The Darlington herald. (Darlington, S.C.) 1890-1895, March 18, 1891, Image 1
THE
HERALD
DARLINGTON
VOL. I.
CHURCHES.
Presbyterian Church.—Rby. J. G.
Law, Paitor; Preaching every Babbath
at 11) a. in. and 8 p. m. Babbath
School at 10 a. m., Prayer Meeting every
Wednesday afternoon at 5 o’clock.
Methodist Church. - Rev. J. A. Rice,
Paator; Preaching every Sunday at 111
a. m. and 8 p. m., Sabbath School at 5
p. m., Prayer Misting every Thursday
at 8 p. m.
Baptist Church.—Rev. G. B. Moore,
Paster; Preaching every Sunday at Hi
a. m and 8:30 p. in., Prayer Meeting
every Tuesday at 8 p. m.
Episcopal Chapel.—Rev. W. A.
Guerry, Rector; II. T. Thompson, Lay
Reader. Preaching 3rd Sunday at 8:30
p. m., Lay Reading every Sunday morn
ing at H o’clock, Sabbath School every
Sunday afternoon at 5 o’clock.
Macedonia Baptist Church.—Rev.
I. P. Brvckington, Pastor; Preaching
every Sunday at H a. in. and 8:30 p. m.
Sabbath Schcol at 3:30 p.m., Prayer
Meeting every Tuesday evening at 8:30
o’clock.
COUNTY OFFICERS.
Sheriff. — W. P. Cole.
Clerk of Court.—W. A. Parrot,
Treasurer.—J. E. Bass.
Auditor.—W. H. Lawrence.
Probate Judge.—T. H. Spain.
Coroner.—R. G. Parnell.
School Commissioner.—W. H. Evans.
County Commissioners.—C. B.King,
W. W. McKinzie, A. A. Gandy.
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While soft the summer twilight falls.
Ere yet the westering light is hid.
Or in near trees the hyla calls.
Or starts its twit the katykid,
The slow paced heavy uddered kine
Move homeward at the milkmaid’s cry,
By devious paths in crooked lino.
Briudleand Spot,
Dimple and Dot,
And petted silken coated Floss,
Each knows the voice that calls, and why:
“Co’bos! Co’bossie! Co* bos!”
How memory takes us back to homes,
Some alien but to memory now.
When soft the summer evening comes.
And far we hear the looing cow
And soo the herd wind down the lane.
Responsive to the well known call
That brings it to be milled again.
Brindle and Spot,
Dimple and Dot,
And venturous, roaming, frisky Floos
Snatching the wheat ears o’er the wall:
“Co’ bos! Co’ bossie! Co’ bos!”
Perhaps we knew the milkmaid thcr.
One sweet as God makes farmer’s girls;
With gentle, helpful ways, and ken
Of only thoughts as pure as pearls,
Her gift and smile made water wine;
Her handiwork changed milk to gold;
And ne’er was music more divine,
Brindle ari l Spot,
Dimple and Dot
And fawn-eyed, free, familiar Floss,
Than was her call to you, of old:
“Co’ bos! Co’ bossie! Co’ bos!”
Loved rural scenes of farm and fields
Which retrospective thought recalls.
The different present to you yields
Its twilight of memorial halls:
Till half in dream, and half in truth,
The simpler life the country lives
Restores at times our vanished youth;
Brindle and Spot,
Dimple and Dot,
Come home at milking time with Floss,
And some lost voice the old call gives,
“Co’ bos! Co’ bossie! Co’ bos!”
—Almont Jiarnes, in Cosmopolitan.
A GENUINE SURPRISE.
BY HELEN FOHREST GRAVES. -
The depot at Swampy Cornprs was
never a picturesque spot even in the.blue
glow of the sunniest June day; but on
this chill October night, with the first
snowflakes of the season eddying in the
slow, undecided way that first snowflakes
have through the gray air, and the tall
hemlocks swaying this way and that in
tho raw wind, it looked especially
dreary.
Emily Elkton shuddered as she stood
looking out of one of the panes of glasa
clumsily inserted in the log frame-work
by way of window.
“No, Miriam,” said she, “you can’t
go-”
“But I’ve got to go I” said Miriam
Mudge, sympathetically compressing her
lips ns she tightened the straps of the
parcel she was fastening one notch at a
time.
“And leave me here alone?”
