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The Darlington News.
H. T Thompson, Ed. A Prop
Vsiious Japanese towns are bunding
water works, the Tokio work* having
proved so successful
Between the hours of 9:30 and 1:1*5
every d;iy t^ucen Victors works as bard
as any clerk m 1 ondon.
An undertaker at Cresco, Iowa, states
in an advertisement that be has a large
number of debtors who, though now
living with their second wives, have not
paid the funeral expenses of their first
ones, and if they do not do to in sixty
days he will publish their names.
Seventy per cent of the criminals of
Illinois are unable to write, asserts the
Detroit Fret Fret*, but ignorance is not
always linked with crime. There would
be no forgers if criminals did not know
bow to write. One half the crimes com
mitted in Massachusetts are by well
educated men aud women.
The Liverpool ifnury predict* a halt
In the prosperity of lireat Britain. It
remarks: ‘•There was imported of raw
material for textile manufacture nearly
*4,™0,000 worth less in August of this
year than in thu^August of lust year.
This naturally means a growing decrease
presently in textile exports. Tho de
crease is alarming in amount. It is not
far from twenty-live jicr cent, on tho
month. The trade, in other word*, bids
fair to shrink to three-quarters of its
dimensious last year."
the Kultalo bug ot .New i.nginud is
the latest pest sent to adlict the hou^e
keepers of that section. The Buda'o
bug is a swell. He never comes down
stairs to the diningroom. The parlor
and boudoirs are good enough for him.
lie borca tiny aud beautifully edged
holes in everything ih it you hold dear, po^tion^tcoped .uVtUouehc'rthe'miia’s
EXPERIENCE
The worM was made when a man was born,
He must taste for himself the forbidden
springs.
He can never take warning from old fash-
ionod thing*.
He must fight as a boy, be must drink as a
youth,
He must kiss, he must love, he most sw ar to !
the truth
Of the friend* of his soul; he must laugh to
scorn
The hint of d"Cf>it in a woman's eye
That are clear as Hie wells of Paradise.
And sobe goes on until the world grows oid, j
Till hi* tongue has grown cautious, his heart
h:!ggrown cold;
Till the Himlo leaves his mouth and the ring
leaves his laugh,
And he shirks the bright headache you asked
h m to i|Ualf.
Hi'grows formal with men and with women
polite.
And distrusted of both when they're out of
bis sight,
Then he eats for his |>u!atc and drinks for his
hi a 1
And loves for his pleasure, and tis time he
wt re dead.
—John Hoyle Cflteillu.
AN ACCIHENTS SEQUEL.
BY KVKI.YN THORP. ~
A young woman wearing a substantial
broad br.mnic<l hut t e*l down oxer her
ears drove biiskty a'nng a country mud
on the high front sent of u lumbering
faun wagon. At a bend the old turn
pike took she observed soiiieihing dark
and shapeless, which on n nearer v ew
resolved itself iuto tho prostrate figure
of u man lying in the grass-gr wn ditch
of the roadside. The man’s face was
paitialiy concealed by one ont-t'ung
arm, and he appeared to lia e fall n, us
the ex pres? ion goes, all in a heap. Tlio
young woman pulled up her bor es
sharply and turned her well cut pro: le,
which d.sappearcd unde, the iiotluc
arch of her poke, with a st eg look
of disgust towa;d the reemnbent
form. Her whole disdainful visage said
‘•Drunk;’' as plainly us tho formulated
w rd could have said it. Then seme in
definite intuition caused her to change
her mind, and, the Levite giving place
to the Sam aritan, she thr xv the stout
lima over the dashboard, ca'ling a per
emptory ‘ Whoa ” to her steeds, and
al g ‘ing dcxte-ously Horn her elevated
Moreover, he is aristocratic and artistic.
He lo.e* bright things, ami, I ke the
maidens the poet 8|ieaks of, is ultra* ted
by glare. His first homo was in tho
Turkish nigs, and, Btrauge to say, for
other folks besides New KnglMidcrs
have ruga, he hasn’t popped up any
where but in New Fngland.
Secretary Endicott has signified his
approval of the adoption of a novel
weapon for the memliers of the hospitu)
corps. It is, practically, a b g jack
knife, and seems to be a cross between a
short sword—such a* Mr. Lawrence Bar
rett’s Homan soldiers wear—and a bow ie
knife. It is made of the tin st stc* I, aud
is to be worn strapped to the side. The
weapon is not intended for otlcn ive ac
tion, since the members of the hospital
corps ate classed by the General Confer
ence of the Red Cross os non-combatants.
It is intended as an emergency weapon,
to be used as a carving knife, a splint-
maker, to whittle out an improvised lit
ter, or for any one of the thousand and
one purposes for which a good jack knife
comes in. The hospital corps will be
supplied with the newr knife at once, and
will then be drilled in its varied applica
tions.
Hrm. Suiue Young women, bre l tnsoftcr
u-ages, nrght still have lelioved in a
ca-e of far-gone inebriation. Not so
Mistre-s Edith J nne. An instant’s sur
vey caused her to come to a d L'erent
conclusion. Shu took in a few details—
the tali riding boots, the wh’p which
had fallen a few paces further on,the hat
lying in a stub »ly barley Held at tho
other side of the hedge—and with char
acteristic prom nine s ot reasoning :-he
concluded that thisyoung gentleman had
been thrown from his horse; whether
little or much injured she could not tell
yet.
