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MAIN STREET, one door North of Market Building-Sign of the Bed THE PRESCRIPTION. They "were parting at the gate Man and maid Still he tarried, although late, Longing much to bear his late, Yet to ask it half afraid. 'If I only knew,' said he 'Only knew,' 'Let me give advice,' said she, 'Make a confidant of me ; I caa be of help to you.' 'Ah ! I know that,' answered he, With a sigh, 'Now I guess it all,' cried she; 'You are in love, I plainly see, And afraid to tell her-fie !' 'You are a witch to guess so well,' Auswered he, 'I would like to have you tell How to make a sick heart well ; Kindly now prescribe for me.' 'Every heart will cure a heart,' Now laughed she ; 'You must find another heart, Then your own will lose its smart Try this olden remedy.' 'Let me have your heart,' be plead ; 'Nay she said ; 'I have none.' 'No heart !' he said ; 'Then I go uncomforted Mine a broken heart mast be?' 'It is yours F and she laughed low ; * Don't you see? I prescribed it long ?go, Seeing that you suffered so, What so blind as men can be?' 'Bad I only known before,' Whispered he, ?What a cure you had in store !' 'You'd have suffered all the more ; Men are foolish things,' said she. [Contributed to Watchman and Southron.] INTRODUCTION ' TO T?IE ?ANNALS OF SUMTER." Not many years ago. the late John Belton O'Neal who led the distinguish? ed roll of Chief Justices io South Caro? lina, cootrihuted much to the general entertainment and to the instruction of the people of this State by a literary treasure in the 'Annals of Newberry ' Something later, the lamented Bishop "Gregg gave us his delightful history of 'The Cheraws;' why has no such effort been made within the bouuds of 'Sumter' so replete as it is, with names of distinction both ic thc past and in the present, following in the footsteps of t&cir proud progenitors? Not so much as a matter of pride, although eminently worthy in itself, but of spe? cial importance as mattersof genealogy. I have been impressed with this con? clusion, since I have accidentally stum? bled upon some ancient documents with reference to one of the families of Sum? ter County, which I shall venture to offer as an introductory chapter to the supposed 'Annals, of Sumter County,' hoping, that some skilful writer with antiquarian taste, may present some moro valuable contributions. From the Neves and Observer, 'published at Raleigh, N. C., February 19th, 1834 - in connection with the settlement of Roanoke Island, three centuries ago, I quote thc following passage. It was upon the loth of July, 1584, that Amidas and Barlow, took possession of the unknown lands discovered by them pursuant to the patent granted by Queen Elizabeth to Walter Raleigh plain Walter Raleigh-for he had uot been knighted then. The account given of the new land on the return of Amidas was so glowing that Elizabeth named the country in her own honor 'Virginia' and rewarded Raleigh by conferring knighthood upon him, &c, * * * As speedily as possible an? other expedition was organized. It consisted of seven sails, and 108 colonists, among them Hariot, a man of rare learning. * * * Many ex? plorations were made, and on the 17th of August, 1585, the colony was formally established on Roanoke Island, under the command of 'Ralph Lane.' Now, the ultimate fate of this colony has never been ascertained so far as to indicate to what point its individual members may have drifted. Is it un? reasonable to suppose that the Hariot with whom we have to do, may have settled somewhere in Lower Carolina, and that the name Hariot, may be none other than Heriot, one of the very oldest names in Sumter County, the very slight difference in thc spelling being by no means unusual at the present day. However that may be, so long the Works of Sir Walter Scott shall be remembered, and that will be until Shakspeare's fame shall begin to dwindle-'Jingle Georgie' (George Heriot of Edinburg, A. I). 