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THE TK?E SOUTHRON, Established 9vhS? 1866/
l?g. 2, 1881.1
SUMTER, S. C., TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1883.
New Series-Vol. II. No. 27.
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p9t ^t?r tb*t jBMtks ?be^faffing lover ;
%T?Mf mp o'er tbt ttemof tbe o?d canoe.
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KafttrW ere wild ?nd tbe eddies ere
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o'er tbe rocking {
M b?*?* * ?heferoken tide,
tat 4he faces and boots sere, ITO,
s ?Utrowed from the old! canoe.
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; hstow rn tbe siaggisb tide,
that I S?M? tbe jrsTer grown,
ssa** tba* I best bara szieerr tone,
bands that teat lo tbe tight skiff
faariBat w|tb sterner thirgs ;
lo thiak of tbe bonis that sped,
wt?re tbe waves Asir white
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October 2?,1882.]
Washington
Baacroft and Everett were
.v-e5ee, tbe iatf-fiamed told bow aller be
md?*Tt<f*?*\t*n Ambassador had
?? hmm pswlnM? Her Majesty Queen
I Victoria, Lord Melboorne ?utioated
tint they woold be expected to join
ros game of whist with the Dueness
I of Kent. 'I play bat a very poor I
csa** myself/ ?aid Melbourne; 'io
. anet, f .earcery understand it ; bu t the
l?fate^>?5.????ryfotH^offt., 'Andi/
l?l tie IfewpbKtag to Everett, ?amV
^"^gjE^^ ^ cbattce
iesrofc? yo?r forbearance io adranceV
-T t<b wWeb tbe fresmoaa (tavoy replied
tint bwiww very tittle of tbe game
?hiecHL At be pot it, three digni?
fies! personages, dad in gorgeoo* at*
ore, were solemnly going to play a
gase tbey imperfectly understood
a?dfor which none of ihem cared in
4be least. Upon reaching the
Itacneasa apartments the ambaasa
tes were formally preaented and
then, at her invitation, sat down to
ajay. Af aoon aa the cards were
deer,* letfy-in-weiting placed! herself
ai tbe back of the Bacheas and tbe
saater said : ' Yonr ?xceltenciea will
escoaa sae if L rely opon tbe advice of
saw friend here, for I moat confess
tibbt I am really a very poor player.'
This was almost too mach for
Everet's gravity ; * gravity undia
torbed fef tbe rest of the evening,
jfawebe frond playing whist auder
eocb conditions inexpressibly dall
find playing an un
^dad work when he lost
[doable dummy whist to
Paris dab: fie paid
tbe best grace im
ly remarking that he
tbe game and it
a bad investment
next night he met the
, played high, played
\e? long, and rose from
w matt by ?30,000.
be wbea tbe game
candle, Lord Bacoos
?ver nave been tempted
on tbe cards; for,
weakness of bis play,
red anything like
One evening, at the
'arliament was agitating
j Empress-sh i p of India,
sat down to whist
of Wales and asked
'What poinw, ?ir V 'Ob, ?
pl naso/ was the
tbe Premier's look
, Bernai Osborne
sir, tbe Premier,
would rather have croton points !'
The Prince, takiug the joke ?nd the
hint, altered the stakes accordingly.
Marlborough was not above playing
for smaller stakes, though perhaps the
Great Captain did not play high out
of fear of his loving Sarah, who had'
a tongue and knew how to use it ;
like the lady whose liege lord con*
; trived that she should not more than
? suspect the secret of his bad boura,
until, coming home at 6 in the morn?
ing tired out with 'attending on a
sick friend/ h? dosed at the break
fest table and solemnly passing the
j bread, said : 'Cut !' 'That's your sick
friend, ia it ?' exclaimed the wife ; and
what followed may be imagined.
! : A card haling wife caa upon oc?
casion set ker ?era pi es aside. Soon
after the close of the secession war
General Forrest and his wife stopped
ata hotel in Memphis, and upon ex?
amining-their purses found the sum
tota! ^of their wealth amounted to
$7.30. The General, being due that
evening at a house where poker was
sure to be played, proposed that he
should tempt fortune to the foll ex
I tent of bis means, and asked his wife
to pray for his success. She -would
not promise, but he felt she was for
him and knew how it wo c id be. Let
him tell the rest hf?beif.
'They had tables^ one was a quar?
ter-dollar table, one a half and one a
dollar and a hal? I wanted to make
my $7 last as long asl could make it,
so I sat down to the quarter table.
By dinner-time I had won enough to
do better, and after we had eaten sat
down ^o the doUarand-a-batf table.
Sometimes I won, and then again I'd
loose, anti! nigh upon midnight, when
I bad better lock. ^1 knew Mary iras
sitting op anxious, and it made 'me
cool. I set my bat on the floor, and
every time I won Fd drop the money
in the hat I sat there until day
broke, and then I took my hat up in
both bands, smashed it on my head
and went home When I got to my
room there sat Mary in her gown.