With firm but gentle hands she turned
the heavy, unconscious weight of the
shoulders and head, and la d this victim
of an untoward accident fiat upon his
back in the bottom of the ditch. Then
she raised h s arms and began to work
them according to the tules prescribed
by the society of "iirst Help to the In
jured.” She was vciy calm aud very
systematic, and after au interval she was
rewarded by aeeing the young man's eyes
slowly open.
1 Returning consciousness brought at
first only a remote and total sense of
blankness—a >cnso of h iving pi*ked ui>
life again with au unbridgeable hiatus
between. But upon this state of nega-
1 tioa there cut a wren, h of renewed pa n,
which emt-ed the present and the actual
to leap back at a long hound.
“Don’t try to move until you collect
yourself a little,” said Mi-s Lane nromut-
ly, in a voice whose modulations were at
once strong and soothing. “Arc you in
pain.' Yesf Ah, I
. see. A sprain—or
dislocation.” The young man had raised
Some curious facts about tccih a o put hitu-c f into a sitting posture, “if you
forth by Mrs. Alice Bodiugit.n in tho ! C0 * J l ( l nisnago to rest your we ght on the
other foot—I could help you into the
wagon—it’s just a step-try. plea e.”
“You’re more than kind,'* murmit
“It is very awkwork.
I’a/miar S ieiue M nth’y. r-he says, in
substance, that, ow.ng to tho extraordi
nary development of the modem brain,
it requires all the available room in the
skull, aud there is no space left for the
attachment of muscles for a powerful
jaw. Cooked food also causes a degen
craqy in the development of the jaw.
There is, consequently, no room left for
either the wisdom teeth or the second
upper incisors; the wisdom teeth arc re
tarded, often cause great pain and decay
early. In the sumo way men, and the
manlike apes, have fewer teeth than tho
lower monkeys, and these again fewer
lhantho insectivorous mammals to xxhith
they are most nearly allied. This is a
new argument for evolution. As a man
rises in the scale of civilization and in- of the face beneath The capacious poke,
tellectuul improvement his teeth diaap- not'ced al-o, through the vague veil of
pear. Is it posdble that teeth can be
educated out of the human frame, and
will the time come when the perfect man
will have no natural teeth at alii That
will be a big day for the modern den
tist
The disposition of the dead is attract
ing much attention in England. The
question is being agitated by the English
Burial Reform Association. During late
years there hat been more or less discus
sion on this topic. The objection to the
present mode ot burial is based on two
grounds. First the sanitary reason and
second, the financial cost. As funerals
are managed in the present time they are
expensive end fall with much weight
upon the poor, who are as fond of mani
festing their respect for the dead by
large funerals as are the rich. A medi
cal authority in London declares that the
average cost every year for burying the
dead in England and Wales alone is
$25,000,000. This would make the
average expense of every funeral about
$30. In the United States it cannot be
any leae. The sanitary objection is based
upon the reports of sanitary authorities
that communitiea living in the neighbor
hood of graveyards suffer from ailments
to which those who live a distance from
the place of burial are strangers. Dis
raeli, is the House of Lords, for this
reason urged that all the God’s seres in
Great Britain should be cloeed. These
reasons, the Detroit /Vo* Prat allege^
are making many converts to cremation.
The beat evidence of the growth of this
idea b to be found in the strength of
the International Cremation Congreee,
which was held about a year ago in
Milan. The roll included representative!
from every pqrt of the civilized, world.
. urmured
he. “It is very axvkwark. I’m afraid
I’m going to have a great deal of
trouble.” The excuses were cut short by
that inexorable wrenching, aud boring
and tearing.
“We won’t spook of that,” said tho
young ludy in tho concise tone of a per
son who looks u|>on life in a business
like way.
Alter considerable difficulty the tra i-
sit to the wagon was effected, and Mi*s
Lane, having piled up some empty fio tr
bogs intoa pillow, disposed a few others
skilfully as a rest to the suffering limb,
and prepared to mount to her eat Again.
But she paused aud returned with a hat
and whip in her hand.
“I nearly forgot these," she said, smil
ing. And Kendall noticed for the first
time tho fair coloring and line regularity
His dazed sense*, that she had remark
ably fine, wholesome-looking teeth.
“Are hats and whips necessary to peo
ple who drive in ambulances?” he in
quired, feebly.
bhe laughed frankly, and, finally re
gaining her place, drove slowly aud care
fully away.
*****
“I never knew what delightful th : ngs
farmyard sounds were,” murmured Ken
dall, drowsily. Thu soft clucking of
hens se mod to permeate the h izy air.
Tbeie was a buzzing of much-busied
wasps about the eaves of the columned
and porticocd porch. The late Septem
ber sunshine burned with a mellow and
intense and vivifying warmth.
Miss liopkin*, seated nea", w'th a
piece of knitting going on at lightning
pace in her shriveled brown lingers,
peered over at her guest from her little
Shrewd be spectacled eyes, bhe had a
round face, seamed by three or four un
compromising furrows, and, for the rest,
smooth and firm, and possessing a certain
hardy freshness and juvenescence, like
that of a late winter apple. Her black
hair, with a silver thread here and there,
lay gummed and flat and shiny to her
pate like some novel sort of cap of tu-
perlatively fine fit.
“I suppose they’re kind of pretty when
you hear them for the first time," she
replied.
