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THE LEQENO OF EVIL.
This l» the eorrowftil »torr ^
T»1S when the Urlhitht telle.
Ami the monkeye welk together
Holding each other's tells:
“Our (ethers lived la the forest!
Foolish people were they. . ,
They went down to the cornlena
To teach the farmers to pier.
“Our fathers frisked Ut the millet.
Our fathers eklppeiMn ttie wheat.
Our fathers hung In the branches
Our fathers danced In the street.
"Then came the terrible farmers
Nothing of play they knew.
Only they caught our fathers
And set them to labor tool
“fist them to work In the cornland.
With plows and elcklea and flallst
Put them In mud walled prisons
And out off their beautiful tails!
"Now we can watch our fathers,
Sullen and bowed and old, *»
Stooping over the millet.
Stirring the silly mold.
“Driving a foolish furrow.
Mending a muddy yoke,
Sleeping In mudwallwl prisons.
Steeping their foodln smoke.
“We msy not speak to our fathers,
For if the farmers knew
They would come up to the forest
And set us to labor tool”
Tide Is the horrjhle story
Told as the twilight fhlU, -
As the monkeys walk tjff;ether
Holding each other’s tails.
-Rudyard Kipling.
USE OF \ FILING MACHINE.
What May Be
trained by ttie
the laventlon.
Perfection ef
What irAortaut purpose can flight in
air serve? Maxim, Langley and all who
have studied the subject thoroughly
agree that the speed of aeriation will
greatly exceed that of any terrestrial
locomotion.
rProm this follows an entire economic
change in the direction of rendering im-
. mansotraotaof comparatively worthless
teMtvify at dlettifices of 20 to 40 miles
from cities much more aval lable.
There would also result the relegat
ing of city property in large measure
to pusineaa and storage purposes.
This would to a largo extent accom
plish what, Henry Uforge sigba for, bat
would do it by means which do not in
volve any wrong to the land owner by
the wage earner.
With flying navies capable of carry
ing unseen at night large quantities of
explosives to the center of a city war
wonld become bo destructive that it
woald be aoon snpplaitted by arbitra
tion as a matter of common sense sad
•elf preservation.
Arbitration once established, an in
ternational police system controlling na
tions as we do individnals, and enforc
ing the decrees of boards of arbitration,
would be enormously assisted by this
power of rapid aud if neceMary deatruc-
tive patrolling.
Immense ureas of country, now well
nigh impenetrable, would be opened to
usefulness. Large sources of wealth
would thus be added to the civilized
world and would resnlt in the amelio
ration of the condition of the savages of
such regions as osntral Africa.
We should bavs to give up selfish leg
islation, and restriction upon the com
merce of other nationa, and he obliged
perforce to '.'stand on a broader her
itage than that of a nation or of xone."
—Samuel Cabot in Boeton Traveller.
Tito Strange Brother*.
It had always been the habit In the
Ward family if two relatives differed
strongly to arrange net to he on speaking
terms. Dr. William G. Ward was onoe
asked how much ho had known of his ti-
thor’s first cousin, Sir Henry Ward. He
replied quite gravely: “I only saw him
twice—once as a boy, when he came to
see my father, and then again I had an
interview with him about a matter of
business soon after I came into my prop
erty. We arranged at the end of it not
to be on speaking terms,” quite a super-
flous arrangement, as Sir Henry,Ward
lived at that time in Ceylon. 6t which he
was governor, and in fact never came
again to England for a prolonged visit.
Dr. Ward and his brother Henry had
been estranged for a year or so, and one
night they met at the Haymarket thea
ter. Ea^h of them had for the moment
quite forgotten the quarrel, and friendly
greetings passed, nnd they had a talk
about the play. Next morning came a
letter from Henry Ward:
Dear William—In the hurry of the mo
ment tonight 1 quite forgot that we had ar
ranged to meet aa strangers, and I write thle,
leet you should misunderstand me, to aay that
I think we had better Adhere to our arrange
ment, and I remain, dear William, your affec
tionate brother, Hknhy Ward.
Dr. Ward replied: ,
Dear Henbt—J, too, had forgotten our ar-
rangemont. 1 agree with you that we had bet
ter keep to It, and I remain yonr affectionate
brother, • W. O. Ward.
—San Francisco Argonaut .