She seemed tired and anxious, ?nd
though she looked mighty hard at me,
abe didn't say a word. J walked
right to her and emptied my bat right
into the lap of ?er gown, and then sat
down add counted it. Just $1,500
even, and that gave me a start.'
. The wife of Bishop Beadon loved
whist so weil that wheo the prelate
told one of fais clergy ir^he^was able
to sit ap half the night playing whist
itt the Bath Rooms he must be weB
enough co do duty at home, the inva?
lided one silenced bim with : 'My
Loni, Mts. Beadon would tell you
that Ute whist acts as a tonic or
restorative to dyspeptic people with
weak nerves.' The Bishop's better
half would have sympathized with
Goldsmith's old lady, who, lyiug sick
unA death, played cards with the
curate to pass the time away, and
after winning all his money, had just
proposed to play for her funeral
charges when she expired.
There hare been stranger stakes
still. In 1735, when Henry and
James Trotter sat down at the Salmon
Inn, Chester-le-Street, to play a game
of cards against Robert Thomas and
Thomas Ellison, the latter pair staking
5s. and toe former a child, the son of
a Mr. and Mrs. Leesh, who, gave up
their boy to the winners. ? travel?
ler ia New Zealand, spending a night
in a squatter's but, was invited to cut
in -for a robber of whist. As be took
bia seat be inquired : 'What points?'
bis partner responded in a tone sig?
nificant .of surprise at such a ques?
tion : 'Why, the usual game, of course
-sheep points, and a bullock on thc
robber.'
Unless Espartero and his foe Maro ta
are much belied, more momentous is?
sues were decided by the cards in a
lone farmhouse at Berga ra, where
they privately mel; to arrange a truce
between their respective forces. No
sooner did Espartero enter the room
than the carlist chief challenged' him
to a game at tressiiio-a challenge the
Christino commander accepted with
alacrity. Espartero first won all
Marota's rooney, then his own con?
ditions for the truce, article by article,
and finally the entire submission of
the Carlist army. Within twenty
four boura Marota bad paid bis debt
.nd the first Carl ist war was at an
end.
A Mr. Purdy, as the end of his
bachelorhood drew nigh, let his old
cronies know it was his intention to
forswear card-playing after perpetra?
ting matrimony. They thereupon
put their heads together, and a day or
two after the wedding, invited him to.
a little dinner at Delmonico'?, at
which be was to receive a $300 silver
service. Dinner done aod the pre?
sentation made, the party made them?
selves and their guest merry over
some excellent wine, and, when they
thought the time had come proposed
a game of poker, and after a little
hesitation Purdy gave in 'just for this
once.V His hosts had fixed things'
nicely, and calculated upon winning
the price of their wedding gift, the din?
ner and tho wine. The game went on
till long after daylight appeared, but
by that time the intended victim had
cleaned every one of them out, be?
sides retaining lawful possession of
the silver service.
Even the sharpest of sharpers may
meet more than his match. Robert
Houdin happening to saunter into a
Continental casino where a Greek
was reaping a rare harvest at ecarte,
looked on quietly until a seat became
vacant and then dropped into it. The
Greek, dealing dexterously, turned a
king from the bottom of the pack.
When the deal came to Houdin he
observed : 'When I turn kings from
the bottom of the pack I always do it
with one band instead of two, it is
quite aa easy and much more elegant.
See I here comes his majesty of dia?
monds And up came the card.
The cheat started at the.conjurer for a
moment and then rushed from the
place without waiting to possess him?
self of his hat, coat or stakes.
Another of the fraternity, after win?
ning ten games at ecarte in succes?
sion, tried his fortune against a new
opponent, and still his luck held. He '
had made four points, and dealing, ;
turned up a king and won. 'My luck
it wonderful,' said he. 'Yes/ said
his adversary, 'and all the more won?
derful since I have the four kings of
thc pack in my pocket and the pro?
fessor of legerdemain laid them on the
table.
'I remember/ said a gentleman who
had travelled in Russia, 'being at a
ball given by the Empress to the late
Emperor, on his birthday. 1 was
playing at ecarte when the Emperor,
who was wandering about came be?
hind me to watch the game. My ad?
versary and I were both at four, and
it was my deal. 'Now,' said the Em?
peror, 'let us see whether you can
turn up the king V I dealt, and theo
held up the turn-up card, observing,
'Your orders, sir, have been obeyed.''
A dozen times afterwards the Empe?
ror asked me how I managed it ; and
he never would believe that it was a
mere hazard, and that I had taken the
chance of the card being a king.'
The Czar was as much astonished
at the result of his remark as the young
gentleman who, looking over a pret?
ty girl's shoulder while she was play?
ing cards, observed, 'What a lovely
hand !' 'You may have it, if you want
it,' murmured she ; and all the rest of
the evening he waa- wondering what
her intentions were.
The Day Boarder.
'You take a woman,' broke io the
day boarder, 'you take a woman on
the war path and it just beats all how
deceitful she can be.' Here he
flourished his fork over the foundation
of what had been a noble pile of buck?
wheat cakes with a sort of 'come to
my arms love' air which made the
landlady shove them away out of his
reach.
