A PARABLE QF PROGRESS. Said the placid pool to the rippling rill, .As it rollicked along on its way down the hill: "Oh, stay with me here! It is foolish and wrong For you to forever be rushing along. Stop here on the heights; for, as sure as you flow, You will only sink further and further below. You are noisy and boisterous: be quiet and hear The choii of the song birds carolling near. Be conteuted, my brother, and patiently try To remain where the God of the clouds made*you lie. j; is wiser ana easier iar to lie still, fcaid the placid pool to the rippling rill. ?aid the rippling rill to the placid pool. .As it lay m the shadows so quiet and cool: "1 know it is easy and pleasant to stay In one's flower-circled bed on the hillside all day; That each leap leaves me lower; and that, as 1 flow. fc^bme de?ert 01 death may await me below. Yet some spirit impels, in such magical way. That 1 feel it is better to simply obey; And, somehow, as onward 1 leap in the night. Toward the strange, distant valley, I know it is right. Ami that vntPtv i< euro if T I'AAn nifnrn'j rule." Said the rippling rill to the placid pool. So the placid {>ool lay selfishly still. Reflecting the stars and the sunshine, until Its purity paid the high price of its peace; Its water grew stagnant; its very life-lease Was cancelled in scorn by the sun overhead. And the placid pool died in its flowercircled bed. But the rippling rill, as it sped on its way. Grew larger and stronger and deeper each day. The sunshine strewed gems on its breast as it ran. To do useful service for nature and man. It grew to a river, and. when duty-free. It found permanent peace in the infinite sea. ?Charles Wesley Casson, in the Christian .Register. "juoixixruxnjiiinjiJirmjTJij 2 Ad Unwitting Crime. ? I tj By Oscar Tr'cnet. H I I 3rinnjmnjinnruuinnnjfi j HERE was despair written J L on Jack Marston's face. O O The walls of the room in Jt 1 * which lie was pacing rest^"^COV lessly seemed to close in upon h.'ra. and the day to grow blacker and blacker as the silence grew and ! the minutes passed on. At last he sank helplessly on a lounge In a corner. She came in then?the only woman in the world for him. but he did n^t notice her until she touched his arm. "Jack!" her voice shook queerly. "Is 1 she worse?" "Dead!" he stammered, as his eyes wandered nervously from the girl to the ground. "Edith is dead, and?oh. heavens!?you are accused of murdering her. There is a warrant out for your arrest, and the police are coming here to arrest you?to-night." Then followed a silence broken only ' by the quick beating of hearts. Dean, jacK. ine gm spose use one who liad been struck a severe blow. Oh. Jack?Jack!" She broke off suddenly and fell back In a chair. Jack stared at her wildly as he saw , the ashy pallor of her face, but when lie spoke again there was sympathy ' and sweetness in his voice. ^ "Dora?my love!" \Taik. you believe " "AJy heart?iny own heart, against all ' the juries aud judges in the world. You could not have killed my sister?you, who loved her so. Dora?my darling!" He gathered her in his aruis and told her everything then. 1 Dr. MacManus. the phy ician in at- 1 "tendance in Mrs. Edith Marston. Jack's i sister, who had been stricken down i with feveen invented ny a trencninan, .u. Fleit. It registers automatically the nute taken by the boat and the speed ninute by minute. It Is fixed on a ste?l pivot which ests on a stationary agate. This is mmersed in a basin containing a small juantity of mercury which serves for conducting the electric current that egisters all the movements of the compass. A small silver pointer is jept in electric communication with :he pivot by means of a flexible wire. The index is not usually in contact tvith the basin, but the electric current quickly opens and closes the rircuit. so that the angle of the boat with the meridian is correctly registered. The basin is divided into a [certain number of sections isolated from each other, and each corresponding with a special circuit. The registration is operated by means '>f an electric spark. Certain sections [>f the basin correspond with signal bells warning the captain of every time that the boat deviates from its normal direction. In case of an accident causing a stoppage, >lie time of the delay is faithfully noted.?London World's Work. ' 50,000,000 Yearly For (iolf. Would you imagine that something like $50,000,000 could he spent yearly on the game of golf? To begin with, there are 879 golf clubs in England, 700 in the United States, 032 in canny Scotland, 134 in Ireland, forty-three in Wales and sixty-three in different parts of the continent. There are, all told, probably not less than 3000 organizations devoted to golf playing. These clubs, counting their grounds, buildings and preliminary expenses, represent a permanent investment of $40,000,000 to $50,000,000; and comparatively few of them can be run at a yearly expense of less than $5000. The average membership is about 200 and the average yearly