The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, June 29, 1905, Image 6

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r < SOUTHERN f 0?: '^ TOPICS Oh INTEREST TO HhEPLANTi k _ Helplul Cliatr. A farmer of the Piedmont country carried about forty chickens and turkeys through the winter. If lie secured from that number fifty pounds of niahure it was not visible. The manure for that number ^f liens should be worth $10 a yeai. He carried five or six cattle through the year. He did not have two 'oads of manure to show. He lost $'J0 tliere. He bought two tons i of guano for $41. He applied that to | poorly prepared land and the grass in the first two weeks of June used up half the plant food. There he lost $J-. That is, a small two-horse farmer, through carelessness and Easiness, lost $o2, besides the loss in consequence of f. poorly cultivated crop. There are hundreds of farmers iu the land that lose by one or the ether of these leak.-. A dozen or more men with families have, said to the writer that they would not piant Irish potatoes. They had no j luck with them and they did not care j for them any way after the first moss ; or two. The man who depends on luck in farming ought to hire out to some , good white man for wages. He is not I - qualified to conduct a farm. Thoi " is j no luck oven in this section of the. country in raising the white potatoes, as they are called up North. Good soil, well prepared and fertilized, and cultivated rapidly will insure a fair crop, provided the hugs are kept off by Paris greou. It is said that if the potato patch is covered with pine, needies the bugs will not trouble them. . Even green pine tops placed around I the plants will keep them off. according j to reports. There is no trouble in rais- j iug sweet potatoes. Tiny bring a dol- j lar a bushel now. and tlie crop is proiitable at thirty-five cents, if sold j from the field. Some people who do not depend on luck always keep potatoes till planting time. What one man does any other man can do if he tries. Many of the oats sown broadcast last fall were killed. Some sown with wopo tnnpli itniirod. it ?Jiru i uitii ?\*v iuv.vU ..v? Those sown with the oat drill came throuch the severe winter in fine stylo. The farmers trying that plan say that they will never sow another bushel broadcast in the fall. This plau enables them to sow the heavy, productive varieties, which are always better than the late kinds that make much straw and light grain. In sowing small grain the most work should be put on the preparation of the land. Af'er it Is broken with a two-horse or disc plow and well harrowed, it is an easy matter for a hand to put in two to two and a half acres a day. He lays off. distributes the fertiliser, plants the oats and covers them at the same run. with a five-inch shovel: the rows will be about fifteen inches apart. A smaller plow will not leave the open furrow deep enough. Farmers who have harrowed wheat and oats March 23 to April 20. claim ibat the yield is greatly increased. If the soil is in fair condition a weedcr Is better than a smoothing harrow. This implement pulverizes the soil about one inch deep. A band with one horse can run over fifteen acres in a day. A second cultivation, provided a rain follows the first, will be bene?r.i?l T)?o fnrmors in this section wllO i have tried this plan believe that it adds ten to twenty per cent, to the yield.? Chas. Tctty, Spartanburg. S. C. n. i A l'rob>in In Irltli Potato Cnltnrc. \ Mr. L. A. T. writes: '"Would you advise planting potatoes 011 land that yields fifty to seventy-five bushels of corn per acre? It is upland, but very fine and easy to cultivate. Potatoes bring from forty to fifty cents a bushel here iu the fall. Please give me a good fertilizer and state how to apply it for a loamy soil with a clay subsoilV" Answer.?Land tbat wiii bring from fifty to seventy-five bushels of corn in your section of the State should grow a fairly satisfactory crop of Irish po tatoes. In a favorable season ann wuu | proper fertilization, you should set -00 bushels or more to the acre, which at from forty to sixty cents will pay you very well. Of course, the potato crop Is a more laborious crop to harvest and care for than corn. Potatoes give their Lest results on land of a loamy nature well supplied with vegetable matter. They do exceedingly well as a rule after a clover sod. or the plowing under of any leguminous crop which will add nitrogen and vegetable matter to the soil. Farmyard manure is not a satisfactory fertilizer for Irish potatoes, as it often causes them to become scabby, and therefore interferes seriously with their appearance when placed on the market. Land for potatoes should be deeply broken and carefully prepared so as to secure a fine seed bed. Potatoes should be planted in shallow j furrows six inches deep in rows three fee? apart and eighteen inches apart in the drill. The best practice favors planting medium sized whole potatoes rather than to cut the seed, using only one or two eyes to the piece. Where the seed is cut it should ne spmiKicu lightly with gypsum or lime, which heals ti:? wounds and keeps the News of the Day. A. Swanson and Lieut.