The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, February 01, 1900, Image 3
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He's done with ills?
He's Jived hig little dny?
And now that he is dead and claims his
rest,
This legend carve above his pulseless
breast?
*Ho paid his bills."
What wonderment there thrills
Through that mysterious bourne where
he is now!?
Where vague and shadowy shapes conjecture
how
Within this sorrow'd vale where wolf-howl
m shrills
H And creditors pursue and cark'd care
__ kills?
He paiu nib pinsi
What still peace (Ills
The deep cairn-slumber o( this scn3eles3
clay?
This heap of dust which only yesterday?
A man?toiled hopeless in the grinding
mills?
And paid bis bill*!
?Olin L. Lyman, in Lite.
PITH AND POINT.
Customer?"What have you in llio
shape o? oranges?" Grocer?"Well,
ve have baseballs."?Harlem Life.
Ida?"I wonder what it is in surf
bathing that shocks people?" May?
"The strong current, of course."^
Chicarro News.
"Nau, how does ray hat compare
with Kitty's?" "Yours looks more
like a hearse coming around the corner
tbaa hers does."
Tommy?"Fa, is tlie baby crying
because he hasn't any teeth'/'' Father
?"Xb, my sou; he's crying because
he's going to have some."?Puck.
The lluest days in all tlio year
"VVitli strange perversity, appear
Ja.-t when we have, and eaunot sliirlr,
Some hideous job o! indoor work.
?1'itroit l'rce Press.
"Are you sure you love that girl5"
"Well, 1 can't worl: in the morning
until 1 get a loiter from her. and alter
I get it I can't work'."?Chicago
Record.
".My horse has reasoning powers, I
tell you." "In what respect particularly?"
"Well, instead of shying at
that automobile cab he edged up to it
and kicked it."
"Marry you!" sh? exclaimed. "Do
you tliiuk I am crazy':" "I don't
know nboat that," he replied, "but I
will be if you don't."?Philadelphia
Xortu American.
"When will your new frocks ba
done, Amelia?" "I don't know; my
dressmaker is very reserved and has
not yet taken me iuto her confidence."
?Chicago News.
Wlieti lovely woman stoop* to follv
And seeks through bargain aisles to
roain.
What art can soothe her molancboly,
If she has left her parse at home?
?Iuilianapolis Journal.
Hicks?"That lady you bowod to?
are yon particular friends of one another?"
Wicks?"Oh, no; I have
^ sung with her in our church choir?"
* Hicks?"1 see; only a chants acquaintance.
"?Boston Transcript.
"I never thought the time would
A r cVtrmf/l Iia rl a! ifrfofpfl
CI Vi C U ui u n uvu * w
to hear that piano going," remarked
Fogg, as tho "instrument" in tho
next house was being carried down
the stairs to the furniture wagon.?
J3ns*nn Transcript.
%. "What puzzles me,M murmured
Chollie, as ho fouud the other fellow
had reached the house oi the adored
one ahead of him aud was monopolizing
her attention, "what troubles too
is the ouestion whether I am this
evening more of an ontlander or a
bore."?Indianapolis Journal.
' Fuddy?"You never can tell anything
about the weather. At the time
of the liood, you know, it rained forty
days and forty nights." Puddy?
"Yes: and I'll bet if there had been a
weather bnreau in existence at that
time it would have prophesied fair
weather, or at least clearing, every
morning."'?Boston Transcript.
"If you keep on as you have begun,
Mabel," complained the young husband,
running his eve over the expense
columu, "we shall never be
able to lay up anything for a rainy
day." "How can you say so, Henry,"
exclaimed the young wife, righteously
indignant, "when you know I have
two of the loveliest rainy day skirts
that were ever niude!"?Chicago Tribune.
John !. Jtlair'n Keady Wit.
One of the best stories told on the
late John I. Blair is uu incident of an
inspection trip over one of his Western
roads. The train ou which he
was riding stopped at noon at a wav ...
?l i;
Siae BliltlUIJ, WUHi: umuci oruou
on u schedule by which tho employes
of the road paid a quarter, but the
passenge a a haif dollar ou the same
meal. Air. JSlair, having completed
his repast, deposited a quarter on tho
cashier's desk as he walked out.
