The Darlington herald. (Darlington, S.C.) 1890-1895, November 02, 1892, Image 1
“IF FOR THE LIBERTY OF THE WORLD WE CAN DO ANYTHING.”
VOL. III.
DARLINGTON, SOUTH CAROLINA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1892.
NO. 9.
sorar Carious Slips of The Tongue.
: ..v
i The tongue is unruly in other ways
than that pointeU out in such vigor
ous terms by James tho Apostle. It
seems to sometimes take the bit’ll its
teeth, if so mixed a metaphor may
be permitted, and to run away from
the directing mind, with results that
hardly ever fail to cause no less con
fusion to the speaker than amuse
ment to the hearer. The incident of
the gentleman who, in cordially in
viting some friends to hear his p; s*
tor preach, said to them, “You may
occupew my pie,” is perhaps already
familiar. Equally laughter provok
ing was the transposition made by a
friend of mine who had undertaken
to recite Bret llarte’s “Heathen
Chinee,” and surprised both himself
and his audience by the statement
that
For ways that are dark
And for tricks that are vain
The heathen peeu is chiuoliur. -
It is probably because they more
frequently appear before the public
as speakers than any other chiss of
men that clergymen are the heroes
of the majority of the stories told as
to slips of the tongue. The Rev. Mr.
A has this to tell of the Rev. Mr.
B : Brother B is tall and
gaunt of figure, and pale and serious
of countenance. Once, in bringing
a meeting of special solemnity to a
close, he caused many a smile by
saying, impressively: “Now let us
pronounce the Doxology, and I will
sing the benediction.” Then as if
realizing that something had gone
w rong, he drew himself up, and look
ing, if possible, more solemn still,
added, “No; I mean I will sing the
benediction, and we will pronounce
the Doxology.” The quick wit of a
hearer, who at once started “Braise
God, from whom all blessings flow,”
in stentorian tones, rescued the others
from disgracing themselves by an
outburst of laughter. After the
meeting had dispersed, said Brother
B to Brother A : “Now,
you know, I saw that thing coming
wrong end first, but for the life of
me I could not turn it round.”
Here are some more amusing stories
of a similar character. It was but a
very insignificant change of a letter,
but it spoiled what was intended to
be an eloquent denunciation against
idolatry, when the preacher cried,
w ith impassioned earnestness, “.Bow
not thine eye to a needle,” having
meant to say, “Bow not thy knee to
an idol.” In the same way, the
young clergyman with the corract
Oxford pronunciation, in giving out
the hymn “Conquering Kings,” mere
ly stumbled over the first vowel; but
being unable to save himself, was
hurried over the precipice, and
startled his congregation with tin-
announcement, “The concluding
•hymn will be ‘Kinquering Congs,’
‘Kinquenng Congs.’” After that ex
perience he was in a position to fully
sympathize with his brother clergy
man who, in place of saying “Behold
the fig tree how it withereth away,”
asked his bewildered audience to
“Behold the whig tree how it
fithereth away.”
In simil ir case did the preacher
• find himself who, describing con
science, and dedring to get his listen
ers to recognize the promptings of its
inward voice in the half-formed
wishes of the mind, appealed to them
whether there was one present who
sometime or another “had not felt
within him the effect of a half-warm
ed fish.”—Harper’s Young People.
Foot Notes.
The following notes occur in the
Philadelpdia Form Journal.
A fast walk should add fifty dol
lars to the selling price of a young
horse. See that he is accustomed to
it from the stall while being trained.
j know of a mother w ho allowed
her seven-year-old son one egg for
every dozen he gathers, purchasing
his eggs at the end of each week.
Bhe reports no useless sitting hens,
no stolen nests and a boy w ith a tal
ent developing for business.
A good colt will sell. Remember
this is a fact unalterable. If you
have yoi.ng horses that don’t sell
take it for grunted that there is
some defect in them, either from
breeding or feeding.
Teach the colt one thing at a
time. W hen he has learned some
thing don’t let him forget it. Make
him go over it again and again. In
days following repeat it.
Don’t do a penny business with
yonr neighbors. Be generous with
them. You will loose nothing by it.
And agiin, don’t bore them to death
by borrowing everything they own.
You will gain nothing by it.
Six Cent Cotton Better Than
Twelve Cent Cotton.
Some time ago a two horse tenant
said: “1 tell you, I believe that (5
cent cotton is better for the farmer
than 12 cent cotton.”
We asked him to explain himself.
