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DARLINGTON, S. 0., THURSDAY, MAY 30. 1889.
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desrn around the
■a«« sofuraa with Uaar Ann-hot lawqrt I fer
gteshert
Drives m« off the ptaos, and sajra 'at aU 'at ■he's
a-wisliiu', 0
lead o’ grr'rViual time'll come I'll fit enough o'
IMiiu'!
little Dare a-choppin' wood, never 'pears to ao
Don't know where site's hid ills hat, er keerin'
where his coat Ut -
flparalntln’ inore'o like, ha hslnt s-goln' to mind
ate,
And giwadD’ where soy twelve o'clock, a faller'd
Ukriy flnd me
Mood time and June (line, down around the
river!
Clean out o’ eight o' home, and skulkin under
klvver
Of the Hycaoiort-s. Jaek oaks and swamp ash, and
elluni-
MsssaU so Jumi le,l up, you kin hardly tell 'em t—
Tired, you kAovr, but loriii' it, and smilin' Just to
think 'at
Anysweetertimlueasyou'd fairly want todrink It
Tired o'ftshiu*—tired o'fun-line out slack and
slbkar—
AS you want In all the world's a little more to-
backer'
Hungry, but a hidin' It. er J«a' a-not a keerin’—
Kingfisher gittin'up and skootiog out o' bearin';
Snipes on the t'other side, where the County
Ditch In.
Wadin'up and down the atdge like they'd rolled
their britches!
Old turkle on the rots kindo sorto drappln'
Intoo lb’ water like lie don't know how it happen!
Worter. shades, ami all so mixed, don't know
which you'd ortrr
Nay. UT worter In the shadder-shudder In the
ri
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Soa^l»oMiiotterin'—'way around the bend la
CpperH%-k
the
k—where yer eye kin )ee' ketch
'ailin'
Of the shluey
a-makin'
With that pceky nose o' his! Then a sniff •' ba
wedge o' wake some muss rat's
Otra bread aad 'dock greens and little Darn
a-nbinnin',
•Oast the rocks and mussel shells, a-llmpltig and
a-grinnlng.
With yer dinner fer ye. and n blessin' from the
giver,
time and June time, down around the
river! —James Whitcomb Riley
OLD MR. BINNEY.
Miss Bright, but he bad lost bis Caste
for matrimony. He remembered that
be had spent forty excellent years with
a wife, and, notwithstanding that he
was now a widower, he could not con- )
scientiously nay that ho felt his state ,
to be so unhappy.
Susan, the cook, respectable and
staid, would, he felt sure, manage his
: household pronerly, and if it proved
that she should give way to extrava
gance, as people seemed to say she
would. Mr. Binney fancied that he
could better put up with that evil than J
with too much of the economy from
which he had suffered already.
So all the hopes that, on the death
of Mrs. Binney, Joe and Sally and the
i Brendons had cherished for Miss
Bright, were ruthlessly dashed to the
‘ ground. Evidently Aunt Binney was
not to have a successor.
, “If we could but have got her there
as housekeeper,” said two of those
arch conspirators, “the rest would
have been easy.”’
But though they returned to the at- |
tack several times, no good came of
it. Mr. Binney shared iu their regret
at the loss of Miss Bright's pupils,
wondered, as they did, what woula
become of her, and, his visitors gone,
to make his sympathy apparent, he
sat down and wrote a kind liltle note,
with a check for $50 folded within it
“He’s an old atupidl” said Sally;
“and now she is going away alto-
ther, ever so far”—for Miss Bright
~ had another piece of news to tell
An old pupil of early days had been
recently left a widow; her health was
as delicate as her heart was kind, and
when ahe made the proposition that
Miss Bright should come and spend
the rest of‘her days with her, it was
not entirely of her own comfort that
the had been thinking. Miss Bright
had readily accepted her offer, and she
had written to teil Sally that the next
week she should come up and see
them. She could only stay a few
hours with them when she came. The
“I think if you take my advice you
will never wear any other. ’’
“Really,” and she laughed softly;
“but it is for high days and holidays,
you know I" and she tiptoed to look in
the chimney glass, saying that it cer
tainly was a very pretty cap, and then
she sat down to pour out the tea.
“The best tea things!” she said, ndmir-
ingly; **1 am so fond of pretty china!"
And then, searching in the sugar basin,
she added: “I have not forgotten that
you like two lumps of sugar, you see."
Mr. Binney smiled complacently; a
feeling of well being and comfort took
possession of him. Of a certainty it
was very pleasant to have a congenial
somebody to bear one company—one
who could talk well, listen well, and
hold her tongue well, if necessary.
Experience had assured him of that
Miss Bright possessed each of these
good qualities. When she had stayed
there, when Mrs. Binney was first ill,
their evenings had passed very pleas
antly, and recalling the things they
bad done, he asked:
“Do you often play chess now!”
“No, never.”
