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NOT 18-:j_JAMES McDOWELL.
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plies now being regularly received, I can sell
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A full line of all other varieties of fruit for
the holidars at lowest prices
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Pee. 2 . SUMTER, S. C.
NOTICE.
Having purchased from Messrs. GREEN
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due to late Firms of GREEN, WATSON &
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Law,^^fii" not satisfactorily arranged by
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saml^? demerit, E. C. GREEN.
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The Mason Cotton Harvester.
"What do yon think my grandmother said,
Telling Christmas stories to me
To-oigbt,when I went and coaxed and coaxed,
Laying my bead cpon her knee?
"She thinks .(she really told me so)
That good Saint Nicholas, long ago,
Was old and gray
As he is to-day
Going around with bis loaded sleigh,
Wrapped about with his robe of fur ;
With lots of frolic, and fun, and stir,
A cheery whoop and a merry call,
And never a jolly boy at all I
"She thinks he's driven through frost and
snows,
As every Christmas comes and goes,
With jingling bells and a bag of toy9,
Ho, ho 1 for good little girls and boys,
With a caro! gay
Aud a Clear the way I
For a rollicking, merry Chrismas day,
With just exactly the same reindeers
Prancing on, for a thousand years I
"Grandmother knows 'most everything,
And all that I ask her she can tell ;
Rivers and towns io geography,
And the hardest words she can alwnys spell.
But the wisest ones, sometimes they say,
Mistake, and even grandmother may ? '
"If Santa Clans never had be~n a boy
How would he always know so well
What all the boys are longing for
On Christmas day,-eau grandmother tell?
"Whr do'es he take the shiny rings,
And baby houses, and dolls with curls,
And dainty lockets, and necklaces,
Never to boys, but all to girls?
"Why does he take the skates and sleds,
The bats and balls, and arrows and bows,
And trumpets, and drums, and guns-hurrah I
To all the boys,-doe3grandmother know?
"But there is a thing that puzzles rae,
When Santa Claus was a boy at play, (
And hung a stocking on Christmas eve, j
Who could have filled it for Christmas dav?" .
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ITS PRACTICAL WORKING.
Many anxious inquiries from all
>arts of the cotton-growing section
>f the South as to the success of the
nachine known as the Mason Cotton
larvester will find a satisfactory an?
swer in the report given below, and
vhich has just been forwarded to the
mthorities at the World's Fair at
tfew Orleans. As the lateness of the
?eason precluded the possibility of any
exhibition of the actual working of the
?arvester at the Exposition, a coin?
uittee ol experts in cotton culture
vas appointed by Cotnmissioner-Gen
jral Morehead to test and report upon
he practical efficiency of the machine
it the home of its inventor, in Sum?
er county, in this State, before the
>pen cotton should have disappeared
rom the fields.
The test took place on the 22d ult.
Circumstances prevented the attend
ince of the full committee, but the re?
port of the results obtained is signed
>y the chairman, Col. A. P. Butler,
he Commissioner of Agriculture of
>outh .Carolina, and by Maj. J. A. Le?
an d, the chairman of the South Car
dina delegation lo the Vicksburg Cot?
on Planters' Convention. The report
s as follows :
COLUMBIA, S. C., Nov. 29, 1884
?o the Hou. F. C. Morehead, Com
nissiouer-General of the World's Ex?
cition at New Orleans-SIR: On
he 22d of November, 1884, the un
iersigued, Commissioner of Agricul
ure for the State ol South Carolina,
ecori) pan i ed by the chairmau of the
ielegation from South Carolina to the
ast year's convention to the Cotton
banters7 Association at Vicksburg,
liss., visited Sumter, S.C., to inspect
nd report upon the working of Ma
on's Cotton Harvester.
We devoted the whole day to the
bjects of'our visit, and* found Mr.
lason indefatigable in furnishing
very facility for examination the
lost critical. He conducted us
brough every part of his workshop,
ot only explaining every part of his
arvester and cylinder gin, but the
rocess of manufacturing the tools
nth which alone he-could work.
We are not called upon to report
n the mechanical structure of the
?achine, but only upon its practical
fficieucy; and much curious infor
?ation we derived from this in
estigatiou is uncalled for in this re
ort.
We were struck with the fact that
very improvement made in the
curse of his experiments tended to
irnplify the machine, and its chief
ecommendation when now ready for
?rork is its extreme simplicity, com?
bined with strength and durability,
'he problem before him at the incep
ion of his enterprise, and most perti
aciously adhered to through all his
xperimenls, was to invent some sub?
titule for the human fingers in pick
tig the lint from thc open bolls vvith
nit damage to the stalk of the plant,
ts leaves, blooms and immature bolls.