“Nobody won’t hurt you, I reckon,”
said Miriam, a strong-featured woman of
forty, with a bristling upper lip like a
man’s.
“If you go,” said Emily, “I’ll go
tool’”
“Not much,’’composedly spoke Miri
am. “Thar ain’t room in Pete Muller’s
buckboard for so much as u sheet o’
paper arter me and bim’s in. Besides,
wnat’u your Uncle Absalom say when lie
comes back and finds nobody to hum?
Ef the fire goes out, everything’ll freeze
stiff, and— Yes, Pete, I’m a-comin’;
thar ain’t no need to stand there a-bcl-
lerin’ like a Texas steer! Good-by,
Emily! Oh, I forgot!” coming back and
mechanically lowering her voice, al
though there was no one but the gray
cat by the stove to overhear the words.
“The ticket money and two roUs o’ gold
eagles as the paymaster’s call for to-
morrer in the noon train is in the red
chest under your uncle’s bed. I reckoned
It ’uct be safer thar than in the mcncy-
draw’. Don’t forget to give it to him
lust thing lie gets back.”
•’Forget!” echoed Emily, wringing
her hands in frantic desperation. “Bui
I won’t be left in charge of it 1 I’ll as
sume no such responsibility. I insisl
upon you taking it with you.”
The remonstrance, however, came too
late. Miriam bawled out some indis
tinct reply, and the next sound Miss
Elkton heard was the creaking of the
buckboard wagon as it turned the sharp
curve below the gleaming line of the rail
way switches.
“She’s gone,” cried Emily, clasping
her hands like the tragic muse, “and left
me alone with all that money! And tb<
navvy camp only three miles up the
mountains, full of Italians and Chinese
and the miners at Lake Lodi, and the
whole neighborhood infested witli des
peradoes I And Uncle Absolom not ex
pected home until two o’clock in the
morning, and tho bolt broken off the
door, and the key’s a misfit, and noth
ing but a hook and staple between me
and destruction.! Oh, why didn’t. I stay
in Rhode bland! What evil spirit pos
sessed mo to come out here to Dakota,
.where one.might as well bgijopiied alive
wld done wittuit!” .-
Eiuily Elkton sat down' and cried
heartily, rocking herself forward and
back, and sobbing out loud, like a child
"whoso .lice of bread and molasses bos
been taken away from it; And not until
the candle flared up, with an extra-sized
■“winding-sheet” wrapped around ‘ iti
wick, and the cat rubbed itself, persist
ently against her knee, did she arouse to
the quadruple fact that puss wanted hei
supper, the fire was low, the candh
needed snuffing, and there was no sort
of use in tears.
I DARLINGTON, S. C., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18, 1801.
M—i .I
Emily bad come out West, partly be
cause there seemed nothi ng do do al
home, and partly because Uncle. Absalom
bad writteu that one-of bis nine nieces
would come very bandy for a house
keeper at Swampy CoKa«rs, i». the State
of Dakota, if she co.ulcf be sf iared.
The lattet»sentcnce was into nfled on his
part for a sarcasm, but tho Elkton
family had received it in all good faith,
and held many a deliberatitaa before they
consented to let one of th»: nine young
birds flutter out of the hon 10 nest.
And more especially she- had come be
cause she had incidentally‘.learned that
Andrew Markham was one of the en
gineers in charge of the new' line of rail
way on the other slope of tbe.mountain,
which undertaking involvodthe navvy
tamp and the-groat derricks and steam-
arills, acd the gangs of slit-eyed Chinese
ind dark-browed Italians.
“Not that that signifies,” Emily had
plausibly told herself; “but of course it’s
pleasant to be somewhere? within a hun
dred miles of an old noqaaitrtancc!”
Andrew Markham had been to see her
twice, and both times sho had made up
her mind that the Far West-was the only
place to live in.
“He expects to settle hero!” she
thought, with a soft pink color suffusing
her face. “Ho says he has already
bought a sunuy slope of land, where ho
means to build a house and bring a wife,
wiien he can afford it. He thinks that
life here means twice what it does in tho
effete civilization of the East.
But to-night, with darkness the wrap
ping the little depot like a blanket, and
the wind howling down the mountain
gorge, Miss Elkton would not at all have
objected to some of that same “effeto
civilization.”
Alone In the house! During the whole
of her sojourn at Swampy Corners, such
a thing had never happened to her be:
fore.
