The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, September 17, 1908, Image 5

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Monthly Statement FOR 1 I \ V' "4 +/ I^spersary No. Location Kings tree 1 Aeadem*Lake City 2 e otate Den) 1 imittee for rev Total, " v,., STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,* Williamsburg County. J PERSONALLY APPE rH ty Dispensary Board, who being each d and correct. Sworn to and subscribed b 14 TALE OF A LACE WRAP. : l?v>*Jving In Its Climax ths Prcbltm of Fominins Shrowdnoss. One of several men employed in a downtow n office boisterously proclaimed the time honored principle that women are devoid of principle. "They are trickv to the core, erery mother's daughter of them," he said. "They don't know what honesty means." Mr. Bateman resented the impu- j tation. "I don't believe a word of that," he said. "Women have just as ound principles as men. Take my wife, for instance. She is the soul of honor. You couldn't hire her to do a tricky thing. Just let me tell you what a trump she showed her-li J - V - 1. CI. ! Ben to oe a ?i?;o. one ?as wiping home from ihe matinee. While crossing Broadway f lie found a package that had evidently been I dropped from the platform of a car. Obviously there was no way of catehing the ear and restoring the 5S. "^package, so of course she brought j it home. It contained six yards of I beautiful creamy lace. The cheek said it had been paid for and cost 1-3.50. '/ "Now, my wife had two w^ps j hose sleeves needed rcjx. od, human n^^jbb , he*'\ * -.1 DulTaikU*.,?^ lace for n ... g. it her spirit of rectitude triumph;<Xo,' she said, T won't use the j I will take it back to the I Possibly the nerson who lost j i inquire arou. it at tne iosi / TttUiih " PC P Quat>''T ??the lafe .~iu _ ootner about the woman \ f who had lost it. My wife seemed startled at my iniquity. v "If 1 return it and the loser doesn't call for the lace, what will become of it?' she asked. " 'The store will gobble it up,' said I, 'and sell it over again. It belongs to you just as much as to them.' "But she was resolute- 'Possibly you are right,' she said, 'but I cannot keep what is not mine. I must return the lace.' "And she did," continued Mr. :Bateman proudly. "And that, I take it, is as pretty an instance of honest dealing as tou will find in anybody, either man or woman." The scoffer at feminine honesty admitted that for an example of ^ probity Mrs. Bateman's heroic surrender of lost property would be hard to beat, and the meeting adjourned with sentiment leaning pretty strongly toward the maligned aex. Mr. Bateman went home in a particularly happy frame of mind. He kissed his wife with unusual lerrer and finally offered to take ;her to a theater. When she waa v. dressed he noticed a difference in the appearance of her mohair wrap. "Isn't that lace something like that you found in the street the ther day?" he asked. "Yes/1 she said, "it is the same iece." - ? ? i * a \ % en "I ttiougnt you tooK 11 oactrad Batsman. Mrs. Bateman blushed. "I did," he said faintly, "but I?I got it tgain. I couldn't give it up. I went to the lost and found department the next day and asked for it myself/' ."Oh!" said Bateman. ? New -wk Times. Weak Kidneys |onm mn toMfeU ttta ui otkir oifu at Hha M;. Tba fn notion of Ui kidnara la ta uparali laottuk salt mad wiMr la tna yramm af drcnlalloa, and to ramors tkaaa ud attsntantpslasni from tba body thronyh Mbkiibladdar. Tkirefors vb?c Ui kldaars ^VbaoonM Ikiiwl ut vwk tbayars naturally naabia to parfom tbalr work pronarly, and M pain* in tba back, Inflammatlai ofthabladdav ~ and nrlnary dlaordara ara tba raanlt. lt la tmparatfra that a nrompt raljnf ba afford*4, vHeh !i kapoaalbla nnlaM yon raaaora tba DeWiti's Kidney end Bladder Pills promptly allmlnata polaona from tba syatam and at tba aama tlma maka tba kldaaya wall and atrony. For Waak Kldnaya, Baokaoha, Innammalon of tha bladdar ana all urinary trouble* Da Witt's Kldnay and Bladder Pills ara unsurpassad. <ek's Trent men t for 25c. )koaay bask If thay falL For Sale by W L Wallace. j of ttie Dispensaries in M rHE MONTH OF AUGUST, ill Slack is Giren at Consumers' Prices. To'-il Invoice Includinc -took on Hand fc^r-t Tot*1 "vie* i a'.jjcj <i?o leliet it t <*-c at hand and the most positi* given that they can be cureu ( k.?