“Cribbage, backgammon?”
“I’ve no one to play with. That is
one thing in my going away,” and she !
swallowed a sigh—“my evenings will
be less lonely.
“Ah, yes; I find the time very long
after dinner. 1 don’t like to go to bed
before half past 10, although I often i
■ feel fhclineu to."
“And the days draw in so quickly j
now there is no afternoon—it is all
evening, which reminds me that it is
getting time for me to go, for it takes
me ‘ ‘
A DOUBTING THOMAS.
The
Down on a
Wax » TVestorn Man Sat
Whalinx Captain.
We had been iu New Bedford ten or
twelve days, and had selected our par
ticular sea captain and listened to naif
a dozen of his yarns without betraying
the slightest evidence of doubt of any
statement, when a stranger from the
far west arrived and rather forced his
presence upon our coterie. We were
on the back veranda of the hotel, five
or six of us and the old whaler, and
the latter had just started iu on a
story, when the westerner came out of
the smoking room and drew up a
chair.
“Now, go ahead, captain," ho
brusquely observed, as he lighted a
fresh cigar.
“Well, gents," began the captain,
after an uneasy look around. “I was
going to tell you about a whale as”—
“What species of whale?" inter
rupted the stranger. “There are sev
eral species, you know, and you had
better designate.’’
“A right whale, sir." v
“Oh! That’s all right; go ahead.”
“We were lying to and drifting
while trying out a fish captured the
day before, and the wind was from’’—
“Was this on Lake Erie or the At
lantic ocean?” put in the stranger.
“On the Atlantic, of course.’
“Then I am with
know but you were
lakes. Better locate
closer, however."
“It was off the coast of
you. I didn’t
whaling on the
the spot a little
e quite an hour togettothe station." ; plied the captain iuan indignant
“Not in a carriage?" “That will do, but is along
“No, but I’m going to walk: it is Go ahead, and never mind whic
i All their friends had said, when Mrs.
fiinney died: “Now what a good thing
it would bo if old Mr. Binuey would
Bihrry Miss Bright I”
Miss Bright hud not been without
her troubles, and very hard ones they
had been, too, hut she liore them with
a bravo heart, and carried a smiling
face, and had a thankful spirit within
her, striving always to remember her
blessings, and how much they out-
humbered any evils she was called
upon to bear.
Indeed, to listen to Miss Bright's
showing, you would have counted her
os one of the luckiest persons ever
born. She had had the kindest of
friends, the most comfortable of situa
tions, and the girls she had taught
were endowed with an amiability of
dis]>osition which made it ajiositive
pleasure to lie with them. The only
accusation she could bring against
them was that they were all in such a
terrible hurry to grow up and get
married, and then Miss Bright's occu
pation was gone, and site had to step
out into the world and find a fresh
field for her labors.
As years rolled on, each one adding
to the score of Miss Bright's age, these
hunting grounds of instruction be
came more and more narrowed. Chil
dren of 8 begun now where girls of 18
used to leave off, and history and
geography, to say nothing of the parts
of sjKTch* and grammar, were all so
altered, that pcor little Miss Bright
had to acknowledge that nt times she
really did feel quite confused. “Very
soon 1 shan't be left with anything to
teach," she used to say, patnetically;
and then Mr. Binney’s nephew, Joe.
or some oilier good fellow who heard
her, would declare she should set up a
school for wives, for there never were
such wives as the girls whom Miss
Bright had brought up. She liad
taught Joe's wife. Sally, and her sis
ter, and though since then she bad
had other situations, at holiday time,
or whenever she was seeking employ
ment, she always returned to the house
of Dr. Brcndon, their father.
When Mr. Binuey dropped in, ns he
frequently did, to inquire after his old
friends, the Brendons, he from time to
time found Miss Bright there; and
happening in on the occasion of one
of her visits there, -to bring the news
that Mrs. Binney was ill, with no one
whose business it seemed to be to look
after her, nothing was more natural
than that Miss Bright should volun
teer; and a great comfort they found
her.
So sprightly yet unobtrusive was
the cheery little woman that Mrs. Bin* i
ney herself ' was influenced in her fa
vor, until, with an eye to their mutual
comfort, Mr. Binney proposed that
Miss Bright should stay with them
altogether.
“Why not?" he said. “We could
well afford to pay her a salary.”
But this word salary, acting like
magic on Mrs. Binney ; seemed tQ
bring her to her senses immediately.
She would bo very glad to have Miss
Bright ms a visitor as long as she liked
to stay, but as to living with them
altogether—no, ahe would not give her
consent to that; she liad always ob
jected to having in her bouse a third
puru. U waa theu that Miss Bright’s
irieiids pulled very long faces indeed.
What woiiUl ahe oof they asked' her.
“Oh. something is sure to turn up,”
she would say hopefully. “Whenever
I hare come to my last ebb an open
ing. has always been made for me; and
I am not going to despair now."