The Kpldemle ef Liberty. !
The idea embodied in American insti
tutions is the most radical that ever took
the concrete shape of legislation. We
may say, without being charged with a
boastful spirit, that we have on the
whole the best government on the planet.
That is to say, the government which
offers the largest opportunities and pro
duces the greatest amount of content
ment and prosperity.
It is a good thing for 100,00a of our
citizens to visit Europe every summer in
order to compare the condition of affairs
abroad with that enjoyed at home. And
it ia safe to assert that no man can travel
in England or Germany or Russia or
Italy without reacliing the prood conclu
sion that the American flag represents
more popular rights andamore advanced
political economy than any other strip of
banting that floats in the breeae,. The
tourist who reaches .Sandy Hook after a
three or six months' journey in foreign
lands without having his pulse jump into
the nineties qught to have been horn In
Nova Zembia orTimbnctoo.—New York
Telegram. L • «»
Harmony nnd Erudition.
There is a popular fallacy among par
ents that harmony means erudition, and
erudition of so abstruse a nature as to be
quite beyond the reach of the every day
child and to be reserved for the later
years after he is grown up, if undertaken
at all, and then chiefly when the yonth
or maiden has what is called “talent”
Ah. the much abused word! How glad
ly would all artists banish it from the
vocabulary and from the ears of the
American child I Harmony is only gram
mar, and grammar of each an entertain
ing kind that if rightly presented it is
fascinating, and of a nature so essential
that the musical nonpossessor of It
young or old, is crippled.—Harper's Ba
zar.
Blundera of Paintera. *-
Tinoret, an Italian painter, in a pic
ture of the “Children of Israel” gather
ing manna, haa taken the precaution to
arm them with the modern invention of
guns. Cigoli pointed the aged Simeon at
the circumcision of the infant Saviour,
and as aged men in these days wear
epoctaclee the artist has shown his sagac
ity by placing t’.iem on Simeon’s nose,
lu a picture by Verrio of "Christ Heal
ing the Sick” the lookers on are repre
sented as standing with periwigs on their
heads. To mutch, or rather exceed,
this indicrons representation. Oarer has
painted "The Expulsion of Adam and
Eve From the Garden of Eden" by an
angel in a dress fashionably trimmed
with flounces. The same painter, ia his
scene of “Peter Denying Christ,” repre
sents a Roman soldier very comfortably
smoking a pipe of tobacco.—Exchange.
Why St>» St«pp...l. -
Harie—Professor, 1 did enjoy my Span
ish lessons so mnch, but I have to give
them np because e^gs are so high.
Professor (in profound astonishment)—
Because eggs are so high I
Marie—Yes. Yon see I learned to ask
for eggs ia Spanish beau-tt-foily, and !
then, of course, we had to have theta i
three times a day so I could ask for them.
r flew York Times. <
The Final Splurge.
Arthur Outlier-Couch’s story called
“The Pauper” cohtains the description
of a poor old Couple who give the last
little entertainment to their friends be
fore going into the workhouse. It seems
to be the usual thing for Cornish folks,
whoso hcjepitality even under the most
disadvantageous circumstances is pro
verbial. They like to make a splash be
fore going under. “Miss Scantlebury
did.it hetter'u anybody I've heard tell
of," say these gtissips. “When she fell
into redooced circumstances, she sold
the eight day clock, that was the only
thlngA’ Mains the had left. Brown o'
Trcgarriok made It, with a very enri-
•qi) brass dial, whereon he carved a fall
rigged ship that rocked like a cradle
an went down stern foremost when the
hour struck. 'Twas worth walking a
nrito to see. Brown’s grandson bought
it off Miss Scantlebury for 8 guineas,
be being proud of his grandfather's
skill, an the old lady drove into Tre-
garrick workus behind a pair of grays
wi’ the proceeds. Over and above the
carriage hireshe'd enough left to adorn
the horses wi’ white favors an give the
rider a crown, large ae my lord. Aye,
an at the workus door ahe said to the
fellow, said she: ‘All my life I've
longed to ride in a bridal chariot, an
though my only lover died of a decline
when I was scarce 23 I’ve done it at
last,' said she, ‘an now heaven an airth
can’t undo it!’ * r
The Rurth's Journey.
