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VOL. III.
DARLINGTON, SOUTH CAROLINA, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1892.
NO.
• iT.
THE PBESHEHTIH tHIICES.
DOUBTFUL STATES BOTUERUVG
POLITICAL PROPHETS.
Various Combinations by Which
Either Cleveland Harrison
Way Win. The Odds,
However, in Favor
of the Democra
cy.
The Presidential campaign enters
upon its closing stage with a larger
number of “doubtful” States to
bother the political prophets thau
they have had in similiar contests
for many years. All authorities ad
mit this, and all have reached that
conclusion by studing the returns
from the few State elections which
have been held since the campaign
began. The general effect of all these
elections has been against Republi
can prospects in the •Nation, for they
have shown that the party is weakei
in the North than it has been in
previous contests, and that it has
made no headway in the South. The
causes assigned by the Republican:-,
themselves for the falling off in their
party’s strength in Vermont and
Maine foreshadow similar losses in
other Republican Stales in Novem
ber, for the chief of them, the secret
ballot and Republican apathy, will
enter into tlu Presidential election in
all of them. 'Che Republicans must,
therefore, confront in the election
many more chances for defeat than
they had reason to anticipate a few
weeks ago, and many more such
chances than will confront their op
ponents, for the prospects of the lat
ter have been greatly improved by
the demonstration that the solid
South cannot be broken.
In order to sue clearly what the
chances on both sides are, let us
divide the States, with their electoral
votes, into the followiug:
SURELY DEMOCRATIC.
11 Missouri
Alabama
Arkansas •
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maryland
Michigan
Mississippi
SURELY REPUBLICAN,
17
8 New Jersey 10
North Carolina 11
.South Carolina 0
Tennessee 12
Texas 15
Virginia 12
8 West Virginia 6
4
»! Total
173
California
9 Oregon
4
Colorado
4 Pennsylvania
32
Idaho
3 Rhode Island
4
llliuois
24'South Dakota
4
Kansas
10; Vermont
4
Maine
6 Washington
4
Michigan
10 Wyoming
3
Minnesota
9
Nebraska
8
Total
161
Ohio
23
DOUBTFUL.
Connecticut
6
N. Hampshire
4
Indiana
15
New York
36
Iowa
13
North Dakota
3
Massachusetts
15
Wisconsin
12
Montana
3
Nevada
3
Total
110
The full Electoral College com
prises 444 votes, mid 223 will be le-
quired to elect. It will be seen by
the above classification that the
Democrats will need to gain 50 votes
from the doubtful States to elect
their candidates, and the Republi
cans will need to gain 62. We have
placed all the Southern States in the
Democratic list, and all of them are
conceded to the Democrats with the
exception of West Virginia, which
is still claimed for the Republicans
by some of their prophets, for the
only reason that “Ste\e” Elkins lives
there and is devoting his personal
energies, both as a political manipu
lator and as a Cabinet Minister, to
the carrying of it for Harrison and
Reid. This reason for considering
it doubtful does not strike us as suf
ficient to justify its transfer from
the Democratic column. We have
left Illinois in the Republican
column, though there are not want
ing reasons for considering it a
doubtful State this year. We have
also left South Dakota and Washing
ton in that colum.i, though they are
not by any means absolutely assured
to Harrison. All the ten States
which we have placed in the doubt
ful column are there for reasons
which are in most cases too well
known to require statement here.
Montana is placed there because it is
believed to be as uncertain a State as
Connecticut or Indiana, and Nevada
and North Dakota are placed there
because it is well nigh certain that
both of them will be lost to the Re
publicans on the silver issue. In all
probability both of them will cast
their electoral votes for Gen. Weaver,
the candidate of the People’s party.
When we come to consider the com
binatioiis by which the Democrats
to elect their candidates we find the
following:
Sure Democratic States 173
New York 33
Indiana or Massochusetts 15
Total 223
It will be observed that victory foi
either party will be comparatively
easy with the thirty-six votes of New
York, and more or less difficult with
out those votes. With those votes
the Democrats are surer of winning
than the Republicans, as our com
binations show. In all the Republi
can combinations without New York,
Indiana is an absolute necessity for
success, together with Massachusetts,
Iowa and Wisconsin, yet Indiana if*
to-day an almost certain Democratic
State. The chances for the Demo
crats carrying it are excellent, as they
are for their carrying New York.
With these two States added to their
column the Democrats will have an
easy victory, and if they lose both,
they will have at least as many
chances for success as their oppo
nents. It is possible, of course, that
the People’s party may develop just
enough strength in the new States to
prevent either Cleveland or Harrison
getting a majority of the Electoral
College, in which case the election
will go to Congress and Cleveland
will be chosen President.—New York
Evening Post.
A Bedside Prayer.