Uncle Absalom had occasionally been,
absent, it was true, but Miriam Mudge
was always there to bear her company
until his return.
Now that a sudden summons from her
father, hurt in an accident in the sawmill
on Ragged River, six miles below, had
called Miriam away, poor Emily was all
in a flutter.
True the one train a day which stopped
at the “daypot” was not due until seven
in the morning; the telegraph office was
closed, and there was absolutely no care
for her to assume except to put another
log of wood on the air-tight stove and
go quietly to bed. But the very sense
of solitude appalled her. She shivered
at tho very click of the snow-flakes
against tho window, the creak of tho
boards in the floor, the slow drip of the
water into the kitchen sink, where Uncle
Absalom bad recently introduced the
modern improvement of a water-faucet
connected by pipes with tho spring in
the spruce glen above.
“W^y couldn’t Miriam have stopped
at one of the neighbor’s houses and sent
some to keep me company?” she repined.
“Andrew says there are some nice girls
at Almondsley, down the mountain, and
he said ho?d like to introduce'me to Ma
rietta Mix, who teaches Sunday-school
in the South Clcating and does type
writing for tho company on week days.
I’m sorry now that I tossed my head and
put on airs, and said I didn't care to
mingle in the society hereabouts. Oh,
dcarl what a hateful, insolent minx I
must have appeared 1 Good gracious
me! what was that?”
It was the clock striking nine, and
then Emily remembered that sho had
had no supper.
Nervously glancing around her, she
tiptoed to the cupboard, poured out a
glass of milk and a little bread and
cheese.
As she replaced the ebarse flint-glass
tumbler on the shelf, she heard something
like a cautious footstep on the hard frozen
path outside.
“It’s my imagination,” sho thought,
after listening for a second. “It must
be I But I won’t be frightened so. I’ll
be brave!”
She took the hatchet boldly in her
hand, and sallying forth, opened the
cellar door wide, thus exposing a yawn
ing pit of darkness.
“If anyone comes, they’ll sail down
there before they can get to tho door,”
said Emily.
. And with one or two prodigious
slashes of the hatchet sho cut away the
board path which led across,.^,
of ragged boulders to the railway plat-,
form.
“There,” she cried, hurrying back to
tho inside warmth and brightness, as if
a whole brigade of .pursuers-were at her
heels, “that’s done! I feel safer now.
But I must be sure to hang tho lantern
out there before Uncle Absalom comes
back. I don’t want him do fall down and
brhak’his dear old neck.”
She had just seated herself, with a
sigh of relief, when something like a
magnified firc-tty blazed on her vision—
for a second only; then it was gone.
“A dark lantern!’’ she said to herself.
“Yes, and I am sure now that I hear tho
sound pf feet creaking on the platform.
There ave two or three people there—
possibly more. They have somehow
learned that I am atone here with all that
money 1”
She clasped both hands over her eyes;
a chill quiver went through her veins.
Suddenly there was a crash—a mut
tered exclamation—a suddenly- sup
pressed buzz of voices.
“Somebody has fallen down cellar I”
she thought. “Oh, how fortunate it
was that I thought of that!”
And then a low, deep whisper came
up through tho carelessly-joined
boards of tho floor. She could distin
guish tho very words:
“Hold on there—be careful! The
front door is fastened, for I tried it.
You can all of you get down cellar and
come up that way.”
Emily's heart gave a great, exultant
jump. The cellar-door,a mass of timber
in which sho had the fullest confidence,
was securely bolted.
Cautiously she peered out into the
stormy darkness. ‘ "V '
By the occasionally displayed gleam
of the dark lantcrn she could see a hud-
lled mass of figures, creeping stealthily
down the collar steps.
Last of all disappeared the lantern it
self, one leisurely step at a time. And
them, consummating a plan which she
had long been concocting in her mind,
Emily made a dash out into the night,
closed the fluplike divisions of tho ccllar-
: door with a bang, barred them tight
chut, and fled back into the house, pant
ing for breath.
By this time there was a brisk knock
ing at the cellar door—a crying out of:
“Open tho door! Let us in!”
But to these calls Emily Elkton paid
no heed, and it was only when a hand
was suddenly laid on her shoulder from |
behind, that she uttered a piercing j
scream, and lost all her presence of
mind.