?his he has at last frilly accomplished
ry means of rotating points or teeth
minute, but strong and durable
vhich will inevitably seize upon the
ibei*6 of the lint brought in contact
vith them, but. so adjusted to the ro
attng surlaue as to pa68 harmlessly
iver every other form of matter. Fi
>ers, and fibers alone, can reach these
eeth, and once seized, the bolls to
vhich the belong must follow.
This we saw practically illustrated
>efore our own eyes. The present
?umbrous, box-shaped locomotive
ointcd, screwed aud bolted for any
?ont?ict with mules and negroes-in
vhich the simple machinery was
nounted and put in action by power
lori ved from the rotation of the
vheels of the locomotive, was hauled
)y a single mule over a long colton
ow. Frost had more than once fallen
m tito upright stalks ; the bolls were
ill open, with the colton hanging to
hem loosely and limp. The limbs of
he stalks and leaves were exceedingly
)iittle and crisp, yet as the machine
idvanced we only missed the lint
stalks, limbs and leaves remaining in
act. Of course, the lint, in being
Irawn from the bolls, come m contact
vith, and adhere to, parts of leaves
ilmost pulverized. Thc shafts of the
ocomotive wore attached to one side
>f the locomotive, so that the mule
noved between the rows, while the
jenter of the machine passed over the
ipex of the row.
Of course, the return trip threw the
nule between the first and second j
ow, and the machinery passed over
he same row twice. After the re?
un? trip wc uoticed no change in
the stalks, &c, but the lint was near
ly all gone, safely stored in the pen
dent bags. The result was wonderful
-almost incredible to any but an
eye-witness.
It could scarcely have been sub?
jected to trial under more unfavorable
circumstances - those above men?
tioned and others that might be enu?
merated-and yet at each passage
bver the row about 50 per cent, of
the cotton there standing was bagged.
Its almost intelligent selection of the
open cotton, to the exclusion of al?
most everything else, was the most
remarkable as well as gratifying feat?
ure. Those who have Been it work
in a field with luxuriant weeds, and
on the first opening of the cotton,
testify to this wonderful result. The
seeded lint alone was gathered, while
the blooms, leaves and immature bolls
were left uninjured.
An intelligent planter from Missis?
sippi _wh(i witnessed its performance
at this stage of the cotton plant offered
the highest prospective price' for the
tnachiue for his own use iu the pres?
ent cotton crop. After close examin?
ation of the results, he gave it as his
apiniou that, with the machine then
working, aud three good hands to fol?
low and gleau after it, he could do the
svork of forty hands a day.
We take pleasure and pride in re?
porting that, in our opinion, this great
South Carolina invention will prove
\ success. Mr. Mason himself, how
?Ver, is not yet wholly satisfied. Ile
jelievcs that with better tools, which
ie will soon h?v.e all facilities for per?
fecting, he can render his machine
(dil more effective. He is now aim
ng at gathering all the open cotton
tt a single passing over a row, and
hinks he eau do it. He is sure lie
ian make all the parts adjustable, but
loubt8, from their present perfect
itate, whether he need improve the
;trength and durability of those al
eady tested.
He showed us several machines of
carious sizes, already prepared for
vork, and pointed out several of his
?ontemplated improvements, whieu
tone but a skilled machinist could
ippreciate. But the simplicity of true
genius characterizes all its forms. The
:?3cien t ports are all made on the same
nodel, and are all interchangeably
>djosted. Any one part can prompt
y be replaced in the machine without
lerangement to the other parts. As
t must necessarily fall into unskillful
?ands on the farm this is vital to its
ucce88. The operator has only to
etain his seaton .the locomotive and
In ve the mule aright, and the ma
hinery itself takes care of the cotton,
["he cotton gathered in this experi?
mental trip of the machine wasimme
liately transferred to the Mason Cyl
nder Gin and promptly converted
uto lint ready for packing. Mr. Ma?
bu promises, as an adjunct to his ma
lri?e, a cotton cleaner, which will re?
nov? all the light debris sometimes
dhering to the col tot:.
Of this cyliudcr gin we arc not
ailed on to report, but as Ihe uinver?
ai verdict is in its favor in preference
J the saw giu, we must be pardoned
ir sa}ing, from what we saw of its
f?iciency, that it has these decided
dvantages over a saw giu of equal
ize :
1. It requires less to work it.
2. It turns out more lint.
3. Its cost of construction is less.
4. The lint turned out has no gin
ut, even in long staple highlands.
5. It is a perfectly safe machine for
tie operator and manipulator.
This last advantage is inestimable,
'he same device for drawing the cot
3n over the cylinders by these mys
?rious but ever-present teeth is its
istinguishing feature ; and, while ir
esistible to the cotton, is perfectly
armless to the operator. Nails, &c,
brown into the cotton while feeding,
re thrown out with the seed, neither
tie nail nor the machine being the
rorse for the passing through.