1008) will never be forgotten. He whose shrewd? ness, ability, and integrity of character, coupled with his immeuse possessions helped to support a throne like the Rothschilds of a very recent day. Thc earliest Heriot of whom we have relia? ble account within this State, settled at Georgetown, S. C., many years ante? rior io the American Revolution, and bore the name of Robert. Sometime afterwards, his brother William, aod cousin George (sou of John Heriot of Haddington) came over from Scotland and rejoined Robert at Georgetown Robert was married in 17G1 to Miss Mary Oulfield, a promiucnt heiress; William was married to Miss Thomas ; and George to Miss Sallie Tucker in 1775. These trio, laid the foundation of the several families at Charleston, Columbia. Georgetown, and Sumter, marked respectively for their courtesy, ability, and external force. We shall in this Preface, confiuc our attention to Robert, the great Fore-runner of Sum? ter's respected citizens. Robert, left in Scotland, a father and mother, au elder brother John, then married, a brother James, who was married to a 31 i ss Bryce, and a married sister, Mrs. John Cunningham. In writing to Robert, anterior to the war of thc Revo? lution in America, Mr. John Cunning? ham renders frequent account to him, of the welfare of his kin. In referring to musty letters, interesting to one even in no way related, I find. Mr. C. writ? ing from Greenoch, the following par? ticulars. 'Your younger brother is under the charge of your Uncle, Mr Wm. Hogg, (I wonder whether he was a relative of James, the sweet Scot? tish poet.) 'a fine latin scholar.' Your Uncle, Sir Hugh Dalrymple is well, j and your school companiou, Hugh, (of the same name) bas become a member j of Parliament for East Lothian ' Robert j Heriot has two friends, Messrs. Charles | Mill and John Deas who set out on a j Continental tour, leaving the Province | of Carolina io 1770. Mr. Deas writes ' from Paris in the same year, to his relative. Mr. Robert FTeriot, as follows: 'Mills and myself, before leaving Scot? land for tbe French capitol of course visited your father Mr. James Heriot of Castle Mains. Dirleton. I could not fail to think of you, as we drove through the Barnicle-Yet. Your mother ac? companied us to Edinburg. I saw j your sister's sweet rcsideuee on the i Clyde-herc we have met our mutual friends Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Middle- ? ton, &c.' Robert, (whose descendants j have been, for nearly a century, resi- j dents of Sumter County,) lived to be a j most conspicuous figure. lu addition to his most excellent means brought with him from Scotia, ho acquired fine possessions, as has been before men? tioned. These, together with his ad? mirable abilities, high personal charac? ter, aod splendid physique, created for tim a commanding position at George? town, S. C., and elsewhere, both an? tecedent to, and during the war with England; as witness, the following proofs of his activity in the service of the colonists : Commission, dated July 1st, 1773, j Capt. Robert Heriot, as Capt. of Light Infantry, in a Regiment of Foot, Col. j Job Rothmahler, Commanding. (Signed) WM. BULL, Thirteenth year of his Majesty's reign. Order, dated Dec. 2d, 1775, Capt. j Robert Heriot ordered to impress a j vessel to bear arms in defence of George j Town : (Signed) HENRY LAURENS. Presdfc. of the Council of Safety. Commission, dated April 29th, 1776, as Capt. of Light lufantry in Regiment commanded by Col. Daniel Horry. (Signed) JOHN RUTLEDGE. I would mentioned here incidentally, that in an order now before me, ad? dressed to Capt. Heriot, and in the hand-writing of the great Rawlins, ' dated, at Chas. Town, 4th February, j 1779-Heriot is spelled Harriotte. a ; modification far exceediug tbe supposed j change mentioned, at the outset of this article. Commission, dated April 28th, 1779, Robert Heriot, Lieut. Col. of the lower Craven County Regiment commanded by Col. Archibald McDonald. (Signed) JOHN RUTLEDGE. The remaining papers, in the mouldy ! package are interesting specimens of the penmanship of Gen. Natu Green, Col. Wm. Washington (iuteliigeutly expressed and perfectly legible,-Tarle? ton to the contrary !) and of Gov. Mathews, and others-of which, that of Gov. Mathews, is perhaps the most valuable, for which Geo. Green, in ? writing from Philadelphia, Oct. 19th, j 1783, 'recommends to Col. Heriot's j civilities, Count dal Varnc, a nobleman of Milan ;' Gov. Mathews expresses, i 'thanks and compliment, to Col. Heriot for his indefatigable zeal and efficiency, as a soldier.' Such is something of the purport of the Commissions and of some ' of tuc letters addressed to Col. Heriot. ! In many cases, the signatures alone are ; brimful of interest, and yet, there still lies open before me, a very old pocket-1 book, made of fine parchment, the cou- ? tents of which, have still withstood the ? stealthy wear and tear of over a hun- j died years, would that I could re-pro- i duce a fae simile I GUARD SULLIVAN'S ISLAND. 