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Who haa had prater cxpTlrTirc in the trrnttncnl or the
aexual troinilcf of both muh* n.ul fomnlv than aiiv |ihvlr1nu
In the Writ, Riv.'i the remit, of hi, }??<?; ami "... it.
rractico In hit ?.?? new work., jual |tutill?lu-?, culiUid
The PHYSIOLOGY OF MARRIAGE
The PRIVATE MEDICAL ADVISER
TiooktTh?"i?Ter<>allv (Intilra aad Pdf-ln.lruitor? in nil ir.nt
t*ra prrtaiiilng to nunhmiil anil IVoi
traatlunx f* It. Tlicy nro b.^utirult. lllinlraliit, mi,I In plain
lai.jruagr, raiily uiHlcratood. The two hooka rtiibrace.'Ull
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rinilt, with all tint recent Improvement,, in medical tlctitr
Ilead what our hoiiicj<niHTi tav :"Tln*k now hd>;.
in Dr. Balta'new work a la in n>, way of niapatt.Mml.1^ c
art er, but Ii fomenting that c ry one .hnuhl aaow.
Tenth, th" victim of early itidi"i rttion; Ihr Ma
?pafftaUy healthy maytw.litit with waning vlgOI iiith
of Ufa, and the H.nuti, in nttirrvj
from tna many ill, her 4M ia lift
Ho."?St. Louii Journal.
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DR. TUTT:
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firmed conntlltiption hail tnkrn plnoo t ho Expoolorant
effected a ourc. R. II. BPUAQUB, M.I>.
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Bijah Captures a Small Boy.
'Embossed ? embossed ?' Bijah was
saving in himself as he came in from ?
his farm and began loset the chairs*
back. 'A stranger met me on the
corner and called me an emhos.sud
catamaran. Ho may be a friend of
mine, but when 1 go home I'm going
to look the epollin'-book over and
lind what them words mean. I know
what arnica, and vexation, and mus
tard plaster, and such other big words
meatbut I'm n little lam s on em
bossed. It may refer to agriculture,
or it nay have something to do with
p a I i v. hut- -
The bid nian looked out of the
alley window, and in another mom
list he was galloping wildly down
that dear oal shady lane leawinj from
ibe station to his farm, llu fell
through a hole in the fence, plough
ing his nose under a Spanish gourd
ivliit'll was feebly lifting its heal,and
arose and seized upon si Iwclve-vear
<d<l I ov with half a dt17.cn onions in
Iiis grasp. I- or 011? long minute
Uijah held the boy up by a clutch
which included old hat and red hair,
:ind he seemed im lined to commit
murder. The sound of a steam hoi t
.thistle caused him to forego his in
lenlions, and .h opping the boy to the
ground he hissed :
'Pirate! Fiend! Turk! Commun
ist! come hence! Highway robbery,
with assassination thrown in. don't
hogiu to compare with thi.- alabaster
I uiisdonu aiio,"!'
'I'd pay ye five cents!' gasped the
hoy. as he squirmed around
'Five cents! I.real heavens! but
I live thousand dollars would not set
I tic this case V groaned Bijah. You've
I tramped down my catnip, smashed
lbree sun-(lowers, kicked over a West
India tomato vine, ami here you've
nuked 011 to no less than six of my
iVorw/'gian onion-! Come along. .Jus
tice i.- aching to break your back and
use the cords of your l?*gs (or hnrp
rings!'
IT WAS 'lOUOlt.
The young invader was the fust
prisoner out. lie had got through
with his tears, wiped his nose all he
vvautt d to, and it could be plainly
?.. en that he meant to make a lic
ence.
'Now, Mr. Joy,' began the court,
please do your swearing in a gentle
tone of voice, and do not get cxeitcd
and break your pace. You will also
stick to the truth and nothing hut. th e
truth.'
The old man looked red in fiie face
as he took the stand and related the
facts in the case. He described his
emotions as he looked from the win
dow and saw his farm being invaded,
and hesworo that tho boy before him
was none other than 4the identical
thief.
'Bijcr,' began the boy as he braced
up, 'ye know ye found me asleep in a
havement, and that ye. brought me
here 'cause I hilled at yer bald head !
Don't go for to swearing to a lie,
Bijcr !'
'B-boy !' began the old man, but
his honor interrupted:
Mr. Joy, have you any other wit
nesses?'
'No, sir; but my word?'
'Your word, Mr. Joy, is solid as
far as it goes, but justice must he
done in this case, The lad's testi
mony must balance yours. You have
no witnesses?not even til3 onions
yon claim he stole.'
'Smell of his hands!' shouted Bijah
'smell of his paws !'
The boy had not been idle during
the few minutes 'he occupied a cell.
He promptly held up his handy, an d
the court l ent over and snuffed a',
them.