subscriptions of these 000.000 golf players amounts to nearly $20,000,000. Each of the players is equipped with an outfit that costs on an average about $20; and the yearly purchase of golf clubs, all over the world, amounts, therefore, to several millions of dollars.?Springfield Union. How to Water Plant*. It is much wiser to give plenty of water once every few days than a little each day. The latter method keeps the surface moist, and the roots naturally rise for the moisture, so that they are near the surface and will be injured by the heat of the following day. Give enough water to go deep, or else just enough to wash the leaves. The amateur should by preference water at night, for then the moisture has a chance to do its good work before evaporation starts under the heat of the sun's rays, as it does almost at once when watering is done in th# moruipg.?Garden Magazine, A Model Good Koad. An experiment in good road building that w ill prove of practical benefit * * z ~ elirf rnml TO lilC iMUU* IS IXIC" iuuuvi un i *w..? which was built by the Government experts, Messrs. Harrison and Sheets, through the Louisiana State University campus. This is an object lesson in roadbuilding that is nceiving some attention from the parish officials. This road is built of no material except dirt and at practically no cost, but it is solid and firm, and the hard rains and the heavy hauling to which it has been'irfcbjected has not injured it in the least. When the model good road was begun through the University campus, constructed of crushed brick and ground gravel, it was held that this road as an object lesson was valueless to the parish, for it would be impossible for the parish or the city to spend the sum of money that was being invested in this piece of road, and as the cost has figured up to about $2000 this criticism has been well founded. The dirt road building by the Government experts is the first practical tobject lesson done in this section, and it shows what can be done at little ^fost wini me native sun ui tut* (lai^u. The road was built principally with the scraper aiiu roller. The secret in j the whole business seems to be in pettins the right curve on the road and rolling it firm. The water docs not stand on the road and heavy traffic . even after a hard rain has made no I impression on the surface. This dirt road was completed last week, and since that date the rain has fallen in torrents and the traffic over the road has bt'cn heavy, but the road has not been effected by either and stands as tirm and as solid as the day it was completed.?Baton Itouge (La.) Times. School of Roiil Building. It is announced that the Iowa State Highway Commission will conduct the first pood roads school in America at an extra session of the State College, at Ames. The Good Roads' Association has wisely decided to hold its an. uual meeting simultaneously with this I session so that the attending members I may have the benefits of the systematic. practical instruction which will be given in the fundamental and essential features of road building and maintenance. An extensive exhibit of modern road building appliances will be shown in operation by experts in the different linos of work, short sections of road being constructed during the demonstrations. The all important principles of road drainage for both surface and soil water will receive proper attention, and full detail plans for culverts and drainage systems will be available. Road surveying and profile map work are also included within the scope of the lectures. Water the Greatest Foe. All practice and experience have clearly proven that the greatest foe to good roads is water. The draining of improved roads is. therefore, one of the first principles of road construction, and its importance should 1,n loaf aiy his paraphernalia for working. stood a typical traveling artist. Seated against the wall was the pro?1 IL-nnaco wliirli thp JM auu IUC " ?v artist was painting in oil on the canvas was a really good one. "The last time I witnessed such a sight." remarked my friend, "was years ago and away up in the heart of the Catskills."?Albany Journal. Hard to Play On. The experiences of George B. Cortelyou. chairman of the Republican National Committee, during the recent campaign were many and varied. With keen relish he tells of one that came under his notice. A country club about to give a parado was debating as to the number of transparencies to be had in line. It was about settled that twelve would be the proper number, when an old fellow with his trousers tucked in his boots arose and said: "I guess t^o will be about right. 'Tain't at vJ likely more'n two will know howMo play on 'em."