All of which is respectfully sub
litted. A. P. BUTLER,
lommissioner of Agriculture, State of
South Carolina.
J. A. LELAND,
Chairman of Vicksburg Delegation.
'he Children's Time of the Year.
The most significant feature connect
d with December is the fact that it is
ie mouth io which the Christmas fes
val comes. "He shall turn the hearts
f the fathers to the children," sang
ie old Hebrew prophets of the coming
deliverer before whose feet earth's moral
eserts were burst into blossoming fra
rance. And very beautifully the
rophecy is fulfilled for us in the an?
ual festival which reminds us of the
irth of Him who in the synagogue of
?azareth claimed these words as spoken
f Himself. It is the children's time
f year. The fact is written in broad
baracters on the streots and in the
tores. Eren the gifts for the grown-up
eople aro meant for the child that still
ingers in thc adult breast, and that still
s capable of the simple, heartfelt joy of
hildhood. Chrismas comes to renew
ur youth to us-to thaw us for a little
ut of the bard, unchildlike worldliness
f our greed and our calculations ; to
emind us that there is in life such a
bing as giving aud getting without
arning. Just because it is the chil
Iren's 'ime, when we are all meant to
>e children once more, it is the time of
lifts. The child e??ns nothing. He
ives in simple and trusting dependence
ipon those who care for his wants. He
lays for all by his joyfulness and bis
ontent. And in the sight of One we
re all children, taking at his hand what
re never can earn, getting the grandest
hings of our lives for nothing, and pay
?g for them merely by delight in tbeni
nd bv our thankfulness. In the world,
s world; it is not so.
At the Devil's booth are Jill things sold,
EMCII ounce of dross cosjs its ounce of gold;
For a cap and hells our lives we pay
?aubles we earn with a whole soul's tasking;
'Tis heaven alone that's given away,
Tis only God may be had for asking.
Geoeral J. D. Kennedy, of Camden,
>. C., was seriously burned ia the
iand and arm while putting out the
lames which' had caught the dress of
ne of his children. He is in no
[anger, but is suffering considerable,
tain.
HE BROKE UP THE SCHO<XL.
"That is the new school-house, is
it?" inquired Miss Alice Bay, the "new
teacher," as the farmer's plodding lit?
tle team passed by a little white house.
standing endwise to the road, inclosed
in a rather dilapidated fence.
"Yes, there s where you'll hold
forth," remarked Uncle Zeke Wood?
burn, "but I'm afeerd you won't hold
out long, fur we've got the toughest set
of boys in the State, and Uncle Zeke
fave a kind of crackling little laugh as
e thought of the timid, demure little
damsel at his side controlling the boys
of Bear Creek School.
"But don't the directors expel them
when they are beyond the control of
the teacher?" asked Alice, her heart
beginning to sink at the prospect be?
fore her.
"Expel 'cm! no, we never expel no?
body; if a teacher can't boss the school
we just let it boss him; it ain't our
fight, an' the school here generally
bosses the teacher, and thar's been
some pretty good men licked in that
school-house by the boys."
"I did not know the school was so
unruly," said poor Alice, wishing
heartily that she had hired out as a
washerwoman instead of trying to
teach the savages of Bear Creek.
"Oh, well, mebbo it won't be so bad
this winter; thar's Jim Turner, he's
one of the toughest of 'em; he'll be 21
in a month, and you'll get rid of him;
but thar's the Brindley boys, they're
mighty nigh as bad."
Poor Alice listened with a sinking
heart. The cold, hard duties before
her were drear}'- enough at best; but to
go alone and unknown into a strange
neighborhood to teach her first school,
and to be met at the outset by such
dark prophecies, made her feel home?
less indeed. She was naturally a tim?
id, shrinking little thing, and if she
had possessed anywhere on the whole
broad earth a roof to shelter her she
would have turned back from Bear
Creek school even thon. But she had
no home. Her mother had died when
she was but 14, and sho had kept house
for her father two years, when he died,
leaving her ali alone. Before lie died
he advised her to expend the little sum
he would be able to leaye her in fitting
herself for a teacher, and Alice had
fulfilled his directions so literally that
when she had completed her course at
the normal school she had hardly $10
left, and when she paid Uncle Zeke for
hauling her and her little trunk from
the nearest railroad town to the dis?
trict where she waa to teach she- had
but $5 left.
On Monday morning when she start?
ed for Hie school-house she felt as if
she was going to the scaffold. Her
course of pedagogics in the normal in?
stitute had included no such a problem
as this school promised lo be, and if it
were not for the very shame she would
have given her single ?5 bill to any
one to take her back to tho railroad
and pay her faro lo L., the town where
ehe had attended school.
