The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, May 07, 1903, Image 7
... ROOSEVELT SfEAKsT
A Fierce Wind Prevailed and the
Cold Was Severe.
MEMORABLE OCCASION INST. LOUIS
Roosevelt the Only One Whose Voice
Could be Heard Fifty Feet From
the Rostrum,
St. Louis. Special.?The buildings of
the Louisiana Purchase Exposition
were formally dedicated Thursday,
with all pomp and ceremony, in every
way, save one, the exercises were a
success, and this one circumstance was
the weather. The wind blew flercly
frgni the west, sending great clouds
of dust whirling into the faces of the
troops as they marched past the President.
end at times so nearly blinding
the President that it was well nigh
impossible for him to see across the
street upon which the troops were
marching. Added to the discomfort of
the wind and dust was a tcmeraturp
which sought for the marrow and generally
reached it. The ladies, who, on
the strength of the warm weather yesterday,
came in summer dresses to the
reviewing stand, suffered keenly, and
but for the thoughtfulneae of officers
commanding the guard thrown around
the reviewing stand, who provided
them with blankets, many of them
^^-would have been compelled to leave
^^Athe place. Both President Roosevelt
^HJpnd E2-Pre9ident Cleveland remained
the stand exposed to the raw wind
~ until the end of the parade, although
their faces were blue and their limbs
stiffened by the cold. Despite tnis
heavy handicap, however, the ceremonies
proper were splendidly handled
and the programme was carried out to
the letter. The paraue. which took place
in the tuorning, was somewhat longer
In passing the President than had been
expected. aDd he was fifteen minutes
behind the sceduled time when ho was
escorted by the committee into the
Liberal Arts building. In order to arrive
even as early as that, he was
eorrcclled to take his noonday meal
under somewhat uncomfortable circumstances.
During the luncheon the food
was placed on a rectangular counter
and the President, like everybody else,
"helped himself." The crowd inside the
tent was dense when the President,
with Secretary Wilson and others, entered.
He was so closely pressed that
when Ire attempted to move his u:m
his ei* :r;r disturbed a cup of coffee held
by Gcneial Sorbin. With some difficulty
the off: ers forced the crowd to
/ allow the distinguished guest elbow
room, but they wouid allow him nothing
more. This manoeuvre forced the
adjutant general out of the range of
the sandiwefces. but the President devoted
one hand to passing food to his
escort, v/hile the other was devoted to
his own advantage. Owing to his advantageous
nnsitinn the President soon
felt called upon to help passing plates
which service he performed with alacrity
and cheerfulness. The important
ceremonies in the Liberal Ar^s building
were handled with all possible dispatch.
Early in the exercises word was
brought to Senator Carter, the President
of the day, that some po-tions of
the hall were being dangerouly congested.
and he was asked to avoid de^iays
as far as possible. He did so, and
from the first to last the events on
the programme succeeded each other
rapidly. Of all the speakers. President
Roosevelt alone was able to make his
voice carry further than 50 feet from
the stage. By.far the largest part of
the assembly could hear notning. and
thousands of people in the rear part
of the hall were constantly moving
about and producing a muffled roar
that would have baffled a fog horn.
When the President rose to speak
he was cheered to the echo. He bowed
again and again, -and suggested by his
manner that quiet be restored. Finally
he mounted the board railing in front
?f the resirum, where he could be seen
from every part of the hall, and again
motioned for silence. There was everything
but silence, and President Francis
suggested that he proceed with his
speech and quiet would follow. President
Roosevelt laughed and shook his
la OQ H ToMrif* '
uvau. ajl aiimgu ui iue 1U1I lie
called. "Now you. my fellow-citizens,
give rnc all the chance you can, for I
neea ;t." The chance was given and
he began his address. A burst of applause
greeted his statement that the
Dutch had done great things for the
country in its infancy, and the President
laughed in a manner which plainly
said: "That means my ancestors."
Another outburst of applause, which
-was long continued after he had spoken
about 15 minutes, caused him to
laugh and remark to President Francis.
"Now they think I'm dene," and
when the applause died away he wont
on with his speech.
Dispersion of the Squadron
Norfolk, Special.?Admiral Parker
assumed command of the North Atlantic
squadron, and sailed for Tompkinsville.
with the battleships Kcansarge.
Alabama. Iowa and Massachusetts.
which will go into dry dock
at Brooklyn, preparatory to making
their cruise to the Azores this sum
mer.