* what a Kingstree citizen says j i3' Mrs E E King, W Main c n. K:igrStree, S CM says: "J Kidney Pills to ' niorlir I was at. ;ARED W. E. Snow'uVlulI, naggin ,s uly and severally sworn.' .y efore me this tenth da; ' t-temuef, 1 J. R. ST WHALE GUNS. How Ttray Originated and Whan They , Were Firet Ueed. Th? first attempt to use guns in the capture of whales was made as long ago a6 1731. As the reader knows, the warships of that period carried swivels as well as great guns, the swivels being small cannon having a bore of something like an inch in diameter. They were called swivels because they were mounted on a universal joint, -- ?;?1 _t or swivel, uv means 01 wnicu uiey | could be pointed in any desired direction. Some bright man-o*-war sailor conceived the idea of using them to kill whales. The weapon that was then developed consisted of a stout barrel, perhaps thirty inches long, that was supplied with a wooden stock which was pivoted I in an iron fork rising from the bow of a common wlfaleboat. The projectile was a short, two barbed harpoon, the shank of which was expanded a short distance above the barbs until it fitted comfortably within the bore of the gun. The expanded part of the shank was j slotted, and a ring was made to ! slide to and fro within the slot. To this ring the harpoon line was secured. s In loading this gun a charge of floose powder was poured into the barrel, a wad inserted and ram- i med home with the butt end of the I Viamnnn tVio linmAnn rommninc I of course, within the barrel, ready J for the shot. As the harpoon was j pressed home the rimer naturally ; slid along the slot and finally rested against the muzzle of the pun. The pun was. fired bv means of a flint-' lock that was inclosed within a metal ease to protect it from the flying spray. Of course when the pun was fired the rinp slid alonp the slot in the harpoon until it brought up against the butt; then it dragged out the line. This swivel was used with some j but no permanent success. Aiming was difficult while the boat was rolling and plunging over the waves, and with lack of accuracy came the danger of firing the harpoon into another boat instead of the whale. Moreover, the looee J /i. li.J J iV. powurr wu uiiru wruru, ?u.iu tuc gun became useless at the moment when it was needed most.?Forest and Stream. Melancholy Thought When a man really gives hii thoughts up chiefly to eatables and drinkables he generally ceases to think of anything else after awhile. It is related in an old book on French cookery that Fontenelle, a French author of the early part of the eighteenth century belonging to the school of the precieuses, or literary exquisites, was found one beautiful morning lying at ease on 41.. -1-.. .4 - v:n iuc rivyv ui a uiu. In the valley was a large flock of theep. They skipped about daintily, waiting for their gnardian to take them home. A friend of Fontenelle surprised him gating meditatively upon these sheep. "Aha!" said the friend. "The amiable philosopher ponders without doubt upon the vicissitudes of life." 1 "Y-yea," said Fonteaaelle. "I had been carefullv loolrinr over this flock, and I said to myself, It is possible that among these 200 sheep there is not one tender leg of mutton" ~? i The Sandwich. I A reputed humorist went out i from his lair the other day and ' finally discovered a victim. "Why," said the R. H., "is a man who has seen London on a foggy ; day and a man who lias not seen 1 London on a foggy day like a ham i sandwich?" 1 "Give it up," said the victim i suspiciously. "It's easy," quoth the R. H. "Give it up," repeated the vie- < tim firmly. i "Why," was the reply, "one haB < seen the mist and the other has 1 missed the scene. Jtta, ha! Catch . it?" "Of course I do, you lunatic!" ] answered the victim. "But what in the world has the sandwich to do with it?" J "That's where you bite," said the 1 joker.?London Globe. / Williamsburg County 1908. I j rc rxpt'ivs?_'v r%KK.