When she arrived at the school house
about twenty or thirty pupils wore
grouped around talking, but a spell
of silence loll upon theni as she walked
up and saluted them with a "good
morning" which was more like the
chirp of a frightened bird than anything
else. Ax she unlocked the door and
entered what sho had already begun to
regard as a chamber of torturo, two or
three slowlv followed her into the room,
and depositing their books upon the
whittled desks, took s*;ats, and fixed
their eyes upon her with a stare that
did not help to strengthen her nerves.
All tho rules and regulations of her
"Theory and Practice of Opening
School Upon the First Day" seemed to
vauish and leave her head whirling in
dizzy helplessness. She tried to think
of some cheerful remark, but her brain
refused lo form the thought and her
tongue clove to the roof of her mouth.
She could see in tho faces of hcrpupils,
most of whom were now in the school?
room, that they were aware of her
fright and enjoyed it thoroughly. By
a strong effort she partly recovered
herself aad bravely resisted the temp?
tation to lean her head on the desk
and have a good cry. Shefolt that she
must do something or faint, so she
rang the bell, though it lacked fifteen
minutes to 9. She oogan taking down
the names and ages of her pupils, and
by tho time this was completed she be?
gan to feel more at ease. She then be?
gan examining the pupils in their dif?
ferent branches in order to assign them
to their proper classes. She had fin?
ished the examination in all thc branch?
es except the advanced reading class,
which was principally composed of
grown girls and young men, among
whom was the terrible Jim Turnor, ol
whom she had been warned.
Several of thc members of tho class
had read, and it was now the turn of
Moses Bradley, a huge, heavy-set fel?
low, with small, malicious eyes and a
general air of rafnanisru. When he
was called upon to read he did not rise
from his seat, but began to read in a
thick, indistinct voice from a book hid?
den in his lap.
"Mr. Bradley, will you please stand
up when you read?" asked Alice.
"I can read just as well settin'
down," repliod tho fellow with a dog?
ged air.
"But it is one of the rules in a read?
ing class to stand up to read," said
Alice, hor heart quaking with fear as
BJM? <o---ytaw thc incipient rebellion.
"I reckon you will havo to make a
new rule for'me then," impudently an?
swered Mose, glancing sideways at his
companions with a grin of triumph.
"? you do not obey me 1 shall be
obligod to punish you," said Alice
bravely, though she could scarcely
stand up.
"I guoss all the punishing you could*
do wouldn't break any of my bones,"
replied the ruffian, leering at her im?
pudently.
?'But I can break your bones for you
in half a minute, and I'll do it if you
don't stand and read as the teach?
er asked you to," said a voice at the
oLher end of the class, and Alice look?
ed in that direction and saw Jim Tur?
ner step from the class and face the as?
tonished Mose.
Mose's insolont manner abated in an
instant, his face turned pale, and he
muttered something about not being
"bc*sed by other boys," but ho stood
up as ho was commanded.
Alice could have kissed her young
champion for very gratitude, but she
mustered all the dignity she could com?
mand, and said:
?'Mr. Turner, I cannot allow you to"
interfere in the management of my
school; tako your seat"
Tho youth obeyed without a word,
but kept his eye on Mosi% as if watch?
ing for any delinquency. After this lit?
tle episode the exorcises proceeded
without interruption till noon.
Alice had no appetite for dinner.
She leaned her throbbing head upon
the desk and wonderer wearily how
long she could endure this...
She was aroused by one of the little
girls running up to her, exclaiming,
"Teacher, teacher, the big boys are
fighting!" She followed the child, ex?
claiming, "Oh, why did lever come in
to^stich a den of wild beasts?" . At the
rear of the school-house stood Jim Tur?
ner cn?a?cd in a hand;lo-hand combat
With Mose Bradley and bis two broth?
ers, both of whom were grown. .As
Alice stepped around the corner Jim
sent Mose reeling to the earth and then
turned like a lion upon his two remain?
ing assailants. They rushed at him
from two sides, but Jim was as" active
as a, panther, and Bill Bradley fell as
if shot, from a left-handed blow, and
his brother Tom followed him in an in?
stant.- By this time Moso had secured
a ball bat and rushed upon Jim, but
th? latter evaded the blow, and
wrenching the bat from his. hand
knocked Mose headlong with a blow of
his fist
As the discomfited trio arose Jim
laughed lightly, and asked them '*how
they liked it as far as they had got,"
picked up the bat he had taken from
Mose and called out, "Come on, boys,
let's have a game of ball"
The combat ended so quickly that
Alice had no chanco to interfere, but
she felt that it would not do to let this
open violation of school rules pass un?
punished, so she rang the bell. When
the pupils were assembled she called
the culprits up to the desk, and asked
what the fight was about and who be?
gan it. The Bradleys stood sullen and
silent, but Jim answered, "I would
rather not tell what it was about, but I
began it by knocking Mose Bradley
down. Alice knew the fight was the
result of Jim's espousal of her cause in
the reading class, and her voice falter?
ed as she said: "Then I shall have to
punish you; hold out your hand."
