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THE BOATMAN'S SONG.
Fly, fly, my bark, across the sea ;
The san ts on the wane,
The last beam lingers misifally
Upon the steeple vane ;
The reapers are leaving the fields of grain,
And a face is pressed on the window pane.
Fly, fly, my bark, across the sea ;
Dim shadows veil the strand,
And twilight hues gfide hazily
Across the sea and sand ;
Bat I see a form in the doorway stand,
And looking this way with a shading hand,
Fly, fly, my bark, across the sea ;
Leave wind, and wave and roar;
The time baa come for yon and me
To lay aside tbe oar.
Tbere is rest for thee on the starlit shore,
And a kiss for me at the open door.
BILLYER
The Confederate Hospital at Rich?
mond.
Too late-Pm afraid it is too late.
There was a time when a hospital at
Richmond would have been a great
blessiug to the one-armed, one-legged,
one-eyed and otherwise maimed and
disabled Confederate soldiers, but
nineteen years has wrought great
changes. Most of the invalids are
dead. Those who are living have
homes and families and they will not
go to-Richmond. I've been investi?
gating.a Hitle and can't hear of a Con?
federate in Bartow county who would
be likely r to go to Richmond, and
Bartow sent about as many troops to
the army as any other county. The
time is past for a national hospital to
do the Confederate invalids any good,
so far as the states are concerned, ex?
cepting Virginia. I suppose that some
would go there if they lived near
Richmond. It is a patriotic and phil?
anthropic emotion that conceived the
project and I was glad to read Gener?
al Grant's letter, and the speeches
that were made by federal officers, for
they showed good will and sympathy
aud made me feel for a while like 1
lived in the United States. General
Gordon moves around among the
northern generals like he was as big
a man as any of them and they show
Lira honor and respect and that does
us good down here, for he was as big
a rebel as anybody and has never asked
forgiveness that 1 know of Ue is one
original secessionist that is not dead
and has never repented nor gone back
on his self respect through fear, favor
or affection or the hope thereof, lt
has been a curious thing to mc how
Georgia got votes enough lo secede
considering how scarce the original
secessionists are since the war was
over.
I'm not sorry that General Gordon
got up the hospital scheme, for the in?
fluence of the meeting will be good
and will be felt all over the nation.
Good-will and harmony is what we
ueed to consolidate and assimilate the
people and silence this everlasting
abuse that has been going on for
years. I don't ?rant to be glad when
the devil breaks loose up yonder and
destroys peace and defies the law,
but how can 1 help it when they keep 1
picking at our people and denounc?
ing us as brutes and barbarians. We
want to love that people as brethreu
if they will let us. Our hospitality
is unbounded to our friends. Just
let a northern man come down here
with good intentions and no prejudi?
ces and see how we treat him. Our ?
doors are open to all such, and as
Col?e says we'll tie up the dog and
give 'em the run of the front yard.
But the hospital is not what wc
want, ?nd if we did want it and need
it it is not exactly grateful to our i
feeling* to ask northern money to es- t
tablish it. We are not on the beg?
ging list that I know of. There is not
a county in the state that does not
provide for her poor and destitute.
There is a home and a place for them
and they are clothed and fed. Not
many go there I know, for most of ,
our poor have kindred or friends who
provide for them and that is the case
with our Confederate invalids. They
have homes already. They don't go
about begging. 1 haven't seen or
heard of oue asking charity itt ten ?
years. The disabled soldier is hon?
ored in our land. Ile is no homeless
vagabond. If he wants a little office ?
and can half way fill it the people give
it to him. They are our constables
and policemen and clerks of the
courts and tax collectors and they
take thc census and get the prefer?
ence in many ways. One was run?
ning for office upon the Air Line
Railroad where Cousin John Thrash?
er lived and Cousin John was boom- !
mg for him and so when a man told
Cousin John that the other feller could !
spell the best and write the best hand
8a3*s he "spose he can-spose he can,
Bili can write good enough. Ile can
beat me. Ile writes better than half
the signers of the declaration of mde- j'
pendence. Ile beats Joe Henry I
Lumkin, the chief justice of the su- j
preme court, for you couldn't read a j
line of his writing. Bill writes !
mighty slow I know but I can read it j
and he spells accordiuto nature, lie j
beats Aleck Stephens and Gus Wright j
and a heap of smart men, but if he I
couldent I would vote for him and do j
his writing for him for he lost his j
writing arm in fighting for mc and j
you, and don't you forget it."