1st July, 1775. j Capt. Heriot's Volunteer Comp, of ! Light Infantry having been ia the j service of this colony for a month, and j a relief ordered for them, they are j therefore to return to their owu homes, j and will in their turn march again in j defence of Liberty, and the noble cause I iu which we are engaged. WM. MOULTRIE 1). IIORRY, Col. ? Upon this is the following endurse- j ment. N. B. The relief afforded this day. The next paper is addressed to 'Mr. \ R. Heriot/ and is expressed in these j words. 'Major Wemyss's Compliments to j Mr. R. Heriot, is now writing a letter | to Lord Cornwallis requesting an addi- ! tion to his leave, which Mr. W. hopes i will be granted, is exceedingly sorry j for the distress of his family. The let- i ter will be ready in half an hour, if Mr. ; Heriot will send for it. Weduesday morning. Then follows this document in writ- j ?og- I 'Lord Cornwallis has been pleased to \ permit Lt. Colonel Heriot to visit his ! family at George Town, and to be ab- j sent from thc Island fourteen days j from the date hereof, (adhering strictly to his parole during that time) at the ! expiration of which he is to comply ! with all the terms of his present parole. | A. Ross, Aide dc Camp. ! Headquarters, 18th July, 1780. The next paper is thus worded. Lt Col. Heriot having permission from the Commandant of Charles Town, is commissioned to remain at George | Town until further orders, adhering ; strictly in thc meantime to his parole. ? 1 hereby give him my permission to : visit his plantation on Waccamaw, : with the approbation of thc commanding : officer of the Militia at George Town, j JOHN SANDERS, Capt. Comm'g G. Town. George Town, Fcbry. 19th, 1781. Th eu follows. 'Col. Robert ciiot is exempted from bearing arms. HUGH HORRY, Lt. Col. Aug. 4th, 1781. And beneath this thc following : 'I certify that Col. Heriot sub? scribid to my regiment of Cavalry, and ! was allowed by Gen. Marion an ex- , emption from duty. PKTER HORRY, Lt. Got Comm'g Ecg 7 Cra. Cou Cav'y. (George Town, March 29th, 1782.) The last paper contained in this venerable pocket-book, is thus ex pressed : 'By order of Brigadier Gen. Marion, ; Lieut. Colonel Heriot Commanding thc j lute Sea Coast. Regiment formed out of, ; and again incorporated with tho lower j Cravin County Regiment of Militia, is considered a Supernumerary officer of ? of said Regiment, and is to act accord- j ingly. HUGH HORRY, Lt. Col. Comm'g R. C. Co. Regiment. j 1st February. 1782. Upon a mourning brooch, the care- j fully guarded treasure of Col. Heriot's i grcat-grand-daugbter, stands thcsuppos ed figure of bis son-John Oulfield Heriot-in a dejected attitude, near i his father's tomb. Above the manso j leum is the inscription, 'Heu ! decesset dux juvente.' Upon thc reverse, is j written, Col. ll. H. ?bt. July 22d, 1702,' -it must be both grateful and pleasing to be able to look back for three gene? rations to this gallant 'Dux Juvente and it should bc a stimulus to deeds of heroism both in the Field and at the Fire-side. G. ????1 ?II-anjoii.nii i-*??'