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Stole a Pistol.
Walterboro. Special. ? Thursday
Daniel Pinckney, a negro boy about
21 years old. was arrested and lodged
in jail for entering Mr. T. T. Craven's
Kahoc onH ctDolinc a nictnl
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therefrom. It appears, from the testimony
before Magistrate J. E. Bryan
this morning in a preliminary hearing.
that the negro entered the front
door of Mr. Craven's house last Saturday
night. As the boy was leaving
room he was seen and recognized by
Mr. Craven. He was theu chased for
some distance by the latter, but succeeded
in reaching the swamps. A negro
named Archie Terry, who live3
about 200 yards from Mr. Craven,
testified that the boy entered his
house about 12 o'clock the same night.
The prisoner was captured by the
magistrate's constable in the lower
section of the county, and Mr. Craven's
pistol was found in his possession.
Magistrate Bryan, after hearing
the testimony, sent the prisoner
back to jail to await his trial at the
November term cf court.
Night Clerk Arrested.
"* Spartanburg, S. C., Special.?Daniel
G Hart, former eight clerk in the local
poetofflce, was arrested by Chief of
Police Dean, on suspicion of being involved
In the robbery of the postoffico.
A warrant for his arrest was taken
out before Commissioner McGowan,
and an investigation was set for 5
o'clovk ,at which Mr. Pulsifer, postofflce
inspector, appeared in behalf of f
the government, but having arrived
only an hour before the preliminary, j
atated that he had not had time to se- ,
,'ure his witnesses. He therefore moved i
for f? continuance, which motion was
sustained by the commissioner, and ,
next Tuesday was the time set for the |
hearing.
M'nor flentlon.
The biggest strike Newark. N. J.,
has had in almost twenty years began ,
last week, and extended until at midnight
not a street railway wheel was
turning, except under such cars as
were run out by inspectors and under
a heavy police guard. The Newark
trolley men declare the strike will be
general through Essex. Hudson. Passaic
and Union counties before noon
to-day. The men have demanded 22
eents an hour, the abolition of the
"split runs" system and recognition
of the Union.
Cardinal Gibbons arrived in Baltimore
and wa3 met at the station by
an imposing delegation of leading
citizens, including representatives of
all the leading Catholic societies.
Major Robert M. McLane. who was
accompanied by the members of the
v city council, welcomed the Cardinal
home in a few appropriate words. The
Cardinal replied briefly, expressing
the great pleasure which it gave hira
to get back among his home friends.
Notwithstanding the strict quaran- I
tine which Laredo, Texas, has enforced
against Monterey and Neuvo (
1-Aredo, because yellow fever is
known to exist in both cities, two
cases have developed here. Little news
of a reliable nature can be learned
from Monterey, where the authorities
declare there is no case of fever.
A Munich Journal contends that
there is more Danish, Scotch and especially
German blood than Norwegian i
In Ibsen's veins. His great-grandfather,
Peter Ibsen, was a Danish fisherman,
who emigrated in 1720 to Bergen, and I
there married 'the daughter of a Ger- I
man. Peter's grandson. Henrik Peter
Isben. married the daughter of a i
wealthy German merchant.
it is a curious fact that the most i
artistic modern houses in England are 1
those of the very wealthy and the very
poor, ine ncn. are punaing tneir own;
the poor, in a few favored places, are
having theirs built for them, and in
their different ways they are the nearest
approach we have to model homes.
Between these extremes comes the
great wilful and inartistic middle class,
for whom there is being provided on
all hands architecture which would be
laughable were it not so sad.
Chief Justice Sullivan, of the Nebraska
Supreme Court, in the statement
of his nomination expense, filed
the other day in the office of the Secretary
of State, tells the story of what
it cost to get the notninaion: "Authorized
local commitee to call on me, if
necessary, for $25 to help defray the
expenses of the convention. They have
not yet called on me, but I ara apprehensive."
It takes little grains of sand to en:+mon
Imhlh^ rlrnnQ nf
water.