And the said this all the more em
phatically, beeausa, in spite of her
confidence, she could not help feeling
that a voice, which ahe could not still,
kept repeating, “What will you do
*hen you grow older? Teaching will
get harder than ever." That was true
enough, but what
her to dot
farewell visit was to be paid later.
“But I think,” she said, as she
going, “that I will call
home, and say good-by to
in case I might not have
was
on my way
Mr. Binney,
another op-
Sallv and awav she go *“ U V C ' . a nian «t the masthead, where he
^ ’ | i But Mr. Binney remained firm; his . didn't belong nt the time, but perhaps
migi
portunity.”
“Do,” said
went
Mr. Binney was at home. He had
not been quite well lately; nothing
more than a cold, but it had kept him a
prisoner. Today he might have gone
out, but he had not felt inclined to,
and he gallantly said he was glad to
be in, as he should have been sorry ‘
indeed to have missed seeing Miss
Bright.
“And so you are really going to
leave us?” he said, and almost regret
fully, too. “Well, you will be very
much missed. I don’t know what the
Brendons will do." ,
“They will not miss mo more than I
shall them,” and tho brave little
woman made an effort that her voice
should not sound shaky; “but you
know, Mr. Binney, I am not growing
younger, am I?"
“No," he said, “that is true. I was
saving tho very same to myself of my
self only to day.”
“Yes, only with men it docs not
seem to matter, but with women tho
thought always comes with a little
shudder than when wo get old and
want a little quiet and rest, and a
comfortable arm chair by tho fire,
there is a doubt whether wo shall bo
ablo to get them.”
Mr. Binney did not answer, and fear
ing she was saying too much about her
own feelings, she altered her tone,
which had been a littlo sad, and wont
on in her usual chocrful way:
“But theu I ought to feel so thank
ful that this opening has been made
for me. I told them that I knew some
thing wop Id come; it has always done
so; I have always been so lucky.”
“It’s your hapny disposition makes
my near Mis:
AWf ASM* A AAA £'-'***& VV W AAAAA . AW AO
quite fine and dry, and if I feel tired
at the Conway road I shall wait at the
corner for the omnibus passing."
Miss Bright began to put on her bon
net Mr. Binney walked to the win
dow ; for a minute he looked out then
he rang the bell.
j “1 snail go with you as far as the
1 Conway road.”
“O, Mr. Binney 1 No, pray don’t
r think of such a thing; it might give
you a cold, and there isn't the slight-
| est occasion—I am so accustomed to
go about alone.”
Brazil," re
voice,
coast,
which way
the wind blew."
“We were drifting, as I said,” con
tinued the captain, as he swallowed a
lump in his tnroat, “when the man at
the masthead called”
“Excuse me, captain,” interrupted
the stranger, “but if all hands were
trying out wny did you have a lookout
at the masthead?”
“Let him goon 1" called two or three
voices. •
“Oh, certainly, but he must be sure
of his facts. Co on, captain, you had
a man at the masthead, where he
The Thins That's Cheap.
This is most assuredly the age when
the children have to look after the
morals of the parents. I supjtose
since “Little Lord Fauntleroy” we
will have the kids talking to their
fathers and their grandfathers and
giving them the best of advice. Well,
they need it; it doesn’t matter who
gives it to them. It does not require
any special faculty or education to
give advice. Anybody can give it,
everybody gives it; but nobody can
take It, nobody takes it If people
took advice what a bore tho world
would lie. Now if you have a sore
eye and somebody tells you to rub it
with a gold ring, and you rub it and
it cures it, what becomes of the fellow
who is waiting to advise you to rub it
with borax, or use cold water band
ages, or apply some patent salve! Of
course they will all toll you to try
those various remedies even after it is
cured, and I know one fellow who
wanted to go over to the drug store
and buy a box of salve for me a week
after the eye was well. But this waa
a moral point that was raised. He
was going away with his mother, and
his father was saying “Good-by" at
tho station. •He was looking appro
priately blue and his male friends
were rallying him.
“That’s all right. You'll see some
pretty woman to-morrow and begin to
flirt with her and you won t miss your
wife very much.”
The small boy was emphatic.
“Say," he said to tho speaker, "if
you see my father gettin’ stuck on
anybody while mamma’s away you
go right in and cut him out.’—San
Francisco Chronicle.
A WOMAN WITH GRIT.
hat and coat were brought to him;
and awav the two set off togetlier.
They cfiatted pleasantly as they
walked along. “I shall hope to come
and see them all sometimes,” Miss
Bright said. “I know as long as the
you managed things that way.
suddenly sighted a whale, didn’t he?”
Tho captain would have retired, but
we looked at him so appealingly that
he decided to make one more effort.
The lookout bailed the deck and
BrcudobS have a home they will take gajj that a large whale was bearing
down on our starboard broadside,” be
said, after two or three swallows. “I
at once leaped”
“Say. captain," softly inquired the
stranger, “was the lookout a man of
veracity ?”