He said:
“You see when cotton is 12 cents
the farmer, especially if he is a poor
sort of one, will plant all of his best
ground in cotton. He will put the
poor edges in core and not manure
it and if he is pushed, as he ^ilways
is with a big cotton crop, he will
neglect his corn crop. When fall
conies it takes all of his 12 cent cot
ton to pay fur guano, clothing and
supplies. The first of January finds
him with about corn enough to last
till the first of March, a few half-
starved cattle around the lot, a sack
of western flour in the pantry and a
little piece of white western meat
hanging up in the kitchen. When
cotton is six cents, if the farmer has
any sense at all, he will raise corn,
sorghum syrup potatoes, oats, wheat,
hav, fodder and garden truck in
abundance with some to spare. When
his 6-ceut cotton is gathered and his
guano bill paid, the balance of the
money is clear. He can then lay in
clothing, sugar, coffee and farming
utensils for another year and be in
dependent of liens and mortgages.”
Do the farmers who read the Spar
tan agree with this tenant:' Do they
believe he is correct in his Conclu
sions? He has surplus syrup to hire
forty days hoeing next summer. His
surplus will help buy clothing sugar
and coffee.
Now if you incline to the opinion
that it is better to raise your supplies
than buy them, or do without, begin
at once to plan for your small grain
crop. Oats, especially the hardy
varieties may be sown up to first of
November. Sow for an abundant
wheat crop. Raise everything you
need. Do not depend on the store
for everything. Be independent and
self Wtpporting and then you will
prosper.—Carolina Spartan.
Where the Mouey does.
The Baltimore Sun has been in
vestigating the cost of “Protection”
to the consumers of the country, and
has been led to the adoption of some
figures which are startling enough to
arrest the attention of the most heed
less victim of that infamous system
of robbing the many for the profit
of the few. The Sun says:
“The amount the McKinley Act
takes out of our pockets each year is
made up of two items—the amount
of money obtained by the Govern
ment as revenue at the custom houses
from the exaction of the McKinley
tariff rates, and the amount obtained
by the protected manufacturers in
the shape of increased prices’ due to
the McKinley rates on their respec
tive products. The tariff rate puts up
the price of what is manufactured
hrieand keeps it up after prices have
fallen abroad) at Hie same time that
it puts up the price of what is im
ported from abroad. As the quanti-
lyof protected goods manufactured
here is five or six times the quantity
imported from abroad, it is evident
that we pay live or six times more to
protected manufacturers on account
of tariff rates, than we do to the (iov-
erumeiit. Few persons will deny
that we consume vastly more of pro
tected manufactures than of com
peting imported manufactures. This
being the fact, and taking the pro
portion to be five to one, we find that
while in 1891 we were paying $219,-
522,205 in tariff revenue to the Gov
ernment, we were paying over $1,-
095,000,000 into the pockets of our
tariff lords.”
Other authorities have made prac
tically the same estimate, on the basis
of a similar calculation, so that tre
mendous us the sumiippears it is not
far from correct. It is not necessary,
however, to stick to any definite state-
meut of the amount of the exactions
to which the people are subjected us
the penalty for their failure to think
for themselves and move in their own
d fence. The main fact is enough.
The beneficiaries of the tariff system
number only a few thousands at mo t,
and they divide among themselves an
enormom booty, amounting to hun
dreds of millions of dollars annually.
It is not a matter for surprise, in
v<ew of their ill-gotton gains, that
they fight so hard for the mainten
ance of the policy which has enrich-
e I them,' and that they should be so
libera 1 in spending their money at
every national election to put their
agents and servants in places in Con
gress, the White House and elsewhere
where they can work to the best ad
vantage.—News and Courier.
Things Were a Little IWixe*. WEAVING WAS AN ART
“Speaking of queer happenings in
newspu) ers offices recalls a little ex
perience of my own,” said Robert G.
Adair, now a guest of the Southern.
“The city editor of my home paper
was a great friend of mine, and when
I got married determined to give me
an elegant send off. I had never
been married before, and of course
knew no better than to send a basket
of champagne to a newspaper office
before the paper wept to press, 1 am
wiser now. In a country office every
body about the establishment, from
the editor-in-chief to the junior devil,
considers himself in on all the luxu
ries that make their appearance, and
that of the Boomerville Broad Axe
was no exception.
“The result was that my wedding
bells became inextricably mixed with
the paid puff of a cheap circus and
was estensibly marked ‘t. f.’ I im
mediately ordered my half of the re
markable advertisement out. it
stated that it was ‘worth double the
price of admission to see the blush
ing bride and her beauteous brides
maids come up the aisle in costumes
of white silk and turn a double
somersault over three monster ele
phants and a herd of camels.’ No
body could well doubt it. The bride
groom was described as ‘a young man
recently captured by a company of
military in the wilds of Borneo,’ and
who ‘went on all fours down the
aisle, with bis bride on his arm.’ It
is needless to say that every seat at
the circus was filled. My friends
had the audacity to tell me, however,
that the performance was a disap
pointment—that it was not as repre
sented in the advertisement”—-St.
Louis Globe Democrat.
Bits of Wisdom.
It is believed that nickel carbon L
soon to play an important part in
I metallurgy.
The only true brave people are
those who are not afraid of the
truth.
There isn't a man in the world
who is not serving some kind of a
master.