The extreme Radicals made unexpected
gains at the Servian elections.
Arthur R. D. Elliot, who resigned
as financial secretary to the British
Treasury, says a general election in
Great Britain "cannot be distant."
As a result or direct negotiations between
Bulgaria and Turkey hopes of
peace are now entertained at Sofia.
0 M. Labardesque. a duelist, was appointed
General-in-Chief by Jacques
Lebaudy, "Emperor of Sahara."
An observer, writing in the London
Times, say Americans now work much
harder than 12 years ago.
The Germany Army is experimenting
with dummy targets which five
blank cartridges.
Mountain Top Hotel, in Nelson county,
was burned
PALMETTO CROPS.
Summary of Conditions as Given By
the Department.
The week ending 8 8. m., Monday,
September 21st, had a mean temperature
of 70 degrees, which is about 5
degree below normal. The night temperatures
fell to below 50 degrees in
the northwestern counties, during the
latter part of the week. There was
much cloudiness early in the week,
while the closing days were generally
clear. The prevailing winds were fresh
to brisk easterly.
General rains occurred early in the
week. They were comparatively light
over the western half of the State and
heavy to excessive over the eastern
half, the amounts ranging from less
than one inch in the western to over
seven inches in the eastern portion.
The average for the State was 2.S6
Inches.
The rains relieved the drought, and
put the ground in good condition for
fall plowing and seeding, and benefitted
late corn and cotton somewhat, also
peas and sweet potatoes and started
new growth of pastures, but interfered
with farmwork, particularly haying
and rice harvest. Some lowland rice
fields were flooded causing considerable
damage to rice in stacks. Rice harvest
made rapid progress where the fields
iibro in flf nn.nditinn
Late corn improved slightly after the
rains, but the weather was too cool for
Its rapid development. Fodder pulling
is active in the extreme west.
Premature opening of cotton was
checked by the rains and cooler
weather, but much of the open cotton
was stained and some sprouted in the
bills. Rust continues to spread in the
western counties, aterpillars ahe doing
damage over limited localities. Fruiting
has practically ceased, and there is
poor prospect for a top crop. Sea-sland
cotton continues dwarfed, and has
blight in spots, and it is fruiting
slowly. Cotton picking was delayed oy
the rainy weather early in the week,
but again became active at the close of
the week. In places, in the eastern
counties, picking is nearly half finished
w !n the western counties it has
anly begun.
Haying was delayed by the rains and
tome Uiow ho-y aa^.agtu. iue nay ciop
Is poor in places and very heavy In
ather places. Peas have improved. Poor
3tands of turnips have been secured.
The weather was ideal for setting
3trawberry plants. It was too cool for
fmoV Pome oats,
rye and barley have been sown.
THE PITTS TRIAL
sensational ucrurrcntc cnus > ui*
Acquittal of the Accused.
The trial of Reuben Pitts, a school
teacher, for the killing of Judson
Hammett, a pupil, was held in Spartanburg
last week. The defendant
claimed that the killing was purely
accidental, his object in carrying a
pistol being only for the purpose of
practicing his marksmanship. The
defence was ably conducted and the
Solicitor did his full duty in the
prosecution. After all the evidence
was in an able charge, was given and ,
the jury rendered a verdict of "not
guilty." The defendant was then acquitted.
He will go into active lige
again as bookkeeper for a cotton mill.
Want to Be in Florence County.
ILe fad for forming new counties 01
being jumped from one to another ha&
oot yet ceased to be popular in South
Carolina. Several citizens of WllliomoKnrir
nniintv nnur nslr the imv_
U0 1UOI/U15 wu-v/ ?W?? WWM ?..V o
srnor that certain territory in which
they reside be made a part of Florence
ccunty. The reason for the chaiife is
not given in the petition, but the facts
concerning the land are fully stated.