Jim obeyed her instantly. She took
up tho ruler with a. trembling hand
and began the punishment. Jim's face
never changed a muscle. The look
upon it was one of quiet obedience in
which there was no trace of either bra?
vado or sullenness. As Alice inflicted
the blows on the hand so quietly held
ont to her, the thought rushed upon
her mind that she was smiting the only
hand that had been raised to befriend
her in that lawless region.
Her face grew pale, the blows fell
falteringly, tho tears began to run
[ down her cheeks, the ruler fell from
her hand, she sank into her seat, bur?
ied her face into her hands, and burst
into a storm of sobs.
Then Jim's countenance changed.
His lip quivered, he dashed his hand
across his eyes to clear them of unnat?
ural dimness, and the great lump in
his throat seemed to choke him. A
chuckle from Mose Bradley recalled
his self-possession, however, and he
took a step or two toward the latter
with eyes that fairly blazed with hot
indignation.
Mose rapidly retreated a step or two,
and his chuckle died an untimely
death, and for a full minute silence
reigned over tho school-room. At last
Alice raised her head and in a broken
voice dismissed tho pupils to the play?
ground.
As the children passed out she hoard
some say, "So you've got a whipping
after all, Jim," and Jim's reply, "Yes,
and I've got enough to pass some of it
around if anybody is anxious about
it."
At 1 o'clock Alice rang the bell with
a feeling of utter despair; but no school
ever moved more smoothly than did
her school that afternoon. Quiet obe?
dience, study, good lessons, and res?
pectful attention were universal But
Alico had determined to quit the school;
she felt as if she would rather be the
poorest washerwoman than to be badg?
ered, bullied, and tortured for months.
at a time by a set of brutal ruffians,
whose paronts employed he;: for the
sole purpose of enduring this martyr?
dom.
So when Alice locked the school?
house door that evening it was with a
mingled feeling of relief and humilia?
tion that she started to offer her resig?
nation to the directors. As she left
tho school-house she saw Jim Turner a
few yards ahead of her walking rapidly
?yward home. She called his name,
and he respectfully waited until sht
had overtaken him. "Mr. Turner,"
she said, "I'm going away in the morn?
ing, and I wish to thank von for vour
brave defense of me at the school to?
day, and to ask your forgiveness for the
punishment so unjustly inflicted on
you," and in her earnestness Alice hold?
out her little trembling hand, and Jim
instantly grasped it,
"I have nothing to forgive," said ho;
"you could not do otherwise and nei?
ther could I; but you aro surely not in?
tending to quit the school?"
"Yes," answered Alice, "I would
rather die than pass through three
months of such soenos as I have to?
day."
"But you will have no more trouble;
there is no one in the school that would
be at all likely to give you trouble,- ex?
cept the Bradley boys, and as long aa I
*m there I will answer for their good
behavior."
At last Jim's eloquence prcvailod,
and Alico finally consented to teach a
ura?l* 1 f\r\ era y o ti/I .?* " Of tC??
?J .m was ailowea to re?
main during the term, and as soon as
it closed he went to college.
Alice taught the Bear Creek school
successfully for three years, but in the
end Uncle Zoke's prediction was veri?
fied, for Jim Turner came back and
broke up the school.
He married the teacher.
Tbc Origin of Mosquito ca.
Tho Indians have a very satisfactory
account of the origin of tho Montezuma
mosquitoes. The legend runs thus:
There were in times of old, many
moons ago, two huge feathered mon?
sters permitted by the Manitou to de?
scend from thc sky and alight on the
banks of the Seneca river. Their form
was exactly that of the mosquito. They
were so largo that they flew toward the
earth. Standing one on either bank
they guarded the river, and stretching
their long necks into tho canoes of the
Indians as they attempted to paddle
along the stream, gobbled them up as
the stork king in the fable gobbled up
tho frogs. Tho destruction of life was
so great that not an Indian could pass
without being devoured in the attempt.
It was lon<? before tho monsters could
be exterminated, and then only by the
combined offorts of all the warriors of
ti Cayuga and Onondaga nations.
I?? battle was terriblo, bat the war?
riors finally triumphod, and the mam?
moth mosquitoes wero slain and loft
unburied. For this neglect the Indians
had to pay dearly. The carcasses de?
composed, and the particles, vivified by
tho sun, flew off in clouds of nio*<j?iV
oes, which have filled thc country evety
since
The other night a merchant In ?
small country town was discovered in
his Ornoo at an unusually late hour, and
in reply to inquiries he said, "My con?
fidential clerk is missing." "And what
of it?" "Why, l*m looking over tho
books, but they seem to be all square."