No it is not the hospital that we j
want. Our disabled and indigent j
soldiers will not go there. They love
their associates and association!?; no j
matter how humble. Nineteen years
have settled them, nineteen years will
settle most anybody, nineteen years j
makes thc youngest of our soldiers j
near forty years of age and most off
them fifty, and but few men will |
change either places or habits at that j
age. The doctors and the preachers i ?
tell us that men rarely reform or aban- ,
don a habit or get converted to the
path after 45, and so this hospital
will get no recruits from this section. ,
What these invalid soldiers want is a
pension, a little annuity ol about
$100 a year, and I cant see the differ- j
ence between providing that much for ]
each one in a hospital and giving it
in a pension. If it is right for the i
northern people to give it as a chari- J
ty, it is* right for the nation to give it ?
as a pension for then it comes out of ? i
the whole people instead of a few, j
and my conviction is that if the ques- j i
?on was left to the northern soldiers j j
th? ' would vote for it. Honor the
dead and take care of the living is a
soldier's motto, and onr people have
done that as well as they could. The
widows and orphans have had a hard
time but the worst of their struggle
is over, for the children have grown
up and support the mother.
But the dead are ours still, and the
day is at hand when we shall make
our annual pilgrimage to their graves
and cover them with flowers. We
know not whether it gives pleasure
to their disembodied spirits or not,
but we do know that the custom is
refining and elevating to us. It is a
sign of advanced civilization. It is
womanly and heavenly. The women
of our land wepe de first to begin it,
and they have n?jer failed to observe
it. Did I say rae women ? yes,
but history tells me that it was a
child-a little girl whose name was
Lila Williams, the daughter of Colo?
ite! Charles J. Williams, of Co?
lumbus. Some unknown soldiers
were buried near her fathers lot in
the cemetery and she took flowers
there most every day and called them
"my poor soldiers grave." lier con?
stant devotion attracted her mother's
attention and influenced her to estab?
lish a memorial day-a day that has
been ever since made sacred by the
good people of this broad land. It
was the thought and the emotion of a
little child. She sleeps near "her
soldiers" now and her little grave is
nestled close to her father's and her
mother's, and there the living gather
every spring and sweeten their sad
graves with fairest flowers.
Not long ago I met General Early
on the train and journeyed with him
for some time. His talk was chiefly
of memories of the war. He wears a
patriarch's beard, and shows age both
in speech and motion, but his hazel
eye is bright and his emotions seem
as strong as ever. Ile was laughing
freely, botli about men and measures.
I should s,ay that he was a man with
no secrets. He thinks aloud and
talks plow, but talks all the time. Ile
put the Georgia troops who served
under him in the front rank for cour?
age and endurance. He told me
about a captain in the 12th Georgia
-a man then about 50 years old-who
refused to surrender his company and
the colors when the regiment did, but
cut loose from them and fought a way
out, because he said the women give
em the flag and he promised to take
it back to em. Ile was court-mar?
tialed for it, but never punished. On
the contrary he somehow got com?
mand of the regiment, and on occasion
charged the enemy furiously and with
success without any orders to do so,
and when reprimanded his excuse
was that his ammunition had got low
and was about to give out. "I won?
der what has become of him," said
the general. He was a fine officer
and a braver man never lived. Ile
never was anything but a captain, but
I put him in command of a brigade
once in an emergency, and he han?
dled it well. I've thought of that
man a thousand times. Ile made ev?
ery man brave about him, and j'et he
was prudent and not reckless."
Well, lhere were many such men
who never climbed up, and there were
privates just as heroic, who fought
and fell, and have made neither name
nor fame. BILL A Kr.
Pugs Winch, are Pampered.
"Have you a silver dog collar ?"
inquired a fashionably dressed young
lady as she entered a Washington
street store. She bore in her arms a
black-nose pug dog of good propor?
tions, which she deposited carefully
on the floor.
"Would you like a collar or a har?
ness ? Harnesses are very fashionable
and they cannot slip over the head
as ollars are apt to do in the case of
pug dogs. You see the neck is as
large around as the head, and it is al?
most impossible to keep a collar on."
"Oh, that is delightful," exclaimed
thc young lady, as the straps were
adjusted. "What is the price? "On?
ly" $25? How cheap I"
The money was paid and thc girl
and dog went their way rejoicing.
"Do you have many such customers
as that?" inquired a reporter.
"Wu have them constantly," was
the reply. "Frequently we sell col?
lars for dogs that are not themselves
worth half the price of the collar.
