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“IF FUU THE LIBERTY OF THE' WOULD WE CAN J)0 ANYTHING”
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; ‘ •DAj.HilNGTO^-'ftOU^li CAllOhitfA-i WK])Xi:s])AV^ JAM AHY is,
THE DISCOVERY OF
LANGUAGE IS SWEET.' UXl’LQITSOF A CHOW.
America by CUiristophcr Columbds was a great event in the world’s
. . history. -Equally, great in its line was tlic discovery of- AYER’S SareaC
parilla, Tlio Superior Medicine, for thc.curc of Scrofula and all forms
of blood diabases. . It curM~otlicrs.and will euro you. •
"About llio year.
1&J7 I was -covered
from bead .to loot
witlf white scabs.
The dottors wlio
., I hare put it attended mo pro
to the severest test, aRet other proptic- nguqccd it scrofula, hut were unttUlo to *
tary medicines ’mid physiejuus :had diruiiythingtP help mo. I grew worse,
failed, ami it did iW work well.I Jty The. skiitpruckcd at the iaints, sis that
l’could lianlly wait
I can positively
assert that^Aj-er’a
Sarsaparilla is the
best remedy to'-bo
Iwd for blodtl dlsor>
Hers,
Sarsai
CAN STILL LOVE.
iXP^ESSIO^' BY THE TONGUE
Mcessarv TO HAPPINESS.
IS
VERY CLEVER INDEED, BUT HE MET
AN UNTIMELY DEATH. .•
daughter bod Buffered, sluco infancy, X amid lianlly walk. At last yotneonp i you. Oh, bow 1
from scrotulou.-f sores and* eniptlortsH'rcOommiin’ded mo.to take Ayer’s Sarsa-. * ' WluU a pest it is to be pulled about up'
Life Would He litixhty !>c*nhito WHIiout
Sweet Word* — Much MAro Hcuittiful
Could Wo Make This l’^xi.«*trikCO if V/e
Took More Hain^ in Tulking.
How would you enjoy life with sweet
words loft out? My littlest one .runs to
pie and with both arms abont my neck
pulls arc down to kiss me, and Whispers'
as if it were a new secreff "Rapa, I love
how I just do love, love you!"
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
effected a complete
cum. Wo cpnnot
ftiloquatefy express
our gratitndo for w'mt this wonderful
snediclnc has done for our child."—Geo.
51. rondieton, 1CI Doradoi Ark.
•"When I enrao out of the army,I was
tTredded with scrofula. Two bottles of
Ayer'i* RarsapariU#
cured mo, so that I
have had no return
of tho disease."— !■■■»••■>*■»
X J. Hopkins, Nortonvllie, Ksas,
For the' Curb of
partita. - T did ko,_
and ot’the end ot
.three months X was
a» clean, as any
man, T shaM always feel grateful to the
discoverer of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla,’’—
E. 8. Davis, Laurel, Del.
" My daughter 1ms been aftiicted for
several years with scrofula. Having
— ■ — boon recommended
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla,
we tried It, and tho
result Is a complete
curei" — V. Mattingly, St. Mary’s, ICy,
AYER’S Sarsaparilla
Prtpartd by Dr. J, C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists.
Has cured others, will cure you
BOOKS.
when one is busy! How it.dislocates
I one’s collar and one’s thoughts!* But
'' what would you take for such prattle?-
.. ^pwwould you like it checked, and in*.
, 1 stead of such spontaneity be compelled
to Imagine you are loved? Dear me, old
■) man, but why so fussy? Do you not
j know you aro loved? Do not actions
speak louder than words? Does not your
wife cook your meals, oml does hot your
girl put your room in order? Must you
also be mussed over and gabbled to In
order to be satisfied?
Then comes my oldest boy, a grand
fellow, stout and wholesome and brainy,
and before 1 am aware his arm is about
my neck, and he pulls my head over on
his shoulder with a kiss and a “Papa,
; you are awful dear to me.” Pshaw, what
is there in words? A few sounds—noth
ing else! 1 am not so certain about that,
: 1 only know that I would not take a mint
| of money for that small bouquet ot my
boy’s words. Ho, not for the world would
il Imre to guess at his affection and get
hungry for n solid certainty. There is not
I enough
Stationary Novelties.
SCHOOL SUPPLIES A SPEC
IlLR
All Soliool Books Hava been reduced
iu price since lust season
Toys, Wagons &c,
Full line small Musical Instrument!-,
PIANOS, ORGANS Ac.
DARLINGTON BOOK STORE.
E. C. ROTHOLZ.
Later teals is Iasi Heels.
Persian Mulls lu very neat design.
tll«.-k Sheer Stripe and Plaid Lawns.
Elysec stripes, black ground and handsome figures.
Linen chumbrays.
Immense line of Parasols with pretty handles.
Ladies’ summer undervests. 10 cents and upward.
Bilks milts in all lengths.
CORSETS!
AVc have six grades of the II, & S. corsets; best value for the mony.
The largest assortment of cream and black laces in all widths.
