The Darlington herald. (Darlington, S.C.) 1890-1895, March 30, 1894, Image 1
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DARLINGTON, S. €;, FiUJ)AY, MARCH 30,‘ 1894.
By Turbevillo & Williams.
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Pale tan, almond and filrer >l(te are
to h^ve another season of favor. v
.The Aa^ch jvotoen areyfajn^md 4 * ff>i'
thmskmipacnty Iknfl experM/ce in leiii-
ness.
The diadoni of the Russian Empress
Anna contains 2536 larg» v diamonds
., /aut? ifrfyy y&luid at,|60(*pp:
The Princess May fs'tohn presented
Dy the Radies of CMUSa.with a hand-
sp Afs-'paif f>f X^nh^pLbi'ed»Ehtses; >’ r
Of the twelve bridesmaids at Queen
V+etaria’s j^iajdjiug /mlyjjireu , Survive
' —the dowager Duchess of Bedford,
the Duchess of Cleveland and Lady
Jane Ellice.
It was some time in 1660 that Mary
Astell wrote, ■ importuning women
r - .' ‘not to be. content to be in the world
like tulips in a garden to make a line
show and be good for nothing. ”
Miss Brander Matthews, tha. debu-
« ‘ tautein literature,' allows-her fathsie
to “name” the products of her pen
Dr. Mary Jaeobi, whose reputation
as a learned member of her profession
was made long ago, has been elected
Chairman of the section on nervon'i
diseases by the New York Academy of
*•>' Medibtnc. •' *
It is rumored that the new spring
dress will be built with very long
"• ■ shoulders, sleeves flat in the head,
but full about the elbow, aud the
skirt, made, heavy and fussy with
' ruffles aud pud’s. ■ ’
Mrs. Washington McLean, o/ Cin-
■ ; cimrati,-hay bought for' $102,000.the
gray stucco house on Conuecticnt
nveuuc, Washington, built by “Boss”
Shepherd, and successively. .OtfJurpiecl
by the Chinese and Russian legations.
Miss Nora Nave, of Mercer County,
Kentucky is said t > be beautiful,,
.l^ant^-two years old,. and .in. fawn
lierfcctly syiametrical. r She ’is 'only*
three feet ten inches high and weighs
fifty-six pounds. Her father is a
farmer.
; Because Queen Victoria with old-
fasliioricd • filL eupSyalj^bleaux
vivants, that unexciting amusement is
almost thg^fUilMUjllJ^r rcsmyveA'
English homieS Vfro ytmug. ’voaRn
still believe in the theory of statuesque
beauty.
Somebody asked Mrs.j
of New York City, why SSIPhSd' no
entertained any this w inter, and her
answer was that there was ho much
f egty existentithat slnytom-rifraiil. to
5 Jhrge parfi/s for feiu^li.' ^aTving
r.Vonld dyi/nite her. * • .
The Ancient Order of Forester ii
—. -...England haaMouad. ihc JUmisaion.«]
women into its ranks a complete eue-
ecss. There ar.^nJBSad^ # SMVnteea
courts of fcn'.alcf' Fj|-.>sj<>rs, ^Jid this
number is expert? I t^j he doubled by
the end of.the present year'.
Miss Rose Elizabeth Cleveland, the
Bister of the President, is now visiting
the White House for the first long stay
since her brother camp juto fhe
dency the second t"
land abominates pu,
to escape from it in syy^yjwtiy'
“Plaisauco suiting*” an'e-Iimvoog th(u
novelties of the n#»* smtsUMi Jfknv.
show handsome Perfeafc i efe3fS,Vijd''iM’
most cases the baekgjorfn't'is*di)nV r^'
two colors with a* “oEfrastfng tftit”
forming an overshot figure. Ndw
erepe weaves appear in shot effects.
Charlotte M. Younge is till and
stately, with largo browu eyes, light
hair and a . V ^L JijiS* Jlor,
house is filled wuli bookjj^^j^t^e,
corridor. Amoug her 'treasures"are'
autograph letters from royalty and
children thanking her for her writings.
Miss Aldrich Blake has the signal
distinction of being the first woman to
receive third honors, with marks quali
fying for a gold qaedijff, in /t'hqVrtfA'tf
bachelor scieuce examination of the
University of London. She is a stu
dent of the Loudon School of Medicine
for Women.
Watches aro worn at the side again
and are no longer hung up on’the chest.
They ought to be put out at sight. A
watch worn as most women wear the.*
irsimply'-tempting fat? and two-thirds
the ‘ 'losts” in the newspaper column*
are watches, which vanity puts to a
use never iutetided by the inventor.