WILL IT FILL THE BILLt
Total
224
Sure Democratic States
173
New York
36
Iowa
13
Montana
3
Total
225
Sure Democratic States
173
New York
36
Wisconsin
12
Connecticut
6
, Total
227
Sure Democratic States
173
Indiana
15
Massachusetts
15
Wisconsin
15
Iowa
13
Total . ^
228
All these combinations are
made
on a basis,of only four Democratic
electoral votes iu Michigan, thenum-
uer which the Republicans concede.
The Democrats claim that they will
get more than this, from live to seven.
Giving them live, this combination
could he made:
.3ure Democratic States
IT.
Indiana
15
Iowa
13
Massachusetts
15
Connecticut
Total
223
On the Republican side the follow-
mg combinations are possible:
oure Republican States
10i
New York
3h
Massachusetts or Indiana
15
Wiiiconsin
12
Total
224
sure Republican States
Ihi
New York
3h
Massachusetts or ludiatia
lo
Iowa
13
Total
22o
Sure Republican States
161
New York
3b
Massachusetts
15
Connecticut
6
New Hampshire
4
Montana
8
Total
225
Sure lb-publican States
161
Masssachusetts
15
Indiana
15
Iowa
13
Wisconsin
12
Connecticut
0
Montana
3
Total
225
Sure Republican States
161
Massachusetts
15
Indiana
15
Iowa
13
Wisconsin
12
New Hampshire
4
Montana
3
These beautiful lines were found
among the papers of one whose years
were spent in loving devotion to his
Master’s cause.
The day U ended; ere I sink to rest,
My weary spirit seeks repose in
Thine;
Father, forgive my trespass and keep
This little life of mine.
With loving kindness curtain Thou
my bed,
Ami cool In rest my burning pilgrim
feet;
Thy pardon be the pillow for my head
8o shall my sleep be sweet.
At peace with all the world, dear Lord
and Thee
No fears my soul’s unwavering faith
can shake
All’s well, whichever side the grave
for me,
The morning light may break.
A Short Prohibition Bill Proposed
by Representative Blease.
During the recent campaign the
comity candidates for legislative
honors discussed somewhat the ques
tion of prohibition, but all were
pledged to abide the re. ult of the
prohibition box.
A large majority of the votes cast
in this sejnflate box were for prohi
bition. The question will come up
before the next Legislature. There
will probably be a variety of bills on
the subject, and the trouble is going
to be among the prohibitionists them
selves or rather those who have been
elected pledged to prohibition. If
there should be some who are op
posed to prohibition themselves, but
whose constituents voted for prohibi
tion, they will no doubt ease their
conscience and explain the matter
away to their constituents on the
ground of objection to the bill itself.
Governor Tillman is not pledged to
prohibition, but his position is known
to be a division of the license between
the town and the comity.
The action of the Legislature on
this question will be watched with
interest.
lion. Dole L. Blease has prepared
a bill which he says he will intro
duce at the beginning or the session,
rite followim; is the the text of the
bill:
Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the State
of South Carolina, now met and sit
ting in General Assembly, and by the
authority of the same:
Section 1. That from and after
die first day of April, A. I). 18H3, no
person shall manufacture for sale,
sell, keep for sale, exchange, barter
or dispense any intoxicating liquor,
wine, beer or bitters for any purpose
whatever in this State: Provided:
I'hat nothing contained in this Act
shall prevent ministers of the Gospel
administering wine to com muni cants
at the altar.
Sec. 2. Any person upon convic
tion of violation this Act shall be
punished by a fine of no' less than
ive hundred dollars or more than our
thousand dollars, or imprisonment in
the State Penitentiary for a term of
not less than five or more than ten
years for each offense.
Sec. 3. That one-half of said tint
shall lie paid to the infoiniatit ami
tile other oue-hulf to the free schools
of the county where said conviction
is had.—Newberrv Herald and News
Raise H heat.
Why not raise a large wheat crop
in this section next year? The Spar
tan gives some good advice in the fol
lowing paragraph:
Let every fai mer, tenants included,
endeavor to raise wheat e lough for
home use. There is no reason why
it should not be done. If a land
lord will not assist tenants and furn
ish land for this crop, the quicker
the tenant finds a new home the bet
ter foi him. Many persons in this
county made more than 15 bushels
to the acre last year. Lands best
adapted to wheat can be brought up
to 25 to 40 bushels. A farmer made
some inquiry a few days as to the plan
for making 25 to 30 bushels to tin-
acre. Land that is in a fair condi
tion should be selected. If it bus a
good pea stubble, so much the better.
The land should be well broken. The
soil should be friable. That is it
should not hold water on the surface
or become spouty during wet weath
er, nor should i' bake in dry weath
er. Lot and stable manure scattered
broadcast suits wheat admirably.
Rut if you do not wish to use that,
30 bushels of cotton seed and 300
pounds of acid phosphate will make
a good wheat mixture. That should
make 20 bushels or more io the acre.