> vu Iiouu fc-??k8?0 Lttet nk?ry Day of Month 305.78 3,873.30 L*MJ86 9.7t> 2,802.55 ri09.34 2,194.e5 721.9b $ 9.75 $8,870.50 , members of the Williamsburg Coun a that the foregoing statement is true 908. eele, Notary Public. [L. s.] THE IDEAL HEIGHT. F?r Man It Is an Inch and a Half Undar 8*> Fsct. Recruits who are much over six feet tall are not desired for the United States array. There are exceptions. of course; but, as a rule, men wh run much over six feet lack dept. chest and by reason of inadequate 'ting capacity fall below the averag vin power of enduro rw.*> dlivv ^ T -? height for a man, accoi to observations from a milita oint of view, is an inch and a hr .inder six feet. It does not s . to be intended by nature that t male human animal shall exed tliis stature if due regard is to oe had for development at all points. On the other hanxl, it is an obvious disadvantage for' physical effectiveness to be under the average number of inches. At five feet ten and a half a man attains his best development of muscle and bone, with highest vital efficiency. Just what is the average height for a man seems to be not satisfactorily settled. Obviously it differs largely with race, we and the Japanese representing among civilized peoples the two extremes. On the other hand, t'he American Indians are taller than we are, and the aborigines of Patagoina are the loftiest folk in the world, inasmuch as the men eommonlv run over six foot in height. When the early Spanish explorer? described them as a race of giants they were not far from the fact. Even in the United States the stature seems to varv considerably with locality. During the civil war,; from the beginning to the end of which our government put into the field and on l>oard of fighting ships more than 2,500,000 men. the tallest recruits came from Kentucky, averaging over five feet eight and a half inches. Kansas, Minnesota, i Missouri, California and Nevada came next in the order given, all of them over five feet eight. Maine, Illinois and Michigan averaged five feet seven and four-fifth inches and Ohio and Pennsylvania a trifle less. Recruits from Massachusetts and Connecticut stood at the foot of the list, measuring five feet six and a half inches. After fifty years of age the human body begins to undergo a progressive shrinkage. Not only do the muscular tissues lose bulk, but even the bones become smaller. Meanwhile there is a contraction of the cartilaginous tissue between the vertebrae of the backbone, which causes a lose of neignt, a roan originally six feet tall frequently losing as much ae an inch and a half of his stature by the time he is seventy years old.-rSaturday Evening Post. THE PARROT TALKED. And -th* Qirl -L?*ro*d Something Now About Haraalf. "If I wished to change my voca- 1 tion," said the tall girl, "I could go right downtown now and get the Tvr>ci + !rtn i m Q <TM n B Ht? Tt Ij U^XI WV puoivivu ? see rag that I have a peculiar talent. 1 just discovered it yesterday. It came to light while I was waiting < for an elevated train. "At the station at the same time was a boy carrying an unusually 1 large birdcage in which swung an unusuallv large parrot. Many persons gathered around the cage to 1 admire the bird and to ask ques- : fcions. I asked a few myself. u irk? T l^uro iiC i-ojiv. ram a. "The bov answered very patiently. 'Not any more,' he said. He hasn't talked for two years. He is a South American bird. We brought him here from Guayaquil two years ago, and he has never talked since. I guess he must be homesick/ "Several men and boys hovered Dver the cage, one after the other, and attempted to engage Polly in jonversation, but he blinked at them all in contemptuous silence. Bv and bv 1 spoke to him. " Hello, Polly/ said I. How do pou feel today?' " 'Hello yourself,' said Polly. i "The boy nearly fainted. 'Why, : miss,' he said, 'whatever did you do : to him?' I "1 assured the lad I had. done : nothing that T was aware of and that J wan as much eurpri8e<l as anybody at my succe?6 in eliciting a reply. " 'Try him again,' said the bov. 'See if he will say anything more.' "I did try again, and every time 1 spoke the bird talked. back. % The unexpected loquacity.on the part of the parrot inspired numerous witticisms among the men. 