‘ ‘That proviso of yours betokens a
profound knowledge of human nature.
Miss Hopkins,” said the young man. re
spectfully. “Although, at this moment,
lamina mood which make. me feci
that they may be delightful even after
one had heani them many tho <snnds of
times; a mood which makes m wonder
how civilized men can prefer the din of
cities to the quiet charm of nature at first
hand.
Miss Hopkins laughed bcl ind her
spectacles. In laughing she had a way
of throwing back her head and ot cover
ing her mouth. Kendall, in his first
languid hours of convalescence, ha 1 oc
cupied himself by wondering whether
this were a precaution calculated to
guard afafegtaay chance displacement
of the phenomenal row of fr.S'C teeth, ax
regular and w hite a* a row of absolutely
new tomb>toi.es, which graced Mbs Hop
kins's smile.
“Oh. you would soon want to go back
to the city if you h id to live here," sh<
said shrewdly, and with a nod dug o
the head which seemed to convey thj
she understood xvhut sort of a yom>:
man she h td I efore her. Edith 1 ane s
aunt xx n* no ft o \N hat fexv human
] iiL.es h.;d come uder her observation
she ha t read with no luck of sound in-
6 ght. And that she had read other
pages I c hie. Kendall had discovered
from liaguients of h- r conversation dur
ing I er miuistrat o*j* iu the sick room,
a *1 h id an hour do had ocular demon-
stratiou of, in addit'oo, as he crawled
down sla ; rs for the first time aud made
his way into the ‘ sitting room,” wh'-re,
on shelves, xvore the woik* of Emerson,
( hunuingand other New England lights
of tinns endency, while various late
uumlx rs of mag i dues strew-ed the table.
“I see that you, or your niece, ure
rcadc *,’ tiie yo: n; m in remarked.
“> li. }cs, wc both read a great deal
evenings when all the work’s been seen
t'i," said Miss Ilopk n*. Aud Kendall
felt that his r ma k. as implying sur-
priso, hail been an im|>ertinence.
When the old lady iiad installed her
elm ge comfortably in the sunlight, and
ins.s cd upon wrapping him in a super-
tluity of shawls which made him feel
more of an old woman than his hostess,
Mrs. Hopkins xxent on;
“Edith had always been a great girl
for study. Her mother poor Fanny
was my youngest si-ter—was 1-ke her;
but she didn't get so mu- h time, for Mr.
Lane wasn't ve.-y successful with tho
fa*in -i; t tir.-t oil, and these was so much
always t > do. But Edith she was from
the lirst kind of bright* and strong, and
she seemed to do everything easily.
After her mother d ; ed she took to help- 1
ing her father on the fai m, and when he
died and she came back from high school
she just laid h Id, and-he says to me,
‘Now, Aunt Judith, don’t you think we
can make the farm run between ust I
don't ee why wc shouldn’t. And so we
did. Edith knows as much ns any good
fa i.icr you can tlnd anywhere around.
Why, : li re’s the horn for the hired
pcopVs d. ier! I’d no idea it was
twelve o’clock. You’ll take your dinner
with Lilith and me, ’’•. KcndalW Edith
ain’t home yet, so 1 ii I :vc to go to sec
to the men.’’ And she tiled oif.
In the s Icnce that followed, Kei.dall
fell to wondering how long it would l>e
liefore Edith came homo. And at tho
same inou e it he saw her team drive in
betwc n ihe two tall, gibbet like posts
of the re I gate.
t*he had ought sight of him under
the porch, and came around to speak to
him. >lie had taken oil her poke bon
net, and her strong, healthy beauty, no
longer eclipsed, had never compelled
his admiration so ardently. Eh 1 * had
hung over her waist a little basket of
grapes.
‘ These a e for you,” she said, smil
ing, and meeting hU eyes with the direct
friendly glance of her own. “I got them
from a neighbor. Besides, I am afraid we
shan't have very g -od ones this year.
We've had trouble with our vines.”
bite had seat d herself on the low
steps of the porch, and, failing into a
pleasant conversation with h.m, now
raised her eyes to look at him, now
tutu d her head with a graceful, arched
movement peculiar to her, to glance
absently over the yellowing lawn. The
returning life in Kendall’s veins opened
all his senses to the subtle charm of any
feminine presence xvhich might appear
to him in the garb of youth aud beauty;
but here he seemed, in addition, to des
cry something unlike what he had ever
known, something capable yet sweet,
strong yet womanly, which, for some
time noxx’, hid had.power to move him
strangely.
‘ This is a miserable business!” he
hurst out, brusquely, savagely. “Whit
u xvoful figure n man does make in
valided aud propped up in pillows aud
shawls!’
“Yes, I suppose it does hurt the manly
vanity," she observed demurely, with a
twink e under her fair lushes. They
were beautiful Itshes—long and curly.
She was full of line points. Kendall,
regarding her sitting there, half in sun-
li ht, half in shadow, asked himself,
w iih a positive >-cnse of d.sgust. whether
she must tie left to harden, and peihaps
to coarsen, to lose, in any ca-e,
that rare quality of mind and per
son which made him think of the fair,
wirEke Ecaaditmvian goddesses and
V.-.lkyres in Lioking at her, under tho
gradual, depoeti/ing in iucnccs o) a eir-
cumscribed, narrowing and withering
life. Who could tell? bhe might giow
to look like that worthy and excellent
person, her Aunt Hopkins! 'I his thought
brought a smile. His eyes wandered
from tiie firm coatourof her half-averted
cheek to the long, c apable looking hands,
brown, but sha; ely, twined about her
knee. No immediate danger of resem
blance there; -till her complexion
would certainly “go.”