It was a moment of intense interest,
but the boy was calm and confident
'Mr. Joy,' remarked bis honor as
he settled back in his chair, 'this
court detects a faint smell of halibut,
pitch, orange peel and cigar stub, but
not the slightest traco of onions, I
must discharge him. Let this bo a
great moral lesson to you never to
put up a job on a young and innocent
child again. Had my noso been less
4
discriminating, er had I not known
you so well, this hoy would have gone
to prison and hin whole life.been
blasted !'
Bijah fell back. Tulling a beauti
ful half-dollar from1 his pocket ho
whispered to the boy:
'Sonny, yon good little angel,couio
into the corridor just a minute while
I beg your i ardon !'
'Vo can't souny mo can't play no
bootjack over this inn or cent !' sneered
the lad, and he npido a dive through
the crowd tor the door.
Words of Wisdom.
Unreasonable ha te is the road to
error,
A woman who wants a charitable
heart wauls a pure heart.
Many arc willing enough' to wound
who are yet afraid to strike.
Sonn; mourn more tho shame which
sin brings, than the sin which bring-i
the shame.
Wo esteem others Hot so in ?ich for
what, they m"e Worth, as for what
they are worth to us.
The mind has a certain vegetative
power, which cannot be wholly idle.
If it is not laid out and cultivated
into a beautiful garden it will of itself
shoot up weeds or flowers of a wild
growth.
Talent is power;tact is skill. Tal
ent makes a man respectable; taet
makes him respected. Talent eon
vinces; tact converts. Talent com
mands; tact is obeyed. Talent is
something; tact is everything.
It is astonishing how much one
without money may give. A kind
word, a helping hand?the warm
sympathy that rejoices with those who
weep. No man is so poor, no woman
is so poor, as not to bo able to con
tribute largely to the happiness ot
those about them.
We have nothing of our own but
our will; all tho rest is not ours. Sick
ness deprives us of health au 1 lifjjl
riches are taken away from us by
violence; the talents of the mint! de
pend on the disposition of the body;
the only thing that is truly our own
is our will.
It was finely said by Socrates that
the shortest and most direct road to
popularity is "for a ninu to bo tho
same that the wishes to be taken for."
People are ogregiously mistaken if
they* think they can ever attain to
popularity by hypocrisy by more out
side appearances, and by disguising
not only their language but their
looks. True popularity takes deep
root, and spreads itself wide; but tho
false falls away liku blossoms; for
nothing that is false- can bo lasting
The Hawkey's Little Joke.?
The other day the President and his
Cabinet sat down to a little private
lunch, and the servant in attendance,
glancing from the President to the
half dozen Cabinet ofliccrs, remark
ed ?
'An' it minds me ov the ould elec
thoral times, intirely.'
'What does?' asked the Secietary
of tho Navy.
'This bit of a dinner and the coin
panv,' replied tho servitor.
'And why?' asked the Secretary of
Stti to.
'Because, thin,' replied the faith
ful servitor, 'there's seven to ate.'
And tho Secretary of the Interior
said that stumped him, while the
Postmaster-General made a quotation
from the 'Life and Times of the
Governor of North Carolina.'
Pass de Hat Aroun*.?When
the triangle had callod the meeting to
(order, Brothor Gardner arose with
his usual sleekness aed said :
'Gom'len, if it wasn't for de whoola
on a waggin do waggin wouldn't
move. When do wheels am on, den
what?*
'Grease!' solemnly exclaimed tho
old man Toots.
'K-rect!' whispered the prosident
softly, rubbing his hands together.
'Wo hcz do waggin an' do wheels.
Wc will now pass de hat aroun' fur
do greaso.'
How two Sundays can come in one
Waek.
In one of Edgar Poo's stories ho
shows how two Sundays can come in
one week. I apt. Bout well thus ex
plains it: If you establish the city
of New York as your prime meridian,
and dispatch two ships around iho
world, one by the route of the Cape
of Good Hope and the other by Cape
Horn, they will, when they meet on
tho other side of tho gl ?bo, differ a
day in their time; it ihay bo Saturday
on hoard of one ship and Sun lav on
b aid of t he ot her. This is owiu ' to
the fact that, the planet, on which we
dwell revolves to tie- eastward, and
the sunnppcaring lirsl in the east, it
is noon, or twelve o'cl >??!<, on bo.ird
of the eastern bound ship before it is
noon on board of the western bound
ship. The ship sailing east, gains
time every day, while tin; ship sailing
*vcst loses time, and when they meet
the differences of time will am mal to
-i day. He adds that, at Samoa he
found the Protestant and Catholic
mi<si;,uaries celeb rat in g different
days, and both were right, because
tin y sailed l.y different routes from
Europe?-Ant/nsfii ('hrnnieie.
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Rev. Jasper and the LimeKiln
Club.
