The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, July 15, 1909, Image 3
B Written by E. H Williams, Esq,. Many
B Years Ago.
j Several times recently onr Like !
H iCity coirespondent has referred to
B !H Williams. Esq, or '-Ned"
[Williams, of tender memory to those|
of our older citizens of Williams*
:burg and Georgetown counties, who
I admired him foi his sparkling wit i
B and quaint originality and loved j
' him for his cheerful optimism audi
m" 1genial, kindly personality. MrJ
V Bass, who was a fellow disciple of
? | Blackstone with Mr Williams, even
r .?. } veniureu to quote. or raiuer iuief
quote, a distich from the divine afflatus
of the latter's poetic *0111 and
was promptly and properly called
down by the author (who happened
to see it) of the little pastoral sonnet
that was so ruthlessly butchered
The foregoing leads up to the following
parody 011 "The Raven," a
product ot Mr Williams' pen a
v quarter of a century ago, when he
* lived, moved and had his being in
these parts and wrote "pieces" for
the local papers that attracted wide
attention. The parody published
below was given to us several years
before his death by the lateE Girar
deau Chandler, Esq, who being au
enthusiastic admirer of Edgar Allan
l'oe and a warm friend of Mr
r Williams, wrote the article from
memory. He explained to us at
the time, as we remember it, that
the parody was written by Mr
Mr Williams for the Georgetown
Enquirer under the pen name
"Assalla,'' the Latin for "A Splinter,"
which was the writers favorite
uom deplume. The poem follows:
A Catecory.
Very well do I remember!
It was in the bleak November,
Cold enougn to treeze an emoer
Fresh from down below.
I bad off my garments shucked me,
And en deshabille had tucked me
Into bed to snore:
When without my window shutter
Something did distinctly mutter.
Then. 0 Moses! such a sputter
Never "larum?>d ears before!
Quickly on my pillow turning.
All my fears as foolish spurning,
I sat up in beo
For an instant, then upstarting
And towards the wittfow darting.
Calmly asked if Hell took part in
The rumpus on my shed
* Open then I flung the shutter.
Wk When from out tne wooden gutter
Shot with many a spit and sputter
Past me to the floor.
Black as any parson's black hat
Thai adorns old Satan's hatrack,
A huge, tall and stately tomcat
Of the saintly days of yore.
Not a minute stopped or stayed he,
But, with tail tnat would have made
three
Of a common cat's, he paid*me
No respect save growling low.
"Fiend!"! shrieked,"thou meanest evil!
Whether love beguiled, or devil
Lured thee here to hold thy revel
On the night's Plutonian shore,
lake tnv rat-trap ir<>m ray novel,
And thy claws from off my floor "
Hut that Thomas-< a tbeguilin*
All mv dander into smilin'
By the fond, expectant style in
Which he edged toward the door;
Meowed one meow and?nary more
Cautiously among the bric-brac,
Sought I, for a joint of stove-stack,
Or. perchance, a pious bootjack.
With intent to lay him low.
"Croesus* wealth shall not thee ransom!"
Cried I, when with quite a handsome
Bound he shot spang through the
transom.
Just above ray chamber door.
Nicodemus! How I swore!
"THflNIOlT DEPOT."
j
Entertainment to Be Given by Ladies of
Kingstree Civic League.
Under the auspices of the Civic
league aud the personal direction of
Miss Myrtle Mae Critchlield, the entertainment
entitled "Union Depot,"
or scenes from a union*station, will
be given by local talent in tbe
Kingstree opera house Friday night,
July 16. This play has been given
all over South Carolina aud has
proved to be one of the most attractive
on the local boards. Kings tree's
best talent will participate, and the
enterprise promises to be a great
success.
f
Sees Mother Grow Young.
"It would be hard to overstate the
wonderful change in my mother
since she began to use Electric Bitters,"
writes Mrs W L Gilpatrick of
Danforth, Me. "Although past 70
she really seems to be growing young
again. She suffered untold misery
from dyspepsia for 20 years. At last
she could neither eat, drink nor
sleep. Doctors gave her up and all
remedies failed till Electric Bitters
k worked such wondtrs for her health."
3 They invigorate all vital organs,cure
Liver aud Kidney troubles, induce
sleep, impart strength aud appetite.
Only 50c at D C Scott's.
3 W. G. T. U. DEPARTMENT. u
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(Contributed.)
Editor County Record:?
Since watching the last desperate
battle between civil liberty and the
liquor traflic that is now being waged jj
in the columns of yoni paper and ji
others. 1 beg to have a word.