“Why, Emmy!” cried a familiar voice.
Why, child, what's the matter?”
“Oh, Uncle Absalom, how you fright
ened me! Oh, dear, the cellar is full of ]
burglars and robbers! Reach down
your shotgun! Get tho hot water
kettle 1”
“Burglars, ch?” said Uncle Absalom.
“Robbers! YVhy, whar on yearth did
they come from? Sure ye ain’t mistook,.
Sissy? Anyhow, I’ll be ready for ’em.” I
Ho advanced toward the cellar door
with his loaded revolver in his hand.
“Whoever ye be," shouted he, “tell
us what your business is, or take this!
Don’t hold my arm, Sissy! There can’t
no more’n one at a time come up
these ’ere suffer sta’rs, an’ I reckon I’m
a match for that much, if I be old an’
stiff!"
To Emily’s infinite alarm, he unbolted
the cellar door and flung it wide open.
There, crowding on the narrow
wooden steps, stood Andrew Markham,
tho Miss Almondsleys, Leonidas Mix and
his sister Marietta, and Doctor Cliffe’s
two chubby daughters.
“We came,” said Markham, rather
shamefacedly, “to give Miss Elkton a
birthday surprise. We’re very sorry
that—”
“Walk in. walk In!” cried Uncle
Absalom, his face one full moon of broad
smiles. “No need o’ bein’ sorry for
nothin’. Y’ou’ro all welcome I How
on earth did ye know it was Emmy’s
twentieth birthday?”
“Marietta has baked a cake,” said
Leonidas, “and the Uliffe girls brought
a jug of lemonade, only it was broken
when I tumbled down cellar, and—”
“Oh, that don’t matter none [’’beamed
Uncle Absalom. “We’re awful pleased
to see you, ain’t wc, Emily?”
And in this inauspicious manner began
Emily Elkton’s first acquaintance with
the young people who were destined to
lie her lifelong neighbors.
“But really,” said she, half crying,
half laughing, “I thought you were all
banditti 1"
“It’s my fault,” acknowledged honest
Marietta Mix. “I was determined that
you should have a surprise. Andrew
wasn’t half willing, but I insisted. You
see, I didn't think there would ever be,
any other way of getting acquainted with
you, Miss Elkton. And we knew that
Andrew was so interested in you.”
“Nonsense!” cried Emily, blushing.
“Is it nonsense, though?” retorted
Marietta. “YVell, time will‘show.”
And time did show. Six months after-
ward—but, after all, where is the use of
turning over the leaves of the book of
fate? Let all true lovers guess for them
selves how the mutter ended.
“But,” Emily acknowledged, in her
turn, “I never was so frightened in all
my life as at first, and never so happy as
I was at lasti ”
And she :iever rcturned.to the “effete
civilization; of^_the East.-”—Saturday
According to an amendment of the
school laws of the State of Michigan,
children suffering from consumption or
chronic catarrh must be excluded from
public schools. The circumstance is in-
tcreeling, declares the. Scientific Ameri
can, ns a first step toward the public
recognition of a most important truth,
the fact, namely, that the disorders of
the respiratory-organs can be propagated
by direct contagion, anti that the atmos.
pherc of a consumptive’s sick room, un
less Constantly ventilated, is apt to be
come a viruient lung poison.
Kaiser William, of Germany, eats s
hearty English breakfart of meat and
eggs at 7.80. At noon he takei hii
second breakfast of soup, meat, vege
tables and dessert. The dinner hour h
at 6, and this is followed at 9.30 uy :
lightiUBper.
FARM AND HOUSEHOLD.
OILING THE WHEELS.
The best way to keep wagon wheels
In good order, according to a West Vir-
pnia correspondent, is to keep them
well painted, but by use this will finally
wear off, especially from the felloes and
ipokes that are always getting so much
In the mud. Such farmers as think a
common wagon don’t need but one paint
ing may use crude petroleum to advan-
lage on their cracking wheels. By oil
ing the felloes thoroughly before tires
get loose enough to slip a resetting can
be put off a long time and an applica
tion of the same kind to the spokes aud
hubs will keep the wheels in much bet
ter condition thai when they are left to
go without anything, as is often the case.
The oil fills the pores of tho wood and,
keeps it from shrinking, but no coloring
matter should be mixed with it, for it
will not dry as a good oil paint should.