-Gov. Jos. E. Willard addressed a large body of voters at Heathsville yesterday in the interest of their respective candidacies Senator Martin ,and Judge M&nn spoke in Lexington yesterday in the county courthouse to a large audience. The grand jury of Alexandria city is investigating the reports of illegal sale of liquor and gambling and has summoned all the poliosmen and j nearly 100 citizens. A committee representing the Lynchburg Board of Trade went to Roanoke Monday, saw President Johnson, of the Norfolk & Western Railroad, and preseiued to him the needs of better passenger station facilities in Lynchburg. * During a storm at Ivor the telegraph office was struck by lightning and two sets of instruments burned out. The operAor was badly shocked and was unconcious for some time. The United Grand Grove of the Ancient Order of Druids, which has been in session in Petersburg, adjourned to meet next in Newport iNews. 1 J! ARM fJOTES. 11 \R, STOCK VAN AND TRUCK CHC WER. \ moisture in the potato. :o that the seed does not dry up and fail to ger- | miuate. It takes more seed when | whole potatoes are used, hut the yields j are generally considered to be more 1 satisfactory. As to a fertilizer for Irish potatoes J one or xue nest woum >>o iwu> jm w..?. j nitrogen, eight per cent, phosphoric acid and twelve per cent, of potash, i I'se the sulphate of potash and not the i muriate, as the muriate has an iu- j jurious effect 011 the formation of j starch and results iu the production <>t' ! a soggy, wet potato. If the sulphate is ! used the potatoes will as a rule he J more mealy in texture when cooked. The fertilizer may be made up by using cottonseed meal, which contains about i seven and one-half per cent, of organic nitrogen, or nitrate of soda with acid ; phosphate and sulphate of potash. To | obtain the above percentages mix about 2."0 pounds of nitrate of soda. .">00 pounds of sixteen per cent, acid i phosphate and 2.">o pounds of sulphate j of potash together, and apply at the rate of ."100 to 000 pounds per acre, i The fertilizer may he applied broadcast j or under the drill rows so as not to j come in contact with the seed, and tl^^ is particularly important if you shoultM use cottonseed meal to supply the nitro-J gen. The nitrate of soda is best ap-, plied separately, part when the pota- j toes come tip and part in four to six weeks thereafter.?Andrew M. Soule. i tirau ami Dairying in the South. Less capital and fewer acres of land are needed to go into truck farming , than is needed for a dairy farm. ( The latter has many advantages. ; however; the product is not so likely 1 to strike a glutted market. Butter anil | i cheese need not he sold at once, hut ' may be stored until prices are more satisfactory. While a severe drouth will affect the feed of dairy cattle the ef- ; feet may he more easily remedied than < is possible in trucking unless you are prepared to irrigate. We have fro- ] quently recommended dairy fanning on a beef cattle ranch as profitable business for Florida farmers. Good grass is a necessity in either ' case. There is a very widespread opin- 1 ion throughout the North and West 1 that we cannot grow grass in this 1 State. It is true ttart "bluegrass" does ! 1 tin* irvnxx- in ITlnrifli TllllS fill' tilllOtllV ' I wild clover have never been grown sue- | cessfully on a large scale. As to clovor, we have heard o some good clovep tooing grown in little patches. If it j be grown on a city lot. it can be grown j also on a field of many acres if the , same conditions are insured. We feel very confident that experiments will show that on moist -oil well enriched and inoculated with the proper bacteria red clover will do well in Florida. On drier land probably alfalfa may be grown in its place. We know positively from personal observation that on flat woods land white clover will grow without care or cultivation, spreading gradually and smothering out the native grasses. All things considered, we see no reason why the cattle business in any of its branches will not prove more profitable in Florida than