The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, May 11, 1905, Image 6
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I MES. MINNIE McALUSTEB. j
Mrs. Carrie King, Darliugton, Mo.,' c
writes: ,
, "I haw suffered for years with bilious- i
Bess, and kidney and liver trouble.
"If 1 caught a little cold, the pains r
%ccrr increased and backache and ,
headache were of frequent occur- J
rence. s
"However, Peruna cured me? twelve bot- I
ties made me a healthy woman." I c
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W. L. DOUG
S $3 Jg & $3.92 SH
W. I,. I>uii2la? $:i..">0 ?hof? urr thr jn-illr
world bee.iuvc of their excellent ntylr, e??y l
rlor wfurint quiiliiiev. Thev lire Jn?t u? -o
rml Awm 9<.M I<I.O*#. 'fur only ?liderc
W. I,. DiHijlat S >.."?n ?hue? cost more to ?u
hitpr liflli-p, wt'.ir (oncer, an I nee of trrutfi
other?hoe on t he mairk-'t lo-tlny. (V. I
imtrev thpir vului' h.V alamwlat tlt? mime u
bottom ot'eiif-ti vhoe. I.uok liir IS Tnlte no *1
S lid ,hni'< lire ?old through hl? i|W
the |?r(neii> il eitir*. in.i l>y vhoe dcnleraevery
ter where \ on live, \V.(> ?]:n? ?hoe?lire ?i
llETTER TH.XS OTHER MAKES .1T AX
"For !h* thrtr 'far* / horr ir.irn II". U 0 oiylot S3. V)
only *tf 0 .' '!/ I.rttrr thon #mi/ <h>?r 'hot II'rrr h ot, >'*1
Cluts. /.. Fu. r-''inla'r Thr Capital Xalionnl Hani
Boys wear W. L. Djutrlas 32.50 and $2.00 shoes
hr.ttar. hr.H tknir shins and \u?ar lry-itrer thl
W.L.DOUGLAS S4JC0 SHO ESCANNOT BE EQUALL
W. /_ /' vl'iri >ti-c t'ornn i t'u'nHn ill hi* <3.'Ash
Coil .J fnnnl r-i to the .iiftl pn'ent Ir'ith,
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W. L. Don:'.** hi?? tlio largest *>.-<? mall order hm
No troaM" to ir?-t a il! I?y n?vl. 2".'- <-ttra iircpaTH
further Information, write for /llrttrate.1 Catalogue
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blood, wind on the stomach, t'oated bowels, fo
pains after eating, liver trouble, sallow skin anc
f regularly you are sick. Constipation kills more
starts chronic ailments and long years of auiferi
* CASCARETS today, for you v/ill never jet wel
j right Take ?nr advice, atar: with Cascarets
i money refunded. The genuine tablet stamped
booklet free. Address Sterling Remedy Compa
St. Peter's, at Pome, is in he form of a
cross 636 feet long and 430 fe : wide.
U9 aOw UT5UOVC -|yj 9 VUIO 'V/l ? 'VU"Vl i*?rtiocha
.unequal for coughs and colds.?Joh*
P.Fotxb, Trinity Snrln-rs. Ind.. FeS. 15, HKW. j
There are over a million goats in Montenegro.
Itch cured in .10 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never .pai!e. Sold bv all
druggists, $1. Mail orders promptly tilled
by Dr. E. Detchon, Crawforosrille. Ind. <
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Dropsyl"
Removes all swelling in 8 to 3D j.
days; effects a permanent curt
la jo to 60 days. Trial treatment
eiren free. Not tingcan befairat .
Write Dr. H. it. WtM'S \
SMCUUttt. 314 9 AttMU. # I 1
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/iirifPASN m THZ
f IT ?/ BACK AND SIDE
Quickly Cared by a Short
Course of Pe=rn=iia.