We have fifteen hundred patterns of
dog collars, but even at that we fre?
quently have customers who are too
fastidious to be suited from the stock,
and wc have to make something to
order. The other day a lady came in
and showed a silver bangle bracelet
and wanted a collar made for her dog
just like it. There is no knowing what
a woman will do when she fairly gets
tho dog fever. Why, a woman came
in here the other day lugging a dog
in lier aims, and thc animal had
around his neck a collar ol satin, or?
namented with violets and primroses, j
hand-painted. One woman lias i
bought at least $100 worth of dog!
eollars within a year past. On the !
oilier hand a sporting man came in
the other day with a fine bird dog,
worth at least, one thousand dollars,
but his collar was not worth one dol?
lar. lt is the same principle as a
man carrying a watch worth live hun?
dred dollars with a shoe string for a
chain. Collars arc no protection
against dog thieves. They rather in?
crease the liability of theft, especially
when the collar is worth twenty dol?
?ais and the dog twenty cents."
"Do you hear many dog stories ?"
"Well, I should say I did. Every
man and woman who comes in has a
story to tell of the wonderful doings
of his or her dog. Of course, I must
show an interest in them all or fall
forever in the estimation of my custo?
mers."-Boston Globe.
-m ? ? ? - m
I wish I had a neck as long as a
giraffe,' said Will, one day, as ho
passed Farmer Ploughman's orchard :
'for then I could stand ou the ground
to eat the apples, pears and cherries,
iud they would taste good all the way
Jown my three-yard throat..' Shortly
liter that Willie caught a cold.
'Well,' he said, *I guess it's better as it
is, for if I had the giraffe's oeck, I
phould have three yards of sore throat !*
Washington in Monroe's Ad?
ministration.
It was a period when the social eti-1
quette of Washington was going through
some changes ; the population was
growing larger, the classes were less
distinct, the social duties of high offi- j
cials more onerous. The diary of John j
Quincy Adams record? cabinet meetings |
devoted to the momentous question who j
should make the first call, and who j
should be included hi the official visit
ing lists. Mrs. Mooroe, without a j
cabinet council, made up her own mind j
to retrench some of those profuse civili- !
ties with which her predecessor bad j
fatigued herself. Mrs. Madison, a !
large, heavy, kindly dame, had retired j
from office equally regretted by the j
poor of Washington and by its high !
life ; but she had gained this populari- i
ty at a severe cost. She had called on !
all conspicuous strangers ; Mrs. Mon- {
roe intended to call on nobody. Mrs. I
Madison bad been always ready for |
visitors when at home ; her successor j
proposed to receive nobody save at her j
regular levees. The cx-Preaidentess-j
bad presided at her husband's dinner j
parties, and had invited the wives of all j
the men who were to be guests ; Mrs. j
Monroe staid away from the dinner par- |
ties, and so the wives were left at home. !
Add to this that her health was by no j
means strong, and it is plain that there j
was great ground for a spasm of unpop?
ularity. She, however, outlived it,
and re-established her social relations,
gave fortnightly receptions, and wou I
much admiration, which she probably j
deserved. She was by birth a Miss j
Kortwright, of New York, a niece of j
General Knox, and when she accompa- !
nicd her husbaud on his embassy to !
Paris she had been known there as 'la j
belle Am?ricaine.' She was pronounc-1
cd by observers in later life to be 'a
most regal-looking lady," and her man-1
ners were described as 'very gracious.' !
At her final levee in thc White House !
'her dress was superb black velvet ; I
neck and arms bare, and beautifully
formed ; her hair in puffs, and dressed
high on her head, aud ornamented with
white ostrich plumes ; around her neck j
an elegant pearl necklace.' Her two j
fair daughters-her only children, Mrs. ?
Hay and Mrs. Gouverneur-assisted at j
this reception. j
Such was the hostess, but her draw
ing-rooms, by all contemporary ac
counts, afforded a curious social medley, i
The well-defined gentry of thc Ile vol u- !
tionary period was disappearing, and
the higher average of dress and man- !
ners had not begun to show itself-that |
higher average which has since been j
rapidly developed by the influence of;
railroads'and newspapers, joined with j
much foreign travel aud a great increase j
in wealth. It was a period when John
Randolph was allowed to come to din- j
ner parties 'iu a rough, coarse, short !
huuting coat, with small-clothes and !
boots, and over his boots a pair of j
coarse coating leggings, tied with !
strings around his legs.' At Presiden- j
tial receptions, in the words of an eye-1
witness, 'ambassadors aud consuls, mero
bers of Congress and officers of the |
army and navy, greasy boots and silk
stockings, Virginia buckskios and Yan-1
kee cowhides, all mingled in ill-assort
ment and fantastic groups.'