No religion can do you a bit of
good that does not make you try to
do good to others.
It seems to take a great deal of
trouble to get some people where
they can be happy.
'A hypocrite always stretches him-
eelf up a little taller every time he
sees a good man backslide.
It very often happens that the man
who is an iceburg in hi# church is a
boiling spring in his _ " cs.
Make it a rule to look upon the
bright side and you will soon find
that there is always a bright side to
look upon.
The main difference between a wise
man and a fool is that the wise man's
blunders always teaceh him some
thing.
People do not weigh much in
heaven who take pigeons to God’s
altar when they ought to go with
full-grown oxen and sheen.
One of the first things the business
man does who walks in the counsel
of the ungodly is to begin sawing
pieces from the end of his yard
stick.
Some of the people who think the
door of heaven ought to b -open wi le
enough to let in everybody are now
among the most anxious that folks
with the cholera shall be kept out of
the country.—From the Rum's Horn.
C'hivalric Maxims.
THE AGE OF PAPER.
IN THE DAYS OF HOMESPUN WOM
EN USED TO WORK HARD.
The sacred books of India contain
the following maxims:
“He who despises women despises
his mother.”
“W ho is cursed by a woman is
cursed by God.”
“The tears of a woman cal! down
the fire of heaven on those who make
them flow.”
“Flvil to dim who laughs at wo
man’s sufferings; God shall laugh at
his prayers.”
“It was at the prayer of a woman
that the Creator pardoned man.
Cursed be lie who forgets it,”
“\\ ho shall forget the sufferings
of his mother at his birth shall be
reborn in the body of an owl during
three successive transmigrations.”
“There is no crime more odious
than to persecute a woman.”
“When women are honored the
divinities are content; but when they
are not honored all undertakings
fail.”
“The households cursed by women
to whom they have not rendered the
homage due to them find themselves
weighed down with rum and destroy
ed as if they had been struck by
some secret power.
“It is time to appreciate all things
at their true value.”
O’tr Grandmothers Used to Spend Much
Time Spinning, Weaving, Knitting, Net
ting and Embroidering—They Manu
factured All Their Own Cloth.
In the days of homespun four ounces
of lint, cotton or a half pound of lock
wool was a day's stint in spinning,
though a clever spinner could easily do
twice as much. Wool was often colored
before spinning—dyed black or red, then
carded with white. The resultant
thread, steel or red mixed, was wonder
fully soft and harmonious in color.
Old silk carefully raveled, then carded
with white wool or cotton, made the silk
mixed that was such a favorite for the
long stockings worn with knee breeches,
as well as for homespun gowns. They
were woven in cheeks, stripes and cloud
ings. One of the prettiest was dice
cloth—a kind of basket weave—of alter
nate white and black or gray threads,
thirteen to the group. It was trouble
some to weave—a thread too many made
a balk in the pattern. Children and
servants had simple checks in blue or
copperas and white. Linseys for winter
wear were gorgeous in green and scar
let and black ami blue.
Dyeing was part of the home work, as
well as weaving and spinning. From
walnut hulls, bark and root came twen
ty shades of brown. Green walnuts and
sumach berries gave a beautiful fast
black that did not stain the wearer.
Hickory hark or peach leaves gave a
glowing yellow; swamp maple, a black
ish pnrple: sugar maple, a light leather
tint, and oak hark, set with copperas, a
handsome grayish color. In fact, a
skilled dyer could get twenty colors
from the woods and fields.
Except for flannels, carpets and
blankets the warp was usually of flax or
cotton. A very pretty carpet had half
the warp of coarse wool doubled—a
strand of green and one of brown. In
weaving when the Woof came upjier-
most a very coarse wool thread was shot
in. When the cotton eamo up a very
fine thread caught and held it almost in
visibly. Beaten up thick the effect was
that of a mossy, clouded Turkey fabric.
Other carpets were woven in stripes or
plain, like webbing, the woolen woof
threads passing over and under the cot
ton warp two at a time.
Size was estimated by the number of
threads that, laid side by side, made
cloth the regulation yard wide. Tin
coarsest was 400. From that it went up
and up with hardly a limit except that
of the spinners’skill and patience. There
was scarcely anything they couldn't
weave on the looms—jersey and serge,
and cotton and linsey, house linen, 1h>c1
linen, blankets and counterpanes. The
counterpane was homespun high watei
mark. Woolen ones had usually the
figure in colors skipped up on a white
or blue ground. Those of cotton were
left white and bleached till they dazzled
the eyes. Of some easy patterns a
clever woman could weave eight yards
in a day.
Of honeycomb, huckaback and dia
mond draper three yards was a good
day’s work. Fancy patterns were more
tedious. The crown of skill and patience
was knotted cloth. The weave was per
fectly plain, but at intervals of an inch
a big soft cord was woven in and pulled
up in little knots all along its length.
