Orangeburg times. (Orangeburg Court House [S.C.]) 1877-1881, December 10, 1880, Image 1
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Thrf undersigned respectfully in
forms the public that he is prepared
to do nil
'Hind of Work
in the above line on tin; shortest no
tice and nt
Salving Prices.
JIORSESHOEING done in the
\\ep.i possible manner.
I also have in full operation my
PLANING AND MOULDING;
MAI HIN ER,
And
GRIST MILL.
All work in this hue,done without
delay and on reasonable terms
A .-bareol the public pat'rotmire i
solicitcd.
julv l2? IL RIG GS.
Established in 187 1 by the l'r ir -
clor.' wI oJs still ready and vvillin
itII order- in
NEW STORS?!
Having recently thrived into my
New Store, I would i>> g leave to in
form my oM friends and iho n.j bit"
generally llutl t have und will
in tie to keep on h iud the
Purest Drugs,
Best 1 'aims and Oil*,
I mops nod IVi s t ur< .
Finest Cigars' iind Tobaccos,
1 'lain und Fautv Cmi'Mc*,
Anil in laeL'".'everything uiuullv k????'
in a first class
nnu. ()nk !
I nl.so ojccupv. \v i h tnv fa mi .?. i h
rooms ?iv?r I lib sl re. to 1 ihoredi?n$j
will he able to pu" up i. s; i i.:ii ? ?
at any inn: :4] b<Wrs.d,urid ? t he liig'h^
ree brl! on Iron. iVbr.fr.
a. c OU?. ks, ivi. p.
oet ?1. iS7t? 1 y
>VoUl?l ''f r--- r'i(!ly inform the CitiBs-ns
of Oi'nugoburg. that he h is- in ctnti^e the
Stock Hud lixhirtsof 55. .;. Khc?, in xVadttce
Catuuin':? old Shi d. Miv?n.Street -when
he wi?l I i- el i l ti erye, Ni IViedd
lu.idi^. vi-i- ;;????>? 11tvv.vtiv;. ?', '?u< ??l-ira.ic.
'rtvury 'thing Tlri?i*b t.nd ; ure, and {heir'-in
teed to^j tve ijftli-fiictiou .V full Ihu o
(JmUIJ:: kepi i oftiia.ui;,\ <>n !t:;nd
* Loin anil raisVil in Ornngehni'g I hop
to receive a I '>. r:.! sltnic..f the p.ilr.oi ?t
of mv FelUiw^Citi/.ons.
J. IitCK A-Ni*itS\VS
,ay ??: l;
? _--S- X.J w Ci I ? , t > .
us bint
tea A v t\ ft r, 8 r. -t 7
f'??? fit. himS >. <-w -i:?-j? . jio
?J )<< not v..i'r until n n upend
Kvery cent in places dear,
3fiak<- DkMALS your t !i?eer here !
Xid< him for lib i i VMS so nice.
Itunnihg tit the lmm EST CHICE 1
S'uU add try Iii? i'lour so line,
( '!:< ose, and M.l things in his line I
IJ a vo t-ome I'.t'TTKH >i ni around?
i'.very niali should have a pound !
*,, ml If x < ii'd :(('?>?? ! am! able,
arut h:-.'.\L\i."KLHEI. yii ir Ttihlci I
Csdnd are all things in hi- Store,
f{ eason can no. ask f r m u<.!
/ i) :. try hi I.Kjl"' dUS tare ?
< an'l lit erpi .veil :?r.v tv! ?. r<^!
K'vi man Itiii ' . ? |u \\ A
|?ujheH/or.I?if- ?
|n his Sample Loom they lly,
j- very time that they are dry!
?ome thing tells th.-m HE'S ilia mm !
A ad he abyayS leads the van !
JVi < '. it yet did lie r< (real, ?
fjo-;'! von kno? bectii't be beut?
j ,oid< witbin his Store so grand,
Jn hi- !l ir-?oom- n. ib ban"
^^ue-lioi biin ami you will set
iTndf.ksolu- llhC \>v ? i?;;!
'. wait nol till you are ?
Iteason point"' Iii M-. i ise il.
Selling laili y 1 ?? i.
