Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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Bsmmmmmm | Up-to= ?g Up=to=date 0 you shop. Oui 0 the price alwaj If and seasonable ? those who wan Iking; " . v v'' . . . *+> A '*& v *1 :** AM H. H. I Commandant ( The Middle Splash. , "Joe Jobson, a very ignorant and f'lcheaded chap, presented himself at j an English village church with bis Infant son for the christening," said a clergyman. "The following dialogue then took place between Jobson and the minister: " "What name do you five this cbHd? j "Peter Ananias Jobson.' "Ananias? I refuse to christen the child in that name. Do you know who Ananias was? " "I don't know who he was, and. what's more. I don't care.' '"But Ananias was the greatest liar ir all Biblical history.' '"Well, that's nothing to me. My biby ain't no liar, so what's the difference? I want him christened Ananias because 1 like the sound of it.' '"I won't do it. I will christen the child Totcr .Teremfnh Jobson.' "And the minister was as good as his word, and as he repeated each name he sprinkled a little water ou the In fant's face. "'And I rub out that middle splash.* sa d the father heatedly. He rubbed j his sleeve across his child's wet face and sprinkled a little in- re water over If "I nil? out that noddle *p!n?h. substitute this cue for i' and christen him Peter Ananias Jobson And that set tied It." W'oen Vtark Twain Cie^rephsd Sstrr.. Mark Twain confesses in -is Shake speare Dead?" that be was once very much interested in Satan. He arpyed the whole proposition pretty ably with his Sunday school teacher, who finally ! suppested that little Samuel Clemens j should write Satan's bioprapby. The idea aud the scenario that accompa- l nled It were a preat shock to that young Sunday school teacher. He told th? sportive questioner that no one who ventured to mock at the real bi- j opraphers of Satan could ever hope to j enter afterward any respectable bouse. "How true." says Mark Twain, "were bis words, and how wise! How fortunate it would have been for me if 1 had heeded them! But I was young -1 was but seven years of ape?and vain, foolish and anxious to attract attention. I wrote the biography and K'irp never been in a respectable house since." PL E Individuality i nlease vou not onl; r v ter of style, for ne\ EVERY ( s here and you wi Date Si style does not nece * arm has ever been /s within your reac ? ? : rnercnanaise we ai t the Best Quality i wMmMmmMmgrn. ^ I fiC ' ? . , Cinder, j Cc ]amp Pressley. p1 5 or 6 doses "666" will cure any case of Chills and Fever. Price 23c. j T 4-28-4m \Jd - j q 5 or 6 doses "666" will cure any s, case of Chills and Fever. Price 25c. ci 4-28-4m j ~ FOLEY5KIDNEYPUIS , Fo* Backacmc Kiom ""iand &laooss | a Summons for Relief. (complaint not skkvkd.) ai STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, M COUNTY OK WILLIAMSBURG, 3*( Court of Common Pleas. Mart .1 S Timmons. B.I Skinner, S Bl Skinner, R <i Skinner, E F Skinner and A C Skinny, Plaintiffs, vs M 1- Boyd, J I) Boyd. E A Cooper. M L McElve n, Emma. Marshall, VV T Evans. ' K Biyan, Minnie Bryan,Blum i L Boyd. Sidney Loryea. Horace Lorve i. H izel Lorve i. J I M Tisdale. W f. Ti-dale, J >f Tisdale. Ii E Tisdale. Tina Nex*en, Kst?*U?* McCrea. Emma Brown. Eioi>e Brown, Mott Tisdale. Nathan Tisda:<\ Cenie Bovd. Ellen Cantley, < arrie Tisdale. Edith Tidale and Iva Tisdde: and M L Boyd rid .1 M Tisdale. a> e??-cutors of the last will and testament of I> Z Martin. de'-e - d: ;nd For?e-t Skinner a'd Walt r skinner, Det'ei dmits. Tn the Delendants above named : ? Y. u are hereby -umin"ned an I required t" a -wet the complaint in thiiction.whiehb'S be n lil -d intheofflee ii the erk ofCourt f -rsai I county,and j to -er\e .i copy of your answer to the : said r mp int on the subscribers at tIn ir oilier in Kingstree, S C, within twenty days after the service hereof: 1 exclusive of the day of such service; nd { if you fail to answer the complaint wilhin ill" time a foresaid, the pli-mtiffs in this action will a ply to the court for the re iel demanded m the c< mnhiint Kelley ?fc Hinds. i Plaintiff-' Attorneys. | Daie-i April 19. 1910. T.\ KK NOTICK: That aco;-y of the sun mors and eoniplaint in the above; ent tied action has be-n filed in the of- j lice of the Clerk of Court of Common Pleas for Williamsburg eounlv. Kni.lt y & Hinds. 