Over the body of the cloth they formed
regular diamonds. For the center they
made an elaborate aratiesque design.
Down one side of the spread the maker
generally drew them up to shape her
initials, with either the date of making
in roman letters or her husband's name
opposite, to balance her own.
There was room, and to spare. Beds
in those days stood four feet from the
floor. Counterpanes were three yards
by four without the fringe, which was
either woven with dates and initials in
the deep open heading or knitted in
open lozenge pattern to which deep tas
sels were attached. It fell over a val
ance, also homespun, and was either
fringed or edged with netted points at
the bottom.
Weaving was not the sum of house
wifery in Uiat era. The good dames
knew as much of embroidery as their
favored great-granddaughters. One of
them has left behind her a monumental
piece of work, in which can lie found no
less than nineteen different stitches,
many of them among the rarest and
most difficult known.
The netting needle and stirrup filled
up many a day.- The lied was the piee,
de resistance in furnishing then. It wu«
a tall four jHister, and, besides counter
pane and valance, had netted curtains
and netted iioints, edging the long pil
low and bolster cases. Window cur
tains were netted, too, besides edgings
and fringes for all kinds of household
articles. In particular the "toilets"
that fell over the high square bureaus
had often a netted fall half a yard deep
around them. In addition,caps, ruffles,
purses and fichus were netted. The lat
ter were called dress handkerchiefs, and
folded high about the throat over the
low cut gowns. On them the netter
lavished her choicest art.
Sometimes the mesh was as fine al
most as bobhinet. Netted capes were
high in favor, hut the square with long
ends was accounted better for young
women. Sometimes they had fringe or
tassels about the edge, or even a ruffle
of the net with a big pattern run in.
The handsomest finish was embroidery.
For that the net was tacked smooth
over cloth, the figures were wrought
through,, both, then the under fabrics
were cut away, leaving something
closely approaching old rose point.
The women who practiced these arts
■nude tatting, knit lace, stockings, mit
tens, tufted gloves, overshoes, comfort
ers, garters, galluses and many things
besides. Before their works follow
them it might bo well if some collector
should gather up and keep safe for later
generations a representative array of
the homespun masterpieces.—New York
Sun.
A Timely Pretest.
Sarah K. Bolton, through an article
in The Independent, utters a timely pro
test against the wedding present nui
sance and extortion. She says—what
every sensible person knows and con
cedes -that wedding presents have come
to he a burden, and to a considerable
extent simply a matter of pride.
The Time la Coming When Paper Will
He the Only I'aeful Thing,
The world has seen its iron age and its
brazen age, but this is the age of paper.
We are making so many things of paper
that it will soon be true that without
paper there is nothing made. We live
in paper houses, wear paper clothing,
and sit on paper cushions in paper cars
rolling on paper wheels. If we lived in
Bergen, Norway, we could go on Sun-
lays to a paper chnrcb.
We •‘do a! paper business over paper
counters, braying paper goods, paying for
them with paper money, and deal in-
paper stocks on paper margins. W>frow
races in paper boats for paper prizes.
We go to paper theaters where paper
actors play to pajier audiences.
As the age develops the coming man
will become more deeply enmeshed in
the pajier net. He will awake in the
morning and creep from under Hie pa
per clothing of his pajier bed and put
on his paiier dressing gown and his pa
per slippers. He will walk over ; per
carpets, down paper stairs, ami : .it’
himself in a paper chair will rea l the
paper news in the morning paper. A
paper bell will call him to his breakfast,
cooked in a paper oven, served on paper
dishes, laid on a paper cloth on a paper
table. He will wipe his lips with a pa
per napkin, and having put on his paper
shoes, paper hat anti paper coat, and
then taking his jiaper stick (he has the
choice of two descriptions already), he
will walk on a paper pavement or ride
in a pai>er carriage to his paper office
He will organize paper enterprises ana
make paper profits.
He will sail the ocean on paper steam
ships and navigate the air in palter bal
loons. He will Miioke a paper cigar or
paper tobacco in a paper pipe, lighted
with a palter match. He will write
with a pape- pencil, whittle paper sticks
with a paper knife, go fishing with a
paper fishing rod, a paper line and a
palter hook, and put his catch in a paper
basket. He will go shooting with a
paper gun. loaded with paper cartridges,
and will defend his country in pape-
forts with paper cannon ami paper bombs
Having lived his paper life and achieved
a paper fume and paper wealth, he will
retire to paper leisure and die in paper
peace. There will be a paper funeral,
at which the mourners, dressed in paper
crajte, will wipe their eyes with paper
handkerchiefs, and the preacher will
preach in a paper pulpit. lie will lie in
a paper coffin; he has a chance of doing
so already if he is a pajier—we mean
pauper. He will bo wrapped in a paper
shroud, his name will be engraved on a
palter plate, and a paper hearse, adorn tl
with paper plumes, will cairy him to a
paper lined grave, over which will be
raised a paper monument.--Paper Rec
ord.