<,' i\ h:m then i ;.'cie i:d ''.
IJesl a siin d, ili .M \1<S -.1. i cheap,
yV lid tht fun si good? will k, ep.
Ji. i-\ t r e? aSu to hies.- your M ira ?
IJown (ill . xeept
HoM A KS.
t-: o r.
vo floas;:' vll'i
v.--. 11 . ?i il/.'ii ;.
tie
i.ii I rrenm ttiouij . . ?
iU.a n:.-. i't.
iV.-.r ? l"ov/rt>T.> v. ?'.] i
I'lUCABK |i? ?? 'i ?! .r
K.vn ???> i'., ? . ..
For ndeliy lb- .!.(}.
ami Ur. A. < |H>K | :?
A M \ K I
iiov I
? .-j .32 r.ESI VEOETAELE L'EDICIITE If Ana
tarn* '
j '? >?? ! ? certain medicineto ei-air
'?01 ...r-n r-r l?:0 ? lOOU,SUClkAStiCKE*
; ' ? i Lirnfttl??ii, s.tli lUM'Utii.Tylter,
a, Itch. (JaniMfn,-Boroa, AbccBa
j ? . Cough Skin, ?wollen Joint?, 3> t>?
I im-, tec
at i li liltj DO EH COKRECT
.t bUro*t;l?ronW CoriHttpattuit,
. Oorironston, linHia-Kltn-*,
[ubura, i au jemine?-?,
? most cMhnVpt?nhhi?y JpMlflc,
iure i [Uul'oHvs, kxec i ot Urine, reten
'toU Of I'.lUO, ^iif.llL BtVCUtU, t'.llllLJ tn
', ;iiC Orotn, fcc. _
i ftt'Qjoua ! itWerer?Mij
10 ? ?? "i?lif iH^'volHRble' ]
??!::?: oilef. iio iiuihbuft I
? ii, ina to uy roMHta }
? ,?..! from >lrui:s i:uft?hi\*r
oe>wn fos yfcnr to our h*?f*bj
? . i .. [:?.?.. tot* Any ot ajiayp
Cr *?.:?. Mil tti ??.5 *i *c: BfcUtt
? ? ? ? :.'?:.Tt o-!ii r
' j ?; .uml. u
.?.:;> ?x., U.-.'tm'orc. Mil.
C"QU? VUOPU\CTOnr
mar i'
t: tgiX 3&pl$&1k
Tin NINTH Animal Serien of ihb>
commence on M<> oa j
S! 1 T'M I:'::; tnii, a School H.m-c
hear lite leiudenee of ;Le Prioipa!. about
'.?f. ytirds No. 11; West the seluihl house
t ii '-.i in ;'?!.itn^ (1,. !.. i session, with cipial
acci'iiithoihition.-. ami ' living the advant
? ?: ? oi so'i a rate rooms .'oi kc<.'|>ing the- I??*ys
ii i ? - ii .i lly apart;
.. i < 1>V i,^t?t this imtitiilion i- to pre
)>:n: Uuy? fi?*- liege. Girls '. r jlie Semi
tmv\. arm bulb for ihiTpra- lijuaj tUfcit!M$J
11..! ' ?/* '
? \ \ :i?.iu' :)" ^.c niii/l.aailhcai I
"i do jui'j il i- j.r^i: jsV&lfoi c the strio'.isl
:;.t. lsr?>??? will I ]. id tj^Mcipliiu .which, is
absolutely 6>.y iiti.i" l.> the well being ol
every m hpo|. W
uiiii in.- i v ilo-i ks for the lil-.-r.i! patron
:? St ?f tl?o j a:-*, (he pticcipiil ho{i?s to merit
i i n ii inutce (.'t thc aipc in 'he future.
ri'iiM - ri nfMosvii
JV^-?uj: 1 r.U*V.|[?,?.>7.-.T.5.T*.V.I.." (It?
1 sitiii ?'! <i (?'". cayu irxtVA^. ?' *'
.Wc.iic, pel <,'?alter.-.SS ' ?