“Of course he was!”
“All right, then; but I have known
lookouts who would lie like a trotting
horse about whales. Go on. Yon
were going to sav that you leaped
overboard. What happened then?'’
“Gentlemen, I can’tstand this,” pro
tested the captain, as he rose up.
“What’s the matter?" asked tho
stranger.
“You seem to doubt my word, sir."
“Lands alive 1 hut how did you get
that idea? On the contrary, 1 have tlio
most entire faith in what you say. By
the way, captain, what year, month
you
sav
ear Miss Bright; a
- -
cheerful spirit shortens the longest
day. I wish I could follow your ex
ample. I often feel condemned at my
want of contentment—of gratitude, 1
ought to say.'
But that M
iss Bright would not al-
there for
Burney’s as
i proposition had
« knowledge or
consem « .f i ha principal person con
cerned, who, as soon as the hint was
(tten, negativrd it
. Hr. Binney thoroughly appreciated
erigiu
low. She reminded Mr. Binney of the
many kind actions he liad done, and
in her own quiet way thanked him
for the thoughtful present he had sent
to her.
“No,no, no; now you must not speak
of that,” Mr. Binney hastily interrupt
ed her; and to give a turn to tho con
versation, he said she “must have
some tea,” and, ringing to older it, ho
hoped she could stay.
Well, yes, she thought she could
snare time for that—indeed, to be
plain, she was not in such a very
great hurry. Tho fact had been tliat
Joe had had an unexpected hol iday, and
she saw that, only for her being there,
ho had come home to go out some
where with Sally.
“So I hope that little fib I told you
will be forgiven me, for when I said
that I was wanted at home, although
it was quite true, perhaps I need not
but for that have left quite so early.
But it was so nice of Joe to come
home. I do love to see husbands and
wives companions to each other.
“Ah, indeed, yes; that is theobiect
of matrimony too often, I fear, lost
sight of in our day by the young and
the old, too."
But Miss Bridget did not agree.
“No, she knew so many united
couples. There were the Brendons
now"— But at this moment the tea
was brought in, and Miss Bright
askcJ should she pour it out. Her
offer was accepted. “Only," said Mr.
Binney, “you must take off your
cloak, or you won’t feel tho good of it
when you go; and your bonnet, too
—wouldn't you be more comfortable
without that?”
Miss Bright said “No.” she would
not take her bonnet off.
“Haven’t a cap with you. 1 sup
pose?” said the old gentleman, slyly.
“Yes, indeed 1 have—s present from
Sally—and a very becoming one, too.”
“But it on, then, and let me pass my
opinion."
Miss Bright hastened to ooey, and
when she came for his inspection the
smile on her face and the soft pink in
her cheek made her look ten years
3r< ^5> r’.osaid, “now what do you
think of iil”
me in
“And remember that so long as I i
have a house there will be room for
you in it."
“That is very kind of you, Mr.
Binney," she said, softly. “I am sure
I do not know why ]>eoplo arc so good
to tue.”
Mr. Binney apparently was no l>ct- !
ter able to inform her, and the}’
walked on silently until tho Conway
road was reac'.od.
“Now, then,” said Miss Bright,
“here we say farewell,” and she held
out her hand, but Mr. Binney did not
take it; lie was engaged in hailing a
carriage ho saw; then ho drew out liis
purse, ami Miss Bright knew that he
lutended settling with the man for the
fare. She shook her head at him re
provingly.
Mr. Binney gave the directions to
the driver, and then he held out his
hand, hesitated, o]>eucd the door, and
said, “I don’t see why I should not go
with you as far os the station.”
At the railway station they had but
a very short time of waiting. Miss
Bright stood near the carriage which
she had chosen; nothing remained but
to say good-by and enter.
“And you will let us hear how you
get on ?” for she had not said she was
coming up again.
“O Ishall often write to the Breu-
donsand Sally. You will hear of me
through them.”
"And 1 hope very much that you
will bo comfortable and happy."
Miss Bright tried to smile, but her
jyes filled rapidly, and to hide the
1 tears she half turned away.
“1 wish you were not obliged to
i go away. Couldn’t anything bo man
aged for yon?”
Sho shook her head sadly. “No.”
she said; “1 tried every tiling I could”
—and here a sob would come—“but
nobody seemed to want me."
"I—I want you!’’ Mr. Binney wa*
stammering out his words excitedly.
“Miss Bright, can you—will you stay
for me? Could you cousent to become
Mrs. Binney?”
“Mrs. Binuey 1 — I" — everything
seemed toswiin around her—“but, Mr.
Binney, such an idea never once oc-
;l to me."