"Have you counted your cash?" "Yes,
aDd it is corree: lo a shilling." "Look?
ed over your bank book?" "I have,
and it is satisfactory. That's the puz:
ale, you seo. He's hooked it, and I
can't make out what for." "Been
home since noon?" "No." "Pee
haps he has eloped with your wife."
"What an idea.r but it may be sol If
it is, then the puzzle will be solved."
He hnrriod home and it was so, and he
felt a great anxiety off his mind.
EATEN BY A LION,
"Tes, gentlemen, I assure you again
that I, Jean Barbarous, now sitting
here, was once devoured by a lion; and
if you Will not believe jue here is. my
friend with the gold spectacles, Dr.
Holbeck, who can tell you whether I
I am telling the truth-the pure, unadul
? terated truth."
At these words all eyes were turned
to the man with the gold spectacles.
He contented himself, however, with
one of these modest smiles which leave
it impossible to divine whether the
smiler actually refuses to sustain the
assertion referred to him for authentic
fication, or whether he simply declines
the honor of being regarded as the
hero of so extraordinary an adventure.
The audience, so boisterous but a lit?
tle while before, had suddenly become
perfectly quiet. All awaited with vis?
ible curiosity the recital of the wonder?
ful story suggested by the declaration
of the Marseillais.
Barbarous, quito satisfied with the
result of his words, sat down again,
and without further preliminaries be?
gan as follows: *
?'It was about ten years ago-either
in 1872 or 1873; but the date doesn't
matter. I had served my fail time on
board the Junon; and, thanks to the
recommendations of my captain, I eas?
ily procured a situation as traveling
agent for tho Menncvals. I suppose
eou have all heard of that firm-the
largest Parisian house in the commerce
of feathers and stuffed birds for the
millinery business-in the Hue St.
Denis, at the sign of tho Casoar (cas?
sowary). The Menncvals send their
traveling agents to all parts of the
world to buy up ostrich plumes, mar?
about feather*, and rare birds. They
sent me out, for the first time, in com?
pany with Holbeck, who you see before
you. We were ordered to the African
coast in search of a certain kind of lit?
tle bird; like a blackbird, which has its
breast covered with feathers that look
like gold-very pretty, indeed. Our
employers wanted to place these on the
market ss a new ornamental design
for ladies' hats; and we were ordered
to procure all that wo could find or
buy.
"Holbeck had already traveled a
great deal, both in North and South
America and in Africa, while I was
merely a new apprentice in the busi?
ness-that was why they sent me ont
with him. Since then we have always
been traveling together. Holbeck and
I are now inseparable as the cloth of a
coat is from the lining.
"But to come to my story:
"We both started from Bordeaux on
a vessel which took us to Gabon. As
soon as we got there we hunted up
King Denis, the be3t-natured nigger on
the whole coast, and he said to us:
.My children, if you want gold birds
you'll have to work pretty hard to find
them; there are none left'here. You'll
have to go up the river into the inte?
rior just as far as you can.' .Thanks
for the information,' wo replied; and
we started up the grear river of Gabon.
"All along our route we stopped at
the villages; and at every village we
had to hold long parleys with the chiefs
-parleys which sometimes lasted sev?
eral hours-all to obtain a few dozen
bird-skins.
"Finally we decided that In order to
complete our stock we should havo to
leave the river altogether, and travel
into the unknown country.
"Ah!-let me toll yon about that
country! It isn't the sort of country
ono would like to retire upon one's in?
come in. The first part of it is all one
slimy marsh, full of snakes and croco?
diles; then, further back, the ground is
covered with forests so thick that yon
can scarcely get through at alL But
then, those forests are full of the finest
birds in the world. On. tho whole, the
Gabon coast is the worst place I ever
struck. Tho inhabitants are so lazy
that they grow nothing, -and keep no
sort of provisions on hand,- so that we
had to go hunting every day for some?
thing to eat, just as they have to do
themselves. I tell yon it was a tolera?
bly rou? '.. apprenticeship that 1 had to
go through. Whether we were hunt?
ing for provisions or for birds, We were
nearly all the time in those great woods,
where we'were surrounded by all im?
aginable dangers.
.'One day, when our provisions had
run short, a negro came to tell us that
about a league from tho camp ho had
seen a groat herd of those big ante?
lopes with curved horns which they
call dougals. Holbeck and I went af?
ter them; but the savages had deceived
us-at least so far as the distance was
concerned, for we were more than two
hours running through the jungle,
tumbling over rocks or stumps, and
wading through marsh-grass and reeds
before wc found tho herd at last. It
was composed of just threo animals
and no more; and they were grazing
in the middle of a great open space,
about three hundred yards away from
us. They seemed to bo very wary-so'
that it was no use thinking of trying to
get any nearer to them.
