The Darlington herald. (Darlington, S.C.) 1890-1895, August 10, 1894, Image 1
DARLINGTON HERALD.
VOL. IV.
PARUNGTON, S. C., FRIDAY, AUGUST 10, 1894.
NO. 36.
OF A HEART.
Dear heart—dear heart! the sweetest
heart that ever
Gave one qoich throb for me!
I do pray God that your kind steps may
never
In paths of darkness be I
Bnt If they were—O, dearest eyes of bine I
I would walk there through all my life
for you!
Dear heart—dear heart! the gentlest
heart—that, beating,
Felt for my heart one day I
X trust that there shall be a tender meet
ing
For our hearts, far away!
But if there should not—O, my lore, my
dear 1
Since you were happy, I the grief would
bear!
—[Fbank Xj. Stanton, In Atlanta Con
etitntion.
0B EPISODEjf ME
"That isn’t a bad reward!’’
“No. If a follow could catch him
he would roakp pretty good wages.
Let’s see.” And the second speaker
began to read the postal card that the
postmaster at Hard Scrabble had just
tacked to the door of the store that
constituted the “office” so that every
one might read:
TAKE HIM IN I
Five hundred dollars reward will be
paid for the arrest and delivery of
Rube White to the Sheriff of Yavapia
County. He is about 25 years old,
6 feet tall and slim, with alight com
plexion And has a big scar on the
right side of his face. He is wanted
for robbery and other crimes. If
killed in resisting arrest the reward
will be paid on satisfactory proof of
hla identity. When last heard from
he was making for the Tonto Basin
country.
By the time thereader had finished
a crowd of a half dozen or more men
surrounded him.
“Now, if that feller is headed for
the Tonto Basin country it wouldn’t
be much of a trick to take him in,”
said the first speaker, reflectively, ns
if debating with himself the advisa
bility of making the attempt.
“If you hear me, he ain’t going to
be taken In, and the feller that tries
it is going to have 'his hands full.
They have been after him for two or
three years and ain’t got him yet.
They say he is right on the shoot,”
remarked another of the crowd.
“Well, a feller ought to know him
as soon as he sees him from that do-
scription," hazarded the first speaker,
“if he got up close enough to tee the
scar; and then all he’d have to do
would be to turn loose at him If be
didn’t throw up his hands when you
told him. Besides, nobody but him
would try to cross over the mountains
into the basin with the snow on the
ground. Bluned if I don’t think I’ll
go after him.”
“Well, somebody ought to round
him up,” asserted someone In the
crowd; “he’s been foolin’ ’ronn hyar
long enough, jes’ havin’ his owp way,
sorter as if the country belonged to
him. Blamed if i wouldn't go with
you, Hi, if I didn’t have to take this
grub over to the boys in camp.”
“Well, if any of you want to go,
all right. I’m going,” replied the
man addressed as Hi.
It was not the first time that Hi
Lansing had been on such expedi
tions. Ht was one of those men for
whom danger seems to have a fascina
tion. At his remark Frank Crandall,
a young fellow who hod been stand
ing quietly by, volunteered to ac
company him. The crowd turned to
ward him with more interest than
they had thus far evinced during the
entire proceedings. It was but a few
months since he had come among
them, fresh from the east, to take
charge of one of the mines which hqd
been closed down by the winter’s
storms. For weeks ho had been
cooped up in the isolated settlement,
and ho longed for something to break
its monotony.
“Well, get your horse and gun and
come,” replied III, and in an instant
the two men had left the room to arm
and equip themselves for the chase,
while the loungers gathered about
the stove to discuss the probabilities
of their success. In a few minutes
the men rode past the door, each
armed with a rifle and a six-shooter,
. and the crowd, stepping out, bade
them good-by, with the oft-repeated
warning: “Be keerful, and don't let
him get the drop on ye.”
The crust of the unbroken snow
cracked crisply under foot as the two
men rode on, fast leaving the little
settlement in their rear. For some
time neither spoke, but at last the
silence was broken by Lansing ask
ing hia younger companion: “Did
you ever try this kind of tiling be
fore?”
“No,” replied the young man; “ I
never have.”