Houses in Washington had become |
much larger thon formerly, and a simi- j
lar expansion had been seen in the j
scale of entertainments. lt is not un- j
common to find records of evening j
parties at which five or six hundred
persons were present, filling five or six
rooms. When John Quincy Adams,
then secretary of State, gave a recep- !
tion to the newly arrived hero, General |
Andrew Jackson, eight rooms were j
opened, and there were a thousand
guests. It was regarded os the finest
entertainment ever given in Washing- |
ton, and showed, in the opinion of Mr. ?
Mills, of Massachusetts, then a Con- '
grossman, 'taste, elegance, and good J
sense' on the part of Mrs. Adams ; and j
elsewhere he pronounces her 'a very j
pleasant and agreeable woman,' but i
adds, 'the Secretary has no talent to j
entertain a mixed company, either by ;
conversation or manners.' Other agree- !
obie houses were those of Mr. Bagot, ;
the British Minister, whose wife was a j
niece of the Duke of Wellington, and j
M. Hyde de Neuville, the French Min- j
ister, each having a weekly reception, I
while the receptions at the White House i
took place but once a fortnight. At |
these entertainments they had music, j
cards, and dancing-couutry-dances, ?
cotillions, with an occasional Scotch j
reel, or sometimes the newly arrived i
Waltz, as yet performed only by visi- !
tors from abroad. It was noticed with i
some surprise that even New England j
ladies would accept the hospitalities of
Madame de Neuville on Saturday even- j
ings, and would dance on what they j
had been educated to regard as holy '?
time.-Harp rs Magazine.
What Was on his Faco.
-
'Is there anything on my face, Jim ?' I
asked one boy, of, another, as they !
issued from their mother's pantry, .
where they had been sampling thc ;
'Yes,' said the other with a grin.
*Oh, where is it?' excitedly, as!
footsteps were heard approaching thc
kitchen ; is it big ?' j
'You bet; it's immense.*
'Oh, my !' getting out his handker?
chief, and rubbing his face furiously.
'IS it off?'
.Nope.'
.Well, where is it, then? Quick ! I
hear ma coming.'
'Right in the middle of your face.' j
He made frantic digs at his face,;
then whispered : j
'IB it off?' in an agonized tone, as :
ma entered the room.
'Nope,' was the laconic reply.
'Well, what is it?' He was fairly
shivering with terror, and dared not
turn around.
'Your nose,' colly answered Jim, as I
he opened the back door and skipped. !
- Waterloo Observer.
Gen. Lee asked a straggler one day, !
whom he found eating green pereim- 1
mons, if he did not know they were un- !
fit for food. I'm not eating them for I
food, General,' replied the man, 'Pm ?
eating them to draw my stomach up to j
fit my rations,' 1
The First Inventor of Print?
ing.
Mr Ireland, in bia "Picturesque
Tour through Holland, Brabant and
part of France in ??89," gives the
following account of the inventor of
printing, when describing the city of
Haarlem :
"Haarlem claims the invention of
the art of printing. It is attributed
to Lawrence Koster, an alderman of
th is city, in 1440, whose house is yet
standing in the market place opposite
the church.
"Amsuing himself one day in the
neighboring wood with cutting the
bark of trees into letters that formed
th? initials of his name, he ia said to
have laid them on paper, and, falling
asleep, when he awoke observed that,
from the dew, their form was impress?
ed on the paper This accident in?
duced him to make farther experi?
ments. He next cut his letters in
wood, and, dipping them in a gluti?
nous liquid, impressed them on pa?
per, which he found an improvement;
and, soon after, substituted leaden
and pewter letters, erecting a press
in his house, thus laying the founda?
tion of the noble art which has thence
gradually risen to its present excel?
lence.
"The art, it is said, was stolen from
him by his servant, John Faustus,
who conveyed it to Mentz, and from
the novelty of the discovery soon ac?
quired the title of doctor and conjuror.
The original specimens are now
shawn at the library in the Town Hall.
The first is on a leaf of parchment,
and the second and third on paper,
printed only on ono side and the cor?
ners left blank for capitals. At the
top are wooden cuts, representing the
creation, and, as it is called, Lucifer's
Fall "
A Snake Story-Expert Tes?
timony.
The Berrien County Nows comes
to thc front with the snake story of
the season. According to the News,
a man was out deer hunting near
Alapaha last week, and while moving
around in the bushes he was bitten on
the calf of the leg by a hugo rattle
snake. Parties near at hand corded
the leg above the bite and went three
miles after a doctor.
On the return with medical aid the
parties found the man "sweetly sleep?
ing" and the swelling in the leg en?
tirely gone. Around the patient lay
a hali" bushel of dead mosquitos-they
having of course sucked the poison
out. The man got np entirely well.