TTRS. MINNIE E. MCALLISTER,
iVI Iroru i-!17 West 33d street, Minnewife
of Judge McAllister, writes
tpoiis, Minn., as follows:
? / titLrt frrrl tor 1 n-ctyx trith a n(tin.
in the small of my bark and right
itde. It Interfered often with my
tomestlc and sorial duties and I
xeversupposed that l urould be cured,
?? the doctor's mediet ne did not seem
ohelp me any.
"Fortunately a member of our Order adrised
me to try Peruna and gave it such
ligh praise that I decided to try it. Alhougn
I started in with little faith, I felt
io much better in a week that I felt en on
raged.
"1 took it faithfully for seven weeks and
im happy indeed to be able to say that I
un entirely cured.
Words fail to express my gratimde.
Perfect health onec more is
he best thing J < o?tl-i wish /or. o?t?l
hanks to Pcruna, Ieujoy that note."
Pain in the back, or on the right side.
How often a physician hears this com>!aint!
Over and over we hear women say: "I
lave a pain in the small of my back. 1
>ave a pain in my right side, just below
he ribs."
These symptoms indicate pelvic or ablominal
catarrh.
They indicate *hat the bowels are not
icting properly?that the liver is out of
>rder?that the pelvic organs are con;ested.
Pelvic catarrh?that is the name for it.
Periiwa curespelvlc catarrh, wkfn
iU of these symptoms disappear.^k
The catarrh may be aH in the abd?nal
organs, when it would be propeny
ailed abdominal catarrh.
At any rate, it is one of those ca-ses of
nternal catarrh which can be reached on.y
>y a course of treatment with Penina.
We have on tile thousands ot tcstinonials
similar to the above. It is im>ossib)e
here to give our readers more than
>ne or two specimens of the number of
jateful and commendatory letters Dr.
iartman is constantly receiving ia behalf
if his famous catarrh remedy, Teruna.
LAS?r^l
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ikI price inMhr 3k yi M,
thlnyuurreuch. jj
[\ /? lni?.ip>lts, In t.
i because they fit ESfl8C39G38BKj
a other makes. '
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ACHUSETTS WHl'llTi 111 Hrl'l IW J
nreBow^^^
, appendicitia, biliousness, bad breath, bad
ul mouth, headache, indigestion. p:mples,
L dizsiness. When your bowels don't move
people than all other diseases together. It
ng. No matter what ails you, start taking
1 and stay well until you get your bowels
today under absolute guarantee to cure or
I C C C. Never sold tn bulk. Sample and
oy, Chicago or New York. 503 fl
They give Him nothing who have not
;iven Him themselves.
FITS permanently cared. Xoflt? or nervousness
after drst dav's uso of Dr. Kline's Great
Serve Restorer,*2irialbottle and treatise free
Dr. R. H. Kline, Ltd.,981 Arch St., Piiila.. Pa.
The food issued to the Japanese soldiers
has lately undergone a great change.
T.adlas Sh<?m
One size smaller after using Allen's Fook.
Ea.se, a powder. It makes tight or new shoes
easy. Cures swollen, hot, sweating, nehing
rest, ingrowing nails, corns and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores. 25e. Don't a??
rept anv substitute. Trial package Fkke by
mail. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, LeHoy, N\Y
Large oil wells have been discovered in
the northern part of Roumania.
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething,soften the gums, reduces inflamma
tfon,allays pain,cares wind colic,Uoo.n bottle.
It takes rough tools to remove the
rust from our hearts. So. 13.
Use Lonrmin & Martinez Paint.
Don't pay $1.50 a gallon for linseed oil,
which you do in ready-for-use paint.
Buy oil fresh from the barrel at 00 cents
per gallon, and mix it with Longman &
Martinez L. & M. Paint.
It makes paint cost dfeout $1.20 per
gallon.
lames S. Barron, President Manchester
Cotton Mills. Rock Hill. S. C., writes:
"In 1883 I painted my residence with L. &
M. It looks better than a great many
houses painted three years ago. '
Sold evervwhere and by Longman &
Martinez, N'ew York. Paint Makers for
Fifty Years.