Is you have fresh strong land it will
not require so much cotto i seed. If
you do not have the cotton seed, use
400 ’ best guano to the acre,
[.et each farmer try his 1-cst to run
above 20 bushels on a few seleit
acres.
SCOTT’S HEROINE.
FACTS ABOUT THE ORIGINAL OF
THE NOVELIST’S REBECCA.
She Wa« a Renldent of Philadelphia and
Was the Dearest Friend of Washington
Irving's Only Love—Hour Sir Walter
Scott Heard of Her.
For Girls Who Don’t Erjoy Read
ing the Bible.
Old newspapers for sale at The
Read the 24th chapter i f Genesis.
Read the 1st chapter of Peter.
Read the 4th and 5th chapters of
Esther.
Read the 31st chapter of Proverbs
beginning at the 10th ver.-e.
Read the first part of the 12th
chapter of John.
Read the 20th chapter of the same
gospel.
Read the latter part of the 9th
chapter of Acts.
Read the 13th chapter of 1st
Of all the women Sir Walter Scott
has drawn Reliecca and Rowena are the
best known and best beloved. The ten
der strength of the one, the tender
sweetness of the other, the romantic story
through which they move and the per
fection of the contrast between them—
all contribute to fix them firmly in the
hearts of all readers. It has been said
that Rebecca is the great novelist's finest
character. If this is so it is of all the
more interest to us, for her prototype
was a Philadelphian. The original of
Rebecca, the daughter of Isaac of York,
was Rebecca Uratz, born in this city in
the last century and still living after the
two great novelists who succeeded
Scott had been gathered to Walhalla.
I stood the other day by her forgotten
grave in the little old grass grown
Jewish cemetery on Spruce street, just
south of the Quaker meeting honse.
between Eighth and Ninth streets, and I
read the simple inscription on the tomb
—“Rebecca (iratz. Uoru March 4, 1781
Died Aug. 27, 1869."
Miss Uratz was a conspicuous member
of an honorable Jewish family. She
possessed in early years—indeed even
to the day of her death—a singular
beauty of face and form. Her eyes
were uf exquisite shape, large, black
and lustrous: her figure was graceful
Vid her carriage was marked by quiet
dignity. Besides these attractions she
had elegant and winning manners.
Gentle, benevolent and accomplished,
Rebecca scon became the center of a
brilliant circle of men and women—
Christians and Jews. Her parents died
when she was very young, but the Uratz
mansiun, presided over by Rebecca, con
tinued to be known far and wide for its
hospitality. One of the most intimate
friends of her brother was Washington
Irving, who was then in the early fresh
ness of his literary career, and in this
way a cordial friendship and admiration
were established between theanthorand
Miss Uratz, which lasted as long as life.
Matilda Hoffman, wbo was the object
>f Irving's only love, was also Rebecca’s
dearest friend, many of her younger
days being passed with the Hoffmans
and other old families in New York.
During Miss Hoffman’s first illness Re
becca was her constant companion, shar
ing with the family the cares of the sick
tied and holding Matilda when she died
in her arms.
Scott and Irving met for the first time
in.l617 t tii -idrican visiting Sir Walter
with a It-, of introduction from the
poet Campbell. He was most cordially
received at Abbotsford, and there Irving
passed several of the most delightful
days of his life listening to the many
tales, told as no one but Scott conld tell
them, and rambling about the beautiful
hills. During one of the frequent con
versations between the two anthors Irv
ing spoke of his own and Miss Hoff
man's friend—Rebecca Uratz, of Phila
delphia. He glowingly described her
tH-auty and related the story of her firm
adherence to her religious faith under
the most trying circumstances, but par
ticularly did he tell of her zealous phi
lanthropy and loveliness of character.
Sir Walter was very deeply impressed
and interested and conceived the idea of
emlxxlying a character like hers in one
of his novels. He was then revolving in
his mind the story of “Ivanhoe.” And
on the strength of Irving’s vivid descrip
tion, he determined to introduce a Jew
ish female character.
Scott conq>osed this story during mo
ments of intense physical pain, yet at
times he became so interested in the
character of Rebecca, for he even
adopted her name, that he rose from his
couch and walked up ami down the
room while he dictated the story to his
amanuensis.
He finished the book in December,
1819. ami immediately sent the first copy
to Irving, hi the letter accompanying
it, he asked: "How do yon like your
Rebecca? Does the Rebecca 1 have pic
tured compare well with the pattern
given?"
The resemblance of the character to
that of Miss Uratz, it is said by those
who knew her, was closely market
Although the source of the character
was known to the Jewess, her modesty
made her shrink from the publicity of
it, and when pressed upon the subject
she would deftly evade the matter by
changing the topic.
