The Darlington herald. (Darlington, S.C.) 1890-1895, June 03, 1891, Image 4
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REV. DR. TALMAGE
Thu Brooklyn Divine's
Snndav Sermon
Text: ''And the evening and the mom*
iii(j were the sixth day.''—Genesis i., 31.
From Monday morning to Saturday night
pives us a week’s work. If we have filled
i hat week with successes we are happy. But
i am going to tell you what God did in one
week. Cosmogony, geology, astronomy, or
orthology, ichthyology, botany, anatomy
are such vast subjects that no human life is
long enough to explore or comprehend any
one of then). But I have thought I might
in an unusual way tell you a little of what
God did in one week. And whether you .
make it a week of days or a week of ages, I
rare not, for 1 shall reach the same practi
cal result of reverence and worship.
The first Monday morning found swinging
in space the piled up lumber of rocks and
metal and soil and water from which the
earth was to l>e builded. God made up his
mind to create a human family, and they
must have a house to live in. But where?
Not a roof, not a wall, not a door, not a
room was fit for human occupancy. There
is not a pile of black basalt in Yellowstone
Park or an extinct volcano in Honolulu so
inappropriate for human residence as was
this globe at that early period. Moreover,
there was no human architect to draw a plan,
no quarry man to blast the foundation stones,
no carpenter to hew out a beam, and no
mason to trowel a wall.
The first thing needed was light. It was
not needed for God to work by, for He can
work as well in the darkness. But light may
be necessary, for angelic intelligences are to
see in its full glory the process of world build
ing. But where are the candles, where are
the candelabra, where is the chandelier? No
rising sun wdll roll in the morning, for if the
tun is already created its light will not yet
reach the earth in three days. Nor moon
nor stars can brighten this darkness. The
moon and stars are not born yet, or if
created their light will not reach the earth
lor some time yet. But there is need of im
mediate light. Where shall it come from?
The record makes me think that, standing
over this earth that spring morning, God
looked upon the darkness that palled the
heights of this world, and the chasms of it,
and the awful reaches of it, and uttered,
whether in the Hebrew of earth or some
language celestial I know not, that word
which stands for the subtle, bright, glowing
and all pervading fluid, that word which
thrills and garlands and lifts every thing it
touches, that word the full meaning of which
all the chemists of the ages have busied
themselves in exploring, that word which
suggests a force that flies one hundred and
ninety thousand miles in a second, and by
undulations seven hundred and twenty-seven
trillions in a second, that one word that God
utters—Light!
And instantly the darkness to shim
mer, and the thick folds of blue 'i;.\T; to lift,
and there were scintillations and corusca
tions and flashes and billowing up of resplen
dence, and in great sheets it spread out
northward, southward, eastward, westward,
and a radiance filled the atmosphere until it
could hold no more of the brilliance. Light
now to work by while supernatural intelli
gences look on. Light, the first chapter of
the first day of the week. Light, the joy of
the centuries. Light, the greatest blessing
that ever touched the human eye. The robe
of the Almighty is woven out of it, lor He
covers Himself with light as with a gar
ment. Ob, blessed light! 1 am so glad this
was the first thing created that week. For
1 nek of it the body stumbles. O thou Father
of Lights, give us light!
Now it is Tuesday morning. A delicate
and tremendous undertaking is set apart for
this day. There was a great superabun
dance of water. God, by the wave of His
hand, this morning gathers part of it in sus
pended reservoirs, and part of it He orders
down into the rivers and lakes and sease
How to hang whole Atlantic oceans in thu
clouds without their spilling over except iu
right quantities and at right times was a
undertaking that no one but Omnipotence
would have dared. Hut God does it as easily
as you would lift a glass of water. There He
hoists two clouds, each thirty miles wide and
live miles high, and balances them. Here
He lifts the cirrous clouds and spreads them
out in great white banks as though it had
been snowing in heaven. And the cirro-
stratus clouds in long parallel lines, so
straight you know an infinite geometer has
drawn them. Clouds which are the armory
from which thunder storms got their bayo
nets of fire. Ciouds which are oceans on
the wing. No wonder, long after this first
Tuesday of creation week, Elihu confounded
Job with the question, “Dost thou know the
balancing of the clouds?*’
Half of this Tuesday work done, the other
half is the work of compelling the waters to
lie down in their destined places. Bo God
picks up the solid ground and packs it up in
to the five elevations, which are the conti
nents. With his finger ho makes deep de
pressions in them, and these are the lakes,
while at the piling up of the Alleghanies and
Bierra Nevadas and Pyrenees and Alps and
Himalayas the rest of the waters start by
the Jaw of gravitation to the lower places,
and in their run down hill become the
rivers, and then all around the earth these
rivers come into convention and become
oceans beneath, ns the clouds are oceans
above.
, Now it is Wednesday morniug of the
world’s first week. Gardening and horticul
ture will be born to-day. How queer the
hills look, and so unattractive they seem
hardly worth having been made. But now
all the surfaces are changing color. Borne-
‘hing beautiful is creeping all over them. It
lias the color of emerald. Ay, it is herbage.
Hail to the green guest! Cod's favorite color
and God’s favorite plant, as I judge from
the fact that ho makes a larger number of
tiiem than of anything else. But look yon
der! Something starts out of the ground
and goes higher up, higher and higher, and
spreads out broad leaves. It is a palm tree.
onder is another growth, and its leaves
bang far down, and it is a willow tree. And
yonder is a growth with a mighty sweep of
branches. And hero they come—the pear,
and the apple, and the peach, and the pome
granate, and groves, and orchards, and for
ests, their shadows and their fruit girdling
the earth.
Now it is Thursday morning of the world’s
first week. Nothing will he created to-day.