The battleships Illinois ami Texas
w ^he cruiser Olyrapia and the refriger-1
ating ship Culgoa, proceeded to Old
Point. The torpedo flotilla and the
small vessels which were at the drill
grounds returned to the Norfolk navy
yard.
Supreme Court Justice Giegerich refused
an application io dismiss the proceedings
against William B. Ellis, the
North Carolina publisher, whose sanity
is questioned. The examination to
determine whether or not Ellis is insane
will be continued.
Lieut. Gov. Willard, Gen. Fitzhugh
Lee and W. W. Baker of Chesterfield
left for St. Louis to be present at the
dedication of the exposition building
next Thursday. Gov. Montague found
it impossible to make the trip.
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THE PRESIDENT IN ST. LGl'IS
The Chief Executive Was Taken Immediately
to Good Rosds fleet.
St. Louis. Special.?President Roosevelt
arrived Wednesday afternoon to
participate in the dedication ceremonies
of the Louisiana Purchase Exposition.
It was expected generally that
he would leave his tra'in at the union
station and a dense throng had con- I
gregated there. But to avoid such an
assemblage there, arrangement were
piade to have him leave the train at
Forsythe Junction, three miles from j
the centre of the city. Members of the !
national commission of the World's j
Fair, a reception committee headed by
President Francis and a crowd of spec- j
tators were present to welcome tne
President.
President Francis, of the Louisiana
Purchase Exposition, seized the hand
of the President and gave hfra an informal
welcome to St. Louis. Mayor
Wells and others shook hands with the
President, who was at once driven off
to the good roads convention. Just as
the carriage started, a middle aged woman
rushed through the line of officers,
wildly waving her handkerchief
and vociferously cheering the President.
She attempted to reach in and
seize his hand, but the quickening pace
of the horses prevented and although
she ran after the vehicle, still cheering
and waving her handkerchief for the
distance of half a block, she was finally
distanced and lost in the crowd.
The military companies and a platoon
of police had been waiting two
blocks away and as soon as the line of
carriages appeared a slower march was
taken up to cover the three miles to
Oden Hall. People were congregated
along the streets and wildly cheering
i as the President passed. He continually
doffed his hat in acknowledgement.
The hall was packed with a crowd
which had been waiting patiently for
hours.
The President spoke of good roads
| in tones which showed, as well as his
words, that he was thoroughly in sympathy
with the object of the assiciai
tions. "Roads," he declared, "tell the
greatness of a nation. The influence of
the nations which, have not been roadbuilders
has been evanescent. Rome,
! the most powerful of the old eiviliza!
tions, left her impress on literature and
i speech; she changed the boundaries of
nations, but plainer than anything
j else left to remind us of the Roman i
civilization, are the Roman roads." At I
this point in the President's speech the |
crowd rose, cheered and waved hats
and handkerchiefs. The President dcj
clared that good roads probably were
the greatest agency for regulating the
flow from the country to the city of
young men and young women.
From 0(ieon Hail the President was
driven a* a sharp* trot to St. Louis University.
A few minutes were spent
here, after which the President and
o;hcr guests repair?d to the home of
President Francis for dinner.
President Cleveland arrived over the
Baltimore & Ohio Southwestern at 5:30
o'clock. 25 minutes late, and a larse reception
committee was waiting for him.
The members of the diplomatic corps
arrived shortly before. As Mr. Cleveland
alighted from the train, he wa3
warmly greeted by President Francis,
who had driven rapidly to the depot
after greeting President Roosevelt at
Forsythe Junction. The members of the
committee crowded around and Mr.
Cleveland was unable to proceed for
several minutes, so thick was the
throng about him. A passage was
finally cleared and with President
Francis he walked through the aisles
formed by the crowd and entering a
carriage was driven to the residence of
President Francis, where President
Roosevelt is also a guest.
Killed in Wreck.
Torre Haute. Ind.. Special.?Three
persons were killed, two fatally injured
and a dozen seriously injured in a
wreck in the railroad yards here Tuesday
night. A west-bound Vandalia
train struck a switch engine and two
cars near the Highland Steel Mill. The
killed are: Clarence Barnhart, Columbus.
0.; Nicholas A. Lutz, baggage
master; unidentified man. Attached
to the train was a special car carrying
a party of 27 people from Philadelphia
to the national Y. M. C. A. convention
Topeka, Kansas. Another car carried
the New Jersey delegation to the
Louisiana Purchase Exposition dedication.
None of the members of either
party was injured. The killed and
injured were in the day coach.