in the Northern States.?Florida Agriculturist. Corn and Cob Meat For Slieep. It. L. O.. Hiukle, writes: Will corn or crushed corn and cob mixed with wheat bran hurt to feed sheep? It will not hurt sheep to iced tnem i corn or crushed corn and cob meal mixed with wheat bran, provided of course you do not feed too much. Your ewes should not receive a heavy grain j ration for some time before parturition and for several days thereafter, j What grain is fed at the period men-1 tioned should consist chiefly of wheat bran. Ewes which are receiving a' fair amount of shredded corn stover j | with clover or pea hay will not need j a large amount of grain, say from < one to two pounds per day. depending ( on the roughness fed. You may feed ] a mixture of one-half corn or corn and , cob meal with \vheat bran to ndvant- ' age. Wheat bran is much more ex- j pensive than cotton seed meal when , the protein content is considered. } Wheat bran contains about twelve per , cent, of digestible matter as compared ] with 37.2 per cent, in cotton seed meal, j atui you should be able to buy the cot- , ton seed meal in small lots at about ] $23.00 per ton. Do not feed more than ] a quarter pound of cotton seed meal to , your sheep. As much as a half pound, , of course, can be fed when the ewes j are "well accustomed to it without in- j jury. Cottou seed meal is not nearly , as satisfactory for young iffinbs as . wheat bran, but the small amount they , eat while running with their mothers , sliould not injure them. Owing to the J much higher protein content of cotton , seed meal, it is much cheaper at the , price mentioned that the wheat bran.? < I'rof. Soule. The recent birth rate for St. Oeorge'sin-the-East. London, the headquarters of the alien invasion, is at the rate of 00.8 per 1000. ; Jets and Flashes. If some wives would hand their husbands a few more smiles at home they wouldn't purchase so many at saloons. A man thinks he is mighty charitable when he gets somebody else to give $10 to his favorite cnanty. A married man say3 the easiest way to manage a wife is to let her have her own way. Nothing is more popular than Home Missions on Foreign-Mission Sunday. Better the hands that ache from toil than the heart that aches from trouble. The Fredericksburg Star states that Congressman J. F. Rixey has appointed Chancellor IJailey Colemjan, son of Dr. W. J. Coleman, of Louisa county, as midshipman at Annapolis, and Joseph M. Blackwell, of Fauquier county, as alternate. Mr. Mason, of the firm of H. Mason & Co., merchants, five miles from Jarratts, Sussex county, was struck by lightning and killed instantly. He was found lying on,a counter of the store. A bunch of keys in Mr. Mason's pockets had been melted and his clo* thing was badly burned. TREE LICE. For the tree lice, the New Hampshire Station successfully dips the infested twigs of young trees in a weak solution of live soap. Probably kerosene emulsion would answer the same purpose. ^ A\?n 1 N U M'liAllAUO i-> U.>r? Recent tests at the Geneva (X. Y.) experiment station suggest that the thorough spraying of scale infected trees with a sulphur wash may take the place of the first one of the combined treatment with bordeaux mixture and paris green for scale and scab. It is found that the sulphur washes kill many other insects besides the scale and result in considerable benefit to the tree. On the other hand, it was noticed that in spraying old orchards some of the buds were killed on the lower branches by the large quantity of the spray which they received. The effect was to thin the fruit and decrease its number, while improving the size and quality. The lime and sulphur washes proved efficient scale destroyers on all treated trees. f" ~ : DUST SPRAYING. This method of spraying fruit trees has been practiced for several years [>y Western orchardists with success. This season an apple orchard in Batavia. X. Y., has been treated by the application of dry sand and the usual chemicals with remarkable success. The apples of various kinds are remarkably free from fungus or other defects. This so-called spray is coml>osed of sand, with the same ingredients used in water. The sand is thrown by a current of air upon the foliage of the trees when they are wet with dew. My opinion is that this method would be more successful in a dry season than a wet one, and in a dry State like Missouri than a wet State like New York. The opinion is that it would wash off sooner than the usual water spray, but there is no proof of this.?Indianapolis News. PLANTING FRUIT TREES. The broken or mutilated portions of the roots must be cut off, so as to leave the