*\Ve Imre open up some very do- ira’do Point De Jones, Point Do Gui pure and
Point Ds Irlamtc In white and ecru. Uur
MILLINERY
Id dtlll conducted by Miss Maggik Jones, who has proven to the ladies that
gp“ she can and tries to please. .J&1
your call is requested.
E. C ROTHOLZ,
14AtL ORDERS promptly attended to,
John C. White,
Darlington, South Carolina.
Stoyes, Tinware, Pumps, Piping, House
Furnishing Goods, Bolts, Tobacco
Flues, &c.
(jail ail tail flip Stoft, li i m Ptese M
^npklflf tyt i|i ^tod M ill be Ordered, for Yoih
„ such eloquence, as l hava looked
about tho world, And yet It should not
flow too easily. Tough,V iov« is quits
auollier thing from open heartedness. lit
j my opinion w« should bring up our
i yotlhg folk to easily and frankly ©Kpi-ess
j their feelings, only not to express any
more than they feel. The art and trick
of speech is to be more eloquent than
true, and so to turn love into a lie,
“••ntewhero I have lately read a good
story of a couple that from
some spleen vowed not u! t<? Well
other. Well, if they had not really loved
they could have got on without talk, but
In this case they could not. So by happy
inspiration they used the household cat
tts il go between. "Go,” said Betsy,
"and tell John that dinner is ready.”
"Go,” answered John, “and tell Betsy
1 am on imud.” "Here, puss,” says John,
“tell Betsy this pudding is remarkably
good, tthd 1 will take another plate of It
If she pleases;" “Go toll John,” answers
Betsy, "that I am glad ho likes this
peach shortcake, and lie shall have three
pieces if ho will."
Bo for years thoy kept their vows, but
told their love and got on famously. It
Is a general fact that friendship grows
stronger by a short separation and cor
respondence by pen. A man or woman
will say sweet or true things in a letter
! that they would not say first by mouth.
I <lo not quite Understand this, but 1
I know it i.< true. Friends treasure let- j
tern, mid friendship never is quite itself
until a few letters have passed. I on- (
courage young folk to write letters to |
learn the art of talking well. Quo would ;
suppose it would bo tho other way—that ;
good talkers should write well.
How canto it about that tho tongue I
and adjacent organs got control of lan
guage? Possibly Dido can explain this.
| Bho leaps and bounds about me in over
whelming joy. Her nose is in my face
; and her paws on my chest. At last, ut
terly unablo to express all her emotion,
she throws back her head and explodes
in a bark. It is nothing but an explo
sion, but it is a great relief to her.
That is tho beginning of speech in all
creatures—only a noise made by tho
rush of emotion through the mouth.
By and by this noise- is modified to ex
press different emotions. The dog can ex
press a dozen passions and resentments,
and yet most of these are told by the
tail and the body in general.
The next step is, or was, to modify
these sounds into musical roles. Tho
bird does not enunciate lirst, but sings.
The lower races sing well and talk
badly. Tho highest art is to sing well
and talk equally well. So language
slowly gets stolen by a certain set of
organs that at first had little to do with
it. The legs and hands come less into
play to tell emotions; tho tail, which
has done so much animal talking, is
aborted. 1 think it is aborted mainly
because its functions are mostly passed
over to tho tongue, I have not hoard
whether tho tailed tribe of Africans wag
tlioeo appendages iu friendly greeting
like dogs of not. 1 would not. own a
tailless cat of haYo a horse's tail even
clipped of its hail'. It Is to abbreviate
spceehs it is to lop off the organ of ex
pression,
You will seo that my theory about tho
development of language accounts for
many abnormal forms of speech. Pro
fanity is h tnero explosion of sound,
closely allied to the dog's bark and tho
cat’s squall. It Is not so wicked a* it is
beastly. It is the natural language of a
vulgar fellow who 1ms no art of high
language. Half tho world talks by ex-j
| plosion and expletives. The more beast*
j ly r. man's habits tho more profane he j
becomes by necessity. It is bin natural j
language. What n stretch it is from ;
such a man to Coleridge or Emerson or
Lowell!
I heard of a man the other day. “Ah,
he is a great scientist, to be sure, but he
is also such a splendid talker,” The art
of saying fine tilings finely you cannot
afford to lie without. "Live with wolves
and you will learn to howl,” says the
Spanish proverb. We ought to be able
to add, "Live with men and you will
leant to talk well.” But that is not so.
There are too few really good talkers—
really wise and witty tongues.—E. P.
Powell in St. Louis Glohc-Demoerat.
Anil 111- Went Away Smlly.
"Mojr do you noithd tile 'g' in tho
word -g.-m'mander?' " inquired the man
I efit
Atieriloti*.* by a Man Who Saw 8«mo
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Strange Things Even Though IXo Had a
Gnu—-The Orpw Disliked Certain (viuds
- of Anjtnills—116* Was m Croat Hunter.
“When this region was nearly all
woods, sixty years ago,” said up did
resident of Bell Meadow, *‘I picked a
young crow out x>f the mud ih Tamarack
swamp, where he htuj tumbled out of
tho nest before ho was old enough to fly.