The hours will be passed iu scattering fogs
and mists and vapors. The atmosphere
must be swept clean. Other worlds are to
heave In sight. This little ship of the earth
has seemed to have all the ocean of im
mensity to itself. But mightier craft are to
lie hailed to-day on the high seas of space.
First, the moon’s white sail appears and
does very weH until the sun bursts upon the
scene. The light that on the previous three
mornings was struck from an especial word
now gathers in the sun, moon and stars.
One for the day, the other for the night.
And the sun now appears, afterward to be
found eight hundred and eighty-eight thou
sand miles in diameter, and, put in astro
nomical scales, to bo found to weigh nearly
four hundred thousand times heavier than
our earth; a mighty furnace, its heat kept
up by meteors pouring into it as fuel, a world
devouring other worlds with its jaws of
flame. And the stars come out, those street
lamps of heaven, those keys of pearl, upon
which God’s fingers play the music of the
spheres. How bright they look in this ori
ental evening! Constellations! Galaxies'
"'tint a twenty-four hours of this first week
— solar, lunar, stellar appearances! All this
Thursday and the adjoining nights employed
in pulling aside the curtain of vapor from
these flushed or pale-taced worlds.
Now it is Friday morning in the first weel
of the world’s history. " ater, but not a fit
swimming it; air. but not a wine flying it.
It is a silent world. Can it be that it was
made only for vegetables? But hark! There
is a swirl and a splashing in all the feur
rivers of Bison, Gihon, Hidekel and Euphra
tes. They are all aswim with life, some
darting like arrows through split crystal,
and others quiet in dark pools like shadows
Everything, from spotted trout to behemoth,
all colored, all shaped, the ancestors of
finny tribes that shall by their wonders of
construction confound the Agassizes, the
< ’nyiein and the Linnnmses and the ichthyo
logists of the more than six thousand years
following this Friday of the first week.
And while I stand on the banks of these
Baradisaical rivers, watching these finny
tribes, I hear a whirr in the air and I look up
and behold wings—wings of larks, robins,
doves, eagles, flamingoes, albatrosses, brown
threshers. Creatures of all color—blue, as
if dipped in the skies; fiery, as if they had
down out of the sunsets; golden, as if they
had taken their morning bath in buttercups.
And while I am studying the colors they be
gin to carol and chirp and coo and twitter
and run up and down the scales of a music
I that they must have heard at heaven’s gat*.
; Yea I find them in Paradise on this the first
Friday afternoon of the world’s existence.
And I sit down on the bank of the Euph-
ratea, and the murmur of the river, to-
j getber with the chantof birds in thesky, puts
| me into a state of somnolence. “And the
evening and the morning were the fifth day.’
1 Now it is Saturday morning of the world’s
first week and with this day the week closes.
But, oh, what a climacteric dayl The air
has its population and the water its popula
tion . Yet the land has not one inhabitant.
But here they come, by the voice of God cre
ated ! Horses grander than those which in
after time Job will describe as having Beck
clothed with thunder. Cattle enoupi to
cover a thousand hills. Sheep shepherde!
by Him who made for them the green pas
tures. Cattle superior to the Alderney s and
-Vversbirea and Devonshii ea of after times.
Leopards so beautiful we are glad they can
not change their spots. Lions without their
fierceness and all the quadruped world so
gentle, so sleek, so perfect.
But something is wanted in Paradise and
the week is almost done. Who is there tt-
pluck the flowers of this Edeuio lawn? Who
is there to command these worlds of quadru
ped and fish an! bird? For whom has God
put back the curtain from the face of sun
and moon and star? The world wants ar
emperor and empress. It is Saturday after
noon. No one but the I/ird Almighty can
originate a human being. In the world-
where there are in the latter part of the
Nineteenth century over fourteen hundred
million people, a human being is not a curi
osity.
Before night there were to be two human
and yet immortal beings constructed. Tht>
woman as well as the man was formed Sat
urday afternoon. Because a deep sleep fell
upon Adam, and by divine surgery a por-
lion of his side was removed for the nucleus
«f another creation, it has been supposed
that perhaps days and nights passed be-
i ween the masculine and feminine creations.
But no! Adam was not three hours un-
aiated.
God breathed into this cold sculpture of
a man the breath of life, and the heart be
gins to beat, and the lungs to inhale, and
the eyes to open, and the form to thrill,
and with the rapture of a life just com«
the prostrate being leaps to his feet—a
man!
But the soane of this Saturday is not yet
lone, and in, the atmoephere, drowsy with
t he breath of flowers, and the song of bobo
links and robin redbreast*, the man slum
bers, and bv anaesthetics, divinely adminis
tered, the sluoiber deepens until without the
oozing of nne drop of blood at the time or
the faintest scar afterward, that portion is
removed from his side which is to be built,
up the Queen of Paradise, the daughter of
the great God, the mother of the human
race, the benediction of all ages, woman the
wife, afterward woman the mother.
What do you. think of that one week's
work? I review it not for entertainment,
Imt because I would have you join in David's
doxology, “Great and marvelous are Thy
works. Lord God Almighty;” because I want
you to know what it homestead our Father
I uilt for His children at the start, though sin
has despoiled it, and because I want you to
know how the world will look again when
Christ shall have restored it, swinging now
between two Edens; because I want you to
realize something of what a mighty God He is,
aud the utter folly of trying to war against
Him; because I want you to make peace
with this Chief of the universe, the Christ
wbo mediates between-offended Omnipotence
and human rebellion; because I want you to
know how fearfully and wonderfully you
are made, your body as well as your soul an
Omnipotent achievement; because I want
you to realize that order reigns throughout
the universe, and that God’s watches tick
to the second, and that His clocks strike
regularly, though they strike once in a
thousand vears.
