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r_ . TWO DOLLARS PEK ANNUM. } GOD ^ND' ?lTR, COUNTRY. ALWAYS IN ADVANCE VOLUME Yt SATURDAY MORNING. JUNE 29, 1878. NUMBER Ir, GIN GEARING SHAFTING AND BOLTS cheaper THAN EVER BEFORE at Tin: FORES r CITYIFOUNDRY and machine; works, |GEO. 11. LOMBARD & CO., AUGUSTA, GA. ENGINES, COTTON SCREWS, MILL OKA KING Ami Machinery off Kinds Made and /Im paired. oct 27 1250 52 MARRIED SINGL 0M1ITTS |s No. 12 N. Eighth St. JJ? St. Louis, Mo. Who has had jrrralrr experience1 in the treatment of Ihr ?axual tt niniliM of both male mal female thnu ntiv physician In tlio Weit, Rives tlio mull! of hi. Ions und .nictulul practice in liv twele* ?orii, jmi published,entitled The PHYSIOLOGY OF MARRIAGE The PRIVATE MEDICAL ADVISER Bootet that nrc really Ooldra asd FrlMn.tnirlor-i In all mat ters pertailting to Hanlioo<l and 1Ynin.t.h?.o.l. Bill! supply ?waul long Mt. They are brantlfolly lllu.ii.lr-1.uml In pistil lai.guajTF, easily understood. The two books embrace M.'. pajtra, and rontalni.lu.bls Inform.Ilun forlHith married and ?ingle, with all the rerent improvements In medical trratliirnt Ilrail what our homrpancr* say i-'Tlipkiiowlrdceiinpuiinl In br. nutta'new works 1? Inno way of nuritlunatilv elmr actrr, but la something that rirrr o.r .hnul.l kaew. The Toath. th? victim of early ln<lt?ert-tinii; thr wan, otherwise r*rfrttly healthy maylH ,tint with wanln? "of lift, and Iba Woman, in misery!" from the many ills her sex la hei'tj to."?St I.oui* Journal. run. I. mi I'nil'KS ?00 eta. each; both In one volume, $1 j In rliitll ami_ SglLlScta. extra- Bent umlrr al. unjg fjfj Jgj apr'l 27 . ly TO [RJSIS T. Thai large anil commodious I * ii *-L Sinn-, formerly occupied by Mr. t'. IL Jim? - l*"or terms r.pplv to MTtS. M. K. MCXAMAHA f.wt 11. ?f. |g? HEED THE jffig ^SWords of Advice, rii:!:? tutt'h PILLS tutt'S "P F.sriTTFUI.l, Y olTerr-d hyil.LLS tutt'S w- TtiTT. 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Palieiils su'Vpriii" fi : years Irotr tlie Marion* difen-ts of ihn Lun^s. a t*'? trying different remedy."', speudinj; llici sands ol dollar-- in Irnvidin? and d'm-tor ing, hnvc, h\ Ihe iihj <~.i n few boliiee. entirely, recovered their health. "WON'T m TO FLORIDA" New York. August .10, 1072. DI?, TUTT: Dear Sir i?When In Aikrn, last n'lut. r, I iil ;it ycur Zxpeororant for my cnup.li, niul rohl ?r 1 nu?; ? l'?tetll from it t linn nnjrUiIni; t ever lorV. i - iti ? .? v. :i I I will not f?o to T"loi\iln next winter n. J l-i??rr*?,< Bond mo oao dj.-..-n bottles, by . j,1 . "> ? bom mendo. ali nun t<tot?i i c. 1"3 Woal Tiiir;> ii. . : Strtv.. ? Boston, Janum) ... ' * Tht* certifies thai I havo rcooaimcticlcd >'.?? ? Or. Tutt'r? Expectornnt for c'.iKr.taon of I iio l..n,:.< for the past two yoara. und to myknowlodf" - r.. boltlca hnvo been used by B17 patients with *l t:*.o pleat raaul'?. In twoosses wlioro It was'lio:i ;rii . firmed 0011 no nipt Ion bod mk n r.lnoo t h o 11 /1 ?? CffMted u cure. R. K. OPRL t ! "Wooan not ?peak 'oo hitlily ef D".T'.:tt'? f- ? ? pectornnt, and for ' he nako of buITji lux bumr.Mty Lopo it may becomo more genoi nlly !;uo-.vd. '- CHDI3? IIAV A i" ihatk, Wold liy Urmrslalri. Pr.lru 81.00 May 0 1H77 ly Break ftiHt Si rips. SnW l??w ) down bv A. K18CHHK. and Morphinn habit rurod. Tho OrlKlnnl aQ'l un'j ahsolula <;i!KV:. Hcnil sump for book on Onliim Kstlntt. 10 W. P. H<|utra, W urlbluslcD. Greene Co.. 1 n 1 OPIUM itpi'l 27 i.v Hydrophobia. Several reports luivo reached us of n?nd dogs from different sections of the County nil of which seem indefi nite and mixed more or less with suspicions rather than facts; but wo saw Mr. Collier from the Cuwcastlo section, .1 truthful, and, in every way, a reliable man, who states that lie saw three dogs, two of which wore bitten by the first, in the maniacal singe of this disease?two of tho dogs belonged to Mr. John At ant. A cow on tlie south .side of the swamp was also bitten by tbe.