.- rn.i.s \\. MKtLit:iiA Mi?,
I'lihcipal
ri.t) i.i Si i i. )i! l !.i? maMt
. Mm ie 'Vt tu hi ;
R A C i hlB I r (i
*?..xv.1 ...s^ .?? - t-.-K 5? 'S" >1 j
C, ^AYHSW SON.
iVxti ? a *ll J.A- I ?>P
Dr. J. 8. Witnnainalfor, .
aitii ritctnv* r>\ "' ,u,,i
Dean is in nil I- ii ds o; A uteri can ami
Italian
Tonil stniK s.
MVmuhi' :rls.
'.\. :n hii i:ti?i S aic Man;? !~.
\ land ; - . : \V
d l' ii . tidi >
Ah...
"P 1 "1 -t , f 1 ? t .' .-?.!
i.i.v csi 1' el rices.
( orrcspomh nee soli, iteil vvitit those
in want <>l any Work in the :io<>v?
line. * 1 - |y
( A I I. Ali i ll f.
1.? t. KSTAItl ISHKl)
1 \ Uli. J.: tJ? .?.:?
i.L .i
. , i .\ i\ V" ,
A .:? . '?? < iife<JiittJlfrj' Hoy.
nil htoiii. and i i'ui .i ii! ?. 'i; oi
( H lliS'l .'.! AS t;{.}( ?pS
\'i/: flip- and Satlecrs, V:;.<es, Tpilei -et-.
Iills, ;'. a Si i-, Mu;;.-. Tin Toys Ol nil
?'.-? i.-. I.:.:.m. Maud;, fhil
dicn , t !-.;ii-, i\!ii:oiiSi K... I.
. ..i ..: one" am! : : . ?. : you Wan! 'or
t'iiri tiiiast !'*.:'. v.i.-Juig attitrh's i r
Christinas Trees will <H>:wcll i<i ? >iiie uov.
i.!d< they i.oi miike a gf.ml telectiou
i it. i't fail lo cii at
1 . W. AlbeiMrol i i".
Ami '"'<? convinced thai Santa flans \iil
HOOil he here.
>.
'o
EDUCATION.
Tin- report of ..the SuptMMiit?i)<lQii
(if e'; ut?:i1 ii>!1 is> a ^otl reo. p,f uii cf? 11 r a ?<
meat. U contnius also much loo
for thought! Since the'innugunttioTr
of .Democratic gbvernimmt in 187.rh:
clespite the tuet that a Radical f-nck
indebtedness of $.209,'04? 'had to be
provided for, astounding improve
ments liave been made. The school
fund has rinsed from $189,352 to
$351,415, the las appropriation;and
31,07(1 . thore children have been
taught.
Ucuidc<t^h.is, in WinlVsdboro', Clio
tor und Charleston, permissiouduts
be o given, by spccia ' itu?n,
for the people to levy u local hi x,
which bus been ( bcerfully paid, ttitd
lipiVrirti?ng graded fichools arc now
l?k,^fng:tihi''M- coinmupith
\Ve~. would ?ilg?st to. our ?Ich ;:?
ti?n in the lA-gi.sJaiUi-pvto paStf'nti
giving Oi-jLngehiirg the sume.piivi
lege ".Vc thn^f- mean to fore/' Ike
matter upon? usj but meroJlMp'gtVc
tlie nppnrtunity oiit^uoing what v.o
I.p':.-a'sifri:i icfi.i- .yO/^fb n v. y import
:t rmbji'cl. Tb:- p'is.' tige of the fr. ;
need not coinpel tis to execute ii?
p^oxisious, unices wc so fleet, bui i'.
op^tna f.6 us the rbhd to imp&vcriiout.
We believe if the a<ivauiag& Of tli< -<
Ifigher solkjjojls in other towns.wore
&uttfvh atnc" tuj^ly ivv.ized by \<...t\i<v
me:ps'4h? w.e:;-i be popul?r one.