And then another idea suggested it
self. There was the possibility that she
might marry. Why, it was a probability;
it was a certainty!
Kendall's only available foot suddenly
cast oil one of Miss Judith llopkin’s
shawls with tremendous vigor.
“Why—what is the matter?” inquired
Miss Lane, turning in surprise.
“I beg your pardon said her patient,
humbly.
*****
The snow came late that year, but it
came with a will, and the mrsistence of
a fixed purpose, wheu at length it did
begin to fall.
“I don’t see how you are ever going to
get a* far as the Mills t»-day,” said Miss
Judith Hopkins one morning, looking
out upon a white world. “The wind’s
so high and the snow is drifting dread
fully.”
“Oh, I think we can manage it," said
her niece. But when she began to wrap
up later on. acd the cutter drove to the
door, MUs Hopkins had fresh misgiv
ings.
“It isn’t a* though she was just like
herself. She hasn’t been what you could
call real well for some time now," she
thought when she had been left alone.
And in her journeys from the kitchen to
the milk cellar she fell to musing of
sundry thing* which had puzzled her of
late.
After the sunset there came a red glow
in the sky which turne i the snow, in
sheltered places a polar blue. Edith
Lane, now facing the cutting wind,
turned her horse's head homeward. She
had not intendid being so late, hut she
had been detained. At first the cutter
fiewo.er tho ground like a swallow.
But the snow, farther on, had drifted
badly, and the road gradually bad almost
disappeared. Edith Lane waa not a
nervous girl. But she ref ected that she
did not know every tree thereatxMite as
she did around her own place, and that
as the light was fading momentarily, the
might presently find Tierself iu a some
what awkward predicament.
As she peered through the gray, des
olate dusk, trying to gather her faculties
calmly together, and to keep her self-
poster ion aud coolness, she heard in
the distance the jangle of sleigh bells.
When they had appwrfhed so neat that
she could d'stieguish tho dsrk outline
of this new cutter she called out immo- -
diately and tho cutter stopped.
It struck her as a little singular that
one of tho men—there were two—should
alight while she was speaking and come
toward her. The second man called out
in reply:
“I’m taking this gentleman there
now. If you want to follow me I guess
we'll get there all right. I know the
way—”
lint he paused in surprise, for his pas
senger and this unknown lady wrapped
in a sealcloth coat and cap seemed to
know each other.
In ttu'h Edith Lane was looking
tlnough the gloom into Robert Kendall's
face.
“You—you 1” was all she could say.
“This i* poetic justice—| oetic com-
pensa.ion,” cried the young man hilar
iously. “You dragged me out of a ditch
a few months ago. MUs I.ane. Now fate
put* it iuto my power to drag you out
of a snoxxdrift. Will you take my place
in the cutter and let me have your reins?
For we are both going in the same direc
tion. Your destinat on is m'ne."
And she could make no demur. 8he
had never though to meet him aga n,
much less to meet him as she had just
done. They hail parted very differently
two months before. She would never
have betrayed herself had she not been
taken thu* unawares; for she knew that
she had betrayed herself. Even though
he could not have seen her face distinct
ly he must have know n what made her
voice tremble when she pronounced
tho-e two word*, and as soon as he had
s|H>kcu iu his turn Edith Lane knew
that her secret was hers no longer.
When Miss Hopkins had recovered
from her boundless amazement—when
tihe had hsi-tily opened a fresh jar of her
l»c*t pieserve* for tho unexpected guest;
when supper was over ami there had
U'cn much iheerful conversation in
which she herself had participated so
Inrgily that she scarcely noticed her
nie. e’s silence; and when tho guest still
remained, it occurred to the worthy
woman that perhiqis her presence was
required somewhere else in the house.
Then Kendall rose aud, going over to
where Edith I.ane sat, leaned over her
chair.
“Arc you going to send me away as
you did last autumnT’ he inquired.
“What do you want of a raw country
girl for a wife ” she demanded, with
eva'ive irrelevancy.
“I to’d yon last autumn.”
“Aud I told you that you were ”
“Weak and idiotic from illness. Yes,
I remember.”
“* h! I never ”
“Well, in substance that was about
what you meant. But though I may be
silly through the action of another cause
I am not silly from illness. You will
have to treat me differently this time.”
“You had no right to Like me by sur
prise a* you d’d a little while ago!” she
cried, inconsequently again.
Kendall laughed.
“That was a wonderful piece of luck
for me. You can never deny again what
was in your eyes at that minute.”
“You can’t sec my eyes!”
“Well, I can see them now, and ”
But Edith 1 ane, with a gesture very
unexpe'-tod in so self-reliant a young
woman, had hidden her eye* in a thick
roat sleeve very near her cheek—for
tlieie were tears iu them.—Mercury.
Whistles Supplant the Engine Bells.