This reminds us that th.it neighbor?
hood is famous for remarkable men
and things. Some years a<?o there
lived a country doctor in the settle?
ment who was famous for his scien?
tific skill. On a certain occasion a
lady was found dead in her house
with a wound on the head. A coro?
ner's inquest was held over tho body
and the said country doctor was sum?
moned to examine the wound. After
a careful inspection he testified that he
had ascertained by the character of
the wound that a certain mau in the
neighborhood (naming him) had dealt
the blow and was therefore responsi?
ble for her death, and upon this "ex?
pert testimony" the jury found that
she had come to her death by that
particular mau. The fellow was har?
nessed and had some trouble in satis?
fying: the people that he knew noth?
ing about the death ot the woman,
?t was afterwards ascertained that she
fell from heart disease and bruised
her head in falling.- Valdvsla
Georgia Times.
Worth a Licking.
Somo years ago, in Georgia, that
band of Christians knowu as Ascen
tionists were having a graud revival.
Oue day, when the meeting was in full
force, a storm came up, and a young
geutleman who was out huuting, with
his servant, took refuge in the church
door. Being curious to see the service,
the two men crept up into the gallery,
and there hid iu a place where they
could observe without being observed.
'Come, Lord, come, our robes are
ready. Come, Lord, come,' cried the
preacher, while all present gave a loud
'Amen.'
'Marsa Gabo,' whispered Cuffy, lift?
ing his hunting horn to his mouth,
'let me gib dem j ist oue toot.'
'Put that horn down or I'll break
your head,' replied the master, in a
whisper.
Thc horn dropped to his side and
again the miuistcr cried : 'Come, Lord,
come ; we are ali ready for thy coming.
Come, Lord, come'
*JL)o, Marsa Gabe-do jist lemme
gib 'cm jist one little toot,' pleaded
Cuffy. I'll whip you within an inch of
your life,' whispered the exasperated
master.
'Blow, Gabriel, blow ; wc are reedy
his coming. Blow, Gabriel, blow,'
pleaded tho minister.
Cuffy could no longer resist the
temptation and sent a wild peal, ringing
from end to end of the church ; but
long before its last echo died away his
master and himself were the only occu?
pants of the building.
Ts ready fur de lick in,' Marsa
Gabe,' said Cuffy, show?D? every tooth
in his head, 'for I 'clare to gracious it's
worf two lickings to sec de way com?
mon farm cattle kin git ober de ground
wtd skcared 'iScensionists behind 'em.'
- Harper $ Magazine.
A Judge Shaking His Head
When Lord Mansfield ouce exclaim?
ed to Mr. Dunning, as he was laying
down a legal point, 'Oh, if that be law
Mr. Dunning, I may as well burn my
law books !' 'Better read them, my
lord, was the ready retort.
In a similar manner, an Irish Judge
shook his head as Mr. Curran was
elaborating ono of his points to a jury.
'I sec, gentlemen, the motion of his
lordship's head ; common observers
might imagine that it implied a differ?
ence of opinion, but they would be
mistaken. It is merely accidental.
Believe me, gentlemen, if you remain
here many days, you will yourselves
perceive that when his lordship shakes
his head there's 'nothiog in it 1' '
What Our Editors Say.
Carolina Spartan.
Several true bills were found against
Marshal Blythe of Greenville in the
United States Court at Charleston. It
looks now as if Blythe would have to
be sacrificed. When he came into the
office he found certain plans of business
practiced. He claims that he did just
what his predecessor had done. Blythe
is not so much to blame as his party
They have had their whisky rings, their
star route rings, revenue rings and
rings of all. sort. It was understood
amongst them that the Government
would always protect its own officers in
their swindling schemes, and that no
one was to be punished unless it was
necessary to have an example or two
just before an election, lt seem? that
a scape goat is needed now, and Blythe
not being worth much to them in a gen?
eral election may have to go. He is
as good as any of them, and infinitely
better than the traitorous crew of natives
that helped to plunder and debauch our
State from 18G8 to 1876.
Lexington Dispatch.
No Democrat who desires hone?t ex?
penditures and who wishes to prevent
Bill Chandler from turning all the
navy yards into electioneering camps
for fraud and corruption at the ballot
box in this year's election, will vote a
single dollar for the construction, com?
pletion, or ornament of ships at this
this time. We have expeuded nearly
four hundred million dollars on thc
navy since the war, and have nothing
to show for the money. We can afford
to wait, at all events, until this election
is over before we make any further
appropriations. Let the Democratic
watchword be, not a single dollar for
the Chandler-lloach jobs and an
election corruption fund.
Who Pays the Taxes.
Palmetto Yeoman.