About What to Kat.
If asked what I would place of high-
sst importance in family diet 1 would
answer without hesitation abundance of
fruit. The apple is far more invaluable
Ilian we have yet estimated. It should
be eaten before meals, ami not after.
Not a member of my family, myself in
cluded, but eats one, two or more before
breakfast si long as they are obtainable,
and as man- before dinner—about half
an hour bef -e the meal. As soon as the
fruit is begun we stop all study or work,
and spend the half hour in spurt’or
walking or conversation.
After meals we rest in tho same man
ner for one hour. No child is allowed
to study during this time. Nothing is
lost, for the head is thus kept out of
conflict will the stomach. Cereals, next
to fruit, are of prime importance. I
recommend highly such preparations as
parched farinose--any food where the
cooking is done liefore the grinding.
Uofla and granules are of this sort. As
for meat, it must be at each one's option
to be sure, but let us be sparing in our
carnivorous tastes.—St. Louis Globe-
Democrat.
Fraudulent Jewels.
Since solutions of aniline dyes possess
the property of imparting to genuine
jewels as well as glass paste a deep,
rich color if left long enough immersed
in them, and since they possess also the
pnqierty of imparting precisely the char
acteristic color of a genuine jewel, ti e
swindler has it not only in his power to
dye cut glass paste, but also inferior cut
gems, of *he color of a ruby, an emerald
or a sapphire, since fuchsine is the hand
somest ruby red shade, while bleu de
Paris imitates absolutely that of the
sapphire, and aniline green that of the
emerald.
Such a fraud, however, can be made
still more complicated by using genuine
off colored rubies, sapphires or emeralds
and dyeing them with the correspond
ingly aniline dyes, thereby raising their
value tenfold. It is exceedingly diffi
cult to recognize this fraud, because the
color of such a well corroded jewel can
no longer be washed off, even with hot
water. Only the bleaching power of
sunlight might after a time assist in re
vealing the swindle.—Jewelers’ Circu
lar. •
How Wutlo Hampton UHed Cigars.
Wade Hampton never smoked cigars
in a rationa. way like the rest of man
kind. Instead, he took the cigars as he
bought them and crushed them to pow
der la-tween the palms of his hands and
made use of the fragments as the old
regime use snuff. Tho coarse bits were
thrown away, and in the military com
mittee room, of which he was so long
an occupant, there was always a pile of
cigar shavings on the floor beside his
chair. The finest cigars in the market
were none too good to be treated this
way, and more than one genuine cigar
smoker has been moved to expostnlution
as he has seen Hampton dispose of a fine
weed in such an unceremonious way.—
Kate Fiild's Washington.
Natural Faint.
Twenty miles from Newcastle, North
umberland county, New Brunswick, a
deposit of natural paint (9(1 per cent,
oxide of iron) has been discover' d, bp '
so pure that it does not require refining
or even manufacture, since it is ready
for mixing with oil in the proportion of
two i>ounds of paint to a gallon of oil.—
pYrO ***•»**<»
Not Much Difference.
Little Boy—1 wish 1 had a rabbit.
Mr. Fourthfloor—What would you do
with a rabbit in a flat?
Little Boy—Well, 1 guess a rabbit
could get along here ’bout as well as I
can.—Good News.
XVuIleU Cities In India and China.
The first glimpse we get of an eastern
wall 1 city unfolds at once memories of
our childhood days, which have perhaps
never been awakened since, and the pic-
tares of oar childish books, which im
pressed themselves so vividly upon onr
minds, are reprodneed in the bright col
ors of old, when we are brought face to
face with the qnaint battlements and
the dark gateways, with the accessories
of bright, burning sunshine and tur-
baned figures and processions of camels
and the listless calm of ths-tropical land.
Buch old cities are still to be seen in In
dia, still walled in- the old fashion and
still peopled by the figures of the Biblical
picture hook.
Closely akin to them are those walled
towns standing on the canals of mid-
China, passing through which, say at
the close of day, when every tower ami
every roof stands out clearly cut against
the brilliant western sky and we are
challenged by a grotesque figure, armed
with a spear and probably wearing
armor, the illusion is complete, and for
the moment we find it hard to realize
that we are traveling at the end of the
Nineteenth century.
Even in much changed Japan there
are old cities which still retain their walls
of the age of feudalism, and in the very
heart of the capital the imperial palace
is surrounded by the same quaint forti
fications which in old troublous times
made it an imperinm in imperio, al
though the walls are crumbling and the
gates are never shut, and the moats have
been abandoned to the lotus and to carp
of monstrous size and fabulous age.—
Cor. Chicago Herald.
ORGANIZATION.
THE PROBLEM THAT HAS AGITATED
WOMEN FOR MANY YEARS.
Tile Azores.