Twelve million hats are made annually
in the United Kingdom.
HAPPY WOMEN.
Mrs. rare, ^
Fa re, a prom- jQ&a" \
i n e n t resigo
w, Ky.,
IvIUUt'.V iruu- 1 | r-f . -ri fj
bles. Besides v^f
a bad back,
[ bad a great ?||: a
ieal of trcu- ^9 f
ble with the
secretions, ^fciiumr^
fvhich were exceedingly variable, sometimes
excessive and at other times
scanty. The color was high, and passlges
were accompanied with a scalding
sensation. Doan's Kidney Pills soon
-egukited the kidney secretions, makng
their color normal and banished the
nflammation which caused the scaldng
sensation. I can rest well, my back
s strong and sound and I feel much
>etter in every way."
For sale by all dealers, price 50 cents
>er box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
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| ? ROADS. |
Why Parni Values Decrease.
' ^ 1 KFEltENCE to tbo agri|
/?\ 2R cultural records in regard
Rto the farm values in the
State of New York from
5^ 1S70 to 1S00 shows that ,
the value of farms has de- |
creased, and the question is asked.
Why has it? New York State is the
Empire State of the Union. It has
most attractive soil, it has intelligent j
farmers, it has within its borders S.- ,
000.000 people, one-tenth of the entire J
population of the United States, and
the consumers of farm produce are !
near to the farms of New York State, j
and even with advantageous location
i farm values have decreased. Why is
it?
In 1S50 there were but 700 miles of f
steam road in the State. There are (
' now SI 14 miles of steam road, and the ,
State of New York has 74.000 miles of '
dirt roads over which to haul to mar- |
ket its farm products. A ton of pro- ,
; duce can be carried no cheaper to-day |
on the highways of this State than it ,
could in 1850. when it cost twenty-live ,
cents to haul a ton one mile. I
In other words, rapid transit and ,
cheap transportation have been fur- .
nished by the steamships and the
! steam roads to many shippers, while (
i nothing has been done to cheapen the |
cost of the haul of a ton of farm ,
produce over the roads of the State, j
The improvement of one mile of high- .
way in every ten of all of the miles \
of highway in the State would create <
a system of 7500 miles of road, which, (
: following the main highways of the ,
' State, would leave no farm within the {
i State further away than a live mile (
! haul, and most of the farms would be ,
l within three miles of an improved
highway. Wheu once on an improved
, highway, we would have a ton of farm
produce moved for twelve and a half
cents a ton a mile, a saving of 100 per 1
j cent, over the present cost. j
is u not possioie cum out* ui mc
reasons of the decrease in the value
of agricultural land in this State is
I because of neglected transportation?
If so, should not the State of New
: York expend $50,000,000 upon a sys!
tem of 7500 miles of highway and con;
struct the same within ten years, exj
pending $5,000,000 a year so as to in- \
telligently open up the entire State j
to cheap transportation for the farmer j
just the same as the people of New
York and Buffalo have voted $100,000.000
to be expended on the canal to
t cheapen transportation of the farm
products of Indiana. Ohio and Illinois
to the markets of Nuw York City,
which belong first to our own farmers?
?New York Tribune.
Canals nnd ltnniT*. |
Many thoughtful citizens are watch- P
j lag the State expenditure of money in
! the construction of main highways,
and asking the question. IIow are these
roads to be maintained? Indeed, it
is time that the question was asked,
and the solution of it must come from
! a practical point of view rather than !
from a blindly drawn statute. Each
county has its local conditions to be
. met. Each' town feels its burden of
local taxation most. Road maintenance
is expensive, and the solution may be
worked out on one of the following |
' lines: "
The Sf.ntc of New York in the last '
I ' "
j twenty years lias expended on the !!"j
j lr.iles of canals an average of $2,000,|
000 a year In maintenance, and this
canal is dosed a part of the year. The
! State of New York In the last eight I
years has constructed TOO miles of j
State roads, the cost of which has been |.
paid, fifty per cent, by the State. ]
j thirty-live per cent, ny the county and ]
fifteen per cent, by the town. Is |
there any reason why the annual cost !
of maintaining these roads should not j j
be paid for in the same proportion by j i
the State, county and town? !!