. Ik tUc^Ofild-benjYell female attempt
ing (p match her petunia purple cheeks
and Aageiita-str eet ‘gown? or is she
-toying ,tp live up to:the phromos in the
• -. - u ipriue package .papers? In; any event
tbe. -giddy-colors .visioW, uutlt'r the
■'r'' foahidtisble -veil would, make nature
blush and an' Apaoheturn green with
| , lealpus);. ^ is/mpply i>wfyl. - .
are»<veiy: fiat,, with a low
crowip o.^po crown at all, theonlyet-’
ceptioifbe'ing'the Tonkin shape, with
^ shapes
1
flTBY>k&W»ITEMS
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A paint mill iwtMglirtnatdndastry rc-
porteltfor CJjfeT
ParHei are prefifac-
ture saws in GreehvilU
Big Stone Gap’, Yu. will ttmlda can
ning factory for fruits and vegetables.
'WlHidm Eades, of Padnchh, Ky,,
wants 200,000 feet of elm logs.
o ^A'Jetton-niiH w ill-be erected at
Carrollton, Ga., this-summer.
-. 'yiio ^Merrantile ^nsprqpce Agency of
Richmond, Va., has been chartered.
The Jefferson Insurance Co. has been
chartered at Charlottesville, Va,, with
$100,000 capital.
j^Tlis Lutheran congregation at Lin-
colnton, N- C., will erect a brick
edifice. ^ * l- ’ ‘ \
A Tarboro (N. CA firp) want,.to cor-
roapppd'lritU maadfaCtiirers of dfeose-
frotory machinery.
t r-Th# Abbeville (S. C.).CottoorMills
€o.' has been formed with Ckpital stock
of $100,000.
A little colored hoy was killed by a
freight engine nt Charlotte, N. C.,
Fli lay.
It is rumored that Lord Roscberiy,
Prime Minister of England is to marry
Princess Maud, daughter of Prince of
Wales. ' •
A movement is under way to organ
ize a bank at Burlington, N. C. W.
H. Carroll aud C. A. Bray «re among
those interested.
The First National Bank of Wa.les-
horo, N. C., recently opened, has $50,-
000 cppital. James A. Leak is presi
dent; Charles M. Burns, vice-president,
and 8. W. Norwood, cashier.
The Economical Building and Loan
Association has! been chartered at Or
angeburg, : ,8. C*, with $200,000 capital
by A. G. Wannnmakcr nnd others.
The Farmers’ Bank of Edgefield, S.
C., has declared a dividend of 8 per
•cenL duf tiifpre.ar ending March 10.
It is estimated that there a rc 10,0 )0,.
flfVl IjciVOBfo pud^ non-l>eaiing orange
trees in Florida.' Califtjrriftt^s credited
with having 6,000,000 and Arizona
about 1,000,000. - *•
. , ^e business of the Pcnsnc >la and
Ylavana steamship lino has increased
•o rapidly that another ship 1ms been
added to the service.
’ The Aiken, 8. C., County-Loan nnd
Savings Bank w|isdosed by the Clifted
States Marshal under an injunction or
der from Judge Simonton.
A. L. Whit ■ hasbeen elected cashier
V|f tfre IfMchints and Farmers’ Bank of
UpwtaplHfrg, 8. C., in place of L.C.
Cannon, resigned.
The Raleigh (N. C.) Wagon Wyrks
have earned a profit of 9 per cent,
from the business for the past nine
months. , ‘
iug house
00 stock
y to publish Southern school
:;stqyes.
irgiuia Midland will add eight
.jBr'*^fieel locomotives to its rolling
They arc l»f the most modern
ppd weigh 201,000 pounds each.
The First Presbyterian Church,Char
lotte, N. C., is to lie enlarged and im
proved nt an expense of $12,000. '
The ylans of Charles C. Wilson, of
Kpanoke, Va., have been accepted for
the Rock Hill {$. C.) Presbyterian
Church which is to cost $15,OIK).
The State of South Carolina will
want plumbing material and ranges for
the new college building at Rock Hill.
Address B. R. Tillman nt Columbia.
• Fire Friday afternoon at Money-
Point, near Norfolk, Va., destroyed
lumber mills, planing mills, lumber,
etc., to the amount of half a million
dollars.
The Bank of Johnston, 8, C., has
deeided to increase its capital to $<>(),-
OCK). It started with $10,000, but
raised that sum to $30,000,' '
The Cplumbian Building & Loan
Association of Richmond, Va . has de
cided to increase its capital from $500,-
000 to $10,000,000.. . .... ■
It is currently reported that the
Branson' gold mining property iii Ran
dolph county, N. C. has been sold to
Ohio' capitalists, Who will incorporate
a $30,000 company to develop.
