The Darlington herald. (Darlington, S.C.) 1890-1895, July 20, 1892, Image 1
THE
DARLINGTON
HERALD.
“IF FOR THE LIBERTY OF THE WORLD WE CAN DO ANYTHING.”
VOL. II.
DARLINGTON, SOUTH CAROLINA, WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 1802.
NO. 46.
The Executive Department of Pro
hibition.
[From the Broud Axe.]
There has heen a wonderful devel
opment of Temperance sentiment, or
of Temperance convictions, in our
State within the past eight years.
South Carolina has suddenly emerg
ed from the darkness, and from the
position of out of the most backward
and least progressive of all the States
in the matter of Temperance reform,
it has at once—almost at a single
stride stepped into the very front
rank. I will not stop to impure in
to the causes of this rapid giowth of
temperance reform, more than to
suggest that there were two causes
conspiring.
1. The maturing of seed long
sown in tears and toils and prayers.
2. Theoriginatiou of a distinctively
county political movement, and the
uprising of what, iu the language of
another, may be called the sleeping
giant of the woods. Many, many
years ago there was earnest temper
ance work done in our State by such
men as J.Belton O’Niel, Tapper, of
Charleston, Culpeper, Witherspoon of
Society Hill, and William Lewis of
Sumter. Since their day we have
had Olver Hewitt, the indefatigable
Grand Scribe of the Sons of Temper
ance, Cuttino, Dibble, Lucius Cuth-
pert,J. G. Williams, and last but not
least that true heroine. Mrs. Sallie
Chapin, who have earnestly lalored
in this department of benevolent
work. For a long time there seemed
comparatively but little fruit. The
time for harvest had not come.
There was we know now, a steady
growth but it had no way of mani
festing itself. The Episcopal denom
ination largely dominated politics in
this State. They as a denomination
were extremely conservative on the
liquor question. The long establish
ed usage of Society had a more mas
terful hold upon them. With the
uprising of the sturdy yeomanry—the
agricultural class of the country—
with whatever of evil it may have
been associated—there came into
places of influence a class of men,
who were not trammeled by prece
dents, and the line of temperance
fruitage—we find in all the ordina
ry course of nature—is also a day of
propitious surroundings. The day,
1 say, of temperance fruitage is, if i
mistake not, now. It is here. It be-
com>-s us upon whom has came these
latter days harvest to make suitable
provision for- reaping and storing
away the precious fruits—social, po
litical and spiritual—for 'hese are or
ganically connected—seemingly a-
part, yet intimately united, which
have come to us from the evils of our
forefathe'S. In this day the saying
has, if I mistake not the prognostica
tions, come to pass, “One soweth and
another reapeth;” other men labored
and ye have entered into their labor.
Our department—and a very impor
tant one—of th's work of providing
a storage for the temperance harvest,
will be the framing of a wise, far-
reaching, comprehensive law prohi
biting the manufacture and sale of
intoxicating spirits as a beverage.
This is a very important part of our
preparation for I arvest, and one
which will need intellects at once
fertile in legal resources and of sober
judgment and common sense. But
when this difficult task has been
achieved, thoroughly and well, there
is still a very difficulty facing us;
but one, the responsibilities of which
we dare not shirk, our duty to our
generation, to posterity forbids it.
This belongs to what I will call the
executive department of prohibition.
To what means must we look for the
p oper enforcement of the law, or in
o:her words, how shall we wake pro
hibition prohibit? Let me make a
few suggestions.
1. See that we have the right sort
of men in the executive departments
of the government. See that we
have the right sort of a governor. It
is useless to say that the governor
will have no influence upon the en
forcement of the law. The prohibi
tionists were too late in the tield for
this campaign, to have any choice iu
nominating a governor. Speaking for
mvself I will say, I am not satisfied
w ith either candidate, but 1 have my
private opinion as to which of the
two candidates now before the people
will be most favorable to the enforce
ment of a prohibition law, but I will
not speak out, lest 1 be charged with
feeding my audience on |>olitical
chaff instead of prohibition wheat.
This much, however, I will say, we
prohibitionists must be w ide awake
and see that the Democratic primar
ies have an opportunity of loting for
a man of decided temperance con
viction.
2. See that we have the right sort of
judges. Much responsibility for the
enforcement of the prohibitory, as of
all other laws, rests with the judi
ciary. A whiskey soaked judge is
not apt *o be very c’ear iu the exposi
tion of a law punishing liquor sellers.
Lit us remember that it has only
been about two, or two and a half
years since complaint was made
through a countv paper, Watchman
and Southron, that a judge at a re
cent term of court had been t<io drunk
to discharge the duties of nis office.
(Question—How much liquor can a
judge drink and yet projierly dis
charge his duties?)
