The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, November 24, 1921, Image 2
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Many Freakish Documents Filed
for Probate.
<Ono Drawn at the Time of the '"Black.
Plague" Placed in a Bottle
of Spirits.
All wills for which probate is granted
are filed in Somerset House. They
can be inspected by the public on the
payment of a fee. The only excepfrt
the nhnve rnle annlies to the
wills of the king and queen of England,
which are kept In the records
but are sealed.
Almost every day the principal probate
registry office has to deal with
wills of original construction.
One of the most recent was the portrait
of a pretty girl upon which the
testator had simply written, "I leave
all to her." The legator, a soldier,
had duly signed it, and affidavits of
-Identity being forthcoming, the will
was admitted to probate and tiled
In the archives of Somerset House.
A quaint will, yet these same archives
contain others just as fanciful
and s"me that are remarkable for
their historical interest.
One of this collection, interesting
nftlnf r>f view, was
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made by an unfortunate who died of
the black plague that raged at one
time in London. This will was placed
In a bottle filled with spirits and then
corked.
A precaution, no doubt, to preserve
his majesty's law officers, who would
have subsequently to handle it in the
course of their duties, from Infection
by the deadly bacilli.
Another will Is in shorthand. Considering
its date, somewhere round
the year 1760, this Is not a little remarkable,
for the well-known cipher
Invented by the famous Mr. Pitman
saw the light of day over a hundred
. years later.
Luckily the testator left a key,
else the authorities would have been
put to no little trouble to decipher It,
for shorthand was unknown In those
days.
A win salvaged from the bottom of
the sea supplies the nautical interest
This will was recovered after a long
period of immersion, and the only damage
it received was In the way cft
shrinkage.
It was made on parchment, and this
when fished up was found to have
shrunk to about a tenth Its normal
size. But so beautifully had it been
inscribed that the writing remains
as clear as prist to this day, and though
-very minute it can be read easily with
the naked eye.
Another quaint, though cumbersome
record is the leg of a four-poster bed.
The will of a certain earl was hidden
In a recess at the top of this leg, and
as there was a dispute over the grant
of probate the leg and its large wood?
en castor had to be filed and kept as
evidence.
Shakespeare's will with its remarkable
signature, Nelson's will written
In a common or garden exercise book
v on the eve of Trafalgar, and which toward
the conclusion contains these
words, "The enemy are now in sight
," a soldier's will made in a blackcovered
note book through which a
bullet has passed without making it
Illegible?these and many more go to
a miiA^tlnn that man* a curio
hunter would give his soul to possess.
?Solicitor In London Dally MalL
Canada Has No National Flag.
Canada has no national flag. A so called
Canadian flag Is In use, but its
use is unauthorized, and It no longer
(represents Canada. It is the red ensign
of the British mercantile marine
C-rtth the coat-of-arms of Ontario, Queec.
Nova Scotia and New Brunswick
In a quartered shield on the field of
the flag.
This flag, by warrant dated February
2, 1892, was authorized by the
British admiralty "to be used on
board vessels registered In the Doznlnlon."
This limits Its domain to
Canadian merchant ships, as no authorization
was given to fly It on
shore. When It is flown on land it Is
iout of Its formal jurisdiction. In any
case It has not been formally adopted
[by the Canadian people, and it now
has decided limitations. Its shield
^contains the devices of only four of
the nine provinces which now form
the Dominion of Canada.
Joke on the Bank.
Woman's limited knowledge of
jbanklng and money matters has long
been the subject for jokes on the
jftage and elsewhere. The story of the
. ;woman who believed that because she
jfltlU had blank checks in her checkbook
she still had plenty of money
rtn the hnnfc Is an nld nne. Rnt the
other day an Indianapolis woirai*
was notified that her account had
been overdrawn and instead of ao
ceptlng the bank's stereotyped invi[tatien
to "come in at your earliest
convenience and attend to the matter^"
she chose a new method of procedure.
The bank received the following
letter from the woman:
"Please find inclosed a check for
413.72 to settle my account."
The Symptom*. ,
"Was Mr. Grabcoin In his office
when you called?"
"No, he must have been playing
golf."
"Are you sure about that?"
"Reasonably sure. The office force
seemed t" GUnk he wouldn't be hick
isoon. Mc?t of the clerks had tbelr
jfeet on their desks and three
stenographers were making 'dates' by
itelenhone."?Birmingham Age-Herald.
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An Unusual
Welcome
By MARVIN ST. JOHNS.
Copyright, 1921. Wcatern Newspaper Union.
Collins was in a very uncomfortable
frame of mind as he journeyed downtown
in the subway. He had been unemployed
for nearly two months and
was fast approaching the end of his
resources when he answered the promising
advertisement in the newspaper.
