The Orangeburg democrat. (Orangeburg, S.C.) 1879-1881, April 30, 1880, Image 4
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Wit and Humor.
?Quite a number of young men
arc gone on the new game ol* 15, but
17 can give her points and win every
time.
?"You look goOii enough to eat,"
said he, looking over her shoulder in
to the mirror. "Food lor reflection,"
bhe replied without a smile.
?This is tho nineteenth century,
but yet a St. Louis wife refused to
receive a telegram from her husband
in New York, I eeause it wasn't in his
handwriting.
?When a mule has learned not to
be bashful, ami to show his true na
J.urc in the presence of an assembly,
he is advertised by the circus folks as
a trick inu'e.
?Western papers arc discussing
the question, Shall married women
work?" Unless they do we suppose
a good many husbands of the period
will starve to death.
?Bald-headed persons arc recom
mended, by one who knows how it is
himself, to have a spider painted on
t he top of their heads as a preparation
for the fast approhohicg lly-time.
?An exchange prints a touching
)$.tic episode on what a child's kiss
could do. Tho current belief in this
matter is that it could get a man's
mustache all molasses and milk, and
stuff.
?A bevy of Chicago girls, at a re
cent wedding threw their slippers at
the bride on her departure op her
bridal tour, for luck. One of them
bit her, and her funeral occurred three
days later.
??Don't be in a hurry in lids world
A Missouri farmer had aboil. Some
one told him it was a cancer, and he
was so scared that he hung himself.
The bc3t way is to go slow and
poult ice'etu.
?The members of the Derrick
atalf were binding as to who had got
off' the thing during the week.
When itcamctothe last mail, he said
iic thought lb': beut thing he had got I
oil was his dirty shirt.
?And thus Saith the New York
Tribun' -. Jf Tilden and Grant were
to withdraw simultaneously, both
parties would feel like holding a jubi
lee." What an awful lot of fun that
little word llif" does spoil to be sure.
?A young New Yorker was intro
duced to a Boston girl, and before
"they were acquainted thirty minutes
she got so spConby that she had called
him an aslcr?lopjs. a Silurian placoul
and a cartilaginous vertebrate. He
icturned to New York by the mid
night train.
?They were silling together Sun
day evning, with an album or two
between them, when the pleasantly
asked: How would you like to have
my mother live with you?" In just
fifteen seconds }kj bad hid hat down
half way over his face and was bolt
lug through {.he gate.
?We said, ;he other day, "A mil
lionaire with a boil is not a bit hap
pier than a beggar in the same predi
cament,'" and forty-seyep millionai
res have called upon us for an ex
planation. Once for all, we must say
right here that we haven't time to
fool with millionaires.
?We protest against the fully ol
this senseless demand that ibe money
of i he hind should he kept iu circula
tion. That's just the trouble with it;
it circulates too fast. What we are
trying to do is to stop u Hille of ii
light at the very number where the
carrier leaves our letters.
Docs Iho World Miss Any*One ?
Not long. The best and most use
ful oj us will soon he. forgotten.
Those who to-day are Idling u large
place in the world's regard will pa s
away from the remembrance of men
\ i u few months, or at farthest, in a
lew years after the grave has closed
ifjjon their rcmninn. \Vq are ulu dding
tears above a new jnadc grave and
wildly crying out in grief that our loss
js ineparablc. Yet in a short time,
the tendrils of love have entwined
around other supports, and we no
Idnger'tniss the one who is gone. So
passes the world. But there are
those to whom a loss is beyond ro
parr. There arc inen from whose mem
ories no woman s smile can chase
recollections of Ibe sweet face that
has given up all its beauty at Death's
icy touch. There are women whose,
(flighted faiill extends beyond the
grave, and drives away as profane
those who !would entice them from a
worship of their buried loves. Such j
loyalty however is hidden away f/om I
the public gaze. ' The world sweeps
on beside and aro;i.id them and cares:
v 1
not lo look in upon 'this unoblruding!
uricf. It carves ri line and rears ni
stone over the dead and hastens away
to offer homage 16 the living. It
cries out wcepirigly "L*i Roy e;U iu<>ii'
j-i-but ivlth the next breath e?c|ajtnsj
foyously, Vive le Hoy" I
fiMJ?D OPENING!
HENEY EOHN'S
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9 SPRING and SUMMER
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hnkw dress goods,
2 NEW HOSIERY,
7i NEW MILLINERY,
(? NEW CASS1MERS,
u ? new straw goods,
g new clothing,
H new wool und fur ii ats,
H new children's suits
53 new ladies' suits,
0 new shoes,
^ new suiters,
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h Evcrvthina new and frcsli from New York. Cull early und often,
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PliJ?ES C UlUiEjYT
From
D. W. MUSTARD,
LATE OF LEWISVLLE, S. C.