When a young girl, it is said, Rebecca
Uratz won the regard of a gentleman of
good position and wealth, but as he was
a Christian the difference in their reli
gious faith proved a hopeless barrier to
their union. She consequently never
married. Instead she devoted her life
to charitable deeds. She founded the
orphans’ asylum of this city, and as
early as 1811 her name appeared as an
officer of the female association. In 1838
a mission school for Hebrew children
was started by this noble woman. At
this school prayers of her own composi
tion were used daily. Miss Uratz lived
to the advanced age of eighty-eight,
when she died universally regretted.
The ancient graveyard where her mor
tal remains repose has been closed for
burial purposes almost ever since her
death, although previous to that time
It was extensively used.—Philadelphia
Bishop Brooks* Sermons.
Bishop Phillips Brooks devotes hardly
more time to the composition of his ser
mons than did the late Henry Ward
Beecher. -Mr. Beecher used sometimes
to delay that essential proceeding till
Sunday morning after breakfast, and on
occasions, when in the pulpit ho would
discard the material thus prepared for a
new idea that had struck him after the
services had begun. Bishop Brooks de
votes an honr or two during the week to
thinking about the text he has selected
for use on the approaching Sunday, and
bnnts up a few references, but he makes
no notes and does not even touch his
pen to paper for that purpose. But
when he is in the pulpit his discourse
flows from his lips without hesitation,
and with a rapidity that strains the atten
tion of the congregation to the utmost.
His tendency then is to preach beyond
the limit yt time set for bis sermons. -
The toad and its jewel
liU.resting Superstition. About a Tory
Harmle*. Little Animal.
Many remarkable legends and folklore
stones cluster around the natural his
tory of the common garden toad. All
earfy writers on the characteristic hab
its ef this harmless little creature make
it appoint to never allude to it without
interjecting a few cautionary notes on
its ^extremely venomous bite," or the
awfnl effects of “inhaling the direful
creature’s breath.” The facts in the case
are that it cannot bite at all, and if it
should it has no “venom” with which to
inject the wound. When irritated the
toad may exhale an offensive secretion
by means of follicles on the neck and
other parts of the body, but to suppose
that this secretion is poisonous is the
height of folly.
Another toad belief—one that was rife
800 years ago—was that the ugly little
batrachian’s head was set with a price
less jewel. Shakespeare allndes to this
curious belief where he says:
“Sweet are the uses of adversity,
which, like the toad, ugly and venomous,
wears yet a precious jewel in its head."
The belief in the “toadstone” was not
only current in England and the other
countries of Great Britain, but was
known to learned men as one of the
popular fallacies of all Europe. In
Hangary it was believed that the toad
ate dust and drank dew as his only food
and drink. The action of the dew on
the dost and the dost on the dew was
supposed to cause a secretion to form in
the animal's stomach which was vomited
up each spring during molting time.
The Jaques de Mahan collection of
oddities at Ronen has a tray containing
» dozen or fifteen of these so called ‘ ‘toad-
stones.” But. as hinted above, the Brit
ish'belief was-that the “toadstone” was
to be found only in the head of the warty
little animal. Fenton, who lived and
wrote in the Sixteenth century, says.
“There is to be found in the heads of old
and great toads a stone they call borax
or steton, which, being need as rings,
gives a forewarning of venom."
Lnpton, writing about the year 1633,
saya: “The crepandia or toadstone is very
valuable. Touching any part envenomed
by the bite of a rat, wasp, spider or other
poisonous beast ceases the pain and
swelling thereof." During that uncer
tain period of time classed as the Mid
dle Ages people in general believed that
the toad had the power of charming its
prey, as well as men and larger crea-
tures. In classical times it waa thought
that no man could live who had the mis
fortune to be looked sqnarsly In the eyes
by a toad! In some rsapects this latter
belief partakes of the nature of the le
gendof the basilisk.—St. Lgais Repub
lics ^
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> ‘ Tk. India ftabbu- Wane.
TheUtest triumph of Yankee
> ive geWta te an India
It is said to be a remarkably good imita
tion of the common earth worm, is inde
structible and in actual use proves as al
luring to the fishes as the genuine arti
cle. The old fisherman will be quick to
perceive its advantages. One can equip
himself for a day’s sport without dig
ging over a whole garden in his search
for bait. A handful of India rubber
worms will last him a whole season,
and there will be no necessity for pulling
up the line every few minutes to see if
the small fry nibblers have left the hook
bare.
Possibly the greatest admirers of the
new bait will be the feminine fishers
who, however expert with the hook and
line, have never reached the point where
they can impale an angle worm without
a series of shudders. The only one who
will find it a drawback will be the girl
whose chief delight in fishing comes
from the excuse it gives for keeping
some young man at her side to hand!-
the horrid worms. The invention of tho
rubber worm turns angling into an exact
science, with no room for flirting ac
cessories.—Troy (N. Y.) Times.