The South Carolina HaTway Company
is gradually dispens ng with bell and
cord on its passenger engines and
coaches, which custom ha* heretofore
been so long in existence. Instead of
the bell in the cab of the engine,
connected with the passenger coaches,
serviog a* a means for signaling the
engineer by the conductor, a whistle
is placed in the cab directly in front of
the engineer’s seat, and this is operated
on the same system that the air brakes
are controlled. The whistle is con
nected jxith tho air reservoir, and when
the conductor desires to signal the en
gineer he simply presses a button, which
is connected by the air-pipes with the
whistle, and the signal is instantly
given. I he button and the whistle are
very sensitive, so to speak, and the
sli^lucst touch of the button will dis
charge the air into the whistle, instantly
g ving the desired signal.
Major I*. J. Cochran, the superintend
ent of the South ( arolinfc i adway shops,
kindly exhib ted to a reporter for tiie
jYi «i-i the system now being used by the
“Old Reliable,” and also stated that four
engines on this railway had been sup
plied with the new system. As fust as
pus* hie nil the passenger engine* of the
South Carolina Railway will be supplied
with the system, ai d it is likely that the
various railroad companies in ihe Htstc
will follow suit and adopt this plan of
s'gnuls. The system is made by the
Wedinghouse Air Brake Company of
BIRDS AS MESSENGERS.
KEEPING AND TRAINING THE CAB
BIEK PIGEON
Pittsburg, I'enn. Major Cochran is al
ways on the outlook for some new con
trivance for tho rolling stock of the
£outh < arolina Railway, and he is to b«
congratulated on the introduction of this
new and useful system on h-s road.—
CkarlteloH (S. C.\ He ice.
How This Swift Bird Is Being
Trained For Both Pleasure and
Utility-Some Speedy Flight*
The keeping and training of carrier
p'geons, says a writer in the New Y ork
£'/**•*,ia a sport which is growing gradu
ally into popular favor in this country,
and tine pigeon lofts have been estab
lished in many prominent pla' es in and
around New York. The exhibition of
trained homing pigeons at the American
Institute fair last year, and the experi
ment with the bird* in carrying messages
during the International yacht races, ad
ded a great stimulus to this interesting
pastime of bi:d fanciers, and the pretty
winged messengers have received any
amount of attention and sympathy since
that time. That the s|>ort will be more
interesting aud popular with the edu
cated portion of our people than the
fascinating, yet apparently barbarous
fashion of shooting pigeons from traps
for stakes, is manifest from the great
strides which the work of training the
birds ha* made during the last two
years. Many cannot endure the sight
of a pigeon-shooting match; but the
most sensitive man or woman would not
refuse to see a pigeon rare or a winged
message bearer going about its duty.
The birds have been utilized in various
ways in New York, aud private lofts aro
special features of the work. Recent
experiments have shown that a bird may
bo so trained that it will take its food
at one station aud watcrat another, thus
Hying readily from one station to the
other once or twice or day. Many
private letter posts arc established in this
way, connecting city office* with coun
try home* or factories.
Homing pigeons are used more or less
generally in newspaper offices, and they
arc des.ined, in time, to save reporters
and correspondents of large dailies the
trouble and expense of telegraphing on
many of their itemi cf news. By having
pigeon lofts in all of our large cities,
news could be obtained easier, and by a
more direct route, during heavy winter
storms, than by the present system.
Wiie* arc often down or out of working
order at such times, and quite frequently
dispatches reach New Y ork from Boston
by way of Chicago.
The FrancoTiusdan war of 1870 first
brought the homing pigeon into univer
sal favor. 8hut up in I aris by the
euemy, the French soldiers had no
means of communication with the outer
world, until the ex|>criinent of udug
homing pigeons as messengers was first
tried. Thiec hundred and sixty-three
birds were sent out of the beseiged city
by means of sixty four balloons, fifty-
seven of which returned to Paris bear
ing 150,000 official dispa ches and over
1,000,000 private messages. Such a
mass of matter could only lie carried into
the city by the bird* through the aid of
photography. Ordinary print, covering
a space of ten feet square, was photo
graphed so as to occupy space on a deli
cate collodion film about the size of a
postage stamp. These films were tied
to the feathers of the buds * n d carried
back to the lofts in Baris. By the aid
of a magic lantern they were easily de
ciphered.
This work was another illustration of
the old saying, that “necessity is the
mother of invention;” for within &
month the pigeon service for war pur
poses was brought almost to perfection.
Since then several ofthe European coun
tries have established lofts at their mili
tary outposts, perfecting the service an
nually by constant practice and experi
ment.
In Belgium and portions of France,
pigeon races might Le said to be the
national sport. Public trials of the
speed of the homing pigeons are almost
of daily occuricnee, and rotne remarka
ble record* h ive bean made. For short
distances the bird* have averaged more
th/m a mile a minute. In longer races
the average decreases, as the flight of the
bird lessens gradually after the first 300
miles have been covered. The bird “Ar-
noux" carried a message from Pensacola,
Fla, to Newark, N. J., a distance of
1010 miles in twenty-six days, while an
other bird from Newark returned from
Montgomery, Ala., a distance of 3GG
miles, in four and one-quarter days.
Other records of longer tiights have been
published, but these two serve a* au ex
cellent illustration of the wonderful
powers and endurance of the bird*.
The “correct" homing station is a
model of perfect on in itself. Every
thing for the convenience and comfort
of tho pigeons i* there, and tho birds are
made to feel that it is their “homo."
YVhen a bird returns Irom a race, it has
to light upon a trap before entcrlngjthe
loft This act operates an instantaneous
camera which photographs the bird and
a clock to the right of it. The precise
momi nt that tho bird returns is thus
automatically recorded.