In inso the Azores came under the
power of Spain, ami in the history of
the next twenty years their name is fre
quent as the favorite battleground of
the English and Spanish fleets. The
partiality was, indeed, mainly on the
side of the former, and for a good rea
son. These islands lay right in the
track of all vessels sailing to and from
that enchanted regii n known then to
all men as the Spanish Slain. On the
highest peak of Terceira, whence in
clear weather the sea could be scanned
for leagues around, were raised two col
umns, and by them a man watched
night and day. When he saw any sails
approaching from the west he set a flag
upon the western column, one for each
sail; if they came from the east a simi
lar sign was set up ou the eastern col
umn.
Hither in those days fame up out of
the mysterious western seas the great
argosies laden with gold and silver and
jewels, with silks and spices and rare
woods, wrung at the cost of thousands
of harmless lives and cruelties unspeak
able from the fair lands which lie be
tween the waters of the Caribbean sea
and the giant wall of the Andes. And
hither, when England too began to turn
her eyes to El Dorado, came the great
war galleons of Spain and Portugal b
meet these precious cargoes and convoy
them safe irto Lisbon or Cadiz before
those terrible English sea wolves could
get scent of the prize.—Macmillan's
Magazine.
s Important Advice.
A gentleman who b* lieved that to an
important extent clothes made the msn,
even when the man is a royal personage,
visited the Comte de Chambord at Froiis-
dorf a few years ago. The Comte de
Chambord was the grandson of Charles
X, the last Bourbon 1- ing of France, and
the French Royalists called him Henri
V, and hoped, until his death, in 1883, to
restore him to the throne. The mar
quis, of whom this story is told, was a
Parisian, a man of fashion and an ar
dent Royalist. The Comte de Chambord
was glad of an opportunity to talk over
political affairs with a man who must
know what was going on in Paris; io
after a few minutes’ chat he said: “Mar
quis, it is not often that I have a chance
to talk with any one so well informed
on the signs of the times in Paris as
yourself. Now in case I return to Paris,
what would you advise me to do?”
He waited for a bit of profound po
litical philosophy. The marquis looked
at “Henri the Fifth” and hesitated.
Should he venture on a great liberty’
But his advice had been asked; as a
loyal subject he would give it frankly.
“Sire—monseigneur,” he stammered, “1
think you had better give up your Ger
man tailor and have your trousers made
iu Paris.” “My trousers!” “Yes, sire;
pardon me, but your trousers are out of
fashion.”—San Francisco Argonaut.
Strange Kflectc of Kztreme Cold.
Dr. Moss, of the English polar expe
dition of 1875-7, among many other
things, tells of the sti ange effects of the
extreme cold u]>on the candles they
burned. The temperature was from 35
to 50 degs. below zero, and the doctor
says he was considerably discouraged
when ujion looking at his candle he di.,-
covered that the flame "had all it could
do to keep warm.” It was so cold that
the flame conld not nr It all of the tallow
of the candle, but was forced to eat its
way down, leaving a sort of skeleton
candle standing. There was heat enough,
however, to melt odd shaped holes in
the thin walls of tallow, the result be
ing a beautiful lacelikc cylinder of white
with a narrow tongue of yellow flame
burning on the inside and sending out
many streaks of light into the darkness.
—St. Louis Republic.
What Organisation Has Done for Fe
males—One Writer Says That It Is a
Mistake for Women to Regard Men as
Enemies—Men Hav$ Helped. Them.
The prob|hm of organization is one
which has agitated women, who work
ever since the sex has been regarded as
a factor in industrial competition, and
ft. I* apparent, from, the almost dailydis-
cniwions of the subject, that it is no
nearer solution than it was at its incep
tion. The relative sides of the contro
versy, whether organization assists in
the amelioration of the sex from the evil
effects of prejudice, have many cham
pions who argue the question of princi
ple with much wisdom and enthusiasm.
To a casual observer, or even one who is
interested in the outcome of the agita
tion without taking part in it, the
affirmative side of the proposition would
seem to be the most logical and popular,
and there are many evidences to sub
stantiate this view.
It is scarcely ten years since organiza
tion was tried by industrial women, and
an observer epitomizes the result in
these words: “Organization has in the
first place compelled the recognition of
female workers as competitors by the
males, who previously usurped the fields
into which women have since ventured
and succeeded; organization has demon
strated the capabilities of woman more
than individual merit could have ever
done; it has rendered women independ
ent of the influences of men in the ad
justment of labor and social difficulties
and in the matter of compensation.”
Taking this view of the matter, which,
it may be explained, is advanced by a
Wisconsin lady who is much interested
in the subject, it would seem that or
ganization has not only done much to
promote the advancement of women,
but has in addition opened up a broad
field for discussion as to the claims of
women for lecognition in other than an
industrial sense. Our correspondent
argues that “a woman who, in the face
of the strong opposition of men engaged
in similar industrial pursuits, succeeds
in elevating herself by her own efforts
to an equal plane with them, is certain
ly entitled to consideration as a factor
in both the social and official spheres of
life.”