An invitation to call was the response
and Collins was almost certain that
his application would be "turned
down."
The reason for this pessimistic conclusion
was that both the advertisement
and tlie letter especially stated i
that the advertiser wanted a "clean- j
cut" man. Decidedly Collins was not I
"clean-cut" in the fashion-plate sense. !
The car was crowded and Collins j
was hanging to a strap. He fell to !
watching the face of a girl who was i
seated opposite. Her hair was light I
brown, and her eyes. Collins per- j
ceived, when she lifted them for a j
moment in his directlou, were his j
favorite color?at least, at that mo- ,
ment?blue-grav.
On one side of her sat a swarthy,
meah-vlsaged individual, a common
mihway type. On the other sat a
/wmtlamon rAO/llnrr hlo
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newspaper. Collins had totally forgotten
the girl by the time the train
Stopped at Brooklyn bridge.
Suddenly his attention was drawn
to her by hearing her exclaim in a
low, .well-modulated voice, but expressive
of intense scorn:
"Will you kindly stop pressing my
arm, sir?"
His nerves were already tingling.
This slight incident completely upset
his equilibrium. He saw the puffyfaced
man, who had begun to look
exceedingly uncomfortable, apparently
attempting to conceal himself behind
his newspaper. Oolllns leaped
forward and dragged the puffy-faced
man from his seat. Holding him by
the collar with one hand he delivered
a clean uppercut with the free fist, !
and had the satisfaction of landing
squarely upon the puffy-faced man's
optic. I
Instantly the car was In an uproar. ,
Collins found himself the center of a
mass of straggling humanity. A man
was clapping him on the shoulder and
shouting approvingly. "Well done,
young fellow V* he exclaimed. "That's
the way we southerners would do.
Give him what he deserves!"
Collins worked himself free and
tried to help the girl through the
throag. He reached her and offered
her his arm. She declined It Indignantly,
and Collins, crestfallen, fol- .
lowed her to the car door, where he
was at once seized by a gray-coated
subway guard. i
"Hold him!" yelled the puffv-fnced
man, who, hatless and coatless, now
appeared on the scene. "That's the
fellow that assaulted and tried to rob
me."
Collins saw the girl stop suddenly,
hesitate, and then return Impulsively
toward him. She laid her hand upon
his arm.
"No, it Is a mistake," she said. "This
gentleman tried to protect me against
a despicable fellow who was Insulting
me, only?only?"
"Only he struck the wrong man,"
she said. "This gentleman was perfectly
innocent."
"Innocent!" snorted the putTy-faced
man. "I should say that I am lnno- -
cent. I am a family man, and I can't
go home with a black eye. Besides.
I'm a churchwarden, and there's nothing
in my life I have to conceal. My
name Is Robert B. Allison, president of
the Western Manufacturing company,
and the little influence that I have.I
shall use to see that this young black- i
guard gets the punishment he deserves."
t
Collins was thunderstruck at this
piece of information. Surely fate had
dealt very hardly with him. The puffy- :
faced man, who bad now adjusted his
coat and hat, did not look much like
a prospective employer.
"Mr. Allison," he said Impulsively, '
"I don't care for myself, but if you are
a gentleman you will let me get this
lady out of this crowd. Won't you accept
my humble apologies? My name ;
Is Collins?Frank Collins, and I was j
on my way downtown to apply to you ,
for a position. I lose the position; J
let us call the account even."
"You are Mr. Allison!" exclaimed
the girl. "Why. I am Grace Loomls,
and I was on my way to your office In
answer to your letter to call concerning
a private secretaryship."
There was an awful silence. Collins
dared not look up. The crowd
was melting away; the three stood
there together, for even the guard, seeing
the turn matters were*tak!ng, bad
wlselv gone about his business. 8ud
denly a roar burst from Allison's lips.
"Good Lord, that's one on me!" he
said. "I can't afford to have It get
about that I was mauled by one of
my employees to punish me for Insulting
my secretary. Besides, I need
you both to give evidence to my wife
about my eye. Come on down to my
office and we'll adjust matters. Mr.
Collins, your first official act will be
to buy me an eye-plaster. You're a
clean-cut man, sir, and a clean uppercut
man, too. Your'e both engaged."
But somehow there was a lurking
double meaning in that last word that
made Miss Loomls blush.
The Safety Valve;
North?America is a land of equal
opportunity.
Westr-Yes, a man may sue his
wife for divorce the same as
an* klm ?Vow York Snn
WHEN THE FAIR ONE SMILE
Not Infrequently There Are Heserv.
tions of Which Mere Man I*
Entirely Unconscious.