For my own part I get my wagons'
painted as soon as they need it, for it
makes thpm look better and is the best,
for them in tho end.—New Terk World.
BONES AND BONE MEAL.
For laying hens bones that have been
coarsely ground are excellent, as they
are digested and used ns food. They;
provide the necessary phosphates and
also lime for the shells to a certain ex
tent ; they also contain a proportion of
nitrogen. Bones, when sharp, also
serve as grit, tor masticating the food
in the gizzard, thus rendering a service
as well as providing the materials for the
production of eggs. For very small
chicks, bone meal is better, and the
finer the bone meal the easier it is di
gested by the chicks. Some persons buy
the ground bone, sift it, use tho coarse
part for hens and tho finer part
for chicks. Fresh bones are much bet
ter than bones that are dry, as they con
tain a certain amount of meat and gela -
tine. Bones are very cheap, considering
their value, os the hens will not cat a
very large quantity at one time, but if
fresh bones are broken or pounded to
sizes that can easily be swallowed, the
hens will consider them quite a treat
and consume a large quantity. They can
be broken much more readily when
heated in an oven.—Farm and Firetide.
RIGHT TEMPERATURE FOR CHURNING.
I have recently had occasion, writes
H. Cooley Greene, to help out several
friends who say, “I have chu rned five
hours” (one said “all day and evening”)
“and there is no sign of butter; nothing
but foam; though after standing awhile
there is buttermilk at the bottom. Can
you tell me what to do to bring the but
ter?” As I could not learn that they
had faffed in previous care of the creaip,
I have answered, “Warm it to seventy
or seventy-five degrees and churn till you
get butter; then cool (by pouring m cold
water) say to sixty-five degrees and fin
ish churning; draw the buttermilk and
wash as usual.” I have been churning
at seventy-five degrees now for more
than a month, and get fine, solid buttei
in twenty minutes. The one point to
guard against is churning too much be
fore cooling—you must stop as soon as
granules form. YVhcn cows have given
milk for a long period, especially if fed
dry fodder, the gutter-oils become hard
er than in the earlier stages of milking,
and will not cohere at as low a tempera
ture. The proper churning temperature
has been set between tho limits of fifty-
eight and sixty-two degrees;; and this
idea of an absolute rule has led to a great
deal of trouble. I have churned Holstein
cream in May and June that would not
bear a temperature above fifty-four de
grees, and Jersey cream at the same time
that required sixty-two degrees. Twenty
degrees at least arc required as a margin
of temperature to meet the varied condi
tions of cream resulting from differences
in breed, feed and other influences af
fecting the butter-fats. Nothing but
class observation and experience will en
able the butttermaker to determine where
between these limits is the proper tern-
peiature.—New York Tribune.
FARM AND GARDEN NOTES.
The best sign of a good cow is a large
udder well filled twice a day.
Once well started it is comparatively
easy to keep ycung chicks growing.
It is never good economy to feed the
hens more than they will eat up clean.
A dust bath is very- essential to the
health of the fowls during the winter.
There is as much in knowing how to
feed poultry to the best advantage as any
stock on tho farm.
If any of tho fowls commence droop
ing around, look after them at once;
there is something wrong.
There is certainly no economy in com
pelling poultry to stand around in the
cold mud all day; better keep them
' under shelter.
Take excellent care of that flock of
sheep now. If you have been feeding
dry food nil the time, the trouble will
soon commence.
If the fowls are healthy to begin with
and are well fed and cared for, no arti
ficial preparations are necessary to- main
tain good health.
As a general rule, hens should never
be fed so much that they will not scratch.
Better scatter some of the grain among
tho litter and let them scratch for it.
and not the feed so mucb as the care, Tmt
the better tho breed, the better the feed
and the better the care, the better will
bo the results.
Don’t forget that plenty of small
branches on the ground near young trees
will bo eaten by rabbits in preference to
the tree trunks. Smearing the trunks
with blood or blood and manure has the
same result.
Gravel, sand or some other similar
substance is almost as essential to the
fowl’s well-being as is food, and .if fowls
are kept in confinement aud not supplied
with this, no matter how much grain
you may supply, they will not thrive or
even keep healthy for any length of
time.
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.
By rubbing with a damp piece of
flannel dipped in whiting, the brown
discolorations may be removed from cups
»nd porcelain pudding dishes in which
custards, tapioca, rice, etc., have been
baked.