-r.unc wander ing dog. Hydrophobia appears in two differ cut forms; first, the violent form, or rubies; second, the sullen form. Toe first is the nitst common and that prevailing in our County. This has three st.ges; tho melancholic stage, lasting from a half to three days; the maniacal stage, lusting three or f??ur days; und the ptiralytic stage, when death ensues on the seventh or eighth day. The disease manifests itself in the animal by a change of behavior, be coming irascible, sullen, Ii Igcty, con - stautly changing position, cxtre niely irritable, morose, and easily enraged. The animal crouches for the slightest CliiiSC ?i.d ett?ily flightened .iV redness is frequently observed in the eye mid the dog often licks the cic-i tii'/cd wound; at an early sta che ? cji '-t ul! fond save ncca?i?>nly a bite of hi> iuvurite bits, A disorderei appetite i> noticed 1 y tho dog swal lowing nil sorts nfindigestiblc sub .-lances; as hair, sir.- earth, bits of leather and the like- tin will ink cold objects, such as stones, iron, mid 1 he not ot <>f other iio'.r.. Win 11 it ?so. .- !i.ni a >r.' liillj' developed; he ii? 1 i a very striking prJipcn it, 10 . peculiar change in the i??*ie of ? t'lj;, .di.-j.it.-ilton 1. hn a aw v an i f-tray about, ilou.-e dog-twill ofl o jump at the door, while thbso la-ten cd will struggle to break the chain, bile the post and r*?!I about. If the animal wanders away and returns home be.is suspicious and sly, or some times the opposite, very friendly to persons with whom he is acquainted and for this reason be is the more dangerous. Many dogs snap and bite at what ever comes in their way, other dogs, eats, birds, larger animals and often men. These symptoms we have conden sed from Zieinssen 's Cyclopaedih of the Practice of Medicine for the bene fit of those who own valuable dogs and do not wish to lose them on sus picion merely; other dogs bad better be killed at once rather than run any risk. [For the Orangeburg Times.] Edi or Oronnrburg Times ? Having seen the experiments made by Dr. ?St. Julien Knvcncl, at tho Atlantic and Stono Miosphate works with wheat, oats, barley, and rye, manured with the ash element and peas, 1 was satisfied with the results, and concluded 1 would give it a trial on my farm, and I herewith give you my experiment with its results : On the first of July 1877 I took a piece of land, 3 acre--, which bad been planted in oats (the two previous years without manure, yielding from 1G to 18 bushels per aero. On part of the 5 acres I Bowed broad cast 500 lbs. of ash element per acre, and on tho whole 5 acres two bushels of cow peas per acre turning all under with a Watt's turning plough. The result was a luxurious growth of vines, tho more especially where the ash cle ment had been sowed, rio fruit was matured by the pea. On the first of October I sowed broadcast two bush els ot tue red rust proof oats per acre, turning pea. and oats under, with a two horse Watt plough and smothing off with a heavy drag. From an acre m inured with the ash clement and (tow pea, thrashed ?ud cleaned, by weight yielded 54 bushels 3 pecks and 7 quarts; from an acre manured with poaa alone, yield ed 30 bu shcls 3 pecks and 6 quarts, a difference in favor o! tho a h element i>f 2-1 bushels and one quart, and a difleranco of about 30 bushels be tween the natural land without any manure ami that manured with tho ash cloinent and p"n. The land ex perimented on was about equal in productiveness. 1 tried also an experiment with tho ash (.'lenient ami shinny or speck led pea, the result was unsatisfactory, The cow pea should be the only pea used in these experiments. \V. P. Bahtov. [For the Orungcbtirg Times.] Moi.mi? Co., Miss., dune 12, 1878. Mr. /'Mi tor : A severe hail-storm destroyed tho corn A: cotton in the northern part of the county last week. The direc tion of the Storni was from West to East. In many fields it left neither a leaf of coiton nor a blade of corn. : ur fanners, whose motto is "/?// m t?csjH-hi?du?t," nrc again planting the same land. Though very late, they say they will make cotton if the sea ? soi.a are favorable The prico of cot ton has gone up, it is) now bringing from 12 lolo cents. Those farmers who did nut sell their cotton last fall and winter are now taking advan tage of the good prices . The Murphy movement has reach ed Du rant and is playing havoc k with the drinkmg saloons Numbers of the citizens have taken the pledge, ? nd their ranks are weekly increas ed. Tt would not surprise the in habilance to hear the young hope fuls declaring? The innrplivites conic down like a wolf on the fold. I'ncir pledges, anil tin r blue ri ... Hi reaming; The bar-keepers, tho beer-lrimcer-: and topers of old, " their valiant rinks are teeming. Our HVpiiS'rn ativ ? ??? ''ij I ? L fl C Lainar. i i i ? - I lit o ? e ol i he united piv-s, by sup i-iing the hilt' to hlxI'reSidcut (Iran!. Ho will hardly ? i:e jup port of the people horeift?!', for ho has total disregard for the wiahs of his constituents. - Mr. Willie Pullura. a worthy young man, about 21 years old, died from heart disease yesterday about ?!?