The Kenmore Shoe_Co. is the name
at tip? new concern organized at Fred-
ow . brinr, '-.but the
.,, . most ngvel ,ato ,of very soft, supple
‘ Jjfljp.nJ nfiouj ^and al-
•} - - tapit,dr^pe()j^^^i(^,t^>n'oy. The
»»* same-,shape* ja^-ffadse’^l,skiff,not;
covered with plain or fancy.-velvet.
•’ ’• ' •ta*»Miry^«/p,{et*RHahi«; of Phila-
Djersltyaqff Jefferson
^i‘$b{)05 V ta^ e ^
.IfiJtiWles, to
'"ah for the treat-
WW'^SjpdigelK
le women suffering'from incurable
as^ #, Tfred^Mfildtyvfmeats are in
memory .of Jier brottter.'. tha lata Com-
Floruift ih ono of the gr»
itJhe
’..K > /
jer of its lake
•Me kd i-ladsed.
of
eonsidtyjsfcle
.. . . .Wlngt3kw4hobee, with.tno'ri-
kind maSiv
scores of small lakes and ponds ^ut,
DfediOyerju Iires, forty or fifty miles
wifle’ilW’eevIral houdlbil nliTes lorn.-.
^’A'Richmond (Va.) publisliiu
gr.qj)«4e to organize a $50,01)
ervsKsnurg, v a to manulacture shoes.
Anew brick bnihliug 90x30 feet, three
stories high, wilibe built at once, and
from 100 to 150 hands will be employed
at the plant.
• f The W\thevTile ‘(Va.) Woolen
Mills, after an idleness since the fall,
.has resumed operations. It',is said
that the company expects to make con
siderable. enlargements to its plant
during the summer.
The Atlantic Coast Line has just
HttiB atrWnkhingtbn; V. IX, i-Vtcamer
called the Aurora, wliich will be. one
of a lino of nV-amef^ belonging to the
8tyron rrfcnsportatiou Co.,-to run be
tween Washington, N. C., and eastern
Ndlth-Cahcliha;:'. . .
*! A .chaitcilhis. flefi finned to'the
Fairfield Granite Co.,'which will do
v#k>p]luaAtoK 4¥laA'i,8tUiim,4n*ia-
Coin inf) i a,'n. O’. * Th'fe incorporators
3*?- 'i’v‘;Mb~;Woyitw«ial-, of-.Uocktou;
greaMMvffJobn <1, •HludieH, trf-CoJmiibiti; Honr\
F. Turner, of-;Bitltliiihr»<r'fiAmoa IS.
Frnzii’r'fj RfiiitVand otfitra. Gnpi-
taiTsfocK is jifufeil n^-yipb.OJ) 1 ).' * '
» Fvv-rome 1 tmurttin iwitbiiidt ies of Hu
2C’s aud'fiCV , Iiav(» diepn oil ii ti adt
lOoWhg t«*a bo’nsulidiitioir-fif biniiio »>
from Hlo-lliy to HutfiefhSrfff-m - . It is
ri^jll?»toifQie ag.-nci- h
ypow w.r/ *,.*? *< ; r.-
»*»•$/ r*s,’
and deports . at all points wherj)' the
roads cross—that is at Shelby, Lat-
timore’s, Mooresboro, Forest City and
Rutherfordton,having union passeng#r
and. freight depots at these points.
Colonel William Wallace has' been
appointed postmaster for Columbia,
8. “
ihn 8. Mosby, the. celebra-
ider of the Confederacy,
is ia £1 t'Asu, Texas, en rontc to Wash
ington. Ig an interview last Sunday
be announded that he will be a candi
date for the presidency nt the next
election.
The Matin newspaper, of Paris, says
that the Prince of Wales won £8,000
at Monte Carlo last week, and donated
the whole sum to the poor of Monaco.
White rtpa bent a voting man in Vo
lusia county, Fla., Sunday night, and
posted warnings on a number of blind
tiger doors in New Smyrna, n prohibi-
t»6n town.
The wife of ex-Secretary of tile In
terior Noble died at her Home 5b St.
Louis Sunday, while mttingatthe din
ner table. She was stricken with heart
failure.
Senator Colquitt, of Georgis, war
again stricken with paralysis at Wash
ington, D. C.. Tuesday, this time in
hie throat. His condition is critical.
BUSt*ESS SOUTH.
Th'f Man/factjrtr»‘
Greitto*'
lord Say i an Era o
h Mpproachinj.
'lie Munufaetui
flg the busines
eek says:
ts of the South
al business out
though the vol
t yet show any
lut if judged by-
ital and im-
oe in the
rise*, ihr
most aolid-
itory.
vemoflt is ea-
ost noticeable
roughout the
’.'iesite to* mote
proper-
4 Promising New Fibre Plant.
The Florida Fibre Co , which is ex-
peri men ting with sisal-hemp culture,
has a tract of 1400 acres nt Fort Lau
derdale, of which foity are under cul
tivation. The plantation nt Fort Lau
derdale, which is on the Middle river
about midway between Lake Worth
and Bfscayne bay, has been visited on
several occasions by Charles R.