N
way, captain,
and day of tho week was this? What
was the name of your ship? Are any
of the crew willing to go before a mag
istrate and make affadavit? 1 should
also like’’ •
But the captain had turned his back
and walked away, and our pleasant
old liar never returned to us. He had
been smothered by the stranger, and
we had to hunt up and listen to the
yarns of a mate, who couldn’t tell a
yarn without nis face giving him
away every time he pulled a leg of
truth out of joint—New York Sun.
currcil to me.
“I am very sure of that, my dear,*
bo said, earnestly, “and it has taken
some time to come to me, or I should
have made the offer long ago; how
ever, better late than never—that is, if
you will accept me.”
“O, hut I think it is so good of
—and you feel sure that 1 can t
you happy? What will the Brendons
and Solly say?”
“Say that I am more lucky than I
deserve to be for not asking you be
fore. Now I understand why 1
wouldn't consent to your being my
housekeeper; I was wanting you for
my wife, you know."
Miss Bright held up her hands in
dismay.
“O my I" she cried, “there’s the
train off—gone, 1 declare j"
“What of that, if it is? Another
will soon follow, and while we are
waiting for it we can arrange our
plans and fix the day."
And if any one wishes to know how
it all ended I can satisfy their curiosity
by telling them that a more happy,
cheer}' couple never were seen than
the present Mr. and Mra Binney.—
Boston True Flag.
Wanted Room to Rallr.
An o»d veteran relates a peculiar
military dialogue be listened to in the
course of one of the battles of the re
bellion, I forget which. The soldier
Night Air Reiter Than Foul Air.
An extraordinary fallacy is the dread
of night air. What air can wo breathe
at night but night air? The choice is
between pure night air from without
and foul air from within. Most peo
ple prefer the latter, an unaccountable
choice. What will they say if it is
proved to be true that fully one-half
of all the diseases we suffer from are
occasioned by people sleeping with
their windows shut? An open window
most nights in the year can never hurt
any one. In great cities night air is
often the best and purest to be bad in
twenty-four hours. I could better un
derstand shutting the windows in town
during the day than during tho night,
for the sake of the sick. The absence
of smoke, tbe quiet, all tend to make
night the best time for airing the pa
tient One of our highest medical au
thorities on consumption and climate
has told me that the air of London is
never so good as after 10 o’clock at
night. Always air your room, then,
from tho outside air, if possible. Win
dows are made to open, doors qro made
to shut, a truth which seems extremely
difficult of apprehension. Every room
must be aired from without, every pas
sage from within.—Sanitary World.
It Will Not Occur AgHln.
There is a certain young lady in
Americus, Ga., who will never eat
much supper if a young man cats with
her on an invitation to do so; but
when she retires for the night will
take a biscuit or piece of bread and
munch it after lying down. One night
last week she had a visitor and didn't
eat On retiring she took a large
number of sweet cakes, and when she
ate enough fell asleep. How long she
slept no one knew. She awakened
tho house screaming at a heart break
ing rale, and the people thought she
was being murdered. In rushed a big
brother and a married sister, the latter
with a lamp. The young lady waa in
bed yelling, “Oh, don’ll" and other
articulations of terror. The brother
ran and pulled off tbe covering, when
out jumped two or three rats and
down fell pieces of the cake. The girl
fainted because of the rats scampering
over her. She wa» frightened nearly
Sava in the rnrtiiR.
The loss of the war ships at Samoa
was a terrible blow to the navy. Three
gallant men-of-war sunk in a night
and the navy already short of good
ships 1 The situation aroused the pa
triotism of the whole country at once,
and tho misfortune was bewailed
throughout the land. The secretary
of the navy has, since the disaster,
been in receipt of numerous letters of
condolence, encouragement and sug
gestion, referring to ways and means
for retrieving the losses. But none
exhibit more touching earnestness of
patriotism than tho following, sent by
a little maiden of Reading, Ba., where
war ships are myths. It was written
neatly and was straight to the point,
as follows;
“Mr. Tracy—My cousin was on the
war ship, and sho said the sailors wast !
ed tho potatoes, and I thought if they
took thinner parings you might build
a ship to send where the others got
lost. 1 am only eleven, but 1 can take
thinner jiariugs. Mv mother does not
know I am writing this.”
The secretary's private secretary,
Mr. Raymond, called his attention to
this letter, and he directed that it be
sent to the bureau of provisions and
clothing. A reply was sent to the lit
tlo girl, thanking her for her sugges
tion. Tho letter was filed in the ar
chives of tho department, bearing on
its back these words, stani|K'd in red
ink: “Referred to tho Bureau of Pro
visions and Clothing.’’-Washington
Star.
She Sampled It.
One very warm night hint summer
I hapjieiHil to bo standing in tho hack
yartl of a representative rookery in
Clabber alley near an old chicken
coop. The moon was shining upon
the coop, and as I stood in the shallow
of the house I noticed the head of a
gray and grizzled rat thrust from a
neighboring rathole, and concluded to
watch tho movements of the veteran.