"Hold on, sir," the woman called out,
sharply, "do you belong to the road?"
"No, tho road belongs to mo," returned
the financier, as be continued
his progress back to the train.
V ?
Fitted Both Ca*?-?.
A cyclist was bitten on the leg by d
savage bull terrier. He wrote a long
complaint to the local paper, the communication
closing with the sentence:
"The dog, I understand, bolongs
to the towu magistrate, who resides
in the neighborhood, and is allowed
to wander on the road unmuzzled,
and yet sits on the bench iu
judgmeut on others."?Philadelphia
Call.
\
IIanalhbcru, N. C., Jany. 23, 1900. i
I have ustd and sold Lee's Heaiac.be and j
Neuralgia Remedy and llnd it the best I ever
tried. j. r. bavne.
Bchweil .t Dcnjt Co.. Charlotte, and all
medicine dealers. 25c. No cure, no pay.
A steamship was loading at Philadelphia
last week with coal for Genoa. This
is said to be the first coal shipment to
Italy.
pctbak fal>ei.kbs Dtk produces the
fa-rest and brightest colore of any known dye
stuff. Sold by all druggista.
More than .too applications for pen- 1
sions have been filed by members of the !
Seventy-first New York Regiment.
Bennty Is Blood Deep.
Clean blood means a clean skin. No j
' ? ? e..n.ri>?o ( Vinrlv (':?1 har- '
; oeauiy wiiuuui it. v,aw.Bitw,v?u-; .
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
j stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im* j
purities from the body. Begin to day to j
j banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads, I
and that sickly bilious complexion by takin/ j
Ca?carets,?beauty for ten cents. All drug* j
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c, 25c, 50c. ,
The number of men composing the '
bands in the British army, exclusive of
! those in the militia, yeomanry and vol- I
j untecrs. i" upward <>t 6.000.
i Fiso's Cure fur Consumption has no equal
i as a (lough medicine.? F. M. Abbott, U.Vl I
j Seneca s:., LuiTalo. n. Ym May y, ltftfcL
Vita- jtv low. ''ebiiitatn t or exhausted cured
bv l<r Kline's Inv-soratlng Ionic Frkk si
trial Cottle forZ weeks* treatment. J)r. \line,
l.d., 1111 Arch St., 1'tii adeipliiii. Founded 1671.
I -? j
I Half """"j
a Bottle |
j Cured Me jj
I" About thirty veers ago I B
bought a bottle of Aycr's Hair I j
Vigor to stop my hair from jj j
falling out. Ooc-half a bottle n \
cured mc. A few days ago nv g i
hair began to fall out again. I 8
went to the medicine shelf and 2
found the old bottle of Hair |
Vigor just as good as when I |
bought it."?J. C. Bixter, g
Braidwcod. 111. Sept. :7. 1899. j
Keeps
Thirty Years |
Avers Hair Vigor is ccr- I
tainly the most economical prep- (
aration of its kind on the market.
A little of it goes a long wav.
And then, what you don't need
now you can us: some other
time just as well. 1
It do csn't take much of it to I
stop falling cf the hair, restore S
color to gray hair, cure dandruff, I
and keep the hair soft and glossy. |
; There's a great deal of good and I
; an immense amount of satisfac- |
m fv/cv hot tl nf it .
| $1.03 a tottie. All
|!^CM?RTUQOZU'Vjt
ij Write the Docior
1 f you <!o r.ot obtain all the benefits you
I desire from the use of the Vigor, write 9
it -l>r. J. c. Ayj n, Lowell, Mxss. I
TAPE ~|
WORiSS |
"A tape worm eighteen feet long at j
' least came on the scene after my taking two
CASCA1JET3. This i am sure has caused my
! bad health for the past three years. i am still
taking Cascare ts> the only cathartic worthy of
notice by sensible people "
geo. w. bowles. Baird, Mass.
candy
^CATHARTIC &
CVKWW)
TRADE MARK REGISTERED
gn
i Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Gmit. Do j
i Good. Nevor Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe llic. Sic. Uie. j
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... I
Alerting lirie.<lj t*onp?n*. I hlr.gn, Kutml, \r* tnrl. 113
Mn.Tn.RilP So'd "i'1 guaranteed l.y all drug U
IU DAw gists to C?l'K? Tobacco Habit.