?Success Magazine. ^ Unkind. In Boston, the other y, a young lawyer who spends most of his time trying to seem busy and prosperous wept out for a while, leaving on his door a card neatly marked: "Will be back in an hour." On his return he found that some envious rival had inscribed uuderneath: ".What for?" i i V"i With the Funny jjm \" The Vounj Man's rialnt. The hone of hoarding money Ls but an idle dream; It used to go for oysters And now it goes for cream. An Unpleasant Memory. *'I see they claim that next season will be a bad one for oysters." '"Well, I hope they'll never duplicate llit bad one I found in the church society soup."?Cleveland Plain Dealer. Breakfast Table Repartee. "Will somebody please chase the cow down this way?" said the funny boarder who wanted somt milk for his coffee. "Here. Jane," said the landlady ironically, "take the cow down where the calf ls bawling."?Kansas City Journal. The Place For Illm. "Notwithstanding what you say about Kraftie." said Goodart, "he I tn 1 lnV.il ft'lloW. He aPPCarS OCClliO 4W >vt. ... . . to koh) in with his friends." "He should he kept in with tiiem." rejped Crabbe. "Most of his friends are in jail."?Philadelphia Ledger. Generous. Jack?"Uncle John, do you believe in dreams?" Uncle John?"Why?" "I dreamed last night that you lent me a hundred." "Keep It. my boy. keep it."?Translated for Tales From Meggendorfer Blaetter. A Morning Dream. Mrs. Skynflynt?"What arc you chuckling about, Jonas?" Mr. Skynflynt?"I dreamed I was going to give a Pullman porter a quarter." Mrs. Skynflynt?"Shouldn't think that would make you grin." Mr. Skynflynt?"Well, I woke up just as he was reaching for it."?Louisville Courier-Journal. The Good Old Day*! The Maid?"Unhand me. sirrah! If i you attempt to kiss me, I shall scream j for help." ! The Man?"Trouble not, sweet one? I need no help."?Ally Sloper. Manlpnlated the Scales. "What did Van Osier say the fish weighed?" "Thirty-two pounds and four ounces. Fie savs he weiehed it himself." "Let's see?what's Van Osier's business V" "He's a retail coal dealer." "Huh!"?Cleveland Plain Dealer.^ A Quick Choice. "Why should we give so much attention to military science and naval equipment:" said the benevolent man. "War is, at best, a terrible thing." "Yes." answered the practical citizen, "but when it comes to a question of conquering or being conquered, it doesn't take me a minute to make my choice of two evils."?Washington Star. The Psychological Moment. "Yes," said the married man, meditatively, "when you see a woman hanging out a line of clothes, and the line slips and lets the blessed lot down in the mud, that, my boy, is the psychological moment in which to Jeave that woman alone."?Chicago Journal. Snappy Talk* Miss Anteek (in open trolley ear)? "Are you going to stop smoking? You must see how It annoys me." Mr.%Veed?"But, madam, these seats are reserved for smokers." Miss Anteek (scornfully)?"You're a gentleman, I must say!" Mr. weea?"AUU you, maaam, are not, I regret to say."?Philadelphia Press. .... ,..-v a ?** Cruel Man. Husband?"What! Do you mean to say you haven't decided yet what to do in that matter?" Wife?"Just leave me alone for a few minutes. I want to make up my mind." Husband?"Hum! I'm afraid you'll have to use a microscope."?Philadelphia Ledger. Butcher la Horaoroua. "Look here, butcher, this meat is half bone." "You are mistaken, sir. That is good meat." "Botheration! Do you suppose I don't know bone when I see it? I say this is bone!" "Yes, certainly that's bone. The bone is bone but the meat isn't. You said the meat was half bone."?Chicago Journal. Apprehensive. The C: was approached by the Yankee u elty concern. "If we can't sell you a loving cup." said the agent, "let us sell you a rattle for the baby?" But the Czar frowned. "Don't talk to me about rattles!" he stormed. "I'm rattled enough without the baby beiBg rattled."?Detroit Tri* bune. I? A prisrantic baobab of Central America, with a trunk twenty-nine feet through was thought by Humboldt to be not less tnan olou years oiu. The Murray system of printing by telegraphy has been used by the British postofflce with great advantage. The German postortiee has been giving it a prolonged trial, and the Russian postofflee has just given an order for the apparatus. Mexican botanists believe they have now discovered a life span even greati er than this, and from the annual rings a cypress of Chepultepee, whose trunk is 118 feet in circumference, is assigned an age of about sixty-two hundred years. A Boston scientist says that hypnotism can develop only natural instincts and the best hypnotist in the world annot make a really moral person do wrong. From experiments he has made he believes that, seventy-five per cent, of the human rac.\ if unrestrained by family pride and other like considerations, would steal. A Viennese naturalist declares that nearly all reptiles that die from natural causes close their lives betweni midnight and morning and fewer still in day light. Most reptiles seem aware of their approaching death, seeking out particular places and there awaiting tlio end. while those whose lives are spent underground come to the surface before death. It was recently demonstrated before the Society of Biology at Paris that the ancient custom of burning such substances as sugar, resin and certain aromatic plants foi fumigation and disinfection was of considerable value, as these materials pave off vapors with antiseptic properties which mad* them most useful germicides. This is due to a large amount fornic aldehyde in the vapors, and it was found that when two prams (thirty-one grains) of sugar were burned in a hell glass of twelve litres (12.