“Well, then, you want to be keer
ful. If you don’t lose your head
you’re all right. The only danger is
that we may run on him before we
know it.”
“And if we do, what then?” asked
the young man.
“ Well, he will probably commence
shooting, and if he does and you
aren’t hit the first rattle out of the
box, why, you want to git off’n your
horse and git behind something and
shoot back. If ther ain’t anything
to got behind, keep your horse be
tween you and him, and keep a-shoot-
ing. Whatever you do, don’t let go
of yonr gun. But what we want to
do is to see him first, and then we’ve
got the play on him; and all you
nave to is to tell him to throw up.”
“And it he don’t throw up?” asked
Crandall.
“ Why, then you let him have It.
The reward will be paid just the
The apparent IndiSefehflfl With
which Lansing spoke of the bn tire
matter) itiiich as if he were discuss
ing the best method Of Htinting a
wild animal, shocked the young man;
but he had committed himself too far
to withdraw.
They had been riding for several
hours in silence through the show,
unbroken by aught save the scattered
pines that here and there dotted the
mesa. Before them towered the
mountains, through whose passes the
man whom they were after would
have to pass in search for safety in
half-settled Wilds bflyond. As the twd
men rode along, scanning in
each direction the SnoW-coVered ttioSa,
Lansing suddenly wheeled his horse
to the right, and when Crandall join
ed him he pointed to a narrow trail
where two horses had passed through
the snoWi
“That’S hitti, He’s driving one
horse and lending another, and ha
hasn’t passed by very long, either.
See, the snow hasn’t had time to
drift ih/’ said he,
With the discovery his whole de
meanor had chongedi A hew Ieoh
came into his eyes and his voice
sounded strange. He even grasped
his Weapons in a manner different to
that he had heretofore displayed.
“He’s right ahead, ahd we want to
look out,” the older man contihued
as they began to follow the trail.
As they approached the summit of
each hill they would stop their horses,
and Lansing would dismount and
crawl to the top, so that he might
look, without being discovered) ihtO
the valley beyond, in order that they
might not come on the fugitive too
suddenly. They had traveled this
Way for several miles, when, reining
in hie horse, Lansing pointed to what
seemed an old road leading off to the
right of the one they were foiloWihg,
and said:
“That’sthe ‘cut-off’ into the basin.
I thought he would take it, but he
probab.y doesn’t know the country.
You bad better take It and ride on
ahead until you strike the road we’re
on again. Then if yon can’t find bis
tracks, you had better ride back to
meet me until you do. I will follow
the trail up.”
The young man tried to expostu
late with Lansing for the great risk
he was assuming in thus following
the trail alone, but his companion
was obdurate, and cutting the argu
ment short, by again' Warning the
young man to be on his guard Ije rode
on, following the trail in the snow,
while the younger man, finding ob
jection useless, took the “cut-ofl”
road. He had no difficulty in follow
ing it, and be wondered why the man
they were in pursuit of had noKtaken
advantage of it. The whole pursuit
seemed almost like a dream to him.
The snow, unbroken save by his
horse’s footfall, stretched away mile
after mile in every direction, with
here and there a pine, through whoso
branches the wind seemed lo sob and
sigh, making the only noiso that
broke the stillness of the wintry
afternoon. It added to this feeling.
Not a thing in sight. He began to
depict in his own mind the manner
of man they were pursuing. He had
almost forgotten ids name. After all,
what had the man done that he,
Frank Crandall, should be seeking
his blood ? Perhaps, like himself, the
man Lad a mother and sisters to
grieve over any misfortune that
would overlake him. These and a
hundred kindred thoughts passed
through ills mind.
The sun was fast declining ns ho
passed from the “cut-off” into the
main road again. The air was get
ting chilly with the coining evening,
and tiie snow in the distance took on
colors of pink and purple where the
rays of the setting sun touched the
mountain peaks. Ho scanned the
main road eagerly to see if the man
they were in pursuit of had passed,
but the snow that covered it was un
broken. Then ho rode back on the
main road,in the direction from wiiich
he had come, to meet ids comrade
and the fugitive. He had just as
cended one of the many rolling hills
when, in the distance, he discovered
a man riding a horse and driving
another. At the sight his heart al
most stood still. He dismounted
and, leading his horse to one side,
concealed him in a clump of young
pines. Tien he returned to the
toadside and waited. The man was
urging ids liorses forward, but they
•oemed to be wearied and made but
slow progress. Crandall felt ids
heart beat faster and faster at the
length of time it took the man to
reach him. He examined his revolver
and rifle, cocking each to see that
they were in order. It seemed to re
lieve the tension of his nerves. After
he bad done tlds he knelt down so
that he could fire with surer aim,and
waited. He did not care much now
whether the man resisted or not. If
the fugitive resisted he would have to
stand the consequence of resistance.