ends smooth and sound, and the ends of all the other roots should be pruned. From these ends the new fibrous roots usually start. The hole must be large enough to receive the roots freely, without cramping or bending them from tffeir natural position; the larger the better. Let the tree be the same depth it stood in the nursery (the old mark can be readily liscerned) and not deeper, except in rases of dwarf trees. These latter should be set so that the point of union diould come two or three inches below the surface of the ground. The tree jeing Jieia uprigiu, iue nnesi auu um ?artb from the surface should be care'ully worked among the roots with the ingers. filling every space and bringng every root in contact with it. Set he tree as firm as a post, but leave the surface filling light and loose. This is done by placing a layer of wirse manure from three to six inches leep. extending one or two feet further n each direction than the roots. This irotects the earth about thrt roots igainst drying or baking with wind >r suu. retains to it the requisite molsure, and obviates all occasion for a irnetice (generally of injurious effects) -the watering newly planted trees. The stems should now be put in conlition for the formation of the top by amoving al! the limbs to the point vhere it is desired to Lave the top; hen out back each remaining limb, caving from four to six inches.?II. S. iViley, in Massachusetts Ploughman. SETTING STRAWBERRIES. As a farmer that is fond of s;rawjerries. and anxious to see this most landsome and delicious fruit grown >n all farms. I will have to take exceptions to rl. W. Henry's article in Parmer in regard to the use of the spade in setting strawberry plants. Too many farmers imagine that strawjerries are hard to grow, without being liscouraged by being advised to obtain special tools, and then have to "crawl ilong on the ground" to set the plants. [ sometimes imagine that such advice s given by commeieial growers in jrder to discourage others. Now. Iam not going to claim that a spade is the best implement with which to set plants, but it is something that I" available (or should be) on all farms, it is speedy and reasonably sure. I have used one for years and expect to continue doing so. The worst failure with plants and the poorest berries that ever I grew happened several rears ago when, as a beginner. I unlertook to follow directions given in in article in a farm paper, and two of us worked the greater part of a day in setting out 700 plants. Since then I have been a "lazy man" and used the spade, and have always had berries, and most of the time more than we could possibly use. Of course, if the farmer goes out in the spring with a rusty spade and with some of the dirt from the last job on which he used it the fall before sticking to it. he must not expect'to do good work. But if he has a bright spade, and will stretch a line across the ground as a guide to go by, and then with a small boy to hand him the plants, he can soon set (or "put in the ground") enough plants to supply his family with berries.?I". S. Girard, in Indiana Farmer. His Admiration. The admiration which Bob felt for his Aunt Margaret included all her attributes and even possessions which the aunt herself was not wont to consider desirable. M "I don't carejmich for plain teeth like mine, AuiyMargaret," said Bob one day, afterla long silence during which he had TOfched her in a laughing conversation TOh his mother. "I wish I had some copper-toed ones, like yours."?Youth's Companion. "Can't I go out in the back yard and play in the garden, mamma?" "Certainly not, child. You must stay in and study your nature books."?Life. Ta\e? unit fr'tirm*. .iHOfV HE farmer will ask. "How a j J I. much would the tax be 011 s| ! q ^1^ O my farm to have good si X 1 * roads?" This is a vital question, and it rocs to the ! heart of the whole matter. As the an- ^ | swer to the question depends on the i size of the farm, its value, the assessed i value of the township, and the county, i and its location, no answer can he | given that will tit every ease. The tc I following example, which is based on m .