3. We must see to it that we have
the right sort of a solicitor. A gen
tleman who holds a high office in
the I. 0. G. T. told me that a man,
who is a candidate f >r re-election,
was publicly gazed upon in a condi
tion of beastly drunkenness in a bar- lature only those who favor the pro- ! strike out in life for himself, which
room in Sumter only about three hibition of liquor traffic. The crisis
years ago. Do you wonder when I is 14)011 us. It is needful that every
tell you that I daily prayed while the man do his duty. Vote for prohibi-
election for solicitor was progressing tion end prohibitionists,
that God would not suffer such a
man to be again indicted 14)011 us.
Upon the solicitor—upon his tem-
perance convictions—depends very
much his efficiency as a prosecuting
attorney in cases for the violation of
prohibitory laws.
4. Considerable responsibility rests
upon our trial justices. It is their
duty 10 take cognizance of violation
of law with which they may become
acquainted. But besides, they have
the preliminary hearing iu all cases
of criminality, I believe, except such
as are first reported to the grand
jury. How much a competent, fear
less trial justice of strong temperance
convictions can do towards ensuring
the enforcement of prohibitory law,
it is difficult to tel 1 .
5. The iffiee of county commis
sioner is a very important one. If
there has ever been a county commis
sioner in this county who has
his salt, I have never known him.
There have been instances of viola
tion of law in this town too numer
ous to mention, violations of the
State revenue law by country stores
which have been . the _ ' “c talk,
and public scandal, but if any of
these drunk custodians of the public
weal of law and order have ever so
much as growled, I have listened in
vain to hear them. An efficient,
faithful body of county commis
sioners thoroughly imbued with tem
perance sentiment, can do much,
very much towards garnering in the
toil-earned fruits of the temperance
workers.
6. We must have the right sort of
town council. It is in our ♦owns
and villages that a large part of the
violation of temperance laws takes
place. A town council that has the
fear of God before their eyes, and the
good of humanity in their hearts
have a splendid opportunity to serve
their day and generation by passing
stringent town ordinances and seeing
that they are enforced.
7. A vigilance committee composed
of fearless, God fearing men will be
iudisjiensible in every town for a
long time to come. What is every
man’s duty is apt to be no man’s.
Few men are so impressed with a
sense of obligation as a citizen to un
dertake the necessary steps for en
forcement alone. I^et the better part
of the citizens unite quietly and keep
ing their own council proceed cau
tiously to secure evidence, indict and
prosecute.
8. A live I. 0. G. T. lodge in each
community is perhaps worth as much
as all the rest put together. A really
live lodge imbued with the only true
inspiration of a lodge; a deathless de
sire to seek and to save the lost, to
protect home and native land; can
do exploits, can arouse and mold
public sentiment and create an at
mosphere in which the kindred spirits
of intemperance and lawlessness will
hide their hideous faces. S. M. R.
Timmousville, July 5, 1892.
Pr«kibitiM Paints.
The rum power is doomed in South
Carolina.
There is a great cry of “Hard
Times.” Prohibition will do mon
for the relief of hard times than re
duce cotton acreage and increased to
bacco acreage; more than free silver
or any other device of our wise (?)
statesmen. So long as the present
license system is the jioliey pursued
by our government, all plans for the
relief of hard limes—no matter how
wise—must fall short of accomplish
ing the best results for which they
are devised. The prescription for the
cure of “Hard Times” is: Prohib-
tion.
Prohibtion is the greatest issue
now befoie the voters of this country.
It is the greatest moral issue before
us, and, as such, should command
the attention and active work of
every Christian. It is the greatest
economical issue, and should there,
fore command the attention of every
man interested iu the temporal pros
perity of his country.
In the work now before us in South
Carolina, Prohibition is the battle cry!
We have no use for the word Tem
perance in this connection. For
years we have been praying for tem
perance, and our preachers have been
preaching temperance after the
“moral sausion” style. Still the
traffic continues and grows. “You
can’t toll hogs out of a cornfield.
You have to set the dogs on them.”
Yon can’t toll the whiskey dealer
from his money-making business.
You have to set the dogs on. And
the only power that can drive the
liquor dealer out of his traffic is the
ballot. Praying and preaching are
all right as fur as they go, and we
need more of both, but “votes bite.”
In this movement wenaed the pray
ers of eveiy Christian in the hind; we
need the sermons of every preacher
in the State, but the need is that
these prayers and sermous
shall lie backed by work, and shall
crystallize into votes at the proper
time. —
To the individual voters iu his re
lations to the whiskey traffic the
question resolves itself into this: Are
you going to be a partner in the
whiskey business? To this question,
your ivfc, for or against prohibitou,
will be the answer. If you vote
against prohibition, and license of
the whiskey traffic continues in South
Carolina, you become a partner iu the
business to the extent that your vote
contributed to tl e result. And to
that extent you are responsible to
your fellow citizens, and to your God,
for the effects of the traffic, be those
effects good or ill. You thus be
came a partner iu three-fourths of
the crime committed in the State; a
partner in blighting the prospects of
thousand of our most promising
youths; a partner in transforming the
joyous light of hope in the home
which symbolizes the light of heaven
into the darkness of dispare, filthy
symbolized only by the murky gloom
of hell; in short a partner in all the
misery, corruption and death of
which the whiskey traffic is the most
potent ally of hell is the fruitful
cause.