How to Prove that the Earth Tarnsu
It has puzzled the heads of a good
many youngsters to know how the earth
turns round. A German educational
journal j ublithed in Frankfort gives the
following directions for proving that the
earth “does move.” “Take a good-rized
bowl, fill it nearly full of water, and
place it upon the flour of a room which is
not exposed to shaking or jarring from
the street. Sprinkle over the surface at
the water a coating ot lycopodium
powder- a whit* substance wnich is
sometimes used for the purp ses of the
toilet, and which can be obtained at
almost any apothecary's. Then upon
surface of th s coating of powder make,
with powdered charcoal, a straight black
line, say an inch or two in length. Hav
ing made this little black mark with the
charcoal powder on the surface of the
contents of the bowl, lav down upon the
floor, close to the bowl, a stick or some
other straight object, so that it will l«
exactly parallel with the mark. If the
hne happens to be parallel with a crack
in the floor, or with any stationary
object in the room, this will serve as
well.
“Leave the bowl undisturbed for a
few hours, and then observe the position
of the black mark with reference to the
object that it was parallel with. It will
be found to have moved abont, and to
have moved from East to Weat—thatis
to say, in the direction opposite to that
of the movement of the earth on its axis.
The earth in simi>lj revolving has carried
the water and everything else in the
bowl around with it, but the powder on
the surface ha* been left behind a little.
The line will always be found to have
moved from East to West, which is per-
leetly good proof that everything else
* the other way.”—Abw Yerl.
Oxereomiu? DiflR'iiUiea.
A newspaper in the Western States
called tho l{o<ky Mountain Cyclone opened
the first article of its first number at
follows: “We begin the publication ot
the /l ciu Mountain Cyclone with some
phew d'phiculties in the way. The type
phounder from whom we bought theout-
phit phor this printing ophice phailed
to supply us witn any ephs or cays, and
it will be phour or phivc weeks bephore
we can get any. We have ordered the
missing letters, and will have to wait
until they come. Wo don’t hque the
loox ov this variety ov spelling any bet
ter than our readers, but mistaix will
happen in the best regulated ov phamilis,
and iph the ephs ana cays and exes and
qus hold out we shall ceep (sound the o
hard) the Cyrhne whirling aphter a
phashion till the sorts arrive. It is no
joque co us; it is a serious aphphair.—
D eton lloun Journal.
beard because
The
has moved
8un.
fll'MBR OF THE WAY.
He warmest season—Cayenne pepper.
A lump sum-The coal dealer’s profits.
A rank deceivcr-A viaiting foreigner
with sham title.
What sticketh closer than a brother?
A postage stamp, by gum.
The billy-goat a ears a
he isagoat-he himself.
What is the board of education?
schoolmaster’s shingle.
if a young lady’s maiden aim is suc
cessful, she has no maiden name.
YVritiugfor Ihe magazines is a business
that always yields big returns —Life.
It is probably the attention paid it
which makes tho weather-vane. Lijc.
What is the difference between au en
gineer aud a school teacher? One trains
the mind and the other minds the train.
What is the difference between a
soldier and a pretty woman? One faces
the powder aud Ihe other powders the
face.
Day is not easily d scouraged.
Although it breaks at its very start, it
keeps right on just the same os if nothing
h»il happened.—JJciro t Free /i.
The cobbler does not die, of course,
When all his years are past.
Because it’s quite impo^iblo
For him to breathe hi* last.
—Bazar.
In Boston the neck of a chicken ie
ca’led Napoleon, because it is the bony
part.—[Muny Union.j That is funny;
and it is strange that tho bony part in
cludes the Na|>e of the neck.—/Vuyune.
Emma (to her intended) —“Just think,
Charlie, Judge So.udso proposed to me
yesterday.” Charlie—“What did you
say to him?” “I told him that 1 waa
very sorry, but that I was already en
gaged."— Te aie By tinge.
“Had a nice timet" “YVas, rather."
“Been doing the Continent?” “Well,
yes, if you like to put it that way, but
when I look at my expense account it
rather seems as if the Continent had been
doing me.”—Lomlon TiJ-BUe.
Samaritan—“I see you have a card in
your window, 'Help Wanted.’” Yes,
sir; I put that there. 1 ' Samaritan—“My
poor friend, why don’t you pocket your
pride aud go at once to the Overseers of
the Poor?”—l.otcell Courier.
A Temporary Loan.—Chumley—“i’m
in a little fix, to day, Brown, for money;
what would you say if I were to ask
you for a temporary loan of a hundred
or two dollars.” Brown—“Well, Chum-
ley, if the loan will be temporary, I
might let you have the two dollars.”—
Ai cutout Neic*.
His First Offence.—Miss Gotham (to
Mr. Wabash, recently returned from
abroad)—“1 suppose you were at court
while in London, Mr. Wabash?” Mr.
Wabash (uneasily) — “ Well — er—yes,
Miss Gotham, but only once, and then I
got off with a merely nominal fine."—
Jtarper'e Bazar.
Bilkins
Miss Tom
“Why, Mr. Bilkins, how can you sug
r t such a thing? Y'ou know 1 believe
even numbers. Polly and Charley
made two; Jack and 1 make four; you
a > ~11
MONEY IN THE ALLIGATOR.