The earth doo* not travel at the same
reti) all tbr'eogh its journey. Its orbit
being- elliptical, it must at oome time
appfoacj) nearer to the sun than at
others and will take leas time in mov
ing through one part of its path than
through another. In winter the earth
ia nearer the sun than ia summer and
movee through space more rapidly. On
Jan.. 1 the earth is about 8,000,000
miles nearer the sun than it is on Jnly
i, and fis the velocity of a planet in
creases with if nearness to the snn the
earth paseea over one-half of its orbit
in less time than over the other half.
Between the vernal equinox, which
bappehs on March 2 i and the autumnal
eqninox, which falls on Sept. 93, the
earth ia 184 days in accomplishing that
half of her journey round the sun,
while the other half occnpies only 179
days. It has been said that, owing to
the friction caused by the tides and
other reasons, the earth la moving more
slowty than it used to do, and that the
days are consequently lengthening, but
as this is only to the extent of half a
second in a centnry it will be a long
time before there will be any apparent
difference.—Brooklyn Eagle.
Wntlmnl Handwrttla*.
If individual character influences in
dividual handwriting, national charac
ter should influence national bandwrit
ing. Anthorities tell ns that such is the
case; that the art of the Italian, the
pride of the Spaniard, the vivacity of
the Frenchman, are all displayed in
their penmanship.
jt may be so. bnt as a rule it would
take an expert or an enthnaiast to tell
the difference between the writing of
the shrewd Scotchman, the staid Eng
lishman and the lively Irishman. Ger
man handwriting, however, ia truly in
dicative of the national character; it
requires nearly as mnch patience to
read it as to write it.
On the other band, one seeks in vain
to discover the temper of a Jew from
the dots and points of Hebrew or to de
cipher the character of Mr. Pitman
from the phonetic alphabet.—Cham
bers’ journal.
Trent men! ef Cholera.
Dr. Norman Kerr, the London physi
cian. was asked, “What treatment
would yon aay ia a wise one in case of
choleraic seixnre?” He answered: “If
i bud cholera, after a first prelimiary
treatment for the diarrhea, I would
rather have no physic. I wonld take lots
of hot and cold water—ad libitnm, in
fact. And I wonld keep myself in sur
roundings of warmth. I wonld rather
have that treatment than all the medi-
cinoe tn the world. "—London Ex
change.
The Name of Stebblns.
The Stebblns family is fairly numer
ous. R is not now a classic name. Its
owners wear it ignorantly. More the
.fiiame for them. It is by right a classic
naipe, borne aa it was by the first of
Christian martyrs —St. Steven, some
times spelled Stephen. Steven is the
Dutch wny of spelling it Spell it in
Spanish—Estclmn. Drop tiie initial si
lent e and then you have Steban. A mong
the ignorant the step to Stebhins is very
short. And the honorable name of SL
Steven takes ou degradation, even as the
fine old Norman-French name D'An
bains becomes the homely Dobbins.
An CnreaAonabl* Mermaid.
"This here show business,” said the
dime museum man. “ain’t what it’s
cracked np to be by a long shot. A
man's alius rnnnin agin things that do
him np."
“What’s troubling yon?” inquired the
advance agent
"Why. that dnrn mermaid of mine is
gettin me into debt over my bead. Now,
yon know I've got the only genuine mer
maid on exhibition. She's a maid of the
sea, she is, a living example of the
storied nymphs of the wave of old, as
my programmer says. I pay her a big
salary, and she puts all my other attrac
tions In the shade. It wonld pat your
eye out to see the way the people look
at her. I tell yon, she's the greatest
freak in the business, and the best of it
is she’s genooine. But to come down to
cases, as I wnz saying, she keepe me in
hot water all the time. There ain't a
day that I don't have to do somethin
special for her. I don’t dast refuse, for
I can’t get along without her in these
dull times. Sometimes, though, she
makes me crazy by her unreasonable
requests. What do you suppose she
wants now?”
“Couldn't imagine,” replied the ad
vance agent, "unless it is fresh sea water
every day or something like that.”
“Hnht” said the dime museum man
disgustedly, “that would be easy. That
dura mermaid don't want a thing but a
pair of button white kid shoes.”—Buffalo
Express.
A Conversation by Noted Authors.
“I never beard distinguished people
talk among themselves but once,” de
clared a young lady the other day, “but
then I was quite satisfied. It was even
more interesting than I had expected.”