Dodge, a special agent of the Agricul
tural Department at Washington, who
has reported very favorably on the ex
periments being .made, and says that
there is tq> reason why the sisal plant
should not be successfully cultivated
iu Florida. The importance of the
sisal-hemp industry in Yucatan may
be realized from the fact that the im
portations from there last year were
valued at.$4.500.000.
Three Re/olithns plo/risbinj in Hond/ras.
Dallas Tex. -General W. I. Cabell,
me of the migrated members of the
Louisiana Lottery Company, returned
ram Honduras. He report two or
three revolutions on hand, nnd one
,’cneral election for President. Dr..
\riii.s is the leading candidate and will'
•ludduKledly he elected. He is a close
"riend of Bonilla nnd Bogrsn, nnd has
their active support. General Cabell
'.-onsiders Bogruntlic ablest man in the
■ cpublic and one likely to shape laige-
ly the public affairs of the country in
the near future. .' .
Th? exiled e'^President V&sque^ U.
safe iu 8an Salvador, where ho has .as
i companion Maj. E. A. Burke, tArtfs
'defaulting State Treasurer of Louisi
ana.
A Southwest Virginia Eryosilion.
Roanoke, Va., has determined to
have an industrial exposition n?xt fall,
riic enterprising men who have made
that progressive town are at the head
,of this - movement, and this fact prac
tically- insures a success. Surrounded
ns Roanoke is liy a tributary country
rich in minerals, in timber and in ag
ricultural resources, it ought to be able
to gather together a'display which will
Im of .far more thsn State interest. It
ought to be possible to “ruet the at
tention of many Northei . and Western
people, nnd under good management,
os this exposition doubtless v.ili be, ii
can be madeof great value to all south
west Virginia, ns well ns to Roanoke.
Dr. Hendirson.
Petersbcro, Va.—A well dressed,
middle-aged woman, weighing about
200 pounds, claiming to be Dr. Hen
derson, of Canada, a graduate of a
medical college at Rutland, Vermont,
was arrested here on the request of the
mayor of Waverly, a small village on
the Norfolk & Western Railroad near
this city. She was charged with ad-
ministcringa “knock-ont” prescription
to a boarding house kei per in that town
and robbing her of $90. She will be
taken to Waverly for examination be
fore a magistrate..
4 Serenader s Sharp Reception.
Birmingham, Ala.—Wm. Ingram, a
onng former, living near Evprgreen,
Via.. was married Thursday night,
iowafd midnight a party of friends
.urrouuded his house and commenced
i serenade, lining for instruments tin
niis, cow bells, etc. Ingram became
<> incensed that he seized an axe, and,
uuniiig to tho door, hurled it into the
rowd. The sharp odge struck a young
mu named Jim Dixon nnd cleaved-his
liinal column, -producing death. In-
ram surrended and ia spending his
loueymoon in jail.
- Some Virginia Land Sales.
Among recent sales of Virginia real
er its was a trrtet of- forty acres in tho
si.ourbs of Alexandria, .'which, it is
stated, has.been purchased by Phila-
delpdiia parties who will divide it into
residence lots. ..
The farm of C. H. C. Fulkerson, ir\
Lee county, Va , has just been sold
for $30,000,-an average -of $100 per
-acr-e....,, ». ...
4 Law lo Cover Such Gates.
Washington, D. C.—The Pollard-
ieekinridge ease has developed the
id Hint there is no law in tho District
■ f Columbia for the punishment ot
diicliun. Coiigressniaii Morse, ol
Jusaiminwetta, lias introdnCo*! a lull
hieh contains tlie text of the Stringent
.Massaqliusetta law on the subject.
Baltimore,
'rs’ Record, ifr
"u-tho South for .
Reports from
indicat^that the,
look is vfwpr
tine of t.Jile (foes^.
/cry largV jncreai^ J
the southward trer^ 1
nigration and by
irganizntion of jjeM
fouth is entering nj^i
ly prosperdim ^Kfi'^of i‘
The immigrimra
pecially one
signs of Hi" li
5'orth an 1 Wi
lotith seems to he assuming
tions of national importance.
’ Special reports from New Euglann
show more disposition than ever be
fore to invest in Southern cotton mills
and a manufacturer of that section tells
the Manfacturcrs’ Record that a num
ber of large mills will be built in the
South by New England people.
Among the more important industrial
enteprises reported for the week i re a
company, capitalized at $6,000,000, to
build a town and develop shipping fa
cilities on Patuxent River, Md; a $100,-
000 company organized to ship barytes
from Blacksburg, S. C., to Baltimore,
where a large manufacturing.plant will
be established, and others.