??lim rmHM An Island of Horrors. "How did you like tho country ?" asked a Cincinnati Enquirer reporter of a sailor just from Madagascar. "Like it ! Why, there isn't a re? deeming feature about it. Why it was enough to sicken one to see what the people eat there. In the market at Tamatava I have seen great heaps of small locusts dried and exposed for sale. They were about half roast? ed, made me sick to look at them. There are no roads-barely bridle? paths-th tough the woods, and travel is accomplished on foot or in palin quins-long bamboo poles borne on the shoulders of natives. The interi? or of the country is filled with dense forests, and during tho rainy season great quantities of decaying vegeta? ble matter are brought down. There is a great deal of lake and marsh on the coast and plains bordering on the sea, and these give risc to the Mala? gasy fever. The only remedies the natives use are hot baths and herbs, winch induce perspiration. Quinine is also used in large quantities. Why, you can judge of the unhealthful nessi of the country, for the French, who for years have tried to establish colo? nies there, called it 'the churchyard/ and the Dutch, who were equally un? successful, nick-named it 'the dead is land'." "Many wild animals about there?" "The woods are full of them ; vi? cious, venomous' serpents of the ex? traordinary size. Not snakes, but huge serpents-bodies as big as a man's and thirty or forty feet long; powerful enough to kill a horse or swallow an ox. They hang down from thc limbs in the forests and snatch up thc natives going along, and mak? ing a breakfast of one with as much unconcern as a fly taps a sugar cork. Near Andavaka Mcnarana is a deep cave called "The Serpents' Hole," and it is so full of them that they fre? quently drive the villagers all in doors. Then they have a sort of monkey there called the, 'aye-aye.' It has teeth like a chisel and a claw with a prong or hook on it. It lives on bugs that it digs out of the trees, anti then the rivers swarm with croco? diles, the biggest 1 ever saw. These the natives worship as water gods, and arc superstitious about killing them. They try to propitiate the creatures by prayers and throwing in | charms of odys, but their virtue is j owing to the noise and shouting and j beating the water with which the of? fering of the ody is always accom? panied. Why, these animals eat up all the sheep and hogs, and even lar? ger cattle that come anywhere near the banks ; and they don't refuse wo? men and children, who venture near. At Itasay, which is a fine lake, sixty miles west of the capital, the people believe that if a crocodile bc killed a human life will within a vcr}* short time be exacted by the monster's brother relatives as an atonement for the death. When I was there some Frenchmen shot several, and they had to leave the country at once, or the people would have murdered them The earth has wild cats, the air wild bees, sand-flies and mosquitos, as big as beetles, and whose sting hurts like a dog's bite. The ants arc the great? est pests 1 ever saw. They eat every article of provision or apparel ; scarce any precaution can elude their vigi? lance and cunning. They raise a hollow cylinder of earth perpendicu? larly toward their object, and through it, as by a ladder, they ascend by thousands. They are terrible pet sc? outers of the sick ; they will reach a bed in a night time, though hung at a distance from the ground, when their bite, like scalding water poured upon the skin, was more intolerable than the disease itself. The sand-flies and mosquitos wen; terrible plagues, j but nothing to compare with the wild bees, who would swarm in the bed? rooms and sting every intruder. Lo? custs come two or three times in the summer and eat up evciwthing green. But nature is so prolific here that in eight days the verdure will be all out again. There were baboons as big as good sized boys. There are two kinds of spiders whose bite is deadly. Une, a small black fellow, is called menarody. Those who are bitten fall into a swoon, and the bodies become as cold as ice. The other on?; is call? ed the loka, or crab-spider. The bite is followed by swelling, winch begins at thc part wounded and spreads through thc whole body. The ani? mal is maroon-colored, ano death en? sues in five hours. Tho women are dirty, burly headed creatures, blacker than coal, and wear simply a cloth, only the higher class wearing shoos. Some of their punishments are barba? rous in the extreme. Death is a com? mon punishment. Christians are thrown down the scraggy, rocky ? mountain, and their bones broken on the granite rocks beneath, while the dogs eat up their flesh. lu the reign of Ilanavalona the missionaries and j christians had a tough time of it. Why, 1 have seen them throw a priso? ner