'What do you mean by being on the
war path V inquired the blonde dress?
maker.
'Gunning for a husband-after
matrimonial scalps. I boarded at a
private house in Omaha last summer,
and the woman who superintended
things was ouly hired by the real own?
er to run it, bat you wouldn't think to
i look at her but what she owned the
whole city and had a two-thirds in?
terest in the bank. She was just old
business. She wasn't high fdr looks,
though ; so ugly in the face that cats
wouldn't stay in the house. One day
a clerk in the post office came to
board with us and we ail took a ten
story dislike to him the minute he
squared himself at the tabre.. But he
wasn't there more'n a week before the
boys put up a job ou him. After
meals we used to pick our teeth in the
Iront parlor and loaf around five or
ten minutes, and every day we'd say
something about the splendid lay out
the landlady had in the way of town
property and personal effects, and
what a catch she was and how much
money she laid by in the bank every
month, and how long she had been a
widow., and how economical she was,
and suggest that she wouldn't be as
bad looking if she would put on a
clean dress once in a while and get
some lunar caustic and burn off a
couple of seed warts aTongside her
nose. The postoffice clerk swallowed
all this guff like a tripe-eater with a
moibid appetite and gaped for more,
and it was as much as five or six of
us could do to keep him filled up, he
seemed to pine for it so much.
'He began to dislike some of us
boarders early in the day, he was .that
jealous of us, and we could hear him
muttering to himself going up to his
room how that such and such a one
of us would have to leave when be
came to run the house and when one
of us would guy him at the table he
would choke op and glare at him as
thongh he wanted to say 'That's -all
right now, but you'll have to trot
when I hold the ribbons.' Well the
first thing we knowed he popped the
question, was accepted on the spot,
and it leaked out and we all congratu?
lated the poor devil, and they were
married the next sunday, and right
away after the ceremony he tackled
me just as I was going down the front
steps and said :
'I guess I'll have to git yon to give
up your room after this week. You
ain't very pretty, anyway, no great
shakes for utility and I hale to see
you standing around like a bump on a
log, and eating like a parcel of swine,
Yes, I guess you'll have to go. I can
rent the room easy enough to a gen?
tleman.'
I told him be must be drunk or
crazy ; that he hadn't any control
over the house, and he said ' What !
You scuffling parasite !' and just then
his wife came out all dressed up in
her ancient toggery with a big carpet
Back in her hand and a water-proof
cloak on her arm, and said if it was
alt the same to him they would go
out and look up some rooms to rent
and then the postoffice clerk said
'What !' again and tried to smile, but
he looked sicker'u a boss and his knee
pans rattled together like a window
sash in a cyclone.
'The mistress of the house told me/
said the new wife 'that I would have
to dig out as soon as I got married/
but she gave me an old lounge up in
the back attic for a weddin' present.
'Why-why, hain't you the owner
of this house, the landlady V chat?
tered the postoffice official.
'No, I was only a housekeeper.'
'Well, suffering Lazarus!' said the
clerk, 'you've gone and fried a pretty
mess of fish, you-you-1 and he ,
drawed back to strike her in the face,
but I caught his arm, and the boys
come out and we rolled him down the
steps to the side-walk, and kicked him
up the street a couple of blocks and
left him there to work his way back
to the house as best he could. Yes, |
you take a woman on the war path '
and she's as deceitful as a house fly
in the fruit cake.'-Cheek.
The thickest skull on record is an I
Ohio negro's. A bullet was fired at <
him from a 44-calliber revolver, st a j
distance of only five feet, and struck
him squarely in the back of the head, ?
It was a cold day for that bullet, lt i
dropped on the floor flatter thad i
a pancake while the negro's skull
remained intact, and he turned on his . !
assailant and slugged bim io true Sui- j ?
li van style. ]
Bagging a Bull-Elephant
Exciting Sport with* Jambo that Tore
Up Nine-inch Tree* Like Reeds.
A correspondent of the Gape
Times gives the following account
of an elephant shooting expedition
undertaken by four Europeans from
the neighborhood of Knysna ; 'The
party entered the forest and after
crossing numerous spoors finally
came upon that of a veritable patri?
arch, which they followed for about
an hour; but the old gentleman's
wanderings becoming too tortuous
and intricate the party decided on
taking a straight course through the
forest towards the sea. Finding
traces of a numerous herd, the spoor
of these was followed until about
twelve of our canine assistants in the
proceedings lifted up their voices
and announced the vicinity of the
mighty game. As a warning of
approaching danger, such an expres?
sion of feeling on their part was
hardly necessary, as the noise of fall?
ing trees, the cracking of brushwood
and the shrill and peculiar trumpe
tings of these huge creatures was
quite sufficient to cause every one
who had not already raised himself
to a safe elvation to wish that he
bad devoted some of his idle hours
to practising the art of climbing.