116 Years Old.
Montgomery, Ala., Special.?Mrs.
Marsylla Keith, the oldest person in
Alabama, died Wednesday, having
celebrated her 116th birthday March
i. She retained her intellectual faculties
till death. She had 18 child! en,
44 living grandchildren, 20 greatgrandchildren
and two great-greatgrandchildren.
Killed His Brother's Wife.
Columbus. Ark., Special.?Daniel
Dove a prosperous farmer of this locality,
shot and killed Mrs. Zan Dove3,
the wife of his brother. Immediately
afterwards he rode to his home and
killed himself. It is thought that a
difficulty over a land matter between
Dove 2nd his brother caused the deed.
Rise In Silver.
Mexico City, Special?The sudden
rise in silver has created much interest
and excitement. New York exchange
has dropped in three days 31 point3.
from 151 to 120 premium, and drafts
were sold today at the latter figure
Eankers believe that the gold premium
will go still lower.
News of the Day.
London is still dreaming of subsidized
opera and hoping that in some
mysterious way Parliament may he
induced to pass a bill authorizing the
establishment of a fund to support
Covent Garden. Meanwhile Berlin has
found it necessary to nave an opera
bouse on the lines of the Paris Opera
Comique in addition to the Royal
Opera House. The home o fthe new
opera will be in the building cf the
Royal Academy of Art at ?harlotten
burg and the Reichstag will be asked
to supply the necessary funds.
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ITEMS OF NEWS.
i
| Many Matters of General Interest In
Short Paragraphs.
Down In Dixie.
The firm of George M. Hoke & Co.,
of Mart'nsburg. \V. Va.. made an asi
signment yesterday for the benefit of
the creditors. The assets will exceed
the liabilities.
Mr. M. C. Bayiess. 52 years old. a
i:;rraer 01 near wincnester. aiea rnurs:lay
night. A widow and four children
survive him.
Governor Aycock has sent out an appeal
for contributions toward the $10.000
necessary to make a like amount
from the State available, provided
there is no shortage in the Treasury,
for a State exhibit at the St. I^ouis Exposition.
Lloyd Southvorth. 22 years old. a
Baltimore and Ohio brakeman of West
Union, W. Va., who had been in the
Baltimore and Ohio service six weeks,
was struck by a passenger train at
Grafton last night and killed.
A Pensarola. Fla.. dispatch says:
"The Curry Fertilizer Company, of
Louisville. Ky., has purchased 7 acres
near this city, upen which they will
erect one of the largest fertilizer
plants in the South."
The capital stock to the People's National
Bank of Roanoke has been oversubscribed
by $10,000. More than twothirds
is taken by local merchants and
business men. Dr. George H. P. Cole, a
well-known local capitalist, was slated
for president.
An association of colored men has
been formed in Suffolk. Virginia, for
the purpose of stimulating the interest
of the race in business pursuits and to
encourage the concentration of the
race's patronage as far as possible
by colored people. The officers are:
Dr. W. T. Fuller, president; W. H.
Ctocker, secretary and John Mar(shall,
treasurer. The Association is
to be a branch of the National Negro
Business League, and will send delegates
to the Nashville meeting.?Student.
At The National Capital.
The Thomas Jefferson Memorial Association
executive committee docided
to erect a memorial in Washington in
the shapo of the Pathenon. with u
statute of Jefferson inside.
It is thought in Washington that
any demand this country will make
concerning China v/ill alfcniate the
powers and provoke from them demand
affecting the Isthmian canal.
At The North.
It is announced thai Dr. Wm. T.
Councilman of the Harvard Medical
School, has discovered the germ of
smallpox.
Senator Depew was presented witr.
an enormous birthday cake Saturday
night at the twelfth annual ninuer
given in honor of his birthday by the
Montauk Club in Brooklyn.
From Across The Sea.
Venezuelan rebels claim several victories
over government troops.
Elaborate preparations in Paris to
receive King Edward continue.
Hugh J. Cannon, head of the Mormons
in Germany, appealed to Emperor
William to permit them to remain.
Major Goug's British force inflicted
new losses on the Mad Mullar's forces
In Somaliland. killing 200 men.
Elections in Spain are reported to
have resulted favorably to the republicans.
A Rome cablegram states that probabilities
favor Rev. Charles H. Cclton,
of New York, being appointed Bishop
of Buffalo.
Miscellaneous natters.
Dr. George Dana Boardman, author,
orator and preacher, died Wednesday
after a ling illness.