-uuuiuuii* mai represent iuf iivniijif ! situation in Illinois, as stated, will fur- gi nish an approximate answer: Let us -si I assume that John Jones owns a quar- gi ter section in a township in Central II- w linois, where the county is made up of P< sixteen townships. The records of the ra State Board of Equalization show that i $1800 is an average assessed valuation of such a farm. The assessed | valuation of a farming township is : $300,000 or over, but we take $300,000 01 1 as the basis. Then the assessed valu! ation of the county would be $4,800,000, f* tv and under a State and county aid road ^ i law (which seems to be most equitai ble), the cost of hard roads is divided ^ ; in three parts, charging same to State, ^ 1 county and township. j ^ ThjiState's portion of the cost would ' be mii\ in cash from the one mill tax ! | lew- The county and township paid ' ' by issuing bonds, payable in twenty I annual instalments, with tliree .and a | half or four per cent, interest. I To meet these bonds with the inter- P< est the county and township must bi . raise, upon an average, $1200 a year of 1 for twenty years. The township tax must be spread tli over *aw.uuu vaiuauun, which win j make the rate four mills. The county : si tax must be spread over $4,800,000 ! in valuation, which makes the county tax be one-fourth of a mill. So. upon the j se J farm In question the annual tax bill of ! will be: j State tax, one mill $1.80 | : County tax. one-quarter mill -to j i Township tax, four mills 7.20 ! ? ? Total $0.43 I ar The above is based upon only one of ' i the sixteen townships in the county jq | building hard roads; for every other ^ ! township where $00,000 is expended ^ ; for hard roads the county tax will be Increased one-quarter of a mill, equal to forty-five cqnts a quarter section, g which would have to be added to the ^ above. If every township in the coun- ^ i ty should undertake at once the build- ^ ! ing of a similar system of hard roads, I the county tax on the farm would be j fom- mills, or $7.20, which, with $7.20 .. i township and $1.80 for State tax. would bring the total up to $10.20. Suppose the farm in question is question is planted in corn and yields ^ an average of forty bushels to the acre, the tax then will represent one! fourth of a cent a bushel on the crop. Experience shows, and I believe every M one will admit, that a wideawake farm- j ; er. having at all seasons of the year ( rood, hard roads, can. by watching the I g | market and selling his corn under the ^ i most favorable conditions, get at least j J one cent, and often five cents, a bushel j more than he can under present condiI tions. With hard roads he can take av i advantage of the market: with mud to roads the markets often take advantage of him. And if our friend on the ! ro farm will sit down, take his pencil and ; 01, figure out the saving he can make by j nj| hauling twice the load in half the time j by reason of the hard roads, and the , saving of wear and tear upon his " teams, he will see that, in fact, no mat- ' ' ter how he figures, he can save the | cost of hard roads many times over ! ( 1 510 I every year. : f The building of hard roads on the i main thoroughfares will reduce the j ur | present road and bridge tax at least i one-half: so the cost of hard roads is j:l cn nr<*nlv Hint it dOCS not I I become a burden. i Usually fifteen, or. at most, eighteen, j W' 1 miles will cover the maiu roads in any , | township; these can be macadamized j be j or gravelled, making n permanent hard t so ; road, at a cost not exceeding $00,000 in j ai: j any part of the State, and usually for ! pr ! $od.00l>. In localities having material | J close at hand the expense can be cut I C( to $33,000 or S40.000. With modern j jn road machinery the remaining dirt j i,c roads can be graded, crowned and j )ir draiued, greatly improving the same, j and the whole cost will not increase | the present road tax over ten cents an of acre a year. The whole question is: t Are hard roads and good roads worth ar , $1(J a year for a quarter section? in, Generally the cheapest and most ac- fo' j eessible material should be used. In i about ha^ of the State gravel can be had: in tffb southern part of the State ^ a very g?k>d material, known as Nova- s; culite. is found; in the vicinity of Joliet 0i in <ii>n rhiourn thpre is an abundance of ",iV4 v.-.s?.0w ? ?^ _ all road materials, gravel, limestone and furnace slag, while Chicago's great drainage canal has upon its banks millions of cubic yards of good Pc road material, and at the south end of ;l* this stone pile is the Joliet peniten- it5 tiary.?Chicago Tribune. isl . fr No Penclon Vet. "Well, to be honest with you," said ?v the tramp, "I cau't exactly say that I'm a veteran and have witnessed the lr horrors of war. but I think I deserve a pension, though." ju "For what?" j,a "Well, I was once locked in a freight r(? car for a week, with the*weather at n;] ^ero, and nothing but a frozen turnip to eat. and nothing but blocks of building stones to keep me warm, and if I am not entitled to a pension nobody w else ought to have one. The horrors of re that old turnip beat the horrors of a sc battlefield all to pieces."