The argument is so logical and patent
to the student of the social and indus
trial status of women that it needs no
comment. The assumption, however,
that men oppose the progress of women
and in any way seek to retard their ad
vancement and restrict their capacity
as competitors is ungenerons and, in a
large measure, will do much to inspire
prejudice in men against women. The
facts all tend the other way.
Men are not only not opposed to wom
en as fellow workers, but would, if en
couraged, do more to assist women in
their struggle for supremacy than any
other influence could possibly do. The
developments of the agitation in the
past few years have shown this. Work
ing women have appealed to the national
congress and to the legislative bodies of
several states for recognition and have
obtained it, purely through the assist
ance of men who realized the justice of
the demands. Without the assistance
of these men the recognition could never
Lave been secured.
Further than this, women have found,
when seeking to obtain the questionable
benefits of organization achieved by
men, that they had only to be sincere to
secure the s .me. If men are once satis
fied that female workers are sincere in
their efforts to secure independence, and
are willing o render all social proposi
tions subservient to the purpose, women
will have no cause for accrediting an
tipathy to men, but on the other hand
will precipitate the millennium of their
ambitions much sooner than by working
alone.
The natural conclusion to be deducted
from these 'onditions is, That women
shall combine their own (as yet disor
ganized and incomplete) interests with
those of men. Organization under such
circumstances will obtain for a woman
what she wants. Men are to bo made
friends, not enemies. To obtain recog
nition from their admirably organized
systems of industrial pursuits is as
much of a triumph for working women
as they will ever secure. This can be
done by working with them, not against
them.—A Club Woman in Jenness Mil
ler Illustrated.
An Unlucky Number.
“I should think Pope Leo XIII would
be a very unhappy man?” said Judge
Pennybunker. “1 should think he
would be troubled with dreadful fore-
boilings?”
“Why so?" asked Colonel Yerger.
“Because he can never sit down to the
table without being the thirteenth—Leo
XIII,” replied Judge Pennybunker.—
Texas Siftings.
Materials for Glass.
For making the best mirrors tho ne
cessary silica is obtained from ordinary
white quartz, while common window
panes are produced from sea sand to a
large extent.—Washington Star.
The rapid progress of photography in
the discovery on the one hand of new
wonders in the heavens, and the revela
tion on the other hand of many hitherto
hidden facts concerning familiar objects
upon the earth, is one of the most nota
ble phenomena of this distinctively sci
entific age.
AT FIFTY-ONE.
Jesting Is over with nfe forever—
Life is too sober at fifty-one;
No longer I worship the witty and clever;
Things that amuse me 1 loathe and'shan.
I have come to the summit and now began
To sink to the vale on the other side;
There's a damp in the air, there's a gloom on
the snn,
Whose waning tho vapors of Orcos hide.
And my fellow travelers, left and right.
Fall away from the track, as we downward
hie, ♦ •
To their several homes; they are not in sight.
Bit I hear the bells as they bid goodby I
How lonely I feel as I get more high
To my destined inn—a dismal place .
Shut from all glimpse of the goodly sky
And the suhshinp of every friendly face!
Yet what is to dread? There's a Master there
Full of pity, to welcome the weary guest,
Who will bind the footsore and have good care
Of every poor soul who seeks his rest.
I tremble to go to him, unconfessed.
I bear him no letters from priest or pope.
But I carry a passport within my breast
Of his own sure word, and a deathless hope.
—Thomas W. Parsons in Boston Journal.
Glaciers.
Glaciers plunge into the sea in many
■ cold countries and perish by drowning,
their dismembered remains floating
away as bergs. But their end is by dis
solution where the annual mean
temperature rises considerably above
the freezing point. At some certain
level they melt faster than they can
flow, and so terminate.
The level indeed is a fluctuating one.
Icelandic glaciers are now steadily ad
vancing. Swiss glaciers, according to
M. Forel, have undergone during the
present century five alternating periods
of diminution and growth.
The meteorological changes occasion
ing and emphasized by these oscillations
are very slight. Their character, how
ever, is unmistakable, and such as might
have been anticipated. That is to say,
glacial decrease accompanies a warm
! and dry cycle; glacial increase, one that
I is damp and cold.
Without one additional degree of cold
it is conceivable that a persistently aug
mented deposit of snow upon the Ger-
stenhomer and the Schneestock, al
though otherwise scarcely perceptible,
might enable tho Rhone glacier - to over
whelm Brieg.
But this would he an exceedingly
small step toward the restoration of a
former state of things, when an ico
stream close upon 250 miles in length,
starting from the same source, crossed
the frozen or nonexistent lake of Ge
neva, and debouched by Culoz upon
Lyons. Without severe cold as well as
heavy precipitation, ice could not pos
sibly have gained so great an ascend
ancy. And this was no local phenom
enon—it was simultaneously prevalent
over widely separated tracts of the
rarth’a surface.—Edinburgh Review.
