Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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;V ' ' 1 DRY I w XuilUiUiiiUiiUUiihiiiUiiiiii He Could Go. At the death of the I Mike of Wellington the whole diplomatic corps was Invited to the funeral at St. Paul's. The French ambassador 011 receiving his invitation was very much upset. He hurried off to his colleague of Iiussia. Baron Brunnow, and confided to him the difficulty in which he was placed. "The queen." he said. "expects us to go to St. Paul's to the funeral of the Duke of Wellington. How can l go, considering the injuries which the duke Inflicted on my country What shall i uo: Baron Brunnow listened gravely to his colleague's exposition and then replied. "As the duke is dead,"' he said, "I think you can safely go to the funeral. If you were asked to attend his resurrection I.should say refuse the invitation." Life. Life is a good deal of a puzzle, but * if we were more resolute in our determinate to enrich it by worthy service than we are in our desire to solve Its mysteries we should be happier. If we put more into it we should get more out of It.?Epworth Herald. Not In His Lifetime. A well known scientist was lecturing on the sun's heat and in the course of his remarks said: "It is an established fact that the sun is gradually but surely losing its heat and in the course of some 70,000,000 years it will be exhausted. Consequently this world fnw y. **HOW MANY TEAKS DID YOU SAT IT WOULD BE?" of ours will be dead and, like the moon, unable to support any rorm or Ufe." At this juncture a member of his audience rose In an excited manner and said: "Pardon me, professor, but how many years did you say it would be before this calamity overtakes us?" The Professor?Seventy millions, sir. "Thank God!" was the reply. "I thought you said 7,000.000."?Success Magazine. Time to Rebel. For three weeks he had borne all the horrors of housecleanlng without a murmur. Then his patience gave way. "And you," sobbed his wife?"you used to tell me I was your queen." "Yes," he said, with a wild glare in his eyes, "but when a man finds his queen has used his .best tobacco jar for pale oak varnish and his meerschaum pipe for a tack hammer he e*"' r ?-v ? o"- ? ? republic." Just Some Badinage-. Mr. Jigley?The other day I Baw quite an interesting educated pig? Miss Pert ? Oh, of course! I suppose? Mr. Jigley?Don't say it! You were going to say you suppose I looked in the glass, weren't you ? Miss Pert?Xot at all. I don't consider you interesting or educated. ? Catholic Standard and Times. Photos one cent each for one person for one week at Taylor gallery, Greelyville, S. C. 8-12-tf Old papers for sale at this office. wmmmmmmmmrnmmmm =WAT Our buyer is i GOODS, INGSTRE uauuilUuimmuininUUUUUiU The weather man insists that1 j everybody will become well acquaint| ed with General Humidity before;summer ends. ! The best pills made are DeVVitt's \ Little Karlv Itisers, the famous lit tie liver pills They are email, gentle i i pleasant, easv to take and act | promptly. They are sold by C * ; SCOtt. : .,J ?Ka^A. II you wan i Nuinc j;u?ju jjuun/graphs of the children, don't fail to call on J B Taylor, the photographer while he is in Greelyville. He will remain only a short while. 8-12-tf THE THRIf E-A-WEEK WORLD, ' The Greatest Newspaper of Its Type, i ?? I It Always Tells the Truth as It Is, Promptly and Fully. . Read in Every English Speaking Country. It has invariably been the great effort of the Thrice-a-Week edition of the New York World to publish the news impartially in'order that it may be an accurate reporter of what has happened. It tells the truth, irre- i spective of party, and for that reason has achieved a position with the public unique among papers of its class. If you want the news as it really is, subscribe to the ThriceaWeek edition of the New YorkWorld, which comes to you every other day,except Sunday,and is,thus practically a daily at the price of a weekly^ The Thrice-a- week worlds regular subscription price is only $1.00 per year, and this pays for 156 papers. We ofer this unequalled newspaper and The County Record together for one year for $1.75. The regular subscription price of the two papers is $2.25. Photographs 1 cent each for a short while only. J B Taylor, Greelyville, S. C. W O WjjHall. 