After a careful survey of tho surround
ings, the old rodent made a cautious
exit from the home retreat and moved
cautiously to a pan of water standing
near. Presently five half grown young
ones rushed out and raced to sec which
was tho lirst to the water. The old
rodent seemed much alarmed, and,
with a bound, leaiied to the edge
of the pan, raised hei'self on her
haunches and bit and scratched at her
offspring whenever they attempted to
reach the pan. Presently I learned
the reason of the mother rat’s actions.
After she had succeeded in chasing
the youujr ones back into their hole,
she wet her whiskers in the water
looked rather suspiciously about, and
sipped the water very cautiously, as if
to learn whether or not it contained
poisonous or deleterious matter. Then,
after a satisfied glance all round she
gavea squeak, and the five young rats
came running out and all (frank their
fill. The noise of tho sergeant's club
at the corner of tho house frightened
them off and I had to go.—St. Louis
Globle-Democrat.
Royal Deadheads.
When the Prince of Wales and his
wife wish to go to the theatre notice
is given to the manager, who prepares
his largest box or knocks two boxes
into one for tho royal party, and sets
aside another box for their suite. If
the boxes have already been sold tho
persons puix-hasing are informed that
they arc wanted for royalty and are
requested to call and get their money
back. Half a dozen programmes are
printed on colored satin, a lot of bou
quets are purchased for the ladies, and
an immense amount of scarlet cloth is
used in decorating the house. The
manager receives the party personally.
The raising of the curtain is delayed
until the royal party is seated and the
orchestra plays "God Save the Queen."
At intervals during the performance
refreshments are sent up to the royal
oox. All this is at the expense of the
management.—Chicago Tribune.
Holding Her Cabin Agninst Frontier Ruf-
Ohos with the Aid of Her Dog.
“Talk about women going out to do
the homestead act at OKlahoma,” said
a Thespian on the Rialto, with u lower
register sneer, “there goes a demure
light of the drama who h;is been
through more pioneer perils than half
tho men who come nack cast with
scalps and fairy tales." Just then the
demure member walked placidly by.
Large, thoughtful eyes, bearing ex
tremely quiet, regular features and a
a ueenly figure, and all belonged to
ic actress—May Frances Stetson.
And the Thespian rattled ahead with
his story.
You would never dream that the
heroine of his tales of border perils,
hairbreadth escapes and frontier mis
eries could be eniDodicd iu such a dig (
nifled and gentle frame.
“Tell you how it was. She hails
from Maine and went out to Dakota to
capture one of the homestead bargains
ottered there. That was in 1880, about
the beginning of summer. She had
been through some preliminary train
ing for the stage, hut hadn't money
enough to keep on with her studies
and she took n fancy to try the rapia
transit road to wealth through a
‘claim’ in the west. Expericncef No. j
nothing hut grit, a Russian blood- !
hound and a five barreh'd revolver. I
That was her stock in trade. She lo- j
catod her 100 acres about twelve miles
from Fargo—rolling land, hummiided
by leagues of waving prairie.
“Sho began by moving a log cabin
there lo live in. Then sho contracted
to teach a school, the first in that be
■lighted region. It was six miles from
her cabin, and thisdistancc she walked
twice a day, the prairie grass for or* ^
three miles being neck high and the
primeval snake acting as her only e
cort.
“Meanwhile, Flo—that’s the blond
hound—held the fort al the enhin, and
tho cabin never got far away while Flo
was in command. One evening almut
dusk. Miss Stetson heard one of Flo's
peculiar and ominous growls. The
dog never growled unless there whs
business on hand. So her mistress re
s|M>nded and found three villainous
looking Bioux Indians at tho rear of
tho cabin. They were the worse for
lire water and asked for food as a bluff.
This was her lirst introduction to the
copper colored gentry.
“As sho started for some meat and
1 a revolver the Indians drew their
knives and entered. The odds were
heavy and their purpose was clear. As
tho leader advanced with kuifo raised,
she let him have it in the heart and
he dropped. Flo g >t her cue and fas
tened on number two’s throat with
deadly grip. Number three took to
the woods. She buried the redskins
, next day and kept on with her school.
Flo saved her life several times after
that—once when a tramp pulled a
razor in return fora breakfast. Diking
Miss Stetson entirely oil' her guard.
He managed to make a nasty cut in
her arm before Flo got her lines, but
when she did it was all over for the
tram;) in one act. She hud a man all
| ready for the undertaker before she
; left his throat.
“A third time Miss Stetson had left
Flo in charge of the cabin and gone
galloping over tho prairie, five miles
away, for some oil. Evening bad
nearly set in. She had scarcely start
ed on her way back when ono of those
beastly but brilliant prairie storms
came on. Chain lightning spans the
skies, and from its forks drop great
balls of electric fire. You think it’s
the bombardment of Sumter. Then
follow ruin iu torrents and darkness
heavy and dense os lead. She lost her
way and entered a gulch. The waters
rose and rose, and death seemed ccr-
i tain, when Flo’s hark was heard like
an angel's voice. Tho dog hud made
up her mind that something was
wrong, and btop|>ed playing sentinel
long enough to save her mistress tho
third time. ixK-atiug the voice of dis
tress she soon brougnl relief from a
belated party on the road.
