold them over their heads as they
swam their mules across. Once across
they could resume their raiment aud
walk the rest of the way to Wetumpka,
or ride their bare-back mules, as they
saw fit.
By this time Fitzpatrick began a
rather hasty resumption of his gar
ments, saying that he would hurry on
to town and send a buggy back to meet
His Honor and his friend. He did not
start, however, until he saw his victims
nearly across the dark and shallow
water.
The two legal luminaries presented
anything but a spectacle of dignity and
reverence, to be sure ; with no article of
clothing except a stove-pipe hat, riding
bareback mules with blind bridles and,
buggy harness on, with one hand con
vulsively clasping a small bundle above
their heads, while the other clutched
in a vice-like grip a turf of mane, for
neither of them could swim a yard.
Thus they tremblingly entered the
slough. Fitzpatrick afterwards said
that he would willingly have given a
hundred dollars to have had some of his
legal comrades with him to enjoy th?
fun.
Suppressed laughter almost burst his
diaphragm, as onward the dignified
Judge and solemn barrister came splash
ing through knee-deep water, momen
tarily expecting to plunge into a ten
foot abyss. There was no portion of
the water over a foot deep.
As they neared the further shore
Fitzpatrick mounted his horse and rode
on to Wetumpka, leaving 'The Court'
and his comrade to enjoy the discovery
of his wicked sell.
The hotel at which the Judge and
visiting attorneys always stopped was
kept by a very prim and somewhat
prudish old lady who was well acquaint
with 'Col. Fitch-,' Judge Cannon, and
most of the 3Iontgomery lawyers ; but
she bad never seen Jouas.
The old lady had numerous questions
to ask 'Col. Fitch' about himself and
some of his brother attorneys who had
not arrived. With a lugubrious ex
pression of countenance 'Col. Fitch'
told her that he hadjpassed Judge Can
non some miles back, 'but was sorry to
find that he was bringing that old worn*
i-analong with him.'
^Wbakpj-d'woman ? His wife,' asked
the landlady/"***-^
No indeed !' Fiteh- *T.be ,
Judge bas no wife. Tf S & i gW?t "pl?j r
he hasn't. If he had a good wife per
haps her influence might restrain him
from travelling over this judicial district
in company with a female dressed in
male attire.'
The old hotel mistress was thorough
ly shocked, 'that such a nice, mooest,
well-behaved old gentleman as Judge
Cannon should thus disgrace himself,'
and she suggested the possibility of
Fitzpatrick being mistaken about it.
'It's a fact, madam,' he solemnly as
sured her. 'No one would suspect her
sex at first sight, so well disguised is
she, but if yon will notice carefully
when she removes her hat, she has her
hair dooe up in a little Grecian knot,
and fastened behind with a regular la
dies' tucking comb. Tt is really a cry
ing shame the way the old hypocrite has
been acting lately, and if you do not
want the reputation of your hotel ru
ined, you had better not let them put
up here.'
The old lady was ablaze with indig
nation, and she said she 'was jest each
iu' to see the old vilyan aod tell him
what she thought of him.'
About dusk Judge Cannon and his
bald-headed companiou drove up. The
evening was rather cool, and the little
office of the hotel was nearly full of
newly arrived lawyers, to whom Fitz
patrick had just related the 'deep-wa
ter,5 as he styled it, and also what he
had told the landlady about 'His Hon
or' and his female travelling compan
ion.
They were all giving the Judge a
hearty greeting, when in sailed the old
landlady, with the hauteur of a duchess.
Walking boldly up to the Judge, that
good-natured dignitary, with his face
wreathed in smiles, held out his hand,
with 'how do you do, my dear madam;
? am really glad?'
'Don't you come around here a 'dear
madaming' me, you old whitewashed
graveyard !' she fairly shrieked. 'You
and that lanterd-jawed old weuch'
(shaking her finger menacingly in Jo
nas' face) 'can jest gather up your duds
an' skip ; you au-daeious old heathen !'
To say that Judge Cannon was dum
founded would be putting it entirely too
tamely. He was a whole dumb asy
lum.
As soon as his bewildered mental
faculties could rally a little he bawled
out :
'Bon Fitch has been telling you some
infernal lies on us, and Til fine him
fifty dollars for contempt in court if he
doesn't take it back at once.'