?New York bt News. I * Jt Women'! Good Looki, Accor :g to an English specialist who . as made a careful study of the subj ct, the reason why women w are better looking than men is because se they are more indolent, and are not called upon to use their brains as much ')e as men are. Hard intellectual work and assidious attention to business, he says, are harmful so far as physical beauty ia concerned.?Indianapolis ol j Keys. ^household jwjt^ affairs PEAR HONEY. Tick over and core fully ripe pears nd cook with a little water until soft; train through a jelly bag and then ininier slowly until reduced about onelird of the original amount. It should e pale, clear and sweet, with a fruity avor. This is excellent for use with elieate griddle cakes. SPICE LOAF CAKE. Cream one and one-half cups of buttr, add two cups of sugar, one cup of iolassos, one cup of milk, four well?aten eggs, one level teaspoon of round cloves, one and ene-half teamon of cinnamon, cne-oi'.arter of a ated in tmeg, five cups of flour in hieh sii" level teaspoons of baking )\vder are sifted, ai.d two cups of lisins. Bake in two loaves slowly DATE CAKE. Cream one-half cup of bultor, add ic and one-half cups of sugar, beat ell, add the beaten yolks of four ;gs, beat again, add one nip of milk, vo and one-quarter cups of flour with ?ur level teaspoona of baking powder fted in it. then add one-half pound of ites chopped and one-half teaspoon of uiond flavoring. Bake in thin sheets, >vcr with a thick icing and decorate itli stoned dates. Serve in small luares. APPLE GINGER. Pare and core apples and to four junds allow four pounds of light | own sugar, the juice and grated rind ' tiiree lemons and an ounce of white nger pounded flat. Cook all together iree or four hours over a slow fire ? + ;! fhft n nr.ln Innbc r?1onr Spfll ill ail jars. The ginger can be bought any drug store, and the pieces should ? taken out before sealing the prerve or at any time when the flavor ginger becomes too strong. SHEPHERD'S PIE. Cut up enough cold roast beef to ake a quart of small, thin slices. Mtson the meat with salt and pepper, id after putting it into a deep earthen sh pour over it a sauce made as folvvs: Put two tablespoonfuls of butr into a frying pan. and when it has 'come hot add two scant tablespoonIs of flour. Stir until this is dark own, and then add a pint of water. >ason with salt and pepper and boil r three minutes. Pare, boil and mash ?ht good-sized potatoes; then add to em a cupful of boiling milk, a tableoonful of butter, and salt and pepper suit the taste. Spread this prepara>n over the meat and sauce, beginng at the side of the dish and workg toward the centre. Bake for thirty inutcs. Other meats beside roast ef may be used in a shepherd's pie desired. aa^iJO^sbi^iijAi'ua? N'ovcr put warm food of any kind ray in a covered dish if you want it lceep well. When peeling onions begin at the ot end and peel upwards, and the 0:1 will scarcely affect your eyes at I. If a piece of furniture is ink-stained, t drops of nitre in a teaspoonful of ater applied with a feather will rervc it. Glassware should he washed in hot apsuds and rinsed in cold water. A glass towel does the rest. - Use a ttsli for cut glass. l)o not us? a sponge; it no longer tills bug-felt want on the toilet table, heuse it is apt to become filled with rras poisonous to the skin. T'se a t of antiseptic cloth or the hands. A spoug? or face tlannei which has come slimy through constant use of r.p should he well nibbed with salt :d then rinsed in cold water. By this ceess it becomes practically new. Rust on steel may be removed thus: )ver the steel with sweet oil, rub it well, and let It stand for forty-eight ?urs; then rub the steel with unslaked lie, finely powdered, till all the marks ive disappeared. In addition to the weekly scrubbing the refrigerator, it Is a good plan occasionally take out the shelves id boil them with a handful of washg soda. The wash boiler may be used r this purpose. Orange frosting for cake is made by atiug the rind of an orange and sczing the juice and a tablespoont'ul bmon juice over it. Gradually beat ro the mixture confectioners' sugar itil the proper consistency is reached. A diet of young carrots is said to be :cellent for the skin and all its apndages of hair and nails. This is tribute:! to its anti-scorbutic salts, 5 oiiy matter and the iron which exis in all red-colored vegetables and uits. A girl who develops her own photoaphic plates tried many experiments 'fore she solved the problem of keepg her hands, especially Iter finger tils, clean. She