It was nothing to him.
The setting sun shone full in the
man’s face, but Crandall forgot to
look for the scar that the notice had
said was on tiie right check, although
he had resolved to do so particularly.
When ho first discovered tiie fugitive
lie scanned tiie road behind him to
discover Lansing, but the nearer tiie
man approached the less Crandall
cared whether Lansing came or not.
He let the man approach nearer and
nearer, so that his aim would bo more
accurate. He could not afford to
throw away tiie first shot. The face
of the man became more and more
distinct. He seemed to be oblivious
of his surroundings. Crandall felt
almost disposed to let him pass, but
the thought that everyone would
think him a coward if he did so spur
red him on, and rising erect ho or
dered the man to surrender. The
horse that the man was driving in
front of him, frightened at Crandall’s
appearance, swerved from the road.
leaving the two men facing each
other.
For an instant Crandall looked
straight into the other’s eyes. Then
ih€ fnan raised his rifle from the
pommel of the saddle, and Crandall
fired. The horse which the man w'
riding sprang from the road, and a.
the same moment its rider's gun was
discharged! The smoke from Cran
dall's own guti blew bank Into his
eveS) and he turned from It to follow
the moveiiieflts of the man at whom
he bad fired. As he saw the liittil still
erect in his saddle, he felt the fever
ish haste to fire again come over him
that meri feel wliori llie^ have shot
arid missed, arid krid# that their life
may fcd the fdrfdlt Of their failure.
He threw another cartridge Iflto the
chamber of bis rifle and raised it to
his shoulder, but before ho could fire
the man reefed ffom his saddle an-?
fell, while Ills frightened h0r'S6 gal
lOped of thrOugh the pines.
Crandall Stopped iottard Him hold
ing his rifle prepared to fire again if
necessary. As he did so the mat
raised his hand and said, simply:
“Dori't fife—you’ve got me.”
The SHOW was already fed frith
blood where he lay. Fdt’ the' first
time Crandall looked for the scar that
the description said was on the right
Chock; For an instant he did not
see it) arid liiS heart seemed to stop
beating frith the fear Of hating made
a mistake, and ithfitij Ofl drawing
nearer, he saw that it was there, that
only the pallor which had spread over
the man’s face had made it indis-
tiflet, he could have cried out with
jOv at the feelifig Of relief that passed
over him.
“Are you badly wounded?” he
asked.
“I don’t know how bad it is. It is
here Somewherd)” the man said,
blaciflg his hand Oh his breast) as if
not certain of the exact Sprit. “It
feels numb like,” be added. Stoop
ing down,. Crandall unbuckled and
took off the man’s pistol bolt and
threw It into the snow, where lay his
fifle, and then he tore Open the man’s
shirt. As he did so his fingerS came
in contact with the warm blood, and
he involuntarily drew back with a
feeling of disgust.
“Bid you find it?” asked the man,
who was Watchibg him closely and
who had observed the movement.
Recalled to himself by the ques
tion, Crandall again tore at tiie shirt,
exposing the breast. Where the
blood did not cover it It looked like
marble. He could not see the wound
on account of the blood until he had
wiped the latter from the breast and
then he found it.
“What do you think of it?” the
man asked.
“There it is,” replied Crandall.
He could not say more. Tiie appeal
ing tone in the man’s voice for some
hope—some encouragement — made
him feel faint and sick.
“What do you think of it?” the
man repeated in a querulous voice,
and as he did so ho coughed until his
mouth filled with blood, and he spat
it out on Hie white snow.
Crandall shook his head and walked
toward where his horse was tied. Ho
felt th'it if ho watched the wounded
man any longer lie would faint.