“Miss Stetson and the hound went
through the entire Dakota bill o’ fare,
including Indians, washouts, starva
tion and prairie fires. Twice Flo was
shot and her mistress nursed her back
to shape again. Hut Miss Stetson
made her iKjint. She hung lo it like
grim death till sho made the land pay.
sold out nt u pood figure and started
east again with money enough to go
ahead with her dramatic studies under
Hudson and Emerson at Boston.
“And Flo? Well, the poor hound
was left Willi people in Ciiieago who
didn't fancy her unconvenliomd way
of running the neighborhood, and
they shot her while she was fast
asleep. They knew nothing could
kill her if she were awake. It almost
broke Miss Stetson's heart. She never
forgave those Chicago cowards for
TIid Cltjr ut Usrlln.
Frederick tho Great worked hard to
beautify this town of his choice, but it
cannot lie said that, with all his ef
forts and all the energy of recent
years, it is a town which strikes a stran
ger familiar with London or Paris us
one of grandeur * r even of dignity.
To begin with, there only exists one
church of architectural interest—in
terest, because the beauty of the Klos-
torkirehc has boon destroyed by ad
ditions made about tbe middle of the
present century. As for the cathedral,
that is a late, domed edifice, no larger
than a decent parish church in tuU
country. This (Hiverty is unique.
Look where you will over Europe,
ami you will not find a single town of
capital importance so void of that
crowning ornament to a ciiy. a One
ecclesiastical building. The dciectcan-
i not be exaggerated. Such buildings
are the durable record of a city’s life;
each weather beaten stone has an in
terest no less human than scientific,
no less romantic than artistic. ,We
have our St. Paul’s and Westminster
Abbey, tbe Parisians their Notre
Dame, Vienna its 5jt. Stephen's, Rome
its St. Peter's: but there no such ser
mons in stone to be read in Berlin, no
building to be admired for its beauty
or revered for its age. Conceive Pan*
without Notre Dame. The effect is
nothing short of robbing French liter
ature of Victor Hugo! Nor is Berlin
much better off for secular buildings.
None of them save an inconsiderable
fragment of the old Schloss date cur
lier than the Seventeenth century, and
the bulk of tbe old Schloss is a decay
tug plaster fared pile of that unfortu
nate periisl The (Kilaccs of the late
Emperor William and of the Kims-rur
Frederick as crown prince were uuilt,
the former some fifty years ago, the
latter thirty, and, though l>oth insig
nificant in size as coiii|airrd with llie
Buckingham jicthu'o. may be admitted
lo compete w ilh it in |K>inl of stylo.-*
Macmillan's Magazine.
Aa Rtarnsl llsllr.
Asoka. ladicvcd lo la- the grnmlaon
of the Indian sovereign whoso realm*
were invaded by Alexander tho Great,
became a convert to Buddhism, and
in extending that form of religion en
acted a purl analogous to that of Con
stantino in establishing Christianitv.
About fifteen hundred years ago he
distributed morsels of the bones of the
Faints to all kings with whom ho was
iu alliance, and a prince iu (jiizcmt
resolved tluit his relic should last
while time endured. He inclosed it
in a hoi tie of gold, and that in a cas
ket of silver, and that iu a vessel of
copper, and that iu a bowl of baked
clay—a substance as durable as the
earth of the world —and that in a
coffer of claystonc, and tliat in a hol
low square of sandstone, and that
again, in a pyramid of brick more
than eighty feel high, and ut the base
the Ni.ine thickness; and filially, as
we understand, a description only on
this |M>int obscure, faced the eutiru
structure with stone block*. Tho
prince did not spend all that thought
and labor and treasure only to honor
his relic; ho meant to preserve it u*
long as India or Time itself: hould
lust, and so well did he plan that lie
succeeded in preserving it for fifteen
hundred years.
His dynasty ceased and was even
forgotten, his people changed their
creed and ceased to worship Buddha,
his clearances wore abandoned by hu
man beings and the jungle spread its
obliterating man lie over roads and
plain and pyramid, and still tbe relic
remained as safe iu its golden bullions
it was when the prince placed it there.
And there tho British arelimologist,
Mr. Campbell, found it. tho mor
sel of bono uncalcined, liio gold of the
bottlo ns bright us ever, tho silver cas
ket only tarnished, tho cop]>cr cover
ing only rusted, tho bowl of baked
clay unchanged, ns it would bo if loft
there till tbe world cooled, tbo clay-
stone coffer unbroken, tho sandstone
cavity unviolated, tho pyramid still
resisting climate and time and men-'
, who had in some past ago sought
: treasure in its interior.—London Tele
graph.
reporter
rapn i
quietly
io hand
murdering her
York World.
life pt jicrvcr.—New
was going off tho field too hastily, and over _ _ -
the provost guard cried, “Halt!" into convulsions and gave vent to her
•*rwi 1" “Wmindod?" “No " “Sick?" tem
Can’ll’’ “Wounded!" “No." “Sick?