The territory in question is nine square
miles and "begins at a point one mile
south of Anderson's bridge on Lyucfc
river, and thence running west Ifcirug*
Lake and Lee townships in Williamsburg
county to the line separating Williamsburg
from Motts township in
Florence county." The constitutional
requirements for the formation of new
counties have been complied with, but
there is no voting precinct in the laud
lo be changed, -.hough 45 qualifL'l rkctcrs
are residents of the territory. The
petition urges the change and asks that
Luwarus iii' iikiuc me i uuug {iihiuci,
In the election for the change. Gov.
Heyward will Investigate the matter
and if the reasons for the change are
good and if the law has been complied
with he must order an election. The
pftition is signed by about 30 names,
In cycler to make the change two-thirds
L?f the qualified electors in the tenitory
must be in favor of it.?Columbia
State.
Chargtd With Assault.
Winston-Salem, Special. ? William
H. Bondurant, a white man. aged 61.
was arested here on the charge of attempt
to commit a criminal assault
upon Miss Lewellyn, a white girl of
High Point, aged about 17 years. A
riomitv chpriff carried Bondurant tc
High Point for a hearing. He claims
to be an innocent man. His story is
to the effect that his wife is dead; that
the girl some time ago cooked at his
home for some time, but that the time
of the reported assault she was boarding
there while her mother was array
on a visit. Bondurant admitted that
he went through the room where the
girl was sleeping one night, but that
no attempt was made to assault her.
Troubles Adjusted.
New Orleans, Special.?The river
front labor troubles have again been
adjusted to the entire satisfaction of
all concerned, the longshoremen having
agreed to pay the ecrewmen the
amourf, .J260, which they claimed from
the agents for work performed by the
longshoremen, but which the screwracn
contended should have been given
them.
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A HORRIBLE CRIME
Two Men Blown Ip With Dynamite
and Robbed.
OCCURRED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
The n?n Had Laid a Trap to Git the
Large Amount of flcn;y Being
Transported.
Washington, Ga., Special.?One cf
the most fiendish and bloodthirsty
murders and robberies in the history
of Washington county occurred Friday
afternoon on the Middleton road,
about 15 miles from her. Samuel T.
Ferguson of the Ferguson Construction
Company, of Pittsburg, was instantly
killed, and his secretary,
Charles Martin, of Cincinnati, was fatally
injured. The two men were
driving along the road in a buggy carrying
$5,600 in cash with which to
pay ofT some of their men employed
on construction work along the line
of the Wabash Railroad, when suddenly
an explosion of dynamite in the
roadway literally tore the rig (o
pieces, killed Ferguson outright and
threw Martin 200 feet and tearing his
left arm almost from the socket. It
has been learned that two men supposed
to be Poles, placed the dynamite
in the road for the purpose of
killing Paymaster Ferguson and had
arranged to explode it by means of an
electric battery. The satchel containing
the money is missing. Two suspects
are under arrest in the camp of
the construction company near the
village, but the farmers of the section
are scouring the country for traces
of the murderers, and believe they
have one of them at bay in an aband
oned coal mine about a mile and a
half northeast of West Middletown.
So quickly was everything accomplished
that the men who are implicated
got away with their booty before
they couid be overtaken, although
the county authorities believe
that if the right men are not those
under arrest they will have little difficulty
in taking them.
Miller Case Considered.
Washington. Special.?The executive
committee of the American Federation
of Labor considered the case
of W. A. Miller, the foreman of bookbinders,
who was dismissed from the
Government Printing Office because
he had been expelled from the local
Bookbinders' Union, and who was subsequently
re-instated by order of President
Roosevelt, but took no action.
The matter was thoroughly gone into."
documents read, and copy of the evidence
submitted. Further consideration
was deferred until later in the
present session.
No Hope for Caaal Treaty.
Washington. Special. ? Minister
Beaupre has abandoned hope of the
ratification of the Panama Canal
treaty, and cables the State Department.
under date of Bogota. September
18th, that the situation is unchanged.
The discussion seems hopeless and
the congress will probably adjourn
October 20th.
Hanna Will Abide Decision.