Such a partnership the Devil and
Tom Wolker entered into. In the
traffic under license, the partners are:
the devil, the saloonist and the man
who didn’t vote for prohibition. The
hard part of it all is the devil and
the saloonist get all the profits.
How a man can belong to the
Church and call himself a Christian
while in such a partnership is inex
plicable; and for such a partner in
the tia'Iic to stand in the ] 11 pit and
be called a minister of the (iospelof
the Son of God is a parody on religion
and a burlesque 141011 the high cull
ing of the ministry.
In the work for prohibition the
ministry occupy an important and rc-
sponsiple position. Upon their action
the success or failure of the move
ment largely depends. On general
principles tile preacher does other and
more important work than that of be-
stiriug himself on questions of a po
litical character. This is not became
he loses his right to be interested in
issues touching the political welfare
of his country—for a preai her is none
the less a citizen because of his Divine
call to a holy work, but because the
political issues before the country are
usually unimportant in comparison
with the work he has to do, and will
be looked after by others. In the
matter of prohibition, however, that
involves not only the temporal pros
perity of the country but virtually af
fects morality and involves the salva
tion of millions of souls, the minis
ter’s duty is active work. If he does
not lay hold in such a work, who
will? If he be timidly behind the
fortress—no matter if he is praying—
who can we exjiect to go out into the
battle? The preacher who fails in
his duty here is derelict to his duty
to his fellow man, and criminal be
fore his God. (Stuff about carrying
(lolitics into the pulpit is no better
excuse than having “married a wife”
or “bought a yoke of oxen.” (Such
prudishness will not pass muster be
fore Him who demands of every man
“Every person must be in favor of
the sale of liquor or against it. '■'e fearless discharge of the duty of
There is no neutral ground. When i the hour.
I see men‘on the fence’in regard to! For the preacher to lay hold of
the prohibition question, I sometimes |'his issue will require something
whish the fence was sharp enough to more than a cotton string for a back-
cut them iu two, that we might have I boue. It maV be that it will mean a
our half.” (Fench.)
Many have been “on the fence” re
lative to this issue in South Carolina,
but we are doing away with the old
few dollars off of a small silarv, and
much persecution iu many ways.
Thank God the preachers of the
South Carolina Conference have
he did and taught school for two
years at Craford, Tex. Very soon
thereafter, a few days before he was
20, he was married to MissOllie Allen.
Within the next few years he perfect
ed himself as a doctor of medicine and
practiceed in Coryell County atTur-
nerville. His strong journalistic
inclinations led him to begin the
publication of a small monthly paper
at this point, which soon grew into
a weekly, and he published the Gntes-
ville Advance At Gntesville, Tex.,
until December, 1880. At this thin
the paper had attained a very large
circulation and was recognized a)
the leading temperance and Prohibr
tion paper in the State. In August.
1886, he called the first Prohibition
Party Convention of Texas, which
met Sept. 7 and nominated a Stab
ticket which the follow ing Novem
her |H)lled 19,000 votes.
In December, 1880, Dr. Cranfili
moved to Waco. Soon thereafter tin
great campaign for Constitution!!'
Prohibition began in Texas, and Dr
Crantill took a|H>sition at once us tin
leading journalist on that side of tin
issue, and his paper was regarded
iis the principal exponent of tin
Amendment in Texas. The Amend
ment having failed Dr. Cranfili sob
his paper in 1888 and began work
as financial secretary of Baylor Uni
versity at Waco, in October, 1889
he was elected to the Superintendence
of Baptist Mission work in Texas
and this placed him at the head am.
front of this great denomination ii
his native State. Under hisadmiuis
tration the mission work of the Stab
was doubled, and he has the distinc
tion of having been the leader of tin
largest State mission work ever dom
in the history of the United States
In January, 1890, Dr. Cranfili wa.-
ordained us a Baptist preacher by tin
First Baptist Church at Waco. It
March of the present year he resigned
his position iis Superintendent of
Missions to take charge with Rev. M
V. Smith, D. D., of The Texas Baptist
Standard, which is the leading
Baptist newspaper in Texas. Tint
position he at present fills.
Dr. Crantill has held numerous
positions of trust besides the ones
mentioned. He was for a long tinu
chairman of the States Prohibition
Committee of Texas, and is at pres
cut vice-president of the Baptist
Young People's Union of America
and is a member from Texas of the
National Prohibition Committee.
He has achieved more distinction at
an aggressive fighter against the
liquor traffic than in any one line.
As a writer Dr. Crantill is positive,
strong and at times caustic. As a
speaker he is strong and forceful,
and his style is such as to bring
conviction to be • hearer. He has
done much in shaping the great de-
uouination of which he is a memlier,
and which numliers now 10 per cent,
of the population of his native State.
He is held iu high esteem by all
political factions in Texas, and
is universally regarded as a man of
fidelity to his convictions and of un
swerving integrity.
General Bidwell had always been
a man of strong temperance convic
tions, and in 1876 he cast his vote
for Green Clay Smith, the Prohibi
tion candidate for the Presidency.