There is no room for the liquor;"
traffic and liberty both to live; one!
i
or the other must go. i i
While police commissioner of theij
city of Ne.v York Theodore lioose- j i
velt said: -'The most powerful sa-1 j
loon keeper controls the j?oliticiansI]
and the police, while the latter in ,
i i * -1 :i .iL .
turn terrorize anu uiucKinau an my- i
er saloon keejiers. If the American i
people do not cootrol it. it will con-!
trol them." <
It must be admitted by friend and i
foe alike that the liquor traffic is now
on the defensive side. It is ou trial .
before the court of all the people and
is endeavoring to show cause why it ]
should not be put to death.
Who are its defenders? Speaking ! i
broadly and admittiug an occasional I]
exception, you will lind ou the^Jej;
of prohibition the minister^
white ribbon women, the^^
workers, the Sunday-school tea.
the church members, the best 0^0
business and professional me and,"!]
in general, the education, *'ltore 1
and refinement of our citize^5ih;p.
On the saloon side (besprinkled all
too freely with geutlemen of eminent (
respectability) you will find a group
controlled and dominated by distill- ,
ers. brewers, salooukeepers, bartend- *1
ers and dispensers, and to which (
thieves, thugs, gamblers and harlots 1
give their loyal support. If we knew
nothiog else abont the liquor traffic,
the character of its friends and de- '
fenders ought to damn it forever.
Here are some propositions you '
whiskey defenders may refute,if you
can do it in the light of statistical
proof or documentary evidence:
1st. That the liquor traffic on economic
grouuds is eutirelyjdefenseless, j,
that the business creates no value,
meets no legitimate want of society,
absorbs vast values, that it is the ,
enemy of prosperity and the foe of !
labor. ' !
2nd. That the liquor traffic de- !
bauches and degrades all who come !
in contact with it and is the most '!
Life 100.000 Years Ago. j
Scientists have f on nil in a cave in j
Switzerland bones of men who lived I
100,000 years ago, when life was in !
constant danger from wild beasts, j
To-day the dangep,as shown by A W :
Brown of Alexander, Me, is largely
from deadly disease. "If it had not
been for Dr King's New Discovery,
which cored me, I could not have i
lived," he writes, "suffering as I did
from a severe lung trouble and stubborn
cough." To cure Sore Lungs,
Colds, obstinate Coughs and prevent
Pneumonia, it's the best medicine on
earth. 50c and $1.00, Guaranteed
by D C Scott. Trial bottle free.
prolific source from which come re-,
cruits to our criminal classes.
3rd. That the traffic itself is a
huge orgauized criminal, the large
majoiity of the man engaged in the;
business being frequent violators of,
the law. ;
4th. That prohibition,though imperfectly
enforced and by no means
ideal, has nevertheless proved itself
to be the most effectual means of restraint.
The life of the farmer is hard j
enough withdut the interference of I
the whiskey business with his labor;
of producing something for the sua-1
tenance of lhe human family. It |;
sends to hiui hirelings ofttimes tin-1;
fitted for work on days when props r
are critically needing attention,when !;
a day's work lost means a bale of;;
cotton destroyed by neglect. :
The whiskey business entices his ;
youthful son to drink,gives it to him j
as a treat until the drink habit forces
him to disorderly conduct (if not to
crime), leading to an arrest that
takes from the farmer a bulk of r
hard-earned cash (the culmination of ;
the dramseller's device) to get his h
son released from indictment; and ! <
takes from his family the self-re- j'
spect that upheld them in social i?
circles. J!
O voters! My boys may go to ruin j ]
through the legalized liquor traffic!
by your consent and vote, but your \
boys never will by the consent of this!;
Farmer. i;
Annual Meeting Came to ao End In
Greepvtlle Thursday.
After closing the thirty-fifth annual
meeting Thursday night with
au elaborate banquet the editors of
the South Carolina Press Association
left Greenville f<>r their homes early
L 1 IU.IJ ill '1 lllllgt
The business session of the associ- j
tion Thursday was largely attended
and after the reading of several interesting
papers it was decided to go
into the election of officers. The following
were elected:
President, August Kohn. manager
Columbia bureau, the News and
Courier.
Vice Presidents, William Banks,
uty editor the State, and J C Mace,
the Marion Star.
Secretary, R L Freeman, Pee Dee j
Advocate. Bennettsville.
Treasurer, Jas L Sims, Times and
Democrat, Orangeburg.
Members of the executive committee:
E II AuII, Newberry Herald and
News; E II DeCamp,Gaffney ledger,
md Ct'm E Gon/.ales, the State.