'Col. Fitch is a gentleman, sir, and
don't tell lies on nobody/ hotly retort
ed the old lady, while 'Col. Fitch' had
iguominiously retired behind a group of
lawyers out of the range of the fiery
jrlances of the indignant Jud^e.
Everybody present except Cannon,
Jonas and the irate landlady were uow
writhing in the convulsions of laugh
ter.
'Do you dare stand there and tell me
and these gentlemen that this thing here
is a man V IIi\y screamed the angry
hostess, livid with rage, and still shak
ing her louz finder of concentrated scorn
at the pale and trembling Jonas. She
then made a bound forward, like a cat
pouncing upon a crouching rabbit aod
seizing his glossy silk hut and pointing
the same scornful Gugcr to the iuuucent
little tucking comb, exclaimed :
'Look at that, gentlemen, and tell
me what ought to be done with a deer
i?tick judge who would have such an
ugly old female scarecrow as she around
the circuit with him, an' then have ihe
insurance to try to pass her off for a
man, an' iu a respectable hotel at that !
It's a regular outrage on society, an' 1
say they both ought to be tarred an'
I feathered an' then rid on a rail cut of
I this here town.'
i I
The hilarious lawyers then and there
assembled did not 'ride the guilty par
ties' on a rail, but somebody paid for
several gallons of good, pure, old tirae
fluid extract of rye on that memorable
night.
What Our Editors Say.
Moral Journalism.
Abbeville Medium.
When you hear a man criticism g or
denouncing the county newapaper you
may be pretty sure he is no subscriber.
Frequently we hear of such instances
and it is generally the ease that the cen
sor is one who uses his neighbor's pa
per. Now the other day a man didn't
like it because the Medium had nothing
about the Edgefield tragedy and he
talked about it in such a manner as
might have estranged our friends and
supporters. Apparently he was not
content to give us no support himself
but was anxious to do what damage he
could.
It is the man who knows nothing
about the business who is pronounced
in his comments on journalism. It is
no pleasure to us to publish deeds of
lawlessness and bloodshed. It does
not promote morality and it is not a
good thing to have in the family a
newspaper filled up with sensational ac
counts of murders, suicides, abductions,
prostitutions and all manner cf licen
tiousness. Wc don't believe in any
such system of newspaper conduct.
The Killing of Stephney Eiley.
Abbeville Press and Banner.
Dr. Bellinger shot and killed a negro
in Charleston last Friday. He passed
the negro's livery stable, saw him whip
ping a horse, and stopped to interfere.
Insulting words passed. Dr. Bellinger
went back next day. A difficulty en
sued, when the Doctor shot the negro,
emptying his pistol?two shots in the
head, and four in the body. As usual,
in all killings, the same old story of the
dead man advancing, the slayer retreat
ing, until finally the fatal shots are
fired. Of course Dr. Bellinger will be
brought to trial, and if, after going
through the forms of a trial, he is not
promptly acquitted, it will be strange
to us. If negroes keep on "advancing"
on white men, there is no telling what
is to become of us. There has been so
much of bloodshed lately, and so little
puuishment, that we have about come
to the conclusion that the Jaw in South
Carolina is a mockery, and that we have
no protection at all to o topers on s and
life. ^
Wo believe the same old story of
"advancing," "retreating" and "shoot
3?g;" fits nearly every case of killing,
^i?d a rec'tal of the story nearly ?lv;ays
is^so^u^v^rsa^ly^
We have never seen stronger evidence
of deliberate, unprovoked and cruel
murder than that given before the coro
ners jury in Charleston against Dr. A.
Bellinger. But nobody who knows
the man or his reputation will believe
that he is a deliberate, wanton and cruel
murderer who killed a man to whom
every white man had reason to be kind
and grateful. It is impossible to be
lieve that of a brave, warm-hearted man
who has passed the middle age with
each year of his life crowded with good
deeds. We believe one of two things
to be certain : Either Dr. Bellinger is
entirely insane and irresponsible, or
there is something in the case not yet
made public that will justify his action
when it is known. Justice requires
that this much be said by those who can
say it that public judgment may be
guided aright.
Does Drunkenness Excuse Crime.
Atlanta Constitution.