He also voted for R. 11. McDonald
for Governor in 1882, and for St.
John for President in 1884. In 1880
he was a member of the Anti-Chinese
Convention held in Sacramento, and
while opposed to the immigration of
this people, he distinguished himself
by standing uncompromisingly in op
position to the Iwycott, and in favor
of maintaining the laws and treaties
of the United States. In 1888 he
was made Chairman of the Prohibi
tion State Convention, and was also
an elector on the Presidential ticket.
His open and prominent alliance
with the Prohibition Party was a
great surprise to many of his old
political friends and associates, who
could not appreciate the principle
which prompted his action, and many
were the predictions that in 1890 he
would not be found in the new party
They failed of fulfillment, however,
for lie was not only present at the
convention of that year, but was made
temporary chairman, and against his
wishes was honored by the nomina
tion for Governor. Owing to pre
vious business arrangements General
Bidwell was unable to give but a
single month to the canvass. Dur
ing this month he spoke consecutive
ly for 2.’> nights, speaking at one
jioint in each county visited, to the
largest and most enthusiastic meet
ings held by any party during the
campaign. In this campaign he re
ceived the indorsement of the Ameri
can Party, but aside from the vote
style fence and putting up barbed vertebral development, and are not | received from that so iree, he received
wire between prohibition and the an
tis. The politician, smart as he is,
can’t sit long on such a fence. He
afraid to lay hold, if there is one I a vote of nearly 2,000 greater than
who is not brave enough for the bat- that received by any Prohibition can-
tie, them brother, get out of the min-! didate in the history of the party in
will lie obliged to fall on one side or!' s ^ r y* ^ niust have answered his State. So pleased were the Pro-
the other.
From present indications the pro
hibition issue is to lie a live factor in
the election of the next legislature,
let candidates declare theniseb es on
the issue at once. Where a candi-
j date is too week-kneed to declare
I himself, count him opposed to prohi-
; bit ion, and leave him at home. This
I is a matter that affects us all. Every
: man who has the temporal prosperi-
soniebody else’s call.—S. C. advocate, hi hi tion lets of California with his
| campaign that ever since they have
Biographical Notices been united and constant in support
I of his claims for a position on the
[From the Broad Axe.]
Of Gen. John Bidwell, nominated
for President, and Dr. J. B. Craulill,
nominated for Vice President, at the
Prohibition Convention held at Cin
cinnati, Ohio, June 29th:
J. B. Craulill was born in Parker
Preside.dial ticket of 1892.
Ore incident in General Bidwell’
life, of surpassing interest to Prohi
bitioifsts, will illustrate his devotioi
t) principle and his determination ff
do r'ght without regard to cost. Ili
lirst vineyard was of wine grapes, Ir
having been persuaded that the use
purpose of producing only the best
of wines. A short experience only
was sufficient to convince him that
instead of forming temperance habits
in others he was in reality nianufac-
iring drunkards. 8o la- immediate-
y dug up his grape vines, burned
them to ashes, gave his best wines
to a San Francisco hospital for
medicinal use, made vinegar of the
poorest, and went out of the wine
making business forever.
Who Is Responsible!
A LAND-GRABBER'S PLAN.
The question now in our minds is,
If there is to be a continuance of the
vale of liquors that intoxicate in the
State of South Carolina, then who is
■esponsible for that sale? If the
nen of our land are still to be de
bauched and made drunkards; it
the lioys are to be snared iu bar
rooms—“trap-doors of hell;” it ihej
wives, mothers and daughters ol on
and are to be slam by heart anguish:
f the children are to be raised in
homes where comforts give way to
•urses, and drunkeness takes the
place of happiness, then who is to
mswer at the bar of God for this
continuance? I answer, every man
woman and child that can talk, and
plead and pray! The question is to
be settled at our State primary elec-
don as to whether we will have pro
hibition or not. The man who can
md does not cast a ballot for prohi
bition, or who helps elect a legislator
who favors the license of w hiskey
selling, is to that extent guilty ol
aiding and abetting in this drunkard
making. The woman who can and
does not iiiHuencc some man to vote
for prohibition, is thereby making
herself responsible.
This is a light in which no one can
afford to be either idle or silent. The
grandest opportunity we have ever
had iu South Carolina to drive this
traffic from the State is before us.
It is possible—an easy possibility—
for us to have prohibition in our fair
State by next January if we will do
our duty. But we must not shop
over our opportunities, we must all
do our duty.—iaincaster Enterprise,
Elections iu France are alway.
neld oil Sunday, in order to suit tin
convenience of workingmen am.
peasants.
HUMOROUS.
ty of his State at h urt must feel his County, Tex.. II.'i years ago. His of pure wines would prove eonduciv
* obligation to vole for prohibition; father was a country physician and to true t-mperance. Determined ff
j every man who realizes the neees ity farmer, and he was raised upon the produce only the best, he planted tin
of taking moral principle into his farm and was trained as a farmer 1h>v choicest of vines, secured the most
. line of action in things political will i and as a cowboy as well At the costly experts in wine making, and
|feel compelled to support for Legis-j age of 17 his father allowed him to [erected buildings suitable for the
—“No,” said Mrs. Hicks, “it isn’t
bringing up my boys that Ixithers me;
it’s taking them down that raises ail
the trouble.”—N. Y. Sun.