applied iu thc drill before ridging. The ridge is formed by running a light furrow on | each side of thc drill, lapping the dirt ! in the middle. These ridges are after- j wards knocked down nearly fiat, by draw- ? ing over thom from end to cud a toler? ably heavy pole, or board or piece of scantling, attached to shafts or small j polos for thc horse. Th ii is long ! enough to reach across two, three; some- I times over four ridges, and they arc j flattened so as to leave only a little j elevation to keep the seed out of water j ii: ease of a heavy rainfall before it J conies up. Sume dispense with ridges, I and lay the seeds fiat on tho surface, 1 only pressing them slightly with the I foot. This saves labor, hut as a rule j the rid??njr is best.. i\-r this the same ! plow is used for the furrows as for corn ; or other crops. Thc distance apart j varies considerably, ranging from ten I to twenty inches. Sixteen inches is a 1 fair distance for thc lou; in weeding. ? and for spread of vines on land of medium quality. An implement with j a wheel is pushed along the ridge, ? points or pins at given distances mark ing I he place on top of thc ridge for | the peas. Gare is taken not to have the I holes more than two inches deep. The ; pea, a single kernel in a place, is then dropped by hand and covered by car'.- j fully pressing a little soil upon it. The j land is left iu a smooth state for the first plowiug. Being a tropical plant, j the peanut requires warm sun all thc j j time. We have known it planted al! I I through the month of June, but it ? ; should generally be up and growing ! j by the first of that mouth. Cold, rainy ? j weather about tho timo cf planting is ' j very detrimental. Tho crop can be j ? and is already grown successfully much j further North thau Virginia.-Amcri- ; can A'j ri od turi.4 for May. Chinese Gordon. This remarkable man has once more j attracted to himself the eyes of the ? world, and everywhere people a?-e aux- i iously waiting to see the result of bis j operations in the Sjoudon. Of won-1 derful energy, greatability andundauot- j ed pluck, he has undertaken the task ! of quelliug tlie erneute of El Mahdi, the false prophet of the wild tribes of that i immense country. Having tried pacific I measures, he has been compelled at [1 last to resort to loree ; and, by the last accounts, was defeated by the insur? gen*?, owing to the treachery of two native Pashas, and is no.? cooped upi in Khartoum. Wc have great faith in his resources and imperturbable coolness, and if the Ministry will send te his assistance a few regiments of british troop?, he will teach the natives a lesson they will not soon forget. Chcsuey, tn his Miiitary Annals, gives us a vivid portraiture of the life, character and achievements of this extraordinary man. A soldier by j 1 instinct and training, his career in sub- j( duing (ho great Chiuese rebellion at fhe early agc of twentv-eight reads like a romance. From that time to a recent date he has been employed in military and diplomatic work by the English Government, and was selected oe account of his peculiar fitness for the diffiault task which he is DOW en? gaged in. The cause of the trouble in the Sou? dan is fully appreciated by him, and his advice to the Euglish government is to withdraw its protectorate aid. and leave the tribes to form their own gov? ernment, keeping only such forces there as will protect and secure the full advantage of the Suez Canal and the Ked Sea. From present appear? ances the government seems induced to follow his advice. Extortion, pil? lage, the slave trade and Egyptian treachery have caused the trouble and Gordon has no sympathy with or faith in thc Egyptians ns a people and has evidently a profound contempt for their government and their principles of gov? ernment. Betty's Prison Experience A Virginia correspondent scods the folio wit; g 'true* story : About five years ago Mrs. il-, of Amelia county, Virginia, had in her employment in thc capacity of nurse a colored girl named Betty. Betty was a delightful. frolicsome creature, abounding in anecdote, utterly irrespon? sible. ano1 entirely self-satisfied. Un? fortunately these excellent qualities were marred