\Afterj5ix teen years' service, Pros?
.1 declined re-election and j
^ohn's electiou was unanimous.
Glenn Springs was selected as the
place for the next meeting over Clem?on
College.
Get DeWitt's Caibolized Witch
Hazel Salve when you ask for it.
There are a great many imitations,
but there is just one original. This
salve is good for anything where a
salve is needed to be used, but it is
especially good for Piles. Sold by D
C Scott.
Marriage.
Two volumes bound in one complete
With thrilling story old but sweet;
No title needs the cover fair,
Two golden hearts are blended there.
(Fr :m the b<">k"Heart Throb* in the
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Old papers for sale cheap by
the hundred at T?e Kecord
office.
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i Do You J
* Know It *
| Requires 4 i
^ to 6 Years *
? to build a Stuff or Shaw piano, ?
? from the time we place the lam- ?
? fer in oui-^ 'tuber yard* until ?
? the piano in W 1 Ye air- ?
? dry all out r and that is ?
? one reason tn^vur pianos are ?
? so thorouyhli/ good. ?
} The Lumber t
? in about two-thirds ot" the pianos ?
? made is in virgin forests less than *
? twelve months before they are ? j
? finished ready to sell. They are J
t made out of kiln dried lumber ?
? and this is the principal reason a
? they will not stand arid are so un- ?
? satisfactory after a few years. * |
* One piano in a lifetime is enough ?
$ and if that piano is a Silcfl'it J
? it will, ? j
$ WRITE TODAY. I
\ Chas. M. Stieff {
< Manufacturer of the a
f Artistic Stieff, Shaw and a
| Stieff Self-Player Pianos, f
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t SOUTHERN WABEROON: {
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j 5 W. Trade St. j!
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< Charlotte, - N. C.
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t C.H. WILMOTH, J
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Electric
Bitters
Succeed when everything else fails.
In nervous prostration and female
weaknesses they are the supreme
remedy, as thousands have testified.
FOR KIDNEY, LIVER AND
STOMACH TROUBLE
it is the best medicine ever sold
over a druggist's counter.
I Cold after cold; cough after cough! Troubled with this
; taking-cold habit? Better break it up. We have great
confidence in Aver's Cherry Pectoral for this work. No
medicine like it for weak throats and weak lungs. Ask
your doctor for his opinion. He knows all about it.
His approval is valuable. Follow his advice at all times.
No alcohol in this cough medicine. J. C.Aycr Co.,Lowell,Mas*.
I Always keep a good laxative in the house. Takeadosewhen yourcoldfirstcomeson. What
is the best laxative for this? Aver s Pills. Ask your doctor his opinion. Let him decide.
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J KMI'KtE llKAUtU ANII Hlllll 5LHUUL, j
[ Kingstree, S. C. |
| High School Department}
iBoys and Girls prepared for College or for Business Life. <
PURE WATER. EIGHT INSTRUCTORS. \
HEALTHFUL LOCATION, FINE MUSIC DEPARTMENT. \
5 O/IIIAAI 11'1'PV it .. n,;4V, J
> nihn SI nuuij AililBA ICtCIIU\ I.UIU|)1CICU nan utiuun ui >
I and spacious Auditorium. \
( AMPLE ROOM FOR BOARDING PUPILS. f
I TERMS REASONABLE. \
| Fall Term Begins j
[ Monday, September 13. j
P For information apply to )
} n /> r>nnn )
> n. L,. nrra, )
? Clerk Board Trustees. f
J. G. COLBERT,
i Superintendent. c
| Kingstree. S. C. j
| STOLL BROTHERS I
<8/ Ask to see our (g)
? PARIS GREEN GUNS AND SPRATS @
? Keep the flies out of the house by using @
?SCREEN DOORS, WINDOWS AND;FLY TRAPS?
? A full supply of ?
? REFRIGERATORS, ICE CREAM FREEZ-?
?ERS. ICE TEA TUMBLERS AND COOLERS ?
?. platball: @
? We liave the goods. ?
? You should keep cool by using one of our ?
.?. ?
? Ask to see tlietn. ?
? STOP! |
'/s\ n-n ,1 ~ ii,? intact i'n ETDIIlT IADCi Parent ton V
jg/ tiin duu see me iai?i in r nwi wmiw *"x' (O)
JgTJars are better.
?J Not a bit of trouble to ring 35,so ring for what you want?
? or call and see for yourself. jgj
? OUR BUILDING MATERIAL <?>
.?department is complete, such as Sash, Doors, Blinds. Lime,?