—“You were out again last night,”
said the wife reproachfully at break
fast. “To be candid with you," he re
plied, “I wasn't. I was ‘in’ just four-
ten dollars."—Washington Star.
—A Forcible Argument—Suitor (per
sistently)—“Why do you keep me wait
ing so long for an answer? Remember
that you are growing older every min
ute!"—Heitere Blatter.
—“Your office is as hot as an oven,”
grumbled the patient “Hot as an
oven!" exclaimed the doctor. “Well, it
ought to be. It is the place where I
make my bread.”—1’harmacutical Era.
—His Reward.— ‘
He bought two slxty-dollar suite.
Expendve. wa» it not?
But a twenty thousaml-dollar girl
la what the fellow got.
—Clothier and Furnisher.
—A Confusion of Terms.—Aunt Jemi
ma—“What’s them air stuns in yer win
der?" Jeweler—“Quartz.” Aunt Je
mima—“Come, naow; yer tryin’ ter fool
me. They ain't half a pint on 'em.”—
Jeweler's Weekly
—A Regular Samson.—Sumway—
“Staggers is a very strong man, isn't
he?" Snooper—“He is. You know what
kind of whisky he drinks?” “Yes.”
“Well, I’ve seen him hold his breath.”
—Detroit Free Press.
—Slimdiet—“How much board did
Higgins pay you last night?” Mrs.
Slimdiet—“How did you know he paid
anything?” Slimdiet—“He kicked at
every dish set before him at breakfast.”
—Smith, Gray <L Ca's Monthly.
—Mrs. Ward—“You aecuse young
Hlank of being sentimental, yet I imag
ine lie's fully abreast of the times.”
Miss Ward—“That he is, mamma. He
was talking to me last evening about
love in a Bat.”—Kate Field's Washing
ton.
—Mr. Wickwirth—“Oh, by the way,
I noticed you setting the clock ahead
again this morning.” Mrs. Wickwirth
—“Ye-cs." “Is that for me to come
home by to-night or for yourself to get
up by in the morning?"—Indianapolis
Journal.
—Father—“So May referred you to
me, eh? Well sir, so you drink?” Suit
or—"Kr—sometimes.” father—“This
is some time. Come out with me. It's
no harm breaking a New Year's pledge
to toast your daughter's happiness."—
N. Y. Herald.
■ On TopOnce More.—“You niver told
me yer husband wor a sailor, Mrs. Don
ahue." "Yis; he’s just bln around the
worrnhl." “('Usira round to China an’
the opposite side, was he?” “To bo
sure." “Worm, but it must be aisy ha
feels to get up here on top wanst more.”
- - Washington Star.
—"Well, sissy, you've got your mo
lasses at lust Nice, thick molasses—
took a long time to draw it. Where’s
the money to pay for it?” "If you
please, sir, it was in the jug when I
gave it to you. 1 put it there for fear
t>f losing it."
—One of the most ticautlful of Patti's
possessions is her watch, its size is not
larger than a tcn-cent piece. It is com
pletely studded with diamonds, so that
the base is one mass of brilliant, spark
ling gems. Experts value it at not loss
than 91,(100. It Is a foreign, open-faced,
•tent-winding watch.
II xw a Shrewd Montanian Obtained HU
llroad Arren.
One of the most lofty and ambitious
grabbers in the state was not long ago'
observed to be engaged in a most mys
terious business. He was taking worn-,
en out into the wilderness, a stage-load
or two at a time. They were very
reputable women—school teachers,
type-writers, married women and their
friends. They were taken to a large
and pleasantly-situated house, upon the
pretext that they were to attend a ball
and a dinner, and get a hundred dollars
as a present. It all proved true.
Excursion party after excursion
party went out in this way, and
when the ladies returned to the
town that had thus, been pillaged
of its beauty, they reported that they
had fared upon venison and wild-fowl,
with the very best of “fixings,” and
that at the hall a number of stal
wart and dashing cowboys had become
their partners, tripping their light fan
tastic measures with an enthusiasm
which made up for any lack of grace
that may have been noticed. The
reader may fancy what a lark it was to
the women, and how very much enjoy
ment the more mischievous wedded
ones among them got by pretending
that they were maidens, heart whole
and free of fancy! Hut while those
women were in the thick of tins pleas
ure, they each signed a formal
claim to a homesteader’s rights
in the lands thereabout. And as
they “prove up" those claims in the
fulness of time, each will get her one
hundred dollars. The titles to the
land will then be made over to the in
genious inventors and backers of the
scheme, and the land will be theirs.
“Thus,” in the language of a pictur
esque son of Montana, “a fellow can
get a dukedom if he wants it.” This
is an absolutely true account of the
conquest of a valley in Montana, and
the future historian of our country will
find much else that is akin to it, ami
that will make an interesting chapter
in his records.—Julian Ralph, in liar
per's Magazine.