SIkuI GraHt.
Sisal grass is likely to prove a very
important source of wealth for Mexic >.
It grows in long, narrow blades, often
to the length of four or five feet, ai 1
these, when dry, curl up from side o
side, forming a flexible string stronger
tiian any cotton cord of the same size
ever manufactured. It is in great de
mand among florists and among manu
facturers of various kinds of grass goods,
and it is said to be capable of being ap
plied to many new uses. Ropes, cords,
lines of any description and size may
be manufactured of it, and a ship's
cable of sisal grass is one of the possi
bilities of the future. It is almost im
pervious to the action of salt water, and
is not readily decayed or disintegrated
by moisture and heat. It takes its name
from the port of Sisal, in Yucatan,
through which it was formerly exported.
—Board of Trade Journal.
PRETTY AND SHE KNEW IT.
A Flgnr© In a Shop Window Mode tho
Old Man Think of Other Days.
“Well, I’m gosh darned, M’randy!”
"Do you jest come along, Jesse, an yon
t-cen a-married nigh enter forty years.”
The twain were from the interior man
ifestly. He was of conventional rural
dress, baggy pantaloons and coat sleeves
too short, and a hat that half concealed
his features. Ho wore hnge glasses, and
was peering through them with all his
might and main at a revolving female
dummy in a State street window. She
wore a plain, black frock, short in the
skirt and high in the neck, and a very
plain bonnet of antique architecture.
While he stared she tugged at his sleeves.
“Well, I’m goshed Earned!” he re
peated, giving no heed to the entreaties
of his wife.
“Jesse, Jesse, do come away," she
urged. “Why, everybody’s a-sighting
of ye."
“Well, I’m gosh darned!” he repeated
for the third time. “If that thar gal
don’t top anything ter looks 1 ever see.
Wonder what wages ihey give her fur
spinuin around all the time. Not mnch,
1 reckon. Most any purty gal ’ud be
glad er a show er p’inted at ’n praised
by every feller ’at comes along, er
thousand er more a day, I’m thinkin.”
“Jesse. Jesse,” pleaded the wife, pull
ing at his elbow more vigorously, “them
youngsters is langhin at ye.”
“She’s dooced party, 'll she knows it,"
he added os he regarded her more crit
ically. “Yaas, she knows It. W’at
purty gal don’t know that? I shud think
her feller ’oqjdn’t like it, though. But,
law, MTandy, she hain’t a-mindin him,
w’at wi’ all the oglin ’n winkin she gets.
Most er young wimmiu has big enough
heart fer more uer one till she gits set
tled down. Law, Suz, blamed if she
don’t smile sweeter nnr a peach on that
ther’ redheaded chap yander. 1 guess
tho shop folks gin her that frock, fur its
beyond her pile.
“It’s pow’ful funny w’at store young
wimmen does set on finery. Think o’
her standin ther all day jes’ fer fine
shop clo’s ’n ter be shined at ’n admired.
It do beat all. I bet she kain’t cook a
chicken pie to save her gizzard. Yaas,
she’s purty enough ter be looked at, but
when it comes ter gittin a wife”
“Jesse," interrupted his spouse firmly,
as she gave him a jerk that caused his
teeth to rattle, “if you do not come right
straight erlong I’ll have you tuk up fer
a lunytic, that I will.”
“All right, MTandy, all right,” said
the old man meekly and with a sigh, as
he dragged himself along after her. “It
sorter tuck me back ter old times when
i were a youngster around among the
purtiest on ’em,” and he licked his chops
- in apparent enjoyment of ancient days,
bn’re what yon alius was, Jesse—
’ fool—’nther’H be no stoppin afore
' i' In this here wicked city,” and
med her steps as she spoko and
forced him to keep pace with her.—Chi
cago Mail.
Why the Lecture IVu a Failure.
One winter Nye was at Jefferson City,
and as the legislature was in session a
number of newspaper men of the state
were there, too; and to show what they
deemed proper courtesy to one of their
number they arranged an informal re
ception, with Nye the principal attrac
tion, on the afternoon of the day in the
;veuing of which Bill was to lecture,
and they expected of him the same cor
diality and bohemiai:ism that marks
the average writer. Nye was at the re
ception, bat he was a dead stick; never
once did he smile; neither did he at any
time attempt a witticism. His enter
tainers were disappointed and disgusted,
aud sorry that they h.ul paid him the
compliment of purchasing a couple of
boxes at the opera house to hear his lec
ture.
But they got even. When Nye mounted
the stage that night and began pouring
forth his jokes and drolleries not a news
paper man in the box smiled. All looked
solemn os owls, and occasionally glanced
with astonishment at the audience that
kept in a roar of applause. Nye con
tinued, and became conscious of the fact
that this portion of his hearers was not
pleased, and he directed his shafts of
wit at them. But they smiled not, bat
only stared at him in solemnity. Their
coolness soon communicated itself to the
audience by some occult means and it
ceased to cheer, and beiore the entertain
ment was half over it was voted a dead
failure.—Charleston (Ho.) Democrat
Traveling Stones In Nevada.