SELECT SIFTINGS.
Bacon is cured with hops.
London will have a new Thames tun
nel.
Paris will build an underground rail
way.
Spain and Morocco will be united by
cable.
Dyspepsia is one of the most common
causes of baldness.
Of 45,000 persons ill of cholera in
Japan last year 31,500 died.
An Ohio young man has turned green
from the ellects of cigarette smoking.
(Jotobed Fenn is the name of a farmer
living in Dickinson County, Kan.
Kcv. K. L. Kidd, a Canadian evange
list, can recite the entire Bible from
memory.
A man was in Athens, Ga., recently
exhibiting a bulldog with one foot ex
actly the shape of a hoof.
Turkish soldiers, in a recent taget con
test, proved that not ane in twenty could
hit a man at twenty paces.
Mr. Taphng’s famous colection of post
age stamps,-valued at $100,000, has been
bequeated to the British Museum.
On dark nights a white light can be
seen farther than any other color; on
bright nights red takes the first place.
The United States is said to be the
greatest candy country in the world,
$5,000,000 worth being consumed every
year.
In France a medical man can not be
compelled to divulge, even iu a court of
law, the nature of the disease for which
he has treated a patient.
Throe hundred to four hundred tons
of coal per day is the amount used in
some of the large passenger steamers on
the Atlantic. This is about one ton per
mile run.
The Queen’s favorite dogs, upward of
thirty in number, were photographed
during last week at the royal kennels at
Windsor. The animals are Pomeranians,
collies, fox terriers and dachshunds.
An elderly New Yorker, whose busi
ness takes him to Europe twice a year,
always makes a special contract with the
steamship company that if he should die
on the voyage his body is not to be buried
at sea.
Thor was a god of the chase and was
represented as being seated on a couch of
skins with twelve stars over his head and
j sceptre in his hand. Thursday oi
“Thor's day” was the day Thor was wor
shiped.
The llomestake Mine, in the Black
Hills, is generally supposed to bo the
richest gold mine in the world. Each
month from $150,000 to $200,000 iu gold
is taken out. The vein is 300 feet wide
and about two miles iu length.
All Ilohenzolleru Princes are baptized
with water from the Jordan. A great
porcelain jug of this water is kept in the
shop of the castle apothecary, and after
every baptism, the water left in the font
is carefully returned to this receptacle.
Stories of human beings with their
hearts on the wrong side have occasional
ly made their appearance, but Cincinnati
comes to the front with one about a man
in that city who has his brain placed
placed wrong side foremost in his head.
Tiie first goldfish brought to Europe,
from where this country received its
earliest supplies, were of the poorest and
commonest breed; they were of a golden
color, hence the name of the entire genus;
aud it will thus be understood why peo
ple speak of black, white, red or blue
goldfish. The old fashioned goldfish
lives now in a wild state in this country,
and is in fact counted among the native
fishes of North America.
In order to tell the day of the week of
any date take the last two figures of the
yeai, add a quarter to this, disregarding
the fraction; add the date of the mouth,
and to this add the figure in the follow
ing list, one figure standing for each
month 3 6 6-2 4-0 2-5-1-3-6-1. Divide
the sum by 7, and the remainder will
give the number of the day in the week,
and when there is no remainder the day
will be Saturday. As an example take
March 19, 1890. Take 90, add 23, add
19, add 6. This gives 137, which, d>
vided by seven, leaves a remaindei of 4,
which is (ho number oi the day, or
Wednesday.
Much of the olive oil exported from
Franco is adulterated with different
teed and nut oils. At least seveu or
eight of the seed products arc so em
ployed. The French farmers and the
agricultural stations are doing what they
can to remedy this, aa growers of olivea
are being seriously injured by these
cheap mixtures.
INGENUITY OF SMUGGLERS
THEY &3EP THE SPECIAL iTBKAS-
/UBY AGENTS BUSY.
Books'That Were Never Intended to
be iHead—Clever SchenaesiThwart-
ed by Customs Officers.
The most romantic and Interesting
portion of the work of the inspectors
connected with the office of the United
States Special Treasury Agent is the
secret or detective part of it, and the
inspectors and agents who visit the
steamship docks or stroll idly about the
Custom House or Appraiser’s stores in
citizen’s dress are all men of determina
tion, keenness and energy. The Sur
veyor of the Port, with his force of 310
inspectors, twelve inspectresses and 119
night inspectors, is compelled to ac
knowledge that without the aid of the
Special Treasury Agent and his efficient
corps of assistants the Government would
be defrauded of hundreds of thousands
of dollars yearly.
Smuggling as carried on to-day varies
little in its methods or subterfuges from
that of ten, twenty or fifty years agp.
The ingenuity of man is constantly sup
plying new means for evading the collec
tion of lawful duties, but these newly in
vented methods follow along old lines to
a large extent, and the facilities for cap
turing a smuggler who operated in that
unknown epoch in history commonly
called “before the war” are much the
same as those in vogue at the present
day.
No one can appreciate the workings of
the Department who does not know that
it is on intimate terms of correspondence
with the consuls at foreign cities, the
ministers at foreign capitals, the Depart
ment of State at Washington, the De
partment of the Navy, the Secret Service
and all the branches of the Customs De
partment. When this is considered it is
not strange that the inspectors of the
special Treasury agents, or at least the
agents themselves, are pretty well in
formed of all that is going on in the na
ture cf importations, ami know just
where and how to look for violations of
the law.
Oftentimes arrests are not made when
the evidence is such as would convict
the tiansgressor indubitably, but there is
always a reason, and a good one, why
this should not be done, even though the
fact is not explained to the most interest
ed man of the group, the smuggler.
