The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, January 19, 1911, Page SIX, Image 6
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Pilgrim Joe's Discover ' ses
Latent Memo;
DOES MORE THAN IS ' ZD.
Recollections of Borrcv.ec .... y, a
Discarded Man. Cheavng In ch.
Lost Thimble and Otr.e- C ?inventor
Threatened.
By M. QUAD.
{Copyright. li?lo. by Ass.k i^thl l.itornry
I*ress. I
FOIl th<> Inst thirty-five years I
have b<eu experimenting with
various roots anil l?ari*> with a
view of bringing out some sure
and certain remedy for loss of memory
In old and young people. The
amount of forgetfulness iti this world
Is something astonishing, and the evil
thereby caused can hardly be computed.
It gives me the greatest pleasure to
state that my long and untiring efforts
have at last been crowned with com
THE LONG LOOT THIMBLE.
plete success. and every drug store in
the land is now supplied with Pilgrim
Joe's Wonderful Memory Restorer. 1
I make no difference between re- 1
apectable and disreputable druggists, I
but serve both alike, as I wish my restorer
to reach all classes and conditions.
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Every bottle holds a full pint, and i
the cork Is secured by red wax. Take
no other. More depends on the color
of the wax in patent medicine than
the contents of the bottle. <
Every bottle has a wide mouth, so it
can be used to take ice cream home in
when the original contents are gone.
Inspected under the pure food and i
drug law and found to contain nothing <
to kill a horse. If yon die after taking
a few dose9 your friends must
lOOK ior pans pwu iu uue *? en.
1 do not wish to boast too greatly of
this new and valued addition to the
many preparations on sale and will
therefore submit a few testimonials j
from the thousands pouring in by j
every mall.
J. D. B. of Hartford writes: "I hope |
you will meet with no success in the
sale of your memory restorer. My j
wife got me to take a dose, and it was
hardly down before I remembered
borrowing $10 of her five years ago. j
and there was nothing to do but pay .
it back. You don't get me to take another
drop." (
John Henry H. of New York city ,
writes: "I was being sued far breach ,
of promise, and as the girl had nothing
In writing to bring forward the Jury
would certainly have cleared me had ;
not the plaintiff's lawyer tricked me <
Into taking a dose of your restorer.
Under its Influence I owned right np ,
that I bad asked for the girl's band |
three different times, and she was
awarded $4,000. I shall warn all my (
friends agatnst your decoction." <
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Forgottsn Man Restored. <
Miss M. B. of Detroit writes: "I J
think snch men as you ought to be put <
behind prison bars. I was about to be J
married the other day when a stranger <
to me rose up and forbade the banns. ]
I fainted, and to bring me to tbey <
poured a big dose of your restorer I
down my throat. When I revived the <
stranger was a stranger no longer, but
a man I had accepted several years
ago and forgotten all about. He's lop
shouldered and knockkneed. but I've ]
sot to keep my promise. I trust that
your days in the land may be short j
nnd foil of woe." i
Deacon Thompson of Oswego writes:
"One day last week my wife came
home from the dnig store with a bot- <
tie of your memory restorer and a
great story of what It would do. Just
before setting out for prayer meeting
that evening I took a dose. As a consequence
I rose up In meeting and re
membered and owned up to cheating
no less than seven of the brethren who
had traded horses with me at various <
times in the last thirty years. I was <
going on to own up a lot of other <
things when luckily for me the Are <
bells rang and I had a chance to get J
out of the meeting house. I bad. how- <
ever, owned up to enough to give me *
a black eye all around town, and I <
propose to give you such a lawsuit as J
mortal man was never called upon to <
defend before."
Mrs. Danforth. widow, of Kansas
writes: "For several years past I have
laid my spectacles, thimble, etc., away 1
and then had to hunt for hours to find J
them again. A friend of mine called 1
my attention to your restorer, and I
.got a bottle. After the first dose I 1
v:ilk:-i right down I ho foliar n.t
found inv spe? on iln- slteii
where 1 had placed theui mouths np>.
After the second I found my lost
thimble in the teapot. I was fool
enough to take a third, hoping to tiud
a dime I mislaid two years ago. but
what did it do but make tne remember
that I owed Klder Johnson for a
barrel of pork bought tive years ago.
I started right out and paid the debt,
and he charged me interest at the rate
of 10 per cent. 1 am advising everybody
in the vicinity to beware of your
restorer as they would of the deadly
rattlesnake."
Borrowed "Five" Recalled.