A rann smiles because be feels thi
way. but a woman, with Instlncth
cunning, smiles for various reason
and many of them are deceptlv
though she claims that she decelvi
only to be kind.
The smile with which she greets a:
other woman Is rather different fro
the smile that she bestows upon
movie actor, h soldier, a traffic office
or a prospective husband.
She can smile the smile that y<
think Is worth while. She can mal
her smile perfectly "nice," and ye
my boy, there may be certain reser*
lions to that smile which. If you <
any mere man could only know, won
surprise you Indeed!
When she Is young and falls in to
for the first time her smile Is a sor
and a sonnet. When she is a widow ar
smiles the song Is there, but It lurl
In the background, as the dlslllusk
of life has taught her the protects
art of reservation. Sometimes a vei
clever woman sits very still and r
views life, especially her life, ai
smiles sadly. There is a pathos !
that smile "too deep for tears," as tl
poet said.
The smile that she bestows upon tl
helpless mite of humanity, her flr
born, Is n glorious poem. She mi
smile to deceive her rival, she mi
smile to encourage herself, her sml
may be false to her lover, but wh<
she smiles at her first bom all tl
love of her heart and all the splrltu
beauty of her soul goes Into It, and tl
angels In heaven rejoice,
A woman with pretty teeth does n
smile, she laughs; a woman with ug
teeth smiles carefully. There a
women with dainty rosebud mouth
and when they smile qt a man he fc
gets the high cost of living and e
tends an Invitation to a movie.
How Interesting It Is to watch tl
smiling woman I How It flatters a mi
to have a woman smile at him?but
he knew she laughed at him afts
ward {?Philadelphia Ledger.
Treasures of Lhasa for Sale
Some of the treasures which w?
saved when General Younghuahand
expedition had to evacua? .Lhasa ai
the Chinese looted the -jfapieua foi
Ling or monastic palaces,/are 'to 1
sold at auction In LondttT an e
change states. These plaques are ce:
turles old, studded with precious az
semi-precious stones In elaborate d
sign and of fine workmanship. Tl
stones Include opal, garnet, crysti
agate, amethyst, sardonyx, turquols
Jade, cornelian, sapphire and tops
One plaque on a rough eetlma
shows more than 18,000 such piece
The Items Include a marvelous bra
four-foot model of a temple with te
races, domed tombs and many ml
lature figures of kings and deities, !
laid with precious stones and ove
laid with a strange patters compos*
of pair after pair of human eyes su
posed to be connected with some for
of sun worship. There is a chap
containing three gems and an offerli
box studded with bosses of seven jei
els supposed to be more than 1,01
years old.
Dog 8aves Master's Life.
An Irish terrier saved his mastei
life at Belmont Park, N. Y.. a fe
days ago, says an exchange. Jo<
Scot, a fair sprinter but a savage i
heart, was In ugly humor and vlciou
ly attacked his trainer when he uei
Into the stall. He threw his train
down, planted one foot on his hot
and tpnpfnir the clothes oT his ! ;;<
sank his teeth in h's shoulder. Ti re.*
four stable hands rushed for clubs i
pitchforks to beat off the horse, bi
the Irish terrier waited for nothin
He Hew at Joel; Son. grubbed hi
by the nose and shook it as lie wou
shake a rat. The infuriated hon
turned his attention to the dog lot
enough for the trainer to crawl pal
fully to safety. The trainer om
owned a horse named Chief to whl<
he was devoted. The Irish terrier wi
named in memory of the horse. Ti
og la now the trainer's dearest pc
session.
Got First Prize.
Mary Ellen had been In klndergt
ten one week and was very much li
pressed by ber teacher's ability. "24
teacher," the boasted to the famll
"can twist ribbons Into a rope."
High school Thomas grinned. "24
teacher," he mimicked his slstei
proud tone, "can twist up her won
into an enigma of English."
Twelve-year-old Mark was plain
stumped, for his pretty young teach
was just a beginner with lots of cur
and dimples, but suddenly a sml
came on his face. "My teacher," 1
chuckled, "can twist our principal (1
the way a single man) around her ft
ger Into doing anything she wan
him to."
And even fatner said that Mark d
served the first prize.
Feminine Curiosity.
The marine camp at Quantico wi
visited on one occasion by a party i
young girls from a Delaware tow
friends of one of the officers of tl
post. The party exhibited much t
terest In everything pertaining to tl
routine of the camp.
"What do you mean by taps?" que
led one of the young women.
"Taps Is played every night ot. tl
bugle," answered the officer addresee
"It means 'lights out' They play
over the bodies of dead soldiers."
A puzzled look overspread the que
tloner'* pretty face. Then she aske<
"What do you do if you haven't ax
dead saldlers?"?The Leatherneck.
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