For cleansing cream, take four ounces
nf castilc soap, four ounces aqua ammon
ia, one ounce sulphuric ether, one ounce
ilcohol. Cut the soap fine, dissolve in
line quart of water, add the ingredients;
lastly, five quarts of soft water. If you
wish to remove spots rub a little on with
a sponge, but to clean a largo surface
add a little warm water and sponge off
with it. This can be used on any fabric.
If a piece of dyed cloth is dampened
and rubbed on clean white paper the
absence of any stain shows that the dye
is a “fast” color. Another test is to lay
the cloth between two sheets of paper
and iron it. There should be mo marks
In this case either. Again, if the cloth
is covered with a perforated sheet o!
thick paper and exposed for some hours
to direct sunlight, tho color of the ex
posed parts should not fade.
At any time of the year keep your kid
gloves in glass bottles, closely corked.
YVidc-mouth olive bottles are the best,
or any wide-topped fruit or preserve jar.
This will keep the dampness out of them.
Put tissue paper or paraffine paper around
each pair of gloves in tho glass. This
will prevent spottiness, which unexpect
edly comes upon glace kid gloves at the
seashore. Cork the bottles well or screw
down.
FUN. ~
In billiards a scratch frequently fol
lows a kiss.—Pittiburg Ditpatch.
“I never get left,” as the office re
marked when it started out to seek for a
man.
Ignorance is bliss when a woman is
homely and doesn’t know it. — Troy
Frets.
Bullets can whistle; but it takes a
brave man to listen to them.—Drake's
Magazine.
Fish are water drinkers as a rule, but
the shark never objects to taking a nip.
—Texas Siftings.
Some men must think that the lamp of
life is a spirit-lamp, judging from (he
way they pour in the alcohol.
Hope can make the point of a needle
look as big as a dinner plate; but when
we run against it we experience the sharp
ness of disappointment.—Park.
The chance of u man being struck by
a tornado is one in 29,000,000. And
the chance of his recovery when struck
is about the same.—St. Joseph News.
People who would grind everything
down to a dead level in this world
should remember that it is the cogs on
the wheels that make clock-work ruu
smoothly.—Pick.
“Did tho plumber come down to in
spect the pipes this morning?” “Yes.”
“What did he say?" “Ho said there
was nothing tho matter, but he could
very soon remedy that.”—New York Sun.
Young Mooncalf--“Do you know,
Miss YVosy, that--aw—that I’ve been
weflecting a gweat deal recently, and
I’ve hawlf a mind—I’ve—aw—hawlf
—Miss Rosy—“Never mind re
peating it, Mr. Mooncalf; it’s far above
the popular estimate, but I’ll concede
you that much.”—/fcsfon Courier.
“Sh—h—h, child! Young people
should be silent when older people are
talking,” said a fond mother to her hope
ful who was talking too much, to thcau-
noyance of several elderly persons.
“Then when shall young people bilk,
mamma? Old people arc never silent,”
was the reply of the cherub.—Texas Sift
ings.
Pennsylvania is taking an important
step in the direction of better roads; a
step that, in the opinion of the New
York Tribune, every State should take.
Railroad traveling has become so general
and so perfect that tho common high
ways of the land are largely overlooked.
Yet on them is the vast bulk of traveling
and transporting done, after all, and
upon their condition depend to an in
calculable extent the comfort and con
venience and prosperity of the vast bulk
of the people. The improvement of
county roads is a topic that should stand
well toward the head of the list in every
legislative assembly, until we have
brought ourselves at least to an equality
with tho Romans of two thousand years
ago.
The New Orleans Picayune observes:
“Though much is said about the de
cadence of New England during the last
ten years tho population bas increased
more (ban during any other decade in
i Ibis not the breed so muchos the feed.^ all its history.
NO. 28.
LADIES' COLUMN.
A WONDBOUS - PETTICOAT.
A petticoat of scarlet snoire lined*with
flannel is the somewhat startling one ad
vised by an English journal to a corre
spondent as quite the newest in such gar
ments. In New York shops those .of shot
silk of neutral tint and flounced arc still
extensively sold and must beipronounced
by most women as in better taste. The
return to velvet ribbon neck bands bas
evidently heralded the appearance, now
also reported, of velvet collarettes. These
are of piece velvet, made to match the
bonnet, and are sometimes studded with
jewels or fringed with pearls.—Chicago
News.