Such a serious view of the
case was hardly necessary this
time, however, as the herd
scampered off, leaving one of their
number, a fine bull, to square matters
with his tormentors. The party then
rushed forward each anxious to se?
cure for himself the best chance of a
shot, but their ardor was somewhat
chilted by a sudden and angry trum?
peting on the part of the elephant,
which always indicates that he is in
the act of charging. Then followed
a succession of extraordinary manou?
vres on his patt, the huge brute tear?
ing up trees, (some of them actually
nine inches in diameter. Two of the
party had just gained a friendly
branch for the purpose of reconnoi?
tering, when the elephant persecuted
by the dogs charged straight up to
thc tree and stood right under the
branch upon which they were stand?
ing. In this position it was consid?
ered inadvisable to fire, as if death
had not been instantaneous the ele?
phant might have easily caught them.
Almost immediately the elephant was
seen coming straight towards the
party. On he came in good style and
after a fashion that left little doubt as
to his intentions. There was no cov?
er of any kind so the party stood
their ground. The elephant was
now, within less than twenty yards
distance and one of the party fired
but the shot failed to stop him. The
matter was getting rather serious ; he
was now within eight yards, making
straight for the party. Another gpn
tleman, who was armed with a double
gun of powerful calibre, now fired
but having only an imqerfect footing
on the stump the recoil pushed him
off and he fell right in the enemy's
way. His shot though splendidly
aimed, passed as was afterwards as?
certained, through the elephant's
trunk, snd glancing off under the ear
did him little actual damage. He
was now within a stride of the stump
upon which all were standing The
others who seemed to be reserving
their fire too long, now let him have
it and six ballets were pot into him ;
these told, he turned outside of the
tree and stubbornly retreated. So
close did he pass that almost every
one of (be party could have touched
him with their rifle. As he retreated
the gentleman who fell had recovered
himself, and gave him a parting shot
in the side, the result of which was
a perceptible stagger on the part of
the elephant, and was the first symp?
tom he had yet shown of getting the
worst of it. He now charged
at the dogs, and having covered a
distance of about thirty yards was
again brought to bay ; this time he
received a volley of bullets and dis?
played as much indifference about
the matter as if he only received a
shower of mealies. Up tofthis he show?
ed great coolness and command of
temper. Another volley at about fif?
teen yards' distance effected a
wonderful change. Then commenc?
ed such terrific screams and yells of
rage-the brute knocking over every?
thing he came in contact with-as
surpass description. He was now
thoroughly aroused ; the firing . be?
came general and it was every roan
for himself Right and left he charg?
ed, the thick bush giving away before
him like bulrushes before the wind.
His course could be easily seen by
the swinging motion of the trees as
he pushed by them or smashed them
beneath his feet. This, the first real?
ly serious exhibition of temper on his
part caused the entire party to draw
together. They took up a position
between two small trees, upon an
old stump about eighteen inches
high. It took ten more shots to finish
him. He made his last stand at the
foot of a large yellowwood tree against
which the sagacious brute leaned for
support. Three times he charged
from this tree, and as many times re?
turned. He was now showing signs
of weakness and his trumpeting be?
came less frequent. Collecting all
his strength, he made another rush
for bia enemies. This time he was
bit hard ; he staggered, trumpeted
once more, and with a tremendous
yell sank heavily to the ground and
died in a few seconds. He had twen?
ty-seven bullets buried in him.
-_^?,-?*. -
Did you erer think, asks a Paris
paper, how many male and female an?
cestors were required to bring you into
the world ? First, it was necessary that
yon should have a father and a mother
-that made two human beings. Each
of them had a father and a mother
that makes four human beings. Each
af those four must have had a father
ind mother-that make* eight human
being?. And so we must go back fifty
six generations, which brings us only
Lo the time of Jesus Christ. Thc cal-,
culation thus resulting shows that
139,245,017,489,534,970 births must
have taken place in order to bring you I
into the world!-you, who read these i
linea. I
A Story of a Quarter,
An Old Sea Captain Who Found a
Wonderfvl Difference "Atwixt
Women."
'I gave you a quarter, sir,' said an
elderly woman with au acid smile last
Saturday, as she glanced through ber
glasses at an old sea captain who had
just doposited ber fare in the cash box
of a Madison avenue stage. He started
ap and rushed to the box just in time to
see the quarter disappear through the
trap. He turned around in confusion
and said that be didn't notice the money,
and that he thought it was all right.
Then be hammered at the glass opening
for tbe driver, and asked for twenty
cents in change, but the driver wanted j
to know how he was going to get dowo j
into the box and get out the quarter, j
He was sure he wasn't going to pay it !
out of his own pocket, and trust to luck j
to get it back from the company. If i
the passenger wanted it she could go to
the office and get it.
The old mariner said, 'Blast your
eyes, if you be so mean, 111 pay for my
mistake/ and he began to fish in his
pockets for the money, while the woman
looked like a picture of injured inno?
cence, aod asked another passenger in a
bitter tone of voice if the one who bad ?
taken her quarter was not connected
with the company.
'Me? exclaimed the honest old blun?
derer, whose confusion was increasing
because he could not find bis change.