(5 quarts) capacity, objfets infected with the bacillus eoli. bacillus typhosus, the vibrio of cholera, the bacillus tuberculosis, and other pntlienogenic germs were destroyed within half an hour. Other more resistant bacteria required a somewhat longei exposure, but eventually cuccumbcd.? Harper's Weekly. Tn a recent address Professor FT. F. Osborn gave some additional facts about ancient American horses. It appears that iu North America there were always from four to six entirely different varieties of the horse family, living contemporaneously. Some were slow moving and relatively broad* footed horses, living In the forests; others were very swift, having narrow feet more resembling those uf the deer, and lived on the plains. Moreover, there were American horses large; than the huge Perohorons of to-day, and others smaller than the most diminutive Shetland.*. Strangely enough, the greatest beauty and variety in the development of the horse family were exhibited here just before the total extinction of horses on the American continent, a catastrophe which still offers an unsolved problem for investigation. ACAINST FREAK NEWSPAPERS. ?l~nlflcanc0 Af Recent DecUIon of Postoffice Department. In their struggle for business some newspapers have found it necessary to bolster up indifferent publications by the addition of calendars, sheet music, patterns, blocks of postal cards, cutout animal pictures, animal masks, cut-out dolls, soldiers and naval vessels, circulars. Hand-bills and cardboard spectacles. The purpose is to make the customer believe he is getting a bargain, and this forced circulation, which is not won on the merit of the paper itself, is offered as proof to the advertiser of actual worth. It is a deception to both the reader and advertiser, and has been made all the easier of accomplishment because the publisher has been permitted to circu late liis cheap John assortment through the mails at second-class rates. The Postofilce Department, casting about to decrease its enormous expenditures, has discovered that these newspaper owners have been imposiug upon it, and has issued notice that the practice must cease. The point is made that this matter is purely extraneous, and cannot come within the provision of the law of 187!). which permitted the mailing of newspaper supplements at the second-class rate of jv, cent per pound. It is estimated that this action will work a material reduction in the amount of mail handled, and will, to that extent, relieve the present congestion. It should also have the effect to increase the staudard of the newspapers that have engaged in the business. The publishers will be forced to furnish a higher quality of news in order that their publications may compare with those newspapers which have been hewing strictly to legitimate lines.? Toledo Blade. To Build Church With Tobacco T*r?. J. P. Withrow, a well-known merchant of Hollis and Ellenboro, proposes to build a church at Hollis with tobacco tags. Every tobacco chewer can contribute his part to this cause. Instead of throwing away the tags, just drop them into your pocket and forward them to J. P. D. Withrow, Hollis. X. C. .Mr. Withrow bought and sold $1000 worth of tobacco tags last year, which fact will give a very clear idea of how easy it will be to collect enough tags to build a church.?Shelby correspondence ltaleigk News and Observer, Hard on Some. Clergymen who part their hair in the middle will read with staring eyes the resolution offered by the Rev. W. S. Danby. at a meeting of the Pittsburg Presbytery, in Donorn. Pa. It reads thus: "Whereas, sissitied asses are uo longer to,be tolerated in the ministry; resolved, that their admissi^ be discouraged, and that ministers instructed to refrain from parting their hair in the middle." r : SOUTHERN : F TOPICS OF INTEREST TO THE PL ANTL " \ Nitrogen Fertiliser. Maryland station experiments with nitrogenous fertilizers are published in a bulletin that discusses the early use of nitrogenous fertilizers, the importance of nitrogen as a plant food, loss of nitrogen from the soil, general conditions indicating me neeu ui umugen, quantitj' of nitrogen annually removed from Maryland farms, the origin and supply of nitrogen in soils, nitrification, sources of nitrogen, the use of the free nitrogen of the atmosphere by plants, and artificial inoculation. The object was to compare different times of applying nitrate of soda, just 4before planting with or without lime, at period of most active growth, and one-half before planting and one-half at a time of most active growth, to test the comparative effects of nitrate of soda and sulphate of ammonia and of lime