The curious “traveling stones” of
Australia are paralleled in Nevada.
They are described as being perfectly
round, about ns large as a walnut and
of an ivory nature. When distributed
about on the floor, table, or any smooth
surface within two or three feet of each
other they immediately commence trav
eling toward each other and meet at a
common center, and there lit huddled in
a bunch like eggs in a nest. A single
stone removed to a distance of four feet,
upon being released returns to tho heap,
hut if taken away as much as five feet
remains motionless. It is needless to
say that they are largely composed of
magnetic iron ore.—Grass Valley Union.
Miilt.se Wit.
The poorer Maltese have a ready wit.
An English officer, failing to make a
Maltese understand what he meant,
called the poor man "a fool.” Under
standing this much the man, who had
traveled about a good deal, though he
did not understand English, replied by
asking, “Do you speak Maltese?” “No.”
“Do you speak Arabic?" “No.” “Do
you speak Greek?” “No." “Do you
speak Italian?’’ “No.” “Then if I be
one fool you be four fools.”—Loudon
News.
All He Guarantees to Do.
The cleverness of the waiters who
stand at the doors of the dining rooms
of the large hotels in charge of the hats
which are left outside by the guests is
very striking. Some of them jierfonn
really wonderful feats of memory in the
way of identifying the hat of each per
son, although they often do not see the
guest more than once, and that for only
tho instant when he pauses to leave his
hat behind him as he enters.
At a hotel on the Maine coast is a
darky who is famous among the guests
for never making a Mistake, although
sometimes the guests have tried to puz-
i zle him by going in in gronpa and by
wearing hats which he lias never seen.
One day one of the boarders talked with
him about this power and the waiter
said that he had acquired it by long
practice.
“And do you never make mistakes?"
the gentleman inquired.
“No, sab; 1 don’t cal'late to make no
mistakes," was the answer.
“And do you give every man his own
hat?”
“Oh, sah," returned the waiter,
'tain’t noun o’ my bus'ness whose the
hat am. 1 gibes to ebory man the hat
tie gibes to me."—Boston Courier.
luformiitlon Wanted.
“Do birds think?" asks a writer in
opening an article. If they do, wo should
like to know what a canary thinks of a
woman who stands up on a chair and
talks baby through tho bars of the cage.
—New York Recorder.
Wanted the Color to Match.
A young man from Kalamazoo was in
Detroit not very long ego, drawn hither
by tho fascinating attractions of one of
the brightest and best looking girls in
this City of the Straits. The visitor was
more or less of a Kalamazoolu and the
girl didn’t feel flattered by his atten
tions, but she did the best she could
under the circumstances, In tho even
ing he asked her to go with him to the
ice creamery and she went.
“Waiter,” he said in a loud and com
manding tone, “bring us two ice creams
—tho best you've got in the shop, mind."
The waiter bowed.
“And, waiter," said the girl in a low,
sweet voice, “bring me pistache to match
the young man here,” and the young
man didn’t know what pistache was till
' he saw the color,—Detroit Free Free*
The Picture Illusion.
A correspondent writes: “Almost
every careful observer of pictures must
have noticed how the eyes of portraits
appear to follow one all over the room.
Can you account for this?”
The illusion referred to has been ex
plained thus: Suppose a portrait with
its face and its eyes directed straight in
front, so as to look at the spectator. Let
a straight line be drawn through the tip
ef the nose and half way between the
eyes, which we shall call the middle
line. On each side of this middle line
there will be the same breadth of head,
of cheek, of chin and of neck, and each
iris will be in the middle of the whole of
the eye. If we now go to one side the
apparent horizontal breadth of every
part of the head and face will be dimin
ished, bnt the parts on each side of the
middle line will be diminished equally;
and at any position, however oblique,
there will be the same breadth of face
on each side of the middle line, and the
iris will be in the center of the whole of
the eyeball, so that the portrait preserves
all the character of a figure looking at
the spectator, and must necessarily do
so wherever he stands.
In portraits the apparent motion of the
head is generally rendered indistinct by
the canvas being imperfectly stretched,
as the slightest concavity or convexity
entirely deforms the face when the ob
liquity is considerable. The deception
is therefore best seen when the painting
is executed on a flat board, and in colors
sufficiently vivid to represent every line
in the face with tolerable distinctness at
great obliquities. Distinctness of out
line is indeed most necessary to a satis
factory exhibition of this optical illusion.
—Brooklyn Eagle.
A Noble Husband.