'Bless you, I don't belong on land. Til
pay you back this money, though ; but
I don't believe I've got a cent.'
He completed his vain' search, and,
picking out an old memorandum book,
asked her for her name and address,
saying that he would call there that
night and leave the money.
'Oh, never mind,' said she in a minc- j
ing way ; 'it only teaches me a lesson. |
Hereafter I'll pay my own fare.'
'Oh, I'll bring you the money, ma'am, j
I just happen to be out of it now,' and
he placed the memorandum book upon
his knee and said politely. 'What's the
name? I'll get the money to you.'
'Oh, well/ she said, 'let it go. It's
all right. I've learned a lesson. I'll
pay my own fare hereafter.'
She repeated this several times with
an air of one who know she had beeu !
swindled, and wanted others to know it.
The old Captain, with flushed cheeks,
asked again for her name, aud she at j
length gave it, but as a parting shot,
repeated that she had learned a lesson.
'Well, ma'am,' he said. *I am ready j
to make all amends, but I get a lesson j
too ; and while I'm not a saying wbat j
it is so much, I've got it all the same.' j
A pretty young woman, with eyes j
that began to snap beneath the shade of j
a big fur hat, could not repress her de- i
light at this, and she said, in the soft?
est tone of voice, to thc old Captain :
.I'll tell you, sir, what to do. We'll
collect all the fares that come into the ?
stage now until we make up this sum,
and that will save you further trouble.'
The old Captain took off his hat and
looked volumes of thanks. He was too j
happy to speak, and he kep an eager
lookout. 'Fiere's one coming, he said.
The stage stopped, and a well-dressed j
woman got io and opened a sealskin j
purse. The young girl explained what I
had happened, and the new passenger j
said. 'Why, certainly.' Five cents !
went into the purse of the woman with j
an acid smile. 'Fifteen cents more, j
now,' said the old Captaio. shaking his i
head, 'and we're safe.' He sighted two j
more passengers, and his glee increased.
They both laughed heartily in sympathy ?
with the joy of the old Captaio, as he !
saw his debt decreased to five cents.
The remainder was soon collected from
another passenger, and finally the in?
jured woman alighted without a softened
glance or a parting courtesy. The old
Captain looked after her and said.
'That wor a stress of weather. I didn't
go to do it, but I'd got her money to
her this night. I didn't tell her the
lesson I learned, but I hope she ll re-1
member the one she learned.'
There was a laugh, and as thc young
woman who first suggested the way out1
of the difficulty was about to leave, she
smiled a good-by at the hearty old j
marineer, and he took off his hat and
said. 'Thank you. Merry Chris'nias, j
miss/ Then he leaned over and said :
in a hoarse voice to a man sitting op ?
posite :
'What a difference there is 'atwixt j
women ; wonderful, ain't it?*-N. Y.
Sun.
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A Man Without Fear.
'Bravery !' an old British officer of j
marines said lately, when talking over
the newspaper reports of the daring of ?
some of our soldiers in Egypt; 'very!
often bravery only means Satan getting j
into you, for the time. You lose your j
head-and your fears. Now, the brav- !
est man I ever knew was a convicted j
thief. He oad smuggled himself into j
the marines somehow, without letting it j
be known that be was a ticket-of-leave .
man. My lieutenant had once to take ;
my men on shore to garrison temporarily
a small fort near Girgenti, near Sicily '. i
among them was the ex-thief. Hardly
were our men landed and in command i
of the guns, than two of the enemy's ;
ships hove in sight, and soon they were j
launching a landing party under cover j
of the ship's guns. We were but a
handful and no match for the boatsfull
attacking us. Our fire was kept up ;
steadily, but so was the fire from the j
ships. The men in the forts were drop- j
ping fast. The thief had a leg smashed. 1
At last-I am forced to confess it-the
two or three marines who still had
whole skins took to their heels into the 1
scrubwood behind. Poor chaps, there
was some excuse. Certain death was i
crawling up the hill upon them iu that j
landing party, which neared the ram- I
part with rounds of cheers. 'Shame !' |
cried thc thief after his running com?
rades ; and up he pot. loaded a gun, and
fired it right in tho enemy's face, just
two seconds before a sword thrust put
him forever out of pain from his broken j
leg. The man had always been a sneak?
ing fellow on board, and we were sur?
prised enough at the heroism of his
end. When his loss was reported ?
home, it came out, through some rela- .
tive, that he was a convict. Poor !
wretoh ! he made a plucky ending, at j
any rate I*
A Boom in the Matrimonial
Market.
Our statistics of marriages in the
State are of course liable to modifica?
tion by the official tabulation of the
census, but we will hold until other?
wise persuaded that the number of
! weddings in South Carolina has in
I creased in a ratio far greater than the
yield of the corn and oat crops and
the augmentation of manufacturing
establishments. And, as the mar?
riages pile up their glowing records,
we find that the untenanted houses in
the ?tate correspondingly shrink in j
numbers.