Noticing his walking away, the
wounded man said:
“For God’s sake, don’t leave me.
Now that you have killed me, stay
with me, and don’t let me die like a
dog.”
The voice was one of entreaty, and
Crandall returned and seated himself
in the snow by the man’s side. Tiie
sun had gone down and tlio twilight
had come on, bringing with it the
chill of night. Crandall covered the
wounded man’s body with his over
coat and raised his head from tho
snow. Almost unconsciously lie
noted that as the patch' of red made
by the blood grew larger and larger,
the face of the wounded man grew
whiter and whiter. He never took
his eyes from Crandall's face, while
ids breath came quicker and shorter,
ns if he breathed with labor. With
each breath the blood seemed to bub
ble from the wound in the breast. One
of the man’s hands fell from under
the coat that covered him. As Cran
dall raised it from the snow its cold
ness sent a chill through him. Once
lie had asked tho wounded man if lie
could do anything for him, but tho
man had only shaken his head in re
ply. Crandall felt like reviling him
self for what he had done, and won
dered why the wounded man did not
reproach him. Even when he ex
pressed his sorrow at having shot
him the dying man said, gently:
“Don’t mind it. It’s too late now.”
The twilight gave way to darkness,
and still he sat there. He could not
hear the dying man breathe without
leaning over his face. He did this but
once though, and the dying man had
opened his eyes and looked up into
his face inquiringly. Crandall would
rather have stayed there until morn
ing than to catch that look again.
Suddenly he heard a voice call to
him. Ho started as if he had been
fired at, but it was only Lansing. As
he answered the call Lansing rode
forward, and, seeing the outstretched
form on tho snow, said:
“ By George, you got him?”
“Hush!” replied Crandall, fearful
least the wounded man would hear
the exulting tone which grated on his
own ears as nothing else had ever
before done. But not minding tho
admonition, Lansing dismounted and,
striking a match, held it close to the
man’s face. It was pale and cold
and the half-opened eyes were glazed.
They did not even reflect the light
made from the match, but from the
partly opened mouth a tiny stream of
half congealed blood scorned to bo
still flowing down over tho beard.
“That's him, and it’s a pretty good
day’s work wo have done by earning
that reward,” said Lansing coolly as
the match went out.
Somehow, though, as Crandall lay
awake through the night within a few
yards of the body to keep the wolve'4
from it so that it would be unmarred
in the iftorning, when they would
lash it to a horse arid take It Into tbe
settlements for identification,he won
dered why Lansing could sleep sd
soundlyi As for himself, the rigid
form covered With only a saddle blan
ket, lying where the snow was red
instead of white, was always before
his eyes, even when he closed theifl.
—[Argonaut.
Sinking of the Celt*,
Tho reported settling at the rtite of
six inches per century of the reglofl
of the Mississippi river delta isa mat
ter which, if confirmed, may well en
list sOm# interest. It is not at all
unusual for the rfdt'fde'e' of tbs earth
in places to thus yield to & fllow and
Sometimes to a rapid subsidence, but
It IS only along water lines that mark
the Oceah leVSl that these variations
are 80 noticeable. A largo area of
inland riOdfitry ttfigbt depress Several
feet, and if the depression Were uni
form ns to hills, valleys, plaiflff)
ravines, etc., it would not be notice
able because of no st andard of com
parison. If tiie region in the vicini
ty of NetV fcMearis is sinking at the
rate of ono and a lifilf iWeheS in
twenty-five years, tills does not ScW
much, and yet a time may come in
tho hot fery remote future when the
WrtterS Of the gulf Will wash her pres
ent fioo’i's. So f»r as the effect is felt,
it docs not much matte? Whether this
is brought about by tiie absolute S'ilb-
sidenoe of the lands or the slow ele-
tatioii beyond their dormer level of
the Water*; as a very Slight change in
tho earth’s centre Of gravity would
suffice for tire later. It may ' 1 pos
sible that the deposition of sujh an
immense amount of alluvium as the
Hirer Carries down and deposits on
tiie Gulf floor, displacing a bulk of
water of less weight, Wight gradual .