'Its a case of like curing like,' murmured one rude wretch on the outskirts of the crowd. "It's a wise bird that recognizes a kindred tongue,' said somebody else. But there was one man present who descended to no such levity. He approached me in a serious maimer and nanaeti out a business card. "'I am the manager of thia place,' he said. The address was that of a large bird store. 'Any parrot,' he went on. 'that has stopped talking or that is just learning to talk will talk better for a woman than for a man. But even among women there are a certain few that exercise a fwculiar influence over the birds. I cairt exfl&in why. Nobody can explain it. t simply is so. I have in my store now,' he continued in direct conversation with me, 'several parrots that so far cannot 1m> induced to talk. One is a beautiful Mexican parrot. He belongs to a doctor, who would pay a good round sum to anybody who would teach the bird to talk. Would you mind trying your peculiar powers on him?" "Of course I declined the offer. I didn't feel particularly proud of certain mysterious qualities that appealed exclusively to the minds of poll parrots. Still,/? is consoling to know that if I cOr need a new position i am epf /tent to till one in which ther *ill be but little rivalry."?Chic go Kecord-Herald. > Straightening It Out. "I pee," he said to the reporter of a daily paper, "that you have been writing up a shark story." "Yes, I tried my hand at that." "But you are a nature fakir, sir. You have a shark sweep a man of i raft with his tail and then eat hi up. It is the alligator that uses his tail in that fashion." "Are you sure about it?" "Of course I am. What are yqu going to do about it?" "Why, I'll have to write another storv tomorrow and have the shark put the man back on the raft and then make some arrangements with some alligator to get hold of him in the proper way."?Kansas City Independent. Taking a Walk. Justice?What have you to say in answer to the charge ol stealing this man's plank walk? The Accused?I took it by advice of my physician, yer honor. He told me to take a long walk every day. This was the first long walk 1 saw today, and of course I took it. A man can't afford to employ a doctor unless he takes his advice. Justice ? The court, however, will give you advice for nothing? three months' rest. You will take it in the house of correction.?Boston Transcript. He DM. "Whatever station in life you may be called to occupy, my boy," said the father in sending his 6on out into the gTeat world, "always do vour best." 'T will," replied the young man, with emotion. He never forgot his promise. Years afterward, when a prosperous man of business, he did nis best friend out of a large sum of money. In epite of everything it turns out that way ohce in awhile.?Chicago Tribune. la\Md Him?If. Shepherd (concluding tale of bereavement)?Sae a gied her some o' that wee bottle that ye left yest're'en, an' she just slippit awa' it fower o'clock the morn. Doctor?Dear, dear I I'm very ?ony to hear that. Shepherd (thoughtfully) ? Eh, man doctor, isna it a maircy a didna tak* any o* the wee bottle mase!'??Punch. Satisfied With Hsr Work. It was noticed that the woman devoted many more hours to mirror gazing than formerly. "I can't tell," ehe Baid, with dreamy satisfaction, "how many times I have caught people, especially women, Enapshotting me recently." "I shouldn't be so puffed up about it if I were you," said the brute of a man. "It wasn't your good looks that attracted them. They were taking pictures of your dresses, so they could copy the best points in their own clothes." "In that case," said the woman after a moment's visible disappointment, "I feel more highly complimented than if they had photo- j graphed me. Nature is responsible I lor me, but I designed my clothes ' myself." i I THE ROAD TC WEALTH. It Is the First Thousand Deil.rt That Counts. "The tiling that count*," >s;ul a man of independent!v large means, j jaccumulated by hard work, saving , i and wise investments, "is the first j j thousand dollar^. When you've got ! that amount together you are be- i ginning to get somewhere, and with ! that start you will want to keep on. j The red ink interest entries that j ! you see put down in your savings > bank book twice