BROUGHT HER TO TIME.
A Conj-reMnnittn'ii Experience In a •-Dees-
trlet" School.
There is a congressman in the house
at present, a young man who wouldn't
for the world have it known, but during
his youth he had some queer adventures
as a country pedagogue. It was in a
decidedly rural district that he met the
most startling of all. In his own words:
“Jt was a school that had cleaned out
the last teacher, and as I was only a
young fellow fresh from college, the
parents had little hope that I'd hold
their unruly offspring in control.
“Rut I did. I was full of college
muscle, and I licked every one of the
big fellows int* subjection and had
them in hand. Hut that was not alL
There wasone big Portuguese girl whom
I couldn’t make behave. Mary Jane
was too big to whip, and scolding
didn't have any effect whatever. Final
ly, in despair, I told her before the
school that the next time she misbe
haved I should humilitate her before
the school, and that she had better
look out. I was only waiting for the,
next opportunity, and she gave it to me
pretty soon. 1 said: “Come to the
platform!’ She came. “Sit down
there!’ pointing to the large arm chair l.
usually occupied. She did, and then,
without further words. I sat down in
her lap, pushed the chair against the
wall, braced my feet against the desk
and went on with the class.
“The school tittered, but I was too
solemn and they sobered down. Mary-
Jane began to struggle and object, but
I hung on. She was as big as I was,
and I did not think she would get the
best of me after all until she burst into
floods of tears. Now, I hate tears. It
made me feel mean, but madder than
ever. She cried to lie let go. I told her
when she would promise to obey me she
could and not lieforc. Well, the war
went on for over half an hour. She
had hysterics, but I clung to my seat
and kept the classes going until, with a
last ga.sp, she promised to obey, and I
escaped quite as delighted as she. She
behaved like a saint after that, but I
don’t advocate that style of humiliation
for general use.”—N. Y. Recorder.
A GOOD HUSBAND.
•t.e Sort of a Man Who U Bound to Make
HIn W’ife Happy.
A most delightful man who is hand
some enough to cause many a maiden’s
heart to flutter and who is well enough
off to be a suitable cause, in mamma's
estimation, for the fluttering, was
modest enough to affirm that he re
mained single owing to the fact that he
did not feel capable of making a woman
happy. This very statement n-evealed
the truth that he Would indeed be the
man to make one of the best of hus
bands, and in consequence make a very
ff a PPy woman of the girl he chose for
his wife. 1
It is not the man who is afraid he
will not fill in the matrimonial play
that Is the one that fails signally in the
role. If he ever ventures so far and
asks a woman to be his wife she is
pretty sure that her life will be pleas-
ent so far as her domestic relations are
concerned. If his modesty is not as
sumed be will never quite recover from
the surprise of her accepting him, and
he will always regard her love as a
possession that is exceedingly precious
and must lx- carefully guarded less it
slip away from him. No matter how
many years they arc married it will al
ways lie the same, and the mixlest, un
assuming bachelor will prove the de
voted, admiring husband to the end.
On the other hand, the superb crea
ture who considers that he bestows a
little slice cf Heaven with the giving of
his name is the one that is going to
make a girl wretched. He feels as,
though perhaps he were too precipitate
in his wooing, and shows her by his ac
tions, if he does not tell her in so many
words, that there were many other girls
just dying for him.
If money is scarce it will not belie
that will suffer. 11 is glorious form must
be arrayed in gorgeous apparel, his
luncheons necessarily of the finest, and
his cigars the best, though perhaps at
home his wife, in a garment that may
have licen onr of the dresses of her
trousseau many years ago, eats warmed-
over messes and does her own work.
He, in his pride, considers it enough
honor for any woman simply to bear
his name, anil if it were suggested to
him that his wife was miserable tie
would not credit such a rediculous
statement. '
Girls, do not be deceived by the gay,
showy men, who arc essentially selfish,
and who could never love anyone as
well as their own charming self. Do
not let the tine figure, handsome face
and dashing air make you snub the.
quiet, modest chap who blushes when
you speak and appears a trifie stupid
Ix-fore the gay witticisms and flow of
talk of the more dashing rival. The
mixlcst man is the one for the long
race and, if your head is level and your
heart in the right place, the evanes
cent charms of the one will be com
pletely swallowed up and lost sight of
in the substantial lasting character of
the other.—Philadelphia Times.
A MOUNTAIN LION.
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.
I
A Turkey Thief.
A Connecticut farmer raises a groat
number of turkeys on his farm, and at
night the fowls fly into a tall tree and'
roost. A big owl in some way learned
alxmt this roost, and every night visited
the tree and helped himself to a fat
young turkey, leaving the feathers and
legs for the farmer's sorrowful con
templation. The .farmer supposed the
marauder to be a fox. and set a steel
trap under the turkey tree, in the faint
hope that the thief would step in it.