dinge down the earth’s criiSt St that
point, and it is also possible that the
serious “fault” in the rock structure
Up in the New Madrid region, and
which resulted id the “sunk coun
try” during the remarkttbte earth
quake of 1811-12, may extend to the
Gulf and be lying in wait for future
mischief. Had the present sunken
region been populous during the
ninety days of trembling and billowy
undulation, when the forest trees in
terlocked, the calamity to hviman
life and property would have' -been
most appalling.—{New- York Tele
gram. «
Once in Switzerland I stopped at
tbe little village of Burglen, right on
the very spot where William Tell
lived, for I am one to believe his atory
with.all my heart, and keep the Spirit
if it in tho world, just as I would
keep tho spirit of Santa Claus for tiie
children, in spite of all that is said
igainstit. Well, every morning and
evening, right bv my window, rang
tiie “matin” and “vesper” bells,
calling tho villagers to vlieir simple
service, and they came, many with
tools in their hands to leave them at
Hie door, parefooted, to enter and
kneel In prayer before going to their
daily labor. Tho bell is called tho
“Angelas” in that country, and if
you once heard it as I have, you
would love and cherish ail its associ
ations. Let mo tell you one little
story of Hie curfew.
In an English village a bride stolr
forth, Ginevra-like, on her wedding
day, to hide in the furze, but, becom
ing frightened, tried to find her way
back, and took the wrong path; she
was soon >ost, and a heavy snow
storm coining with tho darkness, the
girl became torrilied with visions of
robbers and danger in every form,
when suddenly through tho dismal
gloom camo the sound of the dear
old curfew, sweet and low. Guided
by it to her homo, she fell upon her
knees in gratitude. When she died
she bequeathed not only a chime
of boils to the church of her little
village, but money to keep up the
custom always of ringing the curfew.
—[Home and Country.
Diseased Teeth.
The belief that unsound teeth be
long only to a highly civilized state
of life seems to be a prevalent one.
But J.H. Mummery informs us in Na
ture that a very different conclusion
was reached by his father, jnore than
twenty years ago, after an inquiry
extending over more than a decade.
Over 2,000 skulls were examined, in
cluding all the available collections
in Great Britain. Among 36 skulls of
ancient Egyptians, there were 15
with carious teeth; among 76 Anglo-
Saxon skulls, 12; among 146 skulls
of Romano-Britons, 41; and among
44 miscellaneous skulls of ancient
Britons. 9. Several other collections
gave like results. Examining skulls
of savage races, 27.7 per zent. of
Tasmanians were found to have den
tal caries, 20.45 p.'r cent of native
Australians, 24.25 per cent, of the na
tives of East Africa, and 27.96 per
cent, of tho natives of West Africa.
—[Trenton (N. J.) American.
Giant Sanfish.
A sunfish weighing one ton eight
hundred weight is very likely to be
one of the largest, if not actually the
largest, in existence of that species.
This is tho weight of a sunfish which
was caught by three boatmen in tho
service of tho Melbourne Harbor
Trust, and reported In advices to
hand by tbe last mail. The menster
moa.'urea eleven feel around its body.
The men were engaged working at
tho pier at Williamstown at the time
of tho capture, and it caused them
no little exertion to land their unique
prize.—[Westminster Gazette.
You can get sixty pounds ril wheat
for forty cents in Kansas.
THE JOKER’S BUDGET.
JESTS AND yarns by funny
MEN OF THE PRESS.
fh* Biter Bit--A I Pertinent Ques-
tion--A Qberfl Reaeon Why--Too
Easy--Etc., Etc.
THE BITER BIT.
Mfs, Kingsley—Wasn’t your hus
band (hit very late last night?
Mrs. Von Bltitner (sweetly)—Yes.
But I felt sure he would be. He told
me he was going to meet your hus
band.—[Detroit Free Press.
A PERTINENT QUESTION.
He—I had a queer dream about
you last night, Sliss Louisa. I was
about to give you a- kiss, when sud
denly wo were separated by a river
that gradually grew as big as the
Rhine.
She—And was there no bridge and
'no boat?—[Fliegende Blaodder.
A STAIN ON THE ESCUTCHEON.
Clarence—Come, come, old chap!
tlafl't give op like that, ye know.
Other gentlemen have transgressed
the laws unintentionally. You still
have friends who will stand by you.