Anthony Fiala, head of the Zeigler
Arctic expedition arrived in New York
and said the ship America would sail
for the pole in June.
Phillip Doblin, who achieved no
toriety from his testimony in the investigation
in Washington of the purchase
of sub marine boats was declared
insane in the Supreme Court.
Jim Jeffords, of San Francisco, and
? *?? 1 \tA
unns nipimitr, m i/uuiuuniuu, .nu.,
heavy weights, went on for 20 rounds
before the Savannah Athletic Club
last night. Jeffords had the advantage
in height, weight and reach and
science. Himraler was knocked out in
the ninth round.
Judge ^arde, of the United States
Circuit Court, has granted a temporary
injunction restraining the
Florida railroad commission from enforcing
a 3 cent rate tor passenger
fares on the division of the Louisville
Nashville Railroad in that State.
By order of the commission the 3 cent
rate was to have gone into effect May
1. Argument on the motion to make
the- injunction.
Former President Grover Cleveland,
en route to St. Louis, was greeted at
the Baltimore and Ohio railroad station
at Cumberland. Md.. by 1,000 persons.
Mr. Cleveland addressed the gathering
from the platform of his car. He v,-as
enthusiastically cheered by the crowd.
Y. M. C. A. Convention.
Topeka, Kan.. Special?The eleventh
International Convention of Railroad
Y. M. C. A., which has been in session
here since last Thursday, came to a
close Sunday nigljt. When the next
convention of the association jfflll be
held will be left to the executive committee.
No officers were^-elected, as
this convention was held for the purpose
of making plans for the further
advancement of the work. It was decided
to pay special attention hereafter
to the work of the association of
foreign railroads. \
J
BRYAN- ON mm.
General Miles Favors Governmental
Aid in Improving the Reads.
FARMERS SHOULD INSIST ON THEM.
Some of the Honey Squandered in
the Philippines Could Have B.-en
Used in That Respect.
St. Louis, Special.?At. the second
day's session of the National and International
Good Roads Convention,
Gen. Nelson A. Miles, who is president
of the national highway commission,
made an address on "Military Roads
and a National Highway," and said in
part: "Our government has expended
$300,000,000 for the improvement of
our harbors and waterways, and now
the attention of the public is being
called to our postal roads and avenues.
of communication that are most
useful and important to all our people.
If such expenditures of the natioiml
Treasury have been made in the
pasc for the development of railroads
and waterways, is it not now a most
appropriate time that the improvement
of our roads should receive national
attention and. governmental
aid?"
Ex-Governor Hogg, of Texas,
pointed out the necessity for good
roads, which, he believed, could be
secured only through the aid of the
national government. He spoke of the
insular policy of the government, and
said if some money that is being
squandered in the Philippines could
be used here in the improvement of
the highways, our roads would be in
far better condition.
Wm. J. Bryan spoke at the afternoon
session, receiving an ovation. He
said in part: "The expenditure of
money for the permanent improvement
of the common roads can be defended,
first as a matter of justice to the
?.u? II... I- iU. i?.
jjtruyir wuu live iu iue uuuuuy,
second a3 a matter of advantage to the
people who do not live in the country,
and third, on the ground that the welfare
of the nation demands that the
comforts of country life shall, as far
as possible, ke:p pace with the comforts
of city life. It is a well known
fact or a fact easily ascertained that
the people in the country, while paying
their full share of county. State
and Federal taxes, receive as a rule
only the general benefits of - govern
mcnt, while the people in the cities
have, in addition, good streets, sidewalks.
etc.
"The improvement of the country
roads can he justified also on the
ground that the farmer, the first and
most important of the producers of
wealth, ought to be in a position to
hold his crop and market it at the
most favorable opportunity, whereas
at present lie is virtually under compulsion
to sell it as soon as it is matured
because the roads may become
impassable at any time during the
fall, winter or spring. Instead of being
his own warehouseman, the farmer
is compelled to employ middlemen
and share with them the profit upon
his labor. The farmer has a right, too,
to insist upon roads that will enable
him to go to town, to church, to the
school house and to the homes of his
nc Icli hrvT*c oe n^f?ocinn mav ronnirp
and with the extension of rural delivery
as he has an additional need for
good roads in order that he may be
kept in communication with the outside
world."
Hearst Married.
New York. Special.?Congressmanelect
William Randolph Hearst, proprietor
of The Now York American.
New York Evening Journal, Chicago
American', and The San Francisco Examiner.
was married here to Miss Millieent
Willson, daughter of George H.