T711 A* e Ivo i'o?lv. til at we -\i> ? 1 I be
pi tin leriijg? of local .v. tnx$rtit#jn
under 'Kcptikiioati rule, bill fist'lte
?News qjid Courier'' s:<ys. uthi%s i :. i
tie gtfR'iletl ngaitrsi by limiting ?the,
maximum rale of local taxation, and
by allowing tin; t;tx to be levied at
tin' request of the i ounty fJoard of
Examiners." ^ ^
Lk- OraUire-iYVnr"^tf "gi^\vTif? to Ikj a
j t it v '.'f. i:r1T^mravu,!iP "iU
mart i progress^ we should no: tor
gel tht ihlcllcc! i'.ul.
in the lungiibge of I'm- "News and
|;Cptiricr,M "There is mi roya.l road t?:
fo . lbtl w'v ?hall Uhii the light
toild iilid Loop in i; wo. it, !*;: Mucks
find whiles alike, for rieb and |n i>i\
fin !'. lowly and the exalted, Dehio
era! and Uepublieaii, t he pruccplitiid
pra't'titM shrili !>;? i.. luentc. educate*
The s'urvi viug soldiers oft he Mex'i
??an wnr iind th'fir friehds will make
(die more ellbrj to gel theii pension
bill passed before! the < .pi:alion of
Lib pie-e-.n ( i'igrti The !.';!! !..?>.?,
Stands oil ibe i-iihrndnr of tIn Seibiie
jit ah t fit .! i of the calctnhir in
iMc.nmiiie ? ?.. ? .? whole. Ail thi'ou >li
... Mi !i .
w.i > of the p.i- -.ige ?. i t ? ;! uiioil
ever iI was taken up for action. The
principal objection made to it w;i
thai .leiteA--oii Davis woiild be i.ielud
e' iii Us phivisipns. Now \ but l he
j oicclion i.-. tivdr they ma;, nbi care so
j much nbotlt ".his, bin Mr. l);i\ is
hits -.*)iil thai In- ii ! not earc In hi.' a
! benclici ii'y of Ihe bill, the Doiiio>r&is
I liiav sulici him lobe exclude I. if i In
p -:1t ?hpui;,l be !igui:i ma hi by t lie
iiiilci.ini
A j? ."i:i.? ? 11-. IjiWyei', wlinsuplio.^e'ii
I hit>:-cL to i.e. very sai M-stic, to t ???
I^-> prjr of the apple siatul: 'l! sei
to I .. rhat you sluiuhl (piii thi-itry
h.i'd ly.i litfe ? i*.? ? i go a ? ? 'iellii i.r
?a iii. I. is ttbl r o w. ;i ri iig pii I Ifo bl'tii ii.
?i)h !'?.:::. t. iitisiiioss^ said rht'/ip^h'
sidh.-r. *ii i ,s, lyih, tiwake nb:h try hi
t(?.de?jii-i .'.. *.bc. lo leave hiy fotttitib
tp .? ii i '<\ :u!u <.:? to a hoiiib f(ii
\ p! '. ? ? . ?. ' i Inwyuks as is a kill'Iii
niiie
? *. . ?~
A wicked llahi|bmi cbtthty thai
>v!..i takes M ii! lv !i:v:- pi per bei::;
i'ei'c fitly lakuii ill, und bid lev mg lu
W;J- tlbilil to i * if foil j :\ ibngiibta' ?bt
he felt I he tea ?[ PI pi'C|iitl'ailoli toi tin
?: ? * ? * %
!:,.,,:,i!M.:- rqiM of th<
?fry
^I'ja'^jwB (M':f .-ill v j
red OTb&tten'd'l
Ii
iVe.j
tret)
end fit
were 1
.dVu
I'tohi 'ihi- local L'ost
?helSiiic(l. 290,?DOO won
mte&l vctod, 300,000 bor.: fi?t,fc?l,a
addi'vSHo.-, and over 0,000 wv;o.mV
add; od at all. fTlie receipt -.L vji
Ueticttj Letter OfhY-i; also "itched
:ilioTflir5<',(;?'V> letters returned USm
boit i. the persons ?ddres ;od
left ')'? otln r pitieojti.'aod !?!?.()<)(.' le*
lei - p.telctt'jea tv>lor-Kd frthjtt
on i'.vo.titii.-ii . Tlto^?rettm.:?l??
..f !l^>|K^I\:'.;ti;!-..'r os* !et?CUK*f-ud
,>.f Iv^'.ft-oit-'.idi. ??? iioiltlng-q^.V [no.