by a habit of thciviug. which was overlooked by her soft-heart? ed employer, who was. sad to relate, rather given to excusing any luck of morality which did not interfere with the bappiucss of thc denizens of the nursery. But, alas I ono fine morniDg poor Betty took twenty or thirty dollars from the pocket of a drunken Irishman. Through some law quibble, satisfactory to the jury and commonwealth's attor? ney, as thc man was asleep on the public highway, giggling, light-headed Betty was transferred from the Bcdmour nursery to the penitentiary at llich mond. There sue remained two years. One bright day in June the family was startled with screams of joy from the play-ground, and a shout of welcome from the back yard. Mrs. II-has? tened to the kitchen to find Betty sit tiug on thc table surrounded by an admiring colored throng, and holding two of her former charges in her arms. We have, high authority for re? ceiving thc prodigal, but to welcome a penitentiary con vict as though she were the hcroitie cf a romantic adventure was putting too high a premium on vice even for gentle Mrs. Il-. in as dignified a tone as the general hilarity permitted, she said. '1 hope now you've come from that dreadful place. Betty, you will try to be a bet? ter girl.' 'Miss Anua, honey, replied the utter? ly unsubdued unabashed culprit.,' pen? itentiary ain't so bad ez folks think ; you gits vittles thar, an* fire au' close ef you 'have yourself : but den, Miss Anua, cf you was togo thar, you must 'member to'haveyourself, an' den when y o u com e ' w ay d ey ge es y o u d o 1 la r an ' d ey o-ces you coat. No. Miss Anna, 'tain't bad whar I come from.' So the effort to improve the occasion by a moral drawn from past experience foll to the ground. 'Oh, Betty.' said John, a ten-year old scion of the house of li-, who gloated over adventures, and in his in? most heart envied Betty's superior ad? vantages, 'did they put you in a cell :?11 by yourself 'i and did yen have on chains- 'ob, Betty you did have on chains ?' 'Chains, indeed !' with a toss of her head. 'I slop' in a nice room, wid a nice colored lady, an' I ain't taste corn-bread se nco I iel' dis here house.' But what did the lady do to be put in tho neuitentiarv, Betty-did she i ! steal too: 'Now, honey, you mustn't crowd j ? mc : I don't know, but 1 hear folks say ! ( she "wine stay thar some tune, bbc j ear' her head mighty high, au' I ask j 1 no questions : but dey tell me she j burnt up her chilli:n-yes. Miss Anna, j , she burnt up tho of her ch i'll uti/ I * *Aud you st:iid ;:i tho cell with such i . a monster, and eau call her anice lady '. Oh. Betty !' 'Hi. Miss Anna, dey icaa h r cha? in,' she cud burn um up i f she choose' I , - Kui tor's Drawer, iu Harper s Moja- ? zinc J or May. 'What :s thc price of this axle j grease V asked a new clerk of a groee- j rv dealer ; 'there is no mark on it.1 j 'lt. depends on your cus'.omer. If he j asks ter axle grease charge him lo cents , a pound, but if he wants butter make it ; ? ?S cents. - Philadelphia Call. Pretty Girl and Masher. A very pretty giri, atHred in along seal dolman and carrying an alligator skin bag with initials in silver on the outside, stood at Vesey street and Broad way yesterday afternoon waiting for a Sixth avenue car. A youth' of about 21 or 22 years was also await? ing thc car, and he occasionally glanced at the pretty girl, who turtl? ed indignantly away from him. W hen the car stopped the youth stood at the back stop to assist the maiden to outer, but she wheeled about when she noticed his gallant intention and went in by the front door. The youth smiled languidly, entered car, and sat down opposite thc pretty girl, at the front window, whereupon she angrily turned and looked out at the horses. The conductor observed this panto? mime, and regarded the youth with a scowl. When 110 began to collect fares at the front end the young lady got out her purse, while the youth was feeling in his pocket, and paid her transportation fee. The youth handed the conductor a dime, with? out noticing that the pretty girl had paid, and said : "Two." The con? ductor handed him back 5 cents, with in ugly giar.ee, and the girl looked ?ardor at the horses than