The Manufacturers’ Record has com
piled the statistic* of manufacturers of
tile South in 1890 ns compared with
1880, which shows an increase in capi
tal from $257,244,566 in 1880, to $659,-
008,817 in 1890, and an increase in the
value of product from $457,452,777 in
1880 to $917,589,015 in 1890.
The nnmberof hamjs increased from
305,467 to 588j528, and the amount of
their wages from $75,017,471 to $222,-
118,503. AdThig to tlie value of man
ufacturing products, the value of min
ing products and Hie total for the
South in 1890, was §940,000,000, .or
more than two audn half times as much
as tlie nveragi value .of. the. South’s cot
ton crops.
KISSES GOT HIM IN JAIL.
4 Philadelphia Grocery Clerk Embraces O/fi
Girl Too Many.
Paterson, N. J.—James Williams,
claiming .,'to be a grocer's clerk, from
Philadelphia, reached this city in
anarch of employment. As soon aa
Williams struck-the city a kissing ma
nia seized liim‘,-'Riid he could not re
strain his. desire to 'hug and kiss every
woman-he met.
Tho passion grew so rapidly upon
him that he boarded street cars, hugged
and kissed the passengers, but sue-’
cecded in escaping before the aston
ished rtiruluetoTs could capture him'.’
An officer found Williams near the
Market Street church just ns prayer-
nm: ting had been dismissed. He was
in the act of hugging a pretty, miss,
aqd bestow ing a kiss on her ruby lips.
He is row in jail.
Prosperous Carolina Farmers.
Commissioner Robinson,of the North
'Carolina board of agriculture, in the
last bulletin of the board, eallr atten
tion to tin prosperous agricultural
sections of the State in these words:
The condition of farmers in North
Carolina is one which gives great as
surance at this time, and should eu
courage our people very much. In
the North, and particularly Northwest,
the suffering an 1 destitution amongst
the one-crop farmers is such as to
cause great apprehension. So great is
the depression that many aie writing
this office in search of new homes iu a
mild climate where a variety of farm
products may be grown. The finan
cial depression lias affected our farmers
but little. They may not have much
cash, but th’y have plenty to feed nian
and beast and a prospect of a good crop
before them. The climate conditions
have never lieen better for the further
ance of all farm operations than we
have enjoyed iu-this State this year.
Not Guilty as to Isaac Bates.
Wilmington, N, C.—The case of the
State vs. Isaac Bates, late president of
tliu Bank of New Hanover, on the in
dictment charging him with making
false return under oath to'fhc State
Treasurer, came up in the .criminal
court. After the jury was empanelled
and sworn, the State offered in evi
dence one of Hie statements'’As made
to the State Treasurer. Counsel for
defendant objected and after a long ar
gument the object ion was sustained and
the court ordered that a verdict of not 1
guilty be entered. Tlie point of dif
ference was that the State wished, to
introduce a schedule which was oil tlie-
reverse side of thOVheet, containing a
st it •m int as a part of the statement
itself. The defence contended that Him
schedule was, no more than a mere
memorandum, jt- being neither sworn
to, signed nor attested. Tho eases
against all the oilier officers of the de
funct bank wore nol prossed.
Base Ball.. , '.- 1
At Greensboro, Ni C., Friday) the
Yule base ball, (dub nnd tjre.c]ub from
theUniversity of North Carolina played
r great game. The latter were van
quished by a score of 7 to’ 4.
LEHIGH BEATEN AGAIN IN .VIRGINIA.
RiCHMONiy The Lehigh Uni
versity base I in II dub received another
defeat at the hands of the Virginia
nine. Their conquerors, to whom vie-,
tory cain*! easily, were the Richmond
College «Hpiilei ; n.'' Tlie Lehigh men
played a very good giinic, but were
weak in the box,’having to make three
changes in pitchers. The Richmond
College club, on tiie oilier hand, had u
valuable and puzzling man in Anthony.
Tho score was 14 to«7-
FLORIDA GROWN SUGAR CANE.
A Farorable Report by the Agricultural De
partment's Chemist.
Washington, D. ,C,—Dr’: H. W.
Wiley, ehemist'in cii1t(f?^ the 1 Depart
ment of Agriculture, has recently re
turped from Florida, whith nr he had
been to vlait the United Stitea experi-
raeqt station at Ruuuymede iu that
State. The doctor brought with him
igieounfns of sugar cane grown at the
station, and since his return the same
have been analyzed, with most satis
factory results. Of the ribboned cane,
which amounted to 99 per cent of the
jane iu the field, the analysis revealed
morons in juice 19 00 per cent, sbow-
•ing 342. pounds of sucrose per ton oi
•ane. Comparisons of analysis mode of
?ub«n cane, showing the highest
polarisation of juice in the latter to
have been 18 20 -per cent, aud from
that down to 15 29 per cent, according
to the month when tested. “Tin
dunnymede cane,” said Dr. Wiley,
“was gathered at random, and there-
'ore, the figures of the Cuban earn
*iven for comparison are for mmelect
id cane. I have no hesitation in say
ing,” the doctor added, “that l bclievi
that a yield of 20 to 25 tons of call'
ier acre can be secured by proper cal
livntion on these Florida sand hiuiD
■vhere our cane war- grown.”