Henry P. of Milwaukee writes: "If I
had my paws on you you should surely
suffer. I took a dose of your memory
restorer the other evening to see if
K wouldn't help uie to remember who
borrowed my jackknife during tlie
day. It did. It was Moses Barnes,
but when I went for the knife next
day he claimed that I borrowed $5 In
casli at the same time he borrowed my
old fifteen cent knife, and I've got to
come down or stand a lawsuit. I look
ui?on you as a fraud and a swindler
and shall do everything possible to injure
you."
Deacon Waters of Ohio writes:
"Some ten years ago I had a business
deal with IH>acon Travers. also of
this town and a iiieml?er of the same
church. A year later he claimed that
I still owed him $3. I denied it. and
he sued. He was beaten, but the event
almost disrupted the church and antagonized
many families.
"The other day in calling on the minister
I found him about to take a dose
of your memory restorer. He had
laid aside bis sermons for three years
nnd could not find them to preach over
again. I decided to imbibe with bim
and see if I could remember to whom
I lent wxj #tcbfork.
"Right here, sir, I wish to call yon
an onhung scoundrel. The dose bad
no pitchfork In it, but it caused me to
remember and to blurt right out te
the minister that I really did owe
Deacon Travers that money. I tried
to take it back, but in vain. I have
had to come down with the dough,
with interest and compound Interest,
and no one will now buy eggs of roe
without counting them over twice. I
would go many miles, sir. to see Justice
done upon your wretched carcass.
Whv remember? Why not forget?"
Remarkable Case In St. Paul.
Mrs. H. G. of St. Paul writes: "I am
one of those fools who buy every patent
medicine as fast as it appears, and
the other day I came across your mem- j
ory restorer. Years ago a cousin of j
mine removed to Kansas. I had forgotten
the name of the place and took
a thumping big dose of your restorer
in hopes to recall It. The name came
within two minutes, and within two
more I received a telegram that my
cousin was dead and hadn't left me a
red cent out of her riches.
"Sir. I denounce yon as a miserable
wretch, and you may be sure that I
shall do everything in my power to
drive your villainous compound from
the state of Kansas."
Pilgrim Joe's Memory Restorer restores
events a hundred years past.
One dose will carry your memory
back for fifteen years. Before the botMrt
u finished vou are remembering
hew and where you met George Washington.
Can be taken oa a full or an empty
stomach.
You don't lose consciousness when it
is working.
If other persons are in the room with
you be careful not to express your surprise
as events of the past come rising
np before you.
After the fifth dose slack off for a
day or two in order that your memory
may get used to the new strain pot
upon it.
Druggists who offer you "something
Just as good" are horse thieves and
Liars, and their preparations are liable
to make you forget that you have paid
your street car fare once and band the
conductor a second nickel. There is
but oae Pilgrim Joe.
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I hare It."?Ladles' Home Jour- X
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Unaimplified Spelling.
The lady of the house was telling
her caller something she did not want
the eight-year-old girl to hear, and
Bhe resorted to the common device of
spelling many of the words she used.
The little girl listened intently for a
time, alive with curiosity, but she
could make nothing of it.
Then she walked out on the porch,
where her father was sitting, and said
bitterly, "There's too much education
in this house"?Philadelphia Saturday
Kvening rosu
| Soft and Low. J>
? He?I think baby is taking y
| after me. %
f She?Without a doubt. He J>
| crawls upstairs on his bands |>
I and knees already!?Spokane T
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Hand and Foot.
"George. I don't think you have
treated me right. I told you that you
might ask father for my hand, and I
haven't seen you since."
"This is the first time I've been out
?ince then."?Buffalo Express.
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various churches of Kinpfstree.
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Baptist Cburcti.
Rev W E Hurt, Pastor.
Services every second and fourth
Sunday mornings at 11:00 o'clock
and evening at 7:30 o'clock.
^ Sunday-school at 10.00 a. m.
Episcopal Church,
Rev I)r Robert Wilson, Rector.
Every second and fourth Sunday,
morning prayer, sermon and holy
communion at 11 a. m.
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Methodist Church.
Rev W A Fairy, Pastor.
Preaching every Sunday morning 1
; at 11:00 o'clock and evening at 7:30
o'clock.
Sunday-school at 4:30 p. m.
> Epworth League meets every Tues- i'
| day night at 7:30 o'clock.
I Mid-week prayer meeting every
l Thursday night at 7:30 o'clock.
Presbyterian Church. ^ 1
Rev E E Ervin, Pastor.
Preaching first and third Sunday
| mornings at 11:00 o'clock, second 1
' and fourth Sunday evenings at 7:30
o'clock.
Sunday-school, 4:00 p. m.
Prayer-meeting Wednesdays at
7:30 p. m.
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