Dealer in Country Produce,
3rJ8 KING ST RH ET,
CHARLESTON,
FOWLS, per duz.3.2ou3.70
Chickchs, per duz.2.00a2.55
Ducka (Kng'k) per doz.4.0U
Docks (iMVy) per doz.5.00
(?eese per doz.0.00
Turkeys per du/..12.00al5.00
HC (.LS, per doz.I i
PEANUTS, per bushel.T?al.lO
POTATOES, Sweet.1.2?al.?0
PEAS, clay, per bushel..G5a7?
" Mixed .G0a?5
UICE, (Rough) pcrhuahcl..l.l0al.2?
BEESWAX, per lb.a22
HONEY, .10
HIDES, Flint, per lb.10
Dry Salted, " .8
SKINS, Otter, apiece......,....25a2.?O
, ?> Coon, vk .?al?
Fox, " .lOaiO
14 Deer, per lb .10
" Coat, " .o
i Highest market prices obtained for all
guilds consigned to inc. Returns made
j promptly. Consi?fituients solicited. 1$
The Weekly News,
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CHARLESTON, S. C.,
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Enlarged 1)3- two additional pages.
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GREAT SIX PAGE WEEKLY,
ht'ine long columns on each page I
Tl|0 length ami width ol (he columns,
ami the style of type, j^ivo
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A larger quantity of reading mutter than
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RH ib DA N & DAWSON,
PUBLISHERS, CHARLESTON, S. 0.
SHERIDAN'S SCHOOL,
A CLASSICAL SCHOOL FOR
BOYS AND GIRLS.
Corps of Teachers.
HUGO G. SHERIDAN.Principal,
Wm. L. GLAZE.1st Assistant,
^ In charge of-2nd Grade Room.
MISS E. J. MACK AY.2nd Assistant,
In charge of 1st Grade Room and Girls.
rpitts School opens on this First Monday
JL ill September annually, and contin
ues unintCiTiiptedly until the last of J one
TERMS UEU MONTH.
First Grade, beginners..$2.0t)
Seeond Grade, Grammar pupils. 2.50
Third Grade, advanced English. "J.?U
Latin. Greek, and Gei lnau each,
extra.,. 5u
COUilSK OK STUDY.
First Grade.?Alphabet. Spelling, Rud
imentary Arithmetic, \Vrjting und First
Steps in Geography.
Seeond Grade, Spelling. Reading,
Writing, Arithmetic, Second Steps in
Geography, Grammar, Written Compo
sition, Latin, Greek and German.
Third Grade. Spelling, Routing, Writ
ing, Arithmetic completed, Geography
completed, Grammar completed, Coaipu
silion, History, Philosophy. Rlietorie,
Logic. Rook-keeping, Algebra, Gcome
try. Chemistry. Latin, Greek, German
ami Written Composition.
Elocution is taught in each grade.
Miss Mackay has charge of the girls.
Students may enter at any time during
the ler.ii, and are charged only from
date of entrance.
A liberal deduction made when three
or more children attend from the same
family.
Roys and girls are prepared for the
Sophomore Class in any College or for a
successful business life.
Neatness of person, polite manners
and f| high sensu oi honor ace considered
of no lesri importance than the brauche?
taught, and are therefore inculcates
with unremitting assiduity.
Hoard may be had in good fumilici
near the school at ten and twelve dollar a
per month. Including washing and lights.
Roys and girls arc kept separate and
no Intercourse allowed.
A liberal share of public patronage is
respectfully solicited.
DEALERS
IN PLANTATION GOODS,
DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES,
St, Matthews S. C.
Wi' respectfully call the attention <?!
the farmer- t<> our general slock
of C.00OS and solicit a call whene'er
lbey Vlsll St, Matthews, -\ fuU. ;,uvl
fresh 8(.pck constantly in store,
Oct
P. (I CANNON, ?
Gliil ?aacl [JLoeksmitli.,
and dealer in
Gruiits. ristoLs and General l lanhvave.
ORANGEBURG, S. C.
KEEPS constantly on hand a full and complete slock of Guns and Pistols of I
every description. Pocket Knives. Table Knives and Korks. Spoons. Scissors,
and In fact almost anything in the Hardware lino. 1 make a specialty ol Carpen
ters'Tools, Farming Implements, Cooking Utensils, Fishing Tackle, Sportsmcus'
Goods, such as Shot, Powder, Gun wads, etc., etc., also
THE LIGHT RUNNING REMINGTON SEWING MACHINE,
The best and cheapest Machine manufactured.