The historian Xenophen relates that
when Cyrus, the founder of the Persian
empire, had taken captive a young
prince of Armenia, together with his
beautiful and blooming wife, of whom
he was remarkably fond, they were
brought before the tribunal of Cyrus to
receive their sentence. The warrior in
quired of the prince what he would give
to be reinstated in his kingdom, and he
replied that he valued his crown and his
liberty at a very low rate, but if the
noble conqueror would restore his be
loved wife to her former dignity and
possessions he would willingly pay his
life for the purchase. The prisoners
were dismissed to enjoy their freedom
and former honors, and each was lavish
in praise of the conqueror. “And you,"
said the prince, addressing his wife,
“what think you of Cyrus?” “1 did not
observe him,” she replied. “Not observe
himl" exclaimed her husband. "Upon
whom, then, was your attention fixed?"
“Upon that dear and generous man,” she
replied, "who declared his readiness to
purchase my liberty at the expense of
his life.”
C.ovua Orator*.
Humorous, if a trifle unkind, was the
orator, who, when describing the in
ordinate love of praise which character
ized an opponent, said, “He is so fond
of being praised that 1 really believe he
would be content to give up the ghost if
it were but to look up and read the
stonecutter's puff on his tombstone."
This is in striking contrast to the graceful
and witty compliment paid to the beau
tiful Duchess of Devonshire aud her
sister, Lady Duncannon, of whom, when
they canvassed the electors of West
minster on behalf of Fox in 1781. it was
said that “never did two such lovely
portraits appear on canvas.”—London
Standard.
Haw One Painter Was Started.
The Pall Mall Gazette tells a story of
a British—or was it an American?—col
lector, who paused before a picture by
the late Belgian artist, Mauve, for the
first time, having been struck by its
beanty. He oeked how mnch it cost,
and was told $125. “Nonsense,” he said,
“it’s too cheap. Make it $500 and I'll
take a dozen more from him at the same
price.” Thus was Mauve's financial suc
cess begun.
Conlcan Haudlts.
Corsican bandits have friends in every
village, who supply them with what
they want, and those who have only
taken a life or two out of revenge are
not regarded as criminals. We have
seen a girl scarcely out of her teens
flash up with auger if anything were
said against the vendetta.—London
Saturday Review.
The greatest day's run of an ocean
steamship was about 615 miles. The
steamer in question was 562 feet long am!
had previously been known to make 501
miles per day for three days in succession.
An Author's Feelings.
The author of "The Turkish Spy” tells
us he would rather meet a lion face to
face than feel a spider crawling over
him in the dark. This he humorously
attributes to transmigration. “Before 1
came into my present body,” he says,
“perhaps I was a fly.” This is quite as
reasouable an explanation of his anti
pathy as can be given for any of them.
Even Shakespeare, though he gives sev
eral examples of this riddle, offers no
solution of it.—Loudon Illustrated Ne ws.
tn.rtn.M and DsUmm.
Carlyle’s “Reminiscences” are smart,
though the great genipa in them almost
overshadows their smartness. Still, the
predominant egotism in them, the ao» .
cent of self assertion, is never at tent.
And Mrs. Carlyle's letters are smart, ve.y
smart, though extremely fascinati. g in
their way—indeed, we do not wonder,
when we notice the predomin.-tirg
though subtle egotism in both Carlyle
and his wife, that there was not a ittle
of jarring between natures so mnch
alike in the one characteristic which
needs supplementing and abhors riv dry.
We should say that while smartness
may be combined with high geniu: ui 1
great fascination, it cannot be comuin 1
with those qualities which are ol' li e
very essence of high bred society- -re -
icence, modesty, fastidious taste. Se t
forgetfulness and smartness are irrecon
cilable qualities and self forgetfuln. ss is
essential to the highest breeding. And
smartness, when it is not joined with
great genins, soon satiates, nay, even
nauseates. It is all very well in public
life, because all public life is intermit
tent. But in private society smart ne s
wearies and overwhelms.
Mr. Disraeli was smart, and in his
youth oppressively smart. When lie
took Gibraltar by storm by chan dug
his cane at the evening gun, he was
smartness in excelsis; but if we -vere
compelled to choose between smart nevs
in excelsis and Sunday school teacherism
in excelsis, we are disposed to think tin t
of the two great evils we should cl oo: e
the latter. Dullness can be endi re.,
but glare—and smartness in excelsis is
full of glare—soon becomes intolerabl
—London Spectator.
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Effort of Invention on Fiahlnx.
Doubtless the india rubber worm Is
only a beginning of the marvels in the
fishing line. From artificial flies and
artificial worms it is only a step to other
kinds of artificial bait. The time is not
far distant when bogns frogs, crickets,
dobson, snails, grasshoppers and grubs
will form a part of every sporting outfit,
with perhaps artificial trout and bass
for the returning fisherman who dislikes
to pass down t.ie street dangling a single
suutish.—Troy (N. Y.) Times.