?'Holbeck, who wore spectacles then
just as he does to-day, could not have
hit a mark fifty paces oft So I had to
take the chance myself. I went on my
knees, took a long, long aim and firecL
To our great jo3r one of the antelopes
made a tremendous leap into the air
and fell dead on the ground, while the
others ran away. As I had Only a
single-barreled gun leonid not attempt
another shot.
.?But we were very well satisfied; the
antelope was big as a calf, and quite
enough to fill tho void in our meat
suppfy. We proceeded to cut him up,
and finding it impossible to take tho
whole away with us we selected three
fine pieces as big as we could conven?
iently carry. Holbeck and I each
took a piece, ^hich we fastened on our
shoulders, and the negro who accom?
panied us took tho other.*
"As the.evening was advancing, we
started for our camp as fast as was
Eossible, considering the weight of our
urdecs. We had already made half
the distance when all of a sudden,
while we were traversing a thicket, we
heard, right close beside ns, a inost
awful roar.
"At last wo have got to the lion!"
cried the audience.
'.Yes, it was the lion," resumed Bar>
barous with his customary phlegm;
.?and I would like to have seen you in
my place. When I. first noticed * the.
lion he was only ten steps away from
me, and in tho very middle of the path;
and I assure you that thc sight of . bim
did not mako me laugh;' for I immedi?
ately remembered having beon silly
enough not to reload my gun.. But J
did not have much time to meditate.
Holbeck, who was behind mc, fired his
gun at the lion, who immediately leap?
ed at rac with a terrible roar,- and felled'
me to the earth.
. "Just as I fell I caught a" glimpse of
Holbeck and the negro, running away
as fast as their legs could carry them,
and then I lost all consciousness.'
"IViy brave comrade knows that X
never bore him any grudge for thus
abandoning me. Ho really thought I
was already dead, and he coulcf not
have done anything to save me.
"How long I remained senseless I
do not know; but gradually found my?
self coming back to. life At first I h??..
only a very vague Slea of .jfh&t had
happened to me/and I made a pain?rif
effort to rise-?when a deep; gro.wl came. -
in answer t? the m?vemen^ana/I felt;
myself nailed to the ground, by ali * '
enormous weight The lion w^lying .
upon me: ? s ,rv /- .
"This dfscovery made nie tiemble'inj.
every limb; but that wa?-, nothi?g to'-" -
what I felt when I found' that the fero- Vi?
cious brute wai ?ctually, eatings me*
alive. I heard my own- ?ones tiack? ?
linjjinhis mighty faws* arid ? felV< .
nevertheless-a strange phenomenon! j
-I did not sufferf I felt no pain-^notn
ing but a horrible sense of weight and'
oppression. Then I remembered hav- ..
ing read or heard somewhere that men
or animals in the clutches of beasts tit
prey are subject to a peculiar and
providential specie? of torpor, which,
exempts them from all sense of pain; :
"But if I did not feel the hideous.'
rending of my flesl? by tho teeth of the.
b?ast, still my brain was tortured by
such unutterable fear that 1 fainted'
away again. . .. - v
"When I came to iii .was Black nighty
and there was a ring of negroes stands
ing round me with .torches in their,
hands. On first opening my eyes; and'
seeing their grimacing black facey,,
lighted np . by names, I began to think,'
I was in hell-or at least in ourgatory;\.
for I did not remember Baring ever;"
done anything very wicked. But after,
a second or two I saw the ?o?d^naturedb,
face of Holbeck/ who was Deriding over,
mo, and crying like a child: *0 my
poor Barbarous! O my poor Barbar?
tfosT Then I tried to" :get\ Cp* ari<? .. .
what was my surprise to find that L '-"
could do so without any ; amenity F. '
Once on my feet I be<*an to feel my
arms, my head, my chest) my". legs-^-C
well, they were all intactt ? had ionly
a few scratches-no serious wound a**
all:"..
"What sortof > ^arn db you c>U
that, Barbarous ? X?if irmst have p?feif '
dreaming, and that lion simply knock*
ed yon ont of his way and went by.1*.
i4Thatls where you make a big mis?' '
take," returned Barbarous. /%yery-];
thing happened exactly as I fold-youj;^; -
so that when Holbeck returned from ': ' :
thc camp to look for remains he actnsv.
ally saw the lion eating me as fast as
he could. The brute only left maj"
when he saw the torches approach/
ing-" :
"And what else?" asked the sailor**,
hearers, quite nonplussed at this new' s "
affirmation.
"Why the thing's as plain as the nose--.
on one's face," said Barbarous, in a" ,
modest sort of roice. "When I waa*
knocked down I had fallen on my facer:- .
and the lion, imagined he was really
eating mo, when h? was only eating s?
splendid quarter of antelope mest I"
had tied on my back."