Willson. president cf the Advance
Music Company, of this city. The ceremony
was performed in the chantry of
Grace church. Bishop Potter officiating.
A number of the personal friends I
of the couple were pr:-sent. Mr.
Hearst's best man was Orrin Peck, of
San Francisco, and the witnesses were
S. S. Carvelho and P. J. Marr. The
newly-married couple will sail b>* the
steamer Kaiser Wilhelm II this afternoon
for Europe.
Effort Falls.
Tillihao'jnp Fin Snpcial?Renre
sentative Long introduced a joint
resolution proposing an amendment to
the constitution providing that in the
collection of taxes a separate record
be kept of all taxes paid by white and
colored tax-payers and that the school
fund derived from taxing each race be
devoted exclusively to schools of that
race. Thirty-nine Voted for the amendment
to four against it. A change in
the constitution requires a threeiifths
vote of all th? members elected
to each house. Many did not vote on
the amendment, and it lacked two of
receiving the required majority.
Gets S:x Years.
Atlanta. Special.?G. Hallman Sims
Tuesday pleaded guilty to the embezzlement
of 594,000 of the funds of thefnnitnl
fitv National Ban1-: and was
sentenced to six years in the Federal
prison. Sims was collection clerk of
the bank, and was for some time a
prominent figure in the social world
of Atlanta.
Killed by Cossacks.
Rcrlin, Special.?A dispatch from
St. Petersburg to The Lokr.I Anzelgcr
rays it is reported from Kars, Asiatic
Russia, that a squadrcn of Turkish
cavalry crossed the Russian frontier,
70 versts from Sara-Maysch, TransCaspian
Territory, and showed intention
of advancing. A Russian frontier
post gave the alarm to a regiment ol
Cossacks, which fired on the Turks
killing an officer and six troopers. Tht
Russians suffered no loss. The Turks
then retreated across the frontier.
SOME OF THE QU
THAT
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JUL. IMIT'T of every300or 400 invei
dSI IIU tions that are patente
0 every year there are bi
one or two that are reall
[taj] [?l successful." So says tli
Superintendent of the Mot
e! Department at the Patent Office i
Washington, and doubtless he is bettt
qualified to speak authorltively on tli
subject than any one else. "What
say," be adds, "should not prove dis
oouraging to inventors, but should, o
the contrary, be an incentive to thei
to devote their talents, their time an
their labor to devising things reall
worth patenting."
There are thousands upon thousand
of models at the Patent Office of inver
tions that are of absolutely uo us
whatever. They represent the blnpte
hopes and often the ruined fortunes o
innumerable inventors who investe
their time and money in worthiesideas.
The models forwarded by thes
inventors to the Patent Office form
sort of museum by themselves, am
those who wish to look a bit beneatl
the surface can find a story aboundin;
in genuine pathos lurking in prett;
"the star invention in the way o:
REAL ABSURDITY IS SAID TO EJ
? TiiE ' WINDMILL BOAT.' "
nearly every one of these foolish in
ventions.
The star invention in the way of rea
absurdity is said to bo the "windmii
boat." This is a device intended t
supersede the sailboat of to-day. Th
motive power is furnished by a wind
miil erected on the deck of the boat
which is to take the place of sails. On
glance at the picture shown here of th
model of this boat is sutiicicnt to con
viuce any person of ordinary intelii
gence of its absurdity. The iuvento
of tills ridiculous device considered th
possibility of the wind dying out am
arranged a little tread mill in the steri
of the boat "to be operated by a mule.'
as lie gravely states in bis patent speci
fictitious, "which will furnish the powe
to move the boat." Doubtless the pat
ente'- of this queer craft was flrinl;
convinced that his invention wouh
revolutionize the building of all sailiu;
vessels, and that future generation
"AN INVFNTION FOR . . . FIOAUNC
HORSES ACROSS RIVERS."
would see no type of sailhorfts l>u
tlios-i equipped with his windmill do
vice.
Many inventors have devoted theii
"genius" to the improvement of nnisi
cal instruments. Sewall Short made t
violin that could be used also as a horn
The handle was hollow and made cl
brass and ended in a mouthpiece. An
other inventor devised a violin mad<
out of a huge hollowed out cucumber
This, so the patentee declares, "is :i
monstrous improvement," an opiniou it
which the Fntont Office employes con
cur. Still another queer invention in
the line of violins is an instrument thai
is almost entirely stem, all that show*
( in the way of body being two smali
projections, meant for sounding ooards
one at the lower end of the violin ami
the other half way up the stem.