Wm ll. Morrison's speech on his
tariff bill : Estimates based on the cen?
sus statistics show that as many as 1S,
000,000 of our people do some work or
are occupied in some business, and that
thc average earnings of at least
16,000,000 of these do not much
exceed 0300, andar? wholly consumed
in means of daily subsistence. These
too are the millions who, in shop and
field, strike the blows of all production.
All thc accumulations of, aud boasted
additions to our national and individual
wealth go to one-tenth of those who
earn it, and of these a few appropriate
the great mass of the savings of the
people and are enriched by the profits
of the labor of other men. Like esti?
mates will show that the few who pro?
fit most from the labor of all contribute
little under the system of unequal taxa?
tion-not more than two per cent of
their savings-while the great mass of
the workers, including the dependent
poor, pay the bulk of taxes, all of
which in substracred from their too
scauty means of comfortable living.
Sentimental Suicide.
Aiken Recorder.
A paragraph in the Columbia Yeo?
man states that '.Mr. Tillman endorses
Senator Butler's opposition to the
Blair Educational Bill, and may speak
as he will vote against it.' Whenever
we learn authoritatively that Col. Till?
man is opposed to this bill, wc will
furnish some very interesting reading
written by this gentleman May 7, ISSI,
and published in the Aiken Journal
and Review of May 25, 1881, and
while we w.*re editing its columns.
If such a thing were possible, Mr.
Tillman wrote in stronger terms than
even Senator Butler in favor of just
such an appropriation as thc Blair Bill
provides. But perhaps he too has
fallen by the wayside before the reac?
tionary sentiments on popular education.
To all such men we say, beware that
the day of reckoning cometh not sooner
than is looked for. Let them remem?
ber that our owu white children ueed
common schools, and that they are en?
titled to them-not as a benefaction,
but as a right which the State owes to
enable them to properly discharge the
duties and unctions of citizenship.
The amendments to the Constitution of
the United States forbid such a discrim?
ination as would permit public schools
for the whites aud uone for thc negro.
Therefore it is follly to turn our backs,
from motives of prejudice, on a great
measure which proposes to iucrcase the
common school facilities for our entire
population.
We regard Southern opposition to
this measure as a species of sentimental
suicide, without, one mitigating ingre?
dient of common sense. To refuse a
wise and legitimate appropriation by
thc United States Government iu aid of
our common schools, when the people
of the State are being taxed annually
two mills for that purpose, besides the
proceeds of the poll tax, is a glaring
inconsistency that finds no parallel in
political history, lt will next be in
order to obj ct to an appropriation for
thc deepening of Charleston Harbor.
Wit m ingle n Review.
Recently wc alluded to the opinion
nf Tilomas Fortune, editor of the New
York (Hobe, an influential organ of the
colored race advising his people at the
South to make com mon canse with thc
white people on thc question of home
rule, honest government and a free
trade tariff, and predicting that when
they adopted this policy, where they
supported honest white men for oificc,
and make the cause of good government
and fair representation the issue, they
would be iu a position to receive jus?
tice.
Thc views of the Globe are sustained
by the Old Dominion, H paper publish- >
ed in Norfolk in the interest of thc :
colored people^ The editor of tho Old
Dominion, contends that the 'only
salvation for the colored people of the i
South is to endeavor to make terms
with the white citizens in their section
and go along hand in hand with them,
for through them and their State gov- i
ernments they can secure their rights
and protection. What the Federal
Government did do for them was done
very reluctantly, and was coerced by
necessity, as a war measure, and to
punish the South, and was not actuated
by a sense of humanity, justice or
equity to the colored brother. If a
colored man gets any sort of decent
treatment or courtesy in the city of
Washington outside of President
Arthur, Senators Logan or Allison, he
has to go to a Southern Senator or Repre?
sentative ; for as a rule, they have no
practical, personal or other use for bim
except just about an important election
time and when that exigency passes
awny they have no more use for him
than the devil has for holy water.'
It is frank advice, like the above,
says the Norfolk Virginian, that causes
us to hope that the colored people in j
the South will yet shake off the yoke 1
of political slavery which now degrades j
them. They are at present the menials !
of corrupt men, who only use them i
that they may reap the bencSts of office j
and spoils. The negro of the South, j
save in rare instances, bas always !
placed himself iu solid antagonism to j
the men who represent the intelligence, j
worth, honesty, wealth nod enterprise
of the States of the South-the men
who pay the taxes, contributing to the
support of the schools and institutions
that educate the children of the colored
people, and who give then? their em?
ployment. This should not be, and we
bail with satisfaction such good advice
as is given in the columns of the
Globe aud Old Dominion, from the
pens of representative meu, who have
at heart the interests of their people.
?Egg_1_ ,.? ?