} p. in. Our community will miss hi in very much. Moke Anon. Newspaper Business. An exchange says : We sup pose many people think that tho newspap er men are persistent duns; let a far mer place himself in a similar busi ness position and sec if he would not do the same. Suppose ho raised one thousand bushels of wheat, and his neighbor should coino and buy a bushel, and the price was a small matter of only two dollars or less, and the neighbor says, "I will hand you the amount in a few days. " As the farmer did not waut to be small about the matter, bo says all right, and the man leaves with the wheat. Another comes in the same way until the whole one tbousacd bushels of wheat are trusted out 'o one thotmn d different persons, and not one of the purchasers concerns himself about it, for it is a small amount that be owes the farmer, and of course that would not help him any. He does not real ize that the farmer has fritted away all his large crop of wheat; and that its value is due him in a thousand little diiblets, and that ho is seriously embarrassed in his business because his debtors treat it as a small matter. But if nil would pay him promptly, which they could do as well as not, it would be a very large amount to the farmer, aud enable him to carry on bis business without difficulty. The above caparison is too true of the difficulties that the newspaperman has to contend with "We had short-cake for tea," said a little girl to a neighbor's boy to whom she was talking through the fence. ".So did we," he answered; "very short?so short, it didn't, go round." A postage-stamp ii just big onough to borrow, but too small to pay back . Tho Responsive Chord. The Rev. J. William Jones, in an add rosa before the National Sunday School OouvcnUon, Atlanta, Ga.. re lated the following incident: "In the* early spring of 1863, when the Con federate and Federal armies were confronting each other ou the opposite hills of Stallbrd and Spotsyl vania, two hands chanced one eveni'g at the same hour, to begin to discourse s^weet music on either bank of the river. A largo crowd of the soldiers of both armies gathered to listen to the music, the Iriendly pickets hot interfering, hud soon thi? bands began to answer each other. First the band on the north ern bank would play 'Star Spangle! Banner," "Hail Columbia," or some other national air, and at its conclu sion the "boys in blue" would cheer most lttslly. And then the band on the southern bank would respond with "Dixie," or Bonnie Blue Flag" or some other Southern melody, and the "boys in gray" would attest their approbation with an "old Con fed or ate yell." But presently on e of the bands struck up in sweet and plaiutiv c notes, which wore wafted across the heautitul Rappahaunock, were c night up at once b} the other band and swelled into a grand anthem which touched every heart, "Home, S?veei Home!" At the conclusion >f this piece there went up a simultaneous shout from both sides of the river? cheer followed cheer, and those hills, which had so recently resounded with hostile guns, echoed aud reechoed the glad acclaim. A chord bad been struck, responsive to which the hearts f enemies?enemies then?could heat in unison, aud ou both sides of the river, 'Somethingdown the soldier's check Wiln?ed oil'the stains of powder.' " The Toddygraph. "? The- .latest reported invention of Edison is called the "teddygraph." While Edison was imbibing a mint jlllip in the saloon adjoining, abril ?iant idea Hashed through his fertile brain, and before be bad left the place he had invented an instrument that is likily to revolutionize the whole saloon business. It is a ma chine, so constructed that when a per son, who has just partaken of some spirituous beverage, breathes into it, the action of his breath upon a pecu liarly prepared substance, (also the invention of Mr, Edison) made to re