applied with mineral sources of nitrogen, to compare nitrate of soda combined with sulphate of potash with nitrate of potash, to compare different sources of organic nitrogen, including dried blood, raw and dissolved hair waste, bone tankage, dried fish, cottonseed meal and stable manure, and to test the effect of treating hair and leather waste with acid. The materials were appjied in amounts supplying thirty-two pounds of nitrogen per acre. The crops for which data are given are corn, wheat and hay. The results in general favor the application of nitrate of soda before planting rather than after the crop is partially grown, and indicate that a j topdressing of this suDstance |J2lj d ? cn j as a rule on wheat which for any cause, either poor land or from late seeding, is backward in the spring, although its use is of doubtful benefit on land which is well supplied with plant food. Nitrate of soda gave unlformlj and decidedly better results than sulphate of ammonia, both with and without lime. Nitrate of potash gave better results than nitrate of soda combined with a potash salt (sulphate), but the advantage was not great enough to warrant the difference in cost which usually prevails. The organic sources of nitrogen were not as active as nitrate of soda. Of the three principal forms tested blood stood first as regards effectiveness, leather second and hair last. About Autumn Chicken*. Raising fall chickens, to some extent, is a pretty general custom, and a good one, too, we think. But, our observation is, that as a rule they are started too late in the season?the setting of hens, we mean. For, like spring hatches, the earlier ones are the best. Most people wait until September to set fall eggs, when the best time is six weeks earlier. In fact, the chicks that come out between the twenty-fifth of ' ^Antomhpr make JUly an'i me in.-ji ??i the best progress, the most rapid and the largest growth. Last year we set eggs from the lirst of July until the first of October with a view of raising late chickens; and the truth is, that, while the July and early August hatched chickens size up in weight, etc., almost with the spring hatched, and are still developing, those that were hatched Jn September and October are noticeably smaller?the eggs from the pullets being decidely undersized. riumage plays an important part in the matter of growth with the late-hatched chicken, and the chick that comes out early enough to get a fairly good coating of feathers while the weather is still mild, will continue an uninterrupted growth during the winter; while those that are batched so late as to he still unfeathered when the chilly blasts begin to blow will still be undeveloped when the spring shall have come again, for it is certainly up-hill business for an illy-feathered chicken to make rapid growth in coid or In view of these facts, we advocate early autumn and fall hatching, for one early August brood is really worth two hatched as late as October. Another thought, the person who aspires to raise chickens for market now, should hatch them off as soon as possible. It is possible to begin now and raise a number of late chickens up to the frying size, and market them long before the season is entirely gone. Hatched by the middle of August or first of September, they would have eight to ten weeks in which to grow while it should be mild and pleasant. Indeed, as we view it, based upon past experience, now is an auspicious time in which to hatch and develop early autumn chickens, either for market, or for utility at home.?II. B. Geer, In Southern Cultivator. Whole Milk Calve* Profitless. Of course when there is no sale for cream or butter it is no expense to raise calves on a whole milk diet. But on the other hand, there are many others doing very much the same thing Pointed Paragraphs. Stolen fruit may be sweet, but there is sorrow in its assimilation. What a happy world this would be if a woman could convince herself that her married life is as happy as ~ nihprs helieve it is. ?UU 11 ICO 1 \J uiuuv - Some spinsters spend a lot of time looking for husbands?and so do some married women, according to all reports. , It is surprising how a widow can make love to a man in a way that makes him think he is the first man ever really loved. The reason many go to sleep in church may often be found, not in the sermon, but in the Saturday night. There is no salvation without sincerity. The denial of self is the secret of delight. The isms make the schisms. Morals determine manners. Greatness depends on grace. ARM *: //OTES. H )-g ?& SB STOCKMAN AND TRUCK GROWER, as is described in tbe following froro^^M the Family: An object lesson in daily manage- r jB ment was furnished me recently, which * helps to prove a common error among a certain class of fanners. This farmer sold to the butcher two very young calves that had been with their dams getting an tue miiK ror seven moning. They weighed a little over 1000 pounds ?