Cleveland, 0? Special.?Senator Hanna
stated that he would pay no attention
to the challenge to debate of the
Democratic candidate for United States
Senator, John H. Clarke, until he had
heard from Chairman Dick, to whom
Clarke's challenge has been referred.
Fastest .<lile on Record.
New York. Special?Prince Alert,
the pacing hero of a hundred races,
and the champion of a score of halfmile
tracks, went against the world's
pacing record of 1:59, held by Dan
Patch, and beat it most decisively at
the Empire City track.
Killed Fellcw Prisoner.
Durham, Special.?Harry Kelly,
white man, G7 years of age, died in
the nolice station as a result of in
juries he received at the hands of G.
J. Armstrong, a young white man.
Both of these men were locked up
Wednesday afternoon on the charge
of drunkenness on the streets. Soon
afterwards Armstrong, who is a vicious
character, attacked Kelly, and
knocked him down several times. In
the fall his head came in contact with
the steel bars of the cell, and concussion
of brain is supposed to have
caused death.
Troops for Manoeuvre.
Chattanooga, Special.?Nine troops
of the Seventh Cavalry left Camp
Thomas Friday morning for the manoeuvre
grounds at West Point, Ky.
The troops, which left od a special
train, will go via Nashville, thence to
Ixniisville. Those leaving were Troups
E, F, G and H. Second Squadron;
Troops M, D. L and K. Third Squadion.
and Troop D. First Squadron. Col.
Morton is in command and is on board
a nrivate car accompanied by the reg'.
mental band.
Postoffice Cases.
Washington. Special.?The Federal
grand jury resumed consideration of
the postoffice cases, but a-djourned
without reporting any indictments.
Chas. J. Bonaparte, special counsel to
assist the government in the prosecution
of the persons indicted as a result
of the postal investigation, had a long
conference today with Fourth Assistant
Postmaster General Bristow.
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l' PROM.'NEMT PEOPLE.'
Senator Tottus of Alabama is now
!n his eighty-second year.
rresident Loubet of Franco has been
a koc:i musician all his life.
Fresident Palma at El Cnney spoke
of Cuba's obligations to the United
Stales.
Ambassador Bellamy Storer lias
sailed from New York for bis post in
Austria.'
The Czar of Russia Is said to be
very superstitious and to have great
conlidancc In relies.
Count Tolstoi is obliged to devote
half of bis time to answering letters
and receiving visitors.
lien* Rebel. at the Socialist Congress
at Dresden, won a sweeping victory
over the revisionists.
The Kmperor William was forty-four
recently. Birthday celebrations took
place in Rerlln attd elsewhere.
Mrs. Isabel Recelier Albert, a grandniece
of Henry Ward Reeeber. has
just made her appearance on the lecture
platform.
Representative Lnnliani. of Texas,
who has been elected Governor of his
State, will resign his seal in the House
early in January.
King Christian has conferred upon
the royal servant Hansen the life-saving
medal for having rescued Princess
Louise of Slniuniburg from drowning
recently.
The H. O. Ilavemeyer loving cup
for the best display of sugar beets before
tbe Irrigation Congress at Ogden.
Utah, has been won by A. Rhodes, of
GaVland, Utah.
Since the two young authors. Winston
Churchill and Booth Tarkingtou,
succeeded in getting into the Legisla-1
turcs of their respective States, New
Hampshire and Indiana, little has been
heard of tbein.
LABOR WORLD.
Longshoremen in China ears thirty
cents a day.
The llational Mine Workers of America
now have 320,000 member?.
Retail meat cutters are endeavoring
te secure shorter hours at Minneapolis,
Minn.
Korea, the Azores and Portugal are
to be drawn upon* for labor in Hawaiian
cane fields.
Minnesota painters, decorators and
paper hangers have formulated plans
for a State organization.
Humors of further trouble are afloat
in connection with the engineering
trade in the Clyde <Eng.) district.
Chinese barbers work on percentage,
the employer receiving seventy per
cent, of the earnings and the journey
men thiriy.