Another suggestion is. Why should i
not the State pay fifty per cent, and j
the county pay fifty per cent, of the 11
i annual maintenance, and leave the i (
town out of the question all together, j .
except as the town bears its portion ,
of the county taxes? |,
Another solution of the question is. .
Why should not the State pay the en- 1,
tire cost of maintaining these roads ,
j the same as it pays the entire cost |
of maintaining the Erie Canal? i,
Still another suggestion is, Why ,
should not each town in which these *
roads are built raise $oi) a mile toward |
i tun rvvnense of the anuual inaiute- !!
I '? -- .
j nance and pay this amount to the
! State, the State guaranteeing to main- J
tain the road and ineot nil additional !
j expenses of maintenance In excess of
$.10 a mile? This,last is the solution of '
the question of road maintenance as
| worked out in Massachusetts. Boards 1
1 of supervisors are considering these '
i Questions throughout the State in orde|
to obtain general legislation in regard
j to road maintenance which will be [
| equitable to all parties interested.?
New York Tribune.
The Farmer and Good Roads. |
New Jersey is the most progressive I
State in the Union in the construction
and care of its wagon roads, and
j tlierefore the estimate of her road
j commissioner, of the saving effected
in that State by good roads may be I
, regarded as accurate, because be lias
j unusual opportunities for observing
, the difference in the utility of an im- <
j proved and neglected road. His esti- j
' inate Is in substance as follows: It |
j costs nine and one-half cents per bush- 1
: el to ship wheat from Chicago to New I
j York, a distance of 900 miles; it cost j
j three cents a bushel to haul wheat on j
] a level road a distance of five miles, i
j and on a sandy road it would cost j
nine cents per mile to haul it. The ;
saving on a bushel of wheat with good
roads for a dMance of five miles would
be equivnle? to that of GOO miles of
transportnti? by steamer or canal
boat, or 3W miles by railroad. One
mile of zMCl roads would make a saving
equtt to seventy-miles by rail
r,no pap mnrkets. It is estimat
ed that th^^st of hauling 500,000,500
tous of farm produce to market is
$2 per ton, or just about ?1,000,000,500;
it is estimated that about sixty
per cent, of this last amount, or ?600.500,000,
would be saved each year if
I farmers were able to do this hauling
aver good roads.-The Epltomist, _
.^HOUSEHOLD
CELEItY.
TYhen this tiseful aud delicious reg?table
is found to be attacked by insects,
a good dousing with quassia
jxtract will generally protect the plant
!n an early stage?or soot will keep
tnaurauuers away u u is cuquvj ?.-u
it starting.
, Celery is an antiacid, and it is also
reputed to net as a sedative; it is excellent
when stewed, and quite easily
ligestod in that form, says Home
S'otes. People suffering from either
rheumatism or insomnia will do well
to include it frequently in their diet.
CARE OF UMBRELLAS.
"In most cases umbrellas ore not
fairly worn out; they are ruined
through carelessness of their owners,"
taid A. I.. Kent, an umbrella and cane
man of Boston, recently, at-the Marlboro.
"When I see a man walking
rvlth an umbrella tightly grasped in
bis hot hand I smile to myself, because
I know that very soon that man
will be wanting a new umbrella. There
s no surer way of making an umbrella
wear out quickly than this habit of
carrying it about by its middle. Again,
ifter being out in the rain you should
turn your umbrella upside down, and
let the water drain off, as it stands
witi the handle downward. By dolu^this
you prevent the water from
getting in at the framework and
thereby protect the ribs from rusting.
Some men open their umbrellas before
they staled them up to dry, but that is
t bad plan, because the umbrella may
stretch when it Is wet. Auother thing,
too, never roll your umbrella up as to
io so cuts the snk."?New York Globe.