The public are cordially invited to examine my stock before purchasing as I am
determined not to bu undersold. Repairing of all kinds done with neatness ami
dipatch. P. G. CANNON.
OrangPbnrg, S. C, Jan. .'10, 1S80?ly
?
PKESII A R111 V A L S
OF
AT
MY STOCK COMPRISES
Dry Goods aiid Grx?ocorie^
IN CHEAT VARIETY,
The Dry Goods embrace Ladies and Mens Dress Goods, While and Colored
Cotton Goods, Prints, Men's and Hoys' Clothing, Hats and Caps,
Boots axid. Slioes,
To suit all classes. Also full lines of
GROCERIES AND TOBACCOS,
r
And in fact everything to lie found in a first class store.
Thanking the public for their generous patronage in the past, I respectfully
solicit a continuance of the same, promising to sell everything at thu lowset possi
ble price. The Ingbert market price paid for
Cotton, Corn, Peas, Rice, &o.
And all other Country Produce. A call solicited, No trouble to show goods.
JOHX C. PIKE.
Orangcburg, S. C, Mar 'JS-tf Corner Church and Russell .Street?.
Hosiery I Hosiery ! Hosiery !
50 DOZEN
Xa&?ie's Wfeite Mos?,
Including 25 Dozen Seamless, all of a very Hue quality, to he closed out within
the next thirty days
Regardless Of Cost.
ALSO TWENTY DOZEN
SOLID COLORED HOSE,
Superior quality at 'JO ccuts a pair, worth :13 and 40 cents.
Before gciiug elsewhere, purchasers will find it to their advantage to examine
tho above article at
J, I. SORENTRUE
Where can also be seen the best, cheapest and largest stock of
Lamps and Illuminators
in tl|o town of Oradgebura.
Ill 1!! ! I!!! 111! 111! I!! I I!!! \lll III
4 DVEUTISE a huge and varied stock of Goods, consisting ill part of
Sugar, Ten, Soap. Tinware. Lemons, Butter Nut.-,
Coll'ce, Spice, Slipolio. Stone ware. Oranges Cocoa Nuts,
Paeon, Ginger, Washing Soda, Glassware, Apples, Pecans,
Flour, Pepper, Eye. Crockery ware. Cabbages, Almonds,
Lard, Nutmegs, Potash, Wooden ware, Confectioner}*, Currants,
Hums, Copperas, Starch, Sifters, Candy, prunes.
In fact the largest and best variety of Fancy and Staple Groceries kept in Orange
burg, ;>i prices Ten to Twenty percent less than any house in town.
I mean jt\st what I say,
I'll scli for less than any ono,
Or give tuy goods away.
A. B, WALKER,
Qruugebuig. Apiil 4, 1S70. Leader of Low Prices.
LIGHTNING SEWER
THE NEW WILSON
Oscillating Shuttle
SEWING "MACHINE
Is wonderful in Its conception, un*
precedontod for doing a largo rango Of
sewing in toxtllo fabrics and leather. 14$
motions are continuous, admitting of an
extraordinary rato of speed, either by
stsarr! or foot 'Jowsr. Ever** motion of the
trcc.dlo makes six stitches, thus produc
ing about one-third' more work In a day
thnnothor Sowing Machines. It has no
stop motions, and tightens the stitch with
tho noodlo out of the fabric. It uses the
woll-known Wilson Compound Food on both sides of the needle. It
has two-thirds loss parts than any other first-class Sewing Machine.
Its arm Is fully olght and ono-half inches long and five and one-half
inches high, and tho whole Machine is very compactly and seien?
tlfically constructod in proportions, elegance, design and appear*
anco. Its simplo, powerful and porfoct mechanism places it as fat
In advance of all othor Sewing Machines as the telephone Is superior
to tho tin spoaUIng tubo. Tho WILSON MENDING ATTACHMENT,
for repairing oil kinds of textile fabrics WITHOUT PATCHING, furf
nlshod FREE with all WlCSON SEWING MACHINES,together'witrt
a Tucker, Huffier, Carder, got of Hammers, Binder, etc. ? * -\
These Machines are on exhibition and for sale by
THEODORE KOHN,
AGENT FOR
Orangeburg County.
I
Orangeburg, S. C., Nov. 7tb, 1879.?tf
THE BEST REMEDY
Diseases ol the Throat ana Lungs.
j Diseases of the
?YERS pulmonary organs
are so prevalent and
fatal, that a safe and
reliable remedy for
them is invaluable
to every community.
?Ay Kit's Cherry
! Pectoral is such a
r o in o d y, and no
other so eminently j
merits the conti
(lenco of the public.