The Emperor William's At-1
tacliment to the Corn- j
Plower.
The Emperor William is a great
friend of the corn-flower (the bachelor's
button). In regard to the cause of this
preference the following old and pretty
story is told : 'One day-it was at
K?nigsberg, and in the gloomiest
period of Prussia's history-the Queen
Louise sat in the garden of the Louse j
on the 'Hafen,' which the royal family j
then occupied, when a young girl ap- !
proached, and without knowing whom j
she had before her, offered a bouquet of j
fresh corn-flowers for sale. The Queen, j
full of sympathy, spoke kindly to the j
think clad child, and learned lhat she I
bad a sick mother at home who could j
earn nothing. She thereupon, with
tears in her eyes, took the flowers from
her, rewarded her generously, and then
called her children, who were playing I
near by. She showed the Princess j
Charlotte, afterward consort of thc Czar !
Nicholas of Russia, and the Prince
j
William, how a wreath could be made
of the flowers without shears, called the
attention of the children to their simple
beauty, and then drew the moral that
iu nature, as in human character, plain- j
licss and simplicity coexisted with beau- !
ty. This lessou, taught by the royal
mother in such a graceful form, to?
gether with the pretty wreath, which
she finally placed on the head ?f the
Princes? Charlotte, made the blue
cyane the favorite flower of the future
Empress of Russia and her brother, the
present German Emperor ; and when a
few years later, the Queen died the
corn-flower became for both a memento j
of their sanctified mother When, in j
the year 1817, the Princess, in com pa- I
ny of her brother William, journeyed j
by way of K?nigsberg to St Petersburg j
as the bride of the Emperor Nicholas,
she fouud her room in the castle of the
first-named city richly decorated with
corn-flowers; and as they both crossed
the Russian frontier the Princess wore
on her head a wreath of such flowers,
which had been handed to her at the
last Prussiau station.-Harper s Maga?
zine for Mag.
mm -Wi -
Eggs as Food.
Many people probably do not fully
comprehend how valuable eggs are aa
food, that like milk an egg is a com?
plete food in itself, containing every?
thing necessary for i1 . developement
of a perfect animal, as is manifested !
hom the fact that a chick is formed |
from it. lt seems a mystery how j
muscles, bone, feathers, and every-1
thing that a chick requires for its
perfect developement, arc made from j
the yolk and while of au egg; but
such is the fact, and it shows how
complete a food an e?g is. The av?
erage egg weighs a thousand grains
and is worth more as food than so
much beefsteak. Indeed, there is no
more concentrated and nourishing
food than eggs. The albumen, oil, j
and saline matter are, as in milk, in
the right proportion for sustaining
animal Wk-Poultry Monthly.
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Neatness In Women.
A woman may be handsome or re? j
markably attractive in various ways ; j
but if she is not personally neat, she j
cannrt to win admiration. Fine ;
clothes will not conceal the slattern, j
A young woman with her hair always
in disorder, and her dollies hanging j
about her as if suspended from a prop, I
is always repulsive. The bringing ;
up of daughters to be able to work, j
talk and act like honest, sensible I
young women, is the .special task of ?
all mothers, ami in the industrial ranks
there is imposed also tho prime obli- j
gation of learning to respect house-j
hold work for its own sake, and the
comfort and happiness it will bring in j
the future. Housework is a drudgery, !
but it. must be done by somebody, j
and had better be well than ill done.- j
Domestic Journal.
-m- j
Thc good people of former days had
a queer idea of what constituted a sin- :
ful posture. Thc New Haven colony |
in 1609 passed a statute with the fol- !
lowing clause : 'Whoever shall inveigle ?
or draw thc affections of any maide or i
maide servant, either to himself or}
others, without first gaining the con
seut of her parents, shall pay to thc
plantation for the first offense 40 shil?
lings ; the second ?4; for the third he j
shall be imprisoned or corporeously j
punished.'?. Under this law, at a court I
held iu May, 1619. Jacobeth Murtine i
and Sarah Tuttle were prosecuted "for
setting down on a cheslie together, his
arms around her waiste and her arme
apon his shoulder or about his neck, !
and continued io that sinful posture I
about half an hour, io which time he
kyssed her and she kyssed him, or they
kyssed one another, as je witnesses tes?
tified.1
Liquor Drinking in Maine.