As regards the priority of the va- j
rious counties in this matter we
should conclude that Anderson, Ab-1
neville, York and Marion are in the j
forefront of marital progress, with i
Oconee, Lancaster, Lexington and j
a dozen other counties close |
seconds in the race. The Pee !
Dee section, we are gratified to state,
show8a really surprising increase,
which is probably greater than that of i
any other quarter of South Carolina.
Returns from several counties-no?
ticeably Horry, Clarendon and Beau?
fort-are quite incomplete ; but we j
have no reason to judge that the epi
demie has overlooked them, and i
must attribute their apparant back- j
wardnes8 to the impossibility of find- j
ing space in the local papers for all of i
the announcements. Supplements to
the journals of those counties will, we
are sure, be soon issued to catch up
with the accumulated sweetness of
these delayed advertisements. A
significant feature of the situation is
the fact that in Oconee, Greenville
and other counties of the Piedmont
region the local supply of preachers
bas proven entirely inadequate to the j
demand of matrimonial solemnization,
as is shown by the calling in of trial
justices to assist, to the extent of say
29 per cent. Taken in connection
with the large emigration of negroes
from various counties, these facts af?
ford plausible reason for the expecta?
tion that in a very few years South
Carolina will have a comfortable white
majority. And there is no broader
sign of prosperity in the old State
than this widespread investment in
marriage, for it shows that the young
men feel themselves wealthy enough
to support wives, and that the deli?
cate sense of the young women has
coincided, coyly but heartily, in this
conclusion. It tells of good crops
and good salaries, and expresses a
confidence in the future of the State
which could in no other way be so
eloquently expressed.-News and
Courier.
Wholesome Advice to Young
Men.
NEW YORK. January 20.-Robert J.
Burdette, of The Burlington Haickeye,
delivered a lecture, entitled 'Advice to
a Young Men,' at Association Hall last
evening.
'I have had a great deal of advice,' j
he said, 'given me by older people than j
myself. In many instances I know I j
would have beeu much wiser had I fol- j
lowed that advice. When a boy I was !
told to keep away from the canvas of j
the circus tent, but I didn't. I am :
wiser now. Although a circus man's j
arm is not as swift as lightning, yet it i
is mach more likely to strike twice in j
the same place. Young men, you must ;
be somebody to begin with. I dem't
mean by this that you must be born of '
some big family, for ancestry don't !
count for much in this country. If you j
have got the idea into your head that it
does, you ought to be stuffed and set :
up in front of a cigar store. When the j
world wants you, my soo, it will find
you. It won't ask who you grandfather
was, for it don't care. People soon
forget the names of the ancestors bf
distinguished people in this country. I
don't believe there is a man present
here to-night who can tell me the name
of Brigham Young's mother-in-law.
[Laughter.] Make up your mind to do
a great desi of hard work. It won't
kill you. It's the intervals between
work that kills people. It's after one
of these 'intervals' that you wake up
and find your bat four sizes too small
and your coat several sizes too big. It's
the recreation that kills. Ob, but it's
only once in a while, you say-a very
small matter. Well, although a bum?
ble-bee is not as large as a dray horse,
you mustn't haodlc him carelessly.
Then try to get acquainted with your?
self. A good many men die without
having scraped an acquaintance with j
themselves. If you are going to be j
honest from policy don't be honest at
all. The kind of honesty that can be
bought and sold isn't worth much.
Don't believe that cheek is better than j
modesty or merit, because it isn't. If ;
you never do anything else in the world, |
marry. Don't be afraid your wife won't j
look after you. You'll find she will be j
able to do that to perfection.'
How the Montreal Girls Dress.
*I roust tell you how these girls
dress," said a New York woman to uer
husband. 'First they start with flannel
from head to foot-and such flannel !
Why, it's an eighth of an inch thick. ?
Then they go o?v like other women, ex- j
cept that they put on more skirts, aud ;
usually a quilted one that's hotter than j
a wood fire. Theu they put on a dress,
and over that a chamois jacket that fits ;
like a shoe in the mud. Then they put
ribbed woolen stockings over their
stockings, and arctics over shoes. They
don't care any more about the looks of j
their feet thau the St. Louis women do.
Then they put on knit wristlets, then
gloves, then a fur or cloth dolman, ?
then a fur cap, and finally a coil of j
worsted comforters. When they are j
dressed, if they are hurled at a speed of j
a mile a minute from a toboggan they
are unhurt. If they fall through the ;
ice they are not wet If the therraom- ?
etcr drops to fifteou below, they read of j
it at the time.
'Didn't you tell me, tir, you could !
hold thc plow V said a farmer to an ;
Irishman who he had taken on trial, i
'Arran, be aisy now,' said pat; 'How i
the deuce eau ? hold it and two horses
drawing it away from me ? But give ?
it to mc in thc barn, and be jabbers I'll j
hould it wid anybody/
[For the Watchman and Southrou.]
A Chapter on Bees.
Now that the time has come when
every one 19 studying economy, the
farm, the fireside, both alike are strain?
ed to find the best and easiest mode of
making or saving money, it is strange
that we in the South have not studied
the a?-t of getting the vast stores of
natore's sweets that are annually wasted
in tbe open air.
i It is questionable whether any one of
the industrial arts has received a greater
impulse from the progressive spirit of
the age than that of Bee-Keeping in
the Northern States and Canada.