This is the question that has engaged
the attention of courts ever since their
organization. Biackstonc, considering
the ease with which drunkenness might
be simulated, and how weak an excuse
it is when real, says: "The law of
England will not suffer any man thus
to privilege one crime by another." Sir
Matthew Hale discussing the dementia
uffectata, or temporary frenzy into
which men fall by drunkeuoess, says:
"By the laws of England such a person
shall have no privilege by this volunta
ry contracted madness, but shall have
the same judgmeut as if bo were in his
right senses." Then when is a man
druuk enough to avail himself of this
exeuse ? One of Judge Bleckley's most
noted decisions holds a man to be re
sponsible for his acts as long as he is
sober enough to poiut and aim a pistol.
He must be drunk enough not to be
able to form and intelligently carry out
an intent.
The Anderson Street Duel.
Clarendon Enterprise.
Last week, Mr E. B. Murray, edi
tor of the Anderson Intelligencer, and
Major J. B. Moore, State Senator from
Anderson, were before the Mayor,
charged with (1) fighting with pistols
ou the public square. (_) carrying con
cealed weapons. To both charges Ma
jor Moore pleaded auilty, and was fined
?50 for the first offense aud $-5 for the
second. Editor Murray entered a pica j
of self defeuce on the first count aud
was acquitted ; on the second count lie
pleaded guilty, and gave as his reason
for thus violating the law cf the State,
that he expected to be attacked, but
did not know when, where, or how, and
that ho did not wisli to carry the weapon
exposed, out. of deference to appear- j
a noes, lie was fined ?25. We pre- }
sume that the wounded honor and pride I
of both tiic.*o gontlrniau have beeu sat-j
isfied, and that this is the last scene in i
the affair.
And now for the cause of all this?
WHISKKY. We have read with interest!
the history of this affair, and have j
throughout admired Editor Murray's i
stand', lie favored prohibition with all
his might, while Senator Moore favored j
whiskey. Mr. Murray championed the
cause of truth, honesty, innocence, tem
perance; Major Moore that of drunk
enness, degradation, disgrace, poverty, j
barrooms. Mr. Murray was iusulted j
by Major Moore, and he resented the j
insult as he should have done ; and !
and when Major Moore came on him !
with a pistol, lie did what he should j
have done?defend:d himself. The !
chief of police testified that Mr. Murray -
acted just as be under similar circum
stances would have acted. We venture
the assertion that there are not a dozen
other men in that county, who, under
similar circumstances, in similar places,
and over their own signature in a news
paper, would have had the moral cour
age to have said and done what Mr.
Murray said and did. We have no
doubt but that there are hundreds who
have approved his course, and have
told him so, but the number is very
small, who would dare take the high
moral staod in prohibition that Mr.
Murray does.
Mr. Murray publishes a large and a
newsy paper?one of the best in the
State ; and it pays him too, for last
week be had nineteen columns of ad*
vertisements, but not one of these ad
vertisements was of a barroom. The
tone of his paper is too high for that.
We have waited until we had all the
case before us, and we now feel confi
dent that Editor Murray's course has
the approval of all the best citizens of
Anderson County.
Seed Cotton Traffic.
A correspondent of the Clarendon
Enterprise, writing from Summerlon,
says :
The citizens of this community, im
pressed with the importance of arrest
ing the wholesale violation of the laws
in reference to the traffic in seed cotton
and retailing spirituous liquors, met
here on Friday, 2d inst., and organiz?
ed a vigilance committee whose duty it
will be to report and have punished
in every instance violations of the ex
isting statutes bearing upon these
two evils. The committee consists of
names among the best of our people,
who say they are deteimined to do
their duty, it matters not whom it
hurts. The law especially with ref
erence to the traffic iii seed cotton
had become a dead letter, and by de
grees every regular country merchant
was forced into it in self defence, on
account of the little mushroom estab
lishments that would spring up in the
fall for the purpose of getting the seed
cotton ; and in order to make their
place of business attractive, a great
many of them went a step further and
retailed liquor, numbers of packages
of which were received here at
Wright's Bluff under cover, as for
example, barrels cased in rice tierces
and marked "Groceries." It was an
evil growing to an alarming extent,
and the law-abiding citizens felt com
pelled to take prompt action in the
premises. Whether they will accom
plish anything or not remains to ^
seen.
A .certain Dutchman, owner of a
small house, had effected an insurance
on it of eight thousand dollars, although
it had been built for much less. The
house got burnt down, and the Dutch
man then claimed the full amount for
which it had been insured; but the
officers of the company refused to pay
more than its actual value?about six
thousand dollars. He expressed, his
dissatisfaction in powerful broken Eng
lish, interlarding his remarks with some
choice Teutonic oaths.