[Brunswick (Me.) Telegraph J
Anybody who knows anything about
the drinking habits of the people of
Maine to-day knows that liquor is
drank in parlors, in offices of law and
medicine, and to a limited extent in
the studies of the clergy, in kitchens
and workshops, in the cars, on steam?
boats, and, if one wishes to observe, he
will find that travelers by every means
of conveyance in the State take the poison
with them. The express companies
bring it into the State upon every arrival
for private consumption and con?
siderable which escapes detection and
goes into sale in some smaller country
to#ns. In many of the cities and some
of the larger towns the sale is free in
bars and saloons, not tn open defiance
of law ; for that statute which public
opinion does not support is no law at
all, and cannot and never will be en?
forced. The sooner this fact is recog?
nized the better it will be for the cause
of temperance, which is advocated upon
sensible grounds only by the better
representatives of the reform clubs.
It is no pleasure to us to report such a
state of thing?, but so far as our obser?
vation extends we know our statements
to be true. We detest deception, let it
come in where it may, and Neal Dow is
so committed to prohibition that he
wouldn't tell the truth if he could, and
couldn't if he would/upon the subject
of enforcement ta this State. We
don't assert that some strictly temper?
ance communities cannot be found in
Maine, but we do assert that rum is in
far too general use all over the State,
and we know that some of the bett
temperance men here regretfully admit
the statement. Lying won't rub out
the facts.
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A Great Preacher's Poverty.
Jonathan Edwards fought a hard
battle with penury in his last years,
and was sorely perplexed to find food
for his large family. Dismissed from
tile church at Northampton, Mass.,
over which he had been pastor for a
quarter of a century, he removed to
Stockbridge to labor among the In?
dians. He was obliged to support
Iiis family of ten children on a mere
pittance. In his seclusion he wrote
his treatise on the "Freedom of the
j Will," wit ich is regarded as a mas
; terpiece in theological literature. So
great was his poverty at this timo
I that the treatise was written largely
ou the back of pamphlets, as lotter
paper was beyond his means of pur?
j chase. His daughters, ail young wo
j men of superior mental powers, made
lace and pointed fans for the Boston
maiket, that they might add some?
thing to the family resources.
A Match Found For a Bos*
ton Quiz,
Two Boston gentlemen while tramp?
ing through the White mountains the
past summer came across a lonely - but
! among the hills from which the pr spect
was particularly fine and extended. The
proprietor of the establishment was hoe?
ing in a small garden, and the travelers
began to quiz him. Said one :
'You have an excellent view from
your house.'
'Purty fair,* replied the farmer.
'I suppose,' continued the first speak?
er, winking to his companion, 'on a
fair day you can sec almost to Europe V
'Kin see further 'n that,* returned
the man,
'How so?' was asked in surprise,
'We don't think nothin' of seeio* as
fur as tho mu ne.*-Boston Courier
Excusable^
A gentleman in Richmond Virginia,
had a servant named Joe. One morn?
ing he lay in bed till nine o'clock, but
no Joe and no fire. The impossibility
of shaving with water thirty degrees
below freesing-point brought impreca?
tions on thc tardy domestic's head,
when tho door opened, and Aunt Polly
leisurely began to light the fire.
'Where in thunder' (the historian is
nothing if he is not accurate) 'is that
son of yours ? I've been waiting for bim
two blessed hours.'
'Now, Marse Trav, you must 'cuse
Joe,' said his mother in her wost con?
ciliating tones-'you really must 'cuse
Joe dis momio'-Joe dead.'-Editor's
Drawer, in Harpers Magazine for
May.
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The Seedless Watermelon.
A writer in the Tulahassee Floridian
says ; 'It may be a matter of interest
to your many readers to know how to
produce the seedless watermelon. A*
soon ns the vine has attained the length
of three feet or more, place under it,
about midway the vine, the amount of
compost you would put in a hill, todo
which it is best to excavate thc earth,
and bring to a level with good com?
post. Place the vine over this, and
cover to a sufficient depth to prevent
drying, leaving out as much as possi?
ble of the bud. As soon as it has
taken root cut it loose from the parent
stem. If there should be bloom, or
bloom bud, before it takes root, in the
pl.-icc of seeds there will be white pulps,
but none afterwards.'
The question 'What shall I wear !*
never worries thc average country edi?
tor. What puzzles him is to find some
clothing house willing to advertise and
.trade it out.'
The lives of all newspaper men are
made happy at some time or another by
some delightful person who likes to
warn the company with 'Better look?
out-he'll put your name in the
paper.
.Why did you put that nickle with a
hole in it in the contribution box !' ask?
ed one man of another. 'Because t
couldu't put the hole tu without tho
nickle, and I had to put in some?
thing.
The father gazed at the triplets, the
first born, snugly reposing in the cra?
dle, and remarked to the nurse: 'Aro
they boys or girls?' 'All girls, the lit?
tle dears. What treasures they arel'
'Yes. little fortunes, as it were, little
Miss-Fortunes.'-Detroit Free Press.