found that lemon ice, if used quickly after the hands id been in the developer and the hypo, moved stains from underneath the tils. A Valuable Pnalter. A Tsalter. which belonged to Bosell. was sold at Sotheby's in London cently for ?15. It contained the in ription: "James coswen, noo. * >ught this for 2d at Greenwich, when was walking there with Mr. Samuel >hnsou." Whltechapel Changed. Whitechapel, London, the district here so many crimes were committed veral years ago. including the notorus "Jack-the-Ripper" murders, lias ;en transformed by the police into a jrly respectable district. * Music boxes and blue light are two ! the latest things in the line of anesthetics. - - i irrth the I U""!J| I ~ Obnerve the Lovely Rhymes. There once was a poet of Dominique, Who never had written a limerick. And the people all cried: "If he has never tried, For heaven's -sake, give him a medal quick.* ?Somerville Journal. Wli e It Get* It. "But don't you believe that virtue always gets its reward in the end?" , "Nope: sometimes it gets it in th< ; neck."?Houston Post. Unattainable Wealth. : "Loafley says being married to ac heiress is not a success." "No?" "No. Says it's just like working ir | a bank."?Houston Chronicle. I "Ungrateful Truth." "She has taken very great care ol j herself, you know." "Yes. But her age i. telling on hei | at last." "What ingratitude!"?London Punch The l!liiis of Ignorance. She?"Some peopledon't know what's good for tliem in this world!" He?"Yes. but they're better off than the people that know and haven't the price to get itl'^-Detroit Free Press. l'lace to Acquire Knowledge. Greene?"Would you call Brlggs ai educated man?" \V'hite?"Well, I think he knows mon than he did when he first ventured int< the stock market."?Boston Transcript Trouble Ahead. "Here's a man what say de worl com'n' ter a end next July." "My, my! En ter think, I done buyec two lightnin* rods en a eight-day clod on de installment plan."?Atlanta Con stitution. Mont Have Been Absent. "Mrs. Qaintly wasn't at the receptloi this afternoon, was she?" "What makes you think she wasn't?' "Since you got back you've doni nothing but tell me thiugs you'v* beard about her."?Judge. Sarcasm. Mrs. Knox?"Weil, I was in plenty o time for the wedding, after all; and enjoyed It immensely." Mr. Knox?"Really? What was tbi matter? Didn't the bride look he best?"?Philadelphia Ledger. Menagerie Pleasures. m Far from his native forest free. Jocko swings with heart of glee: Patiently stand his friends so tall. Thinking of his coming fall. Eaaj Appropriating. Mrs. May?"I'm glad men don't weai lace and ribbons and things on theii clothes the way women do, aren' you?" Mrs. Kay?"Oh, I don't know! Tbinl how convenient it would be for us ii case we wanted something of th^ sor tn a hurry!"?Detroit Free Press. The Higher Education. "Do you expect your son to beeomi proticient in the classics while at col lege?" "No." "Football?" "No. All I want Is for 'em to giv< him a good hazin, an' mebbe take soun of the conceit out of him."?Washing ton Star. Proad Moment. Mike?"Oi hear yez wor foined foiv< dollars fer assaultln' McDooley." Pat?"Oi1 wo; an" it wor a proud mo mint whin OI hur-rd th* sintince b'gorry." Mike?"Pfwhats th* rayson av thot?' Pat?"Faith, an' it show'd which ai us had th' best av th' contist."?Chi cago News. Talent Rewarded. Feminine Art Student?"What be came of Mr. Hilight, who showed such talent here last term? None of his work has been published, has it?" Masculine Art Student?"Oh, yes. but It isn't signed. Hilight's on The Evening Saffron. He draws those crosseiin photographs which show where the crime was committed."?Puck. Disappointed. "Luck never manages things just right," said the irritable man who dis likes music. "It might Just as wel have been the other way around, bui 1* ?oon'f " il TV UOU I. "What is the trouble now?" "My daughter, who plays the niano has a sore throat, and the one whc sings has a sore finger."