.1 named him Abe and tamed him, and
'he devejoped into, tho brightest bird I
ever saw. Like nil tamo crows, Abe
was mischievous and inquisitive. There
wash knothole intUe floorbf our cistern,
and tho crow couldn't find out what was
under it, although he tried very hard.
"Several times a day Abo flew down
to the creels, hunted up a pebble and
carried it in his bill to tho floor of the
cistern, where lie dropped it through the
knothole. The> instant ho let tho pebble
drop he Would putliis eat 1 close to the
hole and .listen. Ho could hear the peb
ble strike tho water, and the noise out
of his sight excited his curiosity so much
that he dropped a half bushel of pebbles
into the cistern before he gave up,
“Aboaccompanied me on all tny hunt
ing trips iu the fall and winter, and lie
saw me kill five or six wolves, half u
dozen wildcats and several deer, The
woods went full of deer, and there were
so many wolves that we couldn't keep
any sheep. Abo took a great liking to
deer and rabbits, but lie hated -wolves
and wildcats, seeming to understand
that they were destructive and danger
ous. One afternoon ,1 he summer that
ho was a year old, Abe flew Into our
little clearing and cawed and fluttered
about us if ho wanted my to leave my
work,
"I knew the crow had seen something
that displeased him, and so 1 picked up
two rifles and told him to go ahead, j ust to
see what ho would do. He went squall
ing through tho air toward Bell Meadow
brook, and when ho alighted on a
be kept yelling and looking down in tho
ravine. 1 looked, too, little expecting to
seo what 1 did, A pair of wolves were
tearing at a doe they had pounced on
and pulled down. 1 killed them both
before they got three leaps from the doe,
and whtu Abo taw that they couldn’t
tnove ho cawed and croaked as though
he was glad,
"Tho next winter there wero three feet
and a half of snow on the level, and wo
had to wear suowshoes to get around.
While 1 was splitting wood near the
house one cold morning tho crow camo
sailing and squalling to the settlement
from tho direction of Lake Henry. Ho
was excited abont something, and he
perched on tho log and went to flapping
his wings and dancing up and down, 1
I thought I ootii,I not livi* if yon were cone,
* Jim life lias tuiiglit nioHenier Ihinas;
Die iiinl wiiose mute i.s lieutl livi-u on -
Aye, lives uu 1 mm ;
|Vrlnii» I,is s.in-; Inis more of sinlm-.ss-
- A Rote or two of pnin;
.Tis sweeter intisie u it I,, he moiu ritui oudenee
" .1 lian was tl?i-i-iiretes-. joyful strain.
I Stood heside your anive nmi v,q,i . , ;ie
- An.! tlomalit love was furew r ,le:al lo me;
My life in, 1 curly lost love's uioi ions Miniiulil
Anil never more my heart eoiilil happy he.
4hit time Inis la null t me many teiuler truths
That life can never wholly he unhlest.
I cannot live ail lonely in this world of woo
Because 1 loved you. dear, the heal.
The tender love that hears so much for me
. I gladly lake, nor feel
My love for j on, dear one, has weaker grown.
My heart less stanch and leal.
I lore you lirst. and jou were always dearest.
\ et, like the bird whose mate Is gone,
I still can llml a tender Joy in loving,
Nur wish to dwell forever here alone.
-Agnes L. Pratt.
1 The Sense of Smell in Dogs.
. Doga are able tu track their masters
j^irough crowded streets, whererceogni
tion by sight is quite impossible, and
can find a hidden biscuit even when its
faint smell la still further disguised hj
ean de cologne, in some experiments
Mr. Romanes lately made with a dog he
found that it could easily track him
when he was far out of sight, though no
fewer than eleven people had followed
him. stepping exactly in his footprints,
in order to confuse the scent.
The dog seemed lo track him chiefly
by tho smell of his boots, fur when with
out them or With new hoots on it failed
but followed, though slowly and hesitat
ingly, when his master was without
either boots or stockings. Dogs and cats
certainly get mure information by means
of tliki sense than a man ean. They often
get greatly excited over certain smells
and remember them for very long pe
riods.—Chambers’ Journal.
Tiie Number “Three" in llm IIIMe.
When tin- world was created we find
it and its surroun lings composed of three
elements—air. wa’ -r and land —ihe
wholo lighted by the sun, moon and
stars. Adam had throe sons mentioned
by iinnn-,and so did Noah the patriarch.
Daniel was thrown into a dan with three
lions for the crime of praying three
times. Shadraeh. Mi-shacli and Abcd-
nego were rescued from the fiery fur
nace. Job had three special friends. 1
There were three patriarohs—Abraham, j
Isaac and Jacob, Bamuel was called i
three timesj Elijah prostrated himself
three times on the dead body of the child:
Ramson deceived Delilah three times be
fore she discovered the secret of his
great power, and the Ten Command
ments were delivered on the- third day.
Jonah was three days and nights in
the whale's belly, "Bimon, lovest thou
me?'’ was repeated three times, fanl
makes mention of I ho Three Graces—
Fait!), Hope and Charity. Tho famous
•iillegoritiil dreams of the baker and but
ler were-lo come to pass in three days.