a year will strike * you very pleasantly indeed. As in- J * terest on your thousand dollars 4 you'll get $35 or $40 in a year. Your money has begun earning * money for you. * "You've got an income now, and 1 you'll want to add to it. You will 1 leave that interest in the bank, to * be added to your principal, and ( now your interest will begin to draw interest, and, to be sure, you y , will keep right on adding to your ( : principal, too, and every sir months y 1 you'll see those red figures growing * bigger and bigger, pretty figures to ( ! contemplate, and you'll keep right ( along saving. But the thing that * really counts is the first thousand j ( I dollars. Get that and you're all , J right, and you'll always be glad 1 I you saved it. | 1 I "For there really is nothing like ' < financial independence or like hav- ' ! ing at least some money laid by. : s j Then if you want money you've got 1 it. You don't have to go to friends 1 ! to borrow and take the risk of be- ? ! ing refused, the risk of being comEefled to go without what you need, j < f you've got money in the bank j 1 1 you can go there and get it. There 11 I rmVht. rnme a time when vou would I 1 | need money for your family or for ' ] | yourself very much. It's a grand 1 < thing to have it where you can get < it . I "There's nothing mean about 1 being saving and accumulating l money. On the contrary, it is every man's duty to make himself finan- j i cially independent. I don't mean ' ' at all that a man wants to set out j 1 to accumulate great wealth. There i 110 great fun in that. But what i Joes want to do is to get togeth- i er enough to live on modestly."? ( Xcw York Sun. Forehanded. ! 1 Little Ivatherine had been board- j , ing on a farm, and many of the ru- ] ! ral expressions were wholly unfamil- ! | iar to her. One day she chanced to ' ] ; hear her country hostess praising < the good qualities of a thrifty neighbor. i j "lie really ain't got much com- J i i pared to some folks," said the farm- ! 1 er's wife, "but he makes out won- , derful well. He's so forehanded." , That evening the man thus lauded happened to drop in, and Kath1 erine immediately sidled up to him, : with curious eyes. Slowly she re- ! volved about the chair in which he ' sat, and so persistently did she gaze 1 ( at him that the farmer's wife final- j ly noticed it. i "Well, Katherine," she said, "you , seem to find a good deal to look at \ in Mr. B.. don't you ?" , "Why," replied the child, her lit- ] tie forehead wrinkling in perplex- , ity, "I did want to see his two uvver , hands, but I can't. Is he sittin' on ( 'em?"?Xew York Times. j < l H? Got tho Ad. j "You're not on lhat horrid pa- J \ per, are you," cried the girl who { speak6 her inind, "though i did once ( meet a reporter from it who wai , rather nice ? He came to see about < getting an advertisement? What! ^ Not a reporter? Why, I thought ] he was. Well, anyway, I had lost a dog, and he said he had heard of it and wanted to know if I didn't want to advertise in his paper for it. I c told him I didn't belie re I liked his ] old paper, and he said he didn't' j j think much of it himself, but he ^ thought it was pretty apt to reach j the class of people who stole dogs. And so since he was so polite about 8 | it I thought I might as well advertise in it. But I didn't get the dog." ?New York Globe. H?w Printing B?gan. j Laurentius of Haarlem invented the art of printing about A. D. 1430 and practiced it with separate wooden types. Gutenberg afterward invented cut metal types, but the art was carried to perfection by ^ Peter Schoeffer, who invented the mode of casting the types in mat- I rices. Frederick Corsellis began to print at Oxford in 1468 with wooden types, but it was William Caxton who introduced into England the , art of printing with fusile types, in 1474. 1 6 Needed More. "Here is some complexion powder, auntie," said little Tommy Tod- r dies. tel bought this little box for mamma and the great big box for a you." "But why did you think I needed h such a large box?" asked the visiting aunt in surprise. ^ "Oh, because I heard papa say v you were two faced."?Kansas City Independent. j ^ '' Vt X . ?