'If you wish it,' said the actuary of
the*insuraoce company, 'we will build
you a house larger and better than the
one burned down, as we are positive it
can be done for even less than six thou
sand dollars.'
To this proposition the Dutchman ob
jected, and at last was compelled to
take the six thousand dollars. Some
weeks after he had received the money
he was called upon by the same agent,
who wanted him to take out a policy of
a life insurance on himself or on his
wife.
If I insure your wife's life for four
thousand dollars,7 the agent said, 'and
she should die, you would have the
sum to solace your heart.'
'You 'surance fellows is all fiefs !'
said the Dutchman. *If I insure my
vife, and my vife^dies, and if I goes to
the office to get my four thousand dol
lars, do I gets all do money ? No, not
quite. You vill say to me, 'She vasn't
vert four thousand dollars ; she vas vert
'bout one thousand dollars. If you
don't like de one thousand dollars, we
vill give you a bigger aud a better
vife r
A Celebrated Calf Case.
Waterloo, Iowa, October 7.?The
lawsuit known as the "Jones County
calf case" has been concluded in the
City Court of this city. It was an
action brought by Robert Johnson
against E. V. Miller ai.d six other de
fendants for $10,000 for malicious
prosecution. Eleven yeans ago John
Foreman; of Jones County, Iowa, had
four calves stolen and about the same
Lime Robert Johnson, a neighboring
fanner, bought some calves from S.
I). Potter, of Green County. These
calves proved to be the ones stolen
from Foreman. Soon afterwards
Johnson was prosecuted by the Auti
Horse-Thief Association, of Jenes
County; for the theft of the calves.
He was tried twice and acquitted, and
in 1877 brought suit against seven
members of the association for mali
cious prosecrtion, alleging that they
did not have probable cause for Com
mencing the action. The Case has
been before the Courts ever since, a'nd
has been tried five times, and each
Unie except one the plaintiff received
a verdict ranging from $3,000 to
87,000, but each time the verdict has
been set aside. The jury to-day
awarded $7,000. The costs, attor
neys' fees and expenses entailed upon
alf the parties to the litigation are
estimated at over $*2?,000, and several
prosperous farmers have been render
ed bankrupt, while the calves iuf the
first place were not worth $50.
_ mmam I II OM
A little six-year old Young America,
while undergoing his usual bath last
Saturday night, asked his mother what
little children were made of. 'Dust,
my darling.' replied the mother. 'Well,'
said the little fellow, *If you dou't stop
pouring so much water on me and rub
bing me so hard, you^ll get me light
soft and I'll be a big tump of.iuudi.!?
Florence Times.
Applications for Space,
Advices from New Orleans state 'ths?
applications for space in the various',
buildings of the American Exposition^
to open on November 10th, are daily
pouring in from States, cities and lat^;,":
business firms in all parts of the United
States; while the countries of Mexico*''
Central and South America, as well at"
important places in ?orope, arc sending
in a large quota. In fact, where at the - M
outset, the filling of the oceans of-va*' . -.
cant space caused the promoters of the ...
enterprise no inconsiderable amount of
anxiety, the situation has in the past -
few months been entirely reversed and1
the management deem it theit_duty td
ioform those intending exhibitors *-wW.
have yet applied for space to Jo 86^
at once, ere it be too late.. While tins"
is, of course, a very gratrfying state <pf "
affairs, that the management is able td -
announce, still it shows the necessity of
city and individual exhibitors who bivd^'s*
thus far failed to make their a|fpSioa^'JM
t:ons for space doing so immediately.
There is no longer any question of the *
success of the American Exposition-; ii |
has been constructed upon sound bciti* ,;
ness principles ; it is operated by busi*
oess men; to solve the commercial
problem of the day?the securing ottito}'^ '
outlet for our surplus . ?a^?iaci?Ted ,
products. The non-manufacturingjqouf ,
tries of Spanish and Portuguese Amet*
ica are looked to for the relief needed.'