SUNDAY OVEREATING.
t* dncjpnii hpcin the week TO
freshed and ready for labor, rested in
mind and body, the eating customs of
Sunday will have to be readjusted.
Elave a later breakfast, if desired,
but have then a very light one, oven
f you are hungry. Or if it must be
aearty, then do not upset your digestive
habits any more than may be
ivoided and have but two meals on
that day, and eat no other. It would
>e far better to have tlfree light meals,
Ighter than usual, if that could be arranged
to tit with other household arrangements.
The custom of noon dinner
on that day arises from the usual
tbsence of cook or maid at the Iat:er
one, and this may be unavoidable,
k'ery well, then treat this as a rest
Jay for cook and digestive apparatus
is well as from other labors; have a
Ight breakfast, a light dinner and a
chafing dish supper as near the ordlniry
hours of meals as possible, and
emember as you are going to take
ess exercise than usual demand a lessor
amount of the more easily digested
food.?Helen Johnson, in Good Housekeeping.
Corn Puffs?To the contents of one
?an of corn, add separately the beaten
yolks and whites of four eggs and
mix gently; add a little salt and eay?nc
pepper and just enough flour to
mix well.'* Drop In spoonfuls into a
buttered frying pan and fry. Serve
rery hot.
Muster Gingerbread?One cup molasses,
one tablespoonful sugar, half cup
lard, or lard and butter half and half;
balf cup water, one teaspoon soda, one
beaten egg, one teaspoon ginger. Beat
ivell with flour enough to mix, then
idd enough to roll, but not enough
to knead too hard. Boll, bake in
sheets, and when still hot brush with
molasses and water.
Prune Marmalade?Take six fine,
large cooking apples, pare, plunge in
.'old water, then put over the Are together
with the juice of two lemons
ind a half pound of sugar. When
stewed, split and stone two and a half
[>ounds of prunes and stew with the
apples, taking care that there is sufficient
water to keep them from burning.
When thoroughly cooked, beat it
through a strainer and turn into jars
to keep for use.
Old Fashioned Jumbles ?Half a
pound of butter, nine ounces of flour,
Dne teaspoonful of vanilla, half a
pound of powdered sugar, two tablejpoonfuls
of flavoring extract and
three eggs. Beat the butter to a
iream; add the sugar gradually, beating
until very light. Now beat the
pggs all together, add the butter and
sugar, the flavoring extract and vanilla,%nd
then the flour, sifted. Beat
the whole well. Drop In spoonfuls
on a lightly buttered pan and bake
In a moderate oven.
Preserved and Evaporated Fruit
Desserts?At this season of the year
puddings and shortcakes, made from
preserved and evaporated fruits, are
most acceptable and quite Inexpensive.
Almost any preserved fruit may be
used with tapioca to make a pudding
which will be excellent. Here are directions
for making a tapioca strawberry
pudding: Soak a cupful of prepared
tapioca five hours in one pint
of water; then cook it soft in the water
over a slow fire; then add a pint of
preserved strawberries and the juice
of half a lemon. Let the whole cook
five minutes, then turn it into one or
two moulds. When cold and well
stiffened turn the pudding into a glass
dish. Serve with rich cream, well
? * * T?acnhnrrip5
WIUJIJH-'U Jllill siiviimtu.
cherries or other preserved fruits may
be used instead of strawberries.
Women Suftraclxli of South Africa.
Natal women who are members of
tin local branch of the Women's Suffra
. > League have circulated a petition
wl; 1 they propose to present to the
Nat i Parliament. The fair petitioners
clai. i that on the grounds of justice,
equity and expediency the parliamentary
franchise should be extended to
them, and they contend that as women
own property, pay taxes, directly and
indirectly, and are subject to all the
laws, it is unjust that they should have
no voice in the making of the laws.?
South Africa.
WHAT TATE ATE.
There was a young fellow named Tate,
Who ate witn his girl at 8.08. I
Since Tate did not state,
I cannot relate
What Tate at his tete-a-tete ate at 8.03.