Then we have the Holy Trinity—Father,
Son and Holy Ghost; the (acred letters
on the cross were throe in number, they
being I. II. S.; so also tho famous Ro
man motto was composed ..f three words
—viz., In hocsigno.—Bt. Louis Republic.
Glover, at Afternoon Tons.
Gloves, the i-Hc.vaing finish of a well
dressed woman's costtnuo in public, have
been of late years greatly misused in
American society. Une sees them worn
at tea tables by the woman cl-cted to
represent the hostess iu pouring tea,an-1
even at dinner tables, where the wear
its have been known to sit through
many courses witii their right hands
billed, the hand of tho right glove
tucked under the wrist, tho e: tire
left glove kept on. From time immemo
rial tho habitual dinner goers of good
society have removed both gloves imme
diately after taking their places at the
table, and have resumed them upon re
turning to the drawing room, or after
using tho linger bowls, and before aris
iug from tho feast.
Any departure from accepted custon,
that has only eccentricity or a desire for
innovation to recommend it should be
avoided;'lienee there seems no cause for
taking up tho curious fashion just men
tiwied, probably set in a heedless mo
ment by some leader of vogue or by an
unfortunate woman of rank whose hand
wasmude unpresentable by a disfiguring
injury.—Ladies’ Home Journal.
A Talc of Two Darns.
There was a man named Hibbs who
bought a farm, built a large, stately
dwelling at tho end of a long, shady
avenuo of maples and settled down to
enjoy tho comfort and independence of
a fanner's life. Ho built a cozy little
barn of logs and shingled it with clap
boards.
There was another man of tho name j
of Hubbs who bought a farm in tho j
same neighborhood, huilt a cozy little !
Jenny l.iml’N Frankness*
Jenny Lind's judgment of books
though undirected by anything like lit
erary training, always showed independ
enee and penetration. She was a de
voted lover of Carlyle’s writings, am
the last book sho read before her death
was Mr. N. rton's volume of tho corn*
spoudcuce between Carlylo and Emer
sou. No doubt her admiration for tin
great denouncer of Mums was largely
due to tho intense sincerity of her own
character, which mado it knuo.-sible fot
her to tuleruto even these slight devia
tions from strict trnthfulTOss which an
Tin) Wiiuiliicriiei'. Ilnuic.
The woodpecker's home is very like ;
the kingfisher's, but it is dug iu rotten !
wood Instead of being bored iu a bank |
p)f earth. From tho great ivory billed j
species down to tho liillo downy fellow
of our orchards, tho woodpeckers build '
tr , cu . Alieir nest, or rather excavate them, on !
,tlie same general plan. The hole at first j
goes straight into the wood, then turns j
•downward, widening us it descends, tin-,
til it gives room for tho home. If you
will go* into any bit of nnshorn wood
land during early spring and will keep
your eyes ripen, you will seo a bright red
Lead thrust out of a round window lu
•koine decaying trunk or bough, and the
■ Woodpecker will sing out, "Refer!'peer!’
which always seems to mean that hi" or
her liome is a most comfortable and en
joyable place.—Maurice Thompson in
Golden Rule.
dwelling of logs, shingled it witii clap- ‘ taken seriously, but are looked
| boards and settled down lo the hard, : upon as tho accepted formula of society
! grinding monotony of a farmer's life. um ’ i0 K‘ a| l to sec yon would hardly
| This man Hubbs built a large, stately i !mvu her greeting to a visitor whos.
' barn at tho end of a long, shady avenue
! of maples. At the end of ten years
A* Good as tto Gave.
A reproof which was just and not dis-
t ourteous was once addressed to a young
, , , , ' rector who had been roared under the
understood h.m wul enough to kuo - -; highest of church doctrines, and who
that ho had seen something that ke | hchl that clergymen of all other donomi-
Hibbs’ big bouse hud broken him up, and
Hubbs' big barn bad enabled him to buy
Hibbs’stately dwelling for about half
price ami move it over on his own farm.
Hubbs has a big dwelling and a big
barn ami represents his county in the
state legislature. Hibbs has a little log
cabin um! a litilo lug stable and is try
ing to sell out to Hubbs. Ho wants to
quit farming and travel with a peddling
wagon.—Toronto Mail,
didn't like tho looks of up in the woods
toward tho lake, so 1 and uty brother
and cousin put on our snowshoes, shoul
dered five loaded rill s and startc 1 into
the woods, Abo leading tho way and
yelling.
"Ho led us to tho lake, where we saw
| a sight that 1 shall never forget. In a
I space where the wind had blown the
! snow from the ieo a flock of seven deer
1 hud been cornered by a pack of five
wolves. The deer couldn't get out on
account of the deep snow, and the wolves
; had killed three of them when we got
j there. While wo wero blazing away at
tim brutes tho crow (lew overhead and
shouted his approval. Wo killed tho
whole pack, and Abo felt so good that
ho rolled over on the crust several times.