:ii' t?j^:<ii0,t.y&^ rhis l?^' r!;^-:
vvt i e^^t-roy?ti, the Ke'ud'ers tioVltoi'.-;.
fotim), "'?(*/[' tbe remainder,
^f^tfe? Vjd
to :!v|ii)t?S. M< .-t of ib^/Ofttir^liaO j
!> !?::! ?-?'urr.o'fi.li-il.'i.'.o^vuo:: .' A i i-ilf
i amotff^ however, i'iVltl'; i,>7tln; ct;.
j vgtHie l\ liteht.' rV.i:u> V*>.-, ;
i ''.<; ltjglhy were o-.4?r.ed and ivtt;:-:1cd
I to ."*v ft'riun-s, and :;??) S.tiijd'^v re.iv
<- . ? *. ? jj
t :::: !??.??"?Avit::t-ujf.r.pe'.it;;_r. i? H?hst ;n
em-) itifrnes fin addresses i fihi
:i\ .>7pes. A c? rtous tact j- Uey el ?p
Gti by. d^otiipaiison of U\ese ti??ure>
? >,;.' rJie s|,:. U.r' sfr.tisi ti n of fonnvr
j*55?j*!8 thj$ the p?ioeu.t^ge of ttn
lire^d, )nisdirccted,*r.i)d n r...la tup
! - d?.'??letfiers are itlmosl exactly the
7 *i
! same -er.o't war-, tket-c evidences Of
?arcU^sije^s or ig*tiorance?t&eepii)i?
pr.te^ven [mec with t'he atiuualjhjg
gf'iirii'.riMtf 'oTpT-fio'i a! postal
FUA'N i
II ? hi . ?
.vi- Ol the State I*ie*
fa tied i?i hu\ ?? t|itoritin ai
clio ? to ('tduiitbhi. ;dos;srs
? ?; rite ii. :-..id, iitid Tooth of
ii'iirih \- ,-. app-tiuleli a ivnii
i ?.. . tip ? i:ii:;-tlihi:iiioii lor
;>. ! i Kegislef covering tip lie
I i peiiiii -ula w ii h t;d-ti!:ir stale
?.?it*-., and tlie News atitl (Joiiricr
1 >tliwe; iii ? tliid?t i:i soinei?f.those
? ttiinlc- s lakes httiiiihg lipiiitii ii ???
ti*tv I'oMiided oh the ohi one. ()h, il
\ ? 11 lie it jolly lime. We can hartlly
'f for tb<i fti-i ui ji?imi' ?
* . il i'A?-M.lM's AI AI.Vi Ki) AlNl
It" < ii:. t! <?? 1 iM
I i i c ftnti .lii' l> ailji
hi ions llJi'ii b ? ; ii!
j aitipntiifii iiSttiiiiVe ;iie. !?; ii e, J-jrftfu; be
I Sow th- k <-. .y :,. in11j-uitatiotts :ilu?vi
M SM) :w. .*f{JO; ! clov; :ln ulhoiv, f 10;
I ( otnj ; r< i r ?' kiM.tetVtl I '????J* ?! \ > \n'v'
, rtii.-.i t^? i .??:? his (c^i'i'Mitl ;;?:.'! j :tr
' tiei w hin [ilii.i ; . idr,..-c'tl?-.' i he;
lb 1 i<? IhestYlimbi orivnihev
SHAMELESS SHAMS.
? p
Thirty years ago tj?.***bnrp Pcn ?r
Ohrtes .L?ckens pricked.he bubble**
of Ah.', rh'nn titles and made our
ilillitia ;Vmis;"' owner grocery
?J'ldgvs" a(kl lotytj c?uiiviil "ilouor
ubles" as ridiculous r.s our spitbppffg
and our dollar aristocracy.