The next morning he was greatly sur
prised to find the owl in the trap and
also one hf his best turkeys. For a long
time he was puzzled to understand how
the birds got into the trap, but his
theory is like this: The owl, having
pounced on the turkey, had a fierce bat
tle with the pugnacious fowl on the
unsteady tree bough, and both toppled
overboard in their grapple and fell
straight into the jaws of the trap, which
impartially fastened to both of them.
The chances against happening were
a hundred to one, hut the owl was un-;
lucky that night, and is now paying
the ponaly in a cag*; in a drug-store
window.—Golden Days. 4
Nothing Small About Him.
Perplexed Citizen—I am sorry you
haven't the change. I only want fifty
eents’ worth of stamps, and this dollar
is the only money I've got.
Arizona Postmaster--That’s all right-
We’ll flip it to see whether you give me
the dollar for the stamps or take ’em>
for nothing.—Chicago Tribune.
A Steady Workman.
Housekeeper—I don't believe you.
ever did a stroke of work in your life.
Tramp—I was six years in one place,
mum.
“Indeed! How did you happen to
leave?”
"I was pardoned out, mum."—N. Y.
Weekly.
—Ex-Congreesmari Gaines, of Vir
ginia, possesses a gixise which leaves
the fl«x:k and flics for miles with the
fast trains on the two roads connecting
at Hurkeville. Several times in the
past month it has piloted the Norfolk &
Western fast freight trains into tin
stiition, screaming with every stroke ol
the wing, expressive of the wildest joy.
The bird is perfectly gentle and sleep!
at home in the back yard every night.
The Veraf'lmix Tule of a Montana Moun
taineer.
“I never believed in that old super
stition," said the orator of the evening,
“alxmt getting so frightened that your
hair would stand on end, until I had a
practical experience of it: but. gentle
men, I tell you it's true, and none of
your figurative yarns as some folks in
sist upon.”
“Tell us about 9t.” said one of the
crowd, while they all exchanged sly
winks.
“Why. yon see it was this way. I was
out in Arizona, up on the Mogoilon
mountains bunting elk and deer, when
one day 1 left camp to get some water
from a spring a quarter of a mile
away. I didn't carry my rifle
along because I wanted both hands
to fetch the water, and I wasn't
afraid of Injuns ‘cause the Apache were
friendlies. Hut just as I went around
a bend of rocks so close to the spring,
I ’fronted si mountain lion so close that
1 felt liis hot breath on my face."
“That was si close call," remarked
one of the company.
“It was, gentlemen, it was! And I
was that scared that my hair, which
was long—they wear the hair long out
there—rose right up on my bead, and
my hilt rose up with it. and tluit there
wonderful feat of nature scared the lion
as much as it did me. Gentlemen, he
turned sind ran like a deer, and my
hair settled down again, but 1 was
weak as a child whzn 1 got back to
camp.”
“That mountain lyin,” began one ol
the chaps that had been listening, but,
as all hands were piped to the bar, be
never finished, and so the story goes
without contradiction. — Detroit Free
I’ress.
—There are nine graduates this yeas
from the woman’s law class of the uni<
versity of the city of New York.
—A building costing 119,000 has been
purchased in Hartford by a syndicate
of gentlemen for the accommodatlop
of a state society for education exten
sion.
—Bishop Brooks says the way to
start a church is not to wait until a few
leading families call for one, but to
start the church first and call in the
families afterwards.
—Two new buildings are to be erect*
ed at the Woman’s coUege' of Balth
more, one for a dormitory, the other
for the girls’ Latin school,in which two
hundred students are now preparing
for college.
—The pope has definitely refused the .
request that he elevate Archbishop Cor
rigan, of New York, to the cardinalate.
It is thought that this decision is the
consequence of the antagonism between
the archbishop and Cardinal Gibbons.
—Among the students in the Chicago
Theological seminary (Congregational)
are three Christian Jews, one of whom,
Rabbi Freuder, was converted in the
Hebrew Christian mission. Chicago,
which is conducted by Rev. B. Angel, a
graduate of this institution.
—Edward Everett Hale, Jr., a gradu
ate of Harvard class of 188S, has ac
cepted the professorship of English lit
erature in the Iowa State university.
He was assistant professor in this
course at Cornell for two years, and has
recently been studying in Europe.
—Rev. Dr. Conwell, of Philadelphia,
had a law practice yielding a revenue of
820,000 a year before he entered the
ministry. So generous is he that he can
not receive any gift from church or
friends without bestowing it, or feeling
tempted to bestow it, on some one else.
—The corner-stone of a new building
for the Catholic university of America,
in Washington, was laid recently,
The new building will stand bv tlio
side of the Divinity hall. The addresses
at the corner-stone laying were made
by Cardinal Gibbons and Col. Charles S.
Bonaparte.
—The “Yale Class-book” shows tlio
rapid growth of the college by the size of
the senior class, which will graduate
with 187 men, surpassing tlie largest pre
vious class by 87. Ninety-three of tho
class are church members, principally
Congregutionalists, Episcopalians and
Presbyterians, but almost every sect is
represented. Fifty-two propose to study
law, 42 go Into busines, 11 study theoliv
gy, 10 medicine, and 18 expect to teach.