LOVE.
"Love," said the beautiful one with
poetic fancies, "is n rose."
"Yes," replied the grizzly bachelor,
"and marriage is the wind that blows
the petals off."?Chicago Rccord-Herahl.
HUNDRED-MILE DASH.
Johnnie?"Paw, this paper says the
autos made a century run down in
Florida. What Is a century run?"
Paw?"It all depends on how It is
spelled. Some of them make scentury
runs."?Dallas News.
DEAR OLD LADY!
"Yes," remarked Mrs. Malaprop, "it
was a grand sight. First came the
King, carrying a spectre in his hand,
ami wearing a beautiful red mantle
all trimmed with vermin. It was a
grand sight."?London Tit-Bits.
VERY APPROPRIATE.
"I have been eating onions," confessed
the pretty girl in the dim parlor.
"Then I will tell you a ghost story,"
whispered the suitor.
"But why a ghost story?"
"Because it will take your breath
away."?Chicago News.
IN CONFIDENCE.*
Stranger?"So this Is the Sheep-Blacks
mansion. Have they many family secrets?"
The Butler?"Yes, indeed, sir. Why,
they have so many skeletons in their
closets the place looks like the catacombs."?Detroit
Tribune.
IN INSECT LAND
-*6.IfS
Walter?"Well, what'H j*>ti Lave,
sir?"
Mr. Bookworm?"Let me Lave some
new dictionary, some Kipling, a bit of
Howeils, with Conan Doyle, and a dessert
of Longfellow."
OUTSIDE THE CHURCH.
Waiting Swain?"Let's walk down
to#the river and back."
Second Ditto?"It'll take us an Lour,
i We ain't got time."
Waiting Swain?"Yes. we Lave. The
| parson Las Just said, 'One word more
I and I am done.' "?Houston Chronicle.
!
DISAPPOINTMENT.
"You said the Louse was only five
I minutes' walk from the station," comj
plained the victim. "To say the least,
I'm disappointed in you."
"And I'm disappointed in you," replied
the agent. "I thought you were
a very rapid walker."?Philadelphia
Press.
THE IDEAL SPOT.
I "The doctor told Senator Tillman that
I he must go to some quiet irtace where
i J>n nnnid have a complete rest and be
beyond harassing distractions of tele
grams and newspapers."
"Where did he go?"
"To Philadelphia."?Cleveland Flain
Dealer.
GETTING THE AVERAGE.
"The work of the world should be
distributed around so that each man
could have a fair share."
"I believe in averaging it around.
My father, for Instance, did so much
work in his generation that we don't
have to do any in ours."?Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
JUST A LITTLE SLAP.
Tess?"I thought you weren't going
to send Mario Mclnnes an invitation
to your tea?"
Jess?"Oh! I decided that I couldn't
hurt her feelings that much."
Tess?"So you sent her one?"
Jess?"Yes, but I addressed it to Miss
Mary McGinnis."?Philadelphia Press.
ALL IN THE WORDING.
"We've been trying for the last two
weeks to get a girl," said the passenger
with the ear muffs. "We advertised
for one, but it didn't do any good. We
^ a tim ndver
got three or iuui mun?0
tisement, and none of them was satisfactory."
"I guess you diun't word your ad.
right," said the passenger with the
scarlet muffler. "I advertised for a
girl a few weeks ago ami got sixtyseven
replies."
"How did you word yours?"
I 44 'Wanted?To open a correspondence
with a good, amiable, healthy young
woman, with a view to matrimony.
Address "Middle-Aged Widower. 1*. O.
Box So-and-So." ' "?Chicago Tribuue.
/ Strange Fnrnlture.
A man living at Queensbury not only
uses his coffin as a piece of household
furniture, but he has also a grave made
in the local churchyard headed by a
gravestone on which his name is set
out in conventional style. Underneath
is the line, "Not dead, but waiting."
One man, at Tong, near Bradford,
kept his Sunday clothes in his coffin,
and another, who ate porridge at breakfast,
used his coffin as a meal bin.