An Ornament to the Profession.
The political orator was just warming
xp to his subject.
“Gentlemen,” ho said impressively,
"the groat party of freedom—the party
that has upheld the dignity of the Ameri
can eagle and strengthened it so that it
is now able to flap its wings in the face
ef tho British lion, or any other animal
du the European continent—male no
mistake when it nominated that able
and representative citizen, William
Montgomery Blinks, for alderman from
this ward. A young man of sterling
integrity and progressive ideas, he en
tered upon the study of law soon aft< r
graduating from one of the free schools
with which this glorious country is
blessed, and upon being admitted to the
bar he at once became an ornament to
his profession—I beg yu\ir pardon, sir,
did you say anything?”
“I did,” replied the tall, angular man
in the back of tho hall.
“May I ask you to repeat the remark?
I didn’t quite catch it.”
"I said you were right”
“Certainly, sir. 1 am glad you”
“He’s been an ornament to the profes
sion, 1 suppose, but that’s all. He never
has been any use to it. And, gentb-men,
are we looking for ornaments to put on
the ticket?”—Detroit Free Press.
Th. Colored Light. In Komnn Cnnillra.
In making Roman candles a cylin
drical case is taken and packed with a
lot of stars. At the bottom of the case
they put some of the composition they
put in rockets, and on top of each star
is some mc-e of it. By mixing certain
chemicals green and red lights are
produced. Green lights like those used
in death scenes ou the stage at the the
ater are made by mixing a great quan
tity of nitrate of barytes with small
quantities of sulphur, chlorate of pot
ash, charcoal pulverized and arsenic.—
New York Evening Sun.
What a "Doublet” I».
The doublet is the imitation of a jewel,
the lower part of which, the culet, is an
appropriately colored paste, while the
upper part, the table, is an inferior gen
uine gem, both being fastened upon the
culet with a water clear cement. These
doublets can readily be distinguished by
the expert.—Jewelers’ Circular.
An Architect's i'lenn Shirt Front.
George Meikle Kemp’s indifference to
dress is amusingly illustrated by an in
cident which occurred when he was
called upon to attend a committee meet
ing, in order to discuss the restoration
of Glasgow cathedral. Ho performed
tho journey from Edinburgh to Glas
gow on foot, ami on arriving at his des
tination it occurred to him that a fresh
shirt front would freshen his toih t to a
sufficient degree.
He bought the article, put it on, ami
quite satisfied with his immaculate ap
pearance waited on the committee, ami
then, business dispatched, called upon a
relative.
“Why, George,” cried that “plain
spoken” person, “what have you licen
doing to your shirt collar? Just look i.i
tho glass and see what a fright you are!"
Kemp looked in the mirror and then
burst into hearty laughter.
“It does nut matter now," he said,
“for, fright and all as 1 am, I hae been
among the great folks."
Ho had forgotten to remove his travel
stained collar, and there it appeared,
rising majestically above the new and
spotless one.—Youth's Companion.
Made a Bronze Medal.
Joseph Moore, of Birmingham, a die
sinker, made his reputation by a medal
in bronze four inches in diameter, of
which few copies were struck. On one
side he showed in pretty high relief the
“Salvator Mundi” of Leonardo da Vinci
and on the other tho “Christus Con-
solator" of Ary Scheffer. The latter
wrote in thanks for a copy of the work,
“Your medal has immortalized my pic
ture; it will outlive the canvas.”—New
York Times.
The Tailor Made Suit.
In fitting a cloth suit the modes of
fitting peculiar to the tailor are many
in number, but good in result. The
' measurements are numerous; the first
j fitting is an ordinary cotton lining; the
second one a silk lining; the third one
the silk and the material: the fourth one
j the almost finished bodice, which usual-
1 ly needs then only a few mistakes recti-
' tied, and there is the finished bodice for
tho head tailor to see in its entirety. No
critic is so severe as is the master of the
establishment, and a slight wrinkle will
cause him to order the taking apart of
tho bodice and the making it so that it
fits like the proverbial glove. The same
care is shown in fitting a skirt, and at
the really good tailor's a long train cloth
skirt, unless it were for evening or house
wear, is not even considered. — Mrs.
Million in Ladies’ Homo Journal.
It is stated ts remarkable that in most
ancient statues the second toe is longer
than the great toe. The reverse is the
case iu men of the present time.
Amaziah, king of Judah, fled from
Jerusalem on the discovery of a con
spiracy against him, but was followed
Mid killed.
The EarlicMt Llghtliouftefl.
Fire towers at the entrances to ports
were established in the earliest historic
, times. Bonfires were built on top of
them at night,—Washington Star.
Lake Erie, it is said, produces UOK
i fish to the square mile than any body ut
| water in the world. This is liecau e of
I the result of the good work done by the
fl*b wssUmIodk*
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