False bottoms in trunks, wonderful and
varied appearances in anatomical lines in
connection with passengers landing from
the great ocean steamers, lumps in cloth
ing and crackling sounds between the
lining and the cloth of a dress, the stick
ing together of two leaves of a book, an
almost imperceptible bole in a cake of
soap, a ringing sound in a man's boot-
heel, a little knot iu the corner of a
pocket handkerchief—all these the Cus
toms Inspector knows and investigates.
Not bug ago a passenger of one of the
German steamships started to walk off
the dock with a mackintosh thrown over
his aim, after having his baggage ex
amined. One of the inspectors thought
the mackintosh rather heavy and investi
gated. Carefully sewn iu, as a lining,
was found a silk dress, valued at over
$300. Hepeatcdly silk cloth has been
found inside cf the sleeve-linings of both
male and female garments.
Women are especially susceptible to
tbo enticements of smuggling. It has
been said that no woman can resist the
temptation to make an effort to carry
goods subject to duty past a Custom
House officer, and it is a statement made
by certain officials in the Custom service
that if every passenger on board incom
ing ocean steamers were thoroughly and
completely searched as he might be, it is
probable that not one out of fifty would
be found to have resisted the allurements
of just a trifling bit of smuggling to add
romance to the home-coming. Often
times such carrying in of dutiable goods
is merely inadvertence, lack ot knowl
edge or oversight. Presents bought for
the “dear ones at home” have been over
looked when'an estimate was made of
the dutiable goods and were only re
called to memory when found by the
Customs officer.
Perhaps the most novel and popular
form of amusement for the smuggler
nowadays is to use Uncle Sam's post bags
for his exciting trade. A number of
books have lately been entered at the
postofficc, sent from Foreign countries,
which were not altogether intended for
reading purposes. Several months ago
there was received at the New York
Postofficc a handsomely bound volume of
Italian poetry. The book was printed
on a high grade of paper and bore the
date “Padua, 1733.” Its title was “1 e
Trcgedic Di Giovanni Delfino.” It was
probably siip|fiuctl that the postoffice au
thorities would “pass” the book, on
looking at its title, on its examination.
Unfortunately, in this, as iu all cases
where books arc in the mail, the volume
was opened and carefully examined. A
section of the cenlrc of 200 leaves was
< ut out, through the book, and iu the
cavity thus formed was placed a green
table spread with cotton embroidery upon
whi’ll an extreme valuation of $3 could
barely be placed. Buyers of antique
books who have examined the volume,
which is now iu the Customs seizure-
room, say that had it uot been mutilated
it would have readily been worth $100.
Lately this volume lias been followed
by a volume of the Report of the British
National Fisheries Exposition, which
was not all n report, for quite a collec
tion of jewelry was placed iu a neatly
scoopcd-out orifice in the centre of its
leaves. Extremes met when a Latin
dictionary was put in use for transport
ing a pipe, and the “Odd Fellows’Quar
terly Magazine” did duty ns a packing
case for two razors. A novel called “The
Great Tontine” held two diminutive and
very prettily decorated Chinese vases,
but the height of incongruities was
reached when the “Sermons of Bishop
Brookfield, of London," drifted into the
New York Postofficc artfully surround
ing several sets of false teeth.
It is not generally known that no mer
chandise other than books cun be shipped
through the mails from foreign coun
tries. Cigars, cutlery and ehinawnre,
jewelry and fabrics of cotton and silk
are often started on their long journey,
with notations accompanying them sta
ting that they arc samples of gifts, but
these casual remarks never save the
goods. They iino their way to the United
States Custom Ifouse seizure room, and
there remain until the yearly auction.
Steerage passengers of the kind who
seek the services of peo
ple on landing, are no freer "from the
taint of smuggling than their more aris
tocratic brethren above deck. One ol
the Customs Inspector; saw an Italian ol
mean dress and poor appearance, who
wore on the little finger of his left hand
a diamond ring which glittered in the
rays of the sun shining over Miss Lib
erty’s left shoulder as the vessel was
coming up the bay. He thought the oc
currence unusual and investigated. Two
thousand dollars’ worth of jewelry wai
taken from the emigrant's person. He
had fallen a victim to his own vanity.
He was unable to resist the delights ol
making a display before bis fellow pas
sengers.—Neiit York WorbL
Modern humanity 1ms larger heads and
•holier legs than the ancients.
HOUSEHOLD AFFAIBS.
CLEANING WINDOWS.
Cleaning windows is an important part
of the work in the routine of housekeep
ing, and while It does not seem a diffi
cult task to keep the glass clear and
bright it nevertheless requires a knowl
edge of what not to do. Never wash
windows when the sun is shining upon
them, otherwise they will be cloudy aud
streaky from drying before they are well
polished off; and never wash the out
side of the window first if you wish to
save trouble. Dust the gloss and sash
and wash the window inside, using a
little ammonia in the water; wipe with a
cloth free from lint and polish off with
soft paper. For the corners a small
brush or pointed stick covered with one
end of the cloth is useful. When you
come to the glass outside the defects
remaining will lie more closely seen.
Wipe the panes as soon as possible after
washing aud rinsing and polish with
either chamois or soft paper. In rins
ing one may dash the water on the out
side or use a large sponge. It is prefer
able to a cloth.—AVis York World.
CARE OF CHINA WARE.
One of the most important things is to
season glass and china to sudden change
of temperature, so that they will remain
sound after exposure to sudden heat and
cold. This is best done by placing tho
articles in cold water, which must gradu
ally be brought to the boiling point and
then allowed to cool very slowly, taking
several hours to do it. The more com
mon the materials the more care in this
respect is required. All china that has
any gilding upon it may on no account be
rubbed with a cloth of any kind, but
merely rinsed first in hot and afterward
in cold water and left to drain till dry.