. i< mailt! to give Satisfaction and
tt does. Have you useil it?
i FMiLLiONDOlLAPTTOi
[] Most talked of potato on earth '
| Catalog tells?eo also about Sal- /a t;j1
I H rer'a Earliest six Weeks'Potato, wr , a."
| u I-argest farm and vegetable seed ejPu
; 1 growersln U.S. Potutoes, Jl.i'iiand/^ | tV jXB
J op a bbl. send this notice and oc.Ma?vsuA;.<J
1 |J ?taap for Big Catalog. VJ jjLijr M
3JOHNA.SALZERSEED' LA CROSSCwis^j
I fei. ? ,, .iijin'
Bgga^is^EiaaaaaHii s
IS CURLS WHtKE ALL ELSE FAiLS. Ed
Ly Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use H
M In tuna Sold by druggists. In
qpH-T i' n'i ft i ;
4100 Reward. HOft. '
The readers of this nape? will be pleaded to
leara that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is atarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure Is tho only positive cure known to the
Siedical fraternity, c atarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires a constitutional treat- j
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, i
acting directly on the blood and mucous eur- |
faces of the system, thereby destroying the |
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa- >
tient strength by building up the constitution J
nf nature in doing ita work. The |
proprietors have so much fa th in Its curative I
powers that, they offer One Hundred Dollars I
for any carte that it fails to cure. Send for list j |
of testimonials. Address ! (
F. J. (.Sexiy Ac ( O., Toledo, O. t
Sold by Druggists, 75c. < a
Hall'* Vamily Pills are the best. b
Mrs. Vlnslow'sSooUiinif.^yrup for children I
let thing, softens the puma, reducing inflama- j I
Hon. allays pain.cures wind colic 3ao a bottle I |
/DrBull'sNj
Cures all Throat and I.urg A flections. I
COUGH SYRUP j
Get I he genuine. If cfusc substitutes.
Vis sure/i,
Dr. But?: rills cure Dystefisia. Trial, so forge, i
Millions op Women Use C
for preserving, purifying, and
cleansing the scalp of crusts, sc
stopping of falling hair, for
healing red, rough, and sore hi
j i _ n ^ _
for annoying irritations, muni
too free or offensive perspiratic
for ulcerative weaknesses, and f
purposes which readily suggest
especially mothers, and for all
bath, and nursery. No amoun
those ivlio have once used it t
for preserving and purifying t
infants and children. Cuticui
emollient properties derived 1
skin cure, with the purest of clt
most refreshing of flower odo
toilet soap ever compounded i
for preserving, purifying, and
hair, and hands. No other fore
however expensive, is to be c<
purposes of the toilet, bath, ai
bines in One Soap at One Price
the best skin and complexion
best baby soap in the world.
Complete External and internal tre,
consisting of CtiTICURA Soap Ci5o.), to cleanse tl
thickened cuticle, Cuticura ointment (50c.), tc
irritation, and soothe and heal, and Clticuka ]
blood. a Single Set Is often sufficient to cure
and blood humors, with loss of hair, when all els
xeb drug aju> Chum. Corp., Sole Trope., Dos tot
J||M
IHFIM \TI6M I'Al.V l\ BACK. LaGIUPPE, I
JKOI'P anil tOl.ofc Grandmother used It. why
lOt you; I?'a the greatest rat-dlelne known. Sold by
II druggist* and general stores'. Made only by
rOOSE OI'.EAbE 1.1M11ENI CO.. Gr?.i>sbOBO, if. 0.