volve slowly by means of a small crank, makes such an impression, that by again applying the lips and turning the crank the other way, the effects of the drink can be reproduced as many times as desired, no matter how great tl length of time may have elapsed, A man provided with one of these small instruments could pro vide himself with cocktails for a long journey, simply for the price of one drink. Edison christened it the "toddygraph." Of course the saloons will light against it bitterly, as it must destroy tho business of ninety-nine out. of a hundred of them. A person can mix his drinks just to suit himself and thou stock his toddygragh with a supply oi different beverages sufficient to last him a life time. Language of tho Hair All of our features have their lan guage?eyes, nose and mouth. And now some one discovers that even the hair has its own indications. Straight, lank, stingy looking hair indicates weakness and cowardice. Curly hair denotes a quick temper. Frizzy hair, set on one's head as if each individual hair was ready to fight its neighbor, denotes coarseness. Black hair indicates persistent resolution in accomplishing an object ? also a strong predisposition to re venge wrong and insults, real or fan cied. Brown hair denotes fondness of life, a friendly disposition, ambition, earn estness of purpose, sagacity for busi ness, reliability in friendship, in pro portion as the hair is lino. Very fine hair indicates an even disposition, readiness to forgive, with a desire to add to the happiness of others Persons with fine light brown or auburn hair, inclined to curl or friz, arc quick tempered, and are given to resentment and revenge. Iiight brown hair, inclined to rod ? ness, wit h a freckled skin, is said to be a certain indication of deceit, treachery and disposition to do some thing mean by a friend who can no longer bo used" to advantage. All of which may he news to for tii nctcllcrs. How Fast Will Trees Grow. In order to lost the rapidity of tho growth of the different varieties of trees a writer in a Western paper took the measurement and height of a large number, some years ago, with the following result: Two Norway spruces, sot twenty years, wore live ami a half feet in cir cumference, forty f et in height, and had a spread of about twenty-six feet in diameter. A black spruce set fifteen years Was twenty-five feet in height and proportionately large. Two balsam firs, set sixteen years, were thirty feet high. A European larch, set seventeen years, was forty two feet high and four feet in circumference at the base. A Scotch pine, set eighteen years, was twenty six feet high. A baid pine, set seventeen years, was three feet eight inches in circum ference and twenty-five feet high. A w hite pine, set eighteen years, was four feet in circumference, while an Austrian, set fourteen years, was tw< nly foot high. A Russian spruce set. fifteen years, was about fifteen feet in height. The red cedars and arbor vilajs, set fourteen years, averaged twenty feet in height, while a hedge or wind break, setentiiely around nu eighty acre farm, but composed of first a row of cedars set was fifteen years, which averaged fifteen feet, next a row of Scotch pine twcntyfive A-et high, an d outside of this a row of soft maples ranging from twentyfive to thirty feet in height. Thc-?c formed a perfect security against high winds and re duced the temperature in tho en closure several degrees. Hard maples, set twenty years, ?.vertigo 1 over thirty feet in height. One soft maple, set eixhtecn years, was fifty foot in height and six feet in circumference at the body. A black walnut, set sixteen years, was four feet three inches in diame ter, while a sycamore, trrnsplanted twenty years before from the timber, was seven feet in circumference at tho base ami fortycight feet in height. A silver leaf poplar, set twenty years, was seven feet two inches in circumference and thirtyfivo feet in height, and a golden willow, that twenty years before had been stuck i nlo the ground a switch, was eleven feet eight inches in circumferences and over forty feet high. There wero many other varieties some of them rare specimens?but enough has be,;ii shown to prove that oven our slow growing variet ies, if carefully cultivated, will, in a few years, became great trees. But