Ths Water Power of Angu'.ta, Ga
To Editor of the Scientific American:
In the Scientific American dated
February 3, 1894. on page ft7, top of
first colninn, subject “Niagara Hy
draulic Works in Operation,”- kindly
allow nie to correct an error.
Yfm rofer-to $8 per 11. P. per year,
24 hours to theday, as being the cheap
est power ever obtained Isaid to be].
The city of Augusta, Ga., has been
for years, and still is, furnishing
thousands of H. P. to all who want it
at the rate of $5.50 per 11. P.'per year
of 2t hmirs to the day, or 25 hours per
day if necessary. A magnificent canal
7 miles long, with masonry dam across
the'Sa-tniinali Ri.-er, furnishes at pres-
entxabout 12,000 H. P. to cotton, Hour,
yarn, and other kind* of mills, elec
tric street railroad, electric power
plants, :clectric lighting plants, and
other uses, with a capital nvested of
about $8,000,000 or $;»,ooir, too. •
Augusta, Ga. W. E. Jaci.son, Jr. ■
WISE WORDS.
fiio first of tho new in our race’s
story beats the last of the old. —Brusvu-
in«r.
Most men-, until by losing -rsn-lere l
iagerj' will back tfieir’opinions by a
wager.—Byron.
Walk boldly and wisely in the light
thou hast; thorow-a hand above will
help thee on.—Bailey.
■'- He draweth out the tlirbad of his
verbosity liam- than the staple of his
argument. —Shakespeare.
- Ths gem cannot bo polished with-
out-friotiou, nor man perfect.* ! with
out trials*—Chinese Proverb.
.Trust nothim with your secrets who,
.when left alone in your room, turns
over your papers. —Lavater.
Men are generally more careful of
the breed of their horses and dogi
than of their children.—Penn.
A person is always startled when he
hears himself seriously called old for
the first time.—O. W. Holmes.'
The avarice of tho miser is the grand
sepulcher of all his other passions a*
they successively decay.—Colton.
Exces' <f grief for the dead is mad
ness, fo. t is an injury to' the living
and dee now it not.—Xenophon.
Life, t repeir’, is energy of-'iove, di
vine or'hninau, exercised iu.-pain, iu
strife aud tribulation.—Wordsworth.
The hours we pass with happy pros
pects iu view are more- pleasing than
those crowded with fruiiiuu.-—Gold-
: smith.
Dog* Sprea l Po9siinij>tio:i.
The medical profession iu France is
much stirred up over the great in
crease of the deaths from consumption
shown by recent statistics. This dis
ease carries off five persons out of each
1000, or 170,000 a year, in France,
while iu England the mortality from
this cause has fallen to two per 1000.
The scourge is worst in-I’ai isj where
one death out of every five is due tc
consumption. At Marseilles it is ope
out'of six, and at Dijon and Nancy it
is one out of sever. Dr. Gilbert, a
Specialist on fho disease,- says that
drunkards are specially susceptible to
tho disease,, amt that the tenement
houses, where the poor live, are Very
•hotbeds .tor its ay real. In such places
five out of twelve, deaths arc duo to
consumption.. Frofessor Cadiot, a
prominent veterinarian, says that there
can be no doubt that dogs' very often
communicate the dis'Ase. He says
that -.a microscopic examination has
shown- that many 1 dogs are infected
with it. He ha.s held.-post mortem
examinations .of .a large number of
dogs, which were supposed ' to
have died of cancer, aud iu every case
found that tuberculosis was the cause
of death. - He saya that jiedple who
keep infected-'dugs'" about them are
almost sure sooner-'dr later to coutewct
the disease.New Orleans Picayune-
TheBreckiniidges. ...
TJie Rreekinriilgta.uf Kentucky,Lave
.been;.equally diijtiugujshtd’ iu the
Church anil in politics. .They have
iisdaliy been ii‘ncbffipi'*>m'i*iiig I’resliy-
teriaii, and they* held to Hi,' plder
branch of the ('Imrcli when Hie Cinn-
berlaud ifehism ntirked the whole-J'ii s-
byterinn body in Southwest. Keiitueky
Presbyterianism has been nf a pceuli-
arly aggressive mid energetic type,mid
these are several nnimis among the list
of Kentucky ministers that hold the
highest places of honor in Hit"Church.