“Une day in the spring tho crow saw
a fisher catch a rabbit and carry il to a
hole in a basswood tree, thirty feet from
the ground. My brother and 1 wero
chopping near by, and Abo squalled
around till he attracted our atten
tion, when lie- Hew up to tho hole
where tho tisher was concealed. We
(.•hopped Hie basswood down, and the
Usher skipped out and ran up a hemlock
tree to where the leaves were so thick
we couldn’t see it. Abo flew up, alighted
above the Usher and began to squall, and
fquinting through tiie foliage below him
1 could sto enough of the Usher to fire at.
1 banged away, and down came Mr.
Fisher with a bullet iu bis head. Abo
fairly laughed when the fisher tumbled,
"One morning I found six pullets on
tho floor of the hen shanty. A mink had
killed them, and that night 1 set two
steel traps and put one of the pullets be
tween. In tho morning a mink had its
fore feet iu one of the traps and one of
its hind feet in the other. Aba tagged
me in, mid when he saw the mink strug
gling to get out ho ran up in front of it
and began to yell in its face. 1 let tho
crow torment it, and while my back was
turned tiie mink caught Abo by the neck
and bit him so hard that lie died in a
few minutes.”—Cor. Now York Tribune.
Miistoilnns ami Mule Footed Hogs.
Belem o knows of the mastodon only as
"nn extinct forth 1 proboscidian pachy
derm, closely allied to the elephant of
modern fauna," Who knows, however,
but that Uic.-o "supposed-to-bc-extinct”
creatures may Iw ns plentiful in the
•‘land of tin- midnight Bun” ns mule foot
ed hogs seem to be in Arkansas, Mis
souri ami the Indian Territory? Three
weeks ago i would have been much more j
surpris* d had i met a real live mule foot
ed Log than I would have been to have
met a whole herd of the aforesaid "fossil \
proboscidian pachyderms.” Bince that !
time everything has changed. The hur-
dreds of ‘letters sent in by kindly dis
posed friends r.re convincing proof that
male footed hogs are more plentiful in
the i onth than office seekers in Washing
ton.—St. Louis Republic.
uaiions tiro wU'-ont authority and not
entitled to bo 'called minist r .f the
Gospel. One evening at a social gather-1
iug lie was introducted to a Baptist 1
clergyman. He greeted tluPllder man
with much manner and ostentation. j
“Sir,” he said, “I am glad to shake i
hands with you us a gentleman, though ci.-ed railroad officials in this city, but
I’tiroRKcious Feminine CrncUy,
“Let, mo off at Thirteenth street, con
ductor," said a woman as she paid her
fare -on a Broadway car at Cortluudt
street.
* The car was packed, t he place j ust two
miles away find ,tho Woman a New
Yorker. From no to 100 people would
get on and off, half a hundred stops were
to be made and something like a half to
three-quarters of an hour would be con
sumed before reaching Thirteenth street.
Yet this woman, who boro evidences
of more than ordinary intelligence in
her face and from her easy self assur
ance every indication of being able to
lake care of herself, expected tiio con
ductor to remember her request and to
put her off at the right street.
The Broadway conductors are the
hardest worked, most abused and crili-
| call wtis inconveuient ev ill timed. But
on the other hand, her downrightness o'
speech had nothing :n common witi
that of Mrs. (.'undourt it carried no dis
courtesy with it.- R. J. McNeill in Cen
lury.
Mt-.cit Iteiatlonstiiii,
Thero i s a lauiilyfiu tho southern par'
of the county whose complicated rela
tiouship beats anything upon record
Tho family name is Run!;. A few year-
ago tlio Rank family consisted of fathei
and two grown sous. In tho same neigh
borhood there lived a widow and liei
two comely daughters. Tiie oldest one
of tho Hunk boys married one of tin
widow's daughters. Tho young ni?uV
father married tho other daughter. Tin
otln r one of tho boys married tin
mother. Tin- question wait now both
ers the father is whether he is Ids moth
er-in-lav.''.s father-in-law or his ihuigh
ter-in-hiw's son-in-law, and, if both
which tho most.—Mascoutah (Ills.) Cur
Chicago Tribune.
Amateur GompoBcrs.
The amateur compose! s of Fn gland tn
elude the names of the late prince eon
sort, the late Duke of Albany, the Dula
of Devon
Mar.;
I cannot admit that you are' a clergy
man.” There was a moment's pause,
this is the sort of thing they aro called
upon to endure every hour in the day.
m.d then the other said, with a quiet ! It is usually at the hands of women, and
significance that made tho words ho left
unsaid emphatic, "Sir, 1 am glad to
shake hands with yon—us a clergyman."
—Ban Francisco Argonaut,
A Dimer} Sign.
A Bowery sign which lias added to the
gayety of the travelers on the Third
avenue elevated for some weeks lias re
cenlly disappeared. Men forgot hasi
ness and polish's for a brief moment
while contemplating it, and careworn
women eased their burdens long enough
to smile as they were whirled p ist it. it
was large and lurid, tolliiigin big letters
i hat within the first convention of "Lady
i’ie Eaters" was in re -ion, three gayly
dressed females, nearly life size, witii
abbreviated skirts and French gaiti rs
and each holding a huge triangle of pie
illustrating tlio type of members. Fur
tiler than this their idt y was nol
established.—New York Times.
is unnecessary, foolish and cruelly
considerate.—New York Herald.