Theu there is the invention of one
Ileintzeluiann "for floating horse;
across rivers." A very funny little
model of a strangely shaped horse witl
a .still more wonderful fashioned rider,
a soldier, accompanies the patent
papers. Little bladders filled with ail
are fastened around the horse. If the
model were placed in a tub of watci
Hie little bladders would support the
horse and rider on the surface of the
| "two ro.ckixg chairs which itAki;
NO CLAIMS AS OEATHDEALING INstbcme:;ts,"
'water, but?sad to relate?the poor sol?aier
and horse would lloat with their
feet up in th? air and the head ot both
man and benst well submerged. Mr.
1 lleintzelinann's invention was never
EER THINGS
E BEEN PATENTED. 1
i- adopted by the army of this or any
d other country.
it How a ma may remove his boots $
5 from his feet is a subject that has ente
saged the serious attention of quite % h
rmmlior nt lmnpli>ont . Thotr liiva /la. Ml
n vised some very complicated ways of jf
>r doing it. One of tire.inventions in tbia
ie line consists of a heavy piece of brass
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d "two washboards guabanteed ' ^
ll to break the knuckles 07 ait
Z OUR."
1 sunk in the lieei of the shoe. This may . ' "*>Jj
be pulled out about an inch at the rear.
It is intended that the man wearing the
boot shall pull this brass piece when be $1|
wishes to remove his boot and, catching
it under the rung of a chair, draw , S&j
his boot off. The invention did not /
seem to consider either the damage
that this projection of metal would do
to the chairs it was used upon, or tbc
still more important fact that it is far
simpler to remove the boot in the drdl- *$8
uary way than to trouble yourself witk *||
pulling cut the metal piece and catching
it under a chair. Just as absurds ?JB
device for pulling boots off Is a forked v:3l
metal projection that protrudes from,
the under side of a chair seat. It is in- . . ^
tended that a boot shall be caught I?
this and pulled off. The chair must be .
held very firmly, and then the boot will
onio off only afttr elaborate contor- .("v
tions have been gone through.
p Two rocking chairs arc exhibited.
e that, although not designed as death
deniing machines (or at least the pat- T
- ent specifications do not make* any
- claims of this nature), are pretty cer- ?
tain to cause some deaths in any house1
hold in which they are used. One la a. t
i chair In which the rockers extend in a
o semi-circle all the way up to the head
" rrs;. If js ( livious I iat any person
r "two bast chaibs so compxicatms ^
that xose cax UNDERSTAND THXM."
j rocking in this chair is very likely to M
Iafid on his head at any moment. The
" other locking chair, as may be seen i?<
* tbe illustration, is provided with an ex- A
tra pair of rockerg for use when one- ;
pair is worn out. This extra pair itt
the meantime projects from the back
of tbe rockers in use and is a menace
to life and liipb. But. of course, tbb
inventor did not consider that.
There are two ridiculous washboards * L
in the Patent Office model room. Both -.-it a?
art- guaranteed (by the Patent Office H
folki to break the knuckles of any onV
so foolhardy as to try to use them. - i
One has a cover with a strong spring
attached, apparently for no other pur?
pose tlian to unexpectedly and with ^
great fovce bring the cover down on .
; the washer's hands. Thet other Is a
5 corrugated wooden affair made entirely J
of knobs. The board, as any washer- , ?
; woman will lestif}". is utterly useless
for any purpose save the breaking of
t There .ire countless numbers of baby
. carriages, go-carts and baby chairs. "
' "WHEN THE STEAM sr. 13 SINKING PAS1
SENDEES MAY SIT IN THESE CHAIB8 ^
AND HE WASHED A8H0BE IN ABSOLUTE
COMFOBT."
, Two of these chairs are depicted in >':
. this column. They are so complicated . \-i
, with all sorts of improvements'* that ' ' i
, no person of only ordinary human intclligenee
can understand how the
chairs arc intended to be used.
Another Patent Office model In the
line of chairs is less complicated, but *Y
more interesting aud perhaps a good
I deal more absurd. It is a "life-saving v- %
i chair." A hollow compartment made '
of zinc and perfectly airtight constitutes
the back and arms. The rest of '
> the chair is very similar to any ordinary
chair. The patent specification*
1 relate that "when the steamer is sinlcj
?ng the passengers may sit in these .
chairs and be washed ashore in absolute
comfort."?New York Evening Sun. "i
-,i
The elevator boy should have a good
bringing up. ?