It is a scientific com- I
gjjbiuation of the medi- |
ItPcinnl principles and
ifi-jj,curative virtues of
JiM the fmcst drags,
PECTORAL, chemically united,
to insure the great
est possible efficiency and uniformity of re- !
units, winch enables* physicians as well as
invalids to use it with confidence. It is
the most reliable remedy for diseases of
the throat and lungs that science has pro- j
duced. It strikes at the foundation of all
pulmonary diseases, affording prompt
and certain relief, and is adapted to pa
tients of any age or either sex. Being
very palatable, the youngest children
take it without difficulty. In the treat
ment of ordinary Coughs, Colds, Soro
T?roat, Bronchitis, Influenza, Cler
gyman's SoroThroat, Asthma, Croup,
and Catarrh, the effects of Ayeu'h
Cherry Pectoral arc magical, and multi
tudes are annually preserved from serious
illness by its timely and faithful use. It
should bo kept at hand in every house
hold, for tho protection it affords in sud
den attacks. Iu "Whooping-cough and
Consumption there- is no other remedy
bo efficacious, soothing, aud helpful.
The marvellous cures which Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral has effected all over
the world aro a sufficient guaranty that it
will continue to produce the best results.
An impartial trial will convince tho most
sceptical of its wonderful curative powers,
us well as of its superiority over all otber
preparations for pulmonary complaints.
Eminent physicians in all parts of tho
country, knowing its composition, recom
mend Ayer's Cherry Pectoral to lnva
? lids, and prescribe it in their practice.
The test of half a century h:is proved its
absoluto certainty to euro all pulmonary
complaints not already beyond tho reach
of human aid. ?
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co.,
l'ractlcal and Analytical Chemists,
Lowell, Mass.
BOLD BT ALL dkdoqists UVERYWUEnB.
October 3, 1ST*.)?1 v
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Oliicnso, 111.
Subscriptions to tho THE CHICAGO
LEDGER vfUl bo received at this ofllce.
"TTHE WHITE
I ! Sewing Machine
THE BEST OF ATL.TL,.y
Unrivaled in Appearance,
Unparalleled in Simplicity,^
Unsurpassed in Construction, s
Unprecedented in Popularity,
And Undisputed in the Broad Claim
Of DCINQ THI
VERY BEST OPERATING
. QUICKEST SEIZING,1
, HANDSOMEST, A.7KD
Host Perfcot Sewing 2?aoUno
IN THE WORLD. C ^ ;
m
Tho great popularity of the Whlto Is tho most con
vincing tribute to its exccllcnco und superiority
over other machines, and In submitting ft to tho
trade wo put It upon its merits, and In no instance
has It ever yet tailed to satisfy any recommendation
In Its favor. ? r "
Tho demand for the White has Increased to such
an extent that wo aro now compelled to turn out
0=xrvpicto Sawing frrt'nc'r-ilTv?
ovory tlrroo m 1 *n vutoa Isa, ??
tho <a.a.y to oupply
tis-o ctomnncLI
Every ntachlno is warranted for 3 years, and
sold for crsh at liberal discounts, or upon easy
payments, to suit the convenience of customers.
?STAOEHTD VAlt TED hfTOOWOTUD TE1BIT087.
WHITE SEWING~MACHINE CO.,"
\ Ha 368 Euclid Ave., Cleveland. Ohio*
For Sale by
Jrleiar-y Koliia.
CALL CALL
At the People's Bakery*
ESTABLISHED IN1S71,
BY THE PRESENT PROPRIETOR
Wbo is still ready and willing to
FILL ORDERS
CAE l&?'.
of all descriptions.
G U N G E RS
by the barrel or box,
ALSO
BREAD -FOR CAMP-MEETINGS,
on
Any other meetings at short notica.
JUST RECEIVED FRESH CONFEC
Tl ON AR YS. FANCY GOODS AND
NOTIONS, w hich will be sold as low as
any that can bo bought in Orangeburg.
Thankful for the past patronage of my
friends and the public I still solicit a con
tinuance of their custom.
T. W. ALBEKGOTTI,
RUSSELL STREET,
Next door to Mr. J. P. Hurley.
Ornngebnrg, Sept 13, 1878 \y
I). F .FLEMING. JAS. M . WILSON
-A/ugust, 1878.
?o?
We arc now opening, direct from
Hie Manufacturers, n large and new
stock of Boots, Shoes, and Trunks,
FOR FALL TRADE.
Gi tiers solicited and promptly fill-,
ed. All goods with our brand war*
ranted.
D. F. FLEMING & 00.
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
AND
Trunks.
No 2 tlaync street, Cor. of Church
street, Charleston, S. C.sojf>B7-3