While we in the South are satisfied
with a few box hives with a couple of
sticks across the iuterior to strengthen
the combs. There can be no interfer?
ence with thc inside of these hives and
the bees are left pretty much to their
own devices; they swarm at will, work
when and how they please and yield up
their treasure to man ouly at the cost of
their lives. Our boney harvest is com?
prised of a few surplus boxes that
strong colonies may till in a good sea?
son, and the contents of such .hives as
are to be destroyed with a brimstone
match, the sulphurous fumes of which
puts an end to the bees ; by this sys?
tem of barbarism the bee-keeper comes
into quiet possession of whatever honey
might have been collected in the hive.
In modern Bee-Keeping things are
very different. The movable frame
hive takes the place of the ancient box
?.or straw "gum." The beautiful Italian,
with its golden bands, have taken the
place of the more inferior race of Bl?ek
Bees, leaving them as far behind in the
race for the boney field as our best
blooded stock would the common road?
ster in a half-mile heat. Close upon
the heels of the movable comb hive
came the discovery and use of the
Honey Extractor. The combs being
nicely made in the frames of the' im?
proved hives are placed in the Ex?
tractor where by the action of centrifu?
gal force they are emptied of the honey
as fast as it is gathered. Just as long
as the flowers yield honey, the instinct
of the bees impels them to keep the
combs filled, thus the combs are filled
by the bees and emptied by the bee?
keeper.
In modern Bee Culture man controls
thc swarming, at his pleasure checks
drone production ; selects his queens
and causes breeding to take place when
it best suits his purpose. Under the
new order of things the honey is dou?
ble, treble and even quadruple what it
was at its best in the old style. It is
a wtll approved principle that "what
man has done, man can do," and what
has been done in the North with bees
can be done in the South.
There are many who are making
handsome livings in the North from the
little "Busy Bee." Every farmer should
have a few hives of pure Italians and
not iu the old style, but io movable
frame hives, and especially when the Ital?
ians can be had so cheap. A few years
ago a pure Italian queen would cost from
J10 to ?20. Now they can be had for
?1 to $3 each. It will be asked,
"how are tho bees croatrolled while all
this work is being done in their midst ?
The reply will be given in another
article, as well as a description of the
new hives, a chapter on queen rearing,
and how to Italianize all your bees
together with a few directions how to
manage bees. BEE-KEEPER.
The Habit of Saving.
Children who have a little money
ought to practice saving something
Many boys and girls of to-day hardly
know a higher use for money that
comes iu their hands than spending it
for some foolish things as quickly as
possible. To such, a lesson in self
denial and economy is very important.
As goes the boy's pennies and dimes,
so very likely, will go the man's ?dol?
lars and hundred by and by. With?
out having the spirit of a miser, the
person accustomed to save has more
pleasure in laying up than a spend?
thrift ever knows.
The way to keep money is to earn
it fairly and honestly. Money so ob?
tained is pretty snre to abide with its
possessor. But money that is inherit?
ed, or that in any way comes without
a fair and just equivalent, is almost
certain to go as it came. The young
man who begins by saving a few dol?
lars a month, and thriftily increases
his store-every coin being a repre?
sentative of good, solid work, honestly
and manfully done-stands a better
chance to spend the last half of his life
in affluence and comfort than he
who, in his haste to become rich, ob?
tains money by dashing speculations,
or the devious means which abound
in the foggy regions lying between
fair dealiug and actual fraud. Among
the wisest and most thrifty men of
wealth the current proverb, is *money
goes as it comes.' Let the young
make a uote of this, and see that their
money comes fairly, that it may long
abide with them.
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Our Bodies After Death.
Within a very near approach to
truth, the human family inhabiting the
earth has been estimated at 1,000,000,
000; the annual loss by death is 18,
000,000. Now. the weight of the ani?
mal matter of this immense body cast
into the grave is no less than 634,000
tons, and its decomposition produces
98,000,000 cubic feet of matter. The
vegetable productions of the earth clear
away from the earth the gasses thus
generated, and decomposing and assimi?
lating them for their own increase.
This circle of changes has been going
on ever since man became an occupier
of the earth. He foods on thc lower
animals and on thc seeds of plants,
which in due time become a part of
himself. The lower animals feed upon
the herbs and grasses, which in their
turn become thc animal; then, by its
death again pass into tho atmosphere,
and arc ready once more to be assimila?
ted by plants, the earth or bone sub?
stance alone remaining where it is de- j
posited. ^
No matter if your income is small,
bc strictly honest. The man that will
cheat his neighbor out of a few dimes,
is preparing to do somethiug worse.
Strange Visitors:
Considerable excitaient was produced"
on the streets on Monday bj toe ap?
pearance of a queer looking traveling
party who came from the direction of
Charlotte and were making their way
in the direction of Charleston. The
party turned oat to be a man and
wife and their four children who had
left their home in one of the Northern
Provinces of Turkey and reached New
York about five months ago, since
which time they have been tramping in'
this direction.