THE JOKER’S BUDGET.
JESTS AND YARNS BY FUNNY
MEN ,OF THE PRESS.
A Reply-Indictment 11 Quashed”--
In Constant Expectation--Con
tempt of Court--Etc., Etc.
A REPLY.
Creditor—Look here, now. I want
on answer. When are you going to
pay my bill?
Chollie—Aw—m’dear sir, I'm no
prophet.
INDICTMENT “qUASHED.”
She was a lawyer’s daughter; but
he kissed her.
“Sir,” she exclaimed, “ how dare
you? Don’t youtknow I can have
you indicted for larceny?”
“ All right,” he replied. “ If you
do, I'll have you charged with re
ceiving stolen property!”—[Truth.
IX CONSTANT EXPECTATION.
He (audaciously)—Suppose I were
to kiss you unaware.
She (coyly)—I don’t believe you
could.—[ Browning's Monthly.
CONTEMPT OK COURT.
Littleton—Our judge is a great
inker.
Coke—Yes. and his judicial decis
ions are the greatest jokes of all.
NM'GirrV-t'AL.
Gerald—If you were lint this gleam
ing shore. Jeanette, how would I
yearn to be you white-winged yacht!
Jeanette—And why, Gerald, would
you lie yon yacht!
• Gerald—See how it lings the shore.
Jeanette!—[Browning's Monthly.
SOMEWHAT AMBKH’OrS.
Ethel—I have kept him at a dis
tance, but lie still continues his ni
ton! ions.
Clarissa—You were right to keep
him fit u distance. As long as you do
so you may be sure of him.—[New
York Press.
a woman’s no.
Mrs. Younglove—Did t really
promise to " love, honor and obey”
you? ■ . .
Votinglov*—Yes; but I'm not feel
ing at nil puffed up or certain'about
it.
•Mrs. Younglove—Why, Henry,
why do you say Hint ?
Younglove—Because I also remem
ber your saying “ No,” just before
limited.
Borrows—Have you any . spare
funds?
Lenddes(curtly)—My funds are all
spare.—[Clileago Record.
couldn’t stand it.
Bingo—You know that new watch
dog of mine? He's left.
Kingley—Why, what was the mat
ter? .
Binges—1 was fooli-di enough to
take’home a copy of a comic paper
with a picture of a burglar in it.—
fJ.udg*.
Tins ACTS AS A "STAY.”
“Wasn’t Hint young Mr. Tiff who
left tlie house as I oame in?” asked
(lie Judge of his eldest daughter.
"Yes, papa.”
“Did I not issue an injunction
against liis coming here any more?”
“Yes, papa; hut mamma has
granted a supersedas pending an ap
peal.”—[ J udge.
NOT ALL HAMIT. THOUGH.
Bilkins—You look unhappy.
Wilkins—Y-e-s; 1—er—married a
shop-girl, you know.
"A charming little woman she is,
too.”
“Yes. I know; bless her! But
every time she sees me she yells
.‘Cash !’ ”—[Buck.
KEA GIN A RLE.
She—Should you die. are you op
posed to my remarrying?
He—No.
She—Why not?
He—Wl iv should I tie solicitous
nliout the welfare of a fellow I’ll
never know?—| Life.
A MODERN DOMESTIC.
“Why. you liuven’t left your place,
Mary?”
"Yes, I have.”
“Bless me. . Why. everybody who
has lived "ith Mrs. Blank gives her a
good ua e.”
"Yes; her liats ain't becoming to
me.”—[Texas Siftings.
SURE.OK TH AT.
.(.ones—Tins cigar you gave me is a
vile oiie.
Brown—V .1 don't know a good
cigar when 1 give you one.
Jones—Perhaps not, but I know a
bad one.—ITruth.
AN IMrOSSHtll.lTV.
Mr. Sappy—A fellow tried to rob
me of $10 last night, hut he failed.
She—Of course he failed. You
uan't take something from nothing.—
[Truth. .
•JW'O I AN DRESS AS CHEAPLY AS ONE.
“Why, you silly.boy, you couldn’t
even pay my dressmaker’s bills."
“1 know.'‘'But I can't- even pay
my tailor's bill now.”—[Life.
AS HU DEFINED TIIE TERM.
Harry—Who's to bo your best
i man ?
Jack—1 iinvon’t decided yet; hut I
shall select him for his superlative
gi toil i less.
.Harry—How is that ?
Jack - Why. lie’s to he the one who
will loiiii me enough for a bridal tour.
—[ Puck.
HER EXPERIENCE*
Bcanlslej—What is the greatest
piece of fiction in the world, in your
estimation?
Miss Passe (sourly)—Man !