A storm of applause greeted' this tm-"
expected conclusion; and ali present;
rose, glass in hand, to toast tho ?3l<xf ' ~ .
with a long shoat of "Bravo, Barbar?
ons!-hurrah for the Marseillais trav*
eler!" .. >
But Barbarous simply answered,- withf
a smile of triumph: "
.Well, I told you the truth at th#f
start-didn't I?"-Louis BousseleL i *
2*?
The Relic of the Kissing Be?V ??'?>"'??'?
lt would Scarcely-be ^oi?gih?pik(p^: ::::i'
thing for me tb write tho name of our*;- ?
host or any of his famiiy, but to such* . .v
an extent did one of his many girlk at*
tract me that I have called hermine
"Catamaran, "and will endeavor t? de^ ~ ;,
scribe her. A girl of medium* neight?;
with a deep brunette ccmpI?xionV hairj[j
as black as a raven's p?nmey /eyes af" '
deep as the sea and as black as coals/
with long eyelashes and teeth JBkti'.it " -
miniature graveyard, wn?te and regular. .
as the tombston?sf about five feet, three %
inches high and as straight " as an. ar-/
row. A calico' dress .^pTifg5. h?f' .
ahapely person/ andi.looked ?tL 0ym%:
ration at her as wc sat in front of .'?he"T :
door and asked Ifte distance to .Coffee* '
ville. -She said not aword,*but hst' :;'
lips seemed to euri with mingled ?eorn.--; g?
and admiration. Dimples graced- ber^; . r: (
checks, and when ?ho laughed-a? ?!i?;
did after a while-her whole face -Tratf
lit up in a way that is indescribable.
ilr. bash said lt was not far to CofiW
ville, but urged us lo stay with him.
Jake seemedto know him and we con? .....
eluded to stay for the night The home,
was much like all other houses in thia
section, but the wife was a New x*orlt
(Oswe^o) woman of culture,- and we! /
spent tho evening very pleasantry. And
here I will again notice the 4*Catama*
ran." She said but little, but seemed
to bo ubiquitous. Here and there, ev-l
?rywhere in a, moment. I could hear/
her talking, to the other children-for. '
she seemed to bc thc ?emeral manager
-asd her tongue would swing like aT
bell-clapper, but before ns she said bat :
little." -. .. -
About $ o'clock she disappeared and
I looked in rain for her. After a while'
a wagon was heard coming, and in ai
moment more a strapping, big fellow of
about 20 came, in and asked for the
"Catamaran." ?Til be there dir?c?j,",
said her voice from" some invisible;'
quarter, and in a moment she came'
bounding into the room, completely
metamorphosed. But I wiil not speak
of her dress-for beauty unadorned is'
adorned the most. "Come; let ns hnr>
ry," said she pushing her gallant t?
the door; "we'll be ?ack when we get*
here," said she as she passed into the]
darkness, and in a moment more the
sound of a hay wagon rumbling across
tho prairie was all that was heard. X
asked where she was going to, and her
little sister said she was' going to al'
"kissing bee,'' about ten miles away.'
She spexe as ff it was notching unusuaf
and no comments were made upon it,,
but I thought of it after. I had gone to
bed and wondered if it was the custom:
of the country. She returned about 4'
o'clock and at 6 o'clock was up and at'
work as usual.
A greater number of "grass widows"
do not, I venture to say, live any?
where in tho same number of miles*
than cari be found in the counties of
Labetto and Mobtgoinefy, Kansas. I
think that out of twenty' houses that'
we passed,* ten of theni were inhabited
by those peculiar Hind of widows whose'
husbands (or sometimes the wife) had
"lit out" and ffone away to tho East?
West, pr tho Indian Territory.-Front
a Leiten
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"Whf ?e Went to the Circus.'
There was a circus in the city thc
other day and oldman Primus,who had
braved the blasts of. seventy winters,
took a front seat at the performance.
A young acquaintance, who came hi
and took a seat beside the old man, ex?
claimed: *
"Why; Mr. Primus! I am surprised
to see as old a man as you at a circus"
performance r1
"I always come," said the old man
quietly; "I care nothing for the gen-"
eral performance; but! come to near B
the clowns." . .. . ,
"So you come to Iarigb' at the jokes?' *.
?Oh, no? I don't laugh at them, any
more," replied the septuagenarian,*
"but I enjoy the jokes because thev re-"
rife old memories; and carry mo back'
tp. my ch??dhood days when I used tc"
?it on my grandfather's knees and hear^
hum tell them as they were told by the* g
( clowns when ha was a boy.-GkatMSt . r
? fiipoga People's . ^ VT^^?