- - ? " - """ ** A BACHELOR DINNER. t Began With Medicated Soup and Ended With Olive Tarts. One often reads of the tremblings md anxieties which accompany the irst dinner parties of the young rife and housekeeper. Mr. Gerald jordon in "life.In .the Mofuasil"' rirea a bit of experience whioh hows that a youthful bachelor nakee his debut as an entertainer nth similar feelings of trepidation. Reeling almost as nervous as a girl or the success of hii initial social enterprise in India, he entered the lining room with his guests: "The table looked very well. In he center was a large citron melon, with the thick rind cut into ornanental shapes. The flowers ware >rettily arranged. When I viewed he dining room before the arrival >f the guests I felt well contented. "The critical moment waa when ve sat down. I was prey to a hunIred and one anxieties. These fears vere not flayed by seeing my right land neighbor only making a show if eating his soup. Then I saw the :olonel take one spoonful and order ;he servant to take it away. My iwn turn arriving, I found, to my lorror, a strong flavor of castor oil n the concoction. On looking round ;he table it was clear that every >ne else had discovered it. "The consumah, standing by the udeboard, was totally unconscious hat anything was wrong, and I had to tell him twice to remove the soup. ! "Later the horrible mystery was ?xplained. It was the custom of 1L - ? i.-" 1-- A. .i :_ me name LUUKB IU Duaiu ovuy through a cloth, and a clean onewas provided every day for the'purpose. In my establishment we burn castor oil in the lamps. The dutyDf straining the soup that day "was ^iven to a wretched undercook, whotook a cloth which had been used for cleaning the lamps. "This was trying, but every one , tried to make the best of matters. Ihe dinner went smoothly after this until dessert. Among the dishes was one of greengages with i lot of fluffy cream on top. I felt rather proud of this delicacy. The colonel tasted it. "'Goodness! Olives!' he shouted. "Alas, it was too true! At the time I had given out a bottle of freengages I had also given one of fine Spanish olives. Now, for the first time, I noticed the greengages lying innocently in a cut glass dish where the olives should have been. "This was too much for the ?uests' power of self restraint, and they laughed loudly and long. It was the best way to get over it, but I lid not soon bear the last of those olive tarts." Stones In Qussr Placss. A round stone is found in the joints of certain kinds of bamboo-., rhis is called "tabasbeer" and is supposed to be deposited from the siliceous juices of the cone. Another curiosity of this kind is ths-co?oanut stone, which is found im the endoseperm of the cocoanut in> Java and other East Indian islands, [t is pure carbonate of lime and is sometimes round, sometimes ear shaped, while the nppearance is that >f a white pearl without much lus :er. some or tnese stone? are as arge as cherries and as hard as Feldspar or opal. They are rarely Found and are regarded by the orientals as precious stones, the lower 'lasses using them as charms igainst diseases and evil spirits. Atones are also sometimes found io he pomegranate and in other East [ndia fruits.?Chicago News. Ne Great PwiiiknuAt Jared Wilkins possessed no edu ation and ,w?s eygn unable to read. Tarold, his grandson of seven years, earned of this for the first time rhen he asked him to read a story n his Aew book. , "Can't you read?" he asked in ufprise. "No, sonny." "Why can't you, grandpa?" "Because," the old gentleman redied impressively, "I was a bad K>y and wouldn't go to school." "Were you a real bad boy?" "Very bad." "And now you can't read?" "Not a word." "Well," said the youngster houghtfully, "it seems to me you ;ot off pretty easy."?Woman's Tome Companion. ui.u "You were having a quarrel with he prosecuting witness, were you iot?" said the judge in an effort to traighten out a complicated case. "Oi wor," was the reply. "And it was a verv severe quarel ?" "It wor, an' it kep' gettin' worser n' worser." "Can you give me some idea of ow bad it was ?" "Well, your honor, at wan toime )i t'ink it wor most as bad as rhat'6 been goin' on bechune the awyers in this case." ? Harper's Weekly.