;UST THE OPPOSITE. -
The Judge—Patrolman Jenkins
says you aa'itc blind drunk.
The Prisoner—It is a mistake.
Your Honor. Instead of being blind,
I could see twice as much ns on ordi
nary occasions—in short, I could seo
double. If I had not mistaken Patrol
man Jenkins for two men, your
Honor, I should not now be here.
A'OICE OF EXPERIENCE.
“Appearances are very deceptive,’
remarked the tenor.
“Yes,” replied the prlina donna,
“especially farewell appearances.”—
[Washington Star.
IT IS A FAILING WITH THEM ALL.
‘Your landlord has the character
of being a very sociable man.”
“Entirely too sociable. He calls
to see me much oftenor than I de
sire.”
so MODEST.
Edith—Do you know who was the
prettiest girl at Mrs. Van Astor’s re
ception?
Helen—You embarrass me! Must
I answer?
HE COVERED TIIE GltOCND.
writes well, but
Whet would vou
Visitor—My son
wants a large field,
recommend?
Editor—Mule and
lanla Constitution.
ten acres.—[At*
UPHOLDING THE EAITH.
Sunday-school Teacher—Tommy. I
was shocked to hear you swearing so
dreadfully at that strange boy ns I
came in.
Tommy—I couldn't help it. ma'am.
He was making- fun of our religion.
—[Chicago Tribune.
THE OLH MAN’S OCITPATIOX.
“What’s John doing now?”
“College."
“And Bill?”
“Lawyer.”
“And Dick?”
“Preachin’.”
“And the old man?”
“Well, he ain’t a-doin’ of not Lin’
much, ’cept supportm’ of John, an’
Bill, an’ Dick!”—[Atlanta Constitu
tion.
THE CAUSE OK ANARCHV.
“I know what is responsible for
the rapid spread of anarchy," said
the talking philosopher. “It isn't
the unequal distribution of wealth,
or starvation, or anything of that,
kind—avc have those noAv in less
amount than ever before. It’s uq11i-_
in’ more than the Street comet wiener
wnrst stands.”
“ What?”
“Fact. Fellow goes toward Lis
home, feeling fit pence \A‘ith fill tho
world, and the scent of the Lot w iener
wurst strikes his nose, and lie buys
one, eats it ami then goes home to
bed. He can’t go to sleep for hours,
and lies there Avitli his mind full of
all the evil thoughts it is possible to
crowd into it. Wakes up in tho
morning with his disposition utterly
soured and becomes an Anarchist.
Don’t statistics show that anarchy
flourishes most in Germany? And
isn’t that country the native la id of
the wiener wurst! You bet it is.
Why”—
But at this point he found that ho
was talking to no one save himself.—
[Indianapolis Journal.
A Night in a Coal Mine.
“I once spent a night in a coal
mine,” said Charles E. Tomley. of
Indianapolis. “It was partly the re
sult of mealiness, but more largely
of forgetfulness. I was out on a
tour of inspection and investigati*>n
in Ohio at the time, and hud a Ictlet
from the manager of a mining com
pany authorizing me to look over
their mines. I was generally received
very courteously, and had no diffi
culty until one day a miner’s boss
demanded very rudely a liberal con
tribution. When I refused, lie told
me that I could stop down in tlx
mine until I changed my mind, and
he actually refused to allow me to gc
up in tlie shaft. I never imagined
he meant anything more than a joke,
and as I did not know the mine was
only working short time. I did not
dream the men Avere leaving for tlm
day. Such, however, amis the ease,
and a!tliough|! AATiited hour after hour,
no friendly shaft came to my reseu*'.
What had been first intended for a
bluff had been coiiA’erted into an out
rage by sheer forgetfulness, and I
spent a horrible night ih intense
darkness and miserable dampness.
The horrors of that night wiili
noises all around, for which it was
impossible to account, eati hardly lie
realized, and if it is anything like
what a prisoner suffers in. solitary
confinement, suefaimfortuiiiites liavo
my hearty sympathy..’ —[St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
A Youthful Crook.
A very young crook was before
Police Court of New York the ot
•lay. His name is Andrew Briisl.;
he is not yet seven years old, hut
is sti confirmed a kleptomaniac t
his father had to ask tho Cour
have.him confined. Ever since
Avas old enough to walk' Andrew
lieen accustomed to steal 'any ;
everything that he could cyrry
Sent to school he stole pencils, bo-
handkerchiefs, hats, lunch bask
and everything else that he cot
and showed no sort of sham* 1 wl
detected. He would slip into
houses of the neighbors anil men
their portable property, and aah
even gel out of bed in the night
rifle the pockets of his fi|tlier n
mother. He aviis committed to
juvenile asylum.—[ New Urlenns t’i
ynne.
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