During the last, meeting of the
Lime Kiln Club, Brother Gardner
rose and said : "Gcm'len, I bole
heah a communicashun from a pussou
down in Richmond, Virgiuny, who
sails aroun' underdo cognomen of do
Rev. Jasper. In peroosiil' ober do
dooscpapcrs I he/, seed him inferred
to ez try ill* to climb out.'t his clothes
by clahnin'dat tie sun moves aroun'
de y'arth instead of du contrary way .
Dis pu son now writes to me to ax if
ile Lime-Kiln Club wontjine in wid
him and gin his theory our support.
Gem'len, so.ne of us may be weak in
de back doorin' de strawborry an'
iee-erc,am sexunA but don't believe
ilat usin' do white*wash-brush hci
worked our brains down atwixt <lo
shoulders. 'Spose we am gwino to
buck agin all the georgralies, direc
tories, novels, spelliu'-books, an' sieh ,
to 'commodate one poor olo darkey
wid a stiff knee an' alamo back!
Shoo! Let dis letter be used to light
do fiah next winter!"?Detroit Free
Press.
Tho Sleepless Edlsou.
One of Hdison's ideas U that a
man doesn't need to sleep. Probably
ho hasn't enjoyed a proper amount of
rest at any one time for thrco years.
His brain goes like a saw mill, all
tho time, and he says ho has no time
to sleep. He experiment-) and works
day and night without cessation.
When bed-time comes Edison is as
oblivious of the faot as one side of the
present Potter Congress is of the exis
tence of Mr. Cronin, from Oregon.
The great inventor digs away at his
work until nature is completely ex
hausted, and then he tumbles into bed
for two or three hours of sleep. This
may he at morning, noon, or night,
just as the fit of weariness seizes him.
Not one man in ten could do it and
live. But Edison has a constitution
like the "one-boss shay" of popular
legend, and lie don't break down . Ho
is wonderfully tenacious, alike of
health and ideas.??Chuuvjo Tribune.
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Wai kinc Under Water.?Capt.
John T. Guirc, the celebrated sub
marine diver, proposes to walk from
here (Madison, Wis.), to Cairo on the
bottom of the Ohio river in twenty
one days, and has friends who will
back him for 810,000! If ho at
tempts it he will have a float to ac
company him upon which will be
placed an air pump and other neces
sary apparatus. He will claim th e
privilege of coming up wdicnover bo
deems it necessary, but proposes to
walk every foot of the distance in tho
time specified.? Madison Courier.
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The first peaches shipped to Ilich
mond this year were sold by S. R.
ITockaday for $32 a bushel.? Garens,
lord, X. (J. Patrot.
Capt. Boynt on's Story of his Great
Swimming Feat.
Capt. Boynton has written to a
French paper a most amusing ae
couut of Iiis swim across the Straits
ofGibraltcr. Ho says that the feat
was far more difficult than swimming
across the Straits of Dover, for tho
current carried him so far that lie
traversed fifty miles in doing the
journey. lie adds, I saw several
sharks, hut none of them made a meal
of me, and I owe ihoin thy host ac
knowledgments. I suffered much
from the sun and (he salt water
which came into my eye-, and t was
almost blind when 1 landed. As 1
was not expected atTangicrs, I blew
my born as I approached the town.
Sonic Moorish guards came down to
know w hat the noise was about, and
seeing mo emerge from the sea, they
ran back to arouse the town, declar
ing thai the devil had just eoine
ashore. I 'eft them the same day by
steamer."
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The total eclipse of the sun on duly
*2!Jth of the present year can be more
favorably observed in the Unite d
States than in any other country in
the world, and it is already evident
that a large number of foreign astron
omers will go to Denver to witness it.
That city is very near the line of to
tality, and enjoys tile advantage of
usually clear w eather at that time of
the year. On January 11, 1880,
another total eclipse will be visible
on the^v'estern shore of the American
continent, near Monery in California;
but it w ill he total then for only about
forty seconds, 'ami that only just be
fore sunset. According to Nature, it
d? cs not appeal that after the present
year there will be another total eclip
se very favorably circumstanced fer
observation in tin; United S tatcs un
til September 1 (J, 10'2'i; and that j our
nal has already published the ele
ments of the eclipse.
Next!?An intelligent farmer of
Des Moines county has invented a
henophone, modolled on the principle
of the telephone, by which one old
hen occupying a central office in the
henery sits on all the nests about the
establishment, leaving other fowls
free to lay eggs, and cackle. As
soon as a new nest contains the full
complement of eggs, it is connected
with the central office by a coppor
wire, ami the business is settled. The
only trouble with the machine isth.it
it sits so hard it hatches out the por
celain nest eggs with the others, so
that one chick in every nest is born
with glass eyes, and the farmer has
to buy a id train- a dog to lead it
around. This makes it expensive.?