Roofers' and sheet metal worker*'
strike at Montreal, Can., lias been settled
by the employers agreeing to the
new scale of wages.
At Minneapolis. Minn., an agreement
botwecn the upholsterers' union and
the employers has been signed and will
become effective November 1.
Present indications lead the labor
unions of Indianapolis. Ind., to believe
that they can begin the erection of a
labor temple by January 1. 1904.
There is a strong movement throughout
Connecticut to have one union of
telegraphers which will comprise all
the union telegraphers of the State.
Street car men at El Paso. Texas, are
as well organized as those of any other
city in Texas, although their union has
only been in existence since last October.
Eleven of the twenty-nine master
plumbers of Pawtucket. 11. I., have
signed an agreement with the journeymen
in which wages are raised from
$3 to $3.50 a day.
The flrRt union oreanlzed in the State
of Iowa was formed In 1858. It wns
not until 18G5 that the second wus organized.
There are now 820 onions,
with -1S.400 members.
NEWSY CLEANINGS. *
About one-tliird of the streets of
Paris arc lined with trees.
It is reported that all foreigners are
to be expelled from Fez, Morocco,
Free delivery service has been ordered
for Zion City, 111., the home of
the Dowie forces.
A farmers' trust has been incorporated
in Arizona with an authorized
capital of $100,000,000.
Panama's new Governor declared on i
assuming office thnt the interests of
the world urgently demand a canal.
It has been discovered that a Brooklyn
woman, a recluse, buried as a f>auper,
had left nearly $0000 to hospitals.
The men being divided as to the wisdom
of a contest, the strike of trolley
men at Seattle, Wash., has been declared
off.
The first convention of the Society of
American Authors will be held next
year on the Exposition grounds at St.
I.ouis, Mo.
The German budget for 1904 allows
J.TT.500 for combatting typhus, which is
now especially virulent in some parts
of the kingdom.
A peck of spurious coin, buried evidently
by the men who made it, has
nnpn rlnt' nn hv men frr.idinf? .*i boule
vard just outside of Los Angeles, Cal.
A movement inaugurated in London,
England, toward starting clubs for
working girls has spread to all partsof
the kingdom. The most popular fvature
of these organizations is the Savings
department.
For many years the President-of the
Danish Lutheran Church in America,
the Iiev. II. Hansen, has now gone to 1
Copenhagen to do missionary work
against the Mormons.
Why He Didn't Call.
Henry Taylor Gray of Bradstreet's
has just come back from a trip around
the world. On the return voyage he
fell into conversation with a purseproud
New Yorker who had made the
tame trip.
"I suppose you visited the Pyrenees?"
said Mr. Gray in the course of
the talk.
"No," bluffed the other. "They
wanted us to spend a week with them,
but the}- got measles in the family at
the last moment and had to recall the
invitation."?New York Evening
World.
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JETT IS :SENTENCED
This Is the Second Trial on the
Charge of Murder.
JURY FINDS THAT HE IS GUILTY.
Alotion for New Trial Will Be Filed
and an Appeal Taken if Thla Is
Overruled.
Cynthiana, Ky., Special.?After a
trial lasting eight days, the Jury in the
case of Curtis Jett, charged with the
murder of Town Marshall Thomaj
Cockrill, at Jackson, Ky., July 21.
1902, rendered a verdict of guilty, and
fixed the punishment at death.
When the Jury entered the court
room after agreeing to a verdict quiet
reigned for a few moments. Jett's
mother had gone away earlier under
the impression that no verdict would
be reached. The reading of the ver
diet did not afreet Jett, but his brother
was very much distressed. Elijah McKinney
served as foreman of the jury
and after the delivering of the verdict
to the court, the jury was polled
The death sentence was then read tc
Jett by Clerk T. J. Robinson, afcei
which Jett was given over to the cus
tody of the deputy sheriffs.
Colonel Blanton. Jett's lawyer, will
file a motion for a new trial and if
the motion is overruled he will appeal
the case to the Court of Appeals
at Frankfort, Ky.