TENNIS FABRICS.
The new tennis flannels are shown in
woo! with a mixture of silk, or of cot
ton, and in pure wool. There is also a
durable goods in silk schape and cotton
which is sold among tho tennis flannels.
The silk and wool mixtures are all that
could be desired in cool texture and light
weight for athletic dresses. They are
made in a variety of even stripes, of blue,
red, rose or gray with white. It is also
easy to find wide stripes and narrow
ones to match them in color and stylo
for combination dresses. These flannels
are thirty inches wide and seventy-five
cents a yard. YVool tennis flannels and
mixtures of cotton and wool range from
twenty-five to forty cents a yaid.—Bos
ton Transcript.
WHAT TO DO WITH OLD DRESSES.
Mrs. Lynn Linton makes a suggestion
in a letter to the ({ween which seems to
me to be a thoroughly practical ouo. It
appears that ladies' maids get the old
clothes of their mistresses, in addition
to high wages. These clothes are sold
to persons who resell them to those in
humble positions who like to have well
cut dresses or cloaks “on tho cheap.”
Mrs. Linton asks why maida should have
these perquisites, and proposes that
ladies should send all their cast off
clothes to some depot, those garments
which are suitable for poor women to be
given away, and those that are not to be
sold and the money applied to aid tho
poor. Mrs. Linton calls this the YVest
End helping the East End; and if the
scheme could be carried out it would no
doubt relieve much distress.—London
Truth.
EMMA ABBOTT SAVED TWO LIVES.
Emma Abbott was of a singularly im
petuous temperament. About ten years
ago Jennie Smith and Covert D. Bennett
were condemned in New Jersey to bo
banged for the murder of the woman’s
husband, a Jersey City policeman. The
accused persons had had two trials and
the gallows awaited them. Their coun
sel, however, said that if he could get
$1000 he could secure another trial and
acquit them. Emma Abbott read this
announcement in a newspaper, aud in
stantly calling a cab, she visited Judge
Hilton, August Belmont, Sr., Henry
Drexel and other millionaires, soliciting
aid for Mrs. Smith and Bennett. She
started on the tour about 9 o’clock
A. M., and at 2:30 p. M. had the money
collected. She sent it to the Rev. Dr.
Rice, of Jersey City, who devoted it to
the purpose intended. A new trial was
granted the condemned people aud they
were acquitted.—New Orleans Picayune.
HIGH-TOPPED SLEEVES.
A prominent photographer says: “II
is almost impossible to take a good pic
ture of a lady who wears a dress with
sleovespuffed and elevated at the shoul
ders. Some of these shoulder humps
arc so hich that thev cause a shadow to
be cast over the wearer's neck and the
lower part of the face. I have had several
instances of spoiled pictures on this ac
count. At first the failure of the photo
graph to bring out the sitter's chin ami
neck in strong relief puzzled mo. I
studied the matter for several days, and
tried experiments with my patrons until
I became satisfied that the trouble was
caused by tho high-topped sleeves. 1
demonstrated that such was tho fact to
one lady by drawing a scarf closely about
her shoulders. YVithout the scarf all at
tempts to get a good picture of her failed.
YVith the scarf I succeeded the first time
in getting a picture that revealed clear
ly the outlines of her face and neck. ”
FASHION NOTES.
Gauze, silver and gold efiects in fancy
ribbons are taking remarkably well.
The appearance of China silks indi
cates a preference for black gFounds.
The so-called cream breakfast coat is o
white flannel jacket made with a loose
front, lined with pale blue silk, and
trimmed with gold braid.
Velvet ribbons will undoubtedly trim
figured silks again and grenadines as
well. ®
Glace kid gloves have taken tho place
of Suede gloves. Glazed black kid is
more popular for street wear thau tan,
Notwithstanding the array of novel
wool fabrics, curled, knotted, splintered,
long-fleeced, striped and plaided, im
porters maintain that their largest
spring sales will be found among tho
liner wooltns—tho henriettas, vigognes,
India and French cashmeres, claircltcs,
and light, smooth-faced cloths.
The great rage of the season is for vcl
vet ribbons, narrow ones, tied under tho
chin or hanging down the back in float
ing streamers. Black ribbons and white
ones, and all tho new malarial colors
that would look like mistakes if they
weren’t so stylish. Collarettes of piece
velvet, shaped to fit the neck and match
tho bonnet, are worn, and are sometimes
fringed with pearls or bordered with
diamonds.