Why the CMtil Cried.
A Brooklyn physician says that he was
recently attending a family wuere the
little man of I ho house was in a some
what refractory humor, and thinking to
quiet him lie said, "How would you like
it now if to punish yon I should take
your little sister away from you?" Tiie
boy sulked and did not reply, but as tiie
doctor arose to take his leave the child
burst into a woeful blubbering He was
asked what was tho matter. "Doctor’s
gi/in away without takin sister," he an
swered.—New York Recorder.
MotU'i’ti Mulrhitoiiy.
Jones (calling on Smith in tlio even
ing)-1 thought 1 would find you at
home. You don’t go out much at night
now?
Smith—No. I've given up all my clubs
and societies. I should be glad to have
you eonie up and spend an evening with j
me occasionally.
Jones- -But your wife might think me
in the w:i^'.
Smith—Oh, she's never homo at night
till late. Tonight she's at a ince.ing of
the Ladies’ Society for Supplying Thim
ble., to tho Destitute Poor. Tomorrow |
night she goes to the Queen's Daugh
ters, next night to Ihe soeiabla of the
Royal Women, and so on every night.
Come up and see a fellow. It's awfully
lonely to bo married, I can tell you.—
New York Press.
Two IJnm'Nt Mi’ll.
A Paris furniture dealer recently
bought from an architect an old writing
table, and in overhauling it he found a
packet containing 1,000 francs. Me at
oueo informed the former owner of his
find, and he was rewarded by an honest
declaration on the part of the architect
that the latter knew nothing whatever
about tho money and would not accept
it.—Paris Li tter.
Suffocate)] by Sweet Odorii.
The Sybarites slept on beds staffed
with rose leaves; the tyrant Dionysius
had his couch tilled with them; Versus
would travel with a garland on his head
and around his neck, mid over ids litter
bo had a thin net, with rose leaves inter
twined. Antiochus luxuriated upon a
bed of blooms even in winter days and
nights, and v hen Cleopatra entertained
Antony she hand roses covering the floor
to the "depth, it is said, of an ell.
Wo are told that Heliogabalus eup-
plied to many at one of ids banquets
that several of his guests were suffocated
in tho endeavor to extricate themselves
from the abundance—victims of a sur
feit of sweet odors.—Philadelphia Times
Ammonia In Co at.
Some 13,000,000 tons of coal aro burned
in London yearly. About 4,000,000 are
utilized by the gas mauufaeturiug com
et Edinburgh, the
shire, Lady Baker, Lady Arthur iiiii
Lady White and the lion. Mrs. Malone -
all having created melodies of more o-
less lasting quality. Tho Earl of Dim
raven has organized two oreii —ou-
at Oxford and the other at C; £ kb.,
of forty members each. La-ly Mai
Dalrymple is a member of a very so
ccssful orchestra composed of ladies.
New York Press.
How Von MoUko Lnohcd.
Who is tliis senior for whom the throng
makes way reven nlially—ho with lean,
wrinkled face, set mouth, yet witii some
thing i f a half smile on it, ever with
downcast abstracted eye and stooping
shoulder, with hands clasped hcliind his
back and with listless gait—this flesh-
It s.-, tough looking man with the bnshj
eyebrows and tlio long, lean throat?
He is worth looking at, for lie is th<
greatest strategist of the age and ha-
been tlio ruiing soul of the vieturiou-
campaign. Moltke. for it is lie, lias been
with the emperor and is probably on his
way home to imisiiMis? Brad-ion's latest
novel, for whoa he is not ilevi ing strat
egy he is reading seusationai novels, and
his abstraction, as like ns not, is caused
by speculation as to which of the two
aspirants to her hand the heroine is ul
timately to marry.—Archibald Forbes
in Scribner’s. __
Sleight of Hand I’olMmliig.
A very curious item in toxicological
lore I chanced to light upon may b,
called the feat of poisoning by sleight oi
hand. You were jealous of a lady ami
you wished to kill her. Well, you asked
her to lunch, and you caused a very nu
peach to be served at dessert. You cm
the fruit with a golden knife, one side
of the blade of which was endued with
a deadly poison. You presented tin
poisoned half of the peach to the lady
who ate it with much relish and then
dropped down dead.
The wholesome half you ato yourself,
and laughed in your sleeve, and went
on slicing more peaches for the ladies oi
whom you were jealous—till you wen
found out and brokenon the wheel. Aye
there’s tho rub! What high old times
we might have, to be sure, but for thu:
NO. 20.
THE RIGHT TO THE ROAD.
Like ins the cLanging yours have fled
Into t iie realm ol" the j*iient deml
Sim t' .~e\ t iiieeii seventy-live, and Juno
Mitile bridal dance to tlie river's tune.
Ami then, as now, on the world's broad faco
1 he loveliest um n clad, leaf crowned space
'\ as ihe old \Ye>t road lo ihe ferrying place.
Hero Jonathan 1'aicons, a man of peace.
On a cart heaped high with tho earth’s in
crease,
ih rough woodland sweet with tho flowering
thorn,
Came riding up from his fields of corn.