SEEKING THE SAURIAN FOB
HIDE AND TEETH
ITS
s—“I hope I am not in the way,
impkvna.” Miss Tompkyns—
Mr. Bilkins, how can you sug-
A Saurian Hunter Tells How He
Makes a Living by ’Gator Hunt
ing and Pelican Fishing.
“Eevcn barrels of hides, about forty
bunches of feathers, a dozen ham*,
eleven pounds of teeth and one eight-
foot’gator. How docs that strike you,
sc any, for a two-months’ take on the
coast? Pretty large and luminous, eht"
Heetood on the wharf at Baton Rouge
with his hide* and feathers and teeth
piled around h'm
“Of cour-cl had a half-breed helping
me most of the t me ; iu fai t, he caught
tho big'gator all by himself. He saxv
her young ones first, caught one of them
and then tolled her into the noose. But
a* he was working lor board wages his
work don't count, and the whole take is
mine.
‘Mow much is it worth? Well, you
can figure ;t up for yourself. The hides
will iuii abo t ten to a barrel, and will
average apiece; that’s $70, ain’t it?
The feather* run about two bunches ft>r
$ I, which makes $11 more. The hams
sre worth $25, and alligator teeth
market in the rough at $1 a pound. 1 tin-
der*tand there is a standing order down
bote from a New Y ork dealer for a b g
’gator, and if there is, mine wilt bring
$30 in the local market. If there is not,
I may sell her for $20, and I may have
to kill her for bide. That makes $70,
and $U, and t2"i, and $11, which is
$11!) sure, ami maybe $30 more. Every
dollar made in two months’ time by just
paddling around with a gun and a rope
on the lower Bayou la Fourche. There
is another big industry down there tliat
I did not touch at all thisycar—and that
ia oyster s’ o- el ing. The whole coast
line is a bed of oysters, and the New
(trlcans market is always hungry for the
bayou oysters. But 'gttor and pelican
fishing is good enough for me.”
He moved the muscles of his face into
a smile of simian content, while ho
loaned against a barrel and scratched his
bare ankle with one of his big sun-baked,
big toes. He xvas a member of the army
of nomads who pepper the Misalsa ppi
and its tributaries with their floating
homes, locally known as “shanty boats.’’
July aud August invariably find them
above Oiro, and os the weather moder
ates they follow the summer souih,
spending tho winter aud spring in tho
I ayous or on one of tho southern lakes
xvhich teem with every siM-cies of wild
fowl, game and vegetation, taking their
ease in their castle. As a rule, they toil
not, neither do they spin, and it is an
und sputed fact that Solomon was never
i anayed like one of them.
‘‘Fire hunting at night is tho best
1 plan, and the one most followed when
hint's are the object. The fire in the
bow of the canoe lights up the shores
and blinds the eyes of the ’gators so
that we cau paddle close to them and
put a ball into one eye without trouble.
| The big l>east always throws himself
ashore and lashes abont among the reeds
with hi* tail, after an eye shot, dying in
about five minutes. We never stop to
[xick them up, but keep on down the
and the dog mske six. We sre all paired J . ......
„<t n t,. u i„ n^rtn.™ Imjou uotil wc have killed half a dozen
off nicely. ” The Cartoon.
“Talking about the sad condition of
the poor," said a monojiolist, ‘Tre oeen
investigating of late on my own account
and I find that tho poor can purchase
more for their money now than they
conld fifteen or twenty years ago. Why,
a locomotive can be purchased for $1U,-
000 now that would have cost $30,000
twenty year ago.”—Cartoon.
Patient Wife (of sick man)—“Mary,
bring in a glass with two tablespoon
fuls. Kick Man—"Darn your hotn o 1
pathlc doses. You wan’t to let me die
for want of medicine, don’t you? Mary, |
bring in the glass half full.” Wife—
“This isn’t the whisky, dear; it’s the
cod-liver oih” "Oh!"—P.iUaneljj/tia
Iticord.
A young widow, in erecting s monu
ment to the dear departed, cleverly
or more, and the next day we hunt them
up, strip off the skins, cut out the jaw
bones and sometimes a part of the tail,
which is ns good eating as pork. After
being buried a week or so the teeth drop
out of the jaws, and are ready for
market.
“Now about the feathers. Y'ou want
to know what they are. They are peli
can feathers. Every pelican has a bunch
of these fine, hair-like feathers in each
wing, and each bunch is worth about
thirty-five cents. The simplest way qf
catching them is with a hook and lini
baited with a minnow, which i* kept on
| top of the water by mea:c* of a float.
The pelican sails close to the water, see*
the minnow, swoops down and is
1 hooked. It wants to be a stout hook
and a strong line, or the big bird will
break it away, and you
5 big
will
not only
avails herself of the opportunity to iu- 1 l‘ >>e your seventy cents xvffrthof ft atheis,
scribe upon the tomb: “ira retl to the b’H your tackle as well. De.rm^ rue
memory of Mathu/.in Le uchet, who de- Prcte.
parted this lite, sgc sixty-cigbt years.
regretting the necessity of parting from
tbe most chaim ng of women.”—Ban
Fraucieio WaeiK
Believe* Cnnsntnption Curable.