Some years ago a Kelghley man kept
butterfly specimens in his coffin.?Lonton
Mail.
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Pirate Bill.
J Old Captain BUI, of the Whip-poor-will,
| A pirate bold was he.
I lie sailed his ship on many a trip.
I Through every unknown s?'a.
lie bad a knack of hitting back
At his sailors, one. two. three;
| If they but spoke a word in Joke
Ills cutlass they would see.
j lie fl I led his boat so 'twouldn't float, ;
With gems and jewels rare;
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JJIII ?? my iur DUI|I ucjtau w
Thp sailor* didn't carp.
Thpy thought the sea wotild better be
Than Bill and salty air.
The biggest Joke Is that the folk
Who lived beneath the brine,
Made Captain Bill without his will
On gems and jewels dine.
He filled his hold so full of gold
lie couldn't even whine.
?Sam Avery. In Indianapolis News.
How Fishes Breathe,
i By means o! their gills fish breathe
j the air dissolved in water. The oxy;
gen consumed by them is not that
[ which forms the chemical constituent
! of the water, but that contained in the
air which is dissolved in the water.
Fishes transferred to water from
which the air absorbed by them i3 not
! replaced, are soon suffocated. They
j require aerated water to maintain life,
| and they take it in constantly through
j their mouths and expel it through it
i their gills, retaining the air. It follows
that if the water in a lake should
be completely cut off from contact
with the air long enough to exhaust
the supply of air, the fish in the lake
would die. It would take a severe and
pretty long-continued freeze to accomplish
this, but it might happen,
and doubtleA has frequently happened,
with a small body of water.
Awheel Along the Riviera.
The clearest of atmospheres surrounds
you, as, leaving the sea at the
birthplace of Columbus, the road follows
along a range of green hills, surmounted
by crumbling ruins of stone
pillars which were in days of long,
long ago the watch-towers of the
sleepy inhabitants' wakeful ancestors.
As you wheel along, the scenery becomes
tropical. The palm trees' bending
leaves wave by the roadside between
you and garden on garden of
orange and lemon trees. These gardens,
carefully terraced one behind
another, gradually clothe the hillsides
as far as the eye can distinguish the
green of their leaves. . . .
Far out at sea the black funnels of
the Mediterranean steamers could be
seen sending forth their trailing
smoke, which, ribbon-like, fluttered
back and away as the vessel plunged
onward. Nearer the shore the reflecting
bays pictured on their surface
steam yachts of England. Russia and
France, while sailboats, with their
poised triangular sails, glided around
like seagulls.
Little villages appear in the distance,
and the rider speeds forward as
he sees their cone-shaped roofs and
round towers rising picturesquely
from the hillside. You approach, only
to ride on that abhorrence of all cyclists.
cobbles ones, which pave the
main street between the theatricallooking
houses.
On either side of the road are old
women, seated in the doorways, knit-,
ting. Their gray hair, pushed back
underneath bright red handkerchiefs,
overshadows the keen black eyes
that look up as you ring your bell.
I grasped my handle-bars?in lieu of
other friendly hand?as I descended to
the cliff road, which now in its scenery
became almost Oriental. Palm
trees growing in the orange groves
which lined the road, looked over the
walls at me, while upon the pinnacles
of many of the Chinese-roofed villas
golden bells hung suspended and tinkled
musically when swung by the
breezes from the sea.
Imagine in the richest artistic coloring
an Italian villa, with its white
walls fronting a road laid through a
garden within a garden, at the back
the sandy beach of the Mediterranean. I
Odds and Ends.
The British Museum, London, has decided
to collect and keep gramophone
records of the voices of the most eminent
singers and publicists. They will
be for the use of posterity. The "master
records" will be of nickel and practically
Indestructible. From these playing
records can be stamepd at will.
The trial of "Nan" Patterson on the
charge of having shot "Caesar" Young,
a bookmaker, dead in a cab, was continued
and brought out some sensational
statements.