It may be rubbed with a soft wash leather
and a little dry whiting, but this opera
tion must not be repeated more than once
n year, otherwise the gold will most cer
tainly be rubbed off aud the china
spoiled. When the plates, etc., are put
away in the china closet pieces of paper
should be placed between them to pre
vent scratches on the glaze or painting,
as the bottom of all ware lias little par
ticles of sand adhering to it, picked up
from the oven wherein it was glazed.
The china closet should be iuudry situa
tion, as a damp closet will soon tarnish
the gilding of the best crockery. In a
common dinner service it is a great evil
to make the plates too hot, as it invari
ably cracks the glaze on the surface, if
not the plate itself. The fact is when
the glaze is injured every time tho
‘ ’things” are washed tho water gets to
the interior, swells the porous clay and
makes the whole fabric rotten. In this
condition they will also absorb grease,
and when exposed to further heat tho
grease makes the dishes brown and dis
colored. If an old, ill used dish be made
very hot indeed a teaspoonful of fat will
be seen to exude from the minute fissures
upon its surface. These latter remarks
apply more particularly to common wares.
— Olanicare Reporter.
RECIPES.
Hollandaise Sauce—Cream a half cup
ful of butler, add the yolks of two eggs
and beat well, then add the juice of half
a lemon, one saltspoonful of salt aud a
few grains cf cayenne. Just before
serving add slowly one third of a cupful
of boiling water and cook over hot
water till slightly thick. This sauce, if
well made, is particularly nice to servo
with fish.
Virginia Pudding—Scald one quart of
milk and pour it gradually on three
tablcspoonfnls of flour. Add yolks of
six eggs and whites of two and grated
rind of one lemon. Bake about twenty
minutes or until well set aud put away
to cool. Beat the whites of four eggs
to a stiff froth with a coffee-cup of
powdered sugar; add juice of the lemon.
Pour over the pudding when it is quite
cold.
Haggis—Haggis “stuffed in a bladder
and boiled iu a pan” is what is eaten in
bonnic Scotland. To an even cupful of
oatmeal (which must be soaked all night
in water) allow half a cup ot raisins,
washed and stoned; the same quantity of
dried currants, three of mutton suet,
chopped fine, and a little salt. Mix
well with sufficient water to form a stiff
paste, fill a sausage bladder with it, tie
up tightly and boil.
Potato Fritters—To two cupfuls warm
mashed potatoes add two tablespooufuls
cream, one tcaspoouful salt, a slight grat
ing of nutmeg and a few grains cayenne.
Add three eggs and two yolks well
beaten, and beat till cool. Add one-half
cupful flour and drop by the spounliil in
hot lard. Fry light colored and drain
on paper. Add one tablespoonful of salt
to six medium-sized potatoes in boiling,
la seasoning, a little nutmeg may be
used. These fritters are very nice.
Plain Omelette—Break six eggs into a
bowl, beat them very light and add six
tablsspoonfuls of hot water. Have an
iron saucepan, about eight inches in
diameter, hot, and melt iu it one table-
spoonfni of butter. Pour in the eggs
and shake the saucepan vigorously until
the mixture thickens. Let it stand a
minute or two to brow, run a knife
around the sides of the saucepan, aud
double it over. Slip it into a hot dish
and acive immediately. Just before
folding it, sprinkle half a teaspoonful of
salt over tho top of the omelette.
Melton Veal—Take cold roast veal,
chop fine and season with pepper, salt
and lemon juice, add onc-fourlh the
bulk of cracker crumbs, moisten with
good rich stock; take one-third the
amount of finely chopped lean ham; sea
son with mustard and cayenne pepper;
add cracker crumbs, as with the veal,
and moisten with stock. Butter a mold
and line with slices of hard-boiled eggs;
put in the two mixtures—of ham and
veal—irregularly, so that when it is
cooked it will have a mottled appearance,
press closely and steam one hour. Set
away to cool, remove from tho mold and
slice before serving. Nice for lunch of
supper.
Rapid Shoe Making.
From time to time there have appeared
statements of startling records having
been achieved in the quick manufacture
of shoes. Here is an item that ought to
take front rank iu that regard. Not long
ago William T. Ash, of Lynn, Mass., re
ceived a “hurry up” order at 3 o’clock
in the afternoon for u pair of wedding
shoes that were wanted for tho nuptials
that evening. He was equal to the re
quirements. The lasts were picpared to
measure, the uppers cut and stitched, the
shoes lasted, welts and outsolcs sewed on
by hand, and the pair, perfectly and sub
stantially made and finished, were ready
at 5 o'clock, just two hours after receiv
ing the order. For hand turn work this
was certainly remarkable. Thu usual
time required for auch shoos to pass
through the factory is two vccks in the
ordinary course of manufacture. Per
haps, when other shops arc heard from,
more astonishing facts o! shocmaking
may be related.—Shoe und leather Re
porter.
The fifty largest libraries in Germany
possess 12,700,000 volumes, against those
of England with about 6,450,000, und of
North America with about 6,100,000
volumes,
AN ORIENTAL GENTLEMAN?}
A HIGH CHINESE OFFICIAL ON HIS
NATIVE HEATH.
Intelligent and Polite—Hie Dress—
He Charms an American Travel
er—Why He Looked Distressed. __
A Chinese gentleman is described in
the late Richard H. Dana’s*paper, “A
Voyage on the Grand Canal of China”
(which appears in the Atlantic). Mr.