“What did they talk about?” asked
her companion curiously, “and who were
they?"
The young lady named them—two
noted authors, a gentleman and a lady.
"And they talked,” she added, with a
smile, “about pokers."
"Pokers?" ejaculated the friend incred-
ulonsly.
“Pokersf repeated the first speaker
firmly. “The anthoress had just built a
new house, and her furuace did not
work well. She thought her companion
had one of the same hind in the house
and asked abotft it.
“He gave her information and advice,
and then they branched off to pokers
and the iniquity of manufacturers who
make them of soft iron so that they bend
out of shape the first time they are red
hot. You have always heard, haven’t
S ou, that his style is exquisite and his
inglish singularly clear and vigorous?
Well, it is so, I assure you, when he talks
of pokers, and she is charming when she
talks in a humorous vein about back
dampers and cold air boxes. I was de
lighted with the entire conversation,
though it certainly was uot what I an
ticipated.”—Youth’s Companion.
Two Remarkablo Cures.
An old Irish woman's cow was sick
unto death, so she turned to the priest
to save it “I can’t do anything to keep
your cow from dying," he said impa
tiently.
"I’ath an begorra It’s yon that can if
any one can,” the answered in simple
faith.
Unwilling to have her reverence in
him shaken, the old man went to her
cabin. The sick cow was brought out
into the yard and propped np, then the
priest began a solemn march around it,
chanting monotonously, “If yon die, yon
die; if you live, you live.” When at last
the tired priest sat down, the cow was
reviving, and it afterward lived to a
green old age. Some years later the
priest was at the point of death with a
terrible quinsy, when the old Irish wom
an presented herself at the house and
told the doctor she could cure him.
She was laughed to scorn, but at last
had her own way. She insisted npon
having the dying man's bed brought ont
into the middle of the floor, and aronnd
it she slowly cantered, singing, “If you
live, you live, and if you die you die.”
The humor of the situation tickled the
suffering priest so that a hearty laugh
broke the qninsy, and he also lived—to
a green old age.—Springfield Homestead.
Power of the Imagination.
”1 never was more firmly convinced of
the power of imagination,” said a man,
"than I was by something that happened
to me on the occasion of a visit to a friend.
It had been an extremely hot day, and
when I went to bed at night the heat
seemed almost insupportable It seemed
to me that if 1 should open the door from
my room into the hall it would make a
little circulation and mike the air more
comfortable, and 1 felt safe in doing this
because I am an early riser, and I knew
I could get the door shut before any
body was stirring In the morning. So 1
opened thedoor, with the pleasant result
that I had anticipated, and when I went
to close it in the morning I found that 1
had opened not the door into the hall,
but the door Into a closet."—New York
Sun.
A Plea Pur KgoUm. ^
Ask yourself hard questions about
yourself; find out ail you can about your
self. Ascertain from original sources if
you are really the manner of man yon
say you are; if you are always honest; if
you always tell the square, perfect truth
in business deals; if your life is as good
and upright at 11 o'clock at night as it
is at noon; if yon are as good a temper
ance man at a fishing excursion as you
are at a Sunday picnic; if yon art as
good when yon go ont of the city as yon
are at home; if, in short, yon are really
the sort of man yonr father hopes yon
are and yonr sweetheart believes yon to
be.—Panola (Tex.) Watchman
Waited Twenty Tear. For a Kolullon.
A bit of pure andharnileesTnischief at
recitation at Yale was the device of •
member of the clans of 1872, who intro
duced at recitation a turtle covered by a
newspaper pasted on the shell. The tutor
had too mnch pride to come down from
his perch and solve the mystery of the
newspaper's circulation, bnt 90 yean
after, meeting a member of the class, his
first and abrupt question was, “Mr. W.,
what made that paper mover—N*w
Haven Cor. New York Poet.
C..Kb! a PtIm. ~
Father—I've just found oat that the
strange young man who comes to as#
yon has been borrowing money right
and left.
Daughter—Isn’t that lovely? Be must
be a nobleman in diagniae.—New York
Weekly.
Not lees than 1,500 people were tram
pled to death in the crowds which gath
ered at the fete given in celebrattoa of
the marriage of Louis XVI of Fraoce.
June 91, 1770.
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