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while above 1* apfcy of s
that every shadow is toned
its harmonious hue paints
rounding hills. V8uch is Alassi^^^^^H
That evening as I walked aloi^^^^H
sandy beach I felt as if I were^^^^HB
ing old Father Time, for tho?M^^^^
was nine o'clock, the darkn93sinad nff
yet fallen. We had. instead: a softened
light which was not^rtl view-destroying,
but only spread a grayjgfrfT 1
tone over the surroifiiding.?Paul
Jenks in The Outing.
The Great Horned Owl.
Work had been going on all day In
the sugar bush: the sap had been
gathered and drawn to the boiling
place, until there remained but a/few
scattering trees to be visited near the
swamp. The boy was softly whlstimg
to himself, when a rabbit with easy,
graceful bounds cvrossed the road but
a few paces ahead of him and stopped by
the side of a birch bush to nibble the
tender buds. Just then a startling ,
sound came from the swamp.
Why did the rabbit .pause in his
dainty meal and squat in his very
tracks until his form more nearly resembles
a footprint in the snow than
a living mammal? Thp chattering
red squirrel dropped into the, crotch
of a tree, and ceased to chatter, as the
ominous and almost supernatural
"Whoo-boo-hoo-wo-hoo" sounded thro'
the dismal swamp and echoed through
the maple grove. This was the hunting
call of the great horned owl.
The actions of the rabbit aild squirrel
did not surprise the boy, who had
always heard that this owl was a veritable
Nero among the featherecT*>qfig^^
As yet he had never discovered the
nest of the great horned owl. It was
now the first week in March. Of late
he had heard the weird call frequently
from the swamp, causing him to believe
the birds were nesting there, and
he fully determined to make a search
for that nest.
The next day was spent in a fruitless
search, and it perplexed the boy^X^
for often he had located the nests of 1
the bobolink and meadow lark?nests
that are not easily found.
But the second day's search ended,
about noon, in rather an interesting
manner. The boy stopped for lunch
and a little rest under a hemlock that
he knew well, for the spring before, a
pair of crows bad a nest in the tree.
The old nest was still there, and Just
to see what condition it was in after
the storms of winter he aSfcended' the
tree. The nest was between 50 and
CO feet from the ground. Just imagine
the boy's surprise when about 30
feet from the nest to see a great
horned owl had really used the old
crows' nest, which had the appearance
of-being slightly remodeled, and was
sparsely lined with evergreen leaves
and feathers. In the nest were three
white eggs, about the size of a bantam's.
The boy afterward learned
that the usual number of eggs deposited
by the great horned owl is two,
and that sometimes the bird constructs
a nest for itself in a hollow
tree or an evergreen.
On the first day of April there were
two little owls in the nest, and a day
later a third appeared. They were
queer looking little birds, seeming 4)
be nearly all head and eyes, and their
bodies were covered with the softest
of down.
The young birds grew very slowly,
although the remains of fish, mice,
squirrels, rabbits and birds of various
kinds furnished abundant evidence
that the old birds were lavish in supplying
food. They remained in the
nest for about eleven weeks, which Is
long compared with most of our birds
?many young birds leaving the nest
in from 12 to 15 days, and the woodcock,
bob-white, and ruffed grouse In
about as many hours.?St. Nicholas.
Doubtful. ^
Stubb?So you are contemplating*
taking a plunge in matrimony?
Penn?Yes; I expect to break the
Ice tonight.
Sftubbs?Break the ice, eh? Then it
will be a cold plunge?
Penn?I am not sure about that I
may be kept in hot water the rest of
my life.?Detroit Tribune.
News of the Day.
Excitement has been created at
Mombasa, East Africa, by the discovery
of the West African rubber tree
(Funtumta elastlca) in the forests of
the protectorate. ' London syndicates
are competing for large tracts of forest
land.
Mrs. Braddon, whose first work of
importance, "Lady Audley's Secret,"
was published in 1862, and who has
been turning out novels rapidly ever
since, published another novel last
week.
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