A jHirtable sundial is not an uncom
mon object in Spanish shops, and it is
still in current uso in Spain. At Burgos
no less than three different kinds are of
fered for sale at prices varying from
nine to seventeen cents.
Tho highest type of character is that
which is made up uf feelings so lumi
nous that the man takes a More elevated
path than he could ever do if he were
bound down to rules and precedents.—
Henry Ward Bucher,
Titus died in the third year of his
reign. Suspicions were entertained of
poison, the i»oisoner being believed to
be his brother Domitian, who succeeded
him. — ——
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Flogging the Tired Brain.
A singular discovery has been made
by Dr. Lauder Brunton. By an accident
he found out the secret of how to na\ e
ideas at will. One night, after a Ion ;
day’s work, ho was called upon to write
an article. Ho sat down with pen, in .c
and paper, and, as has very often Hap
pened before under similar condit on-,
not a single idea came into his head He
then began to reason and to at tern, it to
find why the brain, which was appar
ently the same as it was the day be ore,
when it worked normally, should n fuse
to respond to the dictates of the wili.
He arrived at the conclusion that the day
before he was not tired, and that there
fore the circulation was brisker.
Continuing his cogitations he traced
the connection between cerebral circu
lation and mental activity, and coni InJ-
ed that if the blood would not come to
the brain the next best thing woul l to
to bring the brain down to the bl3e£.
And this he did. The happy thought of ' 1
laying his head flat on the table sudkleiK ^
ly flashed across the seat of th«, late in-*
activity, and at once his ideaa-began J
flow and his pen ran swiftly aorossf
paper. The work progressed, ap ,
that Dr. Brunton thought’'
well sit up. But it would not do. The
moment he raised his head his min ! re
verted to blankness, so he had to put
down his head again upon the table, ami
finished the article in that positio.—
Exchange.
Classes on English Kuiluay.
The division of the great public into
first, second and third classes on all Kn.:-
lish railways is one of the things ’.h .t
forces itself on the attention wher.-ver
one travels on this side of the Atlantic.
Not only are the railway carriages divid
ed into compartments for each class, but
at many of the stations separate v. ait-
ing rooms and “booking offices” are pr< -
vided. It does seem singular to see: uch
signs at the stations as “First aud second
class ladies’waiting room” and “Thin l
class ladies’ waiting room.” A criucnl
observer is likely to wonder why tho
companies do not set a grammarian to
keep watch on tho sign painter. Why
not let “ladies” stand first in these signs,
or better still, let "ladies’ waiting room''
precede the designation ns to class?
Perhaps tho answer would be that it
lias always been as it is—tliat is. as long
as railways have existed—and that is a
sufficient answer so far as tho people of
England are concerned. That it is : re
flection upon an estimable lot of people
to call them "second chiss ladies" or
"third class ladies” does not seem to
have penetrated the minds of those n -
sponsible for this atrocity.—Loudon Cor.
New York Tribune.
The Meanest Man on Record.
There is a business man over at La
grange who is meaner than the man wi.o
crossed his bees with lightning buys so
they would work at night. The Indiana
man is a merchant, and while driving
from Rome City home lie lost a wallet
containing $8,000. A lightning rod a ,-ent
from Kalamazoo, Mich., chanced a ong
and found the money. The Michigai.der
proceeded on his way, and it was three
months before he heard of the owner,
although he made diligent seareh for
him. When tho Lagrange man got pos
session of his lost treasure he said n >th-
ing, but went straightway and began
suit in the circuit court against tho
lightning rod agent fur interest on tho
money at the rate of 8 percent., set; ing
up in his complaint that the use if it
was worth that amount.—Warsaw (lad.)
Republican.
The Love of Fine Linen.
In the German household the love of
linen is a passion. During the Fn uch
wars under Napoleon, when from eiery
town and hamlet tho terror strn ken
people fled before the approaching
armies, before all else they sought to
save their many chests of homespun
linen, and when peace returned v hat
had escaped tho Argus eyed enemy was
tenfold more precious because of the
horrors witnessed and the dreadful pangs
endured. And even today the German
woman prizes far above rubies her ) iles
of snowy linen, the labor of many happy
hours.—Garden and Forest.
For Women Students.
St. Andrew's, the oldest of Scutch
universities, not only offers to women
tho privileges of its classes with a \iew
to graduation in arts, science, theology
or medicine, but generously makes pro
vision fur them to share iu its pecuniary
benefits. In the year 1893 a sum of
$150,000 will become available fur bur
saries or scholarships at the univer-ity,
of which one-half is reserved fur the use
of women students exclusively. Tuoso
who intend to enter the medical profes
sion will have prior claim to those .inr-
saries, though they are tellable w bile
art and science classes are being at
tended.—Glasgow, Letter. ,
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