Dana says:
The amazement of these quiet China
men, sitting at their doors and counters,
at tho spectacle of two strange men, in
such strange costume, with light com
plexions and hair aud no skullcaps or
cues, was too much for them, and they
poured out and pressed upon us,until we
were glad to find ourselves within the
Custom House. Here we found a high
official, whose exact rank wo did not
know, but wbo appeared to have full
powers. There was something extremely
interesting and impressive in the aspect
of this gentleman; for gentleman he was,
if I ever saw one. He was young, say
twenty-five or thirty,with a countenance
of great intelligence, frankness and gen
tleness, with every appearance of integ
rity,and a charm of manner which would
have carried oil tho prize for politeness
in any competitive examination.
He assured us that no boats not official
could pass after the gate was once closed.
The refusal seemed all the more decisive
from its extreme politeness. But the
countenance of Mr. Sylo exhibited no
discomfiture. Instead of moving off, he
sat down quietly, awaiting a change of
policy, anil engaged the officer in con
versation upon general topics of interest.
The gentleman, whose name was U-u,
inquired about Dr. Hobson’s work on
auatoiny, which had been lately trans
lated into Chinese, aud of English works
on history and geography, the names of
which he knew, and some of which he
had obtained al great expense and trouble
at this inland city. Mr. Syle took his
address aud a memorandum of the books
which he named, and promised to send
them to him from Shanghai. Mr. Syle
thought he had now advanced his earth
works far enough for an assault; and
telling him of our distinguished party of
learned men, magistrates and scholars,
suggested the great honor he might do
us and the great pleasure he would con
fer if he would pay us a visit on board
our boat. He accepted the Invitation
with as much eagerness ns etiquette and
dignity would permit; and, bringing a
small force of servants to carry lanterns
and keep oil the crowd, he was soon
seated iu the cabin of our boat. Cigars
aud wine were offered him. He took
one or two puffs at the cigar and one sip
of the wine, and when he was pressed,
instead of saying that they were too
strong for him, said he feared he was not
strong enough lor them. The conversa
tion became very intert ting. He was a
scholar, a student of Kong-Futz and
Mentz; had received high degrees, as
the costly gem on his cap indicated, and
was inclined to philosophic specu
lations ; had read many English
works translated into Chinese, and was
eager for more. He confessed, or rather
asserted, the superiority of Western sci
ence, and looked forward to its spread in
China. 1 le was dressed iu the most cost
ly silks, tastefully cut and arranged, and
of colors so exquisite that wo could
hardly keep our eyes off them. We cer
tainly could not keep our eyes off him.
The effect he prod need can be expressed
by no other word than charm. He did
not overdo manner, as many Chinese do,
and there was an appearance of more
sincerity in his kindness and attentions
than we usually give his race credit for.
He scarcely moved in his seat. There
was nothing approaching a hasty gesture
or action, only an exquisite repose, yet
his voice und face were alive with inter
est. He summoned one of his servants,
excused himself for writing something
on a paper, dismissed tiie servant, and
resumed the conversation. Soon Mr. Syle,
looking out of the window, told us that
the boat was moving, but that wo must
not notice it. Tho spell of our visitor’s
politeness was upon us all. What was
to become of our friend! The boat still
moved ou, but there was no interruption
to tbe conversation. At last a servant
appeared, made a bow to our visitor, and
retired, lie then rose, and said that this
happiness must come to an end; that
time had passed faster than he thought
in such instructive and agreeable con
versation. lie took down the name and
i.dd ess of each of us, and hoped that
something would give him the pleasure
of seeing us again, though he could not
suppose that we should think it worth
while to revisit Su-Clmu. It was clearly
his purpose to leave the boat and get
beyond tho reach of our thanks before
wc should discover that the gates had
been opened, our three boats taken
through, and that wo were nearly at tho
end of the suburb, with a free course
down the canal.
Wo held a short consultation about
money. We had been told that every
official in China, whatever his rank or
dignity, would take money, if not bribes.
We had not found it so thus far, and to
offer money to such a being as this, to
do him that wrong, » being so majesti-
cal! We agreed that Mr. Syle should
make him a speech, telling him that we
were aware that some poor men at the
gates must have been put to labor be
yond their hours; that we could not
think of Icaviug without making them
compensation; that we could not find
them, or know how to distribute it prop
erly ; and would he, might we presume
to ask bi n to take charge of a small
purse, and let some one distribute it in
our uauic? But no; he detected the
slightest scent of money, und the manner
in which lie waved away Mr. Syle and
the whole subject was incomparable, I
may say indescribable. He did not utter
a word; but a look of distress—I cannot
say of even tho slightest reproach—a
wavo of the liaiul, a bow, and the imme
diate resuming of the conversation where
it had stopped combined in the decisive
result of humbled acquiescence on our
part.
Will Tunnel a Volcano.
It is proposed to drive a tunnel inte
the very crater of Popocatapctl, Mexico,
and to build from the mouth of tbe tun
nel a railway to connect with the inter-
oceanic road at Ameacameca. The par
ties who arc negotiating with the owner
of tho volcano are said to represent a
rich French syndicate, who expect to
get at least 100,000 tons of sulphur an
nually from the very bowels of the old
Mexican land-mark.—St. Louie Repub
lic.
Two Thousand Times nn Inventor.
John Y. Smith, of Doylostown, Penn.,
has tho record of having made over 2000
inventions. The principal one is a
vacuum air brake; the others mainly re
late to a lino of machinery. He is now
working in tho sphere of photography,
endeavoring to discover a way to photo-
g:aph in natural colors. Mr. Smith is a
largo man with gray beard, and is about
sixty years old. He has made an im
mense fortune through his inventions,
and has been honored in many ways by
the crowned heads of Europe in recog
nition of his services to progress.—
T\mee-Democrat.
WISE WORDS.
He who does nothing is very near do
ing ill.