^ and sold for $31. The farmer was pleased with the transaction, and remarked that he was making some * \ money. Upon Investigation I learned some facts which will illustrate what I have in mind. The cows were good grade Shorthorns, above the average as milkers. They were fed on fine blue grass pasture. and I estimated that while these calves were following them they gave at least fifteen pounds of milk each per tlay for the seven months' period. Thus the two calves consumed at least G300 pounds of milk, which at a very moderate estimate would have been worth $30 to $34 if sold at the shipping station in the form of cream. It is not surprising that the calves were very fat. fed on such expensive feed. At a moderate estimate and with good care the farmer should have sold at least $23 worth of milk and cream from each cow and raised a calf worth $10 on the skim milk, or as much profit from one cow as he received from the two. This is but a concrete example of what is taking place on hundreds of farms where the old idea is still held that it pays to raise calves by giving them the entire milk of the cow. One of the greatest profits to be made from-* the combined dairying and veal raising is because of the fact that skim mine will produce calves of almost as high quality as will whole milk a ml at a greatly reduced cost. PrepftrlLg Land For Corn* L. G. B.f Catawba, writes: Where I turn under rye and erimsAi clover for a corn crop and then use forty to fifty bushels of rock lime to the acre would 300 pounds of sixteen per cent. acid phosphate do. Expect to work the same land in corn again next year. Answer: You are certainly preparing your land well for corn by plowing under rye and crimson clover. Crimson clover is to be preferred because lit is a leguminous crop and will thus add largely to the available supply of nitrogen in the soil. By rock lime you possibly mean the ground rock before I: has been burned. Caustic lime is much more effective and is to be preferred on that account, and I do not presume there is very much difference in the cost of the two* * . Fifty bushels of rock lime is not a heavy application, however, as it becomes very slowly available in this . * form. Twenty-five bushels of burned lime will be a good application and it should not be made more than once in. " three to five years. Three hundred pounds of sixteen per cent, acid phos- v.j? phate is a liberal amount to use of one^. of the very necessary elements needed y in a corn cro*>, for you recognize that nhnenhnrars has largely fo do with the formation of grain. anil as a rule there is not very abundant supply of it available in our soils. You might add fifty pounds of muriate potash to your mixture with advantage for corn. While land treated as you propose will grow good crops of corn for several years it is not advisable to bring corn on your land year after year ngless it is absolutely necessary. Put it down in clover and grass for a year or two and then grow some other cereal, such as wheat, oats or barley, and give it a rest from corn, and the land will continue to improve and grow lffrger crops from year to year.? Knoxville Journal. ______ Feeding Grain to Hor?es. Many horses have a bad habit when fed oats, shelled corn, or dry ground feed, of filling the mouth with the food and then turning the head away so that much of it drops out upon the ground and is wasted. On a large farm where nil the grain Is home grown, and there are chickens running at will through the stable, the real waste is not great. But in the case of those who have to buy all their feed . and whose chickens can not pick up the dropped grain, the loss is a serious matter. We know a case where the loss has been prevented by putting the feed into a nose-bag and slipping the cord over the head back of the ears. The bag used in this case is a regular feed , bag such as is used by draymen and teamsters in cities to feed without unhitching. They are made of heavy can- . vas with a wooden bottom, there are holes in front for ventilation while the horse is eating. They can be bought at any harness store for about seventyfive cents. It is a little more trouble to feed in a bag than just putting the grain into a box, but the saving is ample pay for all the trouble.?Florida I Odda and Ends. It often happens that a good talker is a poor thinker. About the onlj thing sold in selling race is the public. A spendthrift gets tight occasion* ally, but a miser is always tight. Logic proves or disproves all things ?but it accomplishes none. It's better to smile and be a villian * than never to have smiled at all. Sometimes the race is to the swift, ^ but more often it is to the bookmaker. * . Summer girls are again vowing eternal fidelity?until this end of the < season. It is easier to get a wise man to give advice than it is to get a fool to take it. . | A man in Kansas recently eloped with his mother-in-law, and Kansas is a prohibition State, too. Our idea of a true heroine is a married woman who doesn't say that she wishes she had remained single. . .1