At the coming Exposition they will coo* gjsp
trast their resources with ours,. anda?"' --^
ford the opportunity of reaching a5 j?
early understanding for the establish* $?
ment of business relations of mutual
advantage. This question of new trad? ~C?
relations for merchants of the Uuifcca
States necessitates prompt action on the
part of our manufacturers and business
men, in order that they sbaflbe reprf^
seated in the magnificent Exposition to -
take place in New Orleans this * ~
A Queer Marriage Cerem
In the Northwestern part of $$
County, Tenn., lives an Irish ?
tr?te, a man of liberal education/
full quota of that mother wit for ;, ?
his nation is remarkable. A shi~ ^
ago a colored pair named Jim ag 2l
called upon the Squire tobe
better or worse,' probably
Having some notice of tfie '
prepared and actually
ing ceremony :
Jim, will you takj
Without any ;
T? lote and
Both out and in,
Through thick and thin,
Holding bim to your heart,' . '. '$$?
Till death do partt
Bet modestly acquiesced, an<J ^ie rf;
newly married ccupl? were disu?wea*
with this 'stopper overall:'
'Thro life's alternate joyand strife^j
I cow pronounce von man and wife,
Go'up life's bill till you g?t to the levey 3 "-r.
An' salute your bride, you rusty black der nr
Not Bora t?Tb?' Shot
On the i&of Septemli?r we published ^
an account of the accidental -shoodtig of,
John Price, colored, at McKenzie s milT
in this county/ a few days previously^
by which a part of his skull was blown Agsg
off and his brain e?po&d. ^Tj^?te w?t ;. '
an air of exaggeration in thVstat?men V ' H
yet the leading circumstancesof thev
fair, as published, were strictly true j'V
and what may seem mor? ?stonishicg,
the woutfded mau is now well .?o4-*->i
working regularly In the cotton field..
Not only was a portion, of his i?SSt
. blown off?severed from* th? ^e?u^buV "
it is stated as true that at least one-third
of his brai?s spilled on the ground wherV ;
they were left. The severed part of his'
head was replaced, and uniting, it
healed up almost without a scar ; and as
a physiological phenomenon, it is as
serted that not withstanding the less . of .
his brains he now has more sense than" .
before the accident.??orkv&e Enaid? X
rer. "
Two cotton gin accidents are reported*
in Spartan burg : David Miller lostrtwo^ - %
! fingers and James Carson had his ar?f 1 C
lacerated. ' .
S?"
,Mr. F. P. Harrington, who fives St?
Clarendon County near Williumsburg*
line, had the misfortune to fose bis cortf
house, stables, fodder-house, and afl his'
j fodder aud peas, farming utensils, &c,
on Sunday, the 27th ultimo, by fire^
which by some unaccountable -meaos^ /V
originated iu his corn-hoaso about
o'clock in the day-time.
I The young woman who used to sing
! so divinely, 'Oh, hid I the wings ot sf
j dove,'is satisfied with a chicken leg~
now. She is married.
E. H. Aull, late editor of U?? ?W-Vr "
perity Reporter, is now on the staff of ;
the Ne wherry Herald and News.. . ;
The trial of Dr. Bellinger for theT-i^
murder of Stephney Riley in Cearlcs*"" Ij
ton, is expected to bring out some ex-." ~0&
traordinory circumstances. It ?s said^ -3
that a member of the family has depart-" -.
ed for Cauada recently, "
* What do you suppose Fil \oo?t like"
wheu I get out of this?' snapped sf.
young lady at a conductor of an over-'
crowded street car. 'A good deal likeT
crushed sogar, miss,' said the be???"%||
ringer. And tire young lady hung ort*^:!
the strap and rode four utiles farther .
with the smile of an augel.? Buffalo' .;
Ex^>ress. . s
The Profcrbttioniata' of Ohw are ma?^ : ?
ing this year the strongest canvass tbaj^p|
they have ever managed in that State. :
Dr. Leauord, their ca1adi?at?vibr.Qbv^'^^
ernor, has addressed some very ??f^eS^
meetings. The main poit?t .of - '??f?^s
speeches is that prohibition is* the fb)re^g^
most issue in American politics/ ?iit'?i^>;:4^
is to destroy one of the two great ^'r-^J-^
ties by absorbing the best men in. b?ttfrf?
of them, and that the consequence w?r;
be the breaking op of the solid- Soirtfe^^i
Th:.s is in nafmoay ?i?i lt?' private'o^^^
versa t ion of the leading .$rdbl^||:iCbl^fi
here whb express- the .-b^S?f-??^
South- is rip^ fc^Jnst su?k ? movcmCa^
and wlfo h?ve eViKf? ^tf? s*: ?rfJa^
ii3ioe C<dquitt, of ??ov^ia^; ??1
piobab-e next cauUidate for preeidwufc?
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