Algy —Ah, Clarence, hut the bitter
pangs of remorse, ye know, and the
fosS of self respect, yo know. Actu
ally forgetting me old valet’s face
and bowing to him, ye know; and on
Rotten Row, Lunnon, of all places,
ye know.—[Pittsburg Dispatch.
A OOOO REASON WHY.
Would-be-COntributor (at editor's
desk): Here’s a joke, Mr. Editor,
that I’ll guarantee was never In print
before.
Editor (after reading it): Don’t
doubt yottr word in tho least, sir.—
[Life.
WEARING APPAREL;
Custom House official (pulling out
a ease of whisky from a large trunk):
fiut 1 thought you said you iiad
wearing apparel, only, in this trunk.
Lady: So I did. Those are my
husband’s night caps.—[Philadelphia
Life.
TOO EASY.
Herdso—I don’t eare to marry.
Saidso—Why not?
Herdso—If I were to marry ft bru
nette, in about a week I should wish
1 had married a blonde.
Saidso—But your wife would know
how to remedy that.—[New York
Herald.
CUPID CLEARED OF THEFT 1 .
“Was that you, sir, who stole a
kiss from my daughter in that tun
nel?”
“No. On the contrary, some one
got one from me.”—[Life.
KNOWING PAPA.
Emily—You dear,sweet, good papa I
shall I cut a pink for your button
hole?
Her Papa—No. Your brother Bob
lias got more money than I have to
night. Better give it to him.—[Chi
cago Record.
A HUSTLER.
Gosling—And do you mean to say
that you have never lost any money
in business?
Old Grinder—Only by sleep; but
that’s a necessary evil!
IN TURN, LIKE CLOTHES.
- “So your brother lias tiie measles,
Johnnie? When are you going lo
have them?”
“When my brother g^ '’ through
with them, I suppose.”
names for the twins.
“I hear, Clover, that you have an
addition to your family?”
“Yes, a pair of robust twins.”
“What are you going to call
them?”
“Well, I don’t know. They are
boys, and I want names that have a
good deal of spirit in them.”
“Oh, then you had bolter christen
them Tom and Jerry.”—[Boston Ga
zette.
ONE THING MORE.
He—Well, here is aChinose poodle
for you that T had to send around tho
world for. Now, Is there anything
else you need to make you happy ?
She (after thinking hard;—Yes,
Harry, I think I would like a Dres
den china kennel for him.—[Truth.
VORACIOUS.
First Small Boy—I wish I had that
five cents back that 1 spent for
candy.
Second Small Boy—What would
you do with it?
First Small Boy—Buy more candy
—[Truth.
A HINT.
Mr. Nevergo (look! ng at the canary)
—You ought to cover up that bird at
night.
Miss Weerie—We do, Mr. Never
go. But we uncover him In the
morning, you know.
WANTED NO INTERFERENCE.
Mrs. De Fashion (to her new Chi
nese cook)—John, why do tiie Chi
nese bind the feet of their women?
John—So they not trottee ‘round
kitchen and botheroo cook.—[Life.
NO JUDGE.
Young Artist—It’s an outrage to
have such an ignoramus as Puffers
on a hanging committee.
Friend—No judge of art, eh?
Young Artist—IJo is a half-idiot.
Why, sir, he thought my cows were
horses.—[New York Weekly.
RETROGRESSION.
Talkum — Professor Garner says
that monkeys do not actually con
verse, but confine themselves to
single remarks on matters of impor
tance.
Thinkura—Dear me I How man has
degenerated I—[Now York Weekly.
METEOROLOGICAL.
Mathilde—Do you have reindeer In
Canada?
Underhill (quickly)—Ye*, love;
but it sometimes snows.
THE SUMMER GIRL.
The summer girl is looking round
To captivate the beaux;
And she will likely do it, for
She wears that kind of claox.
—[Detroit Free Press.
Site deeded him her heart—at least
That’s what he thoughtshe meant;
But afterwards he found she had
But let it out to rent.
—[Chicago Retard.
She lost her taste for pretty hats,
And then for pretty clashes;
Tho only thing she cared'for now
Was the freckle on her nose.
—[Chicago Inter-Ocean.