Electricity Exorcises Thieves.
The fact that the electric light has in
flicted a severe blow at the occupation
of tho “midnight marauder” is now a
familiar one, and a recent expression of
opinion on the subject of protecting
houses against the depredations of house-
breakers has called special attention to
the means which arc now available for
that purpose. The task of the cracks
man is becoming a weary and compara
tively profitless one, and it is easy to be
lieve that the lament which is occasion
ally wafted from his lips into the
columns of the daily paper, that “there
is now nothing in it,” is uttered with
the utmost sincerity. At one time it was
a very easy mattci for a burglar to saw
through a bar or cut a pane of glass, but
with the electrical appliances now being
used in many houses, and which are so
easily adjusted and so reliable in opera
tion, it is only a question of time when all
houses will be provided with them. Tho
slightest movement of door or window
after the alarm has been set will form a
connection and start a gong in a distant
part of tho house. The alarm is thus
given to the inmates, while the man, un
conscious of the fact, is busily occupied
in looking after the family silver. The
same connection that alarms the sleeper
may convey the alarm to tltfe nearest
police station, so that by the time the
burglar gets through with his engrossing
work he may find a couple of polieemeu
outside patiently waiting his pleasure.
Not long ago an enthusiastic merchant in
Paris was so delighted with the working
of this form of burglar alarm that he be
came enamored of thicf-catching as a
snort. He cleverly spread stories of the
hoards of jewelry and valuable bric-a-
brac that were to be found in certain
rooms of his house, and the bait was an
irresistablc one for the master cracksmen
of the city. The merchant bagged his
game very neatly several times, but at
last the story crept out, and his unique
sporting career came to a sudden end.
Screen doors as well as windows can be
provided with the alarm fittings so that
the least attempt to make a hole will
close the circuit and let tho inmates of
the house know of the advent of their
uninvited visitor.—Chicago News.
Once King of the Dudes.
The evolution of Berry YVall is attract
ing some attention among people who are
familiar with tho surface life of New
York. Mr. YVall first attracted attention
through the vagaries of what is common
ly known as “a sporting existence,” and
then built up a national celebrity on tho
basis of his clothes. He spent two for
tunes, but, after the second one had
gone, his friends grow cold and ho had
tho unpleasant experience common to a
heavy financial reverse. After his mar
riage he became an agent for a cham
pagne house, i.ut from this he made his
way into the life insurance business, and
he has made a distinct success of it. He
is living at home, has become a domestic
man, and is methodical in his business
habits. Both he and Mis ViVli go out
socially, aud Lis metamorphosis from the
king of the dudes to a successful bus
iness man is apparently complete. His
clothes have a certain distinction, but
they are no longer notably in advance ol
the fashion New York Sun.
Weight of Ice on Tree Branchei.
A gentleman of Brookline has sent to
the Listener an account of a very inter
esting experiment in taking the weight
of tho ice upon tree branches during an
ice-storm, when the icc on the trees was
at its maximum. This gentleman thus
describes the result of his experiment:
“A branch of the syriuga which weighed
oue pound had five pounds of ico on it,
and a branch of pine needles weighing
one pound had twelve pounds of ido ou
it. I got these weights by taking the
wood with the icc on it at first, and then
taking weight of wood after the ice had
melted. This does not represent cor
rectly the enormous strain or actual
pressure exerted on the branches of trees
by these ice-storms, but will easily ac
count for the sad breakage of trees so
common the past few days, aud the dan
gers from these ice-storms on both trees
which it has to a large degree replaced.
It is a question whether tho three-
quarter jackets will prove a success or
not. They cut the figure in half, and
are by no means as smart looking as the
short coat.
Black velvet slippers, with paste in
step studs, are worn by many of our best
dressed women, with white silk hose, for
full evening dress, though as a rule hose
and slippers should match the gown in
ami wires.” It was surely a most for
tunate thing that, during tho days when
the ico remained on tho trees, we had no
high winds. There must have been in
I bat case, much more damage thau was
inflicted.—Boston Transcript.
Some English periodicals criticiso
Stanley for a “sacrifice of dignity” in
lecturing in America. The “sacrifice”
has its compensations.