ever, where it the youth smiled with a great deal >f amusement. An old gentleman jot into the car and sat down near lie girl, and the conductor kept his >yes upon the youth. Other jassongeis entered and a policeman stood on the platform with the con? ductor. Presently the old man noticed that he youth kept bis eyes upon the netty girl, and smiled whenever she lared to turn her glance away from the window, and that her eyes fairly dazed with auger as she turned from lim. The conductor spoke to the policeman, and policeman, conduc? tor, old gentleman and dil the rest of ho passengers began to glare at the routh. The old gentleman was the irst to interfere. "What do you mean sir," he said, 'by annoying this young lady in that outrageous manner?" The you?h stopped smiling and ?aid softly : "If it isn't too much trouble, I'd be very much obliged if rou'd mind your own business." "You young puppy !" roared the old gentleman. "PH see to 3'on ! ['il see to you ! I'll see ii 3Toung la iies are to be publicly insulted by men ruffians os you arc ' Pl! make in example of you !" "Oh, don't ; please dotrt do anv? iling !" said the pretty girl, implor ngiy. "Please don't make a scene !" "My dear young lady," said the dd gentleman, gallantly, "you shall lot be embarrassed, I assure you, but [ have daughters myself, and it is a Juty I owe to tl ie public to make an jxample of this scamp. Conductor !" Thc conductor advanced very will ugly into the car, followed by the Doliccman, and all the passengers ;azcd at the youth, who only smiled nore broadly than ever. "Put this little puppy off the car," ?aid the old gentleman io the con Juctor. Thc conductor rang the bell, and said to the youth : "Come, now I get ifflhekyar." "What for?" asked the youth. "For mashinV7 replied the conduc? ir. "Come, now, start, or PH t'row" vcr off!" "If you touch mc," said the youth rery quietly. PH break your thick iea*d." Tho policeman had been anxious^ twaiting his opportunity, and now >aw his chance. "Well, you won't break my head," ie remarked, taking out his club, and ??bowing the conductor, the old gen .lernan, and the excited passengers ?side, while a crowd collected in thc ?treet ano looked in the car windows'. "?top, stop," screamed the pretty jill, throwing herself between the routh and tho officer. "Please don't mit him. He's my brother!" "What!" shouted thc policeman n a tone of intense disgust. "What!" echoed the conductor, .he old gentleman, thc driver, and the .cst of tiie passengers. "Yes, she's my sister," asserted he youth, sealing himself beside her. 'And you're all a pack of iufernal diots," he added. "I don't believe it," the old gen leman said' after a breathless pause. ' What were yon treating each other n that manner for if you were broth ;r and sister ?" "Alic's a little mad because I vouldn't take her to the circus this iftcrnoon, that's all," replied the .(.nth. "And Pm-Pm awfully ashamed if it, too," said the pretty girl, be rinning to cry. "And I think you're m awfully stupid old thing to make inch a fuss," she added, passionately, o the old gentleman. "Perhaps," suggested the youth to ho conductor, who, with the police nan, si ill gazing speechlessly upon hem ; "perhaps," as you've stopped ibout a dozen cars behind you, if you ?lionld ring that bell and start thc procession, the funeral may get up to Eleventh street in thc course of the iftcrnoon." The conductor, utterly crushed, .mg the boll. The policeman looked oolish. The old gentleman seemed lOpelessly cast down, and the other >asscngers have not ceased yet to congratulate themselves that they did lot get an opportunity to take part in he controversy.-Ar. P. Times. In the case of Hallet Kilbourn t gainst Sergeant-at-A rm s Thompson he jury rendered a verdict in favor of iiilbouVn et ?:>7.ooU "What a comical looking pup your black-and-tan is since you bobbed his tail," remarked Oldboy. "Yes," said Young Hy son, patting the dog's head, "he's a good deal of a wag." And it was so. "Do yen think that I would make a very attractive angeri'' said a 6?m Young man, with very large ears, to a young lady- "Well, no," she replied, pointing to his i m mose years ; "I think jour wiu?? are a little too h??h up."