In aristocratic countries tbc. titles
arc lu irditaiy; but... in this coin.! ry
they arc infectious.-'? Abroad, the son *
of a lord becomes his lordship when
his father; dies;' but iu this frtre re
public, one title generatesanolhoi as
f.i-LeTlNil diet* iu the r.un.> "When th?'.
head of uN^o'iiy bec?f?fljf'a Judge iot
a Genorai, fiVH the .boy's arc dubbed*
[Colonels or >T^ii i or ("'..?liirn."lores,
W> as U?i^^^wii4ltheohl*gc:i tje
Wfcii -vhi^^r^ers nofcL^OuKVfcs iu->
!Uv ?biv.'hv" confer nppft. > he/ii '<
s pte \ \\\<t^ o?^nn<y i\^i^l\n\-t\iniii3'<
or l^Jia^ Iju^?riginitr^Hlgc or Geb
ern fc ttfcfv iioV cclijSsc theni by the.
briili-.iV^ ofJH^prellxv/JCb'ns ifcji?p
pons : lut&lynjMh Mi.H rntic republic if
now inbirlujfe'df \njn..iv-.t cxelusiyyly by
men -f Ibj^?ierals,"* *?( 'okm'ols*'
a I '?^L^?'.'^'un: as plentiful as
^.tirt>erd^,^ai^! everybody out or
j: i! ~a tuV awnajorKy inatd??is con
si(tere^P'^\d?K*' * ftK
\ -. i:> ttl?^J^^phblicaniirm-Anioricau
and m.r.'iaiilv; it renders us absurd at
?..-.7*
lvpuo hud a. laugh big stride abroad;
it encourage? [? ~-\ vr.niiy and snob
bish an'octntioji^iiiid it ':'Uipifld bo as
Severely punished by society, if not
by law, as any oilier foprr of obtain
ing undeserved credit under false
pretenses ?Spirit of the Timcs^
KINDXJSSS.
? ;>.? - *
I Kif.d:uc&Js nsueheup.a<?4t>iivb*a*H*i*
j fitl. It intiy he given in word or look
j without diminishing aught of pur
Ijy^V.'.yj' V "'!> courtesies alone we
r?hy ilTtnm/mta .v... ^^tixv-ivv
I pinch down blessiiigs which ho gold
j could purchase. To bb brotherly; to
befriend and cheer, and eoiu o!e a*i
far as in its !'. -?thy o are the ero;.vn>
, i.ig gir.cc.s of hit inah ity?ami all t hose
jure horn of kindness. Ii in p tigers
breeding Ii ate ttiitl contumely; that
hits li:: tire!earthyith mi&cry. ::nd
I riiitti An?:er bt twijijn^ kiYtdr&l piUl
I i ace-s, be!'i re which tilj that is beauti
f.diiii iimn vittn' he- ', a-, in.? only the
j wild, lierce aninjiii of his being: lanii
j lies divided, friends parted, cpmmuhi
ties tif. !cii'i?4hese are the.fntitsof
; tihger. li h.-is begot It :i the foulest of
.critiii -. litil kindness, in proportion
[a from i >. h;is b(<< h t he ruling spirit
ja uiitg inch, peace and happjiiess
, h: v'i. ' ?'??.; !. The home heart has
' ? ? ??? ? he e. :.u v of :i jitirai!ise,'nltd the
itt:ihiiii:y i^ylsium. Verily,
*'i ' ? ? ? rts-drj el lfst untl rpliet iiess
iv -?:!. the.a a hi li^'fuii sacnlice
, ?"?: lie. lad dutl^Liuiil strivt
: to be hind, no mtitti i how seeminglv
tri vail the occasion, nor how sinrill
the proiuisetl fruit. It is IhePitly
Iniiguaire of our natuie that is; uni
versal tthd irresitdiblc.?^elected.
TOrE? AT m^lE.
1 I have pe*ei:ed into quiet 'parjeirs'
where uitcinpet is tdcan and not obi.
ami iho. fnruitiire pi dished and
iifiglit ? into "o oiii--' where the chairs
! are i :. . i the boor c:i I'Det le; -: i a Iii
j \.nveeii- where Ikbiily live, :.;j?