The most interesting feature of the
xcssions of tbe convention of the
Horn opathic State Medical Society in
I labneniunn College, says tho 1 hiladel-
phia Tim,*, w as the reading of a paper
by Professor Gooduo. of Hahnemann,
College, on consumption. Professor
Good no said:
“I have made investigations which
p ove that tic person afflicted with
phthisis c ects the barilla or germ from
the mouth in breathing. The bacilla
sre readily taken into the mouth and
respiratory organ. I have no doubt but
that if we lived up to the knowledge of
this disease in our poscession we cou!d
very soon relegate it to a less important
position than it now holds. I am firmly
convinced that the disease if treated
properly in its incipient stage, can be
cured, and I do not believe that it is
hereditary. Undoubtedly every one of
us have inhaled the bacilla, rat have
escaped because of our well-nourished
tissues."
an
of an older
island is,”
Submarlue Cotlou Picking.
The story is told by a resident near
Rocky Ford, Ga., that, while the recent
floo<l was at the highest point ia the
Ogecchee, he was navigating around in
a bateau looking after some hogs he had
in the swamps,his attention was attracted
to the peculiar actions of a man who was
seen to climb up on a fence, the top of
which was iust peeping out of the water,
and then dive off again, repeating this
time and again. On approaching nearer
he discovered that it was one of his
neighbors, that worthy old gentleman,
Mr. Henry Brigdon. He would dive off
the fence and for twenty yards the
bubbles wonld rise to the top of the water
as though a huge alligator was making
h s way along the bottom, and then be
would rise and swim back Bid deposit
something in a sack fastened fb the fence.
On inquiiy he found that old friend B.
was picking cotton, having a field of it
there completely hid by Ure flood. It
struck the observer as a novel way to
pick cotton.
Old EngHith Bread Regulations.
During thu reigns of Henry III. and
Edward L, 1213- 1307, certain laws were
passed in England regarding the weight
and price of bread. In the city of Lon
don, if the baker sold his bread himself,
by retail, he was particularly forbidden
to sell it in his house, or before his
bouxe, or before the oven ia which it
had been baked. He wa* only to sell it
in the “king’s market,”and such market
as was assigned to him, and nowhere
else. Bread was delivered from house
to house in London by regratresses or
female retailers. These dealers on pur
chasing their stock from the baker were
alloxxed thirteen loaves to the dozen, the
extra loaf being the limit of their legiti
mate profits. Tho baker was also for
bidden to sell the regratresses in his
shop, the sales having to take place at
his stall iu the “king's market.”—De
troit Free Prets.
ChiHIren’s Quaint Sayingn.
Little Dick had been listening to the
recitation in geography
brother. “I know what
said he to mamma.
“Well, xvhat is it?" asked mamma.
“It’s a little piece of land all fenced
round with water,” proudly answered
Dick.
Lillie Cora heard an older person re
mark that some one who xxa* in trouble
wa* “in a pickle.” (shortly afterxvard
her little brother attempted some difficult
feat.
•*< h, you mustn't do that,” she ex-
cla'iued, “or you will be inacucumber."
“Fail,” said Auntie, “I should not
think yon would like radishes; I should
think they would bite your tongue."
“Why, auntie," said the little boy,
“they hasn't got any teeth.”—Youth’t
Comvanii*.
“Old Hickory."
The story of how General Andrew
to be called “Old
new to some of our
rhe fresh fruit crop of California thi
season has au estimated va'us of $10, •
mm
It has been discovered and authorita
tively announced that the first man to
turn the handle of en orgai waa a n»
Mve of tho province of Te&de.
Tho Poplar as a Lightning-Rod,
An old faehionod Lombardy poplar,
by ita height, by iU complete covering
of twigs and small branenes, and their
foliapo almost down to the ground, and
by its eappv wood, make* a capital
lightning-rod and a good one. Happily
no one can patent it and bring it around
in a wa'on and insist upon trying it
To make it surer, tbe tree should Hand
in moist ground or near water, for wot
ground ia a good conductor and dry soil
a poor one. It ie recommended to plant
a f.ombatdy poplar near the house and
another close to tho bare. If the ground
ie dry, the nearer tho well the better,
except for tho nuiaanoe of the roota that
will get into it.
Jackson happened
Hickory” may be
readers:
During the Creek War he had a bad
cold, anti his soldiers made for him a
shelter of hickory bark. The next
morning a tipsy soldier, not knowing
who was under the bark, kicked it over.
As the General, speechless with rage,
struggled out of the ruins, the soldier
yelled:
“Hello, Old Hickory 1 Como out of
your bark and take a drinkl"
When the soldiers saw Jackson shak
ing the bark from his uniform they gave
three cheers for “Old Hickory," and the
name stuck."
The Lena of Three Pant hers.
Herr Hagenbeck, of Hamburg, tbo
leading German wild beast dealer, lately
received a letter from Horn Bonheor, the
great animal painter, inquiring if she
Could come to his menagerie ana select a
couple of pan then which she was anxious
to paint from life. In reply the wild
beast dealer was gallant enough to say
that thera was no need ot Mmo. Bonheur
exposing herself to n fatiguing jegpney,
but that he Would instead read her, la
charge of a keeper, wolf pecked and
secured, three flue panthers which she
could keep as long W* she pleased and
return by the keeper when ehe had
quite done with them. Rona Bonheur in
painting those pea there now.
Unfortunate Haggaatlaa.
Elderly Maiden (to druggtat’s boy)—
“Well, I do declare, If I ain't forgot
what I came fori"
Boy (full of business!—Hair dye?
rouge? lotion to remove freckl**J
wrinkle oradicator? bottle Bloom of
Youth?”
Elderly Maiden haila a passing atrett
car,—/.(A.