8-19-tf P.P.P.i P. P. P. will purify sad vitalise your blood, create a good appetite and give your whole system tone and strength. ? A prominent railroad superintendent at Savannah, suffering with Malaria, Dyspep- < Pia, and Rheumatism says: "After takin,P. P. P. he never felt so weQ in his life, and feels as if he could live forever, if he could always get P. P. P." I If you are tired out from over-work and close oonflnamnnt, take P. P. P. 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INSURANCE: | > Life, Fire, Plate Glass, Health, Accident, 5 J: Burglary, Live Stock. * 5 ^ We represent only the host ami most reliable companies. ^ P We will Rent your Houses and collect Rents. J E We will Sell your Real Estate for you. ^ 5 We will Loan Money on Improved Real Estate, i C WE WILL BOND YOU 5 ^ as Cashier, Treasurer or any position of trust in ^ the most reliable companies in the country. ^ \ Kingstree Insurance, Real Estate and ^ > ^oan Company, 5 C Office at Bank of Williamsburg. Kingstree, S. C. ^ XMMAMWMMAMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMAMMX Educational Rally ? FOR WILLIAMSBURG COONTY UNDER THE AUSPICES OF THE State Educational Campaign Committee ON x"7 i*?j AUGUST 30,1909, I AT KINGSTREE HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIU M , AT 11:30 A.M. Speakers so far secured are: 7a Mrs Mary T Nance Daniel?''School Improvement."' U Rev J W Truluck?"The Trustees Relationship to the (d School." W John G Clinkscales? vl 0 M Mitchell ?"Consolidation and Local Taxation." Ji Other speakers will discuss: "Better Buildings and Equipment," # 'Longer School Terms," "Better Teachers and Salaries" and (i 'Fewer Changes of Teachers." W Every Trustee and Every Teacher f n the county are wanted at the meeting, as well as W 411 Others Who Want Better Schools, r One Thousand Patrons f Lre wanted to hear these speakers. M J. G. McCullough, r ? j? 4. fnr \Ci 11 ia mcVmror l^nnntu auperinicuucut wi .. ?a ? Jm 8i2-3t y vs CLIFFORD SEMINARY-1 <AN IDEAL HOME SCHOOL FOR GIRLS Piedmont belt of South Carolina. Gives Individual attention to each student. School family limited to 40. Seven Instructors. Confers A. B. degree accredited by 8tate Board of Education. Climate unsurpassed. S136 pays all charges for year?room, table board and literary tuition. For catalogue address REV. B. Q. CLIFFORD, D. D., 6MU UNION, S. C. / k / "CE!=== p Winter stock 3 I MILLINERY> 11 r.onPANV m W 1 1 1 K 3 ' J iaaiiatniUiuiiiaiiiiaiUaiaiauiitiiiauiuiliUiuauiuilUX | ?fiiiii g ii? ooyiyi?n \ We invite )'ou to see our line of Piedmont, Durham, Goldsboro and Carolina | BUCCIES AND SURREYS. 3 The famous and well known J | RUSSELL AND WEBER WAGONS. None better than the McCormickMowersandHakes I A large and select line of HARNESS, SADDLES, WHIPS AND SUMMER ROBES. 1 ' PRICES AND TERMS REASONABLE. 9 Yours to please, ? Williamsburg Live Stock Co, j Kingstree, S. C. D @ 1 Most ; J Any A Bank Vj Can handle your business after a fashion, when times are good and money easy. When times are hard and money tight you feel the need of a business 4 connection with a BIG, STRONG AND RELIABLE BANK. a' Do your barking business and make your credit good with the OLDEST BANK I.\ WILLIAMSBURG BOUNTY, | THE BANK OF KINGSTREE. 1 RESOURCES - - - - - $200,000.00 ! D. C. Scott, N. D. Le^esne, P. W. Fairey, President. Asst. Oishier. Cashier. J s> ? I | LADIES' WAISTS. | J j ON ACCOUNT OF OVERSTOCK. W 1 j WE ARE OFFERING OUR EN-1 1 TIRE LINE OF UP-TO-DATE 8 1 LINGERIES AND FINE MUS-JLj | LINS AT COST. xM Ij^^eron^ ? " ?????????? . INIVERSITY SOUTH CAROLINA^ SCHOOLS OF Arta, Law, J Science, Engineering and \ Education, Graduate Studies. ] Ten different courses IeadiDg to the degrees of A. B. and B. S. College . ?s, room and light, $86. Board, $12 per month. Tuition remitted in special j Forty-two scholarships, each worth $100 in cash and free tuition. j For catalogue address ^ MITCHELL, ^ ' . r ^*8^8