?Wasbiugtor Star. ttoman'i Wiy, "Yes. indeed, we had a falling out He lives within a block of my house, but I never see him." "Never?" "Well, once when I was placing some flowers in the parlor window. ] caught sight of his long overcoat." "And that was all?" "Yes, except?er?when I passed hi* house he was at the window." "And you looked up?" "Only glanced, dear. Really?" . "Then you smiled?" "I?I?er?no?yes?" "And spoke?" J Well?er?just to?but I never set n Honestly, we had a falling out* ?Detroit Tribune. /. Oi^H ? HHflH SUNDAY, The a John 2: It makes a great differa^Prera^^^^H to an indestructible gem, whether belongs to a crown cr a junk heaa?i^^^^H Look around and see how the^^^H world is treating God. and if you are the child of God, do not expect to frpntpH anv heftpr Could you explain to a caterpillar what it is to be a buterfly? No more could God explain to us what we shall be. \ , We become like whatever we truly see, as the sunlight lightens up I whatever it falls upon.Nind covers^^^H the roughest stone that with the brilliancy of Our destiny is not to be meas^^^^^^H by our accomplishments, .but by purposes; not by time, but by eter^^^^^H B I If you want to glorify your earth. think great thoughts of heaven. True thoughts of the hereafter contribute to the present; weak and dreamy thoughts only weaken the present. . Half of Napoleon's power was his consciousness of a splendid destiny. When one loses that consciousness, he loses his power. Illustrations. Every Christian is a king traveling through a foreign, land incognito.'^ s That your life is of pure does not make it a lovely star^fe. L Take it to the Sculptor. f The sky begins on the earth; so does your heavenly destiny begin with the duties of to-day. Questions. i Am I living as one with an immortal destiny? ? Am I consciously preparing for my j \ endless future? _ ' ;* Quotations. Without a belief in personal immortality, religion is surely like an * arch resting on one pillar, like a bridge ending in an abyss.?Max Mill ler. c I feel my Immortality oversweep \ all pains, all tears, all time, ail fears. ?Byron. As often as I hear of some undeserved wretchedness, my thoughts i rest on that world where all will be made straight.?Fichte. 3a \M B THE NATIONAL CAME. ^ ? Clnrkson is winning right along for Jersey City.f Devlin is making great strides in the ? first class of base stealers. : L'nglaub is proving a elever utility \ I man for Boston, after all. p Beaumont was the first National League player to make fifty hits. Manager MeGraw began to play at fifteen and was a manager at thirty. Elberfeld has been laid off by New York without pay until he can get into shape. The Clevelands are being heavily # touted for the American League cham- . v. pionship this season. Stone is leading the St. Louis Erowns * in hitting and run getting, and is ahead * of Burkett on all counts. , . Veteran Jack Boyle has succeeded Jack Doyle as first baseman for the Toledo American Association team. Cleveland critics now claim for Jos# the distinction of being the best fielding pitclu r in the American League. Joss, of the Cleveland team, is pitclij Ing great ball. He has twice held clnbs i down to three hits, once to four and i twice to five. The St. Paul Club has suspended pitcher Boy Evans, indelinitel.v, without salary, for derilictlon iu the per- * forinauce of his duties. > 5 r New York critics are tossing boquets r at Dobbs for his great fielding with the t Brooklyn?. If he could only hit and throw he would be a star, z Young "Cy" Young, of the Boston ? f Nationals, is the boss shut-out pitcher, t with five such victories to his credit. Killian lends in the American League with three. 'T don't know that it is possible to s legislate the new style of delivery out . of the game altogether, but I do know that it is possible to help the batting by returning to the old rule regarding fouls," says President Ban Johnson. ; RAM'S HORN BLASTS m HE cause that ha* J virtue does not need r^/T"~5 ARM When prejudice * B .jMK begins to convince P. ** nhstinarv 'tis the beginning of a long njftfio He who rises jMI ? against God is sure ItV i^fc Great triumphs are the fruitage of f\j% # many trials. f 1 Love's wealth costs least to get and ? lasts longest. . Many a man bites off his head to feed t his face. No worship ascends where nothing is > given up. Few things are more precious than well-won praise. Obedience is our obligation, the bles> _ ing is His. Men who want to be spirit-filled must " be self-emptied. . Those who live with us have the greatest power to lift us. God knows His servants by their souls and not by their salaries. ' God lived as man that man might love as God. { 1 The saloon bar is Satan's bargain counter. It is hard work seeking the Savior and serving self. He builds well the house who lays aright the first brick. The more the pruning the greater the , promise of fruit. \ . [ HIS AFFECTIONS SHIPWRECKED. ' "Nellie," spoke the youth, with an ? air of confidence, "only say the word and you and I will sail together on the rough sea of life, bravely buffeting its waves, trimming our sails to meet the adverse winds that?" "Leave me, Harry, leave me," interrupted the maiden. "The man who takes me on that journey must offer me a first-class passage on a A steamer."?Seattle Post-Intelligenoec,