This is the second trial of Curtis
Jett on the charge of murder. In the
first trial for the muraer oi j. u. i?arcum,
Jett and Thomas White were
sentenced to life imprisonment.
Attorney Blanton stated tonight that
he will more for a new trial on Thursday
on the ground of the absence of
the witnesses, absent counsel and erroneous
rulings. Sentence will then
be passed on Jett, and hia attorney
will be allowed until the Norember
term to file his bill of eridence for
tbe appeal.
Blanton says Jett has authorized
him to say that he has nothing to
confess, and he will make no confession.
The jurors agreed among them elTes
not to dirulge the proceedings
in the jury room. One juror, however,
stated that for four ballots eleven
jurors vo'ed for the death penalty,
and one fur a life sentence. AH agreed.
Farmers In Conference.
Niagara Falls. Special.?The Farmers'
National Congress assembled here
Tuesday in Its twenty-third annual
session, being called to order by President
George L. Flanders, of Albany.
Governor Odell delivered an address of
welcome, in which he made a plea for
good citizenship, saying:
"One of the first duties of our country
is to fight ceaselessly and energet
ically against all classes who dery jaw
and whose principles are menace to
society. We do find euch people all
over the country. The farmer, the mechanic
and the professional man are
responsible for such conditions, when
they exist, if they have made no effort
to place within the reach of all these
penury-stricken people?these dwarfed
intellectualities?that which is the
basis and foundation of contentment,
that is decent homes, fair remuneration
and hours of toil that will permit
of social and intellectual enjoyment."
Mayor Hancock responded for
the city, and Harnie Jordan, of Georgia,
for the farmers.
Odd Fallows Elect Officer.
Baltimore, Special.?The Sovereign
Grand Lodge of the Independent Order
of Odd Fellows unanimously elected
Gen. M. A. Raney, of Marengo, Iowa,
commandirg general of the Patriarchs
Militant fo;- a term of four years. General
Raney was appointed commander
to the military branch of the order last ;
year, and his election was received
with cheers. This evening there was a
reunion of past grand representatives
at Masonic Temple. A dress parade was '
given by tbe Patriarchs Militant at the {
Fifth Regiment armory in which all
Lhe visiting and local cantons participated.
Shall It Be Peace or War?
Sofia, Special.?Within 48 hours the
question of peace or war will probat.iy
be s. ttled. according to a .:! rua?lve
opinions here. Premier Petroff
Lad an interview with Ali Feruh Bey,
it which the whole situation in Macedonia
was discussed. As a result of
this conference, a much better reeling
prevails, and confident hopes a.* cxprfnsfo
that a satisfactory adjustment
will be reached. This view is s-rengtLeced
by. a report from Constantinople
to tbe effect that the council of ministers
after some Ja>s' dlucussion is
within measurable distan-e of nil
agi cement on the chief points of t!;e
Issue.
Will Play Ball. ,
Lexington, Ky., Special.?For the
first time in its history the students of '
the Kentucky University Bible Col
lege will be allowed to play football
this year. President McGarvey has al- !
ways declined to permit his rnatricula- '
tes to play, but such pressure was
brought to bear on him by the University
proprietor tha< he announced in
chapel that the students might play.
Superintendents to fleet. '
Atlanta, Special.?State Superinten- '
dent of Education W. B. Merritt has announced
that a meeting of the State
Superintendents of the Southern States
would be held in this city October C. ,
The meeting will be for the purpos* <
of discussing Southern educational I
I matters. The sesaions will last two i
days. 1
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Our. Bu?oky
of Humor.
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Clothe* and the Man.
No matter how a man may dress,
'Tis not his clothes that make him;
Indeed, the swells themselves confess
More often 'tis they break him.
?Syracuse Herald.
Called Down.
"Yes," lie said, ' I live in tlie top flat.
i-nn i a nut tint.* Wilt draft
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"Drop in!" repeated tlie ether. "Do
you think i'n> coining in an air ship?"
?Chicago Pos..