A forward child shows a backward
parent.
The everlasting gloomy man can b(
ignored.
The everlasting funny man is to be
dreaded.
Nothing is more refreshing than true
politeness.
There is too much law and too little
justice extant.
The gilder and the refiner of gold see
no beauty in a cowslip.
All that remains of life is death; all
that remains of death is a handful ot
ashes.
It is the greatest possible praise to be
praised by a man who is himself deserv
ing of praise.
Some people see everything connected
with themselves and their friends a)
through a magnifying glass.
Doing nothing for others is the undo
ing of one’s self. We do most good to
ourselves when doing for othen.
In proportion as one’s nature and
emotions develop iu complexity does
their expression gain in directness and
simplicity.
Tell your friend that he is looking
thin; intellectual people are often thin.
He may think you are indirectly compli
menting him.
Though a man may not escape his
fate, ho shall bind her hands in the
meshes of her own web and triumph iu
fulfilling her degrees.
Wc arc apt to forget that the only at
tribute of a crown is not its lustre; that
in proportion as it is precious will il
press upon the brows with the weight of
responsibility.
A free rein may be given ambition if
one is strong and sure of touch. But
otherwise there comes disaster more
melancholy than that which befell an at
tempt to drive ambition tandem with
love.
Some are born happy—those who die
young; some achieve happiness in learn
ing how to live; but no one has ever yet
had happines thrust upon him—not even
your friend, the hod-carrier, or your pass
ing acquaintauce, the tinsmith.
Love breeds not with ambition. Love
is unique. Let the bears howl around
your domicile, but keep this heavenly
songster to soothe your soul and glad
your heart on the nights which would
else be solitary. For love is the only
guest that finds a ready corner on the
soul's hearthstone.
The California Miner of '49.
The early miner has never been truly
painted. I protest against the flippant
style and eccentric rhetoric of those
writers who have made him n terror, or
who, seizing up a sporadic case of ex
treme oddity, some drunken, brawling
wretch, have' given a caricature to the
world as the typical miner. The so-called
literature that treats of the golden era is
too extavagant in this directian. In all
my personal experience in mining-camps
from 1849 to 1854 there was not a case
of bloodshed, robbery, theft or actual
violence. I doubt if a more orderly so
ciety was ever known. How could it be
otherwise? The pioneers were young,
ardent, uncorrupted, most of them well
educated and from the best families in
the East. The early miner was ambitious,
energetic and enterprising. No under
taking was too great to daunt him. The
pluck and resources exhibited by him in
attempting mighty projects with nothing
but his courage and his brawny arms to
carry them out was phenomenal. His
generosity was profuse and his sympathy
active, knowing no distinction of race.
His sentiment that justice is sacred was
never dulled. His services were at com
mand to settle differences peaceably, or
with pistol in hand to right a grievous
wiong to a stranger. His capacity for
self-government never has been sur
passed. Of a glorious epoch, ho was of
a glorious race.—Century
The •• Water-Cask” riant.
A celebrated African traveler mentions
that in crossing one of the many sandy
deserts in that country ho came across
the only known living species of aqua
bulbo, the “water-cask” plant. The
region it inhabits is far from any stream
of water, where, as far as the eye can
reach, nothing can be seen but heaps of
sand. “The sight of this little green
creeper, which resembles the common
ground ivy in some respects,” he says,
“filled inc with nn intense longing to
once more sec the green meadows aud
cool, shady forests which wc had now
left at least 300 miles behind. For four
days we had not seen even so much as a
spear of grass or a dried-up cactus, the
latter having been quite plentiful the
week before. The botanist of the com
pany, In examining one of the plants,
found thus unexpectedly growing in the
centre of a sandy African desert, noticed
what lie supposed was a green, bulbous
fruit growing under the thick leaves of
the creeper,almost resting upon the sand
underneath. In making an effort to
pluck one of these for preservation it
burst with a smart report,throwing water
in the face and over the clothes of the
intruding naturalist. Here, surely, we
had a first class wonder; a plautgrowin-'
in the desert with no other green thing in
sight, car.ying its own water-bags with
it. Parrin, our chemist, analyzed tho
water found in some of tho bulbs picked
for his inspection, and declared it to be
absolutely pure, as much so as distilled
rain water. Each bulb or berry con
tained about two to four tablespooufuls
of water. As it happened, we had a sup
ply of water sufficient for our journey
and to spare, but AVilliarason, tbe botan
ist, and Parvin, the chemist, with all tho
enthusiasm of true scicutists, plucked
about a quart of the waterberries aud ex
tracted the water,something over a pint,
and drank it with apparent relish.” St.
Louie Republic.
Italy and Abyssinia are having a till
over a treaty.
Makes the
Weak Strong
The W»J in which Hood's Sonapartltn builds up
people In run down or weakened Mate of health
roncliulrely proses the claim that this medicine
“makee the weak itron*." Itdoea not act like a
stimulant. Imparting Actttlo us .strength from which
there must follow a reaction of greater weakness
lhan before, hut In the moet natural way Hood's
Sarsaparilla overcome* that tired feeling, creates an
appetite, purlfle* tbe blood, and, In short, give* great
bodily, nerve, mental and digestive strength.
Hood’s
Sarsaparilla
Sold by all Unigglsta $l:ilx forts. Prepared only
bye. I. HOOD a CO., Apothecartea, Lowell, Ham.
IOO Po»eMOn» Dollar
B. N. P. 28,
H l/lirro POtMTIVKIaY KbMK!>Ifcl>.
iVIlLLu cireely I’nnt Ktretehwr
y siutlcnt* ut llui vunl, Amherst, anti oilier
Colleges, also, by proieailonal and business men every
where. If not for tale In your town send liSo. to
p. J. UltKICtY, 716 VVMbtnitoa Slreet, Dostoo.