General Washington's coach of state,
Lotind lor Cambridge, had reached the lane;
In il the general, grave, sedate,
Sat planning the course of a great campaign,
tor a terrible struggle posscs-e l the hind.
Anti the late < f a nation was in his hand!
Hiding before came horsemen twain;
h the truth he told they were young and vain;
I' l'gth, in the narrow road,
ihe farmer, perched on his fragrant load.
“Irfizy hones, haste! You are all too slow;
How can wo pass, we should like to know?
General Washington rides this way!
lurn out, turn out for the coach!'’ cried they.
Hut Parsons doubted the courier’s word,
ihe soldier hero?—’twas quite absurd!
Ho was still iu congress tho lust he heard!
Ho turned —looked buck through tho vista
green;
No sign of tho uncrowned king was seen.
These wero playful youths, it was very plainl
He would meet theirsport with uealmdisdain!
And his right to the road to the end maintain,
A droll procession in truth they made
That summer day in the green arched glade!
A frowsy eolt was the first in view.
Vanguard of the rustic’s retinue!
A white mure next, then oxen four
(“i ive cattle team,” tho name it bore);
Then the peasant prince, who a crown would
scorn,
High on his throne of fresh cut corn;
r J he baflled horsemen behind him came,
And last of all rode the one whoso namo
Was yet to conquer the pride of kings,
Whoso inith and courage the world yet eingsl
Still unmindful of rank so near,
Parsons tho order refused to hear,
When, nearing the ferry where all must watt—
“Make way, n ako way for the coach of stutci”
Again they cried in a stern command;
He plodded on till, whip in hand,
lie calmly got down at tho river’s brink
To let tho mare and the oxen drink!
Ho turned—and then, for the first time saw
The strong right arm of the colonies’ law!
A freeman true, he had dared to stand,
And the right to the king's highway demand
Ju tho face of the greatest in all the land!
Ho speechless stood, and his brown fnc*> paled.
While the scouts to their chief the affair de
tailed.
“lie w as right!” was Washington’s wiao reply;
'Tie’s as good a right to the road as 1!”
—Ernest X. I3agg iu Youth’s Companion.
Tlio Dewey System,
Tho Dewey system of cataloguing a
library was devised by Mr. Molvil Dew
ey, at present director of the state li
brary. In it all books are classified into
a certain number of principal subjects,
which, in alphabetical order, receive
numbers; for instance, astronomy may
bo 1. Then tho subjects aro divided,
and each division receives a decimal;
for example, history may be 1: thus
tlio history of astronomy is numbered
1.1. The divisions aro further subdi
vided, and each subdivision receives a
number expressing hundredths. Books
on the history of astronomy in America
might he 1.12.
After these come, when necer.sary,
further subdivisions sun, and men, in
practice, coma (he shelf marks, which
show where theUiook is to be found.
Tlio system, theoretically, is perfect;
practically it is cumbrous, and, except
to the cataloguer, unsatisfactory. Adapt
ed in various ways, it is used in many
libraries, however.—New York Sun.
Money Spent in War.
It costs *1,000 to kill a man. From
the Crimean war down tu that of 1870-1
the civilized nations of Europe and
America spent in destroying one another
$31,000,000,000. The wars of the last
100 years have cost *110,000,000,000,
without counting the sorrow, tho loss of
men and other results.—Cincinnati En
quirer. _
A Financial Crisis.
“My mother-in-law nevi r understands
a juke,” says a correspondent. “I finish
a good story, and sho always looks up
and asks,' ‘Well, what did tho oilier
man say?’ As she can't appreciate wit,
I was surprised to receive a letter from
her a few weeks after my little boy bad
swallowed a farthing, in which the last
words were, 'lias Ernest got over his
financial difficulties yet?'"—Exchange,
panics; 9.000,000 are burned in house-! plaguev contingency of being found out
Uol ~ * * '
Always Willing t» l.nrin.
Merchant (to persistent peddler)—Oh
don’t bother me this morning. 1 wish
you’d kindly leave me alone. • .. . .
Morris Abrams (producing wad)— i '. l ’.
Why, short inly, my front, how much alumo,,,a 18
and vot fndm-sht vill you gif?—Kate
Field’s Washington.
d and industrial tire grates. Each j —G. A. Bala iu London Sunday Times
ton contains sufficient ammonia to pro- i
duce, if treated with sulphuric acid, i mdsiiiK Canary Birds,
twentv-two to twenty-eight pounds of i 1" Germany tho poorer classes are
sulphate of ammonia. Tho total loss of i nearly till engaged in raising canaries,
tiiis fertilizing agent is therefore, say,
tie Kept Co and Medicine.
In a Bcotch village, where a young
j doctor had lately started practice, a
; workman hud tho misfortune to get his
„ . . j linger bruised badly iu one of tho mills,
who hud climbed throe flights of stairs i a doctor was sent for, and on properly
Suniutra lluffiilocH In Water.