)on't Stop TobaccoSudoekly
t injure* nervous system to do so. K.1COI'ltOisthe
only euro that, REALLY CURES
nd notifies you when to stop, sold with a
uarantee that three boxes will cute any case.
lAPn.PIIRfl is vegetable md harmless. It
has cored thousands, it will
lire yon. At ati dructjists or bv mail prepaid,
I a box: ;5 boxes J-..Y) Booklet free. Write
illtl Kt t HlAllt'AL CO.. l.a('ro??e. AVU.
aaillU MORPHINE IIABIT* <T RED
II fill m AT IIOMK--P VIMJ ssl.V
Jl IWin DH. MKt-.KKK CO.. ? fltCAUO
\
'uticura Soap exclusively
beautifying the skin, for
ales, and dandruff, and the
softening, whitening, and
mds, in the form of haths
11 mat ions, and cha tings, or
>n, in the form of washes,
or many sanative antiseptic
themselves to women, and
the purposes of the toilet,
t ot persuasion can muuue
0 use any other, especially
lie skin, scalp, and hair of
ra Soap combines delicate
from Ccticura, the great
?ansing ingredients and the
rs. No other medicated or
s to be compared with it
beautifying the skin, scalp,
*ign or domestic toilet soap,
impared with it for all the
ul nursery. Thus it com,
viz., Twenty-Five Cents,
soap, the best toilet and
ATMENT FOR EVERY HUMOR $1.25,
tie skin of crusts aiul scales and soften the
1 Instantly allay Itching, inflammation, and
Re.solve.nt to cool and cleanse the
the most torturing, disdgurlog skin, scalp,
,e falls. Sold throughout the world. PoTi.
" AH about Skin, Scalp, and Hair," fre?.
PUP Every one to
lllU. know that the
KEELEY CURE,
For Drink, Drug and Tobacco Addictions
Is now re-established at Columbia,
S. C. Call or Write,
THE KEELEY INSTITUTE,
COLUMBIA. 8- &
DUY NOW AND
Lf +o*co+ SAVE MONEY.
Prices on Machinery anil Supplies ol e?ery
description are advancing and now it the
opportune time to place your order.
"SEASONABLE"
Engines and Hollers, Saw and Gri-t MlUa,
Rice Hnllers, Grain Drills, Wood W.rkXag
Machinery.
Write us when In the market tor anytiiixig
in our line. It wiil pay you. (
W. H. G18BES & CO.,
Headquarters tor Machinery and Mill
Supplies.
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COLL'.IIHIA, S. C.
rmwrc and apTTaivo
uiiu itiuni w
I DIRECT FROM THEFACTORY!
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liATTTi. '^T ?0W CHEAP
UUI IU. RUT HOW film
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TheInstrument* I roprmrnt arefnlly
warranted by reputable builder* r.nd
endor?cd by nte. making you Doubly
Secured.
GOOD, RELIABLE ORGANS, $35 up.
G00t>, RELIABLE PIANOS, $175 up.
Write for catalogue to,
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<01, i; TIBIA, * o.
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The Smith Pneumatic Suction Elevating,
Ginning and Packing System ia the Sim pleat
and Most Efficient on the Market: Fortyeight
Completo Outfits in South Carolina)
Each One Giving absolute Satisfaction,
BOILERS AND ENGINES;
CI1J
onue vaive,
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My Light and Heavy Log Boam Saw liUb
Cannot be equalled In Design, Efficiency at
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South. Write for Prices and Catalogues.
V. C. BADHAM & C0.,
132ft Main St.,
COLUMBIA, - - - - t C
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We wiah to (rain tlii* ye*r 200,010
9 ib^tTu cmtuoi m, nud fi t-nco oflVr A
A SEfcSLrifl _ I PJlB. City Carden Beet, lie
Z p'wSKfilAl Pktf Karl'nt Kmrr-ildCacnmberlic 2
X tffrSI1 " I-aCroHH,' Market Letttuo, 15c X
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I I ftS AboTo 10 PlfRs. worth $1.00, ww will I I
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II' aa, you waul h OAKLAND
STOVIi to n akr yon Iiappy.
If they .ire i.ot n- Id ly y. ur leading
merchant. wilte >
SHEPHE&D SUPPLY CO.,
C'AA KLKSTON, S, C?
_ ?TATE AGENTS FOR ALSO
?IAM FACT! IIERSOP
6<MJZEG COBIIICES, ETC,
0" DYSPEPSIA!
No Medicine to Swallow!
Cured by Absorption In ? day*.
If iiottienotuted money refunded.
Hook free oil appi leaf Ion. Bead
Sl.'JO for a Ptl) to the
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ATTENTION Is fAcilltatcd if yon mention
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o D f\D <55 V N EW DISCOVERY; *irm
^ X~ VJ <]uiek relief and otirw vrorat
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