The man led a young trained bear/
the boy bad a performing monkey ano
thc woman led an old gray horse, opon*
which was packed the household goods,
including a young "turkey" securely.
ensconced io a pannier on each side of
the pack saddle, after the manner
adopted by the Sioux squaws for trans?
porting their M papooses'* when on af
journey.
The darkies followed them in troops"
through the streets, manifesting as
much wonder as if they had been visi?
tors from a distant planet, and seemed!
in doubt whether they were 'Mormons,'
*Inguns' or 'Gypsies.'
It was very apparent that they were*
professional nomadic beggars and had'
possessed themselves of sufficient 'pig-"
eon English" to serve their purpose tri"
urging their plea for money. On th?'
whole, they were the hardest looking'
party of travelers we have ever set eyes'
ou.-Columbia Register.
A Chance for Biz!
Wc would advise some of oar enter?
prising citizens to establish in this
town a 'Collecting Bureau,' after a
fashion of those now in successful ope?
ration in New Orleans and other cities
aod towns. The plan is to employ a
corps of honest, reliable boys, aod bills
sent to the ceutral office for collection
will be placed in the hands of the boys,
who will be instructed to dun and
weary not in dunning. The boys will
be uniformed io blue and yellow, and
will wear red caps. If a mac does not
respond to the bill after their second
call, they will sit in front of bis place
of business or residence on stools, with
which they are provided, and stay there
until the bill is paid, or the man's credit
is ruined. There would be a fine
chance for such a 'bureau' in this'place,
the only drawback being the large
number of boys that would be required,
in order that one should sit io front
of every door where bills are unpaid.
It would use up the entire stock of boys
now on hand, and additional ones would
be required. There is more-money in
such an institution than in matrimo?
nial insurance companies.-Flortnee
Times.
Alligator Business.
The business of catching alligators
provides occupation for quite a number
of persons in our State. The hide of a
large alligator is worth $1 to $2. It
is almost a day's task to skin a large one.
Alligator oil, which has at first a most
unpleasant' smell, is much valued
as a remedy for rhuematism. Fisher?
men sometimes eat portions<of the ani?
mals body. The flesh of the tail,
when cooked is said be like veal in look
and like pork in taste. Yoong one?
are bought by dealers at from $2 to $4
a dozeo, if not over one foot tn length.
They fetch a mach higher price wheo
retailed, as they are hard to keep alive.
There is an increase io the selling price
of fifty cents to $1 for every additional
foot over a certain length. Alligators
sixteen to eighteen inches loog are
often found by dozens io shallow water,
and they may be handled without croo?
ble, provided the old one does not take
alarm. Most.alligator Ashers are usu?
ally turtle hunters as well, polling oct
ttie animals from holes with a booked'
pole.-Jacksonville Times.
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Saloon Keepers Sued for Dam-'
ages.
Mrs. Margaret Johnson, a widow liv?
ing in Atlanta, bas started ont to test
Georgia law on a point that seldom
figures io the Courts. She has filed suits
against several saloon keepers for dama?
ges each in the sum of $10.000. Mrs.
Johnson has a son named James, who'
is cigeteen years of age, and whom she
alleges has been made a confirmed
drunkard Prior to the commence?
ment of bis career of intemperance he
was a mechanic, and earned $12 per-"
week. She seeks now to get damages
from those who are supposed to have"
worked her son's ruin.
A Rat TaiL
A gentleman of Newberry tells of a'
remarkable occurence showing intelli?
gence in a rat. On discovering that a
certain kind of oil was mysteriously
ilissapearing from the bottle in which he
kept it, he watched for the cause of its*
disappearance, and was astonished to*
5nd that it was drawn from the bottle'
by a rat. The rat clambered to the'
top of the bottle, which was uucorked,
aud lowered its tail into the oil ; it then'
withdrew its tail and ate the oil that
clung to it. This operation was repeat?
ed until the rat was satisfied, or the oil1
was exhausted-or the performance
was interrupted. That rat had, be?
sides a taste for oil, something uncom?
monly like reason.
This tale is not 'of record in the*
clerk's office,' but if you doubt its cor?
rectness, the clerk can set you right.
A tramp offered to drink as muofrlr
]Uor as anybody in an Evansville (Ind.)*
bar-room would pay for, and proved it
by emptying a full tumbler. Be then
said he would drink twelve glasses of
beer as fast as they could be drawn,
?nd succeeded in that undertaking. A
few minutes afterward, in another sa?
loon, he drank two brimming tumblers'
af whisky. Then be died.
The Philadelphia school boys who'
embarked in silk cuitare two years ago*
have enlarged their cocoonery in the'
city to accommodate 80,000 worms*,
with a branch at Swcdesboro, N. J.,
for the cultivation of mulberry trees.
They have i "?vented a machine for
winding thc silk from the cocoons,
which they have bee* exhibkwg Wt
public fairs.