The buffaloes in Bumatra, according
to an English traveler, in fear of the
tiger take refuge at night in the rivers,
where they rest in peace mid comfort,
with only their horns and noses sticking
above the water.
to set- Hi*' nuBWevde-querits editor.
"Hurd/' answered the editor, "us in
gcf.'” ,
“There goes every cent 1 won on New
Ytii'k!" rejoined Use caller, turning away
witii a heavy sigh.
Ami n induient later tiie melancholy
plica plac’d of his Weary feet, was heard
o-,I •!)•■ stairway, growing fainter and
fainter us he Went down and out lo face
a cold and ttufrlchdly World injuim-
CUiCttgo Tiibuu*,
dressing the finger tho man nearly
fainted. He was asked if he would take
a little spirits to revive him. “Mon,”
ho exclaimed with fooling, “that wud
just be tlio very life o’ me!” The doctor
gave him a good glass, which ho greed
ily swallowed, mid on recovering his
breath Ids first Words were, “Well, doc
tor, 1 kin unco' little uboot yer skill; but,
Handling a book with apparent re
spect or disrespect is of couse too fail-
turtle a standard to he accepted literal
ly, since physical awkwardness or nerv
As the price of sulphate of
£9 10s. tho ton, the mone
tary loss is £94,90.') every year. If we
were less wasteful we should not be so
much obliged to ransack Chili and Peru
for artificial uianures.—National Re-
view.
Tlu* Kng Doll.
The rag doll, dearer to tho heart of
childhood than any other sort of doll, is
quite the fashionable doll par excellence
at tho present moment. Unlike the ono
cur grand mothers made for their little
ones, the one cherished by the little
folks of today is of flesh colored silk jer
sey cloth or of cotton balbriggan of the
me color. Its body is filled witii cot
ousnesa may be responsible for harm ! ton, and its hair is in many rings of yol-
rnthcr than a lack of mental grace. * low single zephyr stitched on in loops.
' The face is painted, and when it is nec-
mon, ye^p grand
At the table of Uambaceres a sturgeon
of 187 pounds wo* served, brought on by
four footmen, preceded by two flutists,
four violinists mid a Swiss guardsman,
cssary to clean it lids faco can bo ro-
paiuted after tlio rest lias been washed,
as it can bu without injury,—Detroit
Feed .,
4
Several hundred thousand are shipped
every year to all parts of the world.
Thero is no industry like it in existence.
The birds uro strong and hardy and re
quire very little at tent ion; consequently
among the peasantry every family lias
is aviary, which is a constant source of
income, independent of the proceeds of
their daily toil. Tho buyers for the
New York houses make periodical trips
through tho country; the birds arc bought
and are soon on their way to Anicnca,
where they quickly become accustomed
to their gilded cages.—Pittsburg Record.
An Important Appeal.
Advertisements, especially of tho per
gonal kind, will frequently reward tho
searcher for unexpected ntiticlimnxcs.
The- following appeared in a New York
paper not long ago: “Willie 1 , return to
your distracted wife and frantic chii
dren! Do you want to hear of your old
mother's suicide? You will if you do
not let us know whore you aro at once.
Any way, send back y- ' ' lathers colored
BiecrsehhUm! ’—N«w Vvrit liiLame,
Tlu- Work of l!i« Interior Depart)!
Tho duties which devolve on the sec
retary tf the- interior were performed
prior to tho establishment of that post
by the beads of tiie- other departments.
The patent office was attached to tho
state department, the laud office to tho
treasury department, and the pensions
and tho Indians had been looked after
by tho war department.—New York Bun.
Tlio Limit of 1’opulRtlun.
Philosophers and st.it-sticians have
compared figures and fin : tlv.t i 'ic limit
of tlio earth's capacity i 000
human beings; also that (i-i* number
will be reached before tk" c'e-c of tho
Twenty-first century.— Bt. Louis Re
public.
Their I.iiisei'ltig Fragrance.
Miss Kajoiies, after an evening spent
in tho parlor, had returned to tlio family
ep.ting room on her way up stairs.
“Good night, papa,” she said, kissing
tl«> paternal Jones.
“Good night, dear,” lie answered,
“and pleasant dr—phew! What vile ci
gars young Ferguson smokes these
days!"—Chicago Tribune.
Hard tn Find.
Walter Sutterlee, tho artist, says one
of the greatest difficulties he meets is
tho lack of models in thisconntry whoso
hair is so black that it has blue or pur
ple lights in it. He adds that what ho
wants is common in Europe, hut al
most unattainable here.—Philadelphia
Ledger.
He Knew.
Judge—Come, you'd better plead guil
ty. Yen'll get off easier.
Prisoner—Ah, I twig yer lay.
want to get home to dinner!—L<
Tit-Bits.
Charlotte, N. C., boasts of a double
faced pofato. One side is claimed to bo
a perfect representation of u bear, and
the other, it is said, is a fair mold of a
calf.
St. Charles, Mo., during its existence
has been under tho dominion of three
flags—namely, Spain, Franco and the
United States.
»cr
London
A Bath joker in 1742 kidnaped all the
turnspit dogs in tho city on Saturday
night to deprive Hit. citizens ef theijfi
bj*t Ogy.^ _
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