Expreulve Face.
He?"That bol. terrier o. yonrs has a
speaking councenace, hasn t be?" , ;j
She?"Do yoe think so?"
He?"Yes, it says to 111.- plainly as
words could, 'beware of thu dog!'"?>
Kansas Cit\ Journal.
The Fact* in the Case.
Uncle John? Which is right, WHlIe;
'I have bad ir.y toots blacked,' er *1
have had my hccts blackened;' "
Willie?"I guess neither ain't right.
Unci* John. Yon should say, "My j
boots need b':?ckiug."?B:stou Transcript.
"Where She Min?e<l It.
Tess?"Poor tlay! Jack Mistry asked
ber if she would care to be satistied
with love in a i ottage with blm." -i
Jess?"And she refused him;"'
Tess?"Yes, and the next day she
discovered tb; cottage was st New- .
port."?Philadelphia Press
Quite Too Literal. a
Totr?"I had ray fortune told tb*
?* ">- " oml mv flnn,M hrnl'A off the
UUICl U?J auu Ui^ uumvvv ? -? ?
engagement."
Jack?"Why is she a believer in such
nonsense?''
Tom?"Nonsense nothing! It was
told her by a mercantile agency."?
Chicago Daily .News.
To* Vutldloaf,
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"Wots de matter wid Hungry Hi^>
?1UB wn .
"Aw, he's gUlin' too swell fer di* ,
business! Won't sleep ir. nothin' but
flower beds."?Ally Slope;-.
Especially Poor Circumstances.
"Only a silver watch." said the pawnbroker.
"The last time 1 advance*
yon money ou ..our watch it bad a solid
gold <*ase." . ?
"Yes,"' replied Hnrd-uppe. "but?er? -' *
circumstances alter cases you know.**
?Public Ledgiv.
Woman and the Ballot.
He?"And so you' think tha- if womea
had ihe,ballot they would bare minds
of their own and be ab!e to give logical
reasdns for their beliefs?"
She (decisively) ? "I know they
would "
He?"But how do you know it?"
Shr?"Why, because."?Kansas City
Journal. " <
.Supplementary.
He?"There's something ? want yoa
to make for ray birthday present."
eti UTI7K., MAa/1r nirt/fn VAlt*
?311'.?"1 1 y\ Ii.V | 1 > c nil cciuj ujuuc j vim
birthday present I sent it to yon yesterday."
He?"Yes, I tot that: now I want you
to make a diagram showing what it'a
to be used /or."?Catholic standard
and Times.
nit Private Zoo.
Smith?'"Come and go with me to the
Zoo."
Jones?"No, thank you. 1'iJ stay at
home. My oldest daughter does the
kangaroo walk, my seeond daughter
talks like a parrot, my son laughs like
a hyena, my wife watches iue like a
hawk, my cook is as cross as a bear,
and my mother-In-.'aw says I'm an old
gorilla. When I go anywhere I want
a change."?The- Wasp.
?T- . /j
The Knllng I'msaion.
The prospective heirs of the dying
miser come silently into his sickroom^
The physician is seated by the side of
the patient, a linger on his puise.
"Hew is our dear uncle to-day, doetor?"
ask the prospective heirs.
"There is small change in his condition.
' whispers the doctor.
The dying miser rouses tlmself by a
supreme effort "Small change?" he
?asps "Put ? it ? in?my?pocket!"?
Judge.
Why They Married.
"Harold, what first made you think
3f marrying mr.?"
"Well, it wil: do no harm to tell yon
now. I saw you sharpen a lead pencil
snce. You did it neatly and without
soiling your tinkers, and 1 said to myself
that a girl who could do that
wouid make a good wife. Tell me now
when you first thought of me as a possible
husband'"
"V^ell, It can't do any uarm to tell
rou now. I sa v you were watching m?
when I sharpened that pencil. I said '
to myself, 'Ma1; be that's his rest of a?
girl.* So 1 took unusudl.pa<ns with
the job."?Chicago Tribrne.