Jiurlington flaickcye.
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The Editor of Vanity Fair (Lon
don) speaks for others of tho profes
sion as well as himself, in saying: "I
am daily assailed by friends win,
cither on their own account or on ac
count of somebody else, implore me
in the name of friendship to'keep*
such and such .a thing'out of the
paper.1 Being of nn amiable dis
position, 1 am alway inclined to in
dulge them; but it really must have a
limit, for if it goes on I shall cither
have to present my readers with a
handsome blank page, or else I must
take the advice once given to an edi
tor, to have no friends and live in a
cellar. __
"In ai i, thy Ways Acknowledge
Mim."?In all thy ways. In thy
worship. In thy study of his word.
In thy intercourse with his people.
In thy traffic with the world. In
thy business and in thy recreation .
At thy meals. In thy correspond
ence. In thy reading. In thy dress.
What! in these petty matters? Yes,
in all thy ways. Thilikest thou that
Ciod will have no word for theo on
such topics? Bo undeceived, find a
revelation of tho will of God for
every one of thy paths There is no
need for thee ever to let go his hand.
iS'oL a single step should be taken
without him ??Reo, George Dotocn.
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Tea culturo is rapidly extending
over Georgia.
Pcd&strianisni has become fashion
able in San Francisco among both,
men and women. Walking clubs am
numerous. The members moot on an
appointed day in a (suburb, and start
oft" on trips of from li'olo lifty miles,
but the "roughing it" i generally
moro in fancy than in fact, for car
riages are taken along for the tired
onoH to ri'lo in. Dio f.-owis's party of
fifty tourists has returned demoraliz
ed. They intended to journey and
camp in the mountains, for three
months, but the doctor foil sick at tho
outset, and two weeks of outdoor life
was enough for the rest.
'L suppose have been to your
lodge ?' she scornfully inquired whou
she opened the door upon him sud
denly at midnight. The do jr had
maliciously refused response to every
eflbrt he had made on the lock with
a section of a pretzel he Itchi in his
hand. 'No, no, my dear.' hu replied
with gushing candor, 'you son I ^t, >p
at a (hie) strawb'ry les'v'l on my way
home?t' held church 'long,you know
?an'the (hit1) berries'sou red on my
stomach. Confound straub'ry festi
vals, anway, sfurJy in the season; last
one'll take me in.'
A Methodist circuit rider once dis
cussed the su hject of baptism with a
German Baptist. In the course of
the discussion the circuit rider said,
"There is but. one clear case of im
mersion in the Bible, and that was
when the devil get into the hogs and
they ran down into the sea and wero
cnoked." The German replied, "Dat
ish one clear case of immersion, aud
vot ish more, der devil has been so
vraid of vatcrevcr since, dat ho only
dakc it a few drops at der time."
If a cat doth meet a cat upon the
garden wall, and if a cat doth greet a
cat, O need they both to squall?
Every Tommy has his Tabby waiting
on the wall, and yet he welcomes her
approach with a hideous yawl. And
if a kitten wish to court upon a gart
en wall, why don't he sit ami sweetly
sntile, aud not stand up and bawl; lift
his precious back up high, ami show
his teeth ami k moan, as if 'tworo colic
more than love that mule that follow
groan ?
Nashville is a charming city of
40,000 inhabitants. The scenory
around it is superb. Everywhere the
eye turns, a succession of green hills
and gently undulating landscapes
meet the view. Fine drives lead out
in every direction from the city. Wo
were told thai, standing on the capi
tol steps, you could count 50educa
tional institutions. The pcoplo of
Nashville ought to he happy. Nature
and art have combined to make them
80.? Central Baptist.
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Capt. Catcsby Jones, formerly com
mander of the famous Confederate
ram Mcrrimac, was killed in Relma.,
Ala., last summer by J. A. Ilarrai, a
neighbor. The fatal dispute aroso
out of a quarrel between their child
ren, anil the excitement over the re
sult was intense. Mr. Harral was
lately put on trial for murder, but has
just been acquitted on the ground of
self defense.
The woman's ho tel in New York
"busted up" because no men were
allowed thereat. T..o women could
not endure the absence of all that
makes lite bright and happy, Aud
so their splendid hotel had to bo shut
up. Too bail; too bad. We are such
fascinating fellows, but wo can't help
it, dog-gone our handsome pictures,
can wo ??llau-h'?//<.
Norway has some curious exhibits
at the Paris Exhibition. .She has fish
skins tanned for glove-e, eel skins pre
pared for harness; .-hark skins, 10
feet long and three wide, for various
purposes; and whale skins, GO feet
long, tor driving hand lor machinery.
South Carolina supplies nearly half
the rice produced in this country.
Georgia is next, or nearly 7,000,000
pounds ahead of Louisiana. Nearly
all the rice comes from these throo
States.