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[ W1 | The Store fo (Give us a call and Kings! STRING TO HIS SECLUSION Uncle Pepperdine Would Seem to Be Only Half-Hearted Sort of a Hermit. A1 Pepperdine had called upon his niece to unburden his marital woes.1 One of his chief grievances was that he often had to help around the house?carry water or coal or build fires. "Cynthia. I'm just plumb wore out bavin' them women folks depend on ; me for everything, and they don't , seem to think I'm doin' anything: extra. I tell you, them women folks i of mine are that dependent they couldn't get a meal's victuals with^ i oui me to neip. nut iney re soon goin' to find out how dependent they are; then they'll appreciate me." "Why, Uncle AJ, are you going awav?" inquired Cynthia, in surprise. "I am goin' to become a recluse.": announced Pepperdine portentously.; "I'm going miles into the country and live all alone in a cabin for six months, and Susan and them girls will see who's been doing all the work." "Rut, Uncle Al," exclaimed Cyn-1 thia, "who will do your washing and such like?" "Well, I'll bring that to Susan on Saturday night, when I come in to get mv Lread."?Grace M. Sissons. in Judge. I On the where you will fii Walk-Over Shoes dies. An abundance riving daily. W< I critical inspectioi your Fall purchai Walk-Over and W. L Douglas Shoes For Men Cino Shoes for Ladies I No\v .is the tin I selections. No I vou. I "The Qua j S. MA j On the 1 Kingstree, I r i EINVIT r Quality and High-Grad we will convince you tli ree Dry GOUGED i |T- ^yK Y>! z, Mr. Xewrich?What! A thousand dollars for that 1 ittie picture? Dealer?But that's an oil painting, sir, l>v? Mr. XeuTich?Gee! The oil trust is certainly handing it to us all, ain't it? FOR THE HIGHBROWS. "AVillinm von mustn't sit on the porch in your shirt sleeves any more." <r\Yhy not, my dear?" "Those people who moved in next door last week play only classical records on their phonograph and we mustn't let them think we are lowbrows."?Detroit Tree l'rcss. DMIO'li nuuo s Corner I nd the newest in 2 , for Men and La- I of Fall Goods ar- V 3 ask your most | 1 before making |j ses. I Men's I Clothing and | Ladies' j Ready-to-Wear I ie to make your I trouble to show I lity Store" 1 RCUS' j Corner I - - S. C. | E YOU e Merchandise. We lat our store is the pla Goods H Richard I. Mi 11 i) . k A. J. Bethea,. Lieut-Goven WHAT POETRY DOES FOR US. The Bore?Do you know, Tennyson's poems carry me completely away. Miss Pert?Really? I'm awfully sorry we haven't a volume in the house. A CACAPHONOUS ERROR. Hark! Somebody's playing a bit from Richard Strauss." i "Ro, it ain't; it's a ton of coal being dumped next door." ITS BUSINESS SETTLEMENT. "Dew is moisture, isn't it?" "Of course." "When moisture is flue, then, do they collect it in mossy hanks?" HUMAN NATURE. "How long have you hcen dancing the tango?" "Ever since it was forbidden."? Fliegeude Blaetter. EXPENSIVE, THOUGH. Peck?My wife's will is law. 1 Heck?So k mv wife's; but occ?! sionallv 1 can bribe her not to eni force it.?Boston Transcript. I TO OU have no sale on, bul ce to make your dollar Co., - : -!.! c' f?r ? ?ulh Carolina lor-Elect of South Carolina | STILL HAPPY. Young Bride (to waiter)?Waiter, ray husband has been here a lot lately. I hope lie's all right, eh? Waiter?Oh, yes! He never has more than three glasses of beer. If he were not happy he'd surely drink six.?Fliegemle Blaetter. SLIGHT SUSTENANCE. "Get anything at the house you | tried ?" I "Only the cold shoulder," sighed the edueated tramp. "What came I your way ?" | "Humble pie, that's all." EASY ENOUGH. "Your friend seems to make a great many philosophical observe tions." "Anv man can do that when there is nothing in particular hurting him." FREQUENTLY STORM TOSSED. 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