—The official census of the United
States gives an estimate of the respec
tive wealth of orthodox Jewish and re
form Jewish congregations. There are
:U<t orthodox organizations with a total
of 57,957 members and owning 82,892,-
050 in church property. The reform
congregations aggregate 72,892, witli
property valued at 80,952,225. The or-
thodox congregations are steadily di
minishing, while the reverse is true of
tho reform portion of the Jewish church.
—Chicago Graphic.
—From advance summaries from the
Congregational Year Hook for 1892 we
find that the whole numlier of Congrega
tional churches in the country is 4,980,
showinga gain of 109. The total member
ship is 525,093, a gain of 18,201; the total
additions have been 52,074, of which
110,608 were on confession. The Sunday-
schools show a membership of 020.000,
u gain of 12,341 syoung people's societies
number 2,994. with a membership of
145,100; the benevolent contributions
were 82,448,875, an increase of 8178,714.
The home expenditures were 80.791,087,
an increase of 8700,380.
TEACHING BABY TO WALK.
WATER DRINKING.
It rroiuot<‘H
t!i<‘ Elimination
WitHtOH.
of Bodily
The human Ixxly is constantly under
going tissue change. Water has the
power of increasing these tissue
changes, which multiply the waste
prixlucts, lint at the same time they
are renewed by its agencies, giving rise
to increased appetite, which in turn
provides fresh nutriment. Persons but
little accustomed to drink water are
liable to have the waste products
formed faster than they are removed.
Any obstruction to the free work
ing of natural laws at once pro
duces disease. People ' accustomed to
rise in the morning weak and languid
I will find the cause in the secretion of
wastes, which ninny times may be rem-
i edied by drinking a full tumbler of
water before retiring. This materially
assists in the process during the night
and leaves the ti‘ .ties fresh and strong,
ready for the active work of the day.
Hot water is one of the best remedial
agents. A hot batli on going to bed,
even in tlic hot nights of summer, is a
better reliever of insomnia than many
drugs. - llall'M Journal of Health.
The lieivaril ol Imliifttry.
be Grand Stanned—Why is thecrowd
being kept back so forcibly.
Kirby Stone So as to give the police
a chance to see the procession, 1 fancy.
—A Ferocious Husband.—“Yes, m\
dear, whenever we have ‘words’ he be
haves like a perfect savage.” “How
so?" “He makes for his club.”—Pick
Me Up,
—A Valuable Dog.—Mr.Black—“That
must be a valuable dog.” Mrs. Black—
“Why do you think so?” Mr. Black—
“Because he is so homely.”—Yankee
Blade.
Leave the Youngster Alone anil It Wilt
Learn Time Knnugli.
People sometimes ask: At what ago
can we scat a child in a chair; when
pirt him on his legs: how old must he
be before we can teach him to walk?
The answers are easy. He must not be
made to sit till he has spontaneously
sat up in his bed and lias imen able to
hold his seat. This sometimes happens
in the sixth or seventh month, some
times later. The sitting position is not
without danger, even when lie takes it
himself; imposed prematurely upon
him, it tires the backbone and may in
terfere with the growth. So the child
should never be taught to stand or
walk. That is bis affair, not ours.
Place him on a carpet in a healthy
room or in the open air and let him
play in freedom, roll, try to go
ahead on his hands and feet, or
go backward, which ho will do
more successfully at first; it all gradu
ally strengthens and hardens him.
Some day he will manage to get upon
his kees, another day to go forward
upon them and then to raise himself up
against the chairs. He thus learns to
do all he can, as fast as he can, and no
more.
But, they say, he will be longer in
learning to walk if he is left to go on
his knees or bis hands and feet indefi
nitely. What difference does it make
if, exploring the world in this way,
lie becomes acquainted with tilings,
learns to estimate distances, strength
ens his legs and back; prepares him
self in short, to walk better when he
gets to walking? The important thing
is not whether he walks now or then,
but that he learns to guide himself, to
help himself, and to have confidence in
himself. I hold, without exaggeration,
that education of the character is going
on at the same time with training loco
motion, and that the way one learns to
walk is not without moral importance.
—Popular Science Monthly.
He was On.
Tramp (to Salem girl)—Can't you
give me a cup of coffee?
Salem Girl—No; I have only cups of
chtua. I can give you some coffee in a
cup, however.
Tramp—Thanks, miss. And please
be kind enongli to drop a cube of sugar
into the receptacle, with a spoonful of
bovine juice.—Jury.
I Hunker's Injiiillclons Kemnrk.
Gazzam—That was a bad slip of the
tongue on Hunker's part.
, Maddox —Yes; he had just eaten a
fbana na. —J udge.
—Tolstoi's manuscript is full of iu
terlincutions and erasures, and the
handwriting is small, fine and hunt to
read. The counO-ss transerilx-s it for
the printer, and one year, it is said, site
made fifteen copies of one of her hus
band’s' books. T 1