? t;i . ual.v ::te cd '.e l attij t; ten; and
I boy is and gi. !.-? ateasLlvt'uoia^
j r-jiarrows iii the bait hloVerlu iu\\ and
I ><??? 'hut it is.iitit so luuchiwetvlth^
uoi learhiiig, hpr cilbthitigl driiitii V
atits, nor t '.! nor .-.i-ii: :i?as-ribhc
t etii p?r ih.ut jnitke life joy op's: bi'
j iiijtieralde i I.at.'reti let" libines \vj --.eh
, e;.l. An i 1 s e. ;. o, that i,i lown dr
country,-good seuLeatiti (.}dd,.tl i,:-::cc
j inakes liluo.f what ho Teachers or ab
! ceniplishthtMit.s, or ai.-ans or sm'^v
I c;,'! mfike i; ? !v p( u'uii* slave Pf tin
e.vcs-! ?? i.i ?: t he f?j,ir br^tu^iii^
lif .'in .in. ? . e\!si( !:to, the iT'iodly.
( ni'.nlcst, well pr'ijjMprttpued ve'stibul
to n temple of (Itid'a buiidiugj that
. i ?TRAPPED.
Thero'Vi;, u p-t?iy told of a kdy and
;: m'i. ;n..d traveling together on an
Iv.i'glijh rajlpjtad. They were strang
ers to each othe/v {Suddenly tho
gentleman said;
SMadflm, I will trouble you to look,
out of the window for a-fow minutes;*
l am going to make some changes in
my wearing apparel.'
'CertainIv, nir,1 she replied, with
grqat ^politeness, risiug and turning
her back.upon him,
?In'a very ohorl time he earn:
'Now, madam, iuy change ia-ciom
pleted, and ypjt may rc;n\moyour
own scat.'
When the lad y to rived she beheld
her male companion transformed into
a dashing lady .with a veil over her
face. -\ C
OCov.'j sir, ormiiiluui, whichever you
like,' said the lady, ?] meet trouble
you to look but of Hie window, for I
alto have Some ehuu^cs to make in
my apparel.'
?Cm in inly, madam and the genlle
trtau in i:MiyVK attire immediately com
plied, f)
l2sT^, sir. you may resume your *
ow4? seat.'
To his great surprise, on resuming
hit- seati the gentleman in female at
tire found bis lady companion trans
formed into a mar. Ho laughed,
loudly and raid:
Toes to avoid recognition. What have
you done? I have robbed a bank.'
'And I,' sal i the whilom lady, as
I he :b : ? cnnslj: fettered l?a eomD3Ur
. inn's v i isis' v; itli a^air of handcuffs,
j 'am Detective .1-, of Scotland
Yard, and in female apparel have
sliad >wed y<m for two day3; now,*
drawing a revolver 'keen still!'
RATHER MIXED.
Johnson?'What is the matter with.
y<>u. Ned; you look melancholy?'
Med?'Yes; the fact of the matt? r
i-- 1 have got mixed up so in my fami
ly a Hairs that I don't know who I
am."
Johnson?'Rather a id range re
mark. H>:plain y0?rself.:
. N'cd?'1 ..i?. Von see. I married
a you tig widow who lived with her
pdaughlor; my father shortly
after married tlic stepdaughter. My
wife w;.<. therefore; the mother iu-law
and daughter-in-law of my father. I
am the stepfather of my mother-in
law, and my wife's stepdaughter is
my stepmother. \\ . I, my sleptuoth
J er?that is to say. my fat her'a daugh
ter?had a si n. fie ii my stepbroth
er, 1 f eosii e l>Mt being the ion of my
! wife's stop.h\tighter, my wife is, of
! coin' , ids grd?duVilher, und I am
hi 1. ? nd t a I her us well as his atop
1 brother. My v;ife also h.ul a boy.
My stepmother >; consequently tho
stepsister id' toy boy, :?.!.<! also bis
j grhndmhthei, ?cctiuschc is the child
: of her siepsdh, and hiy futlier i.i the
brother in law of my son, who is tho
s .n of my siepift?tho". i am my
mother's Inother.-in !::.?. my wife
until of i or ownj^f.on, mv son is
j nrandsjon of my i.-.l'.er, nnd I am
om gtamllatuer.
WcaVer .tarried one county i
? .? i ntntes, Walker county
! lie lust cleetionV receivi
?ritv of sixteen votes over
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