4-21-Gt Plaintiffs' Attorney s i ASIN s the keynote itj out y in the hat but in ^er before have we ? ZONCEIV/ II find it a pleasure S.J % ;yle at ssarily mean higl to supply you wi h. It would tak re now displaying it the Lowest Pra DRY < Candidat ^'"Announcements of candidat jblished in this column until the pi >le always in advance. Please dor oney with your copy. Announacm larged for at the rate of ten cents a es the price of announcement cards \ or'House of Representatives. We are authorized to announce: R Chandler as a candidate for i e House of Representatives, sub-! ct to all the rules governing the j emocratic primary election. >r County Superintendent of Education. We are authorized to announce ie candidacy, of J Graham Mcl'llough for re-election to the j fice of County Superintendent of ducation, subject to the rules of ie Democratic primary. For County Treasurer. I hereby announce my candidacy >r re-appointment to the office of aunty Treasurer, subject to the desion of the voters of Williamsburg junty in the ensuing Democratic rimaries. J Wesley Cook. For Auditor. We are authorized to announce J B MONTGOMERY as a candiate for re-appointment to the office f Auditor of Williamsburg county, abject to the rules of the Demeratic Primary election. For Road Engineer. I hereby declare myself a candiate for road engineer, and will bide by the result of the primary, eveling, grading, surveying and instruction work are in my line, id if elected will do you good work, any thanks for votes received two ?ars ago. Respectfully, Jno M Eaddy. -To""! Mowers a I Dear Mr Farmer: ? Do you realize the fact that W ton, and day after day we see Ion the country to feed the stock lie! Now, Mr Farmer, why not get mmu mowi and gather yoltr oats and hay, th sotne for sale. It c< s ? hut very : DOES j wnen you nave 10 imv. J Collie to see lis and ?et the he? I The McCormick ] 3 Yours to THE WILLIAMSBURI G SP r Millinery sectior the price as well. ;hown such a wid \BLE SI tn Qplprt vnur sni 1*1 AR mmmmmmmmM Money* h prices. It depend; th the utmost in J 1 e more space inan . We handle only :e. es" | es, not more tha. will be. rimary election for v? ch, pay-1 1't ask us to credit you, but send the j ents over 100 words long will be i word. For other than county of5 is $5.00. For Road Engineer. I hereby announce my candidacy I for appointment to the office of Road Engineer subject to the rules of the ; Democratic primary. W T Rovvell. I hereby announce myself a candidate for re-appointment for Road Engineer for Williamsburg county, pledging myself to abide by the rules of the Democratic primary, also to use my best efforts in the future, as I have tried to do in the past, for the best improved roads. J J Graham. Kingstree, b u, March 28, 1910. I hereby announce myself a candidate for appointment to the office of Road Engineer for Williamsburg county, subject to the rules of the Democratic Primary election. Henry D Ferrell. f KIL S.THE G ?UGHI AWCUggTOUIItm pDfllQHCSl rnn^OlECHS umwx&noofi ' VOLDS rTWAHOmiFKEE g MDALITKROA? AMD LUflS TROUBLES^ I GUARANTEED SAT/SrACTORX | IL Off MON/PS &Z&JMDCD. >, *0IFY'S OHNOlAXmVE r Stomach Trouilk and Constipation Old papers for sale at the Record office. SALE: I nd Rakes.! 'estorn hay is now worth 82S jht B i<ls and loads of it going out into H onging to Williamsburg farmers, r one of our IV :rs m RAKES I ereby making your own feed and g littb to make hay, hut it ^ COST : j t, lower and Rake. serve, G LIVE STOCK CO., I IUCi_ | ' I PIMP. 1\11 1U i. Our aim is to m We feel confidenl le selection. rYLE, SI ing hats from this cus. A Saving . 5 entirely upon the : style and at the si we have to tell you o _ s~* i % rugn=wiass uooas GOOD ( Close P When you want to get one dol ! for every 100 cents spent, come find a full supply of Drv Goods w Mats, Shoes and many other things toe Greelyville M< GREELYVII 01 II?_lg 1 : THE BANK OF K] Oldest and Strongest Bank i Capital* and Surplus Total Resources, , We welcome and appi nness, whether lai We consider our resources, de1 stant, considerate, conservative a 1 endorsement of our service toward tree and William I ?surg county. 3 OUR MOTTO: "HELP US iNI ID. ('. Scott. President. J. F. W. Faikky, Cashier. X. 01 11 II | We Are Age 1 International He Farming Implements I International Harvester Engi Threshing IV McCormick Mowers, | Corn Thresh Free demonstrations given and quest. Our I. H. C. Gasoline Engine r The County Record office. GREELYYILLE LI j GREELYVILLI MILL] ieet your exact req t t that we can please 1APE and vast showing. _ A 'sm mmzm ssssgsTM r rices, jh store in which line time keep of all the new ; and cater to i f' 1 ANY. If I 100DS~J rices. 1 lar's worth of merchandise V to our store, where you will , Clothing, i i, Groceries i numerous to mention. ircantile Co., .LE, S. C. ' ' | [NGS TREE,: \ n Williamsburg County- ;1 i, $ 54,573.00 \ 350,000.00 : y ^eciate your busi- I \ ge or small. I ' m reloped by ten years of con- I 1 ccommodations, a splendid fj J [ the upbuilding t?f Kings- f fj 3 WE'LL HELP YOU." B ' I _____ V A. Kkllby, Vice Pres. 1 I). T.ksesxe. Asst. Cnshier. i 1 Mits for I irvester Co.'s V > and Machinery. \ > ines, 2 to 30 H. P. r lachines, Rakes, Binders, lers, etc. 1 lowest prices quoted on re- j I" nay be seen in operation at YE STOCK CO., I 3, s. c. | \ III Willi 111? [NERY lirements and to I : you in the ma? I J COLORS % ! ' :M i ^*9