“A Snail’s Pace.”
Glndslonc s Hals.
“A snail’s pace’’ need uot be used
any longer as a term more or less in
definite. By an interesting experiment
at the Florence Polytechnic Institute a
few days ago the puce was acertained ex
actly aud reduced to figures, which may
now be used by persons who favor the
use of the exact terms. A half a dozen
of the mollusks were permitted to crawl
between two points ten feet apart, and
from this the average pace was ascer
tained. In working the calculation into
feet, yards, rods, furlongs and miles it
w’as found that it would take a small
snail exactly fourteen days to crawl a
mile.—SL Louis Itejjublic.
Making Diamonds Luminous.
“Did you know that diamonds, or
rather, I should say, some diamonds,
have the quality of being hr inous?”
asked William N. Kiudell, of Boston, at
the Hotel Imperial. “It is a thing that
has only recently been discovered. Out
of 150 diamo 'Is which I saw rubbed on
pine board at a college experiment, only
three were found to give out light.
These showed their luminous quality if
rubbed on a pie e «>!* linen or rough
cloth, but the hardest surface of the
board made the light appear more dis
tinctly.”—iYVic York J'clo/ram.
Sardines packed in tomatoes instead of
oil have evidently come to Ftay. In fact,
they have become a gastronomic fad.
As mercury will surely destroy tbo sense ot
pm. 11 and completely derauco the whole sys-
t.’iLi when entering it through tbo mucous sur
faces. Such articles should never be used ex
cept on prescriptions from reputable phvsl-
nans, as tho dam.-me they will do is ton fold t<:
t he e.M’d you can possibly derive from them,
Dalis Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
' ’honey Ar Co., Toledo, O.,contains no mercury,
tud is taken internally, and acts directly upon
«be blood and mucous surfaces of tho system.
In buying Hall's Catarrh ('ure bo euro you pet
the p. iimnr it is taken internally, anil made
‘.n lob do, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co.
t ^ Sold by Dmppists, price «5c. per bottle.
if you would be correct in pronounclnp
Manitoba accent tbo hist syllable.
For Dyspepsia* Indigestion and Htoioach
disorders, use Brown’s Iron Bitters. Tbo Best
Tonic, it rebuilds tbo system, cleans tho Blood
and streuptbens tbo muscles. A splendid ton
ic for weak and debilitated persons.
Kansas City Is promised ico at five cents a
hundred, as a result of com net it ion.
I nt it led to flic
All are entitled to the best that their money
"ill buy, so every famib. should have, at once
a bottle of tho be t family remedy, Syrup of
j Ups. to cleanse the system w lien costive or bil
ious. For sale in ado. and frl bottles by all
lead in p druggists.
The shower of rice upon bride and groom
;S a prayer for copious pros polity and fruit-
fulnesa.
For impure or thin Blood, Weakness, Mala
ria, Neuralgia, Indigestion and Biliousness,
take Brown’s Iron Bilters-it gives strength,
making old persons feed young—and young
persons strong; idea: ant lotako.
He fasts enough wlio-e vufe scolds at din
tier lime.
Mr. Gladstone has three hats, and
three only. One is black and very old.
Tbe second one is white aud is used only
in summer. The third is a soft felt and
his constant traveling companion. It#
age is not kno*\u, but certainly it wai
not new in IbOll.
In Australia recently a remarkable feai
in sheep-shearing took place. Forty-
seven men in one day of eight hours took
the fleeces oil OUTS sheep.
An imitation of Nature
—that’s the result you want
to reach. With Dr. Pierce’s
Pleasant Pellets, you have it.
They cleanse and renovate the
whole system naturally. That
means that they do it thor
oughly, but mildly. They’re
the smallest in size, but the
| most effective—sugar-coated,
! easiest to take. Sick Head-
i ache, Bilious Headache, Con
stipation, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, and all derangements
of the Liver, Stomach and
j Bowels are prevented, relieved,
I and cured. Purely vegetable,
| perfectly harmless, and gently
laxative, or an active cathar-
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I As a Liver Pill, they’ve been
I imitated, but never equaled.
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Marvelous cures. Tivutiue .uni trial bottle
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'Vcn t'otiM iter •>bvL, one or many.
Quit Everything Else-
S. S. S., is the only permanent cure for contagious blood
I aint Old chronic cases that physicians declare incurable;
are cured in every instance where S. S. S., has had a fair
trial.
I honestly believe that S. S. S., saved
my life. I was afflicted with the very
worst type of contagious blood poison
and was almost a solid sore from head
to foot. The physicians declared my
case hopeless. I quit everything else
and commenced taking S. S. S. After
taking a few bottles I was cured sound
and well.
Thos. B. Yeager, Elizabethtown, Ky.
Send for our
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“August
Flower”
Perhaps you do not believe these
statements concerning Green’s Au
gust Flower. Well, we can’t make
you. We cau’t force conviction in
to your head ormed-
Doubting icine into your
throat. We don’t
Thomas. want to. The money
is yours, and the
misery is yours; and until you are
willing to believe, aud spend the one
for the relief of the other, they will
stay so. John H. Foster, 1122
Brown Street, Philadelphia, says:
“ My wife is a little Scotch woman,
thirty years of age and of a naturally
delicate disposition. For five or six
years past she has been suffering
from Dyspepsia. She
Vomit became so bad at last
that she could not sit
Every Meal, down to a meal but
she had to vomit it
as soon as she had eaten it. Two
bottles of your August Flower have
cured her, after many doctors failed.
Shecan now cat anything, and enjoy
it; and as for 1 lyspepsia. she does not
know that she ever had it.” ft
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