they must be taken care of and cattle kept from tliem just as closely as if they were orchard trees, if tho bestresults are to be secured. -w? ? m "O yes, I'll .traderay horse for your mule,"said be, "if wekin'gree. Now, is this mule all?" and bo placed his hand on the animal's roar elevation . Mortal man will never know the con clusion of that sentence. He climbod the golden stair in fragmeuts, aud at a pace compared to which the shoot ing of a rocket is a snail's pace. . . ? mt > ? - Clockwork has been successfully applied as a motor to sowing mach iucs by a mechanic of Vienna. It can bo wound up in a few minutes, anfi will run for several hours, its speed being meanwhile fully under tlie control of the operator. Trying to Sell a Mule. 'Chentlomen*,' lie said, looking af fectionately at a little mouso-coloro I donkey not much larger than a Kan sas grasahopper and having a gentle, look in its soft I)rown oyo-J. 'If you vant a mule, von? dot you can driut beeeer dan you can count on der vnil uraof der beach crop cferj year, dot van der mule you vaslookin' nfder. Ho vas a goot, eben tie niule, und ho don't got some bud hahids vot makes him runaway mit himsclfs und shi adi der deffel ond of oferydings, and broke your vifo und grnnd-mudder in-law'8 gollur bout*. Nod much; In; dou'd vas bind dot kind ofaeloos-pin, he shust goes along client!y und batientlyi looken care ol'his own pis ness. Now, clicntlemen3, vat you gif me for dov mule ? Forty-file tol lars ?' He looked around the crowd, and as no one made an oiler lie went on : 'You no gif forty-fife tollars? Cliim iny 1 you vas a big fools Vy dot mule vas goot as seventy fife tollars; vy, chentlemen's, look atdcrmorul draining dot mule haf got; he vas do broberty, of a bleacher dree years und a bafe, und he used to go by der Sunday School mit der little bre ich er povR, und den 1 hafe him by my family sefven years, and he dou'd learn some brofauo sehwearin', or shtopa in front of der saloons vat you batronize ven your vile vas drifen bim; und all I ask for dat mule vas thirty-file tollars und fifty cents. My frients, of you got dat amount of gur rency, you can hafe der best Shack son mule vot you cfer laid on your eyes.' It was evident that the animal didn't suit, or there was not thirty five dollars in the crowd, for his offer was not accepted, and presently he continued: 'Veil, veil dot makes me weep my eyes out mit sorrow und grief dot my little Yawcob von't pring thirty-fifo tollars und a bale. Clicndlemeu's, you don'd kin tole a goot mule ven you saw him; dot mule vas sound in efery b?rticular, und he hou'd vas pin very old somedimes only four years last Chanuary by der dime dable. Now, chendlemeu's, who vants to gif me dwenty-eight tollars for dot vour-year-old golt, vat vas sound as a phisscl and ehendle a3 a lamb.' 'How do you make it out that he U only four years old ?' asked a by stander, with a grin, 'i he preacher had him three years and half, and you had him seven; wouldn't that make him ten and a half?' 'Yes, but dot vas in Chermany, he was only vour years old in de United States, don'd you hale an understand ing? Do you dinks 1 vant to sch windle you by dot mule? Do you vant me to gif you dot mule for nod dings, und drow in a gromo? rdinks you do; but of you don't dinks dot mule is ehendle, shust 'ook vonee how he lofes me.' Those standing in close proximity to the mule heard something thiz ! and when they picked our German friend out of the mud he murmured : 'Chendlemeu's, bo dou'd lofe me some more; of you vant him dake him for life dollars.' In the course of the season, that time has arrived when the young man site out on the front steps with tho idol of his soul und t alks sentimental slush, and thinks he would be in Heaven if he were married, whereas the girl's old man, who has been mar ried for some period, probes around the house with a kerosene lamp, look ing for some cold grub for his supper, and he smiles a smile suggestive of sad experience when he rofiocts that he was once young and beau* i fill him self and as big a fool as the young man on the stoop. How much sweeter lifo will become wlion the newspapers say ?'fishermen" or "anglers" instead of "disciples of Izaak Walton" and "dancers" in stead of "Votaries of Terpsichore!" But it will never happen?no never.