“Not" "What’sthe matter?" “lam
scared, and want to go to the rear to—
rally."—True Flag.
terror in tho ear spliting scream*. She
says she is always going to eat her
supper at tho table hereafter, if there
area dozen young men there.—Chi
cago Herald.
Palm Leaf Rata.
Palm leaf hats are made from
leaven, mostly shipped from Cuba to
this country in bunches of twenty-five
each. As delivered the leaves are f rom
four to live feet long. They are taken
to the bleaching house, and, after a
J irocess of brimstone bleaching, the
eaves are split into strips or a land of
straw; after the straw is ready to be
worked into hats, all the work is done
by hand. It is light work, and a nim
ble fingered girl of 10 or 1$ can earn
as much in a day as an adult woman.
—Ne w York Star.
Hi* uiul A us were,
A laughable iilic.tration of Imwan-
per causes a man to make himself ri
diculous is given in the following in
cident from a Gcnnaji tiP\v>i:U|>er:
Banker Rosenthal directed his book
keeper to address a sharp letter to
Buron V . who had promised bev-
cral times to pay what he owed and
had as often neglected to do ut.
When the leiicr waa written it did
not please Banker Rosenthal, who is
very exeiiahle. ami ho angrily (K'Uiied
the follow in;;:
Desk Ramon V -— lYV."' «.ut H that pron.iwS
to pay u|M>n (!:•• Isl of J.ciliary Vo:i. Bit door
Barou. you aru thu mau Who «.-» II mat prom
ised (h«-a lospulatm iu« 1.4 of Hire's• You, my
dear ISaron Wlio »as ii tint di.lu'1 w:lie on lb*
1st of *!ar«:i’ You, my iXe-r l-mui Who Is U.
then. •'Im lias l.roten I.L> sorj Inic. 1 , aad ii aa
unniilV'alnl sohiuJivI •
Filling • Long Fait Want,
Some day or other every
; wiil carry around a phonograph and
when ho interviews a mau the latter's
word* will bo taken down with an ac
curacy admitting of no dispute. Then
1 when the interviewed gentleman
come* around in liie morning like u
volcanic eruption lo explain that his
language was distorted and all tluit
sort of tiring the reporter can
puli the phonograph with one
and a gun with tue other and ask him
what ho is going lo doabout it. When
this scheme can bo successfully opci^
ated a long felt want will bo lilted.
As it is at present when a man gets into
I trouble because of his remarks Ixiing
1 faithfully printed, he at once swenre
that the reporter mixed his words
with an egg beater and then run them
iu. In such a manner the guileless
newspaper worker frequently gains a
reputation for lying which he doc*
deserve.—Lincoln Journal.
ioc* not
Aa nxtruorAlaary Story.
The |>olico of Buda-Pe.stli aro inves
tigating a truly marvelous ease. A
j boy al the public grammar sehutti ha*
' confessed to his father that he has.
for some time past, taken money (rein
the till in lus shop, being ordered to
Jo so by a man who had mado him lh«
subject of cx|>criiiionls in hypnotism,
' The father went to tho school million-
l tie*, and it wa* discovcivd that A
whole cI:lvi of boy* were in a simi-
; lar plight. They acted us “mediums,'*
[ and by it proves* known us “augir**-
lion” wore maiL 1 to steal money ivom
their parents and te'ing it to the ur
l dent scicutu.1 iu question. —PaA Mali
! Gazette.
'3
i many odd things, but
e, 'perhaps, is a houst-
nsits tit* barn twioaa
Coimiitil|>l tttii A utoitj; Trtifor*.
Dr. Squiii-, plns.n i.iii i«» th* North
London llu.piUil for (’onsnmption.
giving evidence before ilto * weal in,
commission, said that one nuarter
the total number of deaths troiii con
sumption in l>ondon were those of
tailor*. Ilo atlribupd this to want of
fresh air. of oxcrei.-s* and of proper ,, . , ,, ,
food. Tho climate was generally aup- uudbr Ilia oow, holds hertnouih open
posed to bo the cause of n grant (teal of 0 P* 110 *! ** •J 01 ** 1
consumption, but that was. nothing There are « number of people m town
compared wuh the things Ite hit-i meu* would luie to get i Imug ss
tioned W zT.'Uvum. e-ilv.-New Haven ffiuou.
A Slick Cat.
i Norwich has many odd thin;
! tho oddest ouej ^
■ hold cat that vtiTts
day and gets two meals tenm A cow
which “leak* her miik." Tho call