?Cement, Nails and Booting. (gj
? COFFINS AND CASKETS ?
?always on hand. Services rendered day or night. Bernem-?
?ber the place, igj
&I?ingstreeHardweire Co.?
j ^ Remember Kingstree as the coming tobacco market. f~;
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WE STOCKS WE
BUY BONDS BUY
AND f\ND AND;
SELL LANDS SELL
It will pay you to always see us when you have
any business of this kind.
OFFICE OVER BANK OF WILLIAMSBURG -??
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iSTOP! LOOK! USTEN!|
(?) Have you bought your (gj
I TOBACCO FLUES? f
jgj It not, why not? We are still making them at the samejg[
w place, so come in and give us your order. ,
' SBHj^^Hj|B ;V'J
FOR SALE .
Poland-Cliina Pigs
1 AI*oa ft*w wmiiic Iinan.iiiil Sow*: fill I-flooded
' >tivk cntitSfd to ntriMr.Uion : ap-* from << weeks
! t<? ?5 nioiilhv i'ri?v> from *.*?. 00 to jlO.Ou. Prices
I tiuotcil arc 1<~? tha i < ne-half what the ^ante
?I...I I./ HI ?---? ? .... In Vlnrli,!., . .r IVn.
mil n-i
' ne?-f< TIihm.'an-tiii.'>|4'i-imcii)'of Jinjr* ;rom
! my cxj^ri.Lcv far >;iy>rri..r to tin- Berk*aire
Tliou;:li 1 have a lew Berkshire* for ?nle too, Lut
not fill I blooded.
come and mv uie or m'ivJ in yourorder. I will
please vou.
J. J. n. GRAHAM,
fiades, 5. C.
use m 1.
SI CCKSSOKS TO
GEO. 8. HACKER S SON
CHARLESTON. S. C.
^wWTOJan
^KlBu?un?
5? BH|
j WE MANUFACTURE
J Doors. Sash and Blinds;
and Balusters; Grilles and Gable
Ornaments; Screen Doors and Windows.
WE DEAL IN
Glass, Sash Cord and Weights.
'
. .J
Paint Your Buggyl:
A
We can make it look like new..
Any .J
HI !, IH \
or other vehicle
lapwi 1 Per Cni.
in appearance by paintirlg".
Also * r
Blacksmith, Wheelwright,
Horsehoeing
and General Repair
Work on short notice.
Bring Us Your Work.
U7 M .v
T? . 1U. T ausc IX JUU
6-10-tf , \
4' Kingstree Lodge
No. 91
J0P$L of Pyt^icis
e ' Kc^u)ar Conventions Every
2nd and 4th Wednesday nights
Visiting brethren always welcome,
Castle Hall 3rd story eiourdin Building.
M. li. Jacobs, C. C.
Thos. McCutchen. K li S & M F
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FOR SALE. ^
Itrii-k in any quantity To suit purchaa ? .
er. The Best Drv Tress Machine-made
-v bxSTCK:. ar
Special shapes i^ude to order. Oorrepondenee
aolieired betore placing your
orders. ^ R. FUNK.
; Registration Notice.
The office ot the Supervisor of Registration
will be < p?-n on the 1st Moo- ,,
day in each month for the purpose of
registering any peri..n who is uuali
fled 88 follows:
Who shall have been a resident of
the State for two years, at.d of the
county one year, and of the polling precinct
in which the elector offers to
vote four months before the day of
election, and shall have paid, six
months before, any poll tax then due
and payable, and who can both read
and write any section of the constitution
of I895 submitted to him by the
Supervisors *of Registration, or who
can show that he owns, and- has paid
all taxes collectable 011 during the
: present year, pioperty in this State
j assessed at tbre* Hundred dollars or
more. J. Y. McGILL,
<.lerk of Board.
Sontb Carolina Military Academy.
SCIIOLARSHI i' EX A MINATION.
One vacant beneficiary scholarship
in South Carolina Military Academy
exists in "Williamsburg county.
Applicants must be between the
ages of 16 and 20 years of age, physically
qualitied for military service, of
good moral character, and unable to
bear their expenses at college. The
subjects for the competitive examination
are lTnited Mates history,
fjngiisn grammar, descriptive geography,
arithmetic and algebra through
quadratic equations.
Application." filled out by parents or
guardians must be forwarded to the
Citadel not later man'July -'Sth.fc#
For blanks or further information,
address
Coi.. O. J. i;? ND. Supt. Citadel,
j 7-S-:U Charleston, S. U.
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