PERFECTLY NATURAL.
Customer (in restaurant)—Isn’t it
strange, waiter, that I should find so
many flies in the soup?
Waiter—Well, no, sir; not so very
remarkable, considering tiie time of
year. Now, if you should find ’em in
the soup about Christmas time it
would be different.—[King’s Jester.
TRACING THE SOURCE.
Merritt—How is it, Johnny, that
you are such an inveterate young
enemy of mine? I have never done
anything to you.
Little Johnny—Yes, you have.
Whenever you come to see Cora she
puts tho clock back. That makes me
late for school the next day, and then
teacher licks me.—[Truth.
A POOR MEMORY.
May—Why are you so blue to
day?
Carrie—I quarrelled with Jack
yesterday and our engagement is
off.
May—Can’t you make up friends
with him again?
Carrie—I wish I could, but I can’t
remember what on earth it was we
quarrelled about.—[New York World.
“BY THEIR WORKS .”
Chicago Girl—You have heard of
our Mr. Goldbag, of course.
.Boston Girl—Goldbag — Goldbag.
H’m I Will you name some of hie
works?
Chicago Girl—Oh, there’s the Con
solidated Sausage Factory, tho South
Side Packing House and any number
of others.—[Puck.
ROOM FOR ALL.
Enamored Youth—May I hope tc
find a place in your heart?
Ladylove—If you hurry up. There
are only a few choice locations left.
—[Des Moines Capital.
EASILY MISUNDERSTOOD.
Teacher—Johnnie, didn’t I heal
you talking a while ago with some
other boys about Geo Wash?
Johnnie—Yos’m.
Teacher—Well, I Wish you would
fell me wiio Gee Wash is.
Johnnie (surprised) — Don’t you
know who he is?
Teacher—I think I never heard of
him before.
Johnnie—Gosh! Wiiy, G. Wash,
is George Washington, the papa of
his country; first in
Teacher—Oil—ah—yes; I thought
at first it was a Chinese iuundrymun.
—[Detroit Free Press.
A POPULAR UPRISING.
Tiie stout man with a largo pack
age beneath his arm hurried through
tho crowded thoroughfare, closely
pursued by a small man of haggard
aspect.
On and on, relentless as the ticking
of a clock, the forlorn man dogged
tho other, and those who passed him
heard an occasional wont drop from
his lips, indicative of despair, of aw
ful terror.
Finally, some of the crowd turned
and kept after the pair, determined
not to miss anytliingtliat should hap
pen. Tho crowd behind grow larger,
and, finally, a bold man went up to
tho person of haggard countenance.
“What’s tiie matter?” he asked.
The little man turned. “Matter?”
he echoed. “ See that man with a
bundle? He is iny next door neigh
bor, and in that bundle lie has u cor
net which lie has bought for his
small son to play upon”
But tho crowd waited no longer.
It surged ahead with relentless fury,
and when peace had been restored
tho remains of a battered cornet lay
upon tho pavement.—[Judge.
Restoration of British Forests.
Tho area of the woodland of the
British Isles is now reduced to about
3,000,000 acres, which is only 39 acres
to each 1,000 of the country’s total
area. This is a smaller proportion
than that in almost every other Eu
ropean country. Austro-Hungary
lias 343 acres of forest to each 1,000
acres; Russia, 842; Germany 257;
Sweden and Norway, 250; France,
159; Italy, 145; Belgium, 142; Hol
land, 72; Denmark, 60. It is esti
mated that in addition to about $15,-
000,000 in tropical woods, Great
Britain imports annually $60,000,000
worth of oak, ash, pine, etc. It is
believed that tho latter expense
could be saved to the country by tho
afforestation of 6,000,000 acres of
what is now waste land—a work that
Dr. Schlicic calculated would require
15,000 laborers, if the planting were
done at the rate of 800,000 acres
yearly, while it would eventually
provide steady employment for 100,-
000 persons. This problem is now
exciting scientific and official inter
est, and ns tho future prosperity of
Great Britain depends so largely upon
a careful husbanding of its resources,
so important a source of wealtli is
not likely to bo much longer neg
lected.—[Atlanta Journal.
CHILDREN’S COLUMN. *
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A DAINTY XKJTAKD.' . \-
Willie and Charlie one day (eSstod well.
They had pie made of hopey-eweaMhwiM^
And cookies the crispest ever were batad, ^
And a bowl fall of loveliest berries, , -
And the reason their mother gavnthenrthf
good things-* ' r 7
Yon have guessed It, my merry ones, iuqp*
be— ‘ j » ' * , .
Was because evejy time t^at she wenffout td
work . * W-
They took such good care of the baby. , '
* * ‘ —New Drlean^Tlcayuno,
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a.drum-major’! Dtmfik ’ '
Like poets, dram-mo]bre are* born,-
apt made. One may become n
drum-major in a week, .While yon. can’t
make one of another in a life-time.
Without tho knack of handling the
stick he will never be an artist, and
will, probably at the very moment
when he should look his jauntiest,
commit the crime, unpardonable in a
drum-major, of dropping his left hand
to his side. For the left hand should
always, except in two-handed move
ments with tho stoff, rest, knuckles
up, on tho hip. Thus the drum-
major’s pose, when not marching or
giving a command, is to stand with
his left hand on his hip, bis right
hand, grasping his stick just below
tho head, the point of tho stick rest
ing on tho ground.
Ho presents a fine, imposing figure
as he stands there, erect and tall, two
paces in front of the band. Now
comes the moment, so glorious to the
small boy, when the commands
“Play” and “Forward—March” are
to be given. Facing tho band, the
drum major, with a quick turn of the
wrist, points the ferule upward,letting
it slant a little to tho right. Then,
raising the staff to tho height of his
chin, he thrusts it the full length of
his arm to the right and draws it back
again. This is tho signal to play.
Then turning,he points the staff to tho
front, thrusts it the full length of his
arm forward, and music and march
begin. In the old days tho drum major
then brought the “canc,” as tho staff
was called in the tactics, to the posi
tion of “carry sword,” Now tho
drum major beats time, setting the
“cadence”—the number of steps to a
minute—of the march.
As a rule he simply repeats again
and again the thrust and recover,
through which he gives tho command
to play. Expert drum-majors, how
ever, introduce some fancy movement
here. Jorgensen, for instance, has a
pretty way of describing a circle from
tho front to the back of his right
shoulder, grasping the staff in the
middle aud twirling it so that tho
head points downward at the moment
the left foot is to advance. In unskil
ful hands this movement is apt to end
in disaster, tho ferule striking the
drum-major’s back or nose—which
puts tho nose out of joint and the band
out of time.
It is important that the drum-ma
jor should mark tho cadence correct
ly, as otherwise, not only his own, but
all other regiments following, will
march too slowly or too rapidly. Tho
regiment cadence is 120 steps to the
minute; but in Memorial Day parades,
when there are many veterans in the
procession, tho drum-majors quietly
reduce it to ninety. Another clever
trick of the drum-major is to seize tho
ferule between the fore and middle
fingers, swing a full circle with it four
or five times, and let go, giving it a
slight twist as it leaves bis fingers.
The drum-major who gets the knack
of the twist and knows enough to al
low for the number of steps he will ad
vance, can make his staff circle high
up in front of him and sail down into
his hand again.
When tho band is to execute an
oblique movement, the drum-major
holds his staff in a horizontal position
at tho height of his neck, and pointing
the ferule iu tho direction of tho
oblique, extends his arm to its full
length. Tho prettiest evolution of the
band is tho countermarch. Tho drum-
major “faces tho music” and gives tho
sigual to march, but instead of turn
ing remains standing with his face
toward the baud. Tho band marches
upon tho drum-major, but on reaching
him tho file leaders to tho right of
him wheel to the right, those on tho
left to tho left, tho drum-major march
ing down through the center.
To signal for halt the tall man in
the bearskin cap raises thv staff with
both hands in a horizontal position
above his head, and with arms extend
ed drops it in a horizontal position at
the height of his hips. With the
staff he also indicates to the field music
what signal it is to play, and puts tho
drum-corps through the manual, for
instance, “Put up tho drum-